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[lifesupreme-if]

twine port here

thank you to @thirtybythirty, who created the UI and is coding this entire project. i owe him my LIFE.

[bobfloydsbabe]

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[missingn000]

hey all! i wrote a what-if character study & action fic for if king fought sanji instead of zoro during the raid on onigashima. i'd really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!

link

playlist

happy reading!

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[spaceshipkat]

also dear god someone grant me the energy to write the fic i so desperately want to write

[galaxy-fleur]

i don't know if that's an unpopular opinion but I think re4 remake ada is so cute... i don't know i just want to poke her cheeks 🥰

You are so right anon, we are on the same page, you and I... Probably not the answer you expected from me, but have a small one-shot of doing just that! I got Ada brainworms.

RE4R Ada/gender neutral reader.

~ 1k words.

To say that Ada didn't look amused would be like saying nothing at all. Granted, it's not like you expected her to explode into a fit of giggles when you poked her cheek or anything of the sorts. That would be simply unrealistic. But, still, she was obviously lost in thought over something, and you couldn't help but seize the chance while it was still there. It's not often you catch Ada distracted with something.

So, you let your heart win and poked her straight in the cheek.

"...Now what is this you're doing now?"

She didn't sound all too happy with you. Not that it perturbed you all that much.

"Oh I just wanted to see how soft your cheeks are, is all," you all but shrugged in mock-innocence. It was honestly kind of adorable, the way she blinked and turned to stare back at you, like you just did the stupidest thing on Earth. You smiled at her: "Very soft indeed."

When she didn't snap at you or push you away, you saw it as a golden opportunity and got slightly more confident. Sure, she did let out an exasperated sigh at your antics and rolled her eyes at you, but you could work with that just fine. She would have distanced herself from you much earlier if she truly detested your attention as much as she played it up for you. So, you leaned in even further and grasped her face in both of your hands, grinning from ear to ear as you did. A stark contrast to her now pouty expression, with you squishing her cheeks.

You've been wanting to do this for a while now, and it was definitely worth it.

Ada huffed through her nose. You were pretty sure you saw her nose crinkling just a tiny bit, too. It was borderline impossible to avoid comparing her to a grumpy cat in your head like this. If she had a tail, it would probably be lashing from side to side right now. The fact that she most likely didn't know how she looked at the moment was actually sort of charming. Still, if she truly did not like you touching her, she sure would have let you know that by now.

Indeed, she resembled a very moody cat.

She was just gazing back at you with irritation written all over her face, but she hadn't done anything to actually push you away yet. She tolerated you. All things considered, that was a pretty big honor, you supposed.

You did, in a way, know Ada. She was elusive, but she was also honest about things she didn't like or enjoy taking part in. That was the plain fact, despite her best efforts to deny it. So, you knew that she must have found some level of enjoyment in this little game of yours, all huffing and puffing aside.

It was much more difficult for you to take her seriously when she finally spoke up again since her words were a little bit more awkward than normal and her voice sounded a little muffled from your hands still pressing against her cheeks.

"Do you think this is the time for games? If you're this lively, you should be getting your job done. Playing a bumbling fool is a sure ticket to getting yourself killed. And I don't have the patience for it," she muttered, aloof as ever. However, you weren't very impacted by what she said. Maybe her words would have upset you a while back, but not anymore. You were determined to figure her out whether she liked it or not.

And so far, your success on that self-assigned task has been rather remarkable.

"Oh, I never wanted to play any games," you hummed thoughtfully with a shake of your head. You seized the chance to lean in just a little bit closer, your breaths now mingling together, as she appeared to blink in surprise at that. "In fact, you're the only one I want to tease like this, Ada. I like being the one to catch you off-guard... Did you think you were the only one that liked getting under other people's skin?"

The ensuing silence seemed to be your loudest triumph yet. And while you'd like nothing more than close the remaining distance left between you and taste those pretty lips of hers, you pulled away. Since she seemed so determined that you finish your work, a wink and a knowing smirk will have to suffice for the time being.

You left her wanting more, and you knew it without having to look back.

After all, that was the plan.

[muirmarie]

ever since I wrote the thing where spock tells mccoy that the ozh'esta can be platonic, in the back of my head I keep thinking about a fic where the entire basis is that spock does know he's into mccoy, and he (don't do this) basically lulls him into vulcan dating without telling him? like finger kissing sure sure sure, but other things as well that, like, up the ante a LOT. and because i'm not a particularly kind person, I was trying to think how kirk could also be doing that, but of course he doesn't have the same leeway as spock, as mccoy obviously knows what human gestures of affection/romance are - so i think the best workaround would be for kirk to convince mccoy to try a chill/casual friends with benefits thing with him, except kirk keeps, like, doing super intense romantic things, and (i'm exaggerating for comedic affect) gaslighting him that they're really just what every friends with benefits situation is like, and because mccoy's never had a fwb, he's just like......"that sounds wrong but I don't know enough about them to prove you wrong" and goes along with it.

point being that he is routinely getting to idk vulcan third base with spock, but spock is just like "odd that you think this is romantic and/or sexual, this is just vulcan friendship, doctor," and meanwhile he's supposed to be having quickies with kirk to blow off steam, but kirk keeps doing the most romantic shit and being like, "yeah, giving you roses is my kink, why are you being so weird about it" and mccoy's just. listen. he's dated around okay, he's not some shy blushing virgin, but he has made the tragic mistake of trusting his two best friends, and by george are they gonna abuse that trust (don't do this) in their attempts to win him over lmao.

I mostly keep thinking about other vulcans coming on board and them subtly realizing and reacting to spock's ~claim~ on mccoy, and spock being disgustingly smug about it, and meanwhile someone hits on mccoy and kirk swoops in and, like, tenderly cups mccoy's cheek and kisses him and then leaves, and mccoy's like, yeah, no, we're just friends?, and everyone around him is???? babe??? no you aren't???

is it possible to write this without mccoy coming off TOO oblivious and/or spock and kirk coming off TOO lacking of boundaries, I just don't know, but it does make me giggle now and again when I think about it

also the fact that he is going to genuinely murder them when he realizes what they've been doing, and they can't even complain, because they both know they absolutely deserve it.

[asgardian--angels]

....idk in a fandom this gigantic how are people already coalescing onto a handful of popular headcanons and scenarios that just become the baseline now, when the source material gives us literally limitless possibilities to work with

[squeakyleftsneaker]

*clenches fist* I LOVE bitchy ex-boyfriends

11/10 trope thank you would view again would purchase stock would recommend to a friend.

EDIT: OMFG THE COMMENT UNDER THIS POST I'M WHEEZING

[shy-sapphic-ace]

I MISS XIAOVEIN

[delopsia]

Worst part about Outer Range being canceled was watching a lot of my mutuals deactivate and/or leave

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

re: the last post i reblogged bc i am realizing just how much i yapped in the tags and i do not wish to subject the wider tumblr public to that rant LMAO

[buttercupshands]

My emotionally immature ass still doesn't understand a thing of how people can pity characters

Not like I don't try to understand it! I just... Can't? Understand that??? At all???

Like why would you pity a character for their sad backstory or whatever, and poof suddenly a character is pitiful as hell, and suddenly they're understandable because a person can call them a wet kitten under their care

And that's something I can't do for some reason

And again, not like I didn't *try*, it's just a thing I can't understand at any capacity other than 'some people do that to show their affection of that character, that's their way of caring

Granted talking to more people makes you understand them better! Doesn't help much! But it's something!!

[sistersavelorn]

They're like an old married couple

[geddy-leesbian]

when people act interested and want to talk to me and they start ignoring me after I send a couple messages 😊

[tanjir0se]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SAI

My sweet sweet rude ass little bitch. I would KILL FOR HIM!!!!!! I’m going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!! I literally LOVE HIM!!

Fucking mean as fuck

In awe of his tism

Never misses an opportunity to call Naruto’s dick small. No shit said it probably close to like six or seven times this season

At the climax of the arc decided to whip out his diary and draw a picture of him and his bestie holding hands!!!!!

Crop top and fingerless gloves. Le Essence du Cunt

Has no identity or emotion or self concept outside of what he’s ordered to do. So fucking tragic I’m ripping my own eyes out

Was literally going to murder sasuke (due to aforementioned lack of self concept outside of orders) until he correctly realized gay love is more important than the safety of leaf village and also his mission, the literal only piece of himself he has to hang onto.

And he’s RIGHT!!!!

And then took it upon himself to try to convince sasuke to come back, one mean gay bitch to another

Just to immediately get his ass kicked by Naruto’s ex

WROTE THE WORD FRIEND ON A STICKY NOTE SO HE CAN PULL IT OUT WHENEVER HE THINKS ABOUT NARUTO AND SAKURA. HELLO

Why is his slutty lil tummy out. Sir put that thang away I am begging you

SAI IS THE FUCKING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME I CNANOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KONOHA’S MEANEST TWINK AND THE CUNTIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE