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It's him that pays the piper
It's us that pipes his tune
So long fare thee well
pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
- Be back soon from Oliver! The Musical
@lizardthelizard
Did you ask for this? No
Are you getting it anyway? Yes, yes you are
The fact that you have him playing this role in the fic just... I needed to commemorate it asap so here's a fast-ish doodle of Lampwick in Dodger's outfit (specifically taken from the 1968 movie) because seeing that freaking.... it made my ruddy day
Have funnnnnnn 💖💖💖
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oh lei oh lai oh lord
Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos
Lampwick by @lizardthelizard
Beth by @solar-nightengale
Eliana by me
#all the imbeciles together :) 💝#I love them all sososososo much#fake/real#oc: eliana#au: appalachian wine#lampwickcore#beth tag pending#ouat
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ouattober2023 Day 9 - OC: Lampwick
"I think sometimes, for people like you and me, the deck is always gonna be stacked against us."
fake/real (aka, Chaos in the Season 6 Wish Realm)
Back when Pinocchio was still a puppet, he befriended a boy called Lampwick. One night, the two of them ran away from home, joining a handful of other restless children in their village, and sailing to the shores of Pleasure Island. The island, however, was not what it appeared to be. Pinocchio narrowly missed the fate of being transformed into a donkey. Lampwick and the others were not so lucky.
Lampwick didn't stay a donkey, though. Rescued from the island by Pan, he eventually found his way back to the Enchanted Forest again, and re-met with an older -more human- Pinocchio, instantly rekindling an old friendship.
Years later the two drifted apart again. Pinocchio did his best to rid himself of the bad habits he'd fallen into over the years and Lampwick refused to follow the same path. However, the pair crossed paths once more after Pinocchio helped Princess Emma to leave the realm, and he and finds himself turning to Lampwick for help when there are resulting consequences stemming from this action.
Name: Romeo Lampwick
Nicknames: Wick, Lamp
Height: 6'2
Age: 40 (+ unspecified years in Neverland)
Home: (Wish Realm equivalents of): The Enchanted Forest, Neverland, Pleasure Island
Gets on well with: Eugene, Ned Land, Tinker Bell
Doesn't get on with: The Blue Fairy, Robin Hood, Felix, Jiminy
'It's complicated': Pinocchio, Baelfire, Bart, Peter Pan
Face claim: Beppe Fiorello
anyway:
#(summary and nonsense character stats under the cut)#also spoilers for chap 8 of fake/real oashduashdasd#ouattober2023#fake/real#ouat#anyway sorry I needed to be self indulgent about my fic for a second so this was the perfect excuse#my gifs#lampwickcore#haven't written him for 7 months now 😭💔 lampwick sweetie I'm so sorry I'll get back to ruining your life soon I swear#ANYWAY I know that only 1-5 people will care about this but god I had so much fun making this set#and!! I got so excited about fake/real again! that I managed to plot 4 more scenes for the latest chapter today!
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Writer loves a character: writes a fanfic
Artist loves a character: makes a drawing/painting/comic
Graphic designer loves a character:
[Fine print: I spent wayyy too much time designing this 100% fake cover, and I regret nothing ❤️]
#fake magazine cover#(but it should be real)#WILF indeed#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale x tav#galemancer
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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
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okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
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so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
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are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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he's so. 😳
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why is he defending
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OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
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op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
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hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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net 0 information post
#thanks again lawblr
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btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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December 28, 2016
YES!!!
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guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
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you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
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bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
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the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
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what do you mean evidence fraud
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fuck you *unguilties your love*
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perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#average day on lawblr i think#'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh#but sometime after turnabout serenade.#'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it#type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro#zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem#and ofc he just rolls with it#they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other#pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides#dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out#legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#sanzo#zoro
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Thinking about Weird Barbie and how she's the very obviously queer outsider of the Barbie world, she straddles the lines between Barbie and the Real World. She's the most aware of the performative nature of it all. She supports Barbie while also gently mocking her panic at losing the hyperfeminine perfection. Her weird house is also home to the discontinued reject weird Barbies, the outcasts (including very gay earring Ken) who never fell into either the original matriarchy or the Kentriarchy brainwashing.
The other more classically heteronormative and beautiful Barbies both pity and fear her, and at first the narrative pities her as well. She's the vessel of girls going weird and crazy and feral on their dolls and that's amazing. Weird Barbie is aware of who she is and how the world sees her and she loves it. She's Weird Barbie and She Owns It.
#i couldnt identify with a lot of the Barbies Feminine Crisis on as deep a level as other women i know#but holy shit did i see what they did with Weird Barbie aka Queer Barbie#GOD this movie did such a great job capturing the feeling of#gender is fake and but also its real#ive been having gender thoughts#mostly about how im so goddamn ambivalent about gender that i can't even identify#with the idea of thinking about What Is My Gender enough to say its nonbinary#my gender is Sure Okay#she/her yeah fine its whatever#barbie
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THEY ARE SELLING FERNANDO 😭😭
IF THEY ARE BEING FOR REAL THAT IS JUST FUNNY AS HELL 😭😭😭
(source: @433_marc on "X"/ twitter)
#THE WORDING IS SOO FUNNY#“Newey you can have Fernando as a peace offering”#formula 1#aston martin#fernando alonso#save my peepaw#Adrian Newey#f1#idc if this is real or fake idgaf
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Danny is broke.
Which is not ideal, especially since he wants to put some money aside incase his parents find out and things go south.
Not that he believes that they'd hurt him! Of course not, his parents love him. He just wants to be prepared, just in case.
Dog walking, tutoring, baby-sitting, and anything else is kinda out of the question with all the ghosts attacking him.
What about YouTube? He can make his own hours, choose what he wants to create.
Its not he has anything to loose.
And so the YouTuber KingPhantom posted his first video titled "What to do when your turkey fights back."
The heroes are worried.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#Red robin wasn the one to find dannys channel#and freaks out because none of it is fake#the teenager fighting a turkey holding knives is real#Robin doesn't care that red robin is freaking out#he just wanta to know if the turkey is okay#there are a ton of spelling mistakes in the tags and im too tired to fix them
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this is stupid ik
#loolilalu and baroness should hang out tho#shoutout to candy royals#gotta be one of my favorite genders lol#… anyways#rip gummigoo#he was a real (fake) one#cuphead#mugman#princess loolilalu#the amazing digital circus#tadc#cuphead fanart#the amazing digital circus fanart#fanart
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Been working on this for a good couple of days now. I don't know how else to explain it except I lack self-control and adore this fic and the characters MDSKRTCJLR I am in bloody awe of the whole thing it's simply amazing!! Like seriously thank you for sharing this story with the world, @lizardthelizard
Huge thank you to @mongoose-teeth For giving me a hand with correcting the shading! You're the best 💖💖💖
ANYHOW!! Have fun with this, Libby and hope you have a good one! 🫶💖💖💖
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@lizardthelizard's fake/real + nanì, pierdavide carone ft. lucio dalla
(merry christmas, fremd 💞💞💞)
#ouat#august booth#fake/real#I DID ITTTTT I DID IT#crying I don't want to see beppe fiorello again for the next three months#but hey I hope it's of your liking#I remember you saying that you were impressed by the vid I made for eliana#so I thought to myself#'you know who else deserves an attempt at something impressive? THE GUYS EVER'#shout out to spotify shuffle for reminding me of the existence of this song while I was driving to work you're a real one#yes I picked it for the marry me line only how did you guess ajshjklahjkahfj#(joking. it was the VibesTM)#anyway THEM 💞💞💞💞
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Good morning and Merry Christmas @naivesilver 🎄 I hope you have a good day and that you enjoy these dumb little clips <3
#this is a bit all over the place as you'll see#and I have absolutely not had the mental space or physical time for writing or making anything more taxing than this#BUT.........silly vine comp is still very doable :]#anyway I love making these#happy christmas 💕💕💕 thank you for another year of these little scrimblos#court of misfits#thousand problems#naivesilver#fake/real
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how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly
#i experience transphobia and hardship in my daily life#and then i go home and go on my computer and learn that i dont experience any of that actually#im just pretending. and i shouldnt talk about it because im just a fake trans#who wishes his experiences could even measure up to a crumb of what real trans people (women) have to go through#ok cool.#testosterone is a controlled substance did you know that. my state is actively making it harder for people my age to access hrt#but i guess since im transmasc i dont actually have to worry about any of that! im fine!#i didnt have a 3 month time limit before it would be illegal for me to access hrt! im transmasc im too privileged to worry about that!#transphobia#transandrophobia
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the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time
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try.
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time
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hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time
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hey girl. am i on trial.
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i'm determined to make this work btw
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hey girl. law
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hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me
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guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you
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they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"
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look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"
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didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once
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do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney
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being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you
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who the fuck is evil magistrate
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STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????
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they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic
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your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right
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mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial
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ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?
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happy almost christmas to all who celebrate
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it's march
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happy almost christmas :)
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WHO is putting this on my dash
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STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.
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ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up
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he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.
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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.
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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough
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when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back
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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict
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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE
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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
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didn't he kill someone?
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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.
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law: i'm so law
lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you
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hi
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you've got to be fucking kidding me
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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#this is just going to be a series now /lh#well. if i make any more. who knows#timeframe is sometime after the end of aa4 but before the start of aa5#the timeframe for these posts is of course always the exact point i'm at in my own playthrough /lh#some of these are based on real posts. but i'm hoping it is more inspiration rather than outright copying#if it is though i'm always willing to remove them#though i will not be removing the one that's based on my own post because that's mine /lh#i worry this may be an unnecessary sequel but who cares. who cares.
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Customer: John 4:13 is my favorite Bible verse :-)
DMV: HOMESTUCK
Verdict: DENIED
#EDIT. THIS IS A FAKE POST. I AM NOT THE DMV BOT. THIS IS NOT REAL.#png#california dmv bot#ca dmv bot#hs#homestuck#id in alt text#*i* think this is funny
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