EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOJO HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GORO MAJIMA!!!!!!!!!!!
VERSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAKUZA 3 KIRYU WHO GOT INTO A STREET FIGHT BUT FORGOT TO HIT PAUSE AND NOW THEIR CONTROLLER IS POSITIONED IN A WAY THAT THERE IS CONSTANT PRESSURE ON THE RIGHT TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"From the disco, to the streets! Goro Majima can't be beat! I-"
Hey. Hey, Hamato Karai. YesHelloGramGram. I have a question. Why? Why lips? How to lips? I don't know how to lips. Let's maybe no? Let's maybe don't? How about that? Can we just nah? Nope?
rise donnie and 2012 mikey probably have the opposite sensory issues.
while donnie is more touch aversed, mikey is constantly hugging or clinging onto people.
while mikey is constantly eating pizza with random toppings to be able to taste sweet, spicy, sour, bitter and salty all at once, donnie is very specific about what goes on his foods, clearly caring about texture and appropriate flavour (or lack of flavour (why drink flavourless juice when there is water?)).
while donnie seems to be more easily overstimulated, mikey is very easily under stimulated.
they would probably judge eachother for their choices, but it’s nothing too serious (gotta love some adhd autism solidarity).
Rise Donnie: so what you’re saying is…you want more stimulation?
2012 Mikey: you want less stimulation?
Rise Donnie: how very ADHD ™️ of you
2012 Mikey: how very Autistic ™️ of you
(They, somehow, come to a peace treaty due to them both loving fidget spinners and slinkies. All is good)
if sylus tries reading my mind he'll either see worldbuilding or academics or other personal stuff in my brain but also the occasional song which unfortunately gets stuck in his head
just imagining sylus starting to hum the song that got stuck in your head so it ranges from songs in full or just One Lyric of a song which he gets a headache from
If my arch enemy rejected my partnership deal and disappeared off the face of the earth only to have the first thing he does after 7 years of nothing be calling me a “clout chasing mediocre video podcast” live on air i would simply never recover