YALL I think JOHN FUCKING SEED opened a burger shop here in Australia!!!
I would recommend the Lust burger!! It was delicious 😂😂 The pride burger wasn’t too bad as well 😂😂
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tiny john. he sucks but he’s also the funniest man alive. i want to study him in a laboratory and explode him into little bits
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My first time playing Far Cry 5 last year I did like IMMEDIATELY latch onto John. Like his character was so intriguing in both tragedy and fucked uppness that I gobbled that man up like he's Sunday dinner.
The problem is that the game ever so slightly pushes the player to complete his region first. And because I wanted to experience every moment I could squeeze out of John I did his region with speed. And of course when you complete his region...
You kill him.
I expected it. But that strange emptiness came upon me anyway. I just felt bad for him (he's horrible and violent) but I still felt bad knowing his backstory.
But then I had the REST of the game to do and lemme tell you. Loving John and doing his region FIRST gave me some fucking strange moments.
Like driving through the Whitetail mountains and immediately stopping the truck and just staring into nothingness when "Oh John" comes on the radio. A usually up beat song pulling goddamn tears from my Deputy as she sits alone in the car.
Feeling a bit GUILTY when I finally got around to destroying the YES sign and wishing I hadn't done it because it would've been some sort of reminder of John always.
Listening to Joseph's phone call in Seed ranch and just OUCH. "I want to see you die an old man, John" and "your sin will take a new form"
And then. I did every region. Killed Jacob. Killed Faith. And Joseph....fucking Joseph has the audacity to say
"John was wrong about your sin"
And I just remember audibly saying "Don't u dare say his fucking name" because I just kept thinking this fucker is the reason John got WORSE. How he used John to expand the cult. How HE UTILISED John's desire to gain his approval to USE HIM. And I mean I was loving it! I was getting so worked up like "how DARE u say my crazy husbands name 😤 "
Anyway yeah. Farcry 5 still haunts me. I've not known peace since I played it
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Happy early valentine's day 💅💖
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Another FC 5 rant!
Now I know a lot of you will come against me and probably tell me to get a life but.. let me just express myself here!
I’m not bias and I know Far Cry 5 was about Joseph Seed and his cult but… we’ve seen creators/developers talk not only about him but recently about John Seed.. (though, I’m still waiting for BTS videos or photos of Seamus Dever taking his shirt off 😂)
Is it only me that wants to hear about how hard Mark Pellegrino also worked on Jacob Seed? Because that man’s voice brought Jacob to life and has had many fans dying and screaming for Jacob Seed!! (Me no doubt 😂) I just feel like Jacob Seed/Mark Pellegrino isn’t getting much love in Far Cry 5.. I really think Jacob Seed is the best character.
Anyways I’ll shut up now. I’ll give a big shout out to Mark Pellegrino.. THANK YOU FOR GIVING US JACOB SEED!!! WE LOVE YOU BOTH! ❤️
My ginger mountain daddy
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// self harm
i havent done a reference sheet in a while so here’s my rook. he’s barely even a deputy, look at him.
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