#erwin smith dilf

[mikesmatcha]

I just turned 30 and gave myself these gifts! NanaMatcha and MikeEru give me happiness 💚

[bluebellhairpin]

the line dividing nanami to erwin is thin, however the name of that line is "protects kids on purpose vs kills kids on purpose" and that is very important to remember.

[tj-ivy]

erwin’s big nose and dilf-like demeanor gives me the strong urge to sit on his face 🙇🏾‍♀️

[chrollohearttags]

erwin is the definition of dilf with no kids like this man is old school as fuck. definitely calls you sweetheart and honey. makes you tea with a side of ibuprofen in the morning because ain’t nothing old about his sex drive baby

look…LOOK! papa erwin? That man is from a lost breed of men we ain’t gone never see in our lifetime 😭 fine, rich and funny. This man SPOILS you so badly, it don’t make sense. Like you said, straight from the old school! I’m talking comes to the doorstep with flowers in hand and kisses it when he greets you. Ain’t no sneaky links or dating apps around him. If he wants to see you, he’s always weary of your time. Once you let him know that schedule is open, oh baby wastes no time preparing to woo you. “I’ve planned a wonderful evening for us. Reservations at that place I heard you talking about at eight and a boat ride around the city? How’s that sound?” And you just wanna cry because where did this man come from?! One thing about Mr. Smith, he stays looking good and smelling even better. Button downs, slacks, gold wristwatches and Tom Ford cologne. Never catch him looking shabby even on an off day. When you go out, it’s the finest that his money can buy. Top shelf wine, fancy entrees..the works. And there ain’t no $200 date debates. He gone run it all up for his lady. Bill splitting? Please. If you pull that purse out in front of him, he’d stare at you like you’d lost your mind! “(Y/N) sweetheart, your money is no good around me. What type of man would make a woman pay for a date?” The evening is literally perfect. The two of you explore the town from his yacht cause yes, big daddy got it like that! you already know. Holding you close and constantly pouring on compliments. It’s not until he gets you alone does that sweet, seemingly shy demeanor fades and that freak he’s been waiting to unleash on the right woman comes out.

you’ll be kissing all over one another, touching and being all handsy. Sitting on the couch in his spacious living room, where he gently disrobes you..layer by layer peeling off that sexy dress and even sexier lingerie underneath, you wore just for him. He’s complimenting you on your skin, telling you how soft and beautiful you are…ugh he’s the sweetest. But that’s nothing when he starts to lick and kiss on your neck, work his hands up your body and massaging between your thighs. You’d expect him to be into more vanilla sex…that even though he was absolutely perfect in every aspect, he had to at least lack in that department. Not the case at all! This man’s head game is literally lethal; putting it in his face and feasting until you start coming all over his mouth. “Don’t run from me, darling. I’m not done yet..” giving you a stern look with his fingers locked into your own. He folds you in about five different positions; from missionary to where he constantly dotes on how beautiful you are. Wiping away your tears when it becomes too much. “Just breathe with me, okay?” To giving some very heavy backshots and even hitting from the side with a hand to your throat. Mr. Smith is no amateur, baby! By the time you finished, your lashes are stuck to your forehead, you’re breathing heavy and have his sheets fucked up. He makes sure you’re okay, doing after care like no other man ever has. Wanting to ensure that you’re fine before you go to sleep. And even wakes you up with breakfast in the morning! Yeah, he’s husband material for sure.

[jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd]

✧.*my aot headcanons masterlist✧.*

Reiner Braun - first time dad | wedding | boyfriend | sick | hairstyle | loud cadet drabble

Jean Kirstein - slowburn fanfic | nsfw breeding | sick | husband | boyfriend | first time dad | drunk | ex boyfriend | nsfw alphabet | dilf!jean drabble | younger bf | lipstick drabble | rockstar bf | stalker!jean one shot | levi’s daughter | kidnapped!reader oneshot | you’re drunk | lipstick 2 | blizzard

Armin Arlert - first time dad | husband | boyfriend | sick | stoner | hairstyle | NSFW transfem!reader oneshot

Erwin Smith - wedding | boyfriend | scout drabble

Eren Jaeger - sick | husband | boyfriend | first time dad

Zeke Jaeger - boyfriend | hairstyle

Levi Ackerman - wedding | boyfriend | ex boyfriend | ex-husband | lawyer | roommate

Connie Springer - boyfriend | loud cadet drabble

Annie Leonheart - girlfriend | drunk

Mikasa Ackerman - girlfriend | drunk

Sasha Braus - girlfriend

Ymir - girlfriend | drunk

Historia Reiss - girlfriend

Pieck Finger - girlfriend | ideal woman

Porco Galliard - sick

Mixed Boys Only - gamer | nsfw period sex | kissed for a dare | coparenting | cadet glow up | your song | rejection | rejection wlw | mute reader | coming out mlm | SFW bimbo | NSFW brazilian | asthma | same personality | new cadet | rumor | friends with benefits | you want to drive

Mixed Girls Only- proposal | glow up |

Mix - scary movies | your ideal type isn’t them | cigarettes | you cheated on them | random hc | allergies | home screen | excited & exhausted

[dilfl0v3rss]

More dilf! Erwin 👀

your wish is my command booo here we gooo🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

“please princess. levi would be here with miki in thirty” erwin groaned as you continued to drag your panty covered pussy up and down his clothed dick. “i only need ten.” you whispered. you were more than needy and your boyfriend was being stubborn. too scared that the two of you would get so into each other that he’d forget all about his expected company.

you weren’t going to stop without a fight though. bouncing up and down on his print before connecting your lips with his in a sloppy kiss. his big hands held your waist, holding it lightly as he took dominance over your mouth and slowed the tempo of the kiss. you pulled away from him with a huff, moving your lips to the spot he liked on his neck. “you can’t resist me forever daddy.”

when he felt your lips begin suckling on his ear he broke. gripping both your asscheeks tightly while grinding you down on him harder. “ten minutes” you nodded before you were quickly turned around. legs spread with your back to his chest. erwin slid his hands to your pussy before ripping your panties in the middle. before you could protest you were cut off by his hand wrapping around your throat.

“i’ll buy you three more” he whispers before rubbing your clit lightly with his index and middle fingers. your arousal made his movements fluent as you bucked your hips so he can begin moving towards your entrance. your eagerness earned you a tight squeeze on your throat before his hand crept to your chin, moving your face towards his.

“hold still or i stop” his blue eyes stared down into your brown ones, giving you a warning glacé before abruptly sinking his fingers deep into you. “o-oh goddd” your moans filled the living room as your pussy soaked his fingers. eyes rolling back as erwin’s pink lips began dancing along your neck. licking and sucking on the delicate skin as you tightened around him. “you’re so tight princess”

you opened your mouth to speak but no words came out. he was fucking you so good with his fingers and you loved it. you looked down to where the two of you were connected. white cream sheathing his fingers as he slid them up to your clit. erwin watched your face contort into different ones of pleasure as his fingers massaged your bud. spreading your essence all over your pussy as you sung for him. “d-d-daddy s-sooo gooooddd”

before you could blink he was back inside of you, digging deep as he quickly fucked you with his thick fingers. “ohhh my- right there daddy! right thereee!!!” you screamed as erwin continued his onslaught on your tight entrance. “right here mama?” your orgasm was so close you can almost taste it as you moaned out a ‘mhmm’ for your boyfriend. the sounds coming from your pussy were sloppy and wet. juices splashing all over your thighs as you felt more of it trickle down towards your other hole.

the coil in your stomach was ready to snap. you were getting oh so close. closer….closer….closer…..until it was all gone. you were completely empty. your eyes shot open, immediately confused as you looked up at erwin. a smirk was plastered on his face as he gave you a light kiss on your forehead.

“your ten minutes are up love” you sucked your teeth as he moved you from his chest. eyeing you as he licked you off of his fingers. right before you could curse him out the doorbell ring. they were early. you quickly wobbled to your room to put some pants on while erwin answered the door. “uncle ewinnn” mikasa squealed as she hugged the tall man’s legs. a soft smile bloomed on his face he watched his niece make grabby hands at him.

“you got something on your lip smith.” levi’s voice was annoyed. erwin wiped the side of his mouth with his thumb before quickly sucking it away. a confused look grew on his friends face as he watched erwin nervously scratch the back of his neck. “icing” the blonde man breathed out with a chuckle.

“i bet.”

[gojocumdumpster]

Masterlist!

Baki Grappler, Kengan Ashura, Attack On Titan, My hero academia (more anime’s are coming)

Don’t steal my stuff thief’s🚔

I just made this so that’s why it’s not full

Nsfw: 🔥 Sfw:🎂

To be continued:🛠️

Requested:🌹

Baki Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Baki:

My name is Baki..Baki Hanma🎂 Doing his makeup🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 My name is Baki…Baki hanma 2🎂 Next time watch who your talking to🔥🌹 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them boob hug🌹🎂 Do you ever listen?🔥

Jack Hanma Doing his makeup🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them a boob hug 🎂🌹

Retsu Kaioh Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Black girl clothing maker🎂🌹

Kaoru Hanayama

Doing his makeup🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces 🎂🌹 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 What’s it like being hanayama’s assistant🎂 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹

Doppo Orochi What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 Meeting a black reader 🎂 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹 Reader giving them boob hug🌹🎂

Katsumi Orochi What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 Meeting a black reader🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Meeting a hispanic reader🎂🌹

Pickle Doing his makeup🎂 Pickle with shy s/o 🌹🎂 Playing among us with him🎂 Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Is he really my True Love?🎂 Is he really my true love 2?🎂 Valentines day with pickle🎂🔥 Bad things pickle does🎂 Pebbles and stones🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹 Going against his s/o turns into?🌹🎂 Christmas with pickle🎂

Kiyosumi Katou🐀 Playing among us with him🎂

Jun Guvera Yandere Headcanons🎂🌹🔥 Meeting a black reader 🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹

Biscuit Oliva Meeting a black reader🎂 What are there halloween costumes and who’s the drunkest🎂🌹

Kureha Shinogi Meeting a black reader🎂

Yujiro Hanma Him with a s/o who has braces🎂🌹 Playing among us with him 🎂 Reader giving them boob hug🎂🌹

Kengan Ashura Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Ohma Tokita

Spending the day with him. 🎂 What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Cosmo Imai What he prefer a sporty,artsy or business s/o 🎂🌹 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 “I guess you can call that wrestling”🔥🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Raian Kure Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Setsuna Kiryu

Kaolan Wongsawat Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹

Kanoh Agito Spending the day with him🎂 There reaction to raian having a kid and being married🎂🌹 Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

Hanafusa Hajime Jealous head-cannons🎂🌹

The kengan boys:

Spending the day with them.🎂

Attack On Titan Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Eren yeager 3 day vacation 🔥 3 day vacation 2🔥 Black leather jacket🎂 Black leather jacket🔥

Levi Ackerman☕️

Pissing of Levi🎂

Erwin Smith Nsfw alphabet🌹🔥

Mikasa Ackerman

Reiner Braun

Armin Arlert

Jean Kirstein

Sasha Blouse🥔

Zeke Yeager

Mike Zacharias👃

The 4 Sexy dilfs:

Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Gojo satoru Things he does to annoy you🎂 His favorite cuddle position🎂 Lending out a helping hand🎂🌹 Lending out a helping hand 2🎂🌹

Nanami Kento His favorite cuddle position 🎂 Day in a life as Nanami’s wife🎂

Geto Suguru His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Megumi Fushiguro His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Yuji Itadori His favorite cuddle position🎂

Toji Fushiguro His favorite cuddle position 🎂

Ryomen Sukuna His favorite cuddle position 🎂

The 5 Hot Dilfs

My hero Academia Masterlist: 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

Izuku Midoriya

Katsuki Bakugo

Shoto Todoroki🔥❄️

All Might

Tenya Iida

Fumikage Tokoyami

Tomura Shigaraki

Denki Kaminari

Enji Todoroki 🔥

Dabi Todoroki 🔥

Shōta Aizawa

Hanta Sero

Tamaki Amajiki🐙

Present Mic 🎤

The 3 Fine Dilfs:

Adding more after I get majority of them done

[hangeslefteye]

I hope I'm not just a dilf to you guys but a friend aswell ^^ -Erwin Smith, possibly

[mikesmatcha]

Happy Halloween 2023 🎃👻🐈‍⬛🩷

[horror102]

Submission!

Things I do and don’t.

Things I do write for

Student X teacher- Just because it’s a weird fantasy and only high school 18 X teacher I’ve gotten a request many times and I refuse to do any 16 year old students or 17 only the age above legal law.

Fictional Serial killer X reader- Only fictional serial killers I will not be writing a fan fiction of Ted bunch, jeffery Dhamer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, or anything’s real serial killer wise.

Any type of fandoms!

Undertale fandom, WWE fandom, Horror fandom, supernatural fandom, Dc fandom, Marvel fandom, Game fandom, Movie fandom, Peoples oc’s X a certain character. Just anything! Anime fandom, Cartoon fandom, Greek gods, ANYTHING! <3 red dead redemption, Cod , YouTubers only ones who allow, TWD, TVD, GTA, Fast food, fnaf , Disney , the avatar,

Things I don’t and won’t do.

Incest

Pedophilia

Non-con

Rape

Abusive relationships with a character that’s the love interest.

Urine/feces

Warnings I do

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Limes

Lemons 

Fandoms I won’t write for.

Harry Potter- It’s mostly just a bunch of weird adults crushing on teenagers

YouTubers who’ve stated they don’t want smut written about them, only ones that don’t care. But if it’s fluff it’s fine

Scooby doo- Only when it’s the live action it’s okay but when there supposedly teens nah. unless it’s fluff.

Going angst someone’s religion or adding satanism in a story.- only because it goes against some characters I write like Jacob Goodnight

Specific characters I do.

Michael myers

Jason voorhees

Jacob goodnight

Patrick Bateman

Hannibal Lecter

Leather face

Candy man

Pearl

Carrie

Chucky

Jennifer Tilly

Freddy Krueger

Ghostfaces

Pinhead

Pyramid head

Pennywise

Art the clown

Harry warden

Gabriel may

Norman Bates

Billy Lenz

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Horror

Sally face

Sally face

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Supernatural

Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore

Elijah Mikealson

Klaus Mikealson

Mason Lockwood

Kai Parker

TVD

Negan

Rick

Carl

TWD

Simon Riley

Soap

Konig

Cod

Thor

Loki

Captain America

Venom

Deadpool

Marvel

Batman

Superman

Joker

Dick Grayson

The flash

Beast boy

Superboy

Spider noir

Dc

Roman reigns

Dolph Zigger

Randy Orton

Batista

Razor Ramon

Drew McIntyre

Kane

Undertaker

Mankind

Seth Rollins

Dean Ambrose

Shawn Michaels 

Triple H

Diesel

WWE

Sans

Papyrus

Undertale

Naruto uzumaki

Kakashi Hatake

Jiraiya

Asuma sensei

Erwin smith

Reiner Braun

Hercules

Poseidon

Connie springer

Kisame

Coach Ukai

Asahi- Haikyu

Sniper mask

Anime

The hand- Wednesday

Freaky Fred

Scar

Mufasa

Cartoon

Ronald mc Donald

Burger King

Jack in the box

Fast food

Spring trap

Bonnie

Foxy

Freddy faze bear

Monty

Michael afton

Fnaf

Franklin

Michael

GTA

Beast

Prince neaven

Any Disney prince fr <3

Disney

Anything on my list, or in the fandoms I write for I forgot I couple if there’s any you think I might like hit me up! <3

Tags I do

Daddy issues

Older men

Sugar daddy

Sugar mommy

Milf

Dilf

Smut

Angst

Fluff

Age gap

[syrma-sensei]

Love your writing so much. Imagine the one who gets on the throne is not Historia but y/n. Erwin do his utmost to help y/n revolt. At first it is for the citizens but after times together during the rebellion, he realises y/n is a badass women, brave, strong and super smart, deserve to be queen so he falls in love and do his best to protect her, become her guard

Thank youuuu! So glad people love my writings about our Commander Dilf 🤭❤️

As for what you said, I sincerely believe that Erwin would never do such thing, especially if it meant to stop pursuing his dreams. It's sad, but true :')

However, let's do this for the sake of imagination because we all deserve it (and because it's hot) 😏

warning: none.

• Erwin had always had a piercing sight of remarkable individuals, and certainly you were one of them; with your powerful and ambitious character, you for sure had captured the Commander's interest.

• You showed your bravery on many occasions; on the battlefield, through helping your comrades, and being a strict yet loved leader figure.

• When circumstances forced you to reveal your true identity, a hidden child of the real royalty, you didn't trust anyone to tell but the Commander.

• Erwin's eyes shimmered at the time, making you unsure of what you just did, wether it was good or bad.

• However, he was fast to collect himself, and decided to condone the fact you'd hidden the truth of your royal blood. He was impressed tho, by your ability to hide such thing while being an attention indulgent.

• Erwin told you one of his secrets too that night, he told you about his father and his theories, and how his young stupidity caused his father's death. It was a giant sign that the commander trusted you, and knew that you meant to help.

• And you certainly wanted to help, that was why you joined the scouts in the first place, beside the fact that you were looking for help in someone who capable to make a change. You knew you would find that one within the Survey Corps.

• You weren't a bastard child, rather a true child of Rod Reiss and his wife, however, and much like your father, you couldn't cope with the fact of letting innocent people to die because of the sins their ancestors committed. That was why you'd taken an alias and went undercover within the scouts.

• When the time of the rebellion came, an attempt of abduction happened to you and Eren Jaeger so they practically feed him to you. But with the help of Dot and Zackley, Erwin managed to overthrow the government without a shed of blood and rescue you both.

• As the queen, you saw it extremely thrilling to have your previous commander at your own command. Because Unlike Historia, you had a leader persona, and wouldn't allow anyone to have control over you.

• You were the queen, and you'd be damned if the military didn't succumb to your orders. You'd earned your title by both birth and hard work.

• Things get a bit intense between you and the Commander of the Survey Corps; after a long time of service at the scouts, he still deems you a soldier under his command even though he doesn't doubt your leadership skills.

• The tense air keeps surrounding you both, til it snapped in one of the meetings where you both lash out at eachother, leaving everyone stunned.

• At the very night, when you were alone with your thoughts in your chambers, one of the ladies-in-waiting informed you that someone is at your door, and it was none other than Commander Smith himself.

• Ignoring his own ego, the Commander dropped on one knee and asked for forgiveness for his attitude.

• You accepted his apology, on one condition, him becoming your royal guard and advisor.

• He was hesitant for a bit, but said yes eventually, with a condition of his own, you'd let him seek his dream while serving you, and you didn't mind that.

• Days passed and you found yourself helplessly attracted to your new advisor. And how the hell not? You two spent most of your times together, in the library, in court; reading, studying and strategizing, sparring when you had time. Perhaps you did harbour feeling to him from the outset, but you were in difficult times to heed your emotions and notice them.

• After the revelation of world's truth, and becoming aware of the enemy behind the walls, which was the entire humanity, he was the first to notice your fear, and he was the first to soothe your qualms over, and finally confessing his feelings for you... that he loved you, and he wouldn't let you down ever, and he'd always be at your side; a lover, a guardian, and an advisor. He promised.

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[strawberrystepmom]

yall did not have to put sexy dilf-esque erwin smith on my dash this morning. cruel and unusual punishment! these are my burdens!

[chrollohearttags]

Can I jus butt in on the Erwin love PLEASE!!! Jus hear me out mamas okay

Erwin may not look it now since he's older and much wiser and got that dilf vibe goin on BUT in his younger days you'd catch him bumpin n grinding on the girls in college durin frat week (i jus know he'd go to a hbcu!!) Carefully and yet sluttily pourin shot after shot down his girl of the weeks throat then basically yellin over some music or whateva if "that was too much!?" Or "did you possibly wanna swallow something else".

Lord ik the punctuation is ass Im sorry I jus had to get that idea out for the rest of the world to see!

pleaseeeee!! cause why is this so accurate??? 😭 like I know Mr. Smith was OUTSIDE, you hear me? Didn’t miss a party, was friends with the Ques and Kappas and had all the girls trying to get with him. Like I know he was running game (and slanging pipe too)!

no this is the only version of erwin I’m accepting from now on, nothing else!! 😭

[dilfl0v3rss]

Erwin x black reader = chef’s 💋

you right you righttttt. like how my name supposed to be dilf lovers if i’m not showing no love to the dilfssss

dilf!erwin who doesn’t actually have kids, but was always seen as a father figure to the ones in his neighborhood. whether it be playing basketball at the park with the teens or buying the little ones ice cream, dilf!erwin always made the kids happy.

dilf!erwin who all the moms swooned over, but he never really payed anyone any mind, until he met you…

you were picking up your little sister from elementary school when you saw him there. you had no idea who he was, but you knew none of the kids you’ve met before belonged to him. you were side eyeing him multiple times, labeling him as some type of creep by the way he was looking around with his hands in his pockets looking suspicious. he eventually caught you staring and took it a sign to approach you.

“uhh hi. is this the parent pickup area.”

the moms there were all whispering among themselves during your interaction with this man, acting as if he was some type of celebrity. you payed them no mind though, giving him another weird stare, still hesitant on telling him the truth just incase he was, in fact, a creep.

he smirked at you, chuckling a little before continuing.

“swear m’not a creep. just here to pick up my friends niece.” he held his hands up in defense before digging in his pockets for his phone. he then unlocked it before pointing it towards you. there he sat with the kid you’ve come to know as mikasa on what looked like her porch, ice cream cones in their hands as they made silly faces at the camera. you couldn’t contain your laughter, eventually stopping and giving the man a shy nod, feeling a little bad for giving him weird stares earlier.

“m’sorry about that. you can never be too safe these days.”

he nodded in understanding, waving his hand to let you know it wasn’t an issue.

“no no i get it. i could’ve been an actual weirdo and you would’ve been the only one to notice. no help t’these ladies. i could’ve been here to snatch up one of their kids and they wouldn’t of known a thing…too busy staring at my ass.”

he pointed to the ladies behind him with his thumb, giving them a small wave before turning back to you. the giggles that were coming from these grown women behind you would’ve made you think you were in high school again. you started laughing as the man rolled his eyes at the group of moms behind him.

“i’m erwin. erwin smith.” he held out his hand for you to shake, which you happily took.

“i’m y/n. it’s nice t’meet you.”

dilf!erwin who was filthy rich, but never looked like it. choosing to wear sweatsuits and white tees instead of tailored suits.

dilf!erwin who decided his money would be put to better use in your pocket rather than his.

“i-i can’t take this.” you say as you push the black card back towards the man in bed with you. the two of you have been having this thing going on for awhile now. sneaking away to each others houses in the middle of the night to fuck each others brains out before the neighborhood ladies could find out and bombarded you with questions.

“you’d put better use to it than i do. plus, i wanna see you in more of this.” he hooked his finger into the waistband of your lingerie before letting it snap back onto your brown skin. you eventually take the card, but still only use if for an occasional coffee or gifts for him.

dilf!erwin who gets jealous very easily, seeing you as his and his alone. so when he’d see the other college boys approaching you to try to get your number he couldn’t help but make it known you were his right then and there. giving you a small “hey love” in the middle of park before tonguing you down right in front of them, earning loud gasps from everyone there.

dilf!erwin who didn’t really care about what the neighborhood moms thought of him, knowing half of them probably cheat on their husbands with the pool boys anyways.

dilf!erwin who never saw himself having kids of his own until he start fucking wit you. every time he saw a pregnant woman he’d get to thinking about how pretty you’d look like that. stomach swole with his child as you wobbled around his house. it made him hard just thinking about it.

dilf!erwin who decided to stop pulling out, trying to knock you up as soon as possible so he can have a kid of his own.

“f-fuck daddy m’gonna cum” your arms were held behind your back by each of his hands, pulling your chest from the bed as he pounded into you from behind. “go ahead baby m’still not stopping.” the tight coil in your stomach began to snap for the third time tonight and your boyfriend still didn’t let up, continuing his fast pace before flipping you over and shoving all nine inches of himself back into you.

“w-why are y-you f-fucking me like t-thissss?” you had no idea on what has gotten into him for you to be getting fucked like this, but you honestly weren’t complaining. your lover put his large hand around your neck, squeezing the sides as he watched your eyes roll back. “because daddy loves you so much fuck- he’s gon give you a baby. want you all swollen and chubby wit my kid in you and this is the easiest way t’do it.” you couldn’t even register his words over the loud *plap plap plaps* of his hips slapping against your thighs.

“now just relax and let daddy work princess. still got two more loads t’give you before i can let you sleep.”

dilf!erwin is the best

[thatsapphicsoprano]

finally watching attack on titan and I’ve only met Levi and Erwin a few times but I already see why everyone simps for them so much

[levisbrainrot]

spicy dilf! erwin content / warning: smut

the house was quiet for the first time in months. with the only sound of yours and erwin’s shared moans filling up the space. his callous hands kneading at your body as they carefully removed your shirt, dropping it to the floor without a second thought.

his hands grasped at your swelled breasts from behind, squeezing them as his hips rocked slowly into you. your panties already halfway down your legs as you were shoved against the kitchen counter.

the batter of pancake mix long forgotten on the side. erwin’s hair was ruffled, small beads of sweat forming against his forehead as his eyes fluttered shut. his hands moved after prodding at your hard nipples, his touch burned like fire against your skin. you weren’t sure if it was because you haven’t got the time to do this in so long.

“mm so good” you managed to mumble between moans,

his hands travelled to your clit as his cock slide in and out of you. his slender fingers worked circular around the bud of nerves earning a surprised gasp from you. with the other hand free he held tightly against one of your breasts, his lips peppering light kisses against your shoulder.

“you’re so good to me” he murmured, his blue eyes watching your face morphed in pleasure through the window reflection.

he switched the pace, speeding up his cock into you while intently rubbing your swollen clit watching how your mouth agape. his hair had fallen across his face, his stubble rubbing against your shoulder just slightly as he enjoyed watching you jolt.

“erwin” you whined, slurred on the sex that has been going on for more than half an hour.

your ass jiggled against each thrust. his hand swapped from your breast to grasping at your hair, twisting the strands into his fist making your back arch. with his cock now bouncing you quickly and filling up the air with the sound of skin slapping against each other. you whined again, louder to which erwin noticed, tears streaking down your face as you stared at him. your pretty face and bouncing breasts being illuminated by the sunlight.

god I’m so lucky, erwin thought.

“wanted me to fuck a baby into you, is that what you want?” he cursed, feeling your pussy coil around his cock.

your mind briefly drawn back to the cause that started this. the boys were away at erwin’s parents for the weekend, giving you both some time alone. Friday night just consisted of the two of you lounging around then falling asleep before either of you could give each other a kiss. then this morning you got up to make some pancakes only to feel erwin come up behind you. the tender moment suddenly took it’s turn when you mentioned about a daughter,

“another baby?” erwin clarified, his arms lacing you in a hug as he stared at your face.

“well yeah but a daughter would be a nice change since I’m the only girl” you chuckled not giving it much a thought, “but obviously we can think more about it later on”.

you turned your back, continuing to mix the creamy batter in the plastic bowl. erwin grew quiet for a few moments, his hands had guided themselves to your lower belly before toying with the hem of your underwear.

“i think that’s a great idea” erwin finally mumbled, kissing the nape of your neck.

you chuckled thinking your husband was joking but when you saw the darkness of his blue hues, part of you grew somewhat excited.

now here you were, erwin’s thick cock pumping in and out of you. your bare body on full display against the counter.

“you said you wanted another baby, is that what you want? Daddy gives you another baby?” Erwin’s filthy mouth teased you and brought you closer to your climax.

“yes please. please” you pleaded, your innards coiling around as your puffy clit could no longer handle erwin’s fingers.

your mind went white when your body finally shuddered against erwin, his cock now coated in streaks of white that dripped shamelessly onto the floor. erwin felt your pussy release it’s orgasm creating your body to spasm against him. you gasped fully leaning over the counter in an attempt to collect yourself in your high.

erwin continued slamming his hips into you, his cock twitching once more as he neared his climax. your mind was blank as erwin continued, your high still riding out as erwin’s cock filled you up.

“fuck that’s a good girl” you heard him whisper, his pace quickening.

you pushed against his hips, reaching a deeper place inside of you than before. you moaned still sensitive and exhausted but you shoved your behind into him. the gummy nerves that erwin was now hitting had you both a moaning mess.

“cum in me” you moaned against the counter.

the three words seemingly sent him over the edge. his hands gripped your ass, spreading it apart as he let out a groan. your pussy sucking him in violently as your pretty asshole twitched. he brushed one of his fingers against your asshole earning a moan from you. he continued fucking you slowly as his cock jolted, watching his cum seep around your hole. his eyes glistened with a sense of pride.

he pumped himself into you a few times, moving the cum around until parts of it dropped onto the floor or slid down your thighs. he slide out, cock coated in white.

his hands pulled you up from the counter. his lengthy cock sliding against your back as he kissed your neck, whispering praises against your skin.

“i think we’ll have to go a few more times since we want a baby” erwin mumbled a playful glint in his eyes.

you nodded wordlessly as your mind was still trying to recover from before.