#evil!marty

[nopinestimeline]

Okay, so hear me out.

This map of 1885 Hill Valley is from the Doctor Collector Back to the Future Time Travel Memories Tin [X]. It's probably my favorite BttF map ever because of how detailed it is.

In the upper right corner, we find the first of two legends that name the numbered establishments on the map. And number five, by far, made my imagination spiral: fortune teller.

The Fortune Teller is located just behind the bathhouse (number 4 on the map) in the Chinese camp (3), apparently just out of view when Marty enters Hill Valley at the beginning of Part 3.

Long story short: No Pines Marty totally sets up shop as a fortune teller just to screw with people/ make Doc mad because he's actually telling people about the future/ refuses to live in the blacksmith shop with him.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

[bg-sparrow]

A couple of days ago, I posted this Evil!Marty drabble and moodboard for McFly July. And when @mjf-af kindly reblogged it, I was given the gift of some very interesting tags, including this one:

And lo, No Pines Marty officially came into being:

RATING: T (premeditative murder, evil!marty) || GENRE: Angst, Hurt No Comfort || WORDS: 1,576 || SUMMARY: In the No Pines Timeline, Marty calls the terrorists that night.

(He's so bad. Just look at him.)

Byeeeee

[bttf-dork]

Extra JanAUry doodles

No Pines AU is by @bg-sparrow (@nopinestimeline)

Personal headcanon that No Pines Marty has committed arson at some point 🔥

Stuck in the 60s AU is by @bri-to-the-future

60s Doc is happy because he stole the last tie-dye shirt in Hill Valley from Biff :)

Murderer Lorraine AU is by @synthsays

Tried to do something Kill Bill inspired 🩸👗

[synthsays]

Doctober day 6:

♤▪︎》 Ticking Time Bomb 《▪︎♤

Evil!Marty is @bg-sparrow 's creation so credit to her!

[cklukilutz]

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[the-red-planet-mars]

Would you like to be evil for like uhh till may 5th?

why....? what will i benefit? sell me the idea first, make it attractive- only then will i consider it...

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Marius after Caesar got his ass kicked in a completely unnecessary fight: This morning you fought like men. Like stupid men, but men.

Santiago Posteguillo rarely jokes, but when he does, he's usually taking the piss out of Julius Caesar.

[demoralizedreprobate]

Marty banned from multiple countries Jannetty. thank you dark side of the ring for blessing me with this clip of MJ driving into a hotel fountain.

[sofiarostova]

you’re instilling me with a lot of confidence, doc

or: when you and the bestie have very different reactions to fire

[scammydoesstuff]

Galaxy Con Columbus Photos

We begin with the biggest reason for us going to this con: Marty Grabstein, voice of Courage the Cowardly Dog! We *had* to dress as Eustace and Muriel and were so thrilled by the reception! Thank you to everyone who got a photo of us!

Next are some cosplayers I got some photos of/with. Like I said, tag yourself if you're in any of these! I'mma start with pretty much the only Urahara *anything* I saw at the convention. Barely any merch of him either save for an absolutely precious keychain I managed to find, but hes my favorite character from Bleach, so seeing this lovely cosplayer was super rad!

Gotta love seeing some Donnie Darko representation, too.

And here are some photos from a Resident Evil photoshoot (I was entirely biased towards the Village group, sue me). Not a big group, but so much fun to chat with the Heisenberg after. Though I wasn't cosplaying anything for this, I did have my Heisenberg plushie and body pillow, which made for a couple of silly photos.

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to take a ton of pictures on my phone past these. Muriel's apron doesn't have the deepest pockets and I was trying to have as little on me as possible for authenticity.

Anyway, I'mma close this out with what was - without question - the most surreal part of the weekend for me at least:

Was not at all expecting to see my favorite artist, Shawn Coss, just kinda hanging out at the con. The circumstances were kinda perfect, too. We chose not to cosplay for Sunday and just wore our chill out clothes for the drive home instead, and I just so happened to have worn one of my favorite SEETHER shirts. It was so cool and definitely made this con all the more memorable.

This was such a good time. Still reeling from a lot of it and definitely looking forward to my next day off so I can actually rest. lol I could probably post some pictures of our haul, but this took long enough to put together so...maybe later.

Either way, see ya next year, Galaxy Con!

[marielle-heller]

Back To The Future Part II (1989) // Ash vs Evil Dead 2x09 (2016)

[nopinestimeline]

No Pines Marty Lore

Plays the drums, not the guitar

Leather jacket, not denim

He bullies Needles

Drinks regular Coca-Cola. You heard me.

Smokes Winston cigarettes

Fist bumps Biff whenever he sees him

He's not dating Jennifer. He catcalls Jennifer all the time at school, but she scoffs at this crude ruffian because she's still the Jennifer we know and love.

Even though he calls the Libyans to tell them where Doc will be the night of the DeLorean reveal, they totally betray him and start shooting at him, too, which leads us to the spectacular adventure of No Pines Marty in 1955 trying to rescue the crackpot scientist he just sold out to terrorists.

He is having a blast in 1985A

He's so flippant and nonchalant about how despicable he is but he doesn't brag/ boast/ egg people on like Needles does. You stay away from him, and he'll probably stay away from you unless he gets inspired.

I don't even know what would happen in the Old West. I don't even think he'd go back, but Doc somehow tricks him into it? Then, when he's there, he squares up to Buford immediately. And then he's somehow invited to join the gang? IDK.

Clara totally slaps him at one point

That's all for now, folks!

[bg-sparrow]

mcfly july 2021 || day 27 Boombox

xxvii.

Rolling a cigarette side-to-side between his lips, Marty spun the metal housing of the facedown boombox perpendicular to himself and gave it a good shake. Confident all the components were snug, he sat the radio up, flipped the power on, and smiled as Freddie Mercury belted from the speakers.

The lab door opened. Marty snuffed out his cigarette on the underside of the workbench.

“Hello, Marty!”

“Hey, Doc.”

“What’s that you got there? A little repair?”

Marty turned off the boombox, laid it facedown again, and causally positioned the back panel over the pipe bomb before Doc saw it.

“Upgrade.”

[bttf-dork]

JanAUry Day 23 - No Pines

AU belongs to @bg-sparrow! (@nopinestimeline)

This AU lives rent free in my head, I love it so much!! Also the quote is a reference to Parks and Rec :)

[synthsays]

@nopinestimeline who gave Evil!Marty a Tumblr acc? Who gave him access to the internet?

BG IM LOOKING AT YOU.

[cklukilutz]

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