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artcosmique · 11 months
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Foodie AU Gang :D
Owners (Its going to be quite long x))
From right to left (idk why)
Milkshake belong to @sleepis4theweak (I LOVE HER VERY MUCH)
Slushie : @buny1 (They are talking to Cookie Because now i cant see them separated-)
Cookie : @qeelovestea (=v= ^)
Ichigo : @tinker-the-dragon (my dumbass has failed to pin you buddy ;-; I LOVE UR LITTLE ONE SO MUCH AJAJAAJAJAJAAJAJ)
(Edit : oh my gosh it worked)
Toffee : @peoplepersonoaktree (Too cute for my artstyle TOT-)
Salad/Lettuce : @diona-98 (The precious girl~)
Sundae : @cosmocafe (THEY ARE VIBING)
Bill/Bilberry Bun : @minophlia (THEY ARE VIBING WITH SUNDAE).
Bluecrop Blueberry : @trashyandtiredsol (I have a soft spot with ur oc)
Pretzel : @ilikestarfoxturtles (Pretzel is eating bretzel lol Im so funny)
Kiwi : @banana-pancake5 (Kiwi is the mom friend)
Peppermint : @pinkatint (the cutie- love their design)
Sandy Sandwich : @kredena-dark (stunning *-*)
Waffles Pancake : @sleepis4theweak (i noticed that ur 2 character are framing the drawing- i love their Colors, so cozy ~^~)
But who took this picture….?
Its Blackberry ! My Foodie au Sona hehehe
Yes Its a Leatherback Turtle like Carravagio. Its Because they are my favorite turtles ever-
This little boy was raised by Draxum, he wanted to destroy humanity but now he is chilling, taking photo and becoming Batman at night (Its Barry and Berry lol—)
Its a grumpy one and i Will post a reference sheet one day……
(The second one picture is him While he wanted to destroy People, before the Draxum’s redemption arc, he also was wearing an Oni Mask, which now resting on his shoulder).
Annnd here are some close up to finish this post, Hope i didnt make any mistakes guys <33
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satoshy12 · 1 year
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IRS Agent Danny
IRS agent Danny
The Joker looked at his goons and screamed, " Do it faster!"
Batman, who came through the window, said, " Stop Joker!"
Joker looked at his goons and said, " You all don't stop packing, Bats! I don't have time for you. I have to pay up; otherwise, I will go to jail for tax evasion!"
Batman;" What? "
Joker: " The IRS sent their new agent after me again! I own them for 36.000.000 dollars, and I don't pay; they will come with IRS levy permits!"
Danny walked into the place and said, " So Joker?"
Joker smiled a not crazy smile:" Here you have it. Not one penny less or more. Now Batman, you can put me in prison."
Batman wasn't sure what had happened as the Joker left into the police car.
Bruce looked at the young agent; he looked pretty young, between Jason and Tim's ages, wearing a fur-trimmed brown jacket, tactical military pants, and a knife holder. He seems to be looking at a list.
Danny, looking at his list, says, " So, I talked with Bane, Oswald Cobblepot, Harvey Dent, Red Hood, Roman Sionis, Victor Fries, Hugo Strange, Slade Wilson, and now the Joker, other then well as Pamela Isley, who is in prison for tax evasion for 2 years. They all paid. I think I am done with Gotham, so Metropolis is next."
And yes, Bane paid taxes on the money he earned from his drug empire.
Danny turned his face to Batman and said, "So, Mr. Batman, I heard your electric Batmobile is around $US1.5 million. So we should have a talk about your taxes."
Bruce had no idea what happened, but he didn't like what was about to happen.
It ended with Batman sitting next to the Joker in the police SUV.
The Joker looked at Batman, not sure what had happened.
"I want my phone call; I need to call Nightwing. I have to pay my Bat taxes."
Joker:" Hahahahaha! Smartly, you didn't try to run away. We all tried, but well, we'd rather fight you than him again."
In Arkham
Ivy is kind of a pariah, criminals don't like people who evade taxes. As the IRS send then their special agent. So it was her fault he was back in Gotham!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4
Danny's clothes are like RE4 Leon's clothes
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cosmicportal · 2 months
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veveisveryuncool · 6 months
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MOVE OVER MAGOLOR DAY (TDOV EASTER) ITS TIME FOR MARX DAY (APRIL FOOLS)
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bottom surgery but i have no idea what's going to happen because my owner handles all of it, they're the one who has the conversations with the skilled and highly specialized surgeon, whenever they bring me in i'm blindfolded and have headphones blasting so that i can't hear what they're talking about as they examine and poke and massage and trace their fingers over me, my owner probably edging me or making me cum a couple times just to show something to the surgeon, all of the decisions are made in regard to my owners desires and priorities for me, i just have to trust that whatever ends up happening, my owner had a reason to do it, and my owner knows what's best for me
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isawthismeme · 4 months
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sukimas · 11 months
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if yukari's dialogue was translated with even half the smug superiority it has in japanese i think all of you would want to hit her over the head just as much as reimu does
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vryivs · 8 months
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I always forget that monarchists exist and then I see someone with the username duchessofmyheartforever or williamisababe posting about how it's mean to giggle at an ultrarich economic leech experiencing just a fraction of struggle and inconvenience (because lets be honest, he probably wont kick the bucket—his doctors are paid to keep his corpse animated long after it ceases to be humane)
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sh4rkfinn · 7 months
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it’s crazy how much tma has influenced my personal life. i literally took an archival job like a year ago just because i also wanted to be able to call myself the archivist…
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 6 months
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y'all does it get better
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clochanam · 1 month
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i have a job interview tomorrow with a company that's gonna pay me a LOT more than what i'm currently getting per year and besties i'm !!!!!
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kishimotomasashi · 2 years
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“Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.”
Naruto Shippuden (2007) // Black Sails (2014)
#naruto#naruto shippuden#mygif#edit#send post#edit: I was gonna post this one last but like I remembered Hashirama's birthday and so I will be posting that gifset on his birthday#Obviously one or two words were changed here to make it fit#shout-out tumblr user sasukelandia for making the post that gave me this idea in the first place#I was gonna remove the ''god-fearing tax-paying'' part but like. it's integral to the quote.#I generally don't want to change up the quotes TOO much I have like. a weird thing against it. a weird personal thing.#so assume ''god'' here is the concept of the village itself and ''tax-paying'' is being a ninja lol#You could imagine that it's Nagato saying this but tbh when I was making this I was going for a general vibe#many rogue ninja could not make it into this gifset and I apologize to them#Btw y'all ever think about how cold it is for the Akatsuki to wear headbands with their old village symbol crossed out#Other rogue nin either don't wear the headband anymore or simply keep it without changing it much#Whoever had the crossing out the headband as a uniform to send a message idea was a genius. I am going to pretend that Konan was the one who#came up with it. I also think she came up with the robes as well.#There are some good things in Naruto.#Hidden villages rogue ninja dehumanization is insane the fact that leaving your village is a death sentence..........#They had a bounty on 12 year old baby-faced Sasuke's head for leaving to a place in which he was almost certain to be killed...........#fucking hell. anyways.#sincerely hope this colouring is better than for the Hashirama one lmao#6th gif gave me so much grief with the file size#Those tsukuyomi filler episodes with cop Sasuke were AWFUL but at least they gave me a good visual for the 3rd gif so.#everything has its uses!#naruto // black sails#queuekage
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nappingpaperclip · 3 months
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so many pro-government/Democrat propoganda posts on here but they’re literally all the same:
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guys remember if a president did one or two things that really helped middle class white liberals then it’s ok for them to bomb children because our usamerican status quo is more important than brown people’s existence
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hecatesbroom · 4 months
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I just watched that s7 episode where Rose, Dorothy and Sophia will have to move out if Blanche doesn't make them co-owners of the house and oh.... oh my god. I knew Blanche's grand gesture would hit hard, but Dorothy's talk to Rose before then?? Giving her an excuse for why she has to say, only to shrug that off and softly tell her the truth ("we love you") and proceeding to tell the permit guy that they're family!! They love each other so much & they can't be separated!! Rose's face throughout the whole thing!! It's so much
#i fear this borders on making no sense but OHH the LOVE they have for each other#it's so so clear and they acknowledge it too???#out loud?? to a stranger?? ;-;#i will say this episode was made at least 10x more painful with the knowledge of how it's all going to end in ±20 episodes#blanche makes the girls co-owners because she trusts they'll stay together forever#because the thought of parting with them is even worse than the thought of losing (part of the) ownership of her house!!#she places full trust in her girls because she loves them even more than this place that holds memories of george#& because she trusts them to treat that part of her life (and their life together) with respect#and then dorothy ends up leaving#i just-#i CAN'T#blanche selling that house to them *legally* bound their lives and futures together#they signed a contract!! excuse me for making the comparison but what isn't marriage if not a love recognised legally!!#(it's a religious thing too i know. but these were the 90s! marriage was becoming more and more of a tax benefit lol)#and uh#they signed that contract to get to *live together* without consequences#because they love each other and can't bear to be separated! they're a family!!#and then dorothy leaves?? yeah no i'm FINE#(side note but rose made a comment about having to sleep on top of each other#and by her very serious 'it's fine! we all wear pyjamas!' i'm inclined to believe they do in fact share a bed frequently)#the golden girls#anyway off to bed now#i had to write this down before i exploded sjfjdj
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luxurysystems · 10 months
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IRS would beef with Captain Mike Rotunda bc the latter would refuse to pay property taxes on his boat
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mobblespsycho100 · 5 months
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Love this guy
HELP THE WAY I CAN IMAGINE HOM DOING LIKE THAT HAND MOTION OF LIKE PAY UP. LMAO 🤲🤌
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