Miss Susan of Texas really never misses huh
I refuse to allow my most popular post be a twitter screenshot that I added nothing to but I have no idea what to change the caption to and no one liked my memes smh, y’all have such low standards and I will never recover from thousands of people coming into my house and telling me i’m not funny... ms. brockjampton of tiktok i’m so sorry I failed you... Anyway if anyones reading this you’re very sexy and I hope you’re having a nice day. Drink some water, eat some fruit, bully rich people online, look at the stars, and steal a street sign.
Also, to the dumbasses in my notes, in case you couldn’t tell its called a joke. I know the rich people buy rich people drugs from other rich people doing illegal rich people things while being protected by other rich people... it’s almost like its a subtle criticism of the rich people consuming copious amounts of illegal substances while thousands of people are imprisoned for it... pointing out the hypocrisy of the “smart” wall street men being drug addicts who would be villainized and shamed if they’re poor. Its almost like its an exaggeration of the circumstances for comedic purposes... or MAYBE its just funny to imagine these rich assholes struggling to do their “jobs” after fucking over the general population... like y’all are something else
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The owl house crew really went "this boy will keep his menacing cool first impression for one episode"
First entrance: Shoots out of water in a giant kickass fist after Eda says Luz could have gotten killed
Quotes: "That can still be arranged" while mask is literally steaming
Then the rest are:
Casually whistles the freaking show's theme on an errand run
Gets his ass rocketed away like team rocket
Accidentally falls off a rock ledge directly in front of the people he was spying on
Gets recognized by his annoying voice and then runs away only to get clowned on
Gets his sock stolen by some beast after failing to socialize with people his age then tries to run away from a 14 year old girl (I mean that's fair though in this context)
Gets his ass dragged down to the ground anyway and is literally bound up in vines terrified of middle schoolers (ok mostly the first one tho)
Walks out of the shadows intimidatingly (in his mind) in the most ugliest raggedy-assed lookin outfit ever and accidentally reveals his trash-pile home
Tries to look cool like the friends coming along was their idea but gets called the fuck out
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If I see one more picture of Willow that has both made her skinny AND sexualized her, I will SCREAM
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plsss why is this so funnyyyy
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harurin 😚😘 (this is the first kiss i’ve ever completed drawing i think!?)
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