#emo garrison

[fennecfiree]

I made emo garrison <3

[insectduck]

My niche Keith Kogane headcanon is that "Thief" by Imagine Dragons from the Smoke + Mirrors (Deluxe) album is HIS song, no if ands or buts, it just screams mullet emo 'delinquent' in the desert bonus with space motifs. If you told me it was written by the angsty fuck himself I'd totally believe you lmao

[musicbyrikm]

Roach, live at The Garrison in Toronto, November 2022

[jiyansthesis]

I see someone write for Voltron, I request. Anywho, I wonder how an enemies to lovers scenario would go with Keith and a Female s/o. S/O is goofy, too kind for this world, and naive and yet is still gets good grades. However, much to Keith's luck, she's denser than bricks and is oblivious to his dislike towards her.

HOLY SHIT I HAVENT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW IM SO SORRY IDEK WHEN YOU REQUESTED THIS

now idk if you wanted it in the cannon au or a high school setting, but I'll do both

IS THE VOLTRON FANDOM EVEN STILL ALIVE?? I NEED VOLTRON MOOTS

canon paladin au

☆ keith hates anyone that continues to bother him even after he drops subtle hints to leave him alone

☆ like you'll be going on and on about some topic that he doesn't care about

☆ but he can't bring himself to tell you to shut up

☆ you and lance are the duo to end him

☆ a goofy smart one, and a questionable goofy one

☆ its more of a one sided enemy rivalry type situation, since you think keith is fine with you (he's not)

☆ he can't help but notice the small things about you

☆ but he thinks that's because you irritate the shit out of him

☆ it's not

☆ your constantly happy-go-lucky mood actually makes him feel better at times

☆ he'll start to warm up to you and maybe even discover his feelings for you, realizing he doesn't hate you

☆ he'll start getting a bit more flustered while training with you

☆ and you'll be oblivious to this as you were with his hatred for you a while back

☆ eventually he'll gather the courage to ask you out only to find out you've liked him ever since you met him

☆ he felt guilty because he really did not like you during that time

☆ you're the yin to his yang </3

high school/galaxy garrison academy

☆ he dreaded having you as his tutor

☆ you were too. . . nice (for his lil emo broken hearted self)

☆ he didn't like that, and he hated having you teach him

☆ you managed to keep him from dropping out, and even he can't explain why he decided not to

☆ he never responded to your questions, but you didn't let that deter you from you smiling brightly at him and continuing on

☆ he realized he really did listen to you, and in fact, his grades massively improved

☆ he still did not feel like interacting with you though

☆ until one day where your mood was obviously different

☆ you didn't even bother continuing on when keith didn't respond, and instead went quiet and stared down at the textbook in front you

☆ he thought you were simply reading ahead, just in case you didn't know the material, but minutes passed and you stayed silent.

☆ "you alright?" keith asked

☆ you nodded and simply carried on, finally breaking the silence with what seemed like a less energetic version of how you usually act

☆ eventually, you told him by the end of the session that someone had told you that he absolutely despised you

☆ rare keith L

☆ which was true. a few months ago.

☆ now he was absolutely enamored with you

☆ your personality really brings out the best in him and he realized that

☆ he quickly argued against that statement and while stumbling over his words, he accidentally confessed

☆ he would never forget that that's the most joyful he's ever seen you

[rhyliethecaterfly]

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[wingsofhcpe]

Mar's BBC vs Book Canon Musketeers Assession: a Short Yet Comprehensive Guide

(read under the cut!)

bbc d'Artagnan: baby. has not done anything wrong in his life ever, actual angel, just very stupid.

vs

book d'Artagnan: has the power of god and anime on his side, most annoying little bitch you'll ever meet, broke, has a stupid horse, perpetually single.

*

bbc Athos: depressed older brother figure that's not-so-secretly very soft and loving of his found family and would die to protect them, also still horny for one Milady de Winter. Carries the communal garrison braincell.

vs

book Athos: drunk misogynist who yearns for death and whose only reason to live is his son Raoul. All his braincells have committed self-murder.

*

bbc Porthos: feisty ray of sunshine who has never had a single evil thought in that silly head of his, actually quite clever, complicated and emotional, deserves the world.

vs

book Porthos: vainest person you'll ever meet, doesn't know when to shut up, sugar baby who cares only about himself (and maybe Aramis), has not had a single intelligent thought in his entire existence.

*

bbc Aramis: cinnamon roll, golden retriever, actually quite clever, troublemaker who can't keep it in his pants, lovable self-sacrificial idiot who would get himself killed in a heartbeat to save his loved ones, brightest smile in all of Paris. Invented bisexuality.

vs

book Aramis: mean, edgy, probably secretly a vampire, would sell you to satan for one (1) corn chip, one bad day away from going on a murder spree. Also invented bisexuality.

*

bbc Treville: exasperated dad.

vs

book Treville: extremely exasperated dad.

*

bbc Cardinal: genius evil mastermind played by Peter Capaldi.

vs

book Cardinal: genius evil mastermind sadly not played by Peter Capaldi.

*

bbc Rochefort: worst person you'll ever fucking meet, arguably the only downgrade in the show.

vs

book Rochefort: sneaky lil bastard that's also the bestieTM, we stan.

*

bbc Constance: feminist icon, beautiful queen I'd kill and die for, gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

vs

book Constance: she's just there and then she dies ig.

*

bbc Milady: my cunning evil murderwife, would die for her, deserves the world.

vs

book Milady: actually I believe Athos should have strangled her with his own hands, fuck her.

*

bbc Bonacieux: evil greasy little man, fuck him.

vs

book Bonacieux: he's just... kinda... there I guess? Idk man Dumas looked at the Bonacieuxs and went "nah".

*

bbc Louis: annoying little shit but he's kinda cute and nice sometimes

vs

book Louis: manchild, just There ig.

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bbc Anne: radiant angel who has done nothing wrong in her life ever and she's also perfection itself.

vs

book Anne: literal drama queen.

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BONUS ROUND- GRIMAUD

bbc Grimaud: hot evil emo dude, idk what his problem was tho

vs

book Grimaud: actually he just doesn't get paid enough for this shit so if he wanted to murder Athos like in the show I'd understand that lmao

[electricsynthesis]

lance - sorry to teenagers in fanon in 2016 but I don’t think lance would listen to the pop hits of the 2010s. I think lance is too hip for that. He is not listening to pop from 100~ years ago. (Or more, nobody can agree on when the show takes place & I think that’s beautiful). lance is listening to the billboard top 100. He’s listening to what people are talking about . I imagine their pop music as very synthetic, almost edm, with loud vocals over top of it. Less bass than we have in our pop music, more tenor. he’s into particular celebrities and while he likes their music, and he says it’s about the music, he’s more into the celebrities really than the music. he’s into his eras version of, like, Britney Spears. Because they’ve gotta have an edge to them. Some controversy. if they’re too squeaky clean he gets bored

hunk - whatever the sci fi future equivalent of melancholy, heavily vocal guitar indie music. the kind of music that’s more poetry than it is really music. Stuff made by underground artists. it’s all emotional, ranging from sappy to comforting to sad. he likes love songs about pining but they make him really emotional . He also likes pop music generally, soft hip hop and r&b. also atmospheric music. He strikes me as the type of nerd to listen to a lot of video game osts because of the sweeping orchestral vibes, but for some reason refuses to just listen to actual classical music. Feels too pretentious but then he just listens to orchestras perform the video game osts anyway so lol

pidge - god’s most annoying electronica. I think 100 years of sci fi future is going to make hyperpop one of the whackiest music genres and pidge is right there with it. She wants pitchy, bit-crushed squealing. she wants electronic shrieking. she wants voices autotuned to the point of nigh unrecognizability. I think she also listens to more normal electronica, which I think is more mainstream in their era. Stuff we would associate with weird youtube electronica is a whole cast genre. She’s really into it. She knows all the bands, all the subgenres, all the specific sounds of each one. Matt finds this so fucking annoying because she plays it out loud and he h a t e s it. After she joins team voltron lance gets to take over matts place here

keith - forgive me for this, but I do think keith listens to what WE would call numetal. But it’s like. Classic metal, to him. Og metal. Like I think he literally listens to linkin park. I’m saying that keith kogane listens to 100 year old music. He heard it all from his crazy ass paranoid conspiracy theorist father, who only uses analogue tech because he’s terrified of the garrison finding out about his fuzzy purple alien long distance wife and his alien hybrid child. so he plays like, breaking Benjamin cds on an old boombox. This is the only kind of music keith likes . He’s ok with modern metal but he prefers what we would call classic metal. he doesn’t like emo music

allura -

So I have really detailed thoughts on what constitutes “music” and how that may be defined for alien cultures in sci fi. I’ve thought about this extensively since I was 14 and the conclusion I’ve come to is that altean music is the most industrial, heavy, absolutely dark fast paced noisemusic ever conceived. Metal grinding against metal. Plates shrieking against each other. Dull thumping on thick glass. String instruments that squeak and squeal. sudden starts and stops. Heavy drums you can feel in your teeth. clanking. whistling. wheezing. All the kinds of noises you hear in altean music. coran prefers more “classical” altean music, which entails more drums and strings (of the shrieking variety). allura prefers the “modern” (of her youth) altean music, their equivalent to pop, which is more industrial & metal grindy.

She excitedly shows the humans some altean music only to find them absolutely repulsed. Just, like, they’re trying to be nice. But when I say industrial I mean like, a collection of noises that we wouldn’t even categorize as music. so they can’t help the just inherent misunderstanding. except keith, he fucking LOVES it. He goes WILD for it. Allura convinces him to actually dance to it and they just flail around wildly.

he tries to show allura the music that he likes but sadly divorced dad rock doesn’t do much for her. But through their & pidge’s combined efforts into the forays of Abrasive Human Music they discover that allura also really likes death metal

[ria-777]

There is not enough letters in the alphabet for me to tell you how much I love you

D - Danger

Keith was angry. And sad, but he didn't want to admit this.

It wasn't his fault.

Why did they all have to act like it was?

If only it was possible, he'd take that part of himself that he wasn't even aware existed until recently, and delete it in an instant.

Like he was sure Allura would absolutely love.

Losing Shiro, getting kicked out of the garrison, finding Shiro after he suddenly fell down from the stars and then the blue lion, being roped into fighting a war that was thousands of years old...

And now, discovering he was half-galra, making the people he was beginning to see as his family act so... weird toward him.

Even Pidge. Was he really that stupid to think they had something special going on? Was he really that delusional? Was he-

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Who could it be? Should he answer? What if whoever stood on the other side of his door was only there to insult him? Or to ask if him hiding in his room was a Galra thing? What should he do?

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"Keith, I know you're in there." Her voice softened. "Can we talk?"

Pidge. What did she want now? Did she finally process the truth and was there to scream at him? After all, the galras were what caused her family to be torn apart. He wasn't sure if he wished to take the risk and let her in. Viewing the hatred in her eyes would make his heart ache way too much.

More than anyone could.

"Please. I know you're hurting and that it's partially my fault. I'm here to help you as much as I can... If you want me to."

She sounded genuine, but what if the others started distancing themself from her too after seeing them hang out? As if she could read his brain from the opposite side of the door, she responded to his question. Maybe it was thanks to their paladin's link. "I don't care about what anyone has to say concerning me. I just want to be a good friend to you."

Friends. Right. Keith remembered Shiro telling him you could always confide in those who are precious to you when there are things plaguing your mind. "I'm not sure what I want to say." He could hear the smile in her voice. "That's fine, I brought my computer so we can view movies. No need to talk to me about anything if that isn't your wish."

When Keith finally opened the door, there stood Pidge, a gentle grin on her face that was so... her. "Ever watched ParaNorman?"

He smiled back. "No, I haven't."

*******

Not a word was exchanged between the teammates since they settled down on Keith's bed, not as close as they usually would. Should he say something? The boy knew he didn't have to, but wouldn't it be considered rude if he just ignored her generous offer to help ease things off his mind in the middle of the night.

What if, for once, she was planning on sleeping, but her concern over his well-being overtook the urge to rest?

The thought made his face flush.

Opening up to someone, even if it was only a little bit couldn't be that bad? Right?

"Pidge." She hummed but paused the movie to look his way when he didn't add any other words. "Don't you believe I'm a danger for your safety and the others? You know, since I'm half-galra and all."

She stared at him for some ticks. Did she agree? Did she find him stupid to specify why he could be a danger? Finally, she reacted and out of all he imagined her to do, Keith hadn't expected Pidge to outright laugh in his face and then proceed to lean her head on his shoulder after she scooted closer.

"Keith, it's not like you knew all along and chose to keep it a secret from the rest of us. Plus, who your parents are doesn't define what type of person you'll grow up to be. And, if the blade belonged to your mother, then doesn't this mean that she was fighting on the right side of the war? Even if she wasn't, you're still, in my eyes, our emo Keith. Whatever race you descend from has no importance for me."

Quiznack, he actually felt like he was about to cry and for some reason, the thought of Pidge seeing him in such a vulnerable state didn't bother him at all. How the next words came out of his mouth while being accompanied by tears would forever be a complete mystery to the boy. "But the Galra took away your family..." "Exactly, them, not you," responded Pidge with absolutely no hesitation.

She realized he wasn't persuaded yet. "If I followed your current logic, does that mean that you were involved in them kidnapping Shiro too? »

Tears were beginning to escape from his eyes as he shook his head. "I promise I will keep convincing you I have nothing against your heritage for as long as you need me to. Whenever you feel doubts, my door will always be open for you."

She reached for her laptop and closed it before setting it on the floor. Then, Pidge arranged the pillow and cover on his bed before lying down, patting the spot next to her.

At any other time, Keith would have hesitated. Was he really comfortable sleeping with someone so close to his personal space? Is Pidge actually okay with this? Is this appropriate for him to do? Does she feel forced to do this?

His mind was completely empty as he rested his head on the pillow, melting into her embrace as her arms didn't waste a second wrapping around him, bringing him impossibly close to her small body.

Keith knew his heart was racing at an unhealthy pace, being this close to Pidge, his face practically buried in her chest was definitely not proper between two friends, but he didn't care that much.

She didn't say anything as his own arms brought her closer by holding her waist tight.On the contrary, the girl sighed calmly, she probably longed for this too. Shiro vanishing must be hard for her too. He was the only hope she had that her father and brother were alive and now...

"Pidge, thank you. If you ever need to talk, I'll be there for you just like you are for me."

She moved to be able to gaze in his eyes before placing a soft kiss on his forehead.

"Thank you."

********

(Posted on Wattpad and ao3)

Note: Guess who’s still alive!! Hope you liked it and sorry if there’s any mistakes <3

[melsany]

in this rewatch of voltron i have discovered that there is no fucking way shiro was out at the garrison or at any point during the course of the show:

1) his significant other was either a, not informed of his return even though he worked on site, or b, unable to because no one knew in the first place. (let’s be honest if adam had known he would’ve been with keith from the get go)

2) shiro does not send a video message home with sam holt in s4. mentions no family or homesickness at all.

3) he never speaks about adam. for 4 seasons we believe adam had no ties to anyone and only find out abt adam via a flashback. keith does know but only because the parental roles the 2 filled for him. and he doesn’t talk abt it either.

4) during the ride home he doesn’t talk abt adam

5) when they land he doesn’t ask for adam. he salutes iverson and then introduces allura romelle and coran.

6) his “big emo scene” abt finding out adam is dead only consists of him touching the memorial and saying “adam. im so sorry.” iverson offers no real comfort as one would if they knew the intimacy they shared so i can only conclude that

7) iverson and the entire garrison thought that they were ROOMMATES. COLLEAGUES. GOOD PALS.

8) he doesn’t talk to anyone abt his grieving.

9) we don’t see him meet curtis or develop any sort of relationship with him while they’re on the atlas for presumably months to years.

10) they get married waayyyy after everything is over which gives shiro time to come out off screen.

NOBODY FUCKING KNEW

[autisticlancemcclain]

figured id add this poll too in case.

some summaries for ur luxury and convenience:

galtean au w a sprinkling of tangled inspriation

team has to secure an alliance with a planet that is like a giant ancient rome basically and has the military prowess to match and it is delicate enough that keith and lance are not allowed to help with negotiations and instead must just sit around and look pretty and amuse themselves in a big ass villa via falling in at least 40k of slowburn in love and aware but not letting ourselves yet love canon fic based off that taylor swift song. uh. the one with the spilling wine in the bathtub. dress

adult klance shoved together in a cross canada train car simultaneously going through a quarter life crisis modern au

keith really hates his dumbass realter job and his realter job hates him and gives him dilapidated ass houses to sell and in one such house he meets a newly created and very angry about it ghost named lance who has a Personal Problem with keith as if its his fault he's fuckin' dead modern au

journey to the centre of the earth au ft. keith who just wants to keep the memory of his brother alive thru geeky geology, his very emo thirteen year old niece hana, and a very intelligent but highly competitive mountain guide who seems to hate him a little for some reason and unfortunately looks very good doing so. this au is already partially written

superman keith lois lane lance au

trucker klance slowburn modern au

mad chemist youtuber lance and awkward but hugely famous actor keith who like a dumbass tells the entire internet that he has the hots for said youtuber who then proceeds to play hard to get bc he is a shit nilered au

unbelievably insane and heavy period piece circa venice 1492 with emotionally agonised and Falling angel lance and cathedral stonemason keith who treats him as if hes holy

[fennecfiree]

Meet the artist :3

I DRAW SOUTH PARK MOSTLY STYLE

I Have a mr garrison shrine <3

YOU CAN GO CRAZY IN MY ASK BOX! U CAN SEND HCS, SHIPS, OPINIONS, ANYTHING AS LONG AS ITS NOT NSFW! I LOVE WHEN PPL SEND MY ASKS

ALL MY SOCIALS

art tag Incase u just wanna see that and not my reblogs: #kolbies art 😎😎

Headcanon tag cuz I reblog sm ya: #‼️hcs

Me talking to myself: #kolbies random thoughts

My reblogs: #kolbie reblogs things

Fav colourz: Green and Pink

My bday is October 27th ( the day the FNAF movie came out 💪😼)

I have autism (diagnosed) and anxiety (diagnosed, taking pills for)

Special interests: South park /Stan x Kyle/ MR GARRISON/ WHALE SHARKS

Favourite songs: Faster n harder, Girlfriend, CUSTER🔛🔝!!!!!!!!!!

OTPS: Style, Garrick, Me x mr garrison <333 (KOLISON)

Satanist!

Fav headcanons: Chubby kyle, short kyle, Autistic Mr garrison

Sometimes I talk in gifs or emojis 😭 please don't take that in a bad way if I do

please read!

DNI:

Nazis, zoophiles, pedos, terfs, homophobes, racists, transphobes, sexists, proshippers, south park haters, Stan x Kyle haters.

[fucksurass]

OMG FINALLY HAD THE MOTIVATION THIS WAS KILLING ME

DEAD? Park!

Pt. 4

Kenny: Sigh

Stan: Hey wheres Cartman?

Kyle: Probably at home sleeping his fat ass off. Maybe his mom was like "Oh my poor baby Eric stay home you look so sleepy!!!"

Stan: Heh heh yeah maybe

Kenny: Sigh

Kenny: Mmmppppphhhusisoeoleidb....

Mr. Garrison: Blah blah blah new student in Ms. Choksonsiks class blah blah

Damien: Blah wheres my Pip?

Mr. Garrison: Damien stop thinking with your dick and use your brain for once.

*Laughter*

Damien: Shut up ill kill you all!!

Stan: Seriously dude where is Cartma-

Pip: WE HAVE BISCUITS!!

Everyone: COOKIES!!!

Mr. Garrison: Well would you look at that. Today isnt complete shit!

Pocket: One at a time you lot!! No shoving!

Kyle: Oh my god these are good! Fatass is missing all of this!

Stan: Haha yeah! Fuck you Cartman you dont deserve theseeee

Pocket: Fancy a biscuit, Emo boy?

Damien: Um.... No. I dont like what you put in it, Beaver.

Pip: Now Damien, just because you are so bitter doesnt mean you cant have a bit of sugar!

Damien: Ha ha. Funny.

Butters: Hey Ken look. Cookies!

Ken: Mph...

Pip: Oh poor Kenny.

Pocket: Oh no. You are not going to give him a biscuit are you? He called me a slag!

Pip: Technically he did not. We may have overreacted a bit... Kenny!

Kenny: Mph...

Pip: Kenny look.

Pip: Have it.

Kenny: What? But arent you still mad I... Said you died..?

Pip: Oh I am furious but you look a bit down so take it.

Kenny: ...Thanks. And sorry.... I dont know whats going on..

Pip: Thats quite alright. Eat it already!!

Kenny: Okay okay! ....

Pip: ............

Kenny: Wow. This is good. Really good! What... Whatd you put in this?! Howd you make it!!

Pip: ...Oh..

Pip: Thats a secret.....

Kenny: Wh-wha- I-

Pip: Shhhhh-

Kenny: What did you put in-

Pip: NOTHING

Kenny: .........

Pip: YOURE BECOMING QUITE THE PA-

Pocket: Phillip!! Damien took my biscuit! He didnt even want any!

Damien: I want some now. Wow this taste like asshole.

Pip: Oh dear I must go!

Pip: Poor you! You look like youve seen a ghost! There there!

Kenny: ....................I-

Pip: I REMEMBER TELLING YOU TO SHHHH- Have a good day, mate!

Pt. 3

Pt. ---

[emo-ish]

MY FAV (MOSTLY) EMO BANDS !!!

☆ basic favs: mcr ; ptv ; p!atd

1. Paramore

2. Underoath (!!)

3. Taking back sunday

4. Hawthrone heights

5. Black veil brides

6. Brand new

7. Armor for sleep

8. Scary kids scaring kids (!!)

9. Further seems forever

10. The used

☆ more obscure bands with less monthly listeners // ok, the last one has more, but most of these have less than 10k monthly listeners)

11. The paper champions

(They have >100 monthly listeners)

12. Garrison

13. Phonefoot

14. Me and him call it us

15. Orchid

THE ENDD !! If you know more, tell me !!

[soulreapin]

i hear your triple contraction keith and i raise you

dyslexic keith

he always had dyslexia, but since he lived in the middle of nowhere he couldn't really consistently get to school, meaning he didn't really get the support he needed to help him

but i also raise you this: despite having dyslexia and struggling with reading and writing, his favourite class at the garrison was an optional creative writing class he chose because he had an extra space to fill + adam was there so he already had someone there that he knew. it was his favourite because he couldn't really express his emotions verbally, so writing stories and poems helped a lot.

oh my god im gonna KILL MYSELF over this i love that. poetry is definitely his favorite because if he spells a word wrong he can say it was intentional

i am not a very big poetry guy but i think edgar allen is his favorite poet because hes so emo and everyone loves him so keith is like “i can be emo and people will like me”

if keith had a tumblr hed be a tumblr poet i KNOWS it

[night-wrighter]

Answering these questions as Keith -part 1

“My name is Keith Kogane”

“I’m 19 years old (not cannon)”

“I don’t have a nickname, except for that one time Lance tried to call me keke”

“I’m 5’6, and I think I weigh about 137 pounds but I haven’t checked- cause.. space”

“My hair is black, but recently it’s had a tint of purple around the bottom?”

“My eyes are a like a shade grey/blue and sometimes purple”

“I have a scar of my lower back from a fight I was in at the garrison, of course the one on my face, and I have these faint lines on my arms and face”

“I’m a male but I guess it depends on the day”

“Sadly, my father is …dead, but my mom is alive”

“I have an older brother named shiro! Well we actually aren’t related but, yeah. He counts right?”

“I’m uh- I’m gay.”

Lance: “you’re gay?!?!”

Keith: “yes, now leave it alone”

Lance: “woah woah woah buddy! You can’t just be dropping lore like that!”

Keith: “I didn’t drop anything! I thought everyone knew??”

Lance: “whatever”

Keith: “ I’m Asian-American and Galran”

“I was born October 23, 2295”

“I don’t really consider it as a condition? But Adam said I could possibly have autism? Or be on the spectrum”

“I live in Space- last time I checked”

“I don’t really get paid for being a paladin, But yeah”

“To be the best”

Shiro: “Keith a soft spoken young man”

Pidge: “he’s like mad emo”

Hunk: “he’s a great leader and a good friend”

Lance: “he’s really moody but a really good listener”

Allura: “he’s a determined paladin And truly misunderstood”

Keith: “I like to draw, fight, on earth I used to have a mini bike so I liked that”

“I used to vape but shiro made me stop, I’m 3 years sober now”

Shiro: “he’s has trust issues And gets angry easily, but frankly I think he’s just really scared of the world but that’s perfectly fine”

Keith: “I used to do choir so I guess sing?”

“I HATE when Lance tries to do chants or something with me and ESPECIALLY when he tries to give me nicknames”

“I like hippos, and sharks and when hunk makes food that edible”

“Nope”

“I used to be in a situationship with James but that ended quickly after he said it was prank that his friends put him up to”

“My knife that my mom gave me. It means everything to me”

“I kinda- may or may not have a..thing for Lance”

“I really don’t like spiders, falling, and large bodies of water”

“I don’t really like talking to people that much but I guess I would be?”

“I’m pretty smart, only if I learn it myself, I’m self taught in a lot of stuff”

[justmultifandom]

Kidge summer event 2023

Day 27: Haircut for hot days

Keith walked into the communal showers sweating all over, his hair soaking wet as he stripped off his shirt and balled it into a bin which would then be taken to the cleaners. As soon as the automatic door opened, he was invaded by an annoying hot vapor that could only worsen his condition. The interior of the room was foggy, the different mirrors foggy and the heat surrounding the atmosphere, yet he could recognize a small figure in a large orange and white bathrobe violently tossing her hair with the oversized hood.

“Hey Pidge”: he greeted him, fanning himself with his hand as he tried to shake off the dampness.

“Hi Keith”: she replied, smiling: “I'll be out right away. The cold water doesn't work, there must be something wrong with the meter, now I wanted to go to my father to report it"

“Great, no cold water”: he grumbled, squeezing his soaking wet hair and trying to wipe the sweat from his neck.

"Yeah, the Garrison is the most important space military center on Earth and the water meter is out of order": she nodded, puffing, and then looked at him with a raised eyebrow: "Have you ever thought about cutting your hair? Maybe they will bother you less when you train”

“I like my hair, but you're right, I should cut it, after three years in space I've forgotten the heat of the desert. I'm not used anymore”: he reflected: “If I cut my hair maybe Lance will stop calling me Mullet…!”

"I can cut your hair, if you want": she offered, gesturing a scissor with her fingers: "You know, I made this beautiful cut by myself"

“With this you will be the last person I ask to cut my hair”: he smiled, taking a cloth.

“Hey! I cut Shiro's hair I remember you!": she insisted, taking some scissors from a piece of furniture and waving them: "Come on, on your knees"

“Shouldn't I sit in a chair?” He raised an eyebrow.

“You are too tall even for a chair”

“Minion Holt”

"Shut up Kogane or I'll leave you the mullet"

"Okay... okay...": he raised his arms to the sky, kneeling in front of her: "But hurry up, I'm hot and sweaty"

"Don't rush the art, Kogane!" Pidge exclaimed, teasing his hair lightly and starting to cut. Keith could see strands of hair falling to the floor and onto his bare chest, occasionally moving from the discomfort of the communal shower floor, and when he did she would tug at his hair to make him stop.

"No! I like my bangs!”: He took her wrist as she had her strands lifted to her forehead.

“Emo boy, if you call this bangs then Kosmo is a chiwawa!”: She exclaimed, freeing herself from her grip and continuing to cut. Keith snorted, but let go. It was only Pidge, after all; if the cut didn't suit him, she would surely have invented a machine to grow hair.

“Finished!”: She cheered, and he let out a sigh of relief when he stood up and looked at himself in the mirror. It was a simple enough cut, actually, even though it looked like a slightly longer undercut, but still, her hair didn't reach down to her neck.

"Not bad": He touched his hair, while she acquired a proud look: "Thanks Pidge"

“Anytime, Kogane”: she gave her a thumbs up, finally walking out of the room.

After taking a shower (which was actually hot as she said), he changed into his orange Garrison uniform and walked out into the halls. He was walking quietly when he heard an excited scream.

“Keith!”: Her mother rushed over to him when he crossed an intersection, shaking him and touching his hair with a surprised expression: “What did you do with your hair?!”

"I cut them": he shrugged, slightly embarrassed by Krolia's too loud and sharp tone.

"Really!? Did you do it or did someone else do it?!”: she started asking many questions, almost jumping on the spot.

"Pidge cut them off for me, what's the problem?": he replied, taking a lock of hair: "I like them..."

“Pidge!? The green paladin, right!? Ohhh, I've always known that! Although I never expected it from you so soon…”: Krolia exclaimed, while he looked at her slightly confused.

“Have you always known what? That I'd cut my hair?” Keith raised a slightly confused eyebrow, shaking his head slowly.

“It's not about the haircut, Keith!”: she touched her forehead with her hand: “Wait, don't you know?! Kolivan never told you when you were in Blade?!”

“Said what?”: he shook his head: “Okay, mom, now you're worrying me…”

“For the Galra, cutting one's hair is a symbol of marriage; if it's a person who does it instead of yourself then you are married”: she explained: “Ah! It's great, I'm going to tell Colleen!"

"Mom, no wait! I didn't-��: he exclaimed, while Krolia disappeared around the corner running:” -know it…”

Keith stood still in the middle of the corridor, thinking and looking for a way out of the awkward and embarrassing situation he had put himself in, but above all he had to explain everything to Pidge…