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coinflexify · 27 days ago
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ika-archieves · 1 year ago
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"jelletons were supposed to be much cuter" lives rent free in my head so i designed a few pre-corruption ones. they're gummy textured and opaque enough for their skeletons to be not visible most of the time
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inkyarcturus · 5 months ago
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Sorry not sorry about getting political- BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
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petorahs · 1 year ago
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my dudes i just had another idea for a ScarVio comic art thing thats also just fanservicey to me in particular... but it involves me drawing two more ideas i had before so now i Have to draw it all to fruition helpp. just when i thought the brainrot receded..
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angelfoodscake · 1 year ago
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ok so flavio splatoon what would he main . splatling , octobrush , brella , or stamper
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globalnewscollective · 3 months ago
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U.S Added to a Global Human Rights Watchlist
Why You Should Be Worried About America’s Declining Human Rights Ranking
When you think of human rights abuses, you might picture authoritarian regimes, not the United States. But according to a new report from CIVICUS (source), the U.S. is now officially categorized as a "narrowed" democracy—a status shared with countries where free speech, protests, and civil liberties are increasingly under attack. The U.S. joins the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Pakistan, Chile, Slovakia, and 37 other countries with "narrowed" civic freedoms. That’s the kind of company America is now keeping.
What Does This Mean for You?
Your Right to Protest Is Under Threat – Laws restricting peaceful demonstrations have been ramping up, making it easier for authorities to criminalize protests they don’t like.
Censorship and Press Freedom Are in Decline – Journalists covering protests or political corruption are facing more harassment, and state-level laws are making it harder to report the truth.
Targeting of Activists and Marginalized Groups – The crackdown on civil rights groups, LGBTQ+ organizations, and racial justice movements is accelerating.
Legal Attacks on Voting Rights – Gerrymandering, voter suppression, and efforts to limit ballot access are all symptoms of a democracy that’s backsliding fast.
What’s at Stake?
If the U.S. keeps trending in this direction, basic freedoms—like the ability to voice your opinion, challenge authority, or even vote—could become privileges instead of rights. Young people, activists, and minority communities will be the first to feel the impact, but make no mistake: this affects everyone who believes in a fair and free society.
The Bigger Picture
This is not just about one bad policy or one election cycle—it’s about a systematic shift toward authoritarianism. Through executive orders, Trump has sought to consolidate power in the executive branch, making it easier for him and his allies to monitor and control departments and agencies to ensure they are only carrying out Trump’s agenda. The more people accept restrictions on speech, protests, and voting, the easier it becomes for those in power to tighten their grip. This is how democracies die: not with a single dramatic event, but through a slow erosion of rights, one law at a time.
What Can You Do?
Stay Informed – Know what’s happening at the state and federal levels.
Speak Up – The more people push back, the harder it is for leaders to silence dissent.
Vote Like Democracy Depends on It – Because, frankly, it does.
The U.S. has long claimed to be a beacon of democracy. But that light is fading—and unless we fight for our rights, it could go out completely.
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seospicybin · 4 months ago
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COCKY.
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CHAPTER I
Bangchan x reader. (s,f)
Synopsis: As a researcher developing a specialized condom in extra large sizes, you never expected the company’s product manager, Chris, to volunteer as a test subject—let alone for things to get this complicated. Balancing professionalism with undeniable chemistry, you must navigate a partnership that’s strictly business… or so you keep telling yourself. (23,6k words)
Author's note: One order of extra large Chris is here. Hope you enjoy it and pls share what your thoughts on it after ♡
Working at a company that specializes in sexual health products isn’t exactly dinner table conversation, but it’s your job—and you take it seriously. As one of the lead researchers in product development, you’ve spent months working on a specialized condom for individuals with extra-large sizes. And now, it’s time to pitch it to the board.
You take a deep breath, tugging at the hem of your blazer before stepping into the conference room. A long, intimidating table stretches before you, lined with executives who look way too serious for a meeting about condoms. Behind you, the screen glows with the first slide of your presentation, the product name in bold letters.
"Good morning, everyone," you begin, keeping your voice as steady as possible. "Today, I'll be walking you through my research on a new condom designed specifically for those who find standard sizing... insufficient."
A few executives glance at each other. Some raise their brows, others nod with mild interest. You press on, clicking to the next slide. Graphs, charts, and anatomical studies fill the screen as you explain the glaring gap in the market and why this product is necessary.
"Our research shows a real demand for this," you continue. "Current options on the market are often too restrictive, uncomfortable, or prone to breakage. This design addresses those concerns by enhancing durability while maintaining a natural feel."
You move through the slides with confidence, breaking down the materials, elasticity testing, and the competition. But as you reach the last slide, you sense the shift in the room. Mr. Kim, the head of the board, leans forward, fingers steepled together.
"Your research is solid," he says. "The product has potential. But before we approve production, we need real-world testing."
You pause. "Of course. We're already in the process of recruiting participants—"
"Expedite it," another executive interrupts. "We need actual user data before we move forward. Bring us results, then we’ll talk."
You nod, maintaining a professional expression, but frustration bubbles beneath the surface. Finding participants for something this specific isn’t exactly a quick task. But without those test results, your project is stuck in limbo.
As the meeting wraps up and the executives file out, you exhale, already running through possible recruitment strategies in your head.
What you don’t realize is that one of your participants might already be in the room—watching you with quiet interest.
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Back in your lab, you slump into your chair with a sigh, letting your head fall back against the headrest. The sterile, fluorescent lights hum softly above you, a stark contrast to the high-stakes tension of the conference room. You kick off your heels, rolling your chair toward your desk just as the door swings open.
"So? How'd it go?" your friend and co-worker, Jane, saunters in, her lab coat barely hanging onto her shoulders.
"Ugh." You rub your temples. "It went as expected. They love the concept, but they won’t approve production unless I bring them real-world test results. And fast."
Jane lets out a low whistle as she strolls over to the shelves lined with various prototype models and sample products. Without hesitation, she picks up one of the dildos—one of the many you use for testing elasticity and fit—and spins it in her hand like a baton. "So basically, you need to find guys with huge dicks willing to help out?"
You groan, burying your face in your hands. "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous. But yes. And I haven’t found a single participant yet. Screening takes time, and I don’t have much of it."
Jane smirks, tapping the tip of the dildo against her palm. "Maybe you should try a more direct approach. Put up a ‘Now Hiring: Well-Endowed Men’ sign in the break room."
You shoot her a deadpan look. "Oh sure, that’ll go over great with HR."
She laughs, setting the dildo back with the others. "I’m just saying, desperate times call for desperate measures. You’re working against the clock, and if you don’t find someone soon, all that research goes to waste."
You exhale, staring at the mess of paperwork and sample prototypes on your desk. You know she’s right. You need a participant—fast.
Jane heads for the door but pauses before leaving, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Hey, maybe you should start looking for participants here in the office. You never know who might be hiding a big secret."
She winks before disappearing down the hallway, leaving you groaning into your hands.
What you don’t know is that the solution to your problem is much closer than you think.
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Lunch break couldn’t have come at a better time. You needed to step away from your desk, from the research, from the stress of finding participants. But Jane’s words from earlier linger in your head, much to your dismay.
Because now, as you sit in the company cafeteria, sipping on your drink, you catch yourself doing something utterly mortifying—unintentionally observing every single man who walks by. Or, more specifically, their crotches.
You aren’t trying to. Really. But Jane had planted the thought, and now, your brain has decided to betray you. Your eyes flicker over a group of IT specialists at the salad bar. Then to the finance associate adjusting his belt. Then to one of the marketing interns stretching in line for coffee. You don’t even realize you’re doing it until Jane elbows you with a wicked grin.
"Oh my God, you’re actually doing it," she laughs, nearly choking on her sandwich.
Your face heats instantly. "I’m not! I mean—not intentionally. I was just—oh, shut up. Let’s go."
Jane, still giggling, follows you out of the cafeteria, coffee cups in hand. She chatters about some office gossip as you make your way back to your lab, but you barely register her words. You just need to get back to work and shake this subconscious habit before you embarrass yourself further. But the moment you step into the lab, all coherent thought screeches to a halt.
Because standing in the middle of your workspace, examining a row of sample products with a curious yet unreadable expression, is Chris.
His fingers hover over one of the prototype models, but when he notices you, he straightens and offers a polite smile. "Good afternoon," he greets. "I came to speak with you."
Jane arches a brow, glances between the two of you, then smirks. "I’ll leave you to it," she says before slipping out, leaving you alone with Chris.
You turn back to him, slightly puzzled. "How can I assist you?"
He hesitates for a moment before nodding toward your desk. "I would like a more detailed explanation regarding your product—its functionality and how far in development are you."
You blink, pleasantly surprised by his interest. "Of course." You proceed to outline the design, materials, and the challenges in securing participants.
Chris listens attentively, though his expression remains unreadable. He appears to be weighing something in his mind but ultimately checks the time and exhales. "I have a meeting to attend, but could you come by my office later? Around four?"
You nod, though curiosity lingers. "Certainly. May I ask what this pertains to?"
He offers a small smile. "We’ll discuss it then."
And with that, he heads out, leaving you wondering what exactly he has in mind.
-
Chris Bang is a name everyone in the company knows. As a product manager, he’s known for his reliability, innovative ideas, and ability to bring projects to life. He’s respected, well-liked, and a natural leader. A social butterfly who effortlessly navigates through the office, friendly to everyone he meets.
You, on the other hand, have only ever interacted with him in passing—polite nods, brief greetings when you cross paths in the hallway. So when you receive an invitation to meet him in his office, you can’t help but wonder why he suddenly wants to talk to you.
A few minutes before four, you find yourself lingering outside Chris’s office, nervously shifting on your feet. You check your watch, heart thumping. A little after four, Chris finally appears, offering an apologetic smile.
"My apologies for the delay," he says. "Please, come in."
You follow him inside, settling into the chair across from his desk as he takes his seat. He folds his hands on the desk, studying you for a moment before speaking. "Thank you for coming. I wanted to discuss something regarding your research."
You nod, trying to keep your curiosity at bay. "Of course. How can I assist you?"
Chris watches you carefully, his expression unreadable as he leans forward, resting his forearms on the desk. The slight shift in his posture draws your attention—just enough to make you hyper-aware of the space between you.
“What specific criteria are you looking for in a participant for your product test?” His voice is even, measured, but there’s something in the way he asks that makes your breath hitch for just a second.
You clear your throat, straightening in your seat. “The main requirement is that participants need to have a genital size above average.”
His lips quirk up slightly, though his expression remains composed. “And what qualifies as above average?”
You’re certain he already knows the answer, but you respond anyway, keeping your tone professional. “Anything more than 5.5 inches when fully erect is considered above average.”
A beat of silence stretches between you. Chris doesn’t say anything immediately, just sits there, tapping a finger lightly against the desk, his gaze flickering over you in a way that makes the air feel heavier.
Then, finally, he exhales, tilting his head slightly. “I may have a solution to your participant problem,” he says, his voice lower now. “I would like to volunteer.”
Your brain short-circuits for a second. “You… what?”
“I want to be a participant.”
You blink, your mouth opening slightly before snapping shut. Your grip on your pen tightens as you try to process what he just said.
He nods. "I see potential in your product, and I believe in its success. More importantly, I want to contribute to the company’s innovation."
You stare at him, still trying to wrap your head around it. "How exactly are you going to be a participant?"
Chris leans back slightly. "I ask that my involvement remains anonymous."
Your throat feels dry as you nod. "Alright. But how are we going to conduct the test if you want to remain anonymous?"
He watches you carefully before answering. "We can arrange to do it outside of the office, in secret."
Without another word, Chris pushes himself up from his chair and moves around the desk. He stops right in front of you, leaning against the edge of his desk, arms crossing over his chest as he watches you, waiting. And that’s when it happens.
For the first time, you really look at him—not just as a well-respected product manager but as a man. The sharp cut of his jaw, the slight crease between his brows, the way his fitted white dress shirt does absolutely nothing to hide the definition underneath. How had you never noticed before?
Your eyes trail lower before you can stop yourself, a fleeting glance—until you realize exactly where you’re looking. The bulge against his dark slacks.
Heat floods your face as you snap your gaze back up, praying he didn’t catch that momentary lapse in professionalism.
Chris doesn’t comment on it, but there’s something almost amused in the way he tilts his head. He extends a hand toward you, expectant.
“So? Do you agree to this arrangement?” he prompts.
“Yes,” you regret for answering too quickly, making you sound way too eager. When in fact, you're just glad to finally solve the problem but also, yeah, okay, you can’t lie, you're a bit curious about something, about Chris.
Your fingers wrap around his, and as you shake hands, you feel it. The shift. The undercurrent of something you can’t quite name just yet.
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The next day, work starts as usual. You and Jane are in your lab, reviewing reports and planning your next steps. This time, she’s not interrogating you about Chris—at least, not yet. Instead, she’s too busy grumbling about her own research troubles.
“I swear, if I have to go through one more round of reformulations, I’m going to lose my mind,” she complains, tapping her pen against the table. “And to make matters worse, the participant who had the reaction was the best one in the trial. Great responses, perfect for data analysis, and now she’s out.” She rubs her forehead. “I need to find a replacement ASAP, or the timeline’s screwed.”
Hearing that, you can’t help but think about your own situation. At least Jane had a participant—even if it went south. Meanwhile, you were stuck—until yesterday.
Your thoughts drift back to Chris. To the conversation in his office. To the way he leaned against his desk, arms crossed, waiting for you to respond to his offer. To the handshake that sealed the agreement, his grip firm and unwavering.
To the fact that you somehow, in the middle of all that, had managed to glance down—
Nope. Not going there.
“Hey!” Jane’s voice snaps you out of it. You blink at her.
“What’s with that face?” she asks, squinting at you suspiciously.
“What face?”
“The one that says you were just thinking about something you don’t want to admit.”
Damn it. You shake your head quickly. “Nothing. Just work.”
Jane narrows her eyes. Then, suddenly, her gaze flicks past you—to the glass window overlooking the lab.
“Oh,” she whispers. “Oh.”
Your stomach drops. You don’t even have to look to know what—or rather, who—she’s seeing. Still, against your better judgment, you glance up.
There he is. Chris is standing outside, observing another team of researchers working on their project. His hands are in his pockets, head tilted slightly as he listens to someone explaining something.
Jane lets out a low whistle. “Well, hello, product manager Bang.”
You close your eyes briefly. “Jane. No.”
Jane ignores you. “You know, I never really paid attention before, but now that I’m looking at him properly… Damn. You’ve been sitting on gold this whole time, and you didn’t even realize it.”
“I am not sitting on anything,” you hiss, horrified.
Jane grins, enjoying this far too much. “Not yet.”
You gape at her. “Stop.”
But your attention betrays you because the longer Chris stands there, the harder it is to ignore the way he looks. The rolled-up sleeves. The way his dress shirt fits just right. The way he listens so intently, brows furrowed in concentration.
Jane leans in, voice barely above a whisper. “You have to wonder, though… With a body like that, what else do you think he’s got going on under there?”
You suck in a breath, scandalized. “Jane.”
She smirks. “I mean, you would know better than me now, wouldn’t you?”
You nearly choke on air. “I—excuse me?”
Jane just winks. “Just saying. You’re in charge of a very… specific study. And he’s very… qualified.”
You don’t even get the chance to respond because, at that exact moment, Chris shifts—and his gaze lands directly on you. Your heart stops. For a second, neither of you moves.
Then, as if sensing the sheer panic flooding your system, Jane casually takes a step back and hums. “Welp, have fun processing that. I’ll let you get back to work.”
And with that, she strolls away, leaving you to deal with the mess she just made in your brain. The worst part? You’re not sure you’ll ever be able to look at Chris the same way again.
Especially when, minutes later, Chris finishes his observation and starts walking past your lab.
Your body tenses as he nears the doorway, but when he glances in and sees you, his expression remains calm—pleasant, even.
“Good morning,” he says, voice as smooth as ever.
“Good morning,” you manage to reply, keeping your tone neutral.
He offers a brief nod before continuing down the hall, leaving you exhaling a breath you hadn’t realized you were holding.
But just as you think the encounter is over, your phone buzzes. You glance down, unlocking it. A new message. From Chris.
Meet me tonight. Hotel Mira. 8 PM.
There’s no explanation. No context. Just the time. The place. And the undeniable fact that your life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
-
The sun is beginning to set, casting a dim orange glow through the windows. Most of the other researchers have already packed up and left, giving you just the moment of solitude you need.
With one last glance around, you reach for the shelf where your prototype samples are stored. Your fingers hover for a second before you carefully pick up a small box of the condoms—the very ones you’re supposed to be testing.
You hesitate only for a moment before swiftly slipping the box into your bag, ensuring it's hidden beneath your notebook and other miscellaneous items. Your pulse quickens. It’s not like you’re doing something wrong, but if Jane sees…
Yeah. You’d have a lot of explaining to do. You zip up your bag, moving as casually as possible, just in case—
“Hey.”
You nearly jump out of your skin. Snapping your head up, you see Jane standing in the doorway, arms crossed, one brow raised.
Your heart pounds as you quickly compose yourself, forcing your shoulders to relax. “Jesus, Jane. Don’t sneak up on people like that.”
She shrugs, stepping into the lab. “Didn’t know I had to make an announcement before entering.” She leans lazily against the doorframe, completely unaware of the miniature panic attack she just induced. “Anyway, my car’s still in the shop. Can you give me a ride to the station?”
You blink, still recovering. “The station?”
“Yeah. You know, where trains exist.” She gives you a look. “It’s in the same direction as your place, isn’t it?”
Your fingers tighten around your bag strap. The station. Which just so happens to be on the way to Hotel Mira.
You nod, keeping your voice neutral. “Yeah, sure.”
“Great. Let me grab my stuff, and we can head out.”
Jane disappears for a moment, giving you time to let out a slow breath. That was way too close.
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The drive to the hotel feels longer than it should, your mind running in circles despite the fact that this is nothing more than a professional meeting. A business matter. An agreement you both shook hands on.
And yet, as you pull into the parking lot and step out of your car, there’s an uneasy flutter in your stomach that you can’t quite suppress.
Inside, the hotel lobby is polished and pristine, dimly lit with a warm, intimate glow. You walk past the front desk without sparing a glance, heading straight toward the restrooms.
Once inside, you take a moment to steady yourself. You set your bag down, gripping the edge of the sink as you look at your reflection. Your face betrays you. You don’t look like someone heading into a purely professional meeting. You look… nervous. Almost like—
No. You shake your head, breaking the thought before it can go any further. With a quick breath, you smooth out the creases in your shirt, adjust your hair, and dab a cool drop of water against the back of your neck. You look fine. Presentable. Professional.
And then, without giving yourself any more time to overthink, you grab your bag and leave the restroom.
The elevator ride is quiet, save for the low hum of the machinery as you ascend. The numbers above the doors blink steadily—six, seven, eight—each one making your pulse tick higher. By the time you reach the tenth floor, your grip on your bag is tight.
Room 1003.
You walk down the hallway, the carpet swallowing the sound of your footsteps. The walls are lined with identical doors, each one leading to a private, undisclosed space. Your destination is at the end of the hall.
You stop in front of it. For a moment, you just stand there. The number on the door gleams under the soft glow of the overhead light. 1003. The right room. The right place.
Then, shifting your bag in front of you, you lift a hand—
And knock. A pause. Silence. Then, the sound of movement from the other side. A slow, deliberate click of the lock and then the door begins to open.
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The door clicks open, and you swear your heart stumbles over itself. Chris stands before you, his usual professional image softened by the undone top buttons of his shirt and the sleeves casually rolled up to his elbows. He looks relaxed—too relaxed. And that only makes your nerves spike even more.
“Come in,” he says, stepping aside.
You force yourself to move, slipping past him and into the room. It’s a standard hotel suite, sleek and modern, but your attention flickers to the small bar cart near the TV. Chris follows your gaze.
“Would you like a drink?” he asks, walking toward it without waiting for an answer.
You shake your head, gripping your bag a little tighter. “I’m good. I’d rather get started with the test.”
Chris chuckles, glancing at you over his shoulder. “You’re all business, huh?” He picks up a bottle of whiskey, pouring himself a small amount before holding up another glass. “Come on, just one drink. We’re going to be working closely together. Shouldn’t we at least loosen up a little?”
You hesitate, knowing this isn’t what you came here for. But the way he’s looking at you—warm, patient, but with an undeniable sense of control—makes you cave just a little. You sigh, finally moving toward the sofa. “Fine. Just one drink.”
Chris smiles, a pleased glint in his eyes as he pours your drink. You watch him quietly, noticing how different he seems outside the office. The polished product manager is still there, but here, in this dimly lit hotel room, he seems more at ease, more himself. He hands you the glass, his fingers grazing yours for the briefest second. You swallow before raising it slightly.
“To… professional courtesy?” you say, trying to keep this neutral.
Chris chuckles again, lifting his own glass. “To a successful product test.”
You clink glasses and take a sip, the burn of the alcohol trailing down your throat. You’re not sure if it’s the drink or something else entirely, but suddenly, you feel a little hot.
You set your glass down on the table after a single sip, straightening in your seat as you slip back into work mode. Clearing your throat, you open your bag and take out your notebook. “Alright. Before we begin, I need to outline the process.”
Chris raises an amused brow, swirling the liquid in his glass. “Go on.”
You nod, focusing on your notes. “The test requires me to take measurements—both in a flaccid and an erect state. This includes length, girth, and width to ensure the condom’s fit and elasticity.”
You glance up, expecting him to react professionally. Instead, Chris chuckles under his breath, shaking his head. You frown. “What?”
He smirks, taking a slow sip of his drink before meeting your eyes. “You’re so serious about this.”
Your lips part slightly, caught off guard by the comment. “Well… it is a serious matter. This is research.”
Chris hums as if considering your words. Then, with a teasing lilt, he tilts his head. “Or are you just impatient to see me naked?”
Your body locks up. “What—? No! That’s not—”
But Chris only chuckles, leaning back against the sofa, clearly enjoying your reaction. “Relax. I’m just messing with you.”
You exhale sharply, feeling warmth creep up your neck. Without thinking, you grab your glass and take another sip, hoping the drink will calm the sudden fluster in your system.
Chris watches you with a knowing glint in his eyes, then lifts his own glass. “Alright. Once we finish these, we’ll start.”
You nod, trying not to overthink how nonchalant he is about all of this while you’re barely holding it together. This is just research. Just a product test. You tell yourself.
A few more sips and the glasses are emptied, the clink of crystal against the table sounding much louder in the quiet room.
Chris exhales, setting his drink down with ease before rising to his feet. Without thinking, you follow suit, standing just as he does—an instinctive reaction, though you’re not sure why.
The two of you find yourselves facing each other, the space between you charged with something unspoken. His gaze holds yours, steady and unreadable, and you realize you’re gripping the edge of your notebook a little too tightly.
The silence stretches just long enough to make your pulse tick faster. Then, Chris breaks it with a low, amused murmur. “So… should we get started?”
His voice is smooth, casual, but the weight of the moment makes it feel heavier than it should.
You swallow, forcing a nod. “Y-Yes. We should.”
But your feet stay rooted in place and Chris notices. The corner of his mouth twitches—something between a smirk and a knowing smile. He tilts his head slightly, eyes never leaving yours.
For a moment, you wonder if he’s waiting for you to make the next move. Or if he’s simply enjoying watching you hesitate. Either way, you need to snap out of it.
Clearing your throat, you tighten your grip on your notes and take a steadying breath. “Let’s begin.”
Chris hums in agreement, but there’s something unreadable in his gaze as he finally moves. And suddenly, it feels as if the real test is not just the one you came here for—but something else entirely.
He moves first, unbuttoning the remaining buttons of his shirt with practiced ease. The fabric slips from his shoulders, revealing toned muscles beneath—broad chest, defined abs, and a confidence that makes the entire act seem effortless.
You keep your expression neutral, or at least you try to. “This is strictly professional,” you remind yourself silently.
Chris glances at you, catching the way your gaze flickers before you quickly refocus on your notes. “Do you need me to undress completely?” he asks, his tone smooth, almost teasing.
You press your lips together before answering. “For accurate measurement, I need access to the necessary area. So… yes.”
He chuckles, a deep, warm sound. “Straight to the point.”
You don’t respond, instead focusing on preparing the measuring tape and recording sheet. Anything to keep yourself occupied while he finishes undressing.
A moment later, you hear the rustle of fabric, the sound of a belt unfastening, the subtle shift of movement. You don’t look up until Chris speaks again.
“I’m ready when you are.”
When you finally lift your gaze, your breath catches for a fraction of a second. You do your best to maintain your professionalism—but the moment you see it, all thoughts momentarily leave your head.
Chris stands before you, bare from the waist down, his body relaxed yet radiating a quiet confidence. He doesn’t shy away, doesn’t fidget—he simply waits, watching for your reaction.
You knew he had to be on the larger side to even qualify for the study, but seeing it in person is something else entirely. Bigger than you expected. Definitely bigger than you imagined.
You barely catch yourself before audibly reacting, but your throat betrays you as you swallow air, a reflex you hope he doesn’t notice.
Chris, of course, notices everything. A slow smirk tugs at his lips. “Something wrong?”
You snap out of it, quickly shaking your head as you reach for your measuring tape, trying to ignore the sudden warmth creeping up your neck. “No, nothing at all. Let’s just get this done.”
Chris chuckles, but thankfully doesn’t press further. For now. You quickly move to retrieve a pair of latex gloves from your bag, slipping them on with practiced precision.
Chris raises an amused eyebrow. “You really came prepared, huh?”
You shoot him a pointed look. “Of course. This is an official product test.”
His lips twitch in amusement as he peeks into your open bag, catching a glimpse of all the testing materials. “What else do you have in there? A microscope? A lie detector?”
You ignore his teasing and pull out the measuring tape, standing straighter to compose yourself. “Alright. Let’s begin with the flaccid measurement.”
Chris doesn’t move, doesn’t make it easier for you. Instead, he watches—patient, unreadable—as you kneel slightly, positioning the measuring tape against him.
Your fingers brush against his skin through the latex, and you swear you feel the slightest twitch beneath your touch. You pretend not to notice. But Chris does.
And as the test continues, you realize that maintaining professionalism might be the hardest part of all.
You keep your focus steady, guiding the measuring tape along the length of Chris’s flaccid state. Your gloved fingers work efficiently, noting the exact numbers as you move on to measure his girth, wrapping the tape around the thickest part before finally noting the width calculation.
Chris watches you work, amusement flickering in his eyes. “How do you measure width, exactly?”
You don’t hesitate as you jot down the numbers. “You divide the girth by 3.14.”
Chris lets out a short laugh. “Huh. I used to think I wouldn’t need math in real life.”
You smirk, a little too focused on your notes when you reply, “Well, here’s a practical use of Pi for you.”
His chuckle is warm, and you don’t notice how his eyes linger on you as you make quick calculations in your notebook.
Once you’re done, you lift your head, meeting his gaze. “Alright, now I need to measure—” You stop mid-sentence as realization sets in. His fully erect size.
The complications of that request hit you all at once. Chris raises an eyebrow, clearly catching your hesitation. And for the first time, you’re at a complete loss for words.
You clear your throat, willing yourself to sound casual. “I need to take your measurements when you’re fully erect.”
Chris tilts his head slightly, studying you with quiet amusement. “And do you have any idea how to get me there?”
You keep your expression neutral. “You can look at pornographic images or watch an adult film. That should help.”
At that, Chris grins, a small chuckle escaping him. He shakes his head, clearly entertained by your clinical suggestion. “That’s one way,” he muses. “But I have a better idea.”
You don’t like the way his eyes darken ever so slightly, the playful glint in them laced with something else. You try to stay calm, but your fingers tighten around your measuring tape. “And… what’s that?”
He stalls, watching you carefully before answering. “You can help me with it.”
Chris must notice your reaction because he quickly adds, “I won’t touch you unless you give me permission.” His voice is smooth, patient, almost reassuring—but his gaze stays locked onto yours, watching your every move.
You know he’s waiting for a response but all you can think about is the weight of his words. And the heat in the way he’s looking at you. You take a steadying breath before nodding. “Okay.”
Chris’s eyes flicker with something unreadable before he speaks again, his voice firm yet gentle. “If anything makes you uncomfortable, tell me to stop.”
You nod again, not trusting your voice. He takes that as his cue, stepping closer. You hold your ground, determined to remain professional, but the moment he stops in front of you—so close that your bodies are only inches apart—you feel the heat radiating from him. And then, when you think this is where he’ll stop, he takes another step forward.
Your pulse quickens as the space between you disappears. He doesn’t touch you—not yet—but his presence alone is overwhelming. He tilts his head slightly, his mouth hovering near your neck, close enough that you can feel the warmth of his breath against your skin.
Chris stays there, simply breathing you in, dragging out the tension until your mind starts to blur. Then, in a low, hushed voice, he asks, “Can I hold you?”
You look at him, startled by the rawness of his request. His gaze meets yours, unwavering, intense. “I just need to hold you,” he murmurs, his voice barely above a whisper.
Something about the way he says it—like he’s asking for permission but also making a promise—makes you nod before you can second-guess yourself.
Chris doesn’t waste time. He closes the remaining distance, his arms slipping around your waist, drawing you fully against him. The contact is intoxicating. His body is warm and solid, firm in all the right places, and you feel every inch of it pressing against you.
His breath is hot against your skin as he buries his head in the crook of your neck. The tip of his nose brushes against you, and then, slowly, his mouth follows, dragging lightly across your skin.
“You smell good,” he whispers, his voice deep, laced with something that sends shivers down your spine.
You could say the same about him. His cologne, a mix of something woodsy and subtly sweet, blends with his natural scent in a way that makes your head spin.
He’s not even doing anything—his hands remain on the small of your back, respectful, unmoving—yet the moment feels unbearably intimate. Dangerously intimate. And the worst part? It feels good. Too good.
Chris lets out a soft, teasing hum. “You know, I don’t bite.” His voice is low, velvety. “You can put your hands on me if you want.”
You scoff, rolling your eyes even as you keep your hands hovering near his shoulders. “I don’t want to.”
He chuckles, a knowing sound. “Mmm. Sure.”
And yet, as if magnetized, your hands eventually land on him. First, just your fingertips brushing against the fabric of his shirt, then your palms pressing gently against his broad shoulders. He’s solid beneath your touch, his warmth seeping through his shirt and into your skin.
Chris stays buried in your neck, breathing you in, his chest rising and falling against yours. Then, just as your heartbeat starts to slow, he leans in further, pressing his mouth to your ear.
His next words are a whisper. “Even if I did bite…” He pauses, his voice dipping lower, his lips brushing the shell of your ear. “I think you’d like it.”
You keep your head turned away, refusing to acknowledge the way his voice alone sends heat curling through your stomach.
Chris chuckles, the sound deep and rich, vibrating against your skin. You’re not sure if it’s the heat of his body or your own rising temperature, but you feel warm all over. Your first instinct is to get a space so you can cool down.
Sensing you about to pull away, he tightens his arms around your waist, keeping you close. He lifts his head just slightly, his face now barely an inch from yours. His eyes are dark, lidded, fixed on you. “Just five more minutes,” he murmurs, almost pleading.
Your breath catches. “Five minutes,” you warn.
Chris smirks before dropping his head back against your neck, exhaling deeply as if settling in. This time, he draws you even closer, molding your body against his. His fingers press lightly into your lower back, holding you there as he murmurs, “I like the way you feel against me.”
You don’t respond. You can’t. Then, his head tilts slightly, his lips grazing the column of your throat as he speaks again. “So soft,” he whispers. “So warm.”
You feel his head shift, his mouth now pressing against the curve of your jaw. His voice is barely a breath. “I was right,” he murmurs almost to himself. “Your body fits me just right.”
Your eyes meet his, and for a long second, neither of you moves. His gaze flickers down—to your lips. Your breath hitches, and he looks back into your eyes again. Slowly, deliberately, he leans in.
And without thinking, you close your eyes. Your instincts pulling you deeper into the moment but your body refuses to cooperate. You shift slightly on your feet and that’s when you feel it. Something firm presses against your thigh. Your eyes snap open.
Reflexively, you break away from his hold, your hands flying up as you step back. Your gaze darts downward before you can stop yourself. And there it is. His erection. Hard, prominent, taunting you with its size.
Your eyes widen, and the moment you realize you’ve been staring, you jerk your head away, heat burning up your face.
Chris exhales, his tongue swiping over his lower lip as he watches you, amusement flickering in his gaze.
You clear your throat, voice pitched slightly higher than usual. “It’s time for the measurements.”
For a split second, Chris looks almost… disappointed. But then he lets out a soft chuckle, shaking his head as he glances down at himself.
“Well,” he muses, smirking. “Guess I’m ready.”
You take a steadying breath, willing yourself to focus as you retrieve your measuring tape. Slipping back into professionalism, you kneel slightly to get a better angle, careful not to react to the sheer size of what you're working with.
Chris watches you with a smirk, his arms resting loosely at his sides. As you wrap the tape around him, he hums. “Are you always this serious?”
You glance up at him, momentarily thrown by the question. His eyes are amused, but there’s something else there—something unreadable.
“I’m working,” you say simply, jotting down the measurement in your notebook.
Chris tilts his head, watching you intently. “Still. You didn’t even flinch.” His smirk widens. “I’m kind of impressed.”
You roll your eyes, shifting to take the next measurement. “You’re not the first participant I’ve worked with.”
He chuckles at that, his voice dropping slightly. “Somehow, that doesn’t make me feel any better.”
Chris lets out a deep chuckle, shifting slightly under your touch. “So, you’re saying you do this often?” His voice is laced with playful curiosity.
You don’t look up, keeping your focus on writing down the numbers. “It’s my job.”
He hums. “Right. Your job.” There’s a pause, then a teasing edge creeps into his tone. “Do all your test subjects get this kind of personal attention?”
You snap your head up, eyes narrowing at the smirk tugging at his lips. “I’m just being thorough.”
Chris bites back a grin, looking entirely too entertained by your reaction. “Thorough, huh? Should I be flattered?”
You scoff, rolling your eyes as you reach for your measuring tape again. “You should be cooperative.”
“Oh, I am,” he says smoothly. “But I have to admit, it’s kind of nice seeing you flustered.”
You pause for half a second—just enough for him to catch it—before quickly resuming your work. “I’m not flustered,” you mutter.
Chris chuckles again, low and knowing. “Right.” He shifts his weight slightly, and your fingers brush against his skin, making you tense. “You sure you don’t need to double-check any of those numbers? You know… just to be extra thorough?”
You shoot him a glare, but he just grins down at you, completely unbothered. You reach into your bag, pulling out one of the prototype condom packs. You hold it out to him, keeping your expression neutral. “Here. Try it on so I can check the fit.”
Chris takes the pack from your hand but doesn’t move to open it. Instead, he watches you with an amused glint in his eyes. “You know…” He tears the wrapper slowly, his fingers deliberately smooth over the material. “Since you’re the expert, shouldn’t you be the one putting it on?”
Your breath catches, and you quickly shake your head, keeping your voice steady. “I think you can manage.”
Chris lets out a low chuckle, tilting his head slightly. “Oh, I can. But wouldn’t it be more accurate if you did it? I mean, this is all in the name of research, right?” His tone is teasing, but there’s a challenge in his gaze, waiting to see how you’ll react.
You cross your arms. “Are you serious right now?”
He grins. “Completely.”
You exhale sharply, ignoring the heat creeping up your neck. “You’re perfectly capable of doing it yourself.”
Chris sighs dramatically, shaking his head. “Fine, fine.” He slides the condom out of the wrapper, still smirking. “But I have a feeling you’d do a much better job.”
You roll your eyes, refusing to give him the satisfaction of a reaction. “Just put it on, please?”
He chuckles again, finally following your instruction. But the way he keeps looking at you—as if he’s enjoying every second of your flustered state—tells you this won’t be the last time he teases you like this.
You take a step closer, eyes focused as you observe how the condom fits around him. Your fingers hover near, but you refrain from touching, keeping your professionalism intact.
“How does it feel?” you ask, glancing up at him.
Chris exhales slowly, rolling his hips slightly as if adjusting to the fit. “Honestly?” He looks down at himself. “It’s a little too tight.”
You immediately jot that down in your notebook. “Too tight…” you murmur, pen scratching against the paper.
“And I think it’s too short for my length,” he adds, pulling at the base slightly as if to emphasize his point.
Your eyes widen slightly before you catch yourself. You write it down quickly, nodding. “Alright, noted.”
Chris tilts his head, watching you with interest. “Are you sure you brought the right size?”
You don’t even look up as you answer, still focused on your notes. “Yes, these prototypes are all specifically made for extra-large sizes.”
Without thinking, you blurt out, “It’s your penis that’s too big.”
The moment the words leave your mouth, you freeze.
Chris blinks. Then, slowly, a smirk curls on his lips. “Oh?” He leans in slightly, his voice dropping into something more amused—almost smug. “So you’re saying I’m too big?”
You clutch your notebook a little tighter, willing yourself to keep your composure. “Scientifically speaking,” you emphasize, clearing your throat, “it exceeds the parameters we accounted for in development.”
Chris chuckles, shaking his head. “Sure, let’s call it that.”
You take a step back, regaining your composure as you focus on the real reason you're here. Flipping to a fresh page in your notebook, you clear your throat. "How does the material feel?" you ask, keeping your tone professional.
He glances down at himself, rolling his hips slightly as if assessing the sensation. He hums, thoughtful. "It’s… okay. Smooth, but a little tighter than I’d like. It doesn’t feel uncomfortable, just a bit restrictive."
You jot that down quickly. "Restrictive how? Like it’s compressing too much or just not flexible enough?"
Chris watches you with a smirk. "Look at you, so serious about this."
You shoot him a pointed look. "Just answer the question. Please."
He chuckles, but obliges. "I’d say both. The stretch is good, but it’s still a little snug, especially at the base. If I were to wear this for a long time, it might get uncomfortable."
You nod, scribbling notes. "Noted. What about sensitivity? Can you still feel everything, or does it dull the sensation?"
Chris leans in slightly, and you catch the glint in his eye before he speaks. "I can definitely still feel things. Though, if you really want an accurate answer, I’d have to—"
"Don't even finish that sentence," you interrupt, already knowing where he’s going with it.
Chris bursts out laughing, hands raised in surrender. "Alright, alright. Just saying, full functionality testing might be necessary."
You shake your head, exhaling sharply. "Noted," you say dryly, though you don’t actually write that one down.
Chris watches you with amusement before tilting his head. "So, what now?"
You glance at him—more specifically, at his still-erect situation—and then back at your notes. "We’ll discuss material modifications later." You pause, shifting on your feet. "But first… you should take that off."
Chris’s grin returns, playful and teasing. "You might want to turn around for this."
Rolling your eyes, you turn away just as you hear him peel the condom off while you put everything back into your bag.
A moment later, Chris has already discarded the condom and pulled his slacks back on, though his shirt remains unbuttoned at the top, his sleeves still rolled up. He leans against the desk, arms crossed, watching you with that ever-present smirk.
"So," he says, drawing out the word. "What’s the verdict, Doc?"
You ignore his teasing tone and glance down at your notes. "The material needs improvement—more elasticity without sacrificing durability. The length also needs to be adjusted for better coverage. And the base should have a slightly looser fit to prevent discomfort over time."
Chris nods along, but you can tell he’s only half-listening. "So, in short, you need to make a custom size just for me."
You look up at him, unimpressed. "You're not the only man with this issue."
He grins. "No, but I bet I’m the first one to have you personally taking notes on it."
Your mouth opens, then closes. He’s not wrong, but you refuse to let him have the satisfaction of seeing you flustered. "I appreciate your participation in this test. It was helpful."
Chris’s grin softens into something more genuine. "I’m glad. I mean it. I know this is important to you."
The sincerity catches you off guard. You hesitate, then nod. "It is."
A beat of silence stretches between you, the air oddly charged. Then Chris claps his hands together. "Well, I’d say that wraps up our very professional, totally scientific evening."
You huff a small laugh despite yourself. "Sure."
Chris pushes off the desk and steps closer, his voice lowering. "And I’m assuming this stays between us?"
You meet his gaze. "Obviously."
"Good," he murmurs, his eyes flicking down to your lips for half a second before he steps back.
As you gather your things, Chris watches you with a lazy smirk, his hands casually tucked into his pockets. Just as you reach for the doorknob, he speaks up.
"You sure you don’t want another drink before you go?" His voice is smooth, almost coaxing. "I still have some left."
You glance back at him, shaking your head. "No, thanks. I have work tomorrow."
Chris tilts his head, amusement flickering in his eyes. "So do I."
"Exactly my point," you say, giving him a pointed look.
He chuckles, then raises his hands in surrender. "Alright. No more drinks. Just thought I’d offer."
You nod, gripping the strap of your bag. "I appreciate it."
Chris takes a slow step closer, his smirk softening into something unreadable. "Well then," he murmurs, "I guess I’ll see you at work."
You clear your throat, clutching your bag. "Yeah. See you."
And with that, you turn and walk out of the hotel room, acutely aware of his eyes on you the entire way.
-
The next morning, you arrive at the lab early, hoping to get a head start on your request for adjustments to the condom's materials and dimensions. You’re deep in thought, typing notes on your computer when Jane suddenly appears beside you, peering at your screen.
Her eyes narrow. "What’s this?"
You nearly jump out of your seat. "Jesus, Jane! Stop sneaking up on me like that!"
Jane ignores your reaction, leaning in closer to read. Her eyebrows lift as she scans the document. "Wait a minute... requests for material flexibility? Increased length and width?" She crosses her arms and looks at you, her lips curling into a knowing smirk. "Oh-ho. This is interesting."
You immediately close the document. "It’s nothing."
"Nothing?" Jane repeats, her smirk growing. "Sounds like the test subject was huge if you need to adjust everything."
You keep your face neutral. "It’s just data. The prototype wasn’t a perfect fit, so I have to make changes."
"Uh-huh," Jane says, tilting her head. "So? Who was it?"
"What?"
"Who was the guy?" She wiggles her eyebrows. "And don’t even try lying because I know you had a test subject last night."
You grab a random file from your desk, flipping through it as a distraction. "Confidential."
Jane groans dramatically. "Oh, come on! Throw me a bone here. Was he at least good-looking?"
You sigh, exasperated. "It’s not about that."
"But it is, isn't it?" Jane leans closer, eyes sparkling with mischief. "You had to see everything, didn’t you?"
You press your lips into a thin line, refusing to indulge her.
Jane gasps, then grins. "Oh my God. You totally did."
"I work in research, Jane. It’s part of my job."
She hums, clearly not buying it. "And yet, you're being all weird about it."
You shake your head, pretending to focus on your paperwork. "Just drop it."
Jane taps her chin, pretending to think. "Fine. I won’t ask any more questions." She pauses, then adds, "For now."
After lunch, the two of you step out onto the balcony before heading back to the lab. Jane lights a cigarette, taking a slow drag, while you sip on your iced coffee, letting the coolness settle in your throat. The sun is high, casting a warm glow over the city skyline, but there’s a nice breeze that makes it bearable.
“Man, I needed this,” Jane sighs, exhaling a stream of smoke. “I swear, if I have to deal with one more report about allergic reactions, I’m going to start developing a whole new drug—one for my patience.”
You chuckle, taking another sip of your coffee. “Maybe that’s the next project you should pitch.”
Jane hums in amusement, but her attention shifts suddenly. Her eyes lock on something—or someone—on the other end of the balcony. You follow her gaze and immediately spot Chris. He’s leaning against the railing, looking effortlessly put-together as always, engaged in conversation with a woman.
You recognize her instantly—Suze, the executive manager of another department. She’s beautiful, stylish, and carries an air of confidence that makes her stand out in any room. She’s also notoriously popular among the higher-ups and has a reputation for being both sharp and charming.
Jane clicks her tongue, watching the two of them. “Well, well. Looks like Miss Perfect is making her move.”
You raise an eyebrow. “What?”
Jane gestures subtly toward them with her cigarette. “You don’t know? Suze has been eyeing Chris for a while now. Apparently, she’s been dropping hints left and right, but he’s been playing it cool.”
You turn your gaze back to the pair. Suze is smiling, leaning in slightly as she speaks. Chris listens, nodding occasionally, but his expression remains unreadable.
Jane lets out a dramatic sigh. “Honestly, they’d make a ridiculously good-looking couple. It’s almost unfair.”
You don’t respond, just watching the way Suze tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, her manicured fingers brushing the lapel of Chris’s blazer ever so slightly.
Jane exhales another puff of smoke. “She’s persistent, I’ll give her that. You think he’s into her?”
You shrug, keeping your voice neutral. “I wouldn’t know.”
Jane side-eyes you, smirking. “You sound like you don’t care, but I know you care.”
You scoff, finishing the last of your coffee. “I don’t.”
“Sure,” she drawls, taking one last drag before stubbing out her cigarette. “And I don’t need nicotine to survive the workday.”
You roll your eyes. “Come on, we need to get back.”
But as you turn to leave, you can’t help but glance one last time at Chris and Suze. And for some reason, the sight of them together lingers in your mind longer than you’d like.
-
In the lab, you and Jane stand over a workstation where another team has been developing edible lubricants. Small sample bottles line the table, each labeled with different flavors—strawberry, vanilla, honey, and even some unconventional ones like mojito and buttered popcorn.
Jane picks up a small vial labeled “Salted Caramel” and gives it an experimental sniff. “Huh. Smells legit,” she muses before wiggling her eyebrows at you. “Wanna try some?”
You scoff. “That’s not what we’re here for.”
Jane ignores your protest and dabs a tiny drop onto her finger before popping it into her mouth. She hums in thought, smacking her lips. “Damn. That’s actually good.”
You shake your head, amused. “You do realize this is meant for other uses, right?”
“Obviously.” Jane grins before picking up another sample labeled “Piña Colada.” She dabs some onto her finger and holds it out to you. “C’mon, just one taste. For science.”
You hesitate, narrowing your eyes at her suspiciously. “You’re just trying to make me look ridiculous.”
She gasps, feigning offense. “How dare you accuse me of such a thing? I am a woman of integrity.”
You snort, but before you can respond, a voice cuts through the room.
“Can I talk to you?”
You turn, your breath catching slightly when you see Chris standing there. His expression is serious, his posture relaxed but purposeful.
Jane, still sucking on her finger from the piña colada lube, slowly lowers her hand and looks between the two of you. “Uh-oh. That sounds important.”
Chris doesn’t react to her comment, his gaze fixed on you.
You clear your throat. “Right now?”
He nods. “If you’re free.”
You glance at Jane, who raises both hands in surrender. “Don’t let me stop you. I’ll just be here taste-testing the entire catalog.”
Chris doesn’t wait for further response—he simply turns and heads toward the door, expecting you to follow.
You exhale sharply, setting down the sample bottle you were holding. Whatever this is about, it’s clearly not a casual chat. You throw Jane a look before heading after Chris, your heart thumping just a little harder than it should.
-
You inhale a long air before you reach Chris’s office door. After that night, you weren’t sure how it would go. Would he act like nothing happened? Would he bring it up? Would things be… weird?
Pushing those thoughts aside, you knock.
"Come in."
You step inside, closing the door behind you. Chris is at his desk, reviewing something on his laptop, but when he looks up and sees you, that familiar smirk tugs at his lips.
Chris gestures to the seat across from him. "Have a seat."
You hesitate but eventually do as he says. Your fingers unconsciously tighten around the side of your lab coat.
He leans back in his chair, studying you. "How are you feeling?"
It’s a loaded question, but you pretend not to notice. "Fine. Why?"
His lips twitch, like he knows exactly what you’re doing. "Just checking." He nods toward your bag. "Did you review our test’s results?"
"Yes," you say, clearing your throat. "The prototype was too tight and short for your size. I’ll have to make some adjustments to the material and dimensions before moving forward with mass production."
Chris hums. "So, you’re saying I’m too big for the product."
Your fingers twitch, remembering last night’s slip-up. You keep your tone professional. "Technically, yes. The size I brought was meant for extra-large measurements, but you exceeded expectations."
Chris grins. "Exceeding expectations… I like the sound of that."
You shoot him a look. "Excuse me?"
He chuckles. "Back to business." He sits up, his expression turning a little more serious. "What’s your next step?"
"I already sent in a request for adjustments to the prototype," you explain. "It’ll take some time, but I can get an updated batch for testing soon."
Chris nods. "And when that happens, will I be your test subject again?"
You hesitate. "That depends. Are you still willing to participate?"
He tilts his head slightly. "What do you think?"
Your stomach flips at the way he’s looking at you—calm, confident, but with something simmering beneath the surface. You look away, keeping your voice even. "I’ll keep you updated."
Chris watches you for a moment before leaning forward, resting his elbows on the desk. "You know… I have to admit, that was more fun than I expected."
You raise a brow. "Testing a condom was fun?"
He chuckles. "No, but watching you try to stay professional while clearly flustered? That was fun."
Your face heats up. "I wasn’t flustered."
Chris’s smirk deepens. "Sure you weren’t."
Then, as if the weight of the conversation suddenly lightens, he tilts his head slightly. “You’ll let me know when it’s ready, right?”
His words sound casual, but there’s an underlying meaning in them that you can’t quite decipher. You nod, keeping your voice steady. “Of course.”
Chris holds your gaze for a second longer, then leans forward, resting his forearms on the desk. “Good,” he repeats, and there’s something in the way he says it that makes your stomach flip.
-
Exactly three days later, the revised prototypes arrives in your lab. You carefully open the box, inspecting the changes you requested. The material feels smoother, the elasticity slightly improved. Satisfied, you make a note in your log—only to jump slightly when Jane suddenly leans over your shoulder.
“Length 8.07 inches and width 2.02 inches... Holy shit!” Her voice is filled with pure astonishment as she snatches one of the foil packets and flips it over in her hands. “Are you seeing this? This is huge.”
You try to stay composed, pretending to be preoccupied with the paperwork in front of you. “It’s within the expected range,” you say coolly.
Jane squints at you, then back at the condom in her hand. “Expected range, my ass. You’ve been working on this for weeks, and I’ve never seen a prototype this size before.” She pauses, then gasps dramatically. “Wait a second… did you finally find a participant?”
Your heart nearly stops. “What? No.” You shake your head, scrambling for a convincing excuse. “I just figured… why stop at extra-large when we can push the boundaries even further? There’s always a demand for more variety in the market.”
Jane eyes you suspiciously, her lips pursed. “Hmm.” She leans in closer, lowering her voice. “Are you sure you’re not hiding some secret test subject from me?”
You force a casual laugh. “Jane, I would tell you if I had someone lined up. It’s just research.”
She doesn’t seem fully convinced, but she lets out a sigh and puts the condom back. “Alright, fine. But if you do have a participant, I wanna meet him.”
You quickly turn back to your paperwork, hoping she doesn’t notice the way your ears are burning. As soon as Jane leaves, you let out a slow breath, your fingers still gripping the pen you had been pretending to write with. You wait a few moments to make sure she’s really gone before pulling out your phone.
Your thumb hovers over Chris’s contact for a second, your mind briefly flashing back to the last test, to the way he had looked at you, the way he had—
You shake the thought away and type out a quick message.
The revised prototype is ready for testing. Let me know when you’re available.
You hit send, placing your phone face-down on the desk as you try to focus on your notes. But the distraction is already there, the anticipation simmering in the back of your mind.
A few minutes pass before your phone vibrates. You glance at the screen to read a reply from Chris.
Tonight. Same place.
Your breath catches slightly. No hesitation. No pleasantries. Just straight to the point. Your fingers tighten around your phone before you type back.
Understood. See you then.
You lock your screen and exhale, pressing your hands to your warm cheeks. This is fine. It’s just a professional test. Just like last time.
…Right?
-
As the workday winds down, you keep your head low, avoiding unnecessary conversations. You wait until Jane is nowhere in sight before discreetly slipping a box of the new prototype into your bag, carefully tucking it beneath your other belongings. Just as you zip it up, your phone buzzes. You pull it out, and your stomach does an unexpected flip when you see Chris's name.
Can’t do the test tonight. Something came up.
You stare at the message, an unfamiliar twinge settling in your chest. Disappointment? No, that’s ridiculous. This is strictly professional. You quickly type out a response before you overthink it.
That’s okay. Let me know when you’re available, and we’ll reschedule.
You lock your phone and sigh, shaking off the strange feeling as you hear familiar footsteps approaching.
"Hey," Jane leans against the doorway. "Can you give me a lift again?"
You figured as much. You nod, grabbing your things, and the two of you make your way down to the parking lot.
Just as you unlock your car, Jane grabs your arm, stopping you mid-motion.
"Oh my God," she whispers excitedly, nodding toward a sleek black car a few rows away.
You follow her gaze and instantly regret it. Chris is there. But he’s not alone. Suze is with him, sliding into the passenger seat like she’s done it a hundred times before. Chris gets in right after her, and within seconds, they’re driving off together.
Jane whistles low, crossing her arms with a knowing smirk. "Damn. Guess the rumors weren’t just rumors."
You don't respond, just gripping your car keys a little tighter.
Jane, of course, doesn’t stop there. "I mean, it makes sense. She’s his type, isn’t she? Gorgeous, high-profile, and let’s be real, she’s been eyeing him for a while now. Wonder if they’re dating or just—"
"Can we go?" you interrupt, climbing into the driver's seat before Jane can read your face.
Jane laughs, sliding into the passenger seat. "Alright, alright. No need to get grumpy."
You roll your eyes, but as you start the car, you can't shake the odd heaviness in your chest. It’s none of your business. It shouldn’t bother you. But somehow… it does.
-
The entire company is in high spirits, and it doesn’t take long to remember why—tonight is the launch event for the newest collection of vibrators.
The venue is decked out with neon lights and sleek product displays, and there’s an open bar keeping everyone’s spirits high.
You mingle with your co-workers, drink in hand, while Jane, as expected, thrives in the lively atmosphere. She’s laughing, flirting, and making jokes that get progressively bolder with each sip of her cocktail.
At one point, she throws an arm around your shoulders. “This is fun, huh?” she grins.
You force a smile. “Yeah. Totally.”
It’s not that you aren’t enjoying yourself—you just need a breather.
“I’ll get you another drink,” you tell her, using it as an excuse to slip away from the group.
Jane waves you off without a second thought, already too invested in another conversation. You weave through the crowd and make your way to the bar, ordering another drink. As you wait, you take a deep breath, letting yourself relax. But before you can even take a sip—
“Hey, can we talk?”
The familiar deep voice makes you turn, and there stands Chris, looking effortlessly sharp in his suit. His expression is unreadable, but his eyes are locked onto you with intent.
You open your mouth to respond, but before you can, Chris doesn’t wait for an answer—he just reaches for your wrist and leads you away from the crowd.
Your pulse jumps as he guides you through the party, his grip firm yet careful. The noise fades behind you as he takes you into a quiet hallway, away from the music, the laughter, and most importantly—prying eyes.
Finally, he stops, turning to face you. His gaze is steady, searching.
Your heart beats a little too fast. “What is this about?” you ask, your voice steady despite the rush of emotions swirling inside you.
Chris exhales, running a hand through his hair before finally meeting your eyes. “Sorry about bailing on you last night,” he says, his voice softer now. “Something came up.”
You shake your head. “It’s fine. We can do it another time.”
There’s a brief silence between you. The muffled sounds of the party filter in from the other end of the hallway, but here, in this secluded space, it feels like the two of you are in your own little world.
Then Chris asks, “Do you have any plans this weekend?”
You blink at him, caught off guard by the sudden shift in conversation.
“I—uh—” You hesitate, quickly running through your mental calendar, but there’s nothing. “No, not really.”
Chris grins at that. “Good. Let’s do the product test tomorrow. Saturday night.”
You weren’t expecting that. The way he says it so casually, like it’s the most normal thing in the world, throws you off. But before you even fully process it, you find yourself nodding.
“Okay,” you agree, your voice quieter than you intended.
His smile lingers as he pushes off the wall, standing tall in front of you. “I’ll text you the details tomorrow.”
You nod again, almost dazed, and Chris watches you for a second longer before he turns to leave. Just as he’s a few steps away, he glances back, his voice dropping slightly. “Can’t wait for tomorrow.”
And with that, he walks away, disappearing into the crowd. You let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. You definitely need another drink. Or at least a moment to breathe.
-
Your phone buzzes early Saturday morning, and when you check the screen, it’s a text from Chris.
Dinner first. 7 PM. La Riviera.
That’s it. No unnecessary words, no emojis—just the time and place. You stare at the message longer than you probably should.
Dinner? This wasn’t how the last test went. You were expecting another hotel, another quick, professional meeting. But a restaurant?
You shake your head, telling yourself not to overthink it. It’s probably just to discuss the test before getting into it. But despite that rationalization, you catch yourself preparing more than you intended to.
Your outfit selection takes longer than it should, your makeup is a little more put together, and even when you tell yourself it’s just because you’re stepping out for the evening—not because of who you’re meeting—you know it’s a lie.
You arrive at La Riviera a little before 7 PM, taking a deep breath before stepping inside. The restaurant is elegant but not overwhelmingly fancy—warm lighting, soft jazz playing in the background, and the faint aroma of wine and freshly baked bread filling the air and then you spot him.
Chris is already seated, dressed in a casual formal ensemble. A dark button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up just enough to tease his forearms, paired with tailored slacks. The contrast between the deep color of his shirt and his pale skin is striking, and for a second, you almost forget why you’re here.
His eyes find yours almost instantly, and he smiles, standing up slightly as you approach. “Glad you made it.”
You sit across from him, suddenly feeling a little nervous because this—this doesn’t feel like a business meeting at all. The dim lighting, the quiet atmosphere, the way he leans slightly forward as he watches you—it feels like a date.
Dinner starts off casually enough, but then Chris begins asking you questions.
“Are you seeing anyone right now?”
His question catches you off guard, but you answer by shaking your head, then throw it back at him. When you ask if he’s seeing someone, he hums, picking up his wine glass. “I am.”
Your mouth moves before your brain catches up. “Is it Suze?”
Chris freezes mid-sip, then lowers his glass, blinking at you. “Suze?”
You instantly regret your brashness, but it’s too late now. You clear your throat, trying to sound indifferent. “Yeah. You two seem close, and the rumor said—”
“The rumor.” Chris chuckles, shaking his head. “Of course.”
You watch as he leans back in his seat, amusement dancing in his eyes. “And what exactly did the rumor say?”
You shift in your seat, suddenly feeling exposed under his gaze. “Just… that Suze and you are close.”
Chris tilts his head slightly, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “And do you believe everything the rumor says?”
You purse your lips, looking away. “Not everything.”
He chuckles, the sound deep and amused. “Well, for the record, Suze and I are not a thing. She’s a great colleague, but that’s it.”
You should feel relieved—it’s not like you care who he’s seeing—but something about his tone makes you wary. You meet his eyes again. “Then who’s the someone you’re seeing?”
Chris doesn’t answer immediately. Instead, he takes a slow sip of his wine, watching you over the rim of his glass. The silence stretches just long enough to make your stomach twist. Then, finally, he sets his glass down and leans in slightly, his voice lower now. “You.”
Your heart skips a beat and a second later, you blink. “Me?”
Chris grins, clearly enjoying your reaction. “Well, we are having dinner together, aren’t we?”
Your lips part, but no words come out. He’s messing with you—he has to be. You try to regain your composure, clearing your throat. “This is a business meeting.”
Chris raises an eyebrow, his fingers casually tapping against the stem of his glass. “Is it?”
You open your mouth to say yes, obviously, but the way he’s looking at you—the way tonight feels—makes you hesitate. The air between you shifts, heavy with something unspoken.
Chris tilts his head. “Tell me… if I didn’t bring up the product test, would you still be here?”
Your stomach twists again. You don’t know how to answer that. You feel your pulse quicken, the weight of his question pressing down on you. Instead of answering, you grab your napkin and mutter, “I—I need to use the restroom.”
Chris doesn’t stop you. He just leans back in his seat, watching with quiet amusement as you push your chair back and walk away, your heart pounding with every step.
The moment you step into the restroom, you grip the edge of the sink and take a deep breath. What the hell was that?
You turn on the faucet, letting the cool water run over your hands as if it’ll help clear your thoughts. This was supposed to be a simple dinner before the product test—so why does it feel like he’s pulling you into something else entirely? And worse, why aren’t you stopping him?
You glance at yourself in the mirror, your reflection betraying the nervous energy buzzing under your skin. No matter how much you try to convince yourself that this is just work, that Chris is just teasing, something about the way he looks at you makes it hard to believe that. You take another breath, steadying yourself. Just go back out there and keep it professional.
Easier said than done.
-
The car ride is quiet, but the tension between you is thick. You grip the hem of your dress, feeling the fabric twist between your fingers as you steal glances at Chris. He’s focused on the road, one hand on the wheel, the other resting casually on the gear shift. His sleeves are rolled up again, exposing the strong lines of his forearms, and it takes everything in you not to stare. Then, you notice something. The hotel he took you to last time—the one you were expecting—flashes past the window.
“Wait,” you blurt out, turning to him. “You just passed the hotel.”
Chris doesn’t look surprised. In fact, he grins slightly, eyes still on the road. “Yeah, I know.”
Your brows furrow. “Then where are we going?”
“I know a nicer hotel,” he says smoothly, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel. Then, as if reading your thoughts, he adds, “It’s not like you have anything to do tomorrow, right?”
No, you don’t. But the way he phrases it—like it’s already decided—sends a shiver down your spine.
Chris glances at you then, his gaze flickering down to your hands still gripping your dress. His smirk softens, but his voice is just as teasing when he says, “Relax. It’s just for the test, remember?”
You swallow hard, forcing yourself to loosen your grip. But you’re not sure if it’s his words or the way he says them that make your pulse race even more.
Chris pulls into the hotel’s driveway, the warm glow of the entrance lights reflecting off the sleek surface of his car. You step out, adjusting your dress as you follow him inside, your heart pounding a little too fast.
The lobby is luxurious, far more upscale than the previous hotel. The marble floors gleam under the chandelier lights, and the air is filled with a faint scent of expensive cologne and polished wood. You try not to fidget as Chris approaches the front desk.
“One suite, please,” he says smoothly.
Your head snaps toward him. “A suite?”
Chris doesn’t even glance at you, just slides his card across the counter to the receptionist. “Yeah.” Then, finally, he looks at you, an amused glint in his eyes. “Problem?”
You hesitate, glancing between him and the receptionist, who remains professional as she processes the request. You don’t know why you expected anything less from Chris—of course, he wouldn’t settle for a standard room. But a suite?
“I just thought…” You trail off, pressing your lips together.
Chris leans in slightly, voice low enough that only you can hear. “If we’re testing a product, shouldn’t we have more space to move around?”
Your breath catches at the implication, and he chuckles at your reaction before straightening up, accepting the key card from the receptionist. “Let’s go.”
You follow him into the elevator in silence, gripping the strap of your bag tighter than necessary. The numbers on the display climb higher, the anticipation pressing down on you.
When the doors finally slide open, Chris gestures for you to step out first. You do, walking down the plush carpeted hallway until he stops in front of a door and swipes the key card. The lock clicks open.
He pushes the door wide and turns to you with a smirk. “After you.”
You hesitate for just a second before stepping inside, and as the door closes behind you, you realize just how different tonight already feels.
Instead of taking a tour around the room, you hurriedly take a seat on the sofa, your hands clasped together as you watch Chris move around the suite with ease, like he belongs here. The room is larger than you expected—modern, sleek, and far too intimate.
Your nerves start creeping in, tightening your shoulders. It’s not that you haven’t done this before, but something about tonight feels… different. More deliberate. More dangerous.
Chris, on the other hand, looks completely at ease as he wanders over to the minibar, his eyes lighting up at the sight of the complimentary bottle of champagne. He plucks it from its ice bucket and grins. “Perfect timing.”
You watch as he peels off the foil and works the cork loose. “You don’t have to open that—”
Pop!
The cork flies off, the sudden noise making you jump. Chris bursts into laughter, eyes crinkling at the corners. “Relax,” he drawls, pouring the golden liquid into two glasses. “You’re acting like this is your first time in a hotel room with me.”
You press your lips together, refusing to respond to that, and instead accept the glass he offers you. He raises his in a toast, his voice smooth. “To… scientific research.”
You huff a small laugh despite yourself and clink your glass against his before taking a sip. The champagne fizzes pleasantly on your tongue, cool and crisp.
But then—
“You know,” Chris muses, swirling his drink, “if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were nervous. Maybe even a little flustered. But that can’t be right, can it?”
You shoot him a glare. “I’m not—”
And then it happens. Your fingers slip, and in your haste to retort, your glass tips forward, sending a splash of champagne straight down the front of your dress. The cold liquid soaks through the fabric instantly, making you gasp.
Chris freezes for a second, then— He bursts out laughing. You groan, setting your glass down as you grab a napkin from the table, dabbing at the wet stain. But it’s useless. The fabric clings to your skin, highlighting every curve.
He leans back against the minibar, arms crossed, watching you with open amusement. “Well,” he says, biting back another chuckle, “if you wanted to take your dress off, you could’ve just asked.”
His laughter still lingers in the air as he moves across the room, casually plucking a plush bathrobe from the hotel’s wardrobe. He turns to you, holding it up like a peace offering, his grin unrepentant.
“Here,” he says. “You can’t just sit around in a wet dress all night.”
You hesitate, gripping the damp fabric clinging to your skin. It’s uncomfortable, borderline unbearable—but the idea of slipping into a hotel bathrobe, of making yourself even remotely comfortable here, feels dangerous.
Still, you don’t have much choice. With a sigh, you accept the robe and head toward the spacious en-suite bathroom. Just as you’re about to close the door behind you, a shadow appears in the doorway.
Chris. You look up in confusion, but he leans against the doorframe, completely unfazed by your reaction. “Want some help?”
Your eyes widen slightly. “Excuse me?”
He shrugs, completely at ease. “I mean, it only makes sense, doesn’t it? You need me ready for the test, and I need a little… encouragement. Two birds, one stone.”
You gape at him, caught between indignation and sheer disbelief. “You—”
Chris lifts both hands in mock surrender, though there’s a wicked gleam in his eyes. “Just a suggestion.”
Your fingers tighten around the door handle, and for a second, you actually consider slamming the door in his face. But then reality kicks in—the sooner you finish this test, the sooner you can leave.
With a deep breath, you step back and pull the door open just a little wider. “Fine.”
Chris blinks, as if he wasn’t expecting you to agree so quickly. Then, a slow smirk curves his lips as he steps inside, the door clicking shut behind him.
-
The bathroom feels smaller with Chris standing behind you, the soft glow of the vanity lights casting both of your reflections in the mirror. You keep your gaze locked on yourself, trying to ignore the warmth radiating from his body as he reaches for the zipper at the back of your dress.
His fingers brush against your skin as he tugs it down, agonizingly slow, and the air shifts—suddenly heavier, thicker. The fabric loosens around your shoulders, slipping slightly, exposing more of your back. “You’re tense,” he murmurs, his voice low.
You grip the edge of the counter, willing yourself to focus on anything but the way his fingers ghost over your spine as he eases the zipper all the way down. “I wonder why,” you say dryly.
Chris chuckles, the sound vibrating so close that you can feel it. He places his hands lightly on your shoulders, his thumbs pressing gently into the bare skin there. “Relax,” he says, voice laced with amusement. “It’s just a dress.”
Just a dress. Just a simple, professional test. You exhale and let the straps slide off your shoulders, the silky fabric pooling at your feet. The cool air kisses your exposed skin, making you shiver slightly. You’re left in nothing but your underwear, standing there in front of him, vulnerable yet unwilling to let it show.
Chris doesn’t move right away. His gaze flickers up to meet yours in the mirror, something unreadable swimming in his dark eyes.
For a moment, neither of you speak. The air between you crackles with unspoken tension. Then, after what feels like an eternity, Chris finally steps back, his lips quirking into that knowing smirk.
“There,” he says, voice softer now. “That wasn’t so bad, was it?”
He grabs a clean washcloth, dampens it with warm water, and steps closer. You watch him through the mirror as he wrings out the excess water, his sleeves already rolled up, revealing his forearms.
“This might be a little cold,” he says, but before you can react, he presses the cloth against your bare shoulder, wiping away the sticky remnants of wine.
You inhale sharply—not because of the temperature, but because of the slow, deliberate way he drags the cloth down your arm, over your collarbone, and lower. His touch is gentle, almost too careful, as if he’s savoring every second of this moment.
“You have nice skin,” he muses, his voice taking on that teasing lilt. “Soft… delicate...”
You grip the edge of the counter a little tighter. “Chris.”
“What?” He tilts his head, eyes dark with amusement as he crouches slightly, now running the damp cloth along your side. “I’m just making an observation. It’s not every day I get to admire my researcher up close.”
You shoot him a glare through the mirror. “I don’t recall this being part of the test.”
He grins, completely unbothered. “No, but it’s a nice bonus.”
The cloth moves lower, skimming along the curve of your waist, across your stomach. His knuckles brush against your ribs, and for a split second, you wonder if he’s intentionally slowing down.
“You’re staring,” you point out, trying to sound unaffected.
Chris doesn’t even try to deny it. “Can you blame me?” He leans in just slightly, his breath warm against the back of your neck. “You look incredible.”
Your pulse jumps. You keep your eyes on the mirror, on the way his hands move with too much ease, too much familiarity. The way his gaze lingers, dark and intense. It feels too intimate. Too much.
You clear your throat, shifting your weight. “Are you done?”
Chris smirks, but he finally straightens up, tossing the cloth into the sink. “Yeah,” he says, stepping back. “For now.”
Before you can even react, Chris's hands grip your waist, and in one swift motion, he lifts you onto the sink. A surprised gasp escapes you as your palms press against the counter for balance. "Chris—"
"I'm not done yet," he interrupts smoothly, already crouching in front of you, the wet cloth in hand.
Your heart skips a beat as he starts wiping down your legs, his touch slow, precise, like he's savoring every second. He starts at your ankle, dragging the warm cloth up the length of your calf, then to your knee, and higher still. His fingers brush against your thigh, sending a shiver up your spine.
Your entire body feels like it's on high alert. "You don’t have to—"
"Shh," he hums, amusement flickering in his eyes as he continues. "Let me do this properly."
You press your lips together, watching him through the reflection on the shower glass door. He looks entirely too focused, like this is some kind of ritual for him. And then, just as he finishes, he does something you don’t expect. He parts your legs.
Your breath catches as he steps between them, standing so close that his body heat seeps into your skin. His hands rest on the counter beside you, effectively caging you in. He doesn’t touch you, doesn’t move any closer, just lingers there—his chest barely an inch from yours, his face so close that you can see the flicker of something dark in his eyes.
The air between you shifts, thickening with something unspoken. You swallow hard, trying to steady your breathing, but it’s impossible when Chris is looking at you like that—like he’s waiting for something. Like he’s daring you to react.
"Chris," you murmur, unsure of what you’re even asking for.
He tilts his head slightly, his gaze flicking down to your lips before meeting your eyes again. His voice is low, teasing. "Nervous?"
You straighten your shoulders, meeting Chris’s intense gaze with as much composure as you can muster. "No," you say firmly, not wanting to give him the satisfaction.
A slow smirk tugs at the corner of his lips. "No?"
All of a sudden, his hands grip your waist again, and with one sharp tug, he pulls you flush against him. The sudden contact knocks the air from your lungs—his body is solid, warm, pressing into you in a way that makes it impossible to ignore just how close you are.
"Don't be shy," he murmurs, his voice edged with challenge. "Go ahead and put your hands on me."
You hesitate, feeling the weight of his expectation hanging in the air. Then, awkwardly, you lift your arms, wrapping them around his broad shoulders.
Chris watches you the entire time, his eyes glinting with something unreadable. "Good girl."
Before you can process those words, he moves again—this time gripping the backs of your thighs and lifting them, guiding your legs to wrap around his waist. The position forces you even closer, your core pressed right against the hardness growing beneath his pants. His arms snake around you, locking you in place as he leans in, his breath ghosting over your ear.
"You feel so damn good," he murmurs, his voice like silk against your skin. "Better than I even imagined."
Your fingers tighten on his shoulders, a shudder running down your spine at his words. And then—he moves.
Slowly, deliberately, he rolls his hips against you. The pressure is subtle at first, almost teasing, but the friction sends a wave of heat straight through your core. He does it again, this time with more intent, dragging his clothed length against you in a way that makes your breath hitch.
"You like that?" he whispers, his lips brushing your ear.
Your fingers dig into the fabric of his shirt, your body tensing against his. You don’t answer, but Chris doesn’t seem to mind. If anything, your silence only encourages him. He grinds against you again, this time slower, more drawn out, savoring the way your body reacts to him. A quiet groan rumbles in his chest as he buries his face into your neck, his breath hot against your skin.
"You feel perfect," he breathes.
You swallow hard, trying to maintain some semblance of control, but it's slipping fast. The way he’s moving, the way he’s talking—it's intoxicating.
Chris pulls back just enough to look at you, his dark eyes searching yours. "Tell me to stop," he challenges, voice low and husky. "If you want me to."
He watches you, waiting, his lips hovering just a breath away from your skin. His body stays pressed against yours, his hands firm on your waist, and for a fleeting moment, you let yourself sink into the sensation.
The warmth of his breath against your neck, the intoxicating way his body molds against yours—it’s dangerously easy to forget why you're here. You close your eyes, allowing yourself just one more second of indulgence. One more second of feeling him. But then—an alarm rings in your head.
Reality crashes down on you like a wave of cold water. Your eyes snap open, and with a quiet breath, you press your hands against his chest, gently pushing him away. Chris hesitates for a fraction of a second before letting you go, his gaze flickering with something unreadable as you quickly slip down from the sink.
The heat of his body is gone instantly, but the lingering effect still pulses through your veins. You swallow hard, forcing yourself to move, to ground yourself back in the real reason you’re here.
You grab the bathrobe and hurriedly wrap it around yourself, securing the belt tighter than necessary. You can feel Chris’s eyes on you the entire time, silently watching, waiting for you to say something.
You clear your throat. "It’s time for the test," you say, your voice firmer than you expected.
Chris exhales a quiet chuckle, running a hand through his hair as he takes a step back. "Right," he murmurs, amusement laced in his voice. "The test."
There’s something in the way he says it—like he knows exactly what just happened between the two of you. Like he knows how close you were to completely surrendering but he doesn’t push.
Instead, he watches as you gather yourself, a knowing smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. "Alright," he says, taking a step toward the door. "Let’s get started."
-
Despite dressed in a bathrobe, you clear your throat and slip back into professionalism as you grab the pack of condoms from your bag. Without looking at him, you extend your hand, offering one of the revised prototypes.
Chris takes it from you with a small, amused hum. "Let’s see how this one goes, then."
As you make a move to turn around and step out of the room to give him privacy, his voice stops you.
"You can stay," he says, his tone casual but carrying that underlying teasing edge. "It’s not like you haven’t seen me naked before."
You pause mid-step, fingers tightening slightly on your notebook. That’s true, but it doesn’t make it any less… distracting.
Still, you force yourself to act unfazed. You shift back to your previous spot, keeping your eyes locked on your notes as Chris continues undressing. The sound of fabric rustling fills the room, and when you finally glance up, your breath nearly catches.
The first time you saw him naked, he’d still had his shirt on. But this time, he’s taken everything off. Completely bare. Your grip tightens around your pen as you force yourself to maintain a neutral expression. But your eyes… they betray you. They keep flickering downward, drawn helplessly to the sheer size of him. It’s eye-catching, unfairly so, and despite your best efforts, you keep stealing glances.
Chris notices. Of course, he does. He smirks as he tears open the condom wrapper and then— "Want to put it on for me this time?"
You snap your head up, shooting him an unimpressed look. Without dignifying his question with a response, you roll your eyes and immediately focus on writing down the preliminary details of the product test.
He chuckles but doesn’t push. He sits down at the edge of the bed, takes the condom, and rolls it down his length with practiced ease. Your eyes flicker toward him again—just for a second—but it's enough for him to catch you looking.
You quickly redirect your gaze back to your notes. "How does it feel?" you ask, voice all business.
Chris doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he leans back slightly, spreading his legs just a little as he looks down at himself, inspecting the way the condom fits around his length.
You keep your eyes on your notebook, pen poised over the page, but your fingers are tense around it. Your pulse is unsteady.
"It feels better than the last one," Chris finally says, his tone casual, though there’s a smirk playing on his lips. "Not as tight. And the length is better, too."
You nod, quickly jotting down his feedback, willing yourself to focus on the task and not on the fact that he’s sitting there, completely naked, completely unbothered.
"The material feels smoother," he continues, running a hand along his length, testing the stretch. You don’t dare look up. "Not too thick, but sturdy enough."
You scribble his words down, keeping your head low.
Chris hums. "You’re really not gonna look, huh?"
Your grip on your pen tightens. "I don’t need to look. I just need your feedback."
"Right," he drawls, clearly amused. "And what if I had trouble putting it on? You wouldn’t have helped me?"
You finally glance up, rolling your eyes. "You’re a grown man, Chris."
He grins. "I know, but isn’t this a part of product testing? Hands-on research?"
You shoot him a glare, but he just chuckles, leaning forward slightly. "Relax," he says, voice low and teasing. "I’m just messing with you."
You sigh, shaking your head as you jot down the final notes. "If the fit feels good, then we can move on to the next phase of testing."
Chris tilts his head. "The durability test?"
You meet his gaze, keeping your expression neutral. "Yes."
A slow smirk spreads across his face. "I’m looking forward to it."
You walk back to your bag resting in a chair, you pull out the box of condoms from your bag and hand it to Chris, keeping your expression professional. “For the durability test, you can conduct it yourself and come back to me with your feedback.”
Chris blinks at you, clearly confused. He glances down at the box in his hands, then back at you. “Wait… what?”
You arch a brow. “You don’t need me for that part. Just use it and let me know how it holds up.”
Chris leans back slightly, exhaling through his nose. “I thought we agreed to keep this a secret.”
“We are,” you reply evenly. “Your sexual partner doesn’t have to know the condom you’re using.”
His eyes narrow slightly, lips pressing into a thin line. “I thought you and I were doing this together.”
“We are,” you say, nodding. “Just… not that way.”
Chris lets out a low sigh, tilting his head as he studies you. Then, after a pause, he says, “Isn’t it better if we do it together?”
Your stomach tightens, but you keep your expression neutral. “Chris—”
He leans in slightly, voice lowering. “That way, I can give you feedback right away. No outside variables. Just you and me.” His gaze lingers on yours, unreadable yet intense. “And this stays between us.”
You exhale sharply, trying to keep your composure. “Chris, that’s not how this works.”
Chris smirks, tilting his head. “Why not?” He taps the box of condoms against his palm, his eyes glinting with amusement. “You’re the researcher. I’m the participant. Wouldn’t it be more efficient if we tested it… together?”
You roll your eyes and cross your arms. “That’s not how clinical testing works.”
His smirk widens. “Oh? And what exactly is stopping you?” He leans in, his voice dropping just slightly. “Are you scared?”
Your jaw tightens. “I’m not scared.”
“Then why not?” His gaze flicks over you, studying your reaction. “You’ve already seen everything. Touched, even. What’s one more step?”
You scoff. “There are plenty of reasons why.”
Chris hums, pretending to think. “Is it because you’re not attracted to me?” His grin turns playful. “Because I don’t believe that.”
Your lips part, but nothing comes out.
He leans even closer, just enough for you to catch the faintest scent of his cologne. “Or…” he murmurs, “is it because you are?”
That catches you off guard. His smirk deepens at your silence, clearly enjoying the way he has you cornered. You swallow, forcing yourself to maintain eye contact.
“It’s because we work together,” you say, your voice steadier than you feel. “I don’t think that would be a good idea.”
Chris lets out a low hum, tilting his head. “So it’s not because you don’t want to?”
You exhale sharply. “That’s not what I—”
He takes a slow step forward, closing the small space between you. “Because if that’s the only reason stopping you,” he murmurs, “then it’s not really a reason, is it?”
You scoff, crossing your arms. “Chris, workplace relationships are complicated.”
His smirk softens just slightly. “Who said anything about a relationship?”
You blink your eyes at him, nonplussed.
He chuckles at your reaction, eyes twinkling with mischief. “I’m just talking about product testing.” He lifts the box of condoms slightly, as if to emphasize his point. “Two consenting adults conducting a private experiment.”
You shake your head, trying to fight the heat creeping up your neck. “You’re relentless.”
Chris grins. “I just don’t like wasting good opportunities.” He taps the box against his palm again. “And you can’t tell me you’re not at least curious.”
Your stomach flips at the way he’s looking at you—like he already knows the answer.
“Look,” he says, his voice softer now, more coaxing. “This doesn’t have to be anything more than product testing. No strings. No expectations. Just a controlled experiment.” He lifts the box of condoms slightly, as if to emphasize the professionalism of it all.
You let out a slow breath, glancing away. Every rational part of you is screaming that this is a bad idea, that this is crossing a line. But then there’s the way Chris is looking at you, the way your body still remembers the way he felt pressed against you in the bathroom, the way your curiosity is getting the better of you.
You press your lips together, weighing your options. “Just product testing,” you repeat, as if saying it out loud will make it less dangerous.
Chris nods, his expression unreadable. “Just product testing.”
Another beat of silence. Then, before you can second-guess yourself, you slowly nod. “Okay.”
The corner of Chris’s mouth tugs upward, a slow, knowing smile. “Good.” He takes a step closer, his voice dropping just slightly. “Shall we begin?”
-
It's unclear how long you've been standing there, unsure on how to do this, or even to process that you, a researcher, are about to conduct a durability test on your product with your participant.
Chris watches you for a moment, then leans back on the bed, his legs slightly spread as he gestures toward you. “Take off the bathrobe,” he says, his voice smooth, assured. “Then sit next to me.”
Your fingers tighten around the edges of the fabric, hesitation gripping you, but you remind yourself—this is just a test. Just product testing.
Slowly and awkwardly, you untie the robe, letting it slip from your shoulders, revealing your body with your matching underwear covering your private bits. The cool air of the room prickles against your skin as you step toward the bed and lower yourself beside him. Your heart is pounding so loudly that you barely register the way Chris shifts, turning toward you.
A moment later, his hand reaches for your face, his fingertips grazing your cheek. Instinctively, you squeeze your eyes shut.
Chris chuckles, low and warm. “Why so nervous?” he teases, his thumb brushing over your cheekbone. “You’ve been so composed this whole time… but now?”
You don’t answer. You can’t. Your brain is barely functioning. His touch is gentle as he tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear, his breath warm as he leans in. Your lips part slightly, bracing for a kiss—
But instead, he presses his lips to your closed eyelid. Your breath stutters, the unexpected tenderness sending a shiver down your spine. Then he moves, kissing the other eyelid, his lips soft and lingering.
A small sound escapes you before you can stop it, a quiet moan slipping from your parted lips and that’s when Chris takes the opening, tilting his head and capturing your mouth in a deep, heated kiss.
Chris deepens the kiss, his lips moving slowly, deliberately, as if savoring every second. His hand drifts from your face, down the slope of your neck, skimming the curve of your shoulder before sliding further down. His fingers find the strap of your bra, tracing it lightly before slipping it off your shoulder.
Your breath catches as his other hand settles on your waist, warm and firm, grounding you even as your mind spins. He kisses you deeper, his tongue brushing against yours, coaxing you further into the moment.
Then, with practiced ease, he reaches behind you, fingers deftly working the clasp of your bra. The fabric loosens, and he slowly pulls it away, his lips never leaving yours as he discards it to the side.
Chris shifts, guiding you backward onto the bed, his body following as he hovers over you. His hands smooth over your sides, his touch steady but unhurried, as if giving you time to stop him if you wanted to. But you don’t.
His fingers trail down to the waistband of your underwear, teasing along the edge before he hooks his fingers under the fabric. He pulls back just slightly, his dark eyes searching yours, silently asking for permission.
And when you give him the smallest nod, he slides them down, the slow drag of fabric sending a shiver up your spine. He discards them just as he did with your bra, then settles back over you, his body warm against yours.
For a moment, he just looks at you, his gaze dark and intense, his lips slightly parted as if taking in the sight of you beneath him. Then he leans down again, pressing a slow, lingering kiss just below your jaw, his lips trailing lower as his hands explore your body, mapping every inch of you. Your lips, your neck, your breasts and the way they fit his hands as if they were made for him. The dip of your waist and the curve of your hips, the ample flesh of your ass cheek. Then, there’s the miles and miles of soft skin, endlessly enthralling him.
Your body tenses beneath him, your hands instinctively reaching for his shoulders. “Chris, I don’t think you’ll fit,” you whisper, voice barely audible over the pounding of your heartbeat.
He stops, lifting his head to look at you, and for a brief moment, you catch the amusement flickering in his dark eyes. Then he lets out a soft chuckle, his fingers coming up to gently brush your cheek. “You’re thinking too much,” he murmurs. “Just relax.”
His touch is warm, his thumb stroking slow circles against your skin. Then, with ease, he presses you back against the pillows, his weight hovering over you but not pressing down. He leans in, capturing your lips in another kiss—this time softer, slower, as if coaxing the tension out of you with every gentle movement.
His mouth leaves yours, traveling downward, leaving a heated trail along your jaw, your neck. His lips linger at your collarbone, pressing a kiss there before continuing lower. The warmth of his breath sends a shiver through you as he moves further down, his lips grazing the center of your chest, the valley between your breasts and then a quick lick on each of your hardening nipples.
You try to steady your breathing, but it’s impossible when he’s kissing down your stomach, his hands sliding along your sides, feeling, exploring. He’s deliberate with every touch, every kiss, giving you time to ease into the moment.
“Mmh... You’re beautiful,” he murmurs against your skin, his voice hushed, almost reverent. Then he continues, his mouth mapping a path further down, his hands parting your thighs as he settles between them.
Chris lingers at the curve of your hip, pressing slow, deliberate kisses against your skin. His hands trail down your thighs, his touch both firm and teasing. You shudder as he parts them further, settling between them with an air of confidence that makes your pulse race.
He looks up at you through hooded eyes, a small smirk playing on his lips. “Still nervous?” he asks, his voice husky.
You don’t answer—not because you don’t want to, but because the moment his lips press against your inner thigh, all coherent thoughts slip from your mind. His breath is warm against your skin, sending a ripple of anticipation through you.
Chris lands his plush lips on your cunt, his tongue skillfully part your folds so he can drown in your wetness. This time, his mouth moving in lazy, unhurried strokes. Every kiss, every brush of his full lips, sets your skin alight. His hands grip your thighs, keeping you still as he delves deeper, his tongue tracing slow, deliberate patterns that have your fingers digging into the sheets.
A soft gasp escapes your lips as he finds the right spot, his rhythm precise, purposeful. Your body arches instinctively, a rush of warmth flooding through you as the sensation builds. Chris hums against you, the vibrations sending another wave of pleasure rolling through your body.
He doesn’t stop, doesn’t let up, his tongue moving with a practiced ease that leaves you breathless. Your hand flies to his hair, gripping onto him as the pressure inside you coils tighter and tighter. He knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s relentless, determined to pull every last bit of pleasure from you.
Your head tilts back against the pillow, your lips parting on a shaky moan as your body gives in, waves of sensation crashing over you in a slow, intoxicating release. Chris doesn’t move away immediately—he lingers, pressing one last, lingering kiss against on your clit before finally pulling back, his hands smoothing up your trembling thighs.
He looks up at you, his lips glistening, a satisfied smirk curving them. “See?” he murmurs, his voice thick with amusement. “Told you to relax.”
Chris hovers over you, his hand smoothing over your thigh as he positions himself at your entrance. His gaze drags over your body, dark and hooded with desire. He exhales a slow breath, his fingers tracing lazy circles into your skin.
“You’re right. You're so little,” he murmurs, almost to himself, his voice filled with something close to awe. His hands roam over your waist, your hips, as if he’s memorizing the shape of you beneath him.
Chris takes one look at his cock, making sure the condom is still snug around him before he gives it a few pumps as if it's not hard, stiff enough. He takes your legs and puts them over his waist as he positions himself in between.
The anticipation coils tight in your stomach as he slowly pushes forward, just the tip stretching you open, and a sharp gasp escapes your lips. A sudden twinge of discomfort has you clenching around him, your hands gripping onto his arms as you mewl softly in protest.
“Chris, I—” You can't even finish your sentence as the sudden sensation surges through you.
Chris stops immediately, his brows knitting together as he watches you, his fingers stroking soothingly along your thigh. “Hey,” he murmurs, voice gentle, “breathe.”
But even with just that little bit inside you, the feeling is overwhelming. A shiver runs down your spine as you try to adjust, your body tightening involuntarily. Your breaths come in shaky pants, heat blooming from where your bodies connect.
Chris watches you intently, eyes never leaving your face as he shifts slightly, and suddenly, a sharp pleasure shoots through you, unexpected and electric. Your back arches off the bed as a strangled moan escapes your lips, your body quivering around him. The pressure, the stretch—it’s too much, yet somehow, it sends a rush of pleasure so intense that your body trembles beneath him.
Chris stills, his expression flickering with surprise before it melts into amusement. A slow, knowing smile curves his lips as he watches the way you writhe beneath him, helpless against the sensation.
“You came just from that?” he muses, his thumb brushing over your hip in lazy circles. “That’s cute.”
Heat rushes to your cheeks, embarrassment and lingering pleasure making your body feel even more sensitive. Chris chuckles softly, leaning down to press a lingering kiss against your parted lips before whispering, “Guess we’ll have to take our time, won’t we?”
Chris stays still for a moment, his warmth pressed against your back as he lets you catch your breath. His arms tighten around you slightly, anchoring you to him as he presses a lingering kiss to the back of your shoulder. You’re still trembling, body sensitive and flushed from your sudden release.
He exhales softly, his lips grazing the shell of your ear. “You okay?” His voice is low, gentle.
You nod, swallowing past the tightness in your throat. The feeling of him still inside you, filling you completely, makes you shudder.
Chris shifts behind you, adjusting the way he’s holding you. His arm is draped over your waist, fingers spread over your stomach, grounding you. His other hand smooths over your thigh, soothing, patient.
“Do you want me to keep going?” he asks, voice laced with restraint, as if he’s willing to stop if you say no.
To his surprise, you whisper, “Yes.”
A deep, quiet groan rumbles from his chest, and you feel his fingers flex against your skin. His lips press into the curve of your neck before he moves again, a slow, deliberate roll of his hips. The stretch burns slightly, but the pleasure laced in it makes your breath hitch.
Chris moves carefully, his thrusts slow and deep, keeping you flush against him as he spoons you. His hand trails from your breasts, to your stomach, splaying over your skin as if he wants to feel every reaction, every tremor that ripples through you.
“You feel so good,” he murmurs, voice breathless against your ear. His pace remains steady, each push and pull measured, sending waves of heat through your body.
Your hands grip onto his arm, holding onto him as pleasure coils low in your stomach once again. Every movement is intimate, every breath shared in the quiet space between you. Chris’s lips ghost over your shoulder, his soft grunts vibrating against your skin as he continues to move within you, drawing out every ounce of pleasure he can.
And in that moment, wrapped in his arms, pressed against him so completely, you find yourself lost in the way he makes you feel—like you were meant to fit together like this.
Chris’s breath is hot against your ear as he leans in, his voice dropping into a husky whisper. “Feels good,” he murmurs, his lips barely brushing your skin. “Fits just right… but I think it could be thinner. Let me feel you more.”
His slow, deliberate thrusts send a shiver through you, your body tightening around him in response. He chuckles, the sound deep and breathless. “You like that, don’t you?” He presses a lingering kiss to your jaw, his hand gripping your hip to keep you steady as he rolls into you again, deeper this time.
You don’t answer, too lost in the pleasure unfurling inside you. Chris doesn’t mind. He continues to move, the tension building between you both. “Maybe I should test a few more,” he muses between ragged breaths, his voice laced with amusement. “Make sure we get it just right.”
His words make you whimper, and he groans in response. “You’re so cute moaning like that,” he breathes, his pace quickening as he nears his peak. His grip on you tightens, his movements becoming more desperate, more frantic. The coil in your stomach tightens, and before you know it, you’re coming again, your body tensing as waves of pleasure crash over you.
Chris groans against your neck, his hips stuttering as he follows right behind you. His grip on you never loosens, holding you close as he spills into the condom, his breath warm and heavy against your skin.
For a moment, the room is filled with nothing but the sound of your breaths mingling. Chris presses a soft, lingering kiss to your shoulder before shifting, turning you gently onto your back so he can look at you. His dark eyes flick over your face, taking in your dazed expression before he leans down, kissing you deeply.
When he pulls back, a smirk tugs at his lips. Then, he reaches for the duvet at the foot of the bed and carefully pulls it over both of you, tucking it around your bare body. The warmth is instant, but not nearly as comforting as the way he wraps himself around you right after.
His arms tighten around your waist, drawing you flush against his chest. His breath is warm against the back of your neck as he settles in, his lips barely grazing your skin. For a while, neither of you speak. The rise and fall of your breaths eventually sync, the exhaustion from the night settling into your limbs. Just as your eyes begin to flutter shut, his voice breaks the silence—low, drowsy, and laced with something softer than usual.
“Goodnight,” he murmurs, the word barely more than a breath against your skin.
For a moment, you hesitate, but then, in the safety of the dimly lit room and the comfort of his arms, you whisper back, “Goodnight.”
Chris hums in contentment, tightening his hold just slightly before finally allowing himself to drift off to sleep.
-
The morning light filters through the curtains, casting a warm glow across the hotel suite. Your eyes flutter open, and for a moment, you're disoriented—until the sound of running water brings everything back.
Chris is in the shower.
Your stomach tightens as memories from last night flood in, and instinct kicks in. You need to leave. Carefully, you slip out of bed, scanning the room for your clothes. But just as you reach for your bag, the bathroom door swings open, and there he stands—his hair damp, beads of water clinging to his toned skin, a white towel hanging dangerously low around his hips. You freeze in place.
Chris notices your reaction and grins. "Unless you want to walk out of the hotel naked, I don’t think you’re going anywhere."
Your brows furrow in confusion as he tilts his head toward the chair. "I sent your dress for dry cleaning."
Your lips part in disbelief. "You what?"
Chris walks up to you, holding out a plush bathrobe. “Relax. It'll be back soon.” He doesn’t just hand it to you—he steps closer, draping it over your shoulders and helping you slip your arms through the sleeves, his touch far too gentle for how casual he's acting.
"Go shower," he tells you, his voice softer now.
You hesitate but eventually nod, dragging yourself toward the bathroom. Just as you reach the doorway, he calls after you, "Better hurry. I ordered room service for breakfast."
Your body tenses at his words, but you say nothing. Instead, you step inside and shut the door behind you, leaning against it for a moment—just processing everything from last night to this very second.
The test, the sex, everything blurs into one and before you recall more memories from last night, you get into the shower in hope to wash it away.
The scent of freshly brewed coffee and warm pastries fills the suite as you step out of the bathroom, now wrapped in the bathrobe Chris gave you. He’s already seated at the small dining table by the window, scrolling through his phone while absentmindedly sipping from his cup. A full spread of breakfast is laid out—omelets, toast, fruit, and two cups of coffee.
Without a word, you take the seat across from him. He glances up briefly but doesn’t say anything, just pushes a plate toward you in a silent invitation to eat.
The quiet stretches between you, thick with unspoken thoughts. You focus on your food, taking small bites, though you barely taste anything. Chris, on the other hand, eats leisurely, like this is just another morning. Then, he finally breaks the silence.
“So,” he says, setting his fork down. “What’s your conclusion on the product test last night?”
You almost choke on your coffee. Your eyes dart to him, but his expression is unreadable, as if he’s genuinely asking for a professional evaluation. You hesitate, gripping your fork a little tighter.
"Well?" he presses, taking another sip of his coffee. "Did it pass?"
You clear your throat, setting your coffee cup down carefully. “I think… to be thorough, it’s better to run a few more tests.”
Chris quirks an eyebrow, a slow smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “A few more tests, huh?” He leans back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest. “Didn’t expect you to be so dedicated to research.”
You roll your eyes, trying to ignore the heat creeping up your neck. “It’s just proper procedure.”
“Proper procedure,” he repeats, his smirk widening. “You sure it’s just that? Because last night, it kinda seemed like you were enjoying yourself.”
Your jaw tightens, and you stab a piece of fruit with your fork. “That’s not relevant to the study.”
Chris chuckles, clearly entertained. “Right, of course. All in the name of science.” He tilts his head slightly, his gaze locked onto you. “So, how many more ‘tests’ are we talking about? Two? Three? A full trial period?”
You sigh, exasperated. “I haven’t decided yet.”
Chris hums, taking another bite of his toast. “Well, just let me know. I’m happy to help.” His tone is casual, but there’s a glint in his eyes that makes your stomach flip.
You quickly focus on your breakfast, pretending not to notice the way he’s watching you.
Chris leisurely takes a sip of his coffee, playing it cool as he glances around the suite. “You know,” he muses, “I’m really liking this hotel. Feels… comfortable.” He leans back slightly, stretching his muscular arms before resting them on the table. “I think it’d be a great place to conduct another test.”
You pause mid-bite, eyes flickering up to him. He’s watching you, but his expression is unreadable—except for the slight curve of his lips. Then, he grins. “Maybe next weekend?”
You nearly choke on your food, quickly taking a sip of water to recover. “You’re already planning the next one?”
Chris shrugs, feigning innocence. “Just being proactive. You said it yourself—we need more tests for accuracy.” He lifts his coffee cup again, smirking over the rim. “And I wouldn’t want to let you down.”
You exhale sharply, placing your utensils down. “I haven’t even analyzed the results from last night.”
“Take your time,” he says easily, “but don’t overthink it too much.” He tilts his head, studying you. “Unless… you’re backing out?”
You narrow your eyes at him, refusing to give him the satisfaction of knowing how flustered you are. “I’ll let you know,” you say, keeping your voice even.
Chris chuckles, clearly enjoying himself. “I’ll be waiting.”
-
Monday morning, you walk into work with an unusual lightness in your step. You try not to think too much about that night—about Chris, his touch, the way he whispered in your ear—but the memories flash unbidden in your mind, making your face warm. You force yourself to keep your expression neutral, not wanting to attract any suspicion. Especially from Jane.
Speaking of which… you realize she hasn’t come to bother you like usual. Curious, you make your way to her lab, where you find her hunched over her workstation, deeply focused.
“Hey,” you call out, stepping inside. “What’s got you so busy?”
Jane barely glances up before turning back to her notes. “I have to finish my reformulation today,” she says quickly. “Final presentation’s tomorrow, and if I don’t get this right, all my work’s going down the drain.”
You nod in understanding. The pressure of finalizing a product before launch is no joke, and seeing Jane—who’s usually so carefree—this stressed means she’s really cutting it close.
“You got this,” you tell her sincerely. “Good luck.”
She lets out a deep breath, finally pausing to give you a smirk. “I better. If I crash and burn, I’m dragging you down with me.”
You chuckle, shaking your head. “Noted.”
Back in your own lab, you try to push all thoughts of Chris aside and focus on your own work. But as you review your notes and the adjustments you’ve made to the product, an uncomfortable realization creeps in—you’re running out of time.
Jane’s stress reminds you that your own product is also in a critical stage. If she’s giving her final presentation tomorrow, that means your deadline isn’t far behind. You tap your pen against your clipboard, staring at the latest batch of data, and suddenly, the pressure starts to settle heavily on your shoulders.
You sigh and grab your phone, quickly sending an email to the team in charge of screening participants. A few minutes later, you receive a reply:
Final stage of screening participants. Will update once selection is complete.
You lean back in your chair, exhaling slowly. Final stage. That means any day now, you’ll have another participant to help move this process forward—another participant who isn’t Chris. For some reason, that last thought lingers a little too long in your mind.
-
A few days later, Jane is a walking ball of stress, and unfortunately, it’s rubbing off on you.
She paces back and forth in the break room, arms crossed, her fingers tapping against her upper arm impatiently. “I don’t get it. They should’ve given me an answer by now,” she mutters before turning to you with a sharp look. “What if they hated it? What if they’re just trying to figure out a way to reject it without making me throw a fit?”
You sip your iced coffee, trying to keep your own anxiety in check. “If they hated it, they would’ve told you already,” you reason, though you understand her panic completely.
Jane groans and drops her head onto the table. “I can’t take this anymore. The waiting is worse than the presentation itself.”
You don’t say it out loud, but you completely agree. Because the uncertainty of your own project’s progress is starting to gnaw at you too. You haven’t received any updates on the new participant, and without that, you can’t finalize the product. And without a finalized product, you can’t meet your deadline.
You exhale and press your fingers against your temples, suddenly feeling the weight of everything piling up. “Your stress is contagious, you know that?” you mumble.
Jane lifts her head just enough to give you a weak smirk. “Misery loves company.”
Later that day, you get a message from Chris’s secretary, asking you to stop by his office. You hesitate for a moment, wondering if you should prepare yourself for whatever he has in store this time. But you shake off the thought and head over.
When you step inside, Chris is leaning back in his chair, sleeves rolled up, looking effortlessly good as usual. He grins when he sees you. “Hey, right on time,” he says, and you do as told, walking over to his desk.
“I wanted to let you know I’m available this weekend for the test,” he says, watching you closely.
You nod, trying to muster up some enthusiasm. “Okay. That works.”
Chris tilts his head, his grin faltering slightly. “That’s it? No excitement?”
You blink at him. “I don’t know what you want me to say.”
His brow raises. “I don’t know… maybe something like ‘Great! Can’t wait!’” He leans forward, resting his arms on the desk. “What’s wrong with you today?”
You sigh and rub your temples. “I’m just stressed about my product. There’s still so much to do, and I don’t even know if I’ll have another participant before the deadline.”
Chris hums in thought, then leans back again. “Well, you’re doing your best, right?”
“I guess.”
He smirks. “That’s all that matters. Besides, I’m the one doing my best for you.”
You roll your eyes, but the corner of your lips twitches at his teasing. “Of course, how could I forget?”
Chris chuckles, pleased with himself. “Exactly. So stop stressing. I’ve got you.”
You shift your weight from one foot to the other, still feeling the weight of your stress pressing down on you. “You know… you could’ve just texted me about the test instead of calling me to your office.”
Chris scoffs, shaking his head with a smirk. “Yeah, I could’ve.”
You wait for him to continue, but he just looks at you like you should already know the answer. When you don’t say anything, he leans forward slightly, voice dropping a little.
“But I wanted to see you.”
His words catch you completely off guard, and you freeze for a second, unsure how to respond. He watches you closely, amused by your reaction.
Your mouth opens, then closes. You clear your throat, trying to brush off the sudden shift in atmosphere. “Well… you’ve seen me now,” you mutter, avoiding his gaze.
Chris chuckles. “Yeah, I have.” He tilts his head. “And?”
“And what?”
He grins. “Feel better?”
You scoff. “No.”
Chris just laughs at your flat response, shaking his head. “Liar.”
He leans back in his chair, still smirking as he watches you squirm under his gaze. “I think you do feel better,” he teases. “You just don’t want to admit it.”
You roll your eyes, crossing your arms. “If I’m stressed, I’m stressed. Seeing you doesn’t magically fix that.”
He hums thoughtfully. “Maybe not, but I bet it helps a little.”
You scoff, looking away, refusing to give him the satisfaction of a response. The part you hate the most is because he’s not entirely wrong. Despite everything weighing on you, there’s something about his presence—his confidence, his teasing, the way he acts like he’s got everything under control—that makes you feel just a little lighter.
And that annoys you.
-
The hotel lobby is dimly lit, elegant but not overly extravagant. You step through the entrance, scanning the space until your eyes land on Chris, who’s waiting near the elevators. He’s dressed casually but polished—dark slacks, a fitted shirt with the top two buttons undone, looking unfairly good as usual.
Just as you take a step toward him, your phone buzzes in your bag. You fish it out and sigh when you see Jane’s name flashing on the screen. Pressing the phone to your ear, you barely manage a greeting before she starts rambling.
“I swear, if they don’t approve this formula, I’m quitting,” she huffs. “I mean, not really, but you get what I mean. I haven’t slept properly in three days, and I think I’m running on caffeine and pure delusion at this point.”
You let out a small laugh, even though the stress in her voice weighs on you. “It’ll be fine, Jane. You worked hard on it.”
“That’s what people say before something blows up in their face,” she groans. “Anyway, where are you? I need to rant.”
Panic flickers in your chest. You glance around, as if she could somehow see you through the phone. “Uh… just out,” you say vaguely. “I’ll call you later, okay?”
She huffs again. “Fine. But if I have a breakdown, it’s on you.”
You chuckle. “Duly noted.” Ending the call, you sigh, but the stress clings to you, the tension knotting in your shoulders refusing to ease.
You take a deep breath and walk toward Chris, who straightens when he sees you. He starts to say something, but before he can get a word out, you grab his face and kiss him.
Chris barely has time to react when you press your lips to his, the kiss sudden and hurried, almost desperate. His hands instinctively settle on your waist, grounding you for the few fleeting seconds before you pull away.
Your lips are still parted as you mutter, “Why don’t we just skip dinner and head upstairs?”
Chris blinks, momentarily surprised by your forwardness. Then, slowly, a smirk tugs at the corner of his lips. “Someone’s eager tonight,” he muses, his voice low and teasing.
You huff, looking away. “I just—” You exhale sharply, rubbing your temple. “I'm just a little stressed.”
His expression softens slightly. “Ah.”
“It’s work. I'm stressed about work, and I just—I don’t know.” You sigh, shaking your head. “It’s like I can’t escape it.”
Chris tilts his head, studying you for a moment before his hand finds yours. “Then let’s go.”
You look at him questioningly.
He squeezes your hand. “Upstairs,” he clarifies. “Since that’s what you want.”
You nod, letting him lead you toward the elevators. As the doors close behind you, sealing you both away from the rest of the world, Chris turns to you, his grip tightening ever so slightly.
“Want me to help you take your mind off work?” he asks, his voice rich with suggestion.
You swallow, anticipation coiling in your stomach. “Yes.”
-
The hotel suite door barely shuts behind you before Chris pulls you in, his hands framing your face as his lips crash into yours. The kiss is deep, heated, and rushed—both of you hungry for each other. Your fingers clutch at his shirt, dragging him closer as you stumble toward the bed.
Chris’s hands slide down your back, finding the zipper of your dress and pulling it down in one swift motion. The fabric pools at your feet, leaving you in your lingerie as he lifts you effortlessly into his arms. You gasp, arms looping around his neck as he carries you to the bed, laying you down gently against the plush sheets.
He kneels above you, his dark eyes drinking you in before he reaches for the buttons of his shirt. One by one, he undoes them, his toned chest coming into view, and once the shirt is off, he tosses it aside without a second thought. Then, he leans in again, claiming your lips with his own, his body pressing against yours as the heat between you intensifies.
For a moment, the purpose of tonight is forgotten. There’s no product test, no work stress—just the two of you tangled together, lips moving in sync, hands wandering, breaths coming out in soft, desperate gasps.
Then, your fingers trail down his chest, lower and lower, until you feel the growing bulge beneath his pants. Chris groans softly against your lips, his body tensing slightly at your touch. That’s when reality crashes back into you.
You break the kiss slightly, your breaths mingling as you whisper, “Chris, the condom. In my bag.”
Chris hovers above you for a second, his eyes searching yours. Then, with a slow smirk, he leans in, brushing a teasing kiss against your lips before murmuring, “Yes, ma’am.”
He gets off the bed, heading toward where you left your bag, and as you watch him, heart racing, you can’t help but think—maybe this test is just an excuse now.
You watch as Chris retrieves the condom from your bag, his fingers expertly tearing open the wrapper. He steps out of his remaining clothes, his bare form illuminated by the dim hotel lighting. Your eyes are drawn downward, and despite having seen him before, the sheer size of him still makes your stomach flip. It’s intimidating—taunting, even—and the nerves creep up on you all over again.
Chris notices the way you tense, the way your thighs press together involuntarily. Rolling the condom over his length with practiced ease, he turns back to you, amusement flickering in his dark eyes.
“You need to relax,” he murmurs, his voice smooth yet edged with something deeper, something almost reassuring.
He crawls back onto the bed, hovering over you once more, his hands running along your sides as if to coax the tension out of your body. “You’re overthinking it,” he adds, pressing a soft kiss to your jaw, then another just below your ear.
Your breath hitches when his lips trail lower, down your neck, his touch slow and deliberate. It’s almost distracting enough to make you forget your nerves—almost. But when he settles between your legs, his gaze locking onto yours, the anticipation coils tightly in your stomach once more.
Chris smirks, tilting his head. “You trust me, don’t you?”
And the way he asks it—soft, teasing, but with a glimmer of something genuine—makes your heart skip.
His hands roam your body with a deliberate slowness, his fingertips tracing the curves of your waist, the dip of your stomach, the softness of your thighs. Each touch is meant to ease the tension out of you, to replace your nerves with something warmer, something deeper.
“You’re so beautiful,” he murmurs against your skin, his lips pressing gentle kisses along your collarbone. “So soft… so perfect.”
His voice is a lull, smoothing over your anxiety like silk. He drags his mouth lower, his breath fanning across your skin as he continues whispering praises—how good you feel, how much he likes touching you, how you have no idea what you do to him.
You shudder beneath him, your body instinctively responding to his words, his touch. The tension in your muscles slowly unravels, and Chris pulls back just enough to take in the sight of you. His gaze sweeps over your bare form, dark and heavy with admiration. He doesn’t rush. He just looks.
“Gosh,” he breathes out, a slow grin forming on his lips. “I could look at you all night.”
The intensity in his eyes makes your breath catch, heat rising in your cheeks. He leans in again, his hands framing your face as he brushes his lips over yours.
“You okay now?” he asks, voice low, his forehead resting against yours.
And maybe it’s the way he’s holding you, or the way he’s looking at you like you’re something precious—but you find yourself nodding, your nerves fading into something else entirely.
Chris’s fingers trail down your body with deliberate slowness, his touch igniting warmth everywhere he grazes. His lips brush against your ear as his fingers tease along your inner thigh, his breath sending a shiver down your spine.
“You’re already trembling,” he murmurs, his voice laced with amusement and something deeper—something that makes your stomach tighten. “Are you nervous or just impatient?”
You don’t answer, not when his fingers finally slip between your legs, parting you with ease and easily finds your clit as it pulsates with each gentle rub. He does it for a long moment, waiting until you're wet enough for him to slip his two fingers inside you. A soft gasp escapes before you can stop it, and Chris hums in approval, pressing a lingering kiss just below your jaw.
“You always take me so well,” he whispers, his fingers moving in slow, calculated pumps that make your toes curl. “And you’re already clenching around me… How do you think you’ll handle me when I’m actually inside you?”
The words alone send heat rushing through you, but it’s the way he says them—low and coaxing, like he’s savoring every reaction you give him. You turn your face into his shoulder, gripping onto him as if grounding yourself, but Chris only chuckles.
“Don’t hide from me,” he coaxes, shifting so he can watch your face. “I want to see everything.”
He curls his fingers inside to get to your sensitive spot, his touch sending waves of pleasure coursing through you, and your breath stutters. Chris smiles against your cheek, his voice softer now, gentler.
“Just relax,” he murmurs. “Let me take care of you.”
Your body tightens around his fingers as the pleasure builds, your breath hitching with every precise movement of his hand. Chris watches you intently, his dark eyes flickering with something both possessive and admiring as he feels you getting closer.
"That's it," he whispers, his lips grazing your temple. "You’re so good for me."
His thumb circles your clit just right, and the tension in your body unravels all at once. A sharp cry slips from your lips as the pleasure crashes over you, leaving you trembling in his arms. Chris doesn’t stop right away—he works you through it, dragging out every last wave until you're gasping, your fingers digging into his shoulders for stability.
When you finally go limp against him, he presses a soft kiss to your cheek, his voice warm and full of praise. "So beautiful when you come around my fingers like that," he murmurs, his fingers slipping away only to trail soothingly along your thigh.
You barely have time to catch your breath before he leans in, his lips brushing against yours. "Think you’re ready for me now?" he asks, a teasing grin playing at his lips.
Despite his words, he gives you a moment to climb down your high, touching you, kissing you, keeping you heated just enough for the next one.
When he deems you're ready, he settles himself between your legs and take another moment to warm you up, sliding his cock between your folds, intentionally lubricating it with your essence.
The moment he starts to push his cock into your entrance, you whimper, your fingers gripping the sheets. He stills immediately, his brows furrowing.
“Still hurts?” he murmurs, his voice softer now, tinted with concern.
You shake your head instinctively, but he isn’t convinced. His large hands massage your hips soothingly, and for a moment, he just stays there, warm and solid against you. Then, as if making a decision, he leans down, pressing a kiss between your shoulder blades before murmuring against your skin, “There’s more than one way to do this.”
Before you can ask what he means, he shifts, gently guiding you onto your stomach. His hands coax your legs together, and then you feel it—his length settling between your thighs, snug and heavy. He lets out a low hum of approval as he starts a slow, deliberate movement, sliding his cock against you, the condom still doing its job.
“This works just fine for the test,” he says, a smirk evident in his voice. “No need for penetration.”
The new sensation sends a shiver through you. His body is warm against your back, his arms caging you in as he moves, taking his time. His above average cock allowing him to hit your clit for every time he thrusts forward. Every deliberate stroke of his tip on your clit has you squirming, and when he presses his lips to your ear, his breath hot, he whispers, “You feel so good like this… almost better than the real thing.”
His hands grip your waist, guiding you to match his rhythm, and before you know it, the tension in your body builds again. The sensation overwhelms you, and with one final push of pleasure, you come undone beneath him, trembling as the feeling washes over you. Chris lets out a low groan, his own release following moments after.
A smirk tugs at his lips as he leans down, pressing a lingering kiss to your shoulder. His arms wrap around you, holding you close as your breathing evens out, and for a fleeting moment, the weight of everything else disappears.
Chris lets out a content sigh, his grip on you loosening slightly as he shifts onto his side, still keeping you close. He presses a lazy kiss against the back of your shoulder before murmuring, “Well, I gotta say, the condom held up pretty well.”
You blink in confusion, still trying to come down from your high. “What?”
He chuckles, propping himself up on one elbow so he can look at you. “You know… the test? The whole reason we’re here?” His smirk deepens when you don’t respond right away. “Don’t tell me you forgot.”
Heat rushes to your face as you realize he’s right. You were so caught up in the moment, in him, that you completely forgot this was supposed to be about work. You scowl at his teasing tone, but Chris only grins wider.
“That’s cute,” he muses, reaching out to tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear. “You’re really slacking as a researcher, you know? Getting too distracted by your test subject.”
You groan, pushing at his chest, but he just laughs, rolling onto his back with a smug expression. “Don’t worry,” he says, stretching his arms over his head. “We can always run more tests. Just to be thorough.”
You roll your eyes, but deep down, you know you’re in trouble—because a part of you is already considering it.
Chris stretches his arms behind his head, still lounging in the bed with that smug expression. Then, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world, he says, “I don’t know about you, but I’m starving. Should we order some room service?”
You hesitate, still tangled in the sheets, still feeling the lingering heat between you. But the idea of food is tempting, and you nod. “Yeah… okay.”
Chris grins, reaching for the hotel’s menu on the nightstand. “Good. I was gonna order anyway, but I figured I’d be polite and ask.”
You scoff but let it slide, watching as he casually flips through the options. He orders for both of you without asking what you want, but somehow, he picks exactly what you would have chosen.
When the food arrives, the two of you settle onto the couch, eating in comfortable silence for a while. The tension from earlier has softened into something almost… normal. Like this is just another dinner, another night spent together. Then, as you poke at your plate, you find yourself speaking without really thinking. “Thanks, by the way.”
Chris glances up from his food. “For what?”
You shift slightly, feeling a little awkward. “For earlier. For not… pushing it when I said it hurt.”
Chris leans back, setting his fork down. He studies you for a moment before giving a small shrug. “I told you before, didn’t I? I wasn’t gonna do anything you weren’t ready for.”
You swallow, feeling something tighten in your chest.
Chris smirks, sensing the shift in your expression. “What? Surprised I’m a decent guy?”
You roll your eyes. “A little.”
He chuckles, shaking his head. “You wound me.” But there’s something softer in his eyes now, something that makes you look away before he can read too much into your expression.
Chris doesn’t push. Instead, he just picks up his fork again, casually adding, “Guess that means we’ll just have to try again next time.”
Your stomach flips. “Next time?”
Chris just grins. “Unless you’re saying the test is complete?”
You don’t answer, and his smirk widens as he takes another bite of his food.
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The morning sunlight filters through the hotel suite’s curtains as you fasten the last button of your blouse, trying to ignore the way Chris watches you from across the room. He’s standing by the dresser, rolling up the sleeves of his black shirt, looking far too put together for someone who spent the night in a hotel bed with you.
"You’re quiet this morning," he comments, slipping on his watch.
You smooth down the hem of your dress, keeping your eyes on your reflection in the mirror. "Just thinking about work."
He looks relaxed—too relaxed, considering the nature of your conversation.
"So," he says, tapping the fork against his thigh, "how are you planning to refine the product?"
You clear your throat, forcing yourself to focus. "I need to get more participant feedback, obviously. We’ve tested the fit, but durability and performance still need more trials."
Chris hums in acknowledgment, but there’s a knowing glint in his eyes. "And how do I rank as a participant?"
You shoot him a look, trying not to let the memory of the night’s events creep back into your mind. "You're… useful," you answer carefully.
He chuckles at that. "Just useful? After everything?"
You press your lips together, ignoring his teasing tone. "I mean it, Chris. But I need more participants for a thorough evaluation."
At that, his amusement fades slightly. He sits up straighter, turning toward you. "More participants, huh?"
You nod, scribbling something in your notebook to avoid looking at him. "It’s necessary for better data."
Chris is quiet for a moment, then he leans in, close enough that you can feel his warmth. "I get it," he says, voice softer now. "Just don’t forget who was here first."
You finally glance up at him, and the weight of his gaze makes your stomach flip. There’s something unreadable in his expression—not quite jealousy, but not far from it either.
You swallow. "Of course not."
A small smirk tugs at his lips, but he doesn’t push further. Instead, he nudges your knee with his. "So, should I clear my schedule for next weekend?"
You exhale, shaking your head. "I’ll let you know."
Chris grins, leaning back onto his elbows. "Can’t wait."
You roll your eyes, not indulging him with an answer. Instead, you head toward the door, but just as you reach for the handle, Chris beats you to it, leaning down slightly.
"Leaving without a goodbye?" he teases, voice low.
You glance at him, hesitating for half a second before sighing. "Goodbye, Chris."
As you walk down the quiet hotel corridor, your thoughts swirl between the pressure of finalizing your product and the undeniable truth that you still need more data. More tests.
You tighten your grip on your bag, exhaling sharply. That’s what this is about—work. Research. A product that needs to be perfected before it can move forward.
And yet, as you recall the way Chris looked at you before you left, the way he smirked at the idea of "more participants," a different kind of tension settles in your chest.
Finalizing your product soon is the goal. But a small, dangerous part of you wonders if maybe… just maybe… you’re not quite ready to be done with the testing phase.
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As you're walking through the office hallway, your mind is still clouded with the remnants of the weekend—Chris’s touch, his whispered praises, the way he held you close even after everything was over. Every time you close your eyes, flashes of that night play in your head, making warmth creep up your neck. You shake your head, trying to snap yourself out of it as you step into your lab, determined to focus on work. But the moment you walk in, you freeze.
There’s a man already inside, leaning lazily against the counter, his posture relaxed yet confident, like he’s been waiting for you. The overhead lights cast sharp angles on his sharp jawline, his lips curled into a smirk that feels almost too self-assured. He straightens when he sees you, his eyes—dark, playful—sweeping over you in quiet amusement.
Then, with deliberate slowness, he steps forward. "Finally," he drawls, his voice smooth, almost teasing. "I was starting to think I had the wrong lab."
You blink, caught off guard. He doesn’t look like he belongs here—his presence too bold, too magnetic for the clinical atmosphere of your workspace. "I'm sorry but who are you?" you ask, wary.
He stops just a breath away, the distance between you charged with something you can’t quite place. Then, with a cocky tilt of his head, he offers his hand.
"Han Jisung," he introduces himself, his smirk widening as his fingers brush against yours. "Your new test participant."
Your stomach drops and for a second, all you can do is stare.
"Looks like we’ll be working pretty closely together," he adds, voice dripping with amusement. "I hope you're ready for me."
And just like that, your carefully maintained world tilts off its axis.
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How do you *accidentally* make a programming language?
Oh, it's easy! You make a randomizer for a game, because you're doing any% development, you set up the seed file format such that each line of the file defines an event listener for a value change of an uberstate (which is an entry of the game's built-in serialization system for arbitrary data that should persiste when saved).
You do this because it's a fast hack that lets you trigger pickup grants on item finds, since each item find always will correspond with an uberstate change. This works great! You smile happily and move on.
There's a small but dedicated subgroup of users who like using your randomizer as a canvas! They make what are called "plandomizer seeds" ("plandos" for short), which are seed files that have been hand-written specifically to give anyone playing them a specific curated set of experiences, instead of something random. These have a long history in your community, in part because you threw them a few bones when developing your last randomizer, and they are eager to see what they can do in this brave new world.
A thing they pick up on quickly is that there are uberstates for lots more things than just item finds! They can make it so that you find double jump when you break a specific wall, or even when you go into an area for the first time and the big splash text plays. Everyone agrees that this is neat.
It is in large part for the plando authors' sake that you allow multiple line entries for the same uberstate that specify different actions - you have the actions run in order. This was a feature that was hacked into the last randomizer you built later, so you're glad to be supporting it at a lower level. They love it! It lets them put multiple items at individual locations. You smile and move on.
Over time, you add more action types besides just item grants! Printing out messages to your players is a great one for plando authors, and is again a feature you had last time. At some point you add a bunch for interacting with player health and energy, because it'd be easy. An action that teleports the player to a specific place. An action that equips a skill to the player's active skill bar. An action that removes a skill or ability.
Then, you get the brilliant idea that it'd be great if actions could modify uberstates directly. Uberstates control lots of things! What if breaking door 1 caused door 2 to break, so you didn't have to open both up at once? What if breaking door 2 caused door 1 to respawn, and vice versa, so you could only go through 1 at a time? Wouldn't that be wonderful? You test this change in some simple cases, and deploy it without expecting people to do too much with it.
Your plando authors quickly realize that when actions modify uberstates, the changes they make can trigger other actions, as long as there are lines in their files that listen for those. This excites them, and seems basically fine to you, though you do as an afterthought add an optional parameter to your uberstate modification action that can be used to suppress the uberstate change detector, since some cases don't actually want that behavior.
(At some point during all of this, the plando authors start hunting through the base game and cataloging unused uberstates, to be used as arbitrary variables for their nefarious purposes. You weren't expecting that! Rather than making them hunt down and use a bunch of random uberstates for data storage, you sigh and add a bunch of explicitly-unused ones for them to play with instead.)
Then, your most arcane plando magician posts a guide on how to use the existing systems to set up control flow. It leverages the fact that setting an uberstate to a value it already has does not trigger the event listener for that uberstate, so execution can branch based on whether or not a state has been set to a specific value or not!
Filled with a confused mixture of pride and fear, you decide that maybe you should provide some kind of native control flow structure that isn't that? And because you're doing a lot of this development underslept and a bit past your personal Balmer peak, the first idea that you have and implement is conditional stops, which are actions that halt processing of a multiple-action-chain if an uberstate is [less than, equal to, greater than] a given value.
The next day, you realize that your seed specification format now can, while executing an action chain, read from memory, write to memory, branch based on what it finds in memory, and loop. It can simulate a turing machine, using the uberstates as tape. You set out to create a format by which your seed generator could talk to your client mod, and have ended up with a turing complete programming language. You laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
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weirdmageddon · 1 year ago
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my friend came up with some jigsaw shit last night and im speechless
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the smosh babies challenge
the challenge where you need to watch every episode of smosh babies within 24 hours
**you may**
- watch with friends who are also taking the smosh babies challenge. this may only be done over the phone or a voice call so you dont accidentally divert your attention from smosh babies during the challenge. while there is no limit on how many friends you can take the challenge with, managing your group and ensuring that nobody cheats makes the challenge significantly more difficult and is not recommended. the ideal group is 2-4 people
- take up to 3 breaks of any desired length
- eat while watching
-play with cards during breaks
- be creative during breaks (drawing, writing, singing, etc.)
**you may not**
- call anyone NOT doing the smosh babies challenge with you. the only voices you will hear during the challenge are the voices of those participating, and the voice cast of smosh babies. texting during breaks is still allowed.
- go on post-based social media until every episode has been completed. no tumblr. no twitter. nothing like that. this extends to public discord servers too. the only use case for social media is instant messaging apps to text people directly and stay in contact with the person youre executing the challenge with. if someone sends you a video, youre not allowed to watch it. you also cannot conspire to get your social media fix by asking people to send you screenshots. being in cahoots and trying to outsmart the system is considered cheating.
- be "desynced" with your friend taking the challenge. you must both be watching the same episodes at the same time. preferably using a screen sharing system or watch together app
- consume any sort of media during breaks or during the 24 hours the challenge is in session
- have other tabs or music open. no texting friends while smosh babies is in progress. you are allowed to text people during breaks. the only exception to the music rule is that you are permitted to listen to music during a 1 of your 3 breaks. it is highly recommended that you use your music break when you go to sleep. if you need to leave to go to the store or do something during a break and music is playing, that is ok. however, you are not to have any influence or control over said music. no loopholes
- draw or entertain yourself otherwise while smosh babies is on in the background. **you must pay attention to each and every episode of smosh babies. do not look for any sort of loopholes**
- skip the credits. drawing during the credits IS allowed, but ONLY if youre drawing the smosh babies. they must recognizably be smosh babies. no complicated abstractions or jumps in artistic logic to avoid drawing smosh babies. once the credits are over, you must" stop drawing. i personally recommend you use this time to draw as fast as you possibly can
- watch the episodes out of order
- watch the episodes at a faster speed
every episode must be watched to completion within the 24 hour timeframe
the challenge is officially over once every episode has been watched. your reward is a sinking feeling
and if you cheated, i hope you feel genuinely awful. the smosh babies challenge is a commitment. if you could only win by cheating, i need you to know that it was all worth nothing. im disappointed in you
for the worthy few
get smosh babying
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suiana · 9 months ago
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this is inspired by inês and pedro from portugese history or smth BUT imagine being a servant to some noble princess and she marries your future yandere! king who falls for you instead of his wife.
you're loyal to your princess and don't reciprocate his feelings obviously. also, you're just a mere servant, not even of any noble blood. you can't dare to imagine being with a king. that doesn't stop the man from wanting you all to himself though.
he's never felt anything like this before. like yes, he's seen beautiful peolple but it doesn't even match up to the feelings that stir inside him when he as much as thinks about you. everything he feels makes him feel like a pre-pubescent boy that wants you carnally. it's a bit embarrassing. he's the king of a kingdom after all. always calm, always composed, never rash or impulsive. not like this.
but you're perfect.
he must have you. he's worked so hard, surely he deserves some compensation in the form of someone he really adores. so what if he has a wife? it was just an arranged marriage anyway. he bets his wife doesn't even like him and has a secret lover somewhere else.
you're the one he wants. not this random princess.
so he pursues you, wanting nothing more than for you to love him back. to love him and only him. all his council men and advisors tell him not to do it. that it's not wise to go after his wife's servant, some no name commoner. he doesn't care.
unfortunately for you, you succumbed to his advances. fortunately for him, you began to show him the love he so desperately craved.
and thus began your not-so-secret relationship. it was... quite wonderful, actually. he was an amazing lover. he treated you to the finest delicacies and spoiled you rotten. he truly only ever wanted the best for you and it showed in his actions. so much so that everyone was aware of how fond he was over you. even the queen (your princess) was supportive of your relationship with him.
however, all good times have to come to an end.
as expected, his parents weren't happy with your relationship with their son. are you serious? this random ahhh commoner is the one their son loves?? no way. this does not match their agenda.
you were charged with treason and sentenced to death not long after. your beloved king couldn't even do anything about it because he was in another kingdom attending to important affairs. truly the most despicable of parents.
you were set to be executed on the gulliotine in the middle of the kingdom. public humilation, is it? you made your way to your death bed, staring at the masses of people who commented about how pitiful you were. alas was the fate of an unlucky commoner.
"thank you, my love."
and you shut your eyes, never to open them ever again as the blade came falling down on your neck.
"stop!"
it was too late. the blade had already sliced your head off your body, blood pooling on the ground as your lifeless body remain limp on the gulliotine.
all was quite, except the laboured breaths of the kingdom's king as he shakily made his way over to your head. his hands were cold, eyes wide open in horror as he mutters to himself as though it would comfort him.
"no, no, no... hey, this is just a joke right? this..."
everyone in the area could only stare silently as their king silently wept over your death. his once pristine white garments now stained red as he cradles your head in his arms.
"why? why you? anyone but you..."
who knew that your death would be witnessed by your lover too? that your death day would coincide with his homecoming?
and just as fast as his despair and sadness came, so did rage.
all was calm except for the screams of his parents as his sword plunged deep into their chests. his face was dark, jaw tight as he gave a mere glance back at the crowd.
"kill everyone. make sure no one leaves alive."
at his order, all hell broke loose. where was the calm and benevolent king they knew?!
screams of pain and agony, cries for mercy... the crowd could only watch as their king stood beside your body. there wasn't a hint of remorse in his face. in fact, they couldn't read what he was even feeling. all they could see was the face of a man who was utterly crushed and desperate for his lover.
...
a few days after his massacre, he had divorced his ex wife and crowned you as his new spouse. he had carefully sown your head back onto your body, not wanting anyone else to touch what was his.
"you're beautiful, my darling."
he kisses your cold lips, helping you get dressed in your coronation outfit. his hands were soft, gentle as they always were with you. he wouldn't let anyone touch you. no, they didn't deserve to touch you. only he did.
he gently carried your body out to the grand hall, not caring about the terrified glances and looks from his advisors and the royal court. right, he had also brutally murdered anyone related to your death. the executioner, the advisors who agreed to your execution... no longer was he the benevolent king he was once known as but a mad dog.
"bow down to your new ruler."
he'll make sure you get recognised as what you were supposed to be recognised as.
how dare they try and kill you like you weren't his one and only? how dare they think so little of you and get rid of you when he wasn't in the country? that is a royal crime. not only are they looking down on you, but on him as well.
"from now on, you will listen to every demand and word that my spouse says."
if the air around the ballroom wasn't so thick, it might have come out as a joke. after all, you were dead. how were you to talk every again?
"welcome our new ruler."
that wasn't a question. it was a demand.
your king will make sure you get the love and respect you deserve. and who knows, maybe he'll get you back with how dedicated he is. he knows a thing or two about dark magic, perhaps the next thing he'll do is bring you back to life.
yes, that is a good idea. that way you and him can truly be together once again.
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liberalsarecool · 5 months ago
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The media reports felon rapist Trump executive orders as done deals. They do not call them illegal. They do not frame the legal battles that will stop Trump.
I have a lot of issues with the Democrats' response to a known Project 2025 attack on democracy, but the media is doing the worst job possible. Corporations kissed the MAGA ring unbelievably fast, too.
I can't lay all of this at the feet of Democrats.
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pitlanepeach · 2 months ago
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Radio Silence | Chapter Ten
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
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Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings — Autistic!OFC, strong language, kissing (!!!!!!!!), Christian Horner.
Notes — Ok. Prepare yourselves. This one is a rollercoaster of emotions. Spam me with your reactions. I NEED THEM.
Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! — Peach x
2020
The garage exploded around her the moment Max crossed the line.
Cheers, shouts, a metallic clang as someone slapped a wrench onto the floor in sheer joy, but Amelia barely flinched. Her eyes stayed fixed on the screen, on the numbers and coloured bars and steady, glorious confirmation. They'd done it. Max had done it. No tire drop-off. No panic stops. Just pure strategy, cool driving, clean execution.
She didn’t smile. Not yet. Her hands twitched first.
Left-right stim. Thumb against knuckle. Then both hands up, fluttering briefly before she reached into her hoodie and pulled out her golf ball. It spun smoothly across her palm, rolling fast with muscle memory. The hum in her chest started to ease, just a little.
She felt electric. Not in a jump-up-and-scream way. Just charged. Lit up from the inside. She could’ve written a novel in equations with the adrenaline fizzing in her blood.
Max had asked, earlier. A quiet, sincere little question. “Will you come? If I win?”
She’d said yes. Of course she had. But now—
“Thought you might need a rescue.” Lando’s voice cut through the static in her brain.
She turned, and there he was. Still in his race suit, hair damp and sticking to his forehead, a faint flush on his cheeks. His smile was crooked, a little breathless. He’d jogged the whole way from the McLaren garage — she’d bet money on it.
For her.
Because weeks ago, nervous and hesitant, she’d asked, “When the Red Bull wins—when Max crosses the line first—will you come find me? Be there? Go with me?”
He’d remembered.
“You’re late,” she said automatically.
“I’m just in time,” he corrected, giving her an amused glare. “Podium celebrations start in three minutes. Come on.” He held out his hand for her to take, eyebrow raised, waiting. 
Amelia blinked at him. The deafening noise didn’t vanish, but it softened. Became a dull roar behind something steadier. She walked straight into his chest, hands curling around his fireproofs. He smelled like rubber and heat and gas. It itched her nose but she couldn’t tear herself away. 
“You okay?” he asked, a little lower now. Just for her.
She nodded. “I just— It got loud. Too loud, too fast.”
Lando’s eyes crinkled. “Alright. We’ll make it quiet again.”
She didn’t know what that meant, but it didn’t matter. She stepped away. 
He held out his hand.
She hesitated. Just a second.
Then took it.
His fingers closed around hers, warm and solid, and for the first time since Max crossed the line, her shoulders dropped. Not all the way. But enough. “You’re lucky I like you,” she muttered as they walked, Lando carving a path through all of the gatherings of people. “Otherwise, I’d still be hiding behind the telemetry screen.”
Lando looked back at her and smirked. “You were hiding behind the telemetry screen?”
“Shut up.” She blushed. 
“God, I’ve missed you.”
Her steps faltered just slightly.
He noticed, and didn’t push it. Just gave her hand a gentle swing as they turned toward parc fermé.
Max was waiting. The champagne. The anthem. The high of a win that was already being written into the season’s story. And Amelia would be there for it; not because she had to be, but because she’d promised Max, and Lando had remembered.
— 
When her office door opened, Amelia glanced up from her laptop and stared.
Christian didn’t smile in greeting like he usually did. Instead, he walked to the table and laid a piece of paper flat in front of her.
It was a printout. A Kym Illman photo. Glossy. High quality. Nearly identical to the viral one from a year ago; Lando standing behind Amelia at the base of the podium. This time, Amelia was beaming up at Max, instead of last year’s Lewis. And Lando wasn’t watching the celebration; he was just smiling at her.
Amelia blinked at it. “Why are you holding a photo of me?”
Christian pulled out a chair and sat down, folding his hands over the table. “We need to have a conversation. About optics.”
She frowned. “Optics?”
“Perception, Amelia.”
“I know what the word means, Christian.” She frowned at him. 
He exhaled, slow. Like he was having to work hard to be patient. “People are starting to talk.” He told her. 
She nodded slowly. “They do that a lot.”
He exhaled. “About you, Amelia. About your relationship with Lando.”
Amelia paused, fingers hovering over her keyboard. She’d been avoiding Twitter all week after coming close to publicly arguing with a woman who tried to blame her daughter’s autism diagnosis on vaccines. She blinked, then looked up at Christian.
“…Are they saying something bad?”
“No. Not yet. But this is Red Bull. You know how the press is,” he said, laying a sheet of glossy photo paper on the desk in front of her. “You’re in the garage, you’re on the pit wall, and now there are photos of you with a McLaren driver, looking very… close.”
She looked down at it. The Kym Illman shot. Lando behind her, smiling at her. Her face lit up, eyes on Max on the podium. It was a nice photo.
“I’m allowed to date whoever I want,” she said plainly. “I read my contract very thoroughly.”
Christian’s jaw tightened. “Right. But it could get… complicated.”
“What part of it is complicated?” she asked, genuinely trying to understand.
He tapped the photo like it was evidence. “People might start questioning your objectivity. Your loyalty. Your role here.”
“My role is outlined in my contract. I help develop and refine trackside software, adjust data feedback loops, manage sim transitions, and review aero telemetry based on driver feedback. Lando doesn’t factor into any of that.” She tilted her head. “Also, my objectivity isn’t an issue. I’m autistic.”
That made Christian blink. Visibly recalculating. “That’s not what I meant—”
“You said it was about optics,” she cut in, voice even. “Which implies image over truth. So what you actually mean is that you’re worried I look emotionally compromised.”
Christian shifted, the corners of his mouth drawing into a tight line. “It’s not great optics, Amelia. One of our most valuable technical minds, publicly entangled with a rival driver—”
“Would you say the same if I were dating Max?”
He hesitated. “No. Max is part of the team.”
“Exactly.”
He sighed. “It’s different.”
“Why?”
“Because McLaren isn’t Red Bull.”
“Neither is Aston, but you let Dan sit in the garage like it’s his second home,” she pointed out, tone flat. “If you think I’m leaking secrets because I share a bed with someone who drives a slightly worse car, you’re not only insulting me, you’re misunderstanding the entire point of your own data security protocols.”
Christian’s expression hardened. “I’m not accusing you of anything. I’m asking you to consider how this looks.”
“I have considered it. It looks like I have a boyfriend who helps me regulate stress in high-intensity environments. Which, last I checked, makes me better at my job.”
“That’s not the image we’re trying to cultivate.”
Amelia narrowed her eyes slightly. “So Red Bull’s image is what, exactly? That autistic women can only be here if they’re single, quiet, and conveniently useful?”
That landed. His mouth opened. Then closed again.
She leaned back in her chair and frowned at him. “I’m here to work. And I do my job well. If you genuinely believe that my personal life is more threatening to your team than the fact your car only functions when Max is driving it, maybe you should consider redirecting your attention.”
Silence.
Christian stood up, smoothing his polo down. “We’ll talk again if it becomes a bigger problem.”
“It won’t.” She scrunched her nose faintly. “Why would it?”
He didn’t answer.
Just walked out. Left the photo behind.
Amelia stared at it a moment longer. Then she picked it up, folded it carefully into a small square, and tucked it into the front pocket of her skirt.
It was a nice photo.
— 
They were halfway through running back-to-back telemetry comparisons when Adrian broke the silence.
“Amelia,” he said, not looking up from the screen, “if Christian ever says anything to you that’s... out of line, I’d like you to tell me.”
Amelia blinked, her fingers pausing over the keyboard. “Out of line how?”
“You’ll know it if it happens,” Adrian said simply. He didn’t look over, just kept reviewing the data, as if he were talking about downforce, not interpersonal politics.
She tilted her head, trying to interpret. “He hasn’t said anything I can’t handle.”
“I know you can handle yourself.” This time he did glance at her, brief but steady. “But you shouldn’t always have to.”
Amelia frowned, processing that. “I’m not... bothered,” she said after a moment, carefully. “He’s patronising, but so are a lot of people. Especially when I’m being direct and they mistake it for rudeness.”
Adrian hummed. “Even so.”
There was a silence, save for the quiet click of her keyboard. She turned slightly in her chair. “Why are you bringing this up now?”
He considered. “Because I saw the photo. The one with Lando.”
“Everyone saw the photo,” she said flatly. “I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal.”
“Neither do I. But Christian’s twitchy about image. And he’s not as subtle as he thinks.” Adrian sat back, finally meeting her eyes. “I just want you to know; if he crosses a line, I’d like to be in the loop.”
Amelia looked at him. There was no pity in his expression. Just steady intelligence, and a kind of quiet loyalty that made her chest feel tight for a second. “Wouldn’t telling you mean you’d have to act on it?” she asked. “And if you act on it, it becomes a problem. And if it becomes a problem, Max finds out.”
“Yes.” He agreed.
She frowned at him. “And if Max finds out, he’ll lose his mind.”
Adrian didn’t deny it. “He’d get distracted. Angry. It wouldn’t help his performance on track.”
Amelia leaned back in her chair, chewing her lip. “So… you’re saying that you want me to come to you. Not Max.”
“I want you to come to me because I can do something about it. Quietly.” His tone didn’t waver. “And because you deserve to have someone in your corner.”
She didn’t speak right away. But she gave a small, barely-there nod. “Alright.” Then, a beat later, “That doesn’t mean I won’t tell Max if he does something especially bad.”
Adrian gave a soft laugh under his breath. “I wouldn’t expect anything else.”
— 
Lando was stretched out sideways across Amelia’s hotel bed, scrolling absently through something on his phone while she stood at the open wardrobe, methodically hanging up the few blouses that needed to be steamed.
“He printed out a photo, by the way,” she mumbled offhandedly, not turning around. “The one from after Silverstone. Max’s win. From the podium.”
Lando didn’t look up from his phone. “Who did?”
“Christian.” She shrugged. 
That got his attention. His head lifted slightly. “What?” He frowned, eyebrows coming together, body tightening. 
She shrugged, still facing the wardrobe and trying to decide whether to line them up in order of colour or sleeve-length. “He came into my office on Tuesday. Told me that I should be mindful of ‘optics’ regarding my proximity to McLaren personnel. You.” 
There was a beat of silence. Then the faint creak of the bed as Lando sat up straighter. “He printed it out?” 
She laughed a little. “Yeah. With the good printer paper too. He was quite unhappy about it.” She finally turned, a faint line forming between her brows. “I don’t really understand why.”
Lando was frowning now, legs swinging off the side of the bed. “Why didn’t you tell me as soon as it happened?”
She blinked at him, a bit taken aback by his seemingly sudden change in mood. “Oh. Because it wasn’t a big deal?”
“It kind of is.” His voice was calm, but his jaw had tightened. “He’s… what? Trying to control your personal life? He doesn’t have the right to do that.”
Amelia tilted her head. “He didn’t tell me to stop being seen with you or anything. Just that it could ‘complicate’ things. But, of course, I reminded him that I’d read my contract and that he has no say in who I can and can’t date. It wasn’t a fight.” She assured him. 
Lando was pacing now, running a hand through his damp, curly hair. “Amelia. He shouldn't be trying to make you feel like you’re doing something wrong by being with me.”
“I don’t feel that way,” she told him plainly. “He hasn’t made me feel that way.” 
Lando looked at her, his brows drawn, still clearly wound up. “But he makes you uncomfortable.”
“No,” she denied. Then, more carefully, “I think that maybe he tried to, but I didn’t let him. And I don’t want you getting all weird and protective about it now, when it didn’t bother me in the first place.”
“I’m not being weird,” he said quickly, defensive. “I just… he shouldn’t be putting you in that position. And if he does it again, I’m saying something, yeah?”
“Why?” she asked, genuinely confused. “I already handled it.”
“Because I care about you,” he snapped, then softened immediately, closing the distance between them. “Because I don’t like knowing someone tried to make you feel bad, even for a second.”
She stared up at him, trying to reconcile the tension in his body with the warmth in his voice. “I didn’t feel bad,” she said, honest. “I just thought he was being mildly ridiculous. I’m not fragile, Lando.”
“I know,” he said quietly. “I do. You’re the least fragile person I’ve ever met. I think that’s part of why I’m…” He paused, eyes flicking over her face. “...absolutely gone for you.”
That pulled her up short. Her mouth parted slightly, but no words came.
“I don’t want to fight about this,” he added gently. “I’m sorry. I know you don’t need protecting. But you’re going to have to let me care, even if it gets messy sometimes. I need that.”
Amelia considered him for a long moment, her expression unreadable. Then she nodded. “Okay,” she said simply. “But you’re not allowed to talk to Christian, or Max. I don’t want him getting distracted. He has a championship to win.”
Lando let out a soft, if a little bitter, laugh, stepping in closer. “Deal.”
There was a moment of quiet between them; close, but not touching. Then, with an almost imperceptible breath, Amelia leaned in just slightly. Just enough to tip the balance.
Lando closed the gap.
The kiss was careful, at first. Hesitant. Testing. But it deepened in a way that made the air shift between them, like a thread had pulled tight. His hand came up to cradle the side of her face, and she leaned into it without thinking, her fingers curling into the front of his shirt.
By the time they parted, she was a little dazed. “That was… unexpected,” she said.
“Good unexpected?” he asked, still breathless.
She blinked up at him, cheeks slightly pink. “Yeah. I think so.”
He smiled, dimples appearing. “Yeah. Me too, baby.”
— 
The Spanish sun was relentless, pressing down on the paddock in a way that was genuinely suffocating. Amelia stood under the Red Bull canopy, fingers tapping the edge of her tablet as she scrolled through sector analysis. Her eyes were focused, but her brain was running just a fraction slower than usual — the kind of slow that came from sleeping poorly despite Lando’s arms around her all night.
It wasn’t that she was upset. 
She just... couldn’t stop thinking about the kiss. About the look on his face after, the softness in his voice when he’d called her baby, like it meant something heavy and good.
GP said something into her earpiece and she responded automatically, voice clipped and clear. She was good at slipping into focus. At pushing things into neat compartments. But the moment she caught sight of orange and black in her periphery, her heartrate jumped.
He hadn’t even done anything. He was just walking, helmet in one hand, race suit half-zipped, hair pushed back out of his face. The second his eyes met hers, her entire nervous system did something it had absolutely no business doing.
Lando gave her a grin. Casual, like nothing had changed. But his eyes lingered, the way they always did. Warm. Familiar. He didn’t stop walking, just brushed his fingers against hers as he passed, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it touch that sent a current straight to her spine.
“Focus, Amelia,” she muttered to herself, shaking it off.
Still. Her mouth tugged into a smile. 
— 
Amelia sat in the back of Alex’s garage, eyes narrowed on his telemetry screens. 
Again, their second driver had lacked pace in qualifying. Lacked power. Just… lacked. It wasn’t on Alex. She’d studied his driving style, his methodology. It should all line up.
It just didn’t.
She glanced down at her phone, blinked, and then felt her breath leave her lungs in one large exhale. 
iMessage — 18:09pm
Fernando Alonso Amelia, querida, I wanted you to hear this from me first. Next year, in 2021… I’m coming back. I will be driving again, with Renault. It’s not public yet, so please keep it quiet for now. But I wanted you to know. You were one of the first people I thought of when the decision was made. We will catch up soon, yes?
Amelia Brown That is phone call worthy news, Nando!!! I am very excited for you and very thrilled that you will be in the paddock again. I will call you in six hours, when I’m back at my hotel?
Fernando Alonso I will be waiting. 😊 
— 
The roar of the track echoed through the Red Bull garage, underscored by the cool, clinical click of keyboards and the sharp buzz of pit wall chatter. Max was out on track, deep into his Q1 lap, and Amelia had been glued to the data streaming in from his car; brake bias shifts, throttle maps, tyre wear deltas. Her fingers tapped quickly over her keyboard, cross-checking his live feedback with the simulator baselines.
She was in the zone. 
“Camera three on us,” someone murmured, capturing her attention.
The broadcast screen mounted on the back wall flickered. A sweeping overhead of the Red Bull garage, then a closer angle. The camera panned, through the tyre racks, past the control station, and landed squarely on her.
Amelia blinked up at it. Caught mid-thought, she tilted her head.
Then, casually, she raised one hand and gave the camera the flattest, driest wave imaginable.
On-screen, the title graphic appeared a beat later:
Amelia Brown Red Bull Racing | Engineering Intern
She frowned. It was right, she supposed. A good, clean title. A great indication of her role within the team. But it was missing something.
She leaned to the side, grabbed a spare scrap of printer paper from the adjacent workbench, and calmly reached for the thick black marker taped to the edge of her laptop. With precise strokes, she scrawled her correction.
She waited, glanced up to make sure the camera was still lingering, and held the sign beside her face. 
And Lando Norris’ girlfriend.
A few of the mechanics around her tried (and failed) to stifle their laughter. One of the Sky commentators cracked up live on air.
“And there you have it! Breaking news from the Red Bull garage, Amelia Brown making it very clear where her loyalties lie outside of work hours!”
Amelia dropped the sign flat beside her laptop, unbothered, and turned back to her screen.
Max’s lap time lit up purple in sector two.
She smiled. 
Perfect.
It was hours later, once the garage had settled and the media buzz had quieted and she was back at the hotel when Amelia felt her phone buzz in her pocket.
iMessage — 19:12pm
Lando Norris oh, you’re my girlfriend are you? hmm?
She blinked down at the screen, heat crawling up the back of her neck. Then her phone buzzed again.
Lando Norris the whole world knows now. hard launch executed flawlessly. bravo baby x
She didn’t reply right away. When he knocked on her hotel room door ten minutes, she just opened it and raised an eyebrow at him.“I figured I should make it official,” she said, deadpan. “Didn’t want to misrepresent the situation.”
Lando just looked at her, eyes warm and bright and so full of something she couldn’t quite name. Fondness, maybe. Or something deeper. “Oh, you didn’t want to misrepresent the situation,” he repeated, grinning as he stepped inside. “So you wrote it on a piece of paper. During a Grand Prix. In front of, like, two million viewers.”
Amelia shrugged, totally unbothered. “Am I not? Your girlfriend?” She said it casually, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Because to her, it was.
Lando’s grin faltered for half a second, just long enough to turn into something softer. “Yeah, baby,” he said, voice quiet now. “Yeah, you are.”
He stepped closer, hands gentle on her waist, thumbs brushing against the hem of her shirt. Her breath caught as he leaned in. And then he kissed her. Softly, but sure. 
When they pulled apart, Amelia blinked at him once. “Okay,” she said.
Lando laughed. “Just ‘okay’?”
“I liked it,” she clarified, and he kissed her again just to prove a point. 
It was late. 
Amelia lay curled against Lando, her fingers lightly tracing across his chest without thinking. Her body was relaxed, comfortable, but her brain; well, it never quite turned off.
“You know you talk in your sleep, right?” Lando said, voice low and full of amusement. His fingers brushed slowly up and down her spine.
Amelia stilled. “I do not.”
“You do,” he said, clearly holding back laughter now. “I was up for like an hour just listening to you mutter about downforce deltas and fuel corrections. Very informative.”
She groaned and dropped her forehead to his shoulder. “No.”
“Yes,” he said, grinning now, clearly delighted. “You said the words ‘wing correction’ at least five times. Very passionate. Also, I think you told someone named Dave that they had the reaction time of a sloth.”
“Ugh.” Her voice was muffled against his skin. “You’re not allowed to tell anyone that.”
“No?” he teased, nudging her cheek with his nose. “Not even Christian?”
She lifted her head, eyes narrow. “Especially not Christian. He already thinks I’m a data risk”
Lando grinned. “So what you’re saying is, if I ever want to sabotage Red Bull, I just have to record your sleep talking, hm?”
Amelia glared at him. “If you do that, I’ll start memorising fake data just to confuse you.”
“Ooooh, now I’m tempted.” He teased. 
“Lando.” She sighed. 
“Okay, okay,” he said, hands up in mock surrender, still grinning. “Your sleep secrets are safe with me.”
“Good.” She relaxed again, cheek settling over his heart. “Because if you repeat any of it, I’ll probably lose my job, and then I’d have to become your trophy wife.”
He was silent. 
She looked at him through narrowed eyes. “Don’t even think about it. I’d go insane if I wasn’t using my brain every day, Lando. I’d end up snapping and murdering you or something equally as egregious.” She told him seriously. 
Lando leaned down and kissed the top of her head, still smiling as he tucked her closer. “You’re kind of terrifying, you know that?”
She hummed, clearly pleased. “Thank you.”
And for a while, they just laid there, wrapped up in each other and the dim light of the room. Safe. Soft. Close.
— 
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2020 F1 Grid
George R. You lucky bastard @Lando
Sebastian V. What did I miss?
George R. Lando’s missus hard-launched him on live TV 💀💀
Carlos S. What happened? I was in the garage, didn’t see anything.
Charles L. Same. Someone explain please.
George R. Okay so they cut to the Red Bull garage during Max’s Q1 lap Amelia’s just sat there, all focused and official, watching data Then the little graphics bar pops up with “Amelia Brown, Engineering Intern” And she casually holds up a piece of paper that says “And Lando Norris’ Girlfriend” ON LIVE BROADCAST
Lando N. 🤦‍♂️
Pierre G. ICONIC behaviour
Alex A. She really did that?? I love her. No notes.
Sebastian V. Power move of the season. Respect.
Daniel R. Bro, you got HARD launched Like, season finale confession levels of launched
Lando N. She said it was “efficient and contextually appropriate” 💀
George R. That is PEAK Amelia. No fluff. Just facts.
Charles L. Also your face in the media pen when they showed you the clip?? You looked like you’d been hit with a tyre warmer 😂
Lando N. Fuck off
Kimi R. I’m very impressed. No bullshit. Good.
Esteban O. Does this mean she’s officially invited to WAG poker night?
Daniel R. Already added her to the spreadsheet, mate.
George R. @Lando congrats. Try not to fumble it.
Lando N. Yeah yeah. I’ll try my best 🙃
Pierre G. We’ll all be watching. Closely.
Lando N. Was that a threat?
Lewis H. Yes.
Max V. Yes.
— 
Amelia was perched on her usual stool in the strategy room at HQ, reviewing data traces on her laptop when Max walked in, a towel slung around his neck, hair still damp with sweat from his training session.
He didn’t say anything right away. Just dropped onto the stool next to her.
She glanced up from her screen, then tilted it toward him. “Telemetry looks solid.”
He grunted in agreement. “I felt it. The rear’s better.”
They sat in companionable silence for a minute. Amelia adjusted a graph. Max cracked his knuckles.
Then, casually, like it was just a passing thought, he said, “So. You and Lando.”
Amelia blinked at him. “Yes?”
Max didn’t look at her. Just kept his eyes on the floor, like he was commenting on tyre wear. “If he does something stupid,” he said, tone flat, “I’ll put him in the wall.”
There was a beat. Then two.
“…Max,” Amelia said slowly, “are you threatening my boyfriend?”
“Not a threat,” Max replied calmly. “It’s just a fact.”
She huffed. “You’re not putting anyone in the wall.”
“I’d make it look like a racing incident.”
She laughed then, quiet but real. “That’s the most Dutch thing I’ve ever heard you say.”
Max shrugged. “You’re important to the team.”
She tilted her head. “And?”
He finally looked over at her, eyes a little softer than usual. “And to me.”
Amelia blinked again. That part she hadn’t expected.
“You’re good at this,” he added, gesturing to the screen. “But you’re also a good person. Not many people get both right. If Lando hurts you, I won’t forgive him.”
It was blunt. Sincere. Very Max.
She didn’t say thank you. He’d hate that. So instead, she nudged his arm with her elbow. “He won’t,” she said simply. “I trust him.”
Max nodded. “Good.”
NEXT CHAPTER
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lenny-link · 3 months ago
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Fusions! :D ✨
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Description of the fusions:
Citrine is the perfect blend of calculated genius and unhinged ambition. With the cold precision of engineer and the fervor of medic, and his many mechanical arms that move with precise accuracy, he is as captivating as he is terrifying
charming yet unsettling, he likes pushing the boundaries of science and logic. Citrine speaks with a smooth, calculated confidence, always one step ahead, never not prepared
Weapon: The Shock Therapy (one of Medic’s melee weapons from TF2 classic) he can shoot little capsules to heal his teammates (just like Crusaders Crossbow/ Rescue Ranger) and give shocks to who ever he punches. whether he id building, healing, or “improving” those around him, one thing is certain: with Citrine in the lab, science is never boring
Sugilite, yes he is entirely inspired by the artist Prince, it started accidentally, whenever i work on his design it will always lean into Prince’s purple rain outfit, so i simply took it xD
he is the embodiment of chaos wrapped in velvet and mixed with stardust. He moves with the grace of a performer, every step a dance, every word is dripping with charm
He speaks in a voice as rich as a glass of wine, but his mind is full of mischief and unpredictable power. he’ll sweep you off your feet with a silver tongued compliment, only to forget about you the next second. He treats war more like an extravagant party where he is both the host and grand finale
Weapons: disco-ball bombs/ smoke bombs. he uses his bombs and when he wants to make a dramatic exit, he’ll toss one of his disco bombs at the ground and a burst of sparkling smoke fills the battlefield, letting him vanish in a cloud of colors and dust
Kunzite is silence, just like a ghost in the night, a presence felt but never seen. moving with grace, he is as precise as he is elusive, striking his blade only when the moment is right. his piercing purple eyes sees every weakness, every flaw, every opportunity, his long cape drifts behind him like smoke, his steps lighter than a whisper
Kunzite does not talk. he can, but prefers not to. A single look from him speaks more than an entire conversation, and his presence alone is enough to make even the most hardened gems uneasy. he is neither cruel nor kind, neither merciful nor sadistic, he is simply exists in the quiet. by the time you realize he’s there, it’s already too late
Weapon: darts + hidden blades. The darts he carries, are launched with the precise accuracy of a huntsman. And when the distance closes, the hidden blades beneath his wrists strike with the speed of an assassin, no hesitation, no excess force, just cold, calculated efficiency
Rainbow Quartz (kind of takes the place of Stevonnie) they are a ball of both energy and strategy, they lay between calculated precision and impulsive enthusiasm. They are loyal, affectionate and very clumsy. They often feel insecure and constantly have the need to prove themselves. but beneath their playful personality lies a sharp mind, constantly adjusting, and planning their next move, even if their feet sometimes move faster than their brain
They follows orders with lots of enthusiasm, sometimes a little too much, leading to moments of clumsiness. they’ll execute a plan flawlessly then right up trip over their own momentum, sending themselves (and sometimes their enemies) tumbling in a chaotic mess. but give them a goal, and they’ll chase it with relentless determination, never backing down until the job is done.
Weapon: the Flying Guillotine, its fast, unpredictable, and devastating in the right hands. just like them, it can be unpredictable, but when it hits, it hits hard
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with-my-calamitous-love · 3 months ago
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paper cut stings from my paper thin glands
chuuya n. x reader
the trials and tribulations of dating a criminal executive ❥ angst with comfort, pros and cons format
song: death by a thousand cuts
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pro: he’s incredibly romantic
chuuya has seen more than plenty of scumbags in his life. womanizers, cheaters, abusers. he didn’t make it this far as an executive without meeting unsavoury people. he’s seen darker sides of the city, the sides that he’s had to survive in.
meeting all these people, he’s had the good fortune of learning- the hard way- how not to treat someone you love. he does all the classics- fancy dinners, late night joyrides, pretty flowers.
but he also manages to make everything, including the most mundane things, even just a little romantic. he waits for you in the clinic for every appointment, folds clothes while you order dinner (he can’t cook to save his life), and sits through hours of old sitcoms and reality tv while rotting on the couch with you.
you could have skipped a shower, be in yesterdays clothes with crumbs on your lips and he’d still tell you every second: “you’re beautiful.”
you almost laugh, standing up to clean the empty plates and wine glasses. he joins you shortly after. what a pleasure it is to wash dishes at 2am in your apartment.
con: he’s got a temper
perhaps apart of it is survival instinct. everyone loves puppies, but never wounded dogs that bites. chuuya has lived most of his life a wounded dog.
when he’s silent, its because he doesn’t want to say the wrong thing. when he does open his mouth, he usually regrets what he says about 2 seconds after. he often has so much left unsaid, so many emotions swirling around in him, that he doesn’t know how to not notice. he’s more empathetic than one would imagine, seeing all the anger and hatred in the world, often shouldering those feelings without even realizing it.
he just wants to kiss the ground you walk on, to get inside your mind and see himself through your eyes. he never fully understands why you put up with him, why you’re so patient. but he also chooses not to question it, because he knows its more than he deserves.
“…i was angry but you didn’t deserve what i said. i shouldn’t have taken it out on you. i’m so sorry.” he says firm, biting his tongue. he’s never sure when his apologies will fall onto deaf ears. he hopes you won’t look at him like a bad drug and toss him out.
“is that what you were practicing in the mirror?” you smile a little. for the first time in hours, he breathes.
“does that mean you forgive me?” he asks sheepishly, almost like a child.
you take his hand and pull him into the room. “just come to bed, baby.”
at least he’s not on the couch tonight.
pro: he’s loyal
when people see chuuya, they see the silk clothes and expensive accessories. they see his piercing glare and leather shoes. they see the surface, the hard, shiny exterior, and think that he can get anyone he wants. partly true.
but chuuya bristles at the thought of disposability. anyone who has ever loved him has either died, left, or simply doesn’t know he exists. after all he’s lost, he simply can’t afford to play fast and loose with you. he jumped out of a helicopter for someone he claims he doesn’t like. imagine what he’d do for you.
he knows of your insecurities, but he’ll never brush off jealousy as something silly or childish. he wants to show you off and, at the same time, keep you as something sacred and private to him. your heart, your hips, your body, your love, all of it something he worships. he somehow quiets all your fears with just the touch of his hand.
theres no part of him that you don’t exist in. his eyes, the way they light up upon your arrival. his hands molded like clay just to hold you. lips with your name on them. theres no part of him that you haven’t touched. and he wants you to know it.
con: he hardly knows himself
it isn’t his fault, really.
living on survival mode gives you little time for self discovery. he’s never thought of the future, or of his plans- just day to day. living just to survive the next few hours is how you end up in the shadows of city, a feared criminal, wondering how things ended up this way.
he knows what he doesn’t want to be. he doesn’t want to be a corrupted monster, an amalgamation of all the darkest years of his life. he wishes, more than anything, just to be human. he never wanted to be a god, or a even an executive, just human. but somehow, he still finds himself sinking his teeth into skin, wondering why he’s still biting, wondering why anyone would ever want a wounded dog that bites.
he’s hardly open about his own fears. but its not hard to spot the way it lingers in his eyes when he’s up at night, sweat sticking to his skin, staring down his hands. he’s searching for the humanity you see in him. he wants to believe that its there.
some nights he doesn’t fully find it. its the nights he pulls you closer to him, closing his eyes only when they grow heavy, needing to feel another human presence next to him.
pro: he gives you all he is, and more
his humanity doesn’t come from origin but rather his love and loyalty, devotion to people like you. you feel it in the way he kisses you- pecks on the cheek before he leaves work, or deep longing ones when the night has dawned and you’re in bed. he’s made peace with his mysteries if it means he can give all of himself to you, all the parts of him that you’ve chosen to love.
you’re the centre of his universe, the gravity that keeps him alive. and to you, he’s not chuuya nakahara: the god, or the night warden, or even a dog. he’s funny and faithful. he’s a terrible cook but a good motorcyclist. he’s incredibly handsome, cocky but somehow humble at the same time. he’s yours, for as long as gravity pulls him to you.
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cheesus-doodles · 4 months ago
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Tenjiku's New Year's Eve
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“If you speak to her, I will kill you.”
Kakucho rubbed his temple, biting back the groan he could feel building in his throat, opting instead of the far safer option of a sigh. Not this shit again.
“If you look at her, I will kill you,” Izana continued calmly, his arms folded and hidden within the sleeves of his kimono, those blank violet eyes giving nothing away even as he stared down the rest of the Tenjiku executives. “If you breathe at her, I will kill you.”
Every single goddamn year since you and Izana have been together, this exact scenario has never failed not to play out on New Year’s Eve, like some sort of devious divine torture that Kakucho couldn’t stop from recurring. “Izana, this really isn’t the best way to start the new year,” was all he could get out as the black-haired Vice-Captain rubbed at his temples, watching the two Haitani brothers awkwardly shuffling their feet at that empty violet gaze fell on them accusingly, their eyes falling to the ground in a rare show of deference. 
It was crystal clear who the Tenjiku President thought were the biggest threats to you, but what Kakucho couldn’t understand was why Izana didn’t simply order them out of the queue. This could all have been a private affair.
Maybe he wanted to show you off to his executives, as he usually did. Maybe he wanted to flex his might at you.
Whatever it was, it was between Izana and the divines, but Kakucho did wish that Izana took some pity on them from time to time.
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The temple grounds buzzed with the sound of conversations of the crowds waiting in a line that seemed to stretch out a mile behind them like a larger-than-life snake. Kakucho checked his watch again. Another five minutes before the queue started moving, the first rings of the suzu bell ushering in the new year alongside the explosion of fireworks overhead. 
And yet, you were still nowhere in sight. 
No wonder Izana was getting angsty.
Not that the white-haired boy had been the one to get here three hours early to be so in the front of the queue, no. He had instead simply ‘suggested’ his Tenjiku executives not make him wait in line. And all six of them had turned up to make it happen, unwilling to risk his wrath when it came to something as important as celebrating New Year’s Eve with you. The group of six executives had split into two groups, with Kakucho, Ran and Rindo staying in the main queue for the suzu bell, and Muto, Shion and Mochi heading off for the Joya no Kane ceremony queue on the other side of the temple. 
Izana had only wandered up around five minutes ago with a hot drink in hand for himself and none for them. But he had clearly expected you to be already here waiting for him like the rest of Tenjiku, despite Izana hating the idea of leaving you alone with his executives without his supervision, despite Izana refusing to drive up to Tokyo to meet you, instead insisting you travel down to Yokohama to meet him even if it took you twice as long to get here by public transportation.
Ye, the tan-skinned boy was hardly in the best of moods at the moment. And it was only getting fouler with every second you weren’t here, his eyes starting to narrow and his brows creasing as he scanned down the orderly line. Kakucho felt a bead of perspiration roll down the side of his head as he looked at his watch again, willing it to go slower so that you could get here in time.
“How if we go to the back of the queue?” Ran suggested almost cheerfully, with Rindo simply nodding along as fast as he humanly can, his blue and yellow hair whipping around with gusto as he did. “Or we can go check on the others. We really don’t mind much.”
Really, they would rather just exit the line that they had been queuing in and go over and bully Shion than be the target of Izana’s wrath. 
“There you are, Izzy!”
The moment your voice floated over, the Tenjiku Heavenly Kings could only watch in awe as any promise of violence on Izana’s face instantly evaporated, melting away to reveal a soft, indulgent look, purple eyes whirling around to land on you as you excused your way past everyone else towards the front of the line where they had been waiting. Hurrying over the uneven stone steps, you had the bottom of your kimono slightly pulled up to keep yourself from tripping, long sleeves swaying freely with every shuffle-step you took, kinchaku hanging from one wrist. 
Next to Izana’s handsome yet angry red and black-patterned kimono, yours looked gentle. The ying to his yang, Kakucho thought, watching you nuzzle into the white-haired boy’s side, one tanned arm slipping around your waist to hold you steady. 
“You’re late,” Izana mumbled to you, right as the first fireworks lit up the cloudless night sky, bursting into vibrant colors that momentarily shone brighter than the full moon.
“I couldn’t find you,” you responded, turning your face up to beam at him. “That and the train station is quite a walk away.”
Kakucho took a deep breath, letting out a sigh of relief as his sole working red eye caught Ran’s violet ones, right before the older Haitani arched one eyebrow in a silent response and the two brothers slipped off, disappearing into the crowds. Another New Year Eve’s down without incident. The black-haired boy really couldn’t wish for a better outcome.
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wooskirbyplushie · 5 months ago
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Our Little Secret ~ K.HJ
✰ idol!hongjoong x fan!reader where the guys catch hongjoong not so secretly slip a paper into your hand at a fanmeet
✰ word count: 3.6k
✰ warnings: some cussing (nothing crazy), pet names (love), female!reader, glasses!hongjoong cuz that’s enough to drive me insane tbh, she/they pronouns used for reader
✰ a/n: hey so i randomly got this idea one day and decided to execute it lol. tbh im not sure if i’ll keep updating this or not just because it was only supposed to be a little drabble but im 87% sure i’ll continue it just so my friends don’t hold me at gunpoint to finish it😭😭
✰ italics are used for inner thoughts, bold italic is just to emphasize words, also don’t pay attention to the timestamps for the texts later on k that’s it
dividers are created by @cafekitsune tysm !
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you were late, you were so late, and you couldn’t blame anyone but yourself.
today has been marked in your calendar for almost 2 months, the day that ateez finally had a fanmeet in your city. you had saved up for the event for so long that when they announced it you didn’t hesitate to snatch your card out of your wallet to buy tickets for you and your best friend, kaylani.
but today you completely fucked your schedule up. oversleeping was not in your plans and neither was having to iron your outfit and rush to catch the train, just for it to delay for 15 minutes. in addition to the 5 minute bus ride from the station turning into a 30 minute walk because the bus you and your friend needed to catch didn’t run that day. who knew?
by the time you finally got to the venue, security were already trying to lock up the doors. i mean, it made sense considering they started meeting fans almost two hours ago.
“hey!!” kaylani shouted to try and get the guards attention. one of them looked up, utter confusion on his face as he watched two young girls jogging at them from across the parking lot.
“please we- we have tickets. the train made us late, but we cannot miss this event” you breathed out as fast as possible, trying to catch your breath at the same time. lani shuffled around for her phone to pull up the virtual tickets before the guards shrugged and scanned both tickets to let you in. “you girls either have really incredible or really horrible timing” one of the guys commented and told you to have fun.
you both squealed the second you got inside.
following the arrows and signs, you reached the auditorium that ateez was having their fanmeet in. now usually, fanmeets had a show in the first half and the actual meet in the second. but thankfully this time around it was swapped, meaning you guys didn’t miss any of the actual show. would it possibly be delayed because you were late? ehhh you’d cross that bridge when you got to it.
“we’re really here holy shit that’s ateez 20 feet away from us-“ you started rambling before lani cut through your thoughts with another squeal. she saw her bias, that had to be the only reason
“ITS JONGHOOO AHHHH”
“wow kaylani, it’s almost like he’s in the grou- AHHH LOOK ITS HONGJOONG”
kaylani rolled her eyes and mocked you. “wow y/n it’s almost like he’s in the group.” touché.
it wasn’t long before you realized they had changed quite a bit for this fanmeet. for example, the boys weren’t sitting in age order, or what you and lani called “fanchant order”. jongho was first and hongjoong was last, which didn’t really matter, but you knew your heart would race more and more as you got closer to your bias.
joong was your ult bias and had been for 4 years. you loved all of the members (duh) but the thought of possibly holding that man’s hand sent you over the moon. sure he held other girls hands, but this was gonna be your moment.
“bro. bro we’re next” kaylani whisper shouted while gripping your shoulder.
“unhand me you fein- oh god that’s jongho like he’s real.”
“RIGHT THATS THE CHOI JONGHO. 4TH GEN VOCALIST AHHHH” if you couldn’t tell she was a jongho ult before, it was super evident now. and because of that, you let lani go first.
******
if she could’ve, kaylani would’ve talked jongho’s ear off for 40 minutes. luckily he seemed intrigued by what was being said, laughing and giggling along with your friend. and now you wish you went first instead.
eventually she moved to wooyoung and was out-yapped, while you talked to jongho, really just telling him all of your favorite runs and verses he had. then you moved down again, and again, got to san and almost forgot your morals. he had you giggling for your life and the blush on your face was impossible to hide. he was THE ateez flirt.
but you and kaylani kept moving. to be real, since you were the last people in the room, there was no real rush but you decided to be mindful of the boys time.
yunho and yeosang were adorably nerdy and a hint of shy in real life, seonghwa really knew how to catch you off guard. one second you were talking about his lego collection and the next he was spewing out compliments and grabbing your hand. you tried to turn your face to hide your blush again, but you turned right into hongjoong’s direction and almost screamed. he was staring at you, and hard. what you hadn’t realized was kaylani whispering how much you “loved him” and how he was your “ultimate bias and first choice for a husband.”
yea you were either gonna go back to jongho and tell him how she brought his photocard to prom, or you were going to murder her.
you finished with seonghwa and slowly moved to hongjoong while lani stood off to the side and snuck a few pictures. “so. i’m your ult huh?” hongjoong questioned, arms folded across his chest.
you gulped, “y-yea you’ve always stuck out to me,” your voice came out in a whisper. hongjoong chuckled and leaned forward a bit.
“i’m your ult but you have no problem flirting with san and seonghwa in front of me, yea?”
“i don’t see the difference between that and you holding a bunch of fans hands, flirting with them.”
your mouth worked faster than your brain could, and you regretted it the second you finished the sentence, slapping your hand over your mouth.
hongjoong tilted his head and raised an eyebrow over the rim of his glasses. god he looked good in glasses. “quite the mouth on you…”
“y/n” you finished his sentence.
“y/n..” he trailed off like he was letting your name marinate on his tongue. “really pretty name for a really pretty person”
now you were really blushing. you didn’t care if it was fan service, he was servicing the hell out of you and you were eating it up. “thank you joong..” and he smirked in return.
******
you talked for a while (ok like 5 minutes) praising joong just like you did all the other members. he asked you what your favorite songs were, and san jumped in when he heard you mention desire. “honestly such a hater, desire is a masterpiece!!” you exclaimed as the top desire defender in tinyville. joong and san laughed before san walked off backstage and hongjoong picked up his sharpie, doodling while you talked.
you just kept going, your level of yapping surpassing kaylani while she was talking to jongho. hongjoong was eating it up though, especially when you started listing your favorite rap verse from him, even saying you could tell an ateez song by his signature giggle.
“it’s a bit embarrassing but i’ve listened to the songs so much that i just know? your music saved me, genuinely.” you trailed off before joong grabbed your hand.
“i honestly think it’s adorable.” he replied with a genuine smile. his smile was warm and bright, like lights on a christmas tree in december. you were soon brought back to reality when a guard told joong he had to wrap up with you so they could move on to the show. he nodded while messily writing something on a small piece of paper with his non dominant hand, still holding your hand with his other.
“well i guess this is goodbye, y/n. it was really nice talking to you and your friend” joong said, subtly crumbling a paper up in his hand before going to slip it into your own.
you weren’t dumb, you played like you didn’t even realize, following along with his skit. “it was really nice to meet you joongie,” you replied with a soft smile before you both got up and walked in your respective directions.
******
“you aren’t slick joong, i saw that.” san whispered while the group got dressed for the next part of the show. he was putting on a school boy uniform, adjusting the blue tie that went with it. hongjoong sat next to him, tying the shoes that he swapped into.
“doesn’t matter if you saw it, managers didn’t see it.” he responded with a shrug. joong knew him getting caught would mean having to change his number and most likely block you if you ever reached out to him, but in his head it was worth the risk.
“if i saw it, how do you know they didn’t see it captain?”
“because i waited till they turned around. and to be honest, i don’t care if they saw. i liked her.”
“liked who?” wooyoung asked as he walked over to steal san’s cologne. “because if you mean the last two people that came in, i don’t blame you! the last one was extremely pretty..”
joong just shot wooyoung a side eye before grabbing his phone, letting out a small sigh at the sight of no notification from you. he thought you guys had a little connection, right? then again-
“she probably just thought you were servicing her. ya know, your job.” san said stiffly, fixing a few stray strands of hair. joong clicked his phone off and threw it to his side with a slight head shake. maybe san was right, you probably didn’t look much into it considering it was his job to service his fans. maybe the managers did see him and they took the paper after you were out of joong’s sight. he was getting stressed over a girl he just met and even though his friends were talking to him in logic, hongjoong refused to learn that language.
he let out another small sigh before ruffling his hair and clapping his hands together to gather the group to get on stage. he had to clear his mind so he could perform. “alright guys let’s do this. hana dul set,”
“fightingggg!!” the boys yelled in unison and cheered, hyping each other up for what was to come. one by one, the boys started leaving the dressing room to take their places in the wings of the stage curtains.
seonghwa made sure everyone made it out, before looking back to see hongjoong lagging behind. “you coming bub?” joong looked at hwa, then his phone on the couch, and back to hwa before sending him a quick nod and walking out the door.
he’d be able to make it through the show.. right?
******
“soooo we’re just gonna ignore what happened back there? you know i saw that right love?” kaylani pressed you while fixing her lip gloss, making you jump out of your thoughts.
“what happened?? we just had a normal conversation!”
“normal my ass. you talked for like five minutes and then KIM HONGJOONG SLID YOU HIS-“
you slapped your hand over her mouth. you were in the empty bathroom but there was no reason to take any chances of a manager, or even worse, a fan overhearing and reporting back to one. “kay, i love you. dearly. but please lower your voice love…”
she sighed behind your hand and obliged before complaining about you smudging her lip combo. you rolled your eyes and pulled the crumbled sheet of paper from out of your jacket pocket to show your friend. the numbers were a bit wayward, but joong was writing with his left hand so it was understandable. he somehow still managed to make it legible enough for you to understand though.
“it’s his kakao talk im assuming. i still have the app from when you and i had to use it when i was in seoul.”
“do you know for sure it’s his number ?”
“of course i don’t know for sure kay, im trying not to lose my mind right n-“
“text it.”
that may have seemed like the obvious answer but you were still extremely nervous about getting caught. and the idea of getting caught by a manager was still circling around in your brain. “there’s a chance that he’s waiting for your text ya know. just text it and see.” kaylani finished with a shrug, her lips popping as she finished up her lip combo. you took a deep breath before shakily grabbing your phone and opening your kakao talk.
what were you even going to say ? hi ? that sounded basic but there really wasn’t much else to do. there was no reason to say your full name because, well, what if it wasn’t truly him ? lani must’ve gotten bored of watching you stare at your phone without typing anything because after a few seconds your phone was in her hands as she drafted up and sent a message for you.
“KAYLANI !???”
“it’s fine, i just said hey and that it was the girl from the fanmeet. unless he’s going around giving his number out to every pretty girl like a whore, he’ll know it’s you.”
she handed your phone back to you before throwing her hands on your shoulders and flashing you a slight smile. “it’ll be fine ok? now let’s go watch our boys do the utmost embarrassing shit!”
you nodded in response and stepped out of the bathroom to make your way to your seats.
now what your best friend didn’t know when you bought your tickets was that you saved enough for front row. and the surprise was pretty evident by the screech she let out once you dragged her to the seats in front of the stage.
“no way no way we’re this close HOLY- y/n forget hongjoong will you please marry me???”
you just laughed and playfully pushed lani towards her seat, “get off of me and sit down goofball.”
******
“2 minutes to showtime!!”
the lights were dimming as the members stood in the wings of the stage, mic packs being adjusted and pinned onto the boys. wooyoung was humming some vocal warmups to himself before he walked over to hongjoong. “jeez captain, lighten up. you look like yeosang told you that hwa was his favorite hyung and not you…”
hongjoong jumped, unnoticeable to wooyoung, and scoffed in response to his statement. “please, as if that would ever happen.”
“ah you’re right. you look like your mom told you that bumjoong is the favorite child.”
“is there a point to your escapades or do you just enjoy annoying me?”
a look of fake hurt flashed across wooyo’s face in response, “ouch. you must really be missing your pretty girlfriend to talk to your best friend like that joongie.”
hongjoong spun towards wooyoung and gave him, yet another, death glare. “keep your voice down are you insane ? listen, we have a job to do, get focused on that.” and with that he stormed back to his place on stage. just take a few breaths and it’ll be fine… no reason for you to snap on your members.
“places guys; 10 seconds!”
he didn’t think it was possible, but that 10 seconds was both the longest and shortest time of hongjoong’s career. he knew you were in the crowd, he knew he had to do his best just for you. but what he wasn’t expecting when he scanned the crowd was to make direct eye contact with you and your friend in the front row.
oh he was soooo fucked.
so fucked that hwa had to elongate his intro and improvise an extra end part to get joong to snap out of his daze.
“ah i’m sorry, i got caught up looking at all of our beautiful atiny! hi guys, my name is kim hongjoong, captain of ateez!!”
the crowd seemed to take it well, i mean his job was fan service. but in truth, he was lying, he was only looking at you. and to his surprise, you were looking back; in fact he could feel your eyes on him frequently, and anytime he didn’t it was just because you and your friend were laughing together.
hongjoong kept finding himself on your side of the stage, often sending you flirty glances and winks during his verses; and god you were eating it up. not to mention how obsessed he was with getting you to smile. unfortunately for him though, he had to give that same energy to everyone for his actions to not be so obvious. even more unfortunately for him, san and wooyoung were on his ass the entire time, which caused seonghwa to send suspicious glances joong’s way. fuck.
hwa approached joong halfway through the show, once they were offstage during yunho and mingi’s unit performance. “fess up, why are you clinging to one side of the stage and why do you keep zoning out?? it’s not a good look and it’s making us look unorganized on stage.“
hongjoong just toyed with the hem of his sleeve in silence. to be honest he was trying to focus but he was drunk on the thought of being able to make you smile. there wasn’t anything he could say to get hwa off of his back, so he opted for a shrug.
“are you not feeling ok? you should’ve said something beforehand joong-“
“i’m fine.” please just drop it…
“fine.” hwa started, preparing his mic to get back on stage. the irritation was evident in his actions, but his voice was still soft. “but you’re the leader, just know this shit is on your shoulders if management says something.”
hongjoong just nodded in response, following seonghwa’s actions in fixing his mic. “that’s 50,000 won for calling me leader and not captain by the way.” he retorted with a smirk before running back on stage to meet the audience’s cheers.
******
“okay atiny, you guys enjoying the show?” yeosang asked, receiving a loud roar of approval from the crowd.
“i take that as a yes! but unfortunately…” jongho started his sentence, and atiny realized that the show was coming to an end. “hey hey we don’t want to leave either, but we have one more performance for you guys! are you ready??”
the rest of the guys were set up on a prop couch for the last song, each of them holding a red or white rose, as they waited for jongho to join them. once he did, the speakers started playing the instrumental of seventeen’s “ready to love” and seonghwa started off the cover, the crowd going insane.
eventually the boys got to the ending and handed out (or really threw) their roses to people in the crowd. and to no one’s surprise, hongjoong sat on the edge of the stage and handed his white rose to you, his fingers gliding over yours during the hand off, causing a goofy smile to take over your face with a light pink blush. kaylani teased you after making sure to get the entire interaction on video, you simply rolling your eyes and covering the camera in response. joong winked before getting up to join the members for their final bow and go back to their green room.
“thank you atiny!! we’ll be back soon” san yelled as the curtains closed and yunho and mingi peaked out to wave one last time.
******
hongjoong was the first one back in the room, his mind filled with your smile and whether or not you texted him. he loosened his tie and jogged over to the couch where he left his phone, anxious but also eager. but when he heard the members following close behind, joong grabbed his phone and rushed to the bathroom; mostly to avoid being teased by wooyoung, reprimanded by seonghwa, and shamed by san.
“you ok captain?” mingi asked from the other side of the door. “you left kinda in a hurry..”
“y-yea i’m fine, drank a lot of water earlier.”
mingi just shrugged it off with a low “okay” and went back to the other members, hongjoong letting out a small breath that he didn’t realize he was holding. he clicked his phone on and surprisingly saw a kakao notification from an unsaved contact. hongjoong’s face lit up brighter than his phone screen as he opened the app to reply.
but wait. was it you or a stalker?
did someone else possibly see the paper he gave you?
was he overthinking? yes. but most of it seemed logical.
joong sighed before he reread your message.
?: hey
?: it’s the girl from the fanmeet
still he had to confirm it was you.. and he had a pretty decent idea of how to do it.
joongie: really? then say something i said to you earlier
joong figured you would take a while to write back but you actually replied right away.
?: “really pretty name for a really pretty person”
joongie: i’m glad you texted me y/n :)
he just smiled at his phone, thinking of what to text you next. should he ask to facetime you maybe? should he flirt or was it too early for that? joong’s mind had a million tabs open at once but he really wanted to live in the current moment-
until wooyoung decided to be obnoxious and bang on the bathroom door like the police.
“hey some of us actually have to pee ya know!”
open tab number one million and one, strangle jung wooyoung…
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