Hazbin hotel theory (not circus related 🙄)
So we all know Charlie and Vaggie resemble alot of Lucifer and Lillith right?
Lucifer is a fallen angel and Vaggie is a fallen angel. Both sacrificing so much for their lovers. Both having different ideals and beliefs aside from the majority of heaven, because of that they both end up in hell. Also literal head over heels for their wives. Lucifer still wears his ring and Vaggie has very few scenes outside of Charlie.
Charlie and Lillith are both demons, although I guess Lillith is more human I think. But, they both fit in the other category. They both have fallen angel lovers. It's said in the opening cutscene that Lillith was an activist who sang as a way to influence. Charlie is an activist who sings in "ready for this" to persuade the cannibals to join her fight against heaven.
Personality and design wise though, Charlie and Lucifer are the most similar. Lillith and Vaggie? From what we've seen Lillith seemed loving in her pictures but calm and serious at the majority, if that doesn't describe Vaggie I don't know what does. Also Lillith wears purple and Vaggie is at this point purple coded 💀
It's implied that Lucifer had romantic or at the least smeggsual 🤭 relations to Eve. Sure it could have been a joke/lie, but clearly Adam gets pissed and doesn't say that he's wrong. I'd like to think Lillith and Eve also had romantic ties but there's not enough shown of them to make even an evidential guess. It's obvious tho that Lucifer at least was with the both of them at some point. (Maybe even Eve gave birth to Charlie since Lillith was cursed with miscarriages. At least if Viv still wants to keep that. No. No... Lucifer did NOT give birth to Charlie... youre jst weird... /j)
So... if Lucifer, Lillith, and Eve were once all in a polycule or at least a vee(two date one)....
who would be the one that stands in as Eve since Charlie and Vaggie are Lillith and Lucifer?
Plot twist. I'm a two and half halo shipper. It's Emily yall... 😨
HEAR MEE OUTTT!!!
In this image below, Vaggie is jealous that Charlie is holding Emily's hands(YES. CHARLIE IS HOLDING HER HANDS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Charlie is very touchy sshh) which is kind of weird they would include that tiny scene. Sure, it could just be comedic but what's comedy except a person who looks too much into a small 1 millisecond scene. It still puts in a dynamic that at first isn't implied to be romantic but! But, having this one scene still creates a slightly romantic undertone dynamic. Even if it's not heavily implied, Vaggie sees Emily as someone who's taking moves on her girlfriend. (Which could also imply Lillith and Eve's first impression before they got in a polycule.)
What I'm about to say is pure speculation, there still isn't much to go off of in the show at the moment with these six. But I think I have some points that maayyy just be smart for an idiot like me :3. Emily is an angel yes, but we aren't sure what Eve's fate was, where she went or what happened to her after. Maybe she stayed with Adam(after the creation of sin), and if Adam could go to heaven, a man who also ate the apple, then I believe Eve could too, it doesn't matter who started(assuming Adam did eat the apple in the show. Most likely.) What I like to speculate is that Eve went to heaven with Adam, although she didn't feel happy in their marriage and decided to make herself a fallen angel to be with Lucifer and Lillith, her true lovers.
Now the similarities with Eve and Emily? They both are against the ideas of those higher than them in heaven. Emily is against the idea of extermination in hell because she feels its unnecessary genocide. Eve went against heavens orders and ate the apple from Lucifer for knowledge. Oh also look haha their hair is kinda similar in the images below(not actual evidence but still its kinda cool) That's where the current canon similarities end. But ofc the big well known theory is that Emily will become a fallen angel because she goes against Sera's wishes. I HOPE she doesn't but in this show? Yeah, most likely. Currently Emily hasn't taken action, but maybe one day she will, which is the most likely situation. And if I'm right that Eve was a fallen angel then that would also be ANOTHER similarity. (Also. Ya'll.... the woman who picked up baby Charlie in "more than anything" was NOT Lillith. Like okay, maybe she is, but that didn't look like her AT ALL. She didn't have the same slick back mullet. But, in the image below, Eve and the woman who picked up baby Charlie have the exact same hair. Jst another thing I wanted to throw in to further evident that Lucifer Lillith and Eve were in a polycule/vee)
I LOVE TWO AND A HALF HALOS SO MUCH GUYSS. PLEASE FEED INTO MY NAIVETY. LUCIFER'S STOLEN WIVES AND CHARLIE'S ANGELS ARE LITERALLY CANON AND NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE TO ME 😭😭
BONUS!! Adam is Lillith's ex rightt??? Well Lute is basically Vaggie's ex. Sure, you could argue that- no. No girl, they was exes, I know, Viv told me herself smhhh..... not only are both Lucifer and Vaggie fallen angels because they had different ideals from heaven, Lillith and Charlie are both activists who use their voice as powers, Eve and Emily go against heaven, BUT LILLITH AND VAGGIE BOTH HAVE EXES??
Bro, Adam and Lute are also besties like? The polycules kicked them out and then they were like, "nuh uh, now we're gonna date eachother since yall don't want us" 😭
Basically what I'm saying is that Lucifer's stolen wives and Charlie's angels are Canon and no one can say otherwise because I'm so smart. If anyone says they aren't just link them to here and BOOM we got another one added to the small ship. Also. This is so underrated. Ya'll.. the potential is so crazy. And since Charlie and Vaggie are already established it would be so intense and adorable to watch Emily try to impress and date them both. Uggghh so.... hyperfixated..... I hope this isn't my special interest now 😭
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some aizawa comfort kink inspired by this fic written by @pastelbakugou.
tags: spanking; f!reader; clit rubbing; pet names: baby
you flopped down onto your living room couch with a sigh, shota sitting at the other end.
“you okay?” he asked with a brow slightly lifted.
“yeah. i’m okay. it’s been a shitty week,” you replied.
“it has been, hasn’t it?” he said. shota reached over and gave your ankle a soothing rub.
you’d both been working long shifts and odd hours, figuring out how to make ends meet until your next paycheck once again, dealing with life in general. and frankly? it fucking sucked.
“i just wish we could slow down. stop thinking for a little while,” you said.
he was quiet a little longer than usual before he answered. “i think i know what we need.”
“if you’re going to say sex…” you said with a bit of playfulness. that was often his solution at the end a stressful week, and while you generally agreed with him, now was not the time.
“it’s not sex. get up,” he replied.
you gave him an odd look.
“come on, baby. you’ll see,” he said.
you obliged his request. with you out of the way, shota moved towards the center of the couch and gave his knee a pat. your cheeks grew a little warm as he tied his hair back in a messy bun.
“sho… really?” you protested.
“yes. come here,” shota said.
slowly, you bent over and draped yourself over his lap, withholding your complaint because you knew he meant well. a hand ran up your back and around your body to support you. shota's other hand slid over the fabric of your leggings to your ass. there was a quiet moment you shared. it was subtle, but you felt it.
relief.
his limbs loosened. a content sigh left his lips. your body relaxed into his as the heat of his hand began to sink through your clothes while he rubbed and groped your flesh. and he began.
it was gentle at first, light swats across your ass between slow, reassuring rubs. soon the intensity increased and a whimper left your lips. you laid your head on your arms as your thoughts faded, grounded by the slight sting and the way shota’s hands soothed it. heat began radiating from your skin and pooling between your thighs. he pulled down your leggings and hummed, satisfied by the light flush of your skin.
“god, i’ve missed this,” shota said.
you smiled. “yeah?”
“yes. you look so beautiful, baby,” he replied.
“thanks.” you pushed your ass up a little into his hand.
shota grinned. he landed a hard strike on your partially exposed asscheek that made you flinch and gasp from the impact. another strike like that hit the other side and you whined. subtle sparks of pleasure ran through your body as he continued. soft moans fell from your lips the longer you were under his hand. your mind started to float as adrenaline kicked in and your body got warmer. you tensed when shota moved down slightly, hitting closer to your thighs and pussy.
“does that feel good? i’m not spanking you too hard, am i?” he asked, groping your ass.
you shivered under the strength of his grip and relaxed once more as his fingers slid between your thighs, gently rubbing your clit.
“mhm. ’s perfect,” you said.
soft moans filled the room as his steady hand moved. “good,” he replied. “lift your hips for me.”
shota pulled your panties down when you did. a heavy breath left your lips as they slid down your legs. he massaged your ass and started again, watching the flush of your skin get deeper with each strike. the heat of your skin and the tingling sensation between your legs grew. every whimper and moan sounded more lewd than the last.
“shota…”
“hmm?” his tone was nonchalant as he paused.
shota looked at you as you turned to him. he grinned softly when he saw the flush of your cheeks and the needy look in your eye.
“off to bed. you better be naked when i walk in.”
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Honest thoughts about Sweden’s victory
Loreen is an excellent singer and managed to perform a very demanding song while either lying down or doing a complex dance choreography. Most other songs depended on backtrack singing, not her.
So performance-wise, on a completely technical level, she did a very good job! It stood out from the rest of them, making most other ballads look near amateurish.
The problem we all have with her is that she already won in 2012, her song Euphoria was almost identical in tone to Tattoo and aside from the toaster grill setup her performance was very similar as well. Not just that, but Eurovision is also not just about technical performance and skill - it’s about the chaotic fun, surprising audiences and dazzling them with something new.
So in short: while Loreen is a stellar artist, her participation and entry in Eurovision 2023 was completely antithetical to what most people consider the heart of the competition. Jury was not wrong to give points for an impressive show, but they really should not be able to give points in such high numbers that it overrides the will of the public.
ESPECIALLY when the rest of us still have to pay to vote, while every member of the jury get practically tens of thousands of votes each while not paying a penny.
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