#enrichment time

[leebuckets]

My Spamton plushie had a very important surgery/lobotomy/C-section today (as all spam plushies typically do). I had heard from a very trustworthy source that Pipis can explode if someone's code is corrupted, I immediately looked on Craigslist for a trustworthy surgeon, luckily a local clown around town said they could do it for the low low price of shrimp!

During surgery , Mr. @shoot-the-clown2 said he had 2 previous happy clients so I didn't question the use of a pocket knife he called a, quote,"Kitchen knife".

After a grueling 15 minute surgery we finally found the pipis in question that was at risk of exploding! It was wedged deep in his giant dome. There you have it, Pipis is stored in the brain.

After spamton got all sewn up (can you tell where Clowns stitching ends and mine begins?) he got a nice cup of chocolate milk and met another spamton!

@shoot-the-clown2 LOVES his spamton as you can OBVIOUSLY see! he LOVES his spamton so much that's why they look so BEATEN. it's because of how WELL LOVED his Spamton is.

After that long long day I gave Spamton some enrichment time (Yes that red hot wheel is Spamton's, not mine, I bought it before his surgery)

Long story short I'm having a lot of fun with my Spamton plushie. Ty @shoot-the-clown2 for hanging out and helping me with my little guy even though you fucking hate him lmfao. Look out for some art I'm gonna post of Spamton! Been working very hard and long on it, probably about 5 days now, hopefully shoot the clown 2 will collab with me on it :]. Anyway! Long post but I'm a Spamton kisser what can I say?

[a-drewid]

Simon deserves the chance to bash someone’s head in with a bat

As a treat

[unnamed-bear]

wanna make out with your cunt for hours

I'm gonna be honest it won't even feel that great for you because I'm too desperate for it, I just wanna taste you so bad, wanna memorize every fold, wanna become one with you

I'd be licking and slobbering all over you, whimpering and whining, rutting into the mattress, practically crying into your cunt

you'd let me get my fill right? let me keep going until I've tuckered myself out, only managing soft little kisses and licks

I'll cuddle up next to you while you use a toy to actually get off, hold you close against my body saying thank you thank you thank you because you let me put my head between your legs and now i get to see you bursting with pleasure and it is the most beautiful thing

then we fall asleep cuddled up under the covers <3

[cha0ticlesbian]

Enrichment Time: drinking an iced coffee and playing Minecraft with make some noise in the background

[colbullet]

Remembered I have freewill and now I'm in the woods somewhere

[fishwithlegsandaheart]

enrichment time is going wonderfully today. playlist is shuffling nicely. my dash has the perfect ratio of my interests and posts. very comfy and warm in my bed..............i must be about to die and the universe is being extra kind to me like an old cat about to get put down

[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

Alright mutuals it’s enrichment time!

*I toss a few coloring books and sudokus into your enclosure along with a new pack of markers and a pen*

Have fun!

[mushr00mfriend]

How does Slender read the reports Masky and Hoodie write for him? After all, he can't read human language. Do they write in a language he understands?

I really love your work, keep it up and have a wonderful day!! <33

Hello and thank you!

I think this is really funny question... Mainly because of the answer.

He doesn't.

The administrative part of the Proxies responsibilities is pure busywork. To keep them occupied when not acting on their Lord's direct orders, to keep them focused. It does have some usefulness, acting as an archive and a way to keep track of the inventory of items brought into the mansion. But ultimately it doesn't matter and has no bearing on the affairs of the Family. It's a holdover from human culture; it keeps a Proxy complacent.

The Operator makes them do it because the act is amusing to it.

[lovesmeanyway]

rattles the bars of my cage. it is enrichment time. please put enrichment into my enclosure I promise I don't bite (pls pls pls send me asks. do u want cady hcs. regina hcs. cadina hcs. the wip word game. my thoughts on things. to hear abt my other interests. anything at all)

[lordofryoshimacoast]

LOOK UP LIKE UH "furry god whang" You'll probably find the video about them. I love furry god assisting franz ferdinand assassination image so dearly

LMAO THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'LL REPORT BACK AFTER I WATCH THAT 😭

[ridingnowhere]

sitting in the backyard at my friend's house discussing the strange ass relationship between paul mccartney and john lennon...

[chaoticgremlinwholikescheese]

Today we had an experience. To recreate, follow this recipe!

Recipe for Flatkes (or latke-less latkes):

4 cups water 2 cups rice (cheap) Make rice. It will look. Bad Deliberate over how bad the rice looks Decide that it's fine actually Garlic. Dice 2, only use 1 (let @epzilonzx eat the other one later.) Heat oil in pan and add garlic Fry other veggies (carrots and celery) and dougan tofu in too small pan (many will fall out of the pan, just put them back in it's fine.) 5 eggs. Stir it into rice SO MUCH SALT. OH NO Add vegetables. Mix Make balls Fry Heat Bengali food in microwave while frying Dip in soy sauce Hydrate. Drink water out of liquid mixing cup. It's warm water. You can't care anymore Cry about the abomination you have just made For best results: listen to "No Children" by the Mountain Goats

Photos:

@epzilonzx @indigosinferno @femme-cottagewhore

[whisperingashgarden]

time to scroll tumblr and listen to Taylor Swift!!

[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

Alright followers it’s enrichment time.

*tosses a pumpkin full of hamburger meat into your enclosure along with a children’s crossword puzzle*

[passionfruitmango]

Add thing you enjoy to your enclosure during enrichment time for at least 5% more joy