#ender oli

[alsmp-headcanons]

// unnecessarily cursed, unsanitary, stolen from the dsmp fandom

enderians don't have eyelids, like snakes

lauren just has dry eyes, oli licks his eyes with his tongue like a snake

Oh this is creepy as heck but I love it!

[i-eat-cubes]

WIP

[ep2nd]

Yall remember in Empires season 1 when Scott was the champion of Aeor and Xornoth was the champion of Exor?

Alright, I have an idea similar to that but also very different.

In season 2 we lost Pearl but got False and Oli, and my mind immediately went champions.

Hear me out.

Oli is the champion/replacement for Xornoth.

False is the champion/replacement for Pearl.

Just like think of it!

Pearl knows she won't return to the land of empires but still wants to protect her friends so she brings in False, you know the person who can kill an army and the only person who could probably tie in a fight with Pearl?

She just didn't think it was an evil clone! She thought it was good clone! Her bad.

And then Oli.

Oli and Xornoth don't exactly have the same personality but I think it would be funny if there was like Xornoth's spirit still around and just attached to Oli, forcing them to follow and witness everything he goes through.

And Xornoth thought the Crystal was bad.

Also, Oli only appears a few times, has a connection to the Ender dragon and raising it, you don't think there's at least some help from Xornoth?

Also, Oli and Xornoth hate or dislike Pearl and are the only ones who beat her in some sense.

Oli escaped heaven and Xornoth I guess lived through the fight, barely.

This is an idea but I kinda just want these two new members to just have two powerful people of the past just whispering down their neck or influencing their lives

[gay-slime]

“She was like…..at least six foot” -Slimey, probably

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[art-in-a-bottle]

OrionSound’s new son

If Oli doesn’t name his dragon son Omelette I’m rioting/j

[aquelondungeonmaster]

and now it is time for our duo of isekai protagonists.  the isekai duo.  the isekai guys. iseguys.  those guys.

while they have something very important in common, their respective eccentricities are probably gonna make properly bonding a challenge at first.  false’s perpetual wariness probably doesn’t mesh well with the person who reminds people of her being so very conspicuous, and the way that oli already seems to know almost everyone except her can’t be helping.  hopefully these are just some surface level issues and they can go on to have the most dynamic of all time please i would like to see it.

[astrangeavenue]

i believe in accidental dragon acquisition

id: two digital drawings, colored and shaded and with messy lineart. in the first image, oli from empires smp is drawn from the mid-thighs up, leaning forwards awkwardly, wearing his bard outfit and a nervous expression, with his arms bent and mouth open like hes trying to explain something. on his back, a baby ender dragon wearing a blue bow with a bell is clinging, resting with a neutral expression. the second image is a meme redraw, the text above it reading "she was try to eat the beach seaweed (laughing-crying emoji); had 2 remind her fridays are MY night to eat the beach seaweed (two smiling imp emojis). "she", "her", and "beach seaweed" are all edited pieces of the text. in the drawing, the same baby ender dragon is standing on a sandy beach and looking up. part of oli's hand is visible in the foreground, holding a handful of green, sandy seaweed. end id.

[theminecraftbee]

so latest hermitcraft episode (from joe's pov) is completely chaos alright! some highlights:

joe starting the episode by surrounding the rift with cats to motivate grumbot (this doesn't work)

grian, solemnly: "history doesn't repeat itself, but it sometimes rhymes" (immediate cut to the chaos of a group hermitcraft recording)

joe didn't know he needed an elytra so he keeps on trying and failing to ender pearl up onto grumbot's hand with everybody else

scar: "ooh, was i a good mayor in your universe grumbot?" grian, with great pain: "please don't ask him that."

"i may have built an evil robot." - grian, being mildly self-aware for once, i guess?

the bridge to the rift being broken and no one having blocks so it's just being rebuilt out of anything people had on hand. this seems to largely be sculk catalysts. guys.

the empires crew has built a tnt canon.

grian: "wait guys, lets all calm down, lets try to have a normal conversation", proceeded by an argument about whether or not the hermits are allowed to leave and, if they are, will they please remove the evil robot. (they will not.)

bdubs: "i flanked them! i flanked them! look at me i'm flanking them!", loudly, as the fighting resumes

oli killing bdubs and saying in the background "look at me! i've killed god."

joe, on getting back through the rift: "i hope this is the right one, i hope this isn't the hermitcraft where jfk assassinated somebody else or something" (fascinating canon implications)

everyone joking about the rift taking scar again because he stood in it for too long on logging in and got teleported

there's a bat in grian's cave and impulse is just in the background failing to hit it with his weapon during several of joe's shots

"where's cod boy he has some explaining to do"

grian coming back through and saying he heard the emperors talking about following them. everyone going "alright get your weapons". xisuma responding "wait, guys, can't we just greet them nicely?" and everyone immediately shouting that down, of COURSE not, don't be stupid.

the emperors all logging in. none of them have elytra to get out of grian's cave. f.

grian, suddenly: "guys pixlriffs is here impulse! impulse do the thing!"

"this week on hermitcraft... me!"

oli, joe, and cleo trying to figure out how to get all three of them out with two elytra between them. joe uses the trident trick.

THE EMPERORS ARE HERE NOW I GUESS LETS GO

just. this episode is so much chaos. please go watch it.

[pinkflames]

The Empires rulers trying to figure out who killed the Ender Dragon

Meanwhile, Oli theorionsound,stuck in the end cutscene

[alsmp-headcanons]

Enderian Oli and Lauren in a sitcom. Oli is the one trying to teach endermen to be good and he's always playing music. Then there's Lauren who wants to cause chaos and pull pranks. They live in a haunted hotel and they both hear a voice they call "the orb" but both claim to hear different things. Oli says the orb wants him to help the endermen and put them in a good light, while Lauren says the orb tells her to "prove herself". Of course she immediately takes that as "show you're powerful, kill stuff". Oli keeps getting annoyed at Lauren because she's always trying to kill things and Lauren gets annoyed at Oli for being so kind. I also imagine other characters like vampire Scott who is obviously a bad guy but he and Lauren are besties who just gossip about people (maybe with Meghan too). Ok I'll stop before I try to list an entire cast.

See this is why I wished Oli had died later so that he could interact with Lauren

[pixiemage]

I took a 3am curiosity trip through Ao3’s search function and guys…I hate to say it, but Smallishbeans fans? I’m disappointed in you

There are 1,877 fics with Joel Smallishbeans tagged in them, and not ONE has been written with his ogre origins in mind. I’m ashamed. I was hoping SOMEONE would do something with this concept, just ONE person. But nobody??? C’mon!

I mean think about it. Joel used to be an ogre but now he’s (seemingly) human. He met and married a giant fish-monster of a woman (who’s royalty) and now she’s human too (most of the time). He’s got a whole SLEW of cartoonish friends, one of whom sings at random intervals, another of whom is a rapier-wielding spanish-speaking flirt, and there’s also a guy who claims he’s A Real Boy even though everyone can tell he’s just a puppet toy. (Not to mention, the idea of Oli (the literal bard) flirting his way out of having to fight the Ender Dragon just fckn kills me)

….whether you follow the actual Shrek plot or not, this shit writes itself. SOMEONE needs to make this story happen.

[ivys-garden]

I've been getting back into empires (only watched like, 3 perspectives of season 2 so I'm starting form the beginning again)

It only just occurred to me that Violet became the new Ender Dragon

That's how there was a second Ender Dragon

Oli didn't kill AN Ender Dragon. He killed violet.

[midnightmay03]

"Sausage! My sweet prince!"

Sausage was busy in the lumber mill when a strange little man in a floral shirt came running up to him. He was tired; he had a long list of orders he needed to get out, and he had just dropped of Hermes at Joel's place. All he really wanted to do was collapse into bed, although with his nightmares at the moment, he doubted he would be getting any sleep.

"Uh, hello? Welcome to Sanctuary. "

Sausage blinked, and suddenly the blonde was on top of him; smothering him in a hug. Now, Sausage was no stranger to hugs, he loved them in fact. He always made sure to greet everybody he knew with hugs, and he was prone to tackle Gem whenever he saw the princess. But this was getting weird. He had no idea who this man was, but he was greeting Sausage as if they were best friends. He was holding onto him tightly, and Sausage felt himself becoming claustrophobic in such close proximity to a stranger. He gently patted the man on the shoulder, before he extracted himself from his embrace.

"I cannot believe it!" The man exclaimed, smiling at Sausage. "Last I saw you, you were asleep up in heaven! Pearl wouldn't let me disturb you, how rude. That was awfully lazy of you, by the way. It had been months after I sent you off to the sky, quite the beautiful send off I might add. Were you asleep the whole time?"

Sausage blinked, not even trying to hold back his confusion. Heaven? He wishes he was asleep right now. And who the hell was Pearl?

"You wouldn't believe the time I've been having. Landing in on my own private server, narrowly escaping death several times. I even tried speed running!" The man was pacing now, dramatically throwing his hands up in the air every now and then, and using them to emphasize his words. "Oh, and I even beat the ender dragon! I've got the egg right here!"

The man looked at Sausage proudly as he held out the egg for him to see. "Wait," Sausage began, "that was you?"

"Of course! Don't be such a silly goose. Damn, I have so much to tell you. I thought I would never see you again! Gem doesn't even remember me, and there's new structures all over my server that I definitely didn't build. Oh, and there was this dog-"

"Look, I'm sorry," Sausage interrupted before the man could carry on, "but who are you? You seem to know me, but I don't even know your name."

A dejected look befalls the man's face, and Sausage almost regrets speaking. The man sighed.

"Goddammit. Not you too. Oh well. At least you're not asking me to be your bard."

Sausage could use a bard in his empire, but he refrained from mentioning that. Instead, despite his exhaustion, and the ever-growing list of work he had to do, he looked down at the man and smiled.

"Why don't we go and grab a bite to eat, and we can talk some more, figure out was is going on. My friend Eddie makes the best tacos in the whole of Sanctuary!"

The man's face immediately lit up again, and he jumped as he replied to Sausage. "Oh thank Pearl. I’m starving. At least food is still your answer to everything."

Sausage shook his head, but didn't bother fighting the smile that was making its way onto his face. He started walking, directing the man the Eddie's blacksmith. The man, despite his strange words, seemed relatively harmless. And who was Sausage to turn someone away from Sanctuary? “Oh, and you still haven’t told me your name.”

“It’s Oli!”

[darubyprincx]

honestly, that video gave me the vibe of something oli slapped together to let both the audience and his fellow server members know what was going on.

he shows it to pix on his phone and puts it back in his pocket

oli: and that's the story of how i birthed a baby ender dragon! :D

pix:

pix: Oli, and I do not say this lightly,

pix: What the fuck?

[xxswagcorexx]

actually u know what. im obsessed with empires!oli. send ur friend into heaven. speedrun afterlife smp. see god. get sent to empires because of said god. kill the ender dragon. give sausage the jumpscare of a life lifetime on accident because your dog died. cage. freedom. "bard". cbat sausages father figure. get a silly little outfit. build a tent. aware of the narravtive. im obsessed with him u don't understand

[pruechaosbracket]

ROUND 3: Sam and Max VS Team Musical Number

About Sam and Max: A duo of Freelance Police comprised of the relatively calm 6-foot tall dog Sam and the violent rabbity-thing Max. Most of the time, Sam has to hold Max back from "unnecessary violence", even though both of them will still use it most of the time, this dynamic can also switch when some one calls Sam fat or McGruff, which almost ended him shooting his past self once, and when Max's brains where stolen he went rampage of interrogations and turned into a noir version of himself. They both tried to open an obviously evil treasure chest right after Sam explained how it would probably release horrors upon the world, they tested what was and was not censored/bleeped-out, they have also broken hell and can breath in space. Sam ate so many fudge ice cream bars that he became immune to chocolate, and Max promised to take Sam down with him when he dies.

About Oli: An isekaied bard, the first player on Empires SMP, and the sole survivor of Afterlife SMP, having found himself in Empires SMP after trying to find his version of Sausage and instead finding Pearl, he quickly noped out due to the large amount of both Pearl's and Sausage's heads and him wanting to be alive. During his first day/episode on Empires, he named his new home the Olipoligo, built a "mega base", named his wolf after Sausage, found and raided an ancient city, outran the Warden, speedran killing the Ender Dragon, kicked the server's first mystery, stole Gem's horn, got deemed a bard, and got arrested by Fwip. He has also; gathered a bunch of Ender Men via Ender Rail (In Afterlife), fell into dept with Fwip and the Goblin Empire, tried to return to Afterlife which failed, organized the Rift Festival, and accidentally hatched the Ender Dragon Egg.

About Doofensmirtz: An "evil" scientist with ambitions to take over the Tri-State Area. He has a giant building/house/lab with "Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated", which is also sang every time it's first seen per episode. Everything he creates ends in -inator, with their purpose ranging from the previously mentioned taking over the Tri-State Area or at least minorly inconveniencing it, to getting petty revenge on someone, to some kind of weird revenge related to his awful childhood. He named an evil organization L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., which is technically an acronym the full name isn't much better as it stands for "League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness". After he retired from evil he temporarily joined O.W.C.A partially thanks to him being legally an ocelot, and made an time machine shaped like a taco stand with no option for day; as it was replaced with a cup holder, and diverged a major world-saving plan to get his favorite orange soda.