Kelso vs Brooke's Name Lists...
Their tastes are very, very different, let's say...
Kelso's:
Girls: Alyssa, Amber, Ashley, Ashlyn, Briana, Courtney, Danielle, Haley, Holly, Jessica, Jocelyn, Kendra, Kayla, Mackenzie, Madelyn, Mariah, Michaela, Michelle, Misty, Molly, Morgan, Nicole, Sarah, Savannah, Sierra, Taylor
Boys: Aaron, Adam, Austin, Blake, Bradley, Brandon, Brendan, Brett, Cameron, Cody, Connor, Cory, David, Devin, Dustin, Dylan, Ethan, Garrett, Jacob, Jesse, John, Justin, Kevin, Kyle, Landon, Logan, Mason, Michael, Nathan, Ryan, Seth, Trevor, Tyler, Wyatt, Zachary
And after seeing Top Gun, he'd seriously beg Brooke to name their son Maverick. Brooke promptly refuses, just as she promptly refused to name their daughter(s) Molly, since they "met" at a Molly Hatchet concert.
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Brooke's:
Girls: Alexandra, Alice, Anna, Bridget, Christina, Claire, Eleanor, Emily, Emma, Grace, Hannah, Julia, Katherine, Laura, Louise, Lydia, Madeline, Margaret, Nora, Rachel, Rebecca, Sarah
Boys: Adam, Alexander, Benjamin, Christopher, Daniel, David Edward, Gabriel, Gregory, Henry, Ian, Jacob, James, John, Jonathan, Michael, Matthew, Nathan, Nicholas, Patrick, Samuel, Theodore, Thomas, William
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Couples: TV shows
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Canon
We Bare Bears:
Charlie- Panda,Grizzly, Ice/Polar Bear Panda-Charlie, Grizzly,Nonnom, Nomnom-Grizzly, Panda,Ice/Polar Bear Grizzly-Nonnom, Panda, Charlie Ice/Polar Bear-Charlie, Nonnom, Barry,
Ackley Bridge:
Hayley-Riz, Tahir,Cory,Clint, Zain, Mo,Waqar,Dan, Nell/Neil, Jake,Naveed, Alya, Cory-Alya, Candice, Naveed, Sian,Shannon, Missy, Nasreen,Chloe Nasreen-Samantha, Lila,Cory, Naveed, Mandy-Steve,Shaiq, Jordon - Chloe, Candice Missy-Aaron, Cory, Kaneez-Iqball, Alya-Cory, Candice-Cory,Jordon, Naveed-Cory My Big Fat Fablous Life/Whitney fat girl dancing
Buddy-Whitney, Heather, Chelsea,Brittany Whitney-Chase, Lenny, Ryan,Avi, Ross, Ryan-Heather, Tal,Whitney, Ashley, Buddy, Todd Chase-Buddy, Whitney,
The Vampire Diaries:
Damon -Caroline. Elena, Katherine,
Stefan - Elena. Katherine,
Silas- Amara, Qetsiyah
Qetsiyah-Silas,
Klaus - Caroline, Katherine, Tyler, Elena,
Jeremy- Bonnie,
Caroline-Tyler, Klaus, Damon,
Bonnie-Jeremy, Kol,Klaus, Damon,Enzo, Luka,
Elena- Damon, Stefan, Klaus,
Katherine-Damon, Stefan, Klaus,
Damon - Jeremy, Emily,
Pretty Little Liars: Ezra- Aria, Alison Emily- Alison, Paige, Wren -Spencer,Hannah, Mellisa, Ian-Spencer, Alison, Mellisa Paige -Alison One Tree Hill: 13 reasons why:
Hannah-Justin, Clay, Marcus, Bryce, Alex, Zach,Tyler,
Jessica-Bryce,
Bryce-Hannah, Jessica, Chloe,Justin,
Tyler-Monty,
Monty-Tyler
Justin- Clay , Hannah, Bryce,
Clay-Justin,
Tracy Beaker series:
Tyler- Jody, Piper,
Carmen-Rick, Esmé, Neil,
Bird/Noah - Candi Rose/Courtney,
Chloe- Jake,
Sasha-Josh, Freya, Jody, Courtney,
Jody-Tyler, Brandon , Sasha, Courtney, Blake, Gemma, Piper,
Mike-Fiona,
Candi Rose/Courtney-Bird/Noah, Hayden, Jay/Jacob, Sasha, Jody
Frank-Jade, Lizanne
Jay/Jacob- Shona, Evie, Courtney
Tracy-Seth, Séan, Simon, Peter,
Lucy Taylor-Keith
Liam O Donovan-Poppy, Lizanne, Mandy/Elektra, Tracy,
Sapphire-Ferris,
Johnny-Lizanne, Esmé,Keith,
Bailey-
Alex -Ryan,
Ryan-Alex,
Elektra/Mandy-Liam,
Theresa/Tee- Madison, Keith
Kazima- Madison,
Justine- Séan,
Jamie Johnson:
Karen-Ian
Ian-Karen
Aisha- Eric, Freddie,Liam
Eric-Aisha, Freddie,
Freddie-Aisha, Eric,
Liam-Aisha
Jamie-Jethro,Jackie
Dillon-Jethro
Jethro-Jamie, Dillon
Jackie-Jamie, Michel,
Hugo/Boggy- Nancy
Nancy-Hugo/Boggy-
Holly Hobbie
Holly-Jason Ryan Reeves,
Lila-Robbie
Robbie-Lila
Teen Wolf:
Derek-Paige,Kate, Stiles, Scott-Allison Lydia-Jackson,Stiles, Aiden, Peter- Lydia, Scott Allison-Issac, Scott, Stiles-Lydia, Derek, Peter, Peter-Stiles
Gilmore Girls Rory- Dean, Jess, Logan Dean-Rory
The Royals:
Elenour- Jasper
Jasper- Eleanor
Elenor-Jasper
Unpolished: Bria-Matthew Jennifer-Matthew Lexi-Matthew Matthew- Bria, Jennifer,Lexi
Last of the summer wine:
Marianna-Howard
Howard- Mariana
Cheers: Sam-Diane Diane-Sam That 70 show Eric-Donna
Donna-Eric
Jackie- Kelso, Hyde, Fez
Buffy the vampire slayer
Spike-Buffy
Buffy- Spike
I love Lucy
Ricky - Lucy
Lucy-Ricky
Friends:
Rachel- Ross, Mark
Ross- Rachel, Emily
Mark - Rachel
Parks and Recreation
Tom -Anne
Anne-Tom
Merlin:
Arthur -Merlin
Merlin-Arthur
Naruto:
Sasuke -Sakura
Naruto -Hinata
Sakura- Sasuke
Hinata-Naruto,
Sherlock Holmes:
John Watson- Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes- John Watson
Charmed:
Piper-Leo
Leo-Piper
Pheobe-Cole
Cole-Pheobe
Fireman Sam:
James-Norman
Norman-James, Mandy, Sarah
School of Rock:
Freddy-Kale
Kale- Freedie
Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Muriel-Eustace
Eustace- Muriel
Spongebob Squarepants:
Plankton- Karen, Eugene Krabbs,
Squidward- Spongebob
So Awkward:
Lily-Matt, Rob
Kat-Ollie, Rufus
Steven Universe
Sadie-Lars
Lars- Sadie
Pink/Rose-Pearl. Pink Pearl/Volly Ball,
Lapis-Jasper, Peridot
Jasper-Lapis,
Peridot-Lapis
Rugrats:
Drew-Charlotte
American Dad:
Stan - Francine
Francine- Stan
Miraclous:
André-Audrey
Audrey-André
The Boom Docks
Tom - Sarah
Sarah-Tom
Riverdale:
Betty-Jughead, Archie,
Veronica-Archie
Reign:
Francis -Mary
Mary- Francis
How to train your dragon:
Hiccup-Viggo, Rikor,Krogan,
Keeping up with the Kardashians:
Kylie-Tyga, Kim-Ray J, Kanye, Chris, Khloe-Lamar, Tristain, Kourtney-Scott, Kris-Cory, Blac Chyna/Angelia White-Rob, Tyga Rob-Blac Chyna Amber Rose-Kanye
The Next Step:
Michelle-Hunter, Eldon, John, Emily-Hunter, Eldon, Mary-Tully, Amy -Latroy, Ty, Finn, Riley-Charlie, Alfie, Richelle-Noah, Elliot,Finn, Piper-Finn, Josh, James- Beth, Amanda,Charlie, Alfie Eldon- Michelle, Emily, Hunter-Michelle, Emily, Henry- Summer Noah-Abi, Amanda,Jacquie,Elliot, Ozzy-Winnie, Elliot, Finn-Piper, Amy, Richelle, Elliot -Richelle,Ozzy, Noah,
Red Rock:
Tommy -Angelia,Ciara
Rachel- Brain, Conner,
Michael -Siobhan
Rory -Sharon, Niamh, Katie, Enrica,
David - Katie,
Keith -Alice, Eugene,
Adrian- Joan Curry,
Séan/Westlife- Nikki,Adrian,
Brain-Rachel,Jules,
Sharon-Rory, Bryan,
Katie-David,Rory
James - Davy Webb,
Brain-Sharon,Angelia,
Eugene-Keith,
Scandal USA:
Fitzgerald- Olivia, Melody
Olivia- Fitzgerald
Melody- Fitzgerald
Total drama:
Courtney- Duncan, Gwen
Duncan- Gwen, Courtney
Gwen-Courtney
South Park:
Stephen- Linda
Linda- Stephen
Good Girls:
Rio - Beth
Beth- Rio
King of the Hill:
Cotton- Didi
Didi- Cotton
Dale-Nancy
Nancy- Dale
Bojack Horseman
Butterscotch - Beatrice
Beatrice-Butterscotch
American Horor story:
Tate -Violet
Violet-Tate#
Once Upon a time:
Rumpelstiltskin/Beast -Belle
Belle-Rumpelstiltskin/Beast
Regina - Emma
Emma- Regina
Arrow:
Oliver-Felicity
Felicity- Oliver
Degrassi:
Clare-Eli
Eli-Clare
Gossip Girl:
Chuck- Blair Blair-Chuck, Dan Serena-Dan Dan-Blair,Serena
Orange is the new black:
Alex-Piper Piper-Alex,Larry
The Office USA:
Ryan- Kelly, Andy -Angelia, Angelia-Andy,Dwight, Kelly-Ryan, Michael-Jan Jan-Michael
Smallville:
Lex- Lana Lana- Lex
The Four O Clock Club
Nero-Clem, Katie Owen-Katie,
Dragon Ball Z
Goku-Chichi
Chichi-Goku
The Simpsons , Family Guy
Homer- Marge Marge-Homer Jeffery- Brenda Brenda-Jeffery Peter-Lois Lois-Peter
Rick and Morty:
Jerry-Beth Beth-Jerry
Hey Arnold:
Bob- Miriam
Miriam-Bob
Super man/Super girl:
Monel-Kara
Kara-Monel
Supernatural:
Sam -Ruby, Lucifer,
Lucifer - Kelly, Sam
Kelly-Lucifer,
Castiel - Dean
Dean- Castiel, Sam,
Sam-Gabriel, Dean
The Big Bang Theory: Leonard- Penny Penny- Leonard
Glee:
Finn- Rachel, Quinn, Kurt, Santana,
Puck - Quinn, Santana, Shelbey, April, Mercedes,Kitty
Will- Emma,Terri,Rachel,
Sam-Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Nurse Penny,
Artie- Brittany, Tina,
Blaine - Kurt,
Kurt-Blaine, Brittany, Finn,
Rachel-Finn, Will, Brody,
Unique-Principal Figgins,
Brittany-Principal Figgins, Santana, Kurt, Artie,Sam
Santana-Britany, Puck, Finn, Sam,Dave,
Mike-April
Matt-April
Marley-Kitty.Ryder,
Ryder-Marley,
Kitty-Marley,Puck,Jake,
Sue-Principal Figgins
Jake-Bree,Kitty, Marley,
Quinn-Finn,Puck,Sam,
Mercedes- Puck My Mad Fat Diary
Finn- Rae, Chloe, Olivia, Katie
Chloe-Ian, Stephen,Finn,
Rae- Liam, Stephen, Saul,Artie,Finn
Linda- Victor
Rae-Ian, Katie
Chloe-Katie
Cobra Kai, The Karate Kid
Samantha-Kyler,Yasmine,
Alison-Johnny, Daniel,
Daniel -Amanda, Alison,
Eli- Kyler,
Demetri - Yasmine,
Tory-the landlord,
Johnny-Alison,
Robby- Kyler, Shaun/Séan,
Eli- Demetri,
Daniel - Terry S, Mike B, John Kreese,
John Kresse- Johnny, Daniel,
Johnny- John Kresse,Terry Sliver,
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The Beginnings: 2013-2014 (Bandcamp Exclusive)
High school is so formative. It’s an emotional roller coaster. I was still trying to process 2012, but I was also having some of the best experiences of my life and dealing with friendship drama and planning for (and starting) my future. It all gave me some great songwriting fodder. I feel like you can hear the maturity in some of these lyrics compared to the songs I wrote in 2012. They were so fun to re-record!
I Hate Myself (For Loving You) was me realizing “The Last Song” from 2012 would never be the last song. Not even close. But it was also me realizing that time would eventually help me out and get me over the heartbreak. Hence the bridge and last chorus!
Break My Broken Heart stemmed from one of many high school parties that all played out the same way. All of them. I knew I wasn’t over what I was dealing with, so I was trying to be extra careful with my heart, even if it meant denying myself what I thought I wanted at the time.
Can’t Hold Back absolutely happened because I used the phrase “footloose and fancy free” in my Tumblr name. I was in the midst of an obsession with ‘80s movies and music. Footloose actually still hasn’t left me (the song or the film).
Never Again, like “Break My Broken Heart,” was the result of a high school party, but a night where I was a little less careful with my heart. It happens!
I’m on My Way was my way of expressing the pure joy I felt in the summer of 2013. Fresh off a second breakup, which was significantly less messy than the first, I took my first trip to New York. Everything was perfect.
Found was probably the first time I wrote about a friend’s relationship and heartbreak instead of my own. (I also did this with Record High, which I released in early 2022.)
That Much clearly shows how conflicted I was when the summer ended and I went back to school. It’s much easier to move on from complicated feelings when you don’t have to see people every day, but it gets a little more confusing when you share hallways and classrooms.
Just a Memory is the epitome of “I’m so sick of still grieving a relationship that ended forever ago; come on brain, let’s get over it!” This was also one of the first songs that made me feel like I was capable of writing country music.
You’re Not Alone was me writing the words I wished someone would say to me. Senior year of high school was anxiety-filled for me; everything was about to change and I was losing friends. Let’s just say it was a bad time!
LC (The Day I Got Away) was written months before “the day I got away.” I placed myself years in the future and reflected on my years in high school and how I felt about it. I don’t know if it was supposed to bring me comfort and make it easier to leave, but I’ve never felt the need to write another song about leaving high school; years later, I still believe 17-year-old Emily nailed it.
Don’t Get to Get to Me is the third song in an accidental trilogy. “Break My Broken Heart,” “Never Again,” and this song tell the same story, but about different nights. I promise I eventually saw the pattern and broke it!
When You’re Drunk was one of the first songs I wrote after moving away for school, but it wasn’t about anyone I met at school. It sounds so much worse than it was, but this person didn’t live near me, and essentially they would only text me when they were drinking.
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The Beginnings: 2012 (Bandcamp Exclusive)
I’ll tell you forever that 2012 was the worst year of my life. It wasn’t all bad, but I was so absolutely unequipped for what I went through that it took the next decade to recover, and in some ways it permanently altered me as a person.
That’s why this year gets its own album of re-recordings. I wrote hundreds of songs to process it all, and when I look back, I still love most of them. As emotional as I personally think these songs are, they don’t scratch the surface of what I went through. Those songs didn’t start coming out of me until 5 years later after a whole psychology degree and a little therapy.
Love Story is the most ironic way to start this collection, but I insist on doing things chronologically. So this is me falling in love for the first time.
Are You Happy Now is me getting my heart broken for the first time despite everyone trying to warn me.
Stupid Boy is peak pettiness on my part. I’ll own up to that one; I was being a dramatic 15-year-old kid.
Over You was me trying to be hopeful and trust that time would heal all despite how messy it was in that moment. (Spoiler alert: it would.)
Recovery was the first day I felt truly good again. (Spoiler alert: it wouldn’t last.)
Miss Me, Miss Me was me re-gaining my confidence and remembering I was worth loving, and worth missing.
What’s Good About Goodbyes had a bridge that came to me in the shower; I wrote the song around it. I liked writing as if I was years in the future, reflecting back on whatever I was going through in that exact moment with wisdom and clarity. I especially like revisiting songs like that now that it really is years in the future.
Good Girls (Bad Boys) is about the first time you hear that the first person to break your heart is seeing someone new.
Each Step of the Way just proves how complicated humans are. It proves that I could be angry and hurt and heartbroken but still insist on caring about the person who caused it all once I saw that they were going through something. (Or it proves I was really easily manipulated. We’ll never know what really happened here.)
It’s Still His is that feeling when you’re not over someone, but there’s someone new trying to win your heart. It’s not that new person’s fault; you’re just not ready until you’re ready.
Still in Love with You is… exactly what it is. Exactly.
You Taught Me That was mainly inspired by the grandfather I lost when I was 6. I had a weird relationship with religion and the idea of heaven when I was younger, and writing songs like this gave me so much comfort.
Fall for You Again is how it feels to love someone new but still have moments where you worry that you’re not over that first heartbreak. It’s weird the first time you care about two people at once; before that, you don’t believe there’s anyone else out there for you. At least when you’re 16.
The Last Song was me being determined to start the new year without dragging 2012’s baggage into it. It was also right after Taylor Swift released Red, and I was obsessed with All Too Well. Unfortunately for me, this was not actually the last song.
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