#far cry cull the herd

[lulu2992]

The first issue of the comic Far Cry: Cull the Herd is now available for digital download!

You can get it for free here :)

And it’s a manga so you have to read it from right to left.

[chobit92]

Me: Okay Jake whatever you say…

Jacob: You know I’m right.

Me: Yes but…Can’t you just be normal for once? Just sit with me and have a drink. We could have a nice walk around the mountains. No talking about culling the damn herd either.

Jacob: I have things to do.

Me: Not now you don’t. We are going for a walk.

Jacob: No.

Me: Yes. I’m outside.

Jacob: 😑

Me: ☺️

[prismuffin]

Chapstick

Jacob seed x gn!reader

Little Jacob Seed Drabble as my first fic on this blog! Enjoy!

Warnings: None! Just fluffy Jacob Seed!!😽🫶

More under the cut!

!-!

You sat on Jacobs lap near the edge of the bed in your shared room. It was one of those rare moments alone you had with Jacob where the two of you could just spend time together.

You quietly read a book that was placed in your lap as Jacob read over your shoulder, tapping your thigh every time he finished a page so you knew when to turn to the next one. You smiled when you felt his lips grace your shoulders and leaned back, snuggling into him deeper. He grabbed your chin gently and made you face him. You could see adoration in his eyes as he stared at you, relishing in the moment for a while before slowly leaning in to plant a kiss on your lips. You reciprocated his affection, adjusting your body a bit more to allow yourself to kiss him fully. You hummed which turned into a small chuckle before pulling away from him.

“Wait here.”

Getting up, you went near your dresser and searched over the array of objects you’d had placed on top, smiling a bit wider when you found what you were looking for.

Your mint flavored chapstick.

Skipping back towards your loving boyfriend you sat right back on his lap facing him, causing him to adjust his arms to hold you close. You clicked off the lid of your chapstick, holding it in your palm as you used one of your hands to hold his face. He raised an eyebrow at you as he saw the pointed chapstick in your hand. “Lemme put some on you.” You told him after seeing his confusion. “Why?” He asked, and you let a nose laugh escape you. “Because your lips,” you poked them with your finger, “they’re chapped.” You quirked your brow at him. “No offense,” you quickly added and felt his body jolt in a silent laugh. He shook his head in amusement before leaning back slightly. You took the silence that followed as a sign that you could continue with your plan. So, you grabbed his face again, digging your fingers into his beard slightly and brought your other hand up to apply the chapstick. You made four smooth swipes across his top and bottom lip. “Ok now go like this,” you rubbed your lips together and watched as he copied your movements.

You smiled and he stopped, ”So,” He started, his voice dropping into a raspy whisper “am I kissable now?” He asked as he pulled you impossibly closer to his body. You shifted your position so that you were straddling him and placed both of your hands on either sides of his face. “Yes, yes you are.” He smirked and leaned in to kiss you. Just one quick soft kiss followed by another and another until he grabbed the back of your head and kissed you with more passion. You relished in the feeling of his newly soft-ish lips before pulling away, smacking your own lips together you licked them and hummed.

“Minty.”

[softtidesworld]

I don't have any WIPs so I'll just ask you about yours lol. what's goin on in the FC5 prequel one 👀

aww thanks for asking!!!💞 so excited to share and yap

it’s called cherry waves (or whatever else i may call it in the future), which is an au where instead of burning down the barn/beating up their foster parents jacob takes joseph and john and runs away, which results in jacob never going to juvie, the seed bros never get separated, and jacob possibly never even enlists in the military (but he still finna be a kickass teenager). i’m still working out the kinks, including the time period (their timeline is wacky asf as it is!) so probably mid/late-80s? early-ish 90s?

also— joseph still becomes a cult leader surprise surprise 🙃 but it’s kinda like a children of the corn type thing?? he’d still be young, like around eleven or twelve. just a baby faced cult megalomaniac <3 gathering people for the end of the world, killing people, and jacob having absolutely none of that shit. john would be a wee bab but still has an effect on the story.

i will possibly introduce other fc5 characters, but considering the timeline, i’m kinda iffy about it. plus i don’t know if the story would take place in georgia, or in hope county. maybe joseph intentionally leads jacob to hope county so he can build his cult, and not just to seek safe haven from abuse and neglect??? maybe he’s more manipulative here because he’s just a kiddo and nobody expects a kiddo to supposedly talk to god about nuclear warfare and killing people??? he’s just using jacob to get him to where he needs to be like in canon???

what an asshole kid, honestly.

[hopelesscounty]

JACOB SEED - The Soldier

[ladyofeden]

It was always only ever YOU!

[schoenpepper]

Our Love is God (Heathers the Musical)

Intro: He worships you.

Warnings: bad writing, awful grammar, not proofread, death, gore, blood, yandere

A/N: Jade jade jade jade my love my baby boy mwahhhh cutie pie. A little different than the other songfics, kinda short.

Masterlist

They made you cry, but that will end tonight

Human blood is a deep, crimson red. It smells like rusted metal…tastes like it too. When Jade brings his hand to his lips, his mind is clouded with thoughts of you. Would you enjoy the taste too? The sensation? His tongue darts out to lick the droplet of maroon, the remnants of your tormentors.

He thinks you would enjoy it as much as he does.

The color stains white roses the most stunning red.

You are the only thing that's right about this broken world

You were saved by them?

You didn’t need saving, darling.

With Ramshackle gone that time, he would have been all too happy to recommend his own room for you to stay in. He’d heard of the saying that royals bleed blue, but that’s simply untrue. Royals bleed the exact same hue. There’s amusement when he rhymes in his mind, humming a happy tune as he exits the premises. It seems the wild animals ought to have better senses, lest they don’t realize when they’re being hunted.

We'll burn it down and then, we'll build the world again

Jade is a lot of things, but he’s no hypocrite. He’d promised himself to kill all those who vied for your attention, after all. All’s fair in love, war, and business.

They called it a love-addled rampage.

But he’s never felt such clarity before. They must be liars.

You are his only truth.

Our love is God

Quick. He needed to make it quick. Unforeseen. If they put up a fight, the other will be desperate to protect—hah. There is no use protecting a corpse.

Morale is down. It’s easier to strike. So he does.

Gold clatters to the ground, caked by dust and organs.

There is the aftertaste of sand and sadness.

You're not alone

The hunter is dangerous. It’s quite lucky he’d gotten rid of him much earlier, lest his pilgrimage end up with unwanted surprises. On the chessboard, the rest of the white pieces are already off the board. The queen remains. A pawn is standing guard.

He makes a move.

The pawn falls.

The queen is unaware of the danger. Another move. There’s not much left to do, cornered on the board. And eventually, it falls too. Anticlimactic, but not quite unexpected. He’d planned for too long for all of his plans to fail at this time.

And when the morning comes

It’s surprisingly easy to dismantle a robot.

Especially one that saw him as no threat.

Technology is very convenient really, cameras fall apart with just one swing of a metal rod. Your friends, there’s just too many of them. Isn’t he so kind, so benevolent, so gracious, for culling the herd? Jade’s the only one you need. Jade is the only one you love.

Jade will be the only one left soon enough.

We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here

At a critical juncture, it all falls apart. In any case, he’d never expected to take on one of the most powerful mages in the world and win. He’s shackled and bound while they assess how far the damages of his love had gone. They say it’s gone too far, but he believes he hasn’t gone nearly far enough yet. No. You deserve more, don’t you?

You plead with your friend to give you some space. You want to talk to Jade? Alone?

Even now, you’re just the sweetest.

You chose to be left alone in a room with a chained predator.

(Are you unaware the predator can still bite?)

Our love is God

“Why…why did you kill them all?”

“I did it for you, my love.”

You’re looking at him strangely. He doesn’t like it; he can’t read your expressions, your movements.

We can start and finish wars

They’re turning him in to the authorities. That’s fine.

Even far away, locked in a cell, he will always think of you. Dream of you.

You are the parasite implanted into his brain, a creature that ate up his internal organs and replaced them all with images of yourself. You are an alien, one that chose to burrow itself into him and turn his blood into nothing but pure desire for you and everything that you represent.

We're what killed the dinosaurs

You visit him in the dead of night.

How did he never know you could pick locks?

The fae were careless, the door wasn’t enchanted by any sort of magic. You came back to his side, why? Do you despise him, detest him, for murdering all the people you hold dear in blood as cold as the ice floes in his home? Don’t look at him with hatred.

Don’t get too close.

(The predator has always had its sights set on you.)

We're the asteroid that's overdue

“Jade…”

He could think of so many things you could say to him.

Each and every one would be like knives digging themselves into his flesh. Darling, do be gentle with him, would you? He’s only bled because of his love for you. It’s a hideous thing that he keeps alive, just for you. Don’t deny him.

The new world needed room for me and you

“Can you run?”

That is…certainly not what he expected you to say.

“Not with these cuffs, I’m afraid.”

“Oh, right. Turn around.”

I worship you

You would set him free?

Maybe you’re just as crazy as he is.

Deft fingers work with a bent hair pin to unlock the chains. He’s really lucky he wasn’t restrained by magic, you would have had no way of undoing those.

I'd trade my life for yours

You give him back his magic pen and pull him to run back to the Hall of Mirrors.

Our love is God

He relishes the feeling of your hand in his.

Our love is God

“Not that I don’t enjoy the midnight rendezvous, but where exactly are we going?”

“Home. Where you’re not wanted by the mage police.”

“And how do we get there?”

“Like how I got here. The Dark Mirror.”

Our love is God

Have you always known how to return to your old world…?

Our love is God

Green lightning strikes in the distance. The two of you are running out of time.

We can start and finish wars

As marvelous as dying with you would be, he enjoys the thought of escaping with you more. He can still run, but you’re beginning to lag behind. He scoops you up into his arms and keeps running.

We're what killed the dinosaurs

The hall is close. He can see its vague silhouette in the distance.

We're the asteroid that's overdue

In a puff of green smoke, you’re taken from him.

They'll die because we say they must

They think he’d kidnapped you. He doesn’t speak up to clarify the misunderstanding. It would be better for you to be the victim.

I worship you

You struggle and jump with him into the mirror anyway.

I'd trade my life for yours

He watches as you break the mirror with the closest thing you can throw at it. 

“I…I got you back. Here. I didn’t think…” you break out into a sudden laugh, and he’s frozen in place when you wrap your arms around him. Is this a cause worthy of celebration? He doesn’t quite understand. But you’re in his embrace and he would be damned if he let you go.

We'll make them disappear

“This is your house?”

“Mmh, it’s just me. It’s fine though. With you here, I won’t be lonely anymore.”

We'll plant our garden here

The first night, he woke up next to you and found a nearby mirror shining with green light. He tossed a sheet over it and broke it when daylight came, telling you it needed to be replaced.

You never questioned his words.

Our love is God

He fits right in this magicless world. There is no competition here. No one is worthy of your gaze. It calms him down.

Our love is God

The next time a mirror glows, he breaks it immediately.

Our love is God

The souls are still haunting him.

Our love is God

The faes are still looking for a way to him.

Our love is God

All of it fades when he’s right next to you.

Our love is God

There is nothing Jade won’t do to love you.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

So, I was on Twitter, and I saw one of the Genshin accounts talking about something that confused them. And it involved the topic that I'm actually very interested in.

We're both incredibly enamored with the fact that half of the overworld scenery in the game is a result of some god somewhere performing some kind of epic feat.

The Harr Islands(GAA) being Barbatos terraforming Mondstadt to clear the snow and ice.

Guyun Stone Forest being Morax pinning gods down with his spears so they can't threaten Liyue anymore.

Yashiori Island and Orobaxi's corpse being bisected clean through being Beelzebul's way of handling a 'threat' to Inazumans.

The Rainforest being Greater Lord Rukkhadevata trying to bring life back to the land Celestia ruined with a Divine Nail.

Dragonspine's perpetual Winter, Tsurumi's perpetual Fog(prior to the Traveler's interference), and Sumeru's desert being Celestia nuking civilizations supposedly to clear Abyssal corruption.

The Harvisptokhm in the Sumeru Desert being the efforts of 3 goddesses to hold off the infestation of Abyssal creatures during The Cataclysm.

The Eternal Oasis being King Deshret's attempt at preserving a resting place for the Goddess of Flowers.

Watatsumi Island existing at all being Orobaxi removing the odd growths he'd sprouted in the Dark Sea and using them to make an island for the people of Enkanomiya to live on up on the surface.

Enkanomiya's present circumstances being because of a massive war between 2 alien beings that both thought they should rule a planet neither owned.

The Chasm being the way it is because a golden chariot fell from the heavens and fucked everything up, followed afterward by a Divine Nail at some point.

And so this Twitter account was asking the question of why, if all these gods are capable of such massive feats of power, aren't the playable versions just as badass?

And it suddenly hit me.

Almost all of the gods were killed in the Archon War(as I think it was Celestia's way of culling the herd of potential threats). There are very few beings left behind who could pose enough of a threat for a god with such power to have to use it. Zhongli and Ei are literally pulling their punches every day because why would you summon the power to cut an island in half, or summon spears the size of mountains for a Treasure Hoarder whose chosen weapon is a shovel? And hell, even with humans using Delusions like the Fatui, they are literally no match. At all. It'd be overkill and a waste of energy.

Me also realizing that this is probably why playable gods/godly beings are so different from their lore versions. The Archons/Dragon Sovereigns should technically the best for their elements if you have them all C6'd, so them being strongest makes sense based on what each can do. But they're a far cry from what they 'used to be' compared to their lore selves in the story.

It almost feels like the day I learned that Mora being used to Ascend Weapons has actual lore implications because the power in it, from being created by the Geo Gnosis specifically, gave it special properties that let it change/enhance Weapons.

[lesinquietes]

Just a lil peek at Thief Chapter 32 🔥 it’s gonna be a long one

Summary: As a psychologist at a psychiatric ward for villains, you’re used to encountering cruelty and treating trauma. But your days of freedom are unknowingly numbered when a new patient arrives. It’s then that you learn his compliance to your wishes comes at a hefty price — one you can’t possibly agree to. Mdni.

Pairing: Yandere!Dabi x Psychologist!Fem!Reader

—

You limp over to the broken window. Your overseer follows shortly behind. Cautiously, you stick your head outside and peer down the street. Now, the Iceman is hovering far above ground, on a flat glacier of his own architect. Frosty pellets fly through the sky around him, creating a violent tornado. Gazing up, entirely unfazed by the magnificent display, is Dabi.

There’s blood on the ground. Your heart rises to your throat. He was hit by some of the ice. Could it be that the strength of this person’s meta ability surpasses that of his own? You don’t know who you’re rooting for anymore. Conflicted, you can do nothing but watch.

“To be quirkless is to lack power!” The concealed fiend declares, commanding his power with expert precision. “And to be complicit with the dogs of this state is to die!”

Begrudgingly, Dabi agrees with him. It’s the reason he pushes himself to keep training. It’s the reason he wants to be stronger than Shoto, stronger than Enji. It’s the reason he knows you need him more than you think. To lack power is to be a sacrificial lamb. If he doesn’t feast on your innocence, someone else will. Maybe another Seagrave. Maybe someone who actually fucking deserves you. Either way, the thought of you, splayed open for another, makes him want to carve his birth name into your back; it makes him want the world to know you’re his woman.

Despite ruling over it — with their rigid, outdated morals and ideals — heroes don’t know what to do with this society. People are not static over time; people are not black and white. People change based on their environment and what’s been hard-coded into their DNA. The government seems to think there’s a place for everyone in this society, that anyone can fit in and be successful if they try their best. But what happens when their best isn’t good enough? What happens when the world is filled with Enjis, who will project their toxicity onto their own children, poisoning their minds like a slow, lethal inhalation of asbestos, and when the world of teeming with Reis, who are content to feign the role of a helpless bystander, with all the means to do right by the victim crying right in front of them?

Stain was right when he declared this world is overflowing with fake heroes. That’s why the League is necessary; that’s why he’s necessary. Someone needs to cull the herd.

“You talk too much shit.” Dabi remarks. “I thought we were fighting.”

You gasp when you witness him catch a rogue pellet that barrels through the air, evaporating it on impact. He doesn’t feel the difference in temperature; he’s running scalding hot. Above him, his foe collects all the ice he gathered from the freezers and vending machines. The intention is to bring judgement down on him, pelting him to a pulp from the sky.

“I thought we were just warming up.” He deflects coolly. “Don’t think I'll let your little campfire melt my ice this time.”

Little campfire. Pathetic. Too pathetic to protect her. His words become too much for Dabi to contain.

[monrosemeadows]

Far Cry 5: tries to tell an intricate story of indoctrination, fractured human psyches and how one tends to weaponize religion to cull the herds

What I paid most attention to while said story unfolds:

[lulu2992]

Have you seen the announcement on twitter about the new far cry comic for World comic day

I have! I watched the anniversary livestream and that’s when they initially announced it.

It’s called Far Cry: Cull the Herd and the first issue will be available digitally for free on May 8th here (and physically on May 4th, I believe).

It’s been described as a what-if scenario in which several Far Cry antagonists, who are all teenagers in the story, end up in prehistoric times because of Batari and put in a “battle royale” type of situation.

This premise, plus the fact the cover says it’s “based on a Ubisoft creation” (so not really a Ubisoft creation) and that the writer, Ryan Nichols, has apparently never worked on the games, suggest the comic is going to be akin to Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix: what I would call “semi-official fanfiction”.

That doesn’t mean I don’t like the idea or think it will be bad. On the contrary, I’m very curious about this project and, since we already know it can’t be canon, I’m not really scared about the comic contradicting anything. It’s another story in another world, and I’m excited to discover it :)

On a side note, I think it’s nice to have more Batari content (even just semi-official) because people rarely mention her. Sure, I thought Ull was a great character and he made me cry (even though I absolutely did not expect that to happen), but she also was a charismatic villain with a powerful presence, so it’s great to see that she isn’t completely forgotten.

However, I can’t decide who the other two characters on the cover are.

What are your guesses?

[inafieldofdaisies]

Collapse (Far Cry 6 DLC) | Jacob’s Trial “Cull The Herd” + Audio files (part 2) | Scenery appreciation (vol. 18-?)

/ Happy to report Jacob behaved today and even showed off his "balancing on a roof" skill.

/ This set of gifs are probably my favorite so far, on the last picture he almost seems to be smiling.

[chobit92]

Me: Scotty! Nick! Omg my boys!

Jacob: They were weak.

Me: Shut up Jake!

Jacob: 😂

Me: I mean it. Shut your mouth. And stop laughing this isn’t funny! 😭

Me: Jacob.

Jacob: What now? Another one of your weak boys get culled?

Me: No. But yours did. Look at him. So weak.

Jacob: Is that Gus?

Me: Yep. I killed him.

Jacob: Bullshit he’s asleep.

Me: No he’s dead. He just looks like he’s asleep.

Jacob: Yeah, yeah.

Me: He is not asleep! He is dead! See you don’t like it do you? Now you know how it feels to lose one of your precious boys!

Jacob: 🤨🙄 Women…

[aegoniis]

set those sinners free

a jacegan fic

rating: E

warning: predator/prey, alternate universe - cults, far cry 5 au, modern au, animal play (if you squint), cages, non-consensual drug use, brainwashing, blood and gore, starvation, hair-pulling, scarification, dead dove: do not eat

word count: 3,285

series: will a devil's friend hide in the dark?

collection: hotd themed week: seven deadly sins @hotdthemedweek

“Now, the Collapse is upon us. And when a nation that has never known hunger or desperation descends into madness, we’ll be ready.” Cregan reaches for the table holding the projector next to Jace and grabs something from it. The box. He hears it in his nightmares, sometimes he thinks he hears it while he’s awake. Following him over the hills and through the trees. Never letting him go. 

Cregan’s eyes never left him, focusing on him so completely that everything else disappeared. He fiddled with the music box, turning the crank before flipping it so it faced Jace. “We cull the herd. We will do what needs to be done.”

And everything disappeared in a haze of red. 

read here

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

I'm back on my Far Cry 5 bullshit again. So I'm listening to my playlists I made based off the game

Not to mention my Mountain Man

[scoingun]

Lauri Allen Törni

Name:

Lauri Allen Törni (former)

Larry Thorne

Aliases:

Soldier of 3 Armies

Baba Yaga

Major Thorne

Soviet Enemy Number 1

Son of Finland

Species:

Human

Age:

104 (Mentally)

46 (Physically)

Gender:

Male

Origin:

Vyborg, Finland

Status:

Alive

Affliction:

Humanity

Einherjar

Finnish Army (former)

Waffen-SS (former)

Green Beret (former)

Voice actor:

J Michael Tatum (English VA)

Daisuke Ono (Japanese VA)

Quote:

“I don’t enjoy killing, if anything, I loathe it with a passion, but when duty calls my name, the herd must be culled, it’s a simple matter, just like any other.”

Appearance:

Lauri is a tall, dreamy man with short, stylish, golden blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes, his face shows no imperfections.

Lauri has green camo war paint on his face, he dons a green beret with the pin of his unit, along with that, he wears an American uniform, he has a pair of dog tags around his neck, he has a skull and crossbones pin on his uniform, a pair of fingerless gloves, and lastly, he has an armband of the Finnish Coat of arms on his right arm with the Finnish flag as the background.

Personality:

Lauri is a fearless, determined, and courageous individual, he has grown numb to the thought of killing others, a far cry from when he first became a soldier in the Finnish Military and fought in the Winter War.

When Lauri joined the Waffen-SS, he deeply despised the actions of the Nazi army and he hated himself even more for fighting for them.

So, when Lauri got the chance, he surrendered and came to the United States as a politcal refugee, there he thought he would live his days out as a carpenter.

Destiney had different plans for Lauri however, when duty called his name to fight in Vietnam, which would be where he would finally be able to rest after 30 years of war.

Abilities:

Master in cqc

Master in Russian Systema

Master in Pro wrestling

Master in taekwondo

Master in knives

Supernatural abilities:

Golden age

Equipment:

Elemental combat knife; use four different elements to fight, fire, water, wind, and earth.