#exterminate her

[time-lady-the-sage]

Alastor and Lucifer having a legit musical battle over who's a better father to Charlie is something I never dared to hope for, right along with a little hint that Alastor doesn't actually think of the hotel as fighting for a lost cause, so thank you episode 5, I will be replaying you frequently

Episode 6, you hit me with so many levels of whiplash I don't know if I'll be recovered by next week

[dovewingkinnie]

i gift you a kiss funny creature

[helluvatired]

stolas' love confession in full moon but it's like the destiel confession meme and blitzo's response is to talk about some big news from hell

some examples:

stolas: But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to

blitzo: the famous jester fizzarolli is retiring

stolas: But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to.

blitzo: asmodeus, the demon of lust assumed that he loves and is in a relationship with the famous jester fizzarolli

stolas: But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to.

blitzo: lucifer and his daughter fought against the exorcists and won so extermination was canceled

stolas: But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to.

blitzo: adam, the first man was killed by a sinner resident of lucifer's daughter's hotel

[mollyyancey]

I went to a touhou concert this past weekend and came face to face with the crimson slasher herself in the women’s bathroom during intermission

[dykesevika]

​if I see my big beautiful robot arm lesbian girlkissing dyke shipped with a scrawny ass sewer rat of a man one more time, I’m gonna lose it 😭

Men DNI

[goated33]

crawls out of my cave spitting blood. do you see the vision. do you understand

[tiny-feisty-gay]

do you ever think about how charlie had maybe an hour between finding out vaggie was an angel (functionally immortal) and then finding out angels can be killed while also grappling with the fact she was an exorcist

charlie breathing a sigh of relief because even if she's mad at least she knows vaggie is safe only to then discover haha sike! angels can also be killed!

[ineedtherapydesperately]

need more chaggie wing fics where charlie is just absolutely obsessed w vaggie's wings like look at her face

she's obsessed and with good reason too

[neversetyoufree]

Alright. Okay.

So the entire time I've been reading VnC, I've been assuming that Noé is the sole known survivor of the Archivistes in a relatively normal way. I've been assuming that something happened to the Archiviste clan within Noé's lifetime, just before his human "grandparents" found him in the snow. Obviously I wondered about what happened—who slaughtered them if they were killed and what else might have happened if they aren't all dead as we've been told, but I never questioned the timeline. I assumed that the Archivistes must have been alive and kicking until recently, even if Noé's last remaining family was living in hiding from the rest of vampire society or something like that.

But. We don't actually know that that's true. We don't know a single thing about the timeline of the Archivistes' extermination other than what Nox says about them having all died "long ago." Noé is nineteen years old, and we have no idea how old Nox is. Could the fifteen to seventeen years between Noé's first adoption and the present day be enough to count as long ago?

This is Jun Mochizuki we're talking about. There is extensive precedent in her work (by way of Pandora Hearts) for characters turning up seemingly out of nowhere, often with no memory, and in Pandora Hearts, these cases never had a simple answer. It was always caused by the time-bending properties of the Abyss.

It is entirely within the realm of possibility for the rest of the Archiviste clan to have died years, decades, or even a century or more before Noé was found by his human grandparents. We don't have precedent yet for anything that messes with time in VnC like PH's Abyss, so I don't know how this could have happened, but I don't think we can fully discount the possibility. The outer bounds of world formula rewriting as a power are yet to be fully explored, so it's hard to say firmly that anything's impossible. There might be a way for Noé to exist in the present even if the rest of his clan was killed well over nineteen years ago (be it by PH style time-bending or by some entirely different mechanism).

It's still possible (and even likely) that the Archivistes died or disappeared less than twenty years ago, but it's not quite the concrete fact that I've been thinking of it as this entire time. It's entirely possible that Noé's backstory contains Mochizuki Timeline Fuckery, and now that I've had that thought, I can't unsee it. The author of Pandora Hearts going out of her way to say that her protagonist was found mysteriously alone and crying with no memory of how he got that way is. conspicuous as hell.

[inkperch]

In my 'Carmilla adopts Vaggie' au.

I'm so tempted to have Clara and Odette (gently) bully their dumbass little sister into telling her girlfriend she's an angel waaay earlier than canon

But also, the angst to Charlie learning angels can be killed and having no way to know if Vaggie knew and didn't tell her in an Au where it was Vaggie's mum who killed a fucking angel-

[anonymouscheeses]

HEAR ME OUT!! VAGGIE IN A SUIT THING 😍

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

[starry-teacup]

to me the fact that the narrator makes the shifting mound take the form of a princess is so funny

he had to pick something that was the right mix of not a difficulty to kill and something we wouldn't have a qualm ending the life of and he seriously thought, hmm. yeah. princess.

[perereiii]

@charliewhaw

Something something something… We win! (Fanart for this fic ^^)

[mxwhore]

ghoulish girlfriends ♡

[breakandbuildfiction]

Looking Into All The Destroyed Souls

After learning that one of the things that made Pariah Dark so evil was his willingness to destroy a ghost’s core, basically killing their very soul, Danny demands to be kept aware of anyone doing anything similar. And sure enough, there was a dimension a hop and a skip away where apparently thousands or even millions of souls were killed EVERY YEAR. Clearly, something was seriously wrong over there and Danny wants to know what the Hell is going on and put a stop to it.