#fall tf to sleep

[whumpasaurus101]

"Stop-" Villain panted, "It-It doesn't have to end like this-"

"Oh sweet, naive little Villain, you think I don't want to do this?"

Villain glared hard at the so-called hero before growling, "I know you don't. I know that deep down somewhere, the Hero that I knew several weeks ago is still there!"

Villain's voice was growing even more desperate as seconds passed. Hero barked out a laugh, stepping forward and causing the cold metal of the gun to press against the villain's forehead;

"Remember, darling, the city prefers the hero over the villain." "Yes, but you are no hero." "Oh? And you are?" "I'm more of one than you are."

Hero's lips curved into a smirk as their head tilted to the side, "I'm sure your sidekick has something to say against that..."

Villain's heart lurched in their chest as teras instantly brimmed their eyes, "You take that back!!!!"

Hero's smirk grew wider, "It's the truth, no?"

"No, you know it isn't. That day- what happened with them, it was a mistake... not my fault." Villain's throat bobbed painfully with the lump in their throat before their eyes hardened, glaring up at Hero, "You're a coward. You used to be so timid and shy, but now..." Villain huffed a laugh, shaking their head, "Now you're a fame-chasing coward who can't even-"

Villain was quickly cut off as the pistol connected with their cheekbone, sending their head flying to the side. They let out a cry, their hand flying up to cradle their wound.

"I think that's enough chitter-chatter for now," Hero's false joyful voice practically bled into Villain's ears; "Henchman, set up the cameras for me. Let's show the city who Villain really is."

[pl4n]

from a while back

[flokali]

Someone sends me a Sampo ask and I drop everything and write over 1k words of him being the ickiest, most scummy man on Jarilo-VI…

I am so normal about him, I swear

[girlwiththegreenhat]

so anyway the helicopters can see you Through the windows

[cmbdragon98]

Loved going on a cute doubledate with my wife and roommates to our fav restaurant which inexplicably was Only playing metal and emo music the entire time we were in there, and me and wife pretending we were both on seperate dates over text, gossiping about how Cute the person we were with was, and not being sure if they liked us back, l o l

I love coming home with everyone in a happy, goofy mood after enjoying a few mixed drinks.

I just love being able to so freely and carelessly enjoy my 20's

[softfuzzyships]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

[belphieslilcow]

I think people who change into pajamas before bed are a myth

[kkujo]

gonna absolutely fucking murderize the neighbours who are fucking JACKHAMMERING AT 9AM MAKING MY WALLS VIBRATE BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[kylejsugarman]

based on experience, getting high while on a smorgasbord of seizure medications can cause super intense drowsiness, so “bro im so sleepy they must’ve laced this joint with glass of warm milk” sums up jesse’s experiences....he smokes up and is like “hell yeah i have the mind of a weed warrior” and then like lays down and falls asleep 

[phil-lesterfan]

didnt know my cat was in the room with me until i heard someone snoring really loud 😭

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Need to SLEEP but FRIEND ONLINE friend online TALKING to ME about WEIRD GUYS

[doebt]

If i ever got married i would just wear a sweater and jeans and my boots and maybe a beanie so we could still hang out and have fun later without wasting time to change out of the fancy clothes ^_^

[soulaans]

slowly curating your wardrobe to pieces of clothing you genuinely love seems so fun!!!! and not just mass buying a whole bunch of trendy clothing that's most likely gonna be "out of style" and disregarded in a few months but clothes that you can make multiple diverse outfits with, clothes you have no problem becoming a outfit repeater with 😭 stuff that symbolizes you as a person and can even reel in people around you with similar style and interests!!! it's all so lovely i need a fat wad of cash in my hand right now!!!!!!

[pierswife]

Wakes up. Goes the fuck back to sleep. Does this at least 3 times before actually getting up for the day--

[zevrans]

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[rhetoricalrogue]

Of all creatures who should understand that sometimes you just wake up at 4 am needing to get a drink of water, it should be a cat.

HOWEVER, I was just beeped at and aggressively herded back via ankle headbutting to bed and am still being meowed at because I’m typing when I could be petting Izzy with both hands instead of just one.