#felix ? felix is that youuuuuuu ?

[yoselin-uyu]

So yeah i've been practicing with some oc's

[@hyperfixating-the-blog @tiny-chiro @chhtusyk @chemzee @arrozconlecheeee @h0ll0wynn @praxieserver] thanks for your wonderful oc's 🫶

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 35: Apollo Four Teens

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Moving On (Page 137)

[Link]: Scary, this isn’t a real marriage okay? (It’s important to me that you understand that)

[Terri]: What…?

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[Effect]: POOF!

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[Link, internal]: The fight was just a fight… Chris will forgive me… This new marriage is real.

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[Text box]: Time Rem: 36 Hrs

[Effect]: zzz…

[Effect]: POOF!

The Crush of a Woman (Page 138)

[Hero]: I can help you for a price. I need you to get me a date with Taylor. 

[Normal]: Oh! Okay!

[Hero]: I want him. 

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[Normal]: Taylor, can I see you in the hallway? This vending machine has pocky in it!

[Taylor]: Strawberry?! Strawberry!?!! Green tea??!?!

[Terri]: Since we’re married, we shouldn’t have secrets anyone!

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[Normal]: Hero! I’m back! (Sorry I took 12 hours)

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[Hero]: I changed my mind. I’m into Link now. 

[Normal]: What?

[Text box]: Time rem: 24 hrs. 

Team Stunt Teens (Page 139)

[Effect]: Roll

Roll

Roll

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[Terri]: Did I hear, “Get sponsored by Red Bull?”

[Normal]: Taylor! You were saying something about the Red Bull guy?

[Taylor]: Ah. Felix. 

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[Normal]: So that's what you can expect from all three…All four of us!

[Effect]: Poof!

Hero’s Journey (Page 140)

[Normal]: So I found out about the whole “Chosen One” thing…

[Hero]: Yeah, the first child of the ones who summoned The Doodler is supposed to bring balance back. But I just don’t…wanna…

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[Hero]: Our parents are really unhappy, they’ve been training me since I was a kind, and I don’t like it!

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[Hero]: I know you think you’re a worthless piece of shit, but youuuuuuu… You’re fine!

And you found something I didn’t with your weird horrible support system.

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[Normal]: You aren’t just saying that like when we were kids and didn’t want to wash the dishes, and you would say: “Normal, you’re so good at doing the dishes, you should so what you’re good at…!”

[Hero]: Things can be multiple things.

Transcript provided by @confusedfoam

[featherwurm]

tagged by @baronmpontmercy thank youuuuuuu

Name: Zatavia Felix

Nickname(s): Tav, preferred over anything else including her full name unless you're very close

Pronouns: She/Her

Star Sign: Libra

Height: 6'9"

Orientation: Bisexual

Race: Zariel Tiefling

Romancing: Karlach

Fave Fruit: Lychee

Fave Season: Fall

Fave Flower: Star Jasmine, Gardina, Iris, Crocus,

Fave Scent: Salt Spray, petrichor, campfire, pine, sandlewood

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Coffee, black

Average Sleep Hours: 6 (average) 8 (sleeping in), She sleeps quickly and easily but fairly lightly. Likes to be to bed last and up first. She is genuinely someone who can go just fine on six hours of sleep max - it's upsetting.

Dogs or Cats: Cats but she genuinely just likes animals whatever they are and tries to do right by then (even if she can never remember to use 'speak with animals'). Will do anything for Scratch.

Dream Trip: It's incredibly dangerous and stupid but she kindof wants to see all the levels of hell now, and kick some ass in each one.

Amount of Blankets: One, maybe, or just a sheet - tends to run warm and current co-sleeping arrangements are VERY warm.

Random Fact(s): 

Has a couple exes and has multiple flings over the years - her first "ex" was another monk in a different monastery she had a long pen-pal correspondence with in her teens. The two of them really bonded over shared feelings of alienation and overcoming internal frustration and anxiety. They broke up very nastily when they first met in person and it turned out she wasn't a half-elf and he wasn't a tiefling (they were both 17 and so desperately upset. They both regret stuff they said.) Her other ex is the owner of an inn in the middle of nowhere (North East of Scornubel outside the Reaching Woods) who was kind enough to let her stay a while as she healed from the injuries that caused the scar on her face (she was lucky enough to be found by an adventuring party and dragged there to rest off the levels of exhaustion.) She stayed for a couple years. Their relationship ended amicably but out of necessity when she was fully healed up and ready to move on. They still write sometimes, but the inn owner has since married and settled happily into family life while she still wanders.

Between those two exes she spent about 10 years thinking herself completely unlovable and unworthy of attention and affection - she got better though.

She's missing the very tip of the hook of her tail because she accidentally bit it off as a toddler.

Has taken to calling Karlach 'Soul' when she uses 'Soldier' (used with affection, of course.)

tagging @bottomvalerius and @ankoku-jin

Pictured here being a nuisance:

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

Wackus I am sCREAMING. you’re the best author but HOW COULD YOUUUUUUU. FELIXXXXXX 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 nooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I knew something bad was gonna happen to him but tHIS TAKES THE CAKE UGHHHHHHH. I love it and I hate it at the same time. How could you. My poor baby.

AND KAGAMIIII leaving despite it tearing her up inside is exactly why I love this ship so damn much. At the end of the day, feligami will do Whatever it takes for what they think is Right. They might not always agree on what the Right is, but when they dooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ughhhhhh.

Also on feligami, I loved the little chess bit with them, it felt like a married couple going over their last fight 😂😭 I love how brilliantly they cooperated as soon as kagami was out of lila’s control, how quickly he tossed the miraculous to her and just went with it

I love how Lila used her signature move to motivate Felix - it’s always what she talks back on, threatening people using their loved ones. I mean, I hate her guts. But I love what she did because it’s in-character for her vile ass.

How Felix kept coming back to FIND ADRIEN’S RIINNGGGG UGHHHH I WANNA CRY MY BABY HE WOULNDT STOP UNTIL HE COULDNT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also I love how Felix thought of murder bacteria and viruses, you can really see how much he hates Lila and also I think it shows he still doesn’t like killing someone with his own hands so he prefers indirect methods - he really does respect life 😭 (also a super-killer senti-virus sounds absolutely terrifying. Like. He can make it act within seconds. In any way he wants. No cure. No vaccine. The only limit on how badly and quickly Lila suffers is his imagination alone. 😬 )

Also I know I should be more happy about Adrien bette but Felix is my fave okay so now I’m just like. HELLO. PRIORITIES?!?!?!

Dammit all this time I wanted Felix to save Adrien and now I’m like ADRIEN ENOIGH FLIRTING, COME SAVE TOUR BROTHER 😭😭😭

haha it was always going to happen like this! felix's arc can only be complete if he does something completely selfless that goes against his whole toxic self-preservation flaw.

"they might not always agree on what they think is Right" but when they do, they work together to achieve it 🥲 that's what makes me like them too! i seriously enjoy writing them that way, like opponents playing the same game. it makes all their choices for or against each other that much more high stakes!

(yeah felix was ready to violate the geneva codes and commit some biological war crimes. i honestly did want to expand on this more throughout the fic because i think it's really interesting how the peacock could be used in that way! and also ofc felix's mind would go there, ofc it would. but he was satisfied with his gf lighting volpina up.)

dw dw there will be more felix and adrien to come :))) this is their story, and they're nearing the end of their arcs! i do hope you like what i do with them. ty so much for reading it i'm glad you liked it <3

[applesafterlife]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELIX

GIVING YOU SO MANY HUGS

AWAWARAGAFWGAGACWGAGWGAGWGQGAH THANK YOUUUUUUU 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[funnykattotales]

KARMA CAT AND ADEM THE FOX STORY!!!

Who will tell the story: Funnykattotales

Written by Funnykattotales

The story is........

KARMA AND ADEM

STARING:

Adem the fox

Karma cat

Luna the wolf

Francis the cat

Percy the funny bunny

Felix the cayote

Cathen the catcayote

And normal the goat~

🎌😺💗💎KARMA AND ADEM💎💗😺🎌

It was a very beautiful day~

Bird are singing.........

Flowers are blooming.........

BUT something isn't right!

*SMASH*

you heard that?

There is noises in the house?

*BOOM*

OK, let's see what is going on with karma and adem :)

In that house....

karma: AAAAAAADDDDDDDEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUUUUUUU DUMB FOX! HOW DARE YOU EAT ALL THE TAYAKISSSSSSSS!!!!!!! THAT IS IT YOU ARE GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED GRAWNDED FOR

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YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSS

GOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOO YOURRRRRRRRRRR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

adem: well karma....... You really rip my ears of from your screaming.

After Luna and Francis came from the vacation

Luna: Adem and karma! How are you doing!

Karma:LUNA! thank God your here! Adem ate all my ¡TAYAKIs!

Adem: uh oh................ Luna I can explain this

Luna: Adem, please don't eat her tayakis 😇

Francis: yeah, dad. Listen to what Luna said😇

Adem: well..... OK :)

Karma: WHY ARE WE CALM AND HAPPY IN THIS RACKET!?

adem: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! The rachet! I get it now!

Karma: WELL?! LET'S CONTINUE!!!!! 💀���💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

There is a war in the house because of karma and adem arguing about the tayakis and Luna, francis and normal decided to watch twerly woos, fontcest romance, and a whisker away

Then felix the cayote came and join with Luna, francis, and normal.

And Luna was curious about felix x fransic~

Even Parsilla was sad about fransic and felix, even karma.

When karma saw felix, she made the war in the house very very very very very very worse so Luna and the rest of the friends decided to visit percy's house.

After the war in the house:

Karma: well adem......... Where done.......

Adem: yeah,karma............... I'm sorry for eating all your tayakis..........

And then karma and adem forgive thereself and Luna, francis, normal, felix, and percy came back and Francis and felix were dating and they had a girl name.................................................................

🦊😺💎💗💖💍🐈¡CATHEN!💍💖💗💎😺🦊

😺💎💗💖🦊🎌THE END🎌🦊💖💗💎😺

[bergarachan]

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chan: i go, “felix, what do you want?” and he’s like “i want youuuuuuu!”

[youngwingskz]

𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 | 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 ♡

hi humans! this is a post about what i think the members of stray kids would nickname youuuuu. this is just what i think tho and like there are an abundance of other incredibly adorable things they could refer to you as but yeahhhh! i hope yall like it :)) - admin bliss

【ｂａｎｇ　ｃｈａｎ】

- he calls you...wait for it...

- drumroll pls!!

- BABYGIRL (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

- well that was just a given

- you’re his baby, it’s as simple as that tbh

- yh he has his babystays and ofc he loves his fans but youuuuu have an ultra special place in this man’s heart

“ 𝒊 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍~ " he worries you don’t know but you dooooo, you really do

【ｋｉｍ　ｗｏｏｊｉｎ】

- woojin refers to you as his little flower ❃

- this name literally blooms and sometimes he will call you petals or he’ll be specific

- some days you’re his lily, his rose and other days you’re his sunflower

- to him you’re this beautiful, delicate being and he just wants to protect you from everything !!

" 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍. " he will scold you for the tiniest of things but it’s only bc he can stand to see u hurt

【ｓｅｏ　ｃｈａｎｇｂｉｎ】

- mr ‘i like dark’ over here doesn’t like dark as much as he likes youuuuuuu

- bc to him you’re all that is right, innocent and pure with the world

- you’re his angel ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

- in changbin’s eyes there is a literal halo permanently floating above your head bc how is it even possible for someone to be so close to perfection ?¿

“𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 !! ” he’ll beam with pride when he shares lyrics he’s written with youuuu

【ｌｅｅ　ｍｉｎｈｏ】

- let’s just face it minho adores his cats

- but he loves you moreeee

- so technically if you put 2 and 2 together: he calls you kitten ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ)

- sorry soonie & doongie

- lol...talk about literal pet name

“𝒊'𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏~ 𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆. ” he’ll apologise for the minor delay in your date but you don’t mind because one of the reasons you fell for minho was bc of his dedication to danceeee

【ｈｗａｎｇ　ｈｙｕｎｊｉｎ】

- this boy is a literal prince: charm oozes out of him

- it’s only fitting that he calls you princess ♕

- all the other members thinks that he’s the real princess tbh

- but no no no

- he refuses to be called that when you’re the only princess he knowssssss

“ 𝒏𝒐 𝒚/𝒏! 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔! 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔! ” hyunjin will grin after you tease him about being the princess in the relationship

【ｈａｎ　ｊｉｓｕｎｇ】

- hannie here nicknamed you sprinkles *✧･ﾟ:*

- the two of you were baking once and he noticed you had icing as well as sprinkles stuck to the side of your mouth

- long story short: he thought it was adorable

“ 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒔~ ” jisung chases after you when you make fun of his stuffed cheeks referring to him as a squirrel

【ｌｅｅ　ｆｅｌｉｘ】

- here comes the sun doo doo doo doo

- your yongbok’s ray of sunshine ☼

- no joke !! you fr brighten his day

- if he’s been stressed one look at you and it’s as if entire mood has been lifted

“ 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆~ 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆. ” felix begs compliments you

【ｋｉｍ　ｓｅｕｎｇｍｉｎ】

- if seungmin is a dandy boi

- the you’re his darling (✿´‿`)

- he’s so soft for youuuuuuu like all of his class comes out when he’s speaking to you

“ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉. 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. ” he lowkey sounds like you grandmother but he loves youuuu and his only looking out for your well being

【ｙａｎｇ　ｊｅｏｎｇｉｎ】

- innie’s never really been with anybody besides youuuu

- but you’re his first & only love (｡♡‿♡｡)

- gets so shyyyyy and flustered about what to call you at first: tried everything from sweetie to jagiya but none of it sticks for some reason; even observes what his hyungs refers to their significant others as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- then a sudden wave of confidence rushes over him and he realises he’s in literal love with you!

“ 𝒍-𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆? 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏? ” i.n will ask for your help with the homework you two get set

[askcb97]

i literally found your blog of the nothing and i'm in love with everything, yoUR ART IS PRECIOUS AAAAAAAAAA💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 ¿could you draw to jeongin, felix and jisung together being very uwu and softs, please?

thank you so so muuuuuuuuch omggg :______; you guys’ messages are so nice and pure gdi LOL here are some happy boys for youuuuuuu~~

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Season 17, Episode 3

FDKJHGJK HE’S TALKING TO JUNIOR

LOCUS MY BOYYYYY

“Felix....is afraid.....of knives.”

“Welp, I’d better go and help Felix kill more innocent people.” KSFJKGJHKJHK Also man, what happened to his voice filter? ...I’ll blame the paradoxes.

DR. GREY!!!!! MY DARLING GIRL!!!

Oh, Wash...

THE AIRHORNS LKGFLKGHGK

I missed Emily.......I love Emily........

Oh, no, Wash............

AWWWWWWW

Wow, this is the SECOND time the show has had a David talking to a Lee Eddy character. What is this, Camp Camp?

WASH, YOU’RE SUCH A SMART BOY I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

“Listen to me, you little shit-” Wow, she absolutely slipped into Gwen there, I love it. And I crave a Villain!Gwen AU more and more as this season goes on. Look.........Gwen hot........

Wash being about to shoot Genkins without looking? ...Hot

God, every episode of this season makes me crave more of it......I hate that it’s only going to be 12 episodes long and we’re already a quarter of the way through

[utopianvoices]

Stray Kids reaction to their s/o asking them to help babysit their younger family member (like a younger cousin or nephew)? Thank you!!

↭ a/n: I DIED WRITING THIS askdjfhlksaj thank youuuuuuu for requesting!! i hope you like it :D also it’s not proof read asdlfkj sorrY

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woojin

you would’ve called him to help babysit your younger sister because you had some important work to attend to and your parents were not in

and this soft bear would’ve agree without thinking twice

because he loved you that much uwu

but when he reaches he’s in a slight mess because,,,,,, he has never done it before

he’s the youngest in his family and also taking care of the other 7 members doesn’t really count as babysitting

but surprisingly does a really good job

he’ll entertain her to the best of his abilities

tea parties? hell yes

he’ll play along with everything she does, as long as it made her happy

lowkey influences her so much that she keeps asking for chicken when you come back

and then the dreaded time comes,,,,,,,

sleeping time

he’ll have a bit of a trouble at the start because he has zero (0) clue what he was supposed to do

but finally just decided on singing her to sleep

while holding onto her tiny hands

and would you look at that,,,,, she fell right asleep to his angelic voice

and he just breathes a sigh of relief because it went way better than he expected and he deleted the list of things that could have possibly went wrong from his brain

8/10 wouldn’t mind doing it again

chan

certified dad

will have no problem at all

by the end of the day he probably took care of your sister way better than you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorrynotsorry

he has two younger siblings and one of them is a girl so he wouldn’t have much trouble

literally transforms into a kid when with your sister

and it wouldn’t be the first time he’s meeting her too

so it’ll just be a really comfortable exchange

will probably bring his computer there to work on his music

and she’ll be so intrigued by what he’s doing that half the time passes with her sitting in his lap while he works

it’s really the cutest sight

will probably buy her ice cream and then regret it because ice cream has sugar and it’s going to make her a hyper kid

that’s when he goes for drastic measures,,,,,,

tickle fights

it’s a proven way to tire out kids to get them to sleep :>

but when he tries to tuck her in bed and leave, she will whine and grab onto his shirt, at the verge of tears

reminding him of you when he needs to leave and you don’t let him

and after many failed attempts, he’s going to carry her to the living room, and let her sleep on his chest

which will lead to him not being able to do anything

causing him to eventually fall asleep with your little sister clinging to him

and when you come home you almost uwu out loud becaUSE HOW CUTE WILL THAT SIGHT BE

im crying while writing this and nobody can console me because it’s too fricking cute ;-;

minho (lee know)

THIS BOI

will charm your sister

no doubts

the moment he walks in through the doors and smiles at her your BABY sister is whipped

in the cutest way possible

he doesn’t have to do anything tbvh

she’s going to make him sit down and proudly show him her collection of toys, her tea party set, maybe some cute dresses

and get this

he’ll ask her to model for him wearing those cute ass dresses and he acts like paparazzi, taking photos of her to show you and the other boys

will be so well behaved that minho messages you saying “wow your sister is such an angel she hasn’t thrown a tantrum once and she’s really tidy too!”

and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wut

this baby devil was pretending to be nice in front of your boyfriend

but i mean,,,, who wouldn’t be whipped for minho

will go around saying that he’s her boyfriend and minho wouldn’t mind one bit because she was fricking adorable

he’ll call you and tell you that he’s breaking up with you because your sister was waaaay cuter

and you hear your sister giggling on the other side of the phone and you roll your eyes, chuckling softly because it wasn’t surprising  

because minhoe is a ladies killer everybody

doesn’t matter the age

only phacts

changbin

dark changbin who

i only know aegyo king

will probably be awkward with her when he first arrives

and you really want to stay and help but you gotta rush

so he’s left alone with this baby who’s surprisingly smaller than him

im kidding he’s a tol changbean

they just stare at each other for a while,,,,,,, before she starts crying

and he freaks and he’s just like “omg i’ve failed y/n already she’s going to hate me now i can’t even handle a small girl”

and he’ll have to calm himself and check the list you had given him and will realise that she’s crying because she was just hungry

so he goes to the kitchen and spots a packed box labelled “food for y/s/n”

and thus the ordeal of feeding a kid starts

he’ll have to place a thrashing baby into the high chair and put her bib on

and once that’s done he’ll feed her,,,,,,, will probably start doing the aeroplane

and makes baby noises at her (baby changbin)

99.9% THE TYPE TO TRY AEGYO ON HER AND ASK HER TO EAT

and it works, because research proves that babies can communicate easily

will jump for joy when it’s time for her to sleep

not that he hated it, but it was definitely more tiring than expected

will pat her to sleep and quietly leave the room, recalling the events that happened today because he just seems like a really reflective bub

he’ll probably think of parenthood at this point of time and realise how difficult it is, making a mental note to thank his family for their patience and care

hyunjin

another one who would be clueless asf at first

but he’ll put things together in the end

by comparing your baby sister to,,,,,, kkami

10/10 would happen

he’ll go like “okay hyunjin, this isn’t any different from taking care of kkami when he was a baby,,, they’re both babies amirite”

babysitting doesn’t work that way hyunjin

if your sister was the type to be really chill

even as a baby

not needing much taking care of

he’s gonna read to her,,,,,, definitely

he’ll ask her to show him her collection of books and he’ll choose a few from the stack and read her the stories with her on his lap

with animated hand actions and voice changes when necessary

they’ll just bond by reading books after books,,,,,, will probably get carried away and end up finishing the whole stack of books she brought out instead of the planned 3

but if she was gonna be the type that needed to be really entertained, he’ll rap, dance, roll around etc.

basically anything that will amuse her because he really doesn’t want her to start crying because kkami never cried and he had no idea how to deal with the situation if she started crying

but it’ll all be pretty smooth sailing

will tuck her in bed 10 minutes before her bedtime just in case

and will literally wipe sweat off his face as she falls asleep

jisung (han)

okay this boy

i see it going both ways

either he messes up or does fantastically

there’s no in between

so in the case that he messes up, it’ll probably because he scared her too much with his enthusiasm

like it’s understandable how bright this sun can be

and young kids won’t be able to handle all that shine

so yes she’ll probably get scared and start crying and never want to go near him again

but in the case that it goes amazing

which will most probably be what happens

he will spoil her with hugs, kisses and whatever a baby loves

will definitely ignore your words by bringing her ice cream and chocolate and a bag full of sweets

which they both finish

and will be running around the house because of sugar overdrive

honestly you don’t know who’s babysitting who anymore

it’s just two out of control kids running around and thrashing the place

but all that activity is gonna tire the both of them so you sister will start opening her hands to him, signalling him to carry her to bed

and he’ll do so, swooping her up and tucking her in bed, peppering her face with kisses causing her to giggle softly

and she’ll be out in a second because damn,,,,,, hanging out with the brightest star can be tiring

and he’ll be exhausted too but he needs to hurry and clean the mess they made before you come home and find out what really went down in the name of “babysitting”

felix

i see felix as someone who wouldn’t have too much of a problem

because he has two sisters and one of them is younger than him

and boys are generally protective of their younger sisters so he would take care of your younger sister the same way

he would’ve probably already met your sister before

so when he walks through the doors and she sees him, she’s going to run to him and jump into his arms completely ignoring you when you were leaving

he’ll have absolutely no problem because he knows what she likes and dislikes and will be so accommodating

will probably switch on some cartoons and when “felix the cat” comes on, she’ll get so excited pointing back and forth to him and to the screen and screaming “felix”

and he’ll just nod along enthusiastically at whatever she does

also will purposely leave his freckles out in the open in all its glory

because if there’s one thing that you and your sister have in common

it’s the love for his freckles

will have 0 complains when she grabs her washable ((he checked)) marker and connects his freckles one by one

scrunching her face in concentration which makes his heart melt into goo

he’ll tell her how pretty it was, although he almost got a heart attack when he saw his face in the mirror, with all the lines covering his face

also another one who will sing your sister to sleep

because his deepass voice transforms into something entirely different when he’s singing

will only leave to wash his face after he’s a hundred percent sure that she’s asleep

and will still take some pictures of his face to share with you before washing it off

seungmin

dinOSAUR COMING THROUGH

it’s surprising how i think the maknae line will handle your sister better than the hyung line

this boy will also have no problem with your sister

but unlike the other boys, he’ll probably be more prepared

bringing a few of his own gifts for her

like a new toy

or maybe some playdough

omg playdough

these two will have so much fun playing with the playdough

will literally just spend hours making different animals and objects with your sister

and every time she makes an animal, he’s going to imitate the sound of the animal

so when she attempts to make a dinosaur, he will just bring out his extremely nasal voice, trying to imitate a dinosaur and make her laugh

and it works all the time

but also unlike the other boys, i think he’ll be pretty strict

in the sense that

he won’t allow her to have too many sweets, although he has to muster all his self control to not fall for her large doe eyes

if she gets toooo pouty, he’s going to sit her down and softly explain to her how the sweets are bad for her if she eats too much

and will playfully tell her that she’ll have no more teeth if she eats too much

and she’ll just gasp adorably and tell him that she’ll never eat sweets again

after which she proceeds to ask him for a sweet,,,,, and he’ll just shake his head and tell her firmly that he’ll give her one if she goes to sleep right after

and that’s how seungmin makes things work, ladies and gentlemen

father material af

jeongin (i.n)

a baby babysitting another baby in this economy?? more likely than you think

but in all honesty, even if he was your boyfriend, you will hardly ever ask him to help babysit

you’ll always ask other members

not that you didn’t trust him,,,,, you just didn’t want to fluster him too much because he is the youngest after all

but don’t forget that he has a brother who is quite a few years younger than him

so he’ll be just fine

the first time you ask him to babysit, you were pretty worried, texting him to check every hour or so

until he gets fed up and just facetimes you if you’re free

and just goes “stop messaging me y/n!! you’re spoiling our fun bonding time” and he proceeds to show what he and you sister were doing

which was colouring and doing those connect-the-dots drawings

but he’s not just watching your sister,,, oh no

he has his own activity sheet and they just work in silence, concentrating like their lives depended on it

and you just hang up, shaking your head

because what else did you expect from two kids

he’ll keep your sister so occupied by doing so many activites,,,,,, drawing, colouring, singing trot, dancing around, playing tag

you name it and they’ll do it

that he and her just collapse in the middle of the living room

and you come home to find one actual baby and one overgrown baby sprawled across the living room, their soft snores filling up the house

but the place is clean, almost as if jeongin made sure to clean everything before he fell asleep next to your sister :’)

∞ end ∞

[softstraykidsimagines]

Stray Kids Reaction their s/o getting new glasses

Chan

He’d see you wearing the glasses and flip out. He’d become a fanboy supreme and would just want to cuddle you because you look so adorable.

“AHHHH YOU HAVE NEW GLASSES! THEY LOOK SO CUTE OMG”

Woojin

He’d stop you as you walked past him, knowing that something was different but not knowing what. He’d stare intensely at you and then in a moment his brain would finally function and he’d realize what was different.

“Woojin, why are you glaring at me like that?”

“Sorry it’s just I’m trying to fig- OH! You have new glasses! They look so cool, y/n!”

Minho

He would adore your new glasses and would squish your cheeks, giggling at how cute you looked. He’d ask if he could try them and would giggle even more like a child.

“We can switch glasses from time to time, now, can’t we y/n?”

Changbin

Giggly baby who smiles like an idiot when he sees your new glasses. Attacks you with cuddles because he. Can’t. Function. Because you’re SO ADORABLE.

“YOUUUUUUU ARE SOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE, Y/NNNNNN”

“Thank you Changbin but... I kinda can’t breathe!”

Hyunjin

Smiling from ear to ear when he sees you! Cuddles for days, he’s not ever letting you go.

“Hyunjin! I need to eat! Let go pleeeeaaaase....”

“Nope. You’re staying with me all night!”

Jisung

Damn close to screaming when he sees you. Is about to have a heart attack. He’ll try them on from time to time because he likes them so much.

“Do I look as cute as you, y/n? No I don’t think so, you’re way too adorable!”

Felix

Extra. Hella extra. As you walk in, he immediately sees the change and goes all out.

“AHHHH MY HEART HAS BEEN STOLEN ONCE AGAIN BY THE ADORABLE-GLASSES-WEARING Y/N! WHAT TO DO?”

“Felix calm down, J C Penny!”

Seungmin

Looks at you, mouth wide open in awe. Damn y/n is cute in those he thinks. Practically flies off the couch to bear hug you, showering you with complements.

“You look so good with those glasses, y/n!! I just want to squish your cheeks, you’re so cuuuuute!!”

Jeongin

DOLPHIN SCREAM!! Can’t take the cute sight of you wearing your new glasses and is pretty damn close to having a fanboy freak out because he’s soft af for you and you’ve successfully made him 100x softer.

“Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNN” *dolphin scream*

“Umm... yes?”

“You! Are! So! Cute! I can’t take it!!!”

I’m in love with Jeongin’s dolphin scream it’s the most adorable thing on the planet don’t @ me.

[itsok-popreactions]

Hiii 👋 I love your writing so much! I was wondering if you could do the Kpop ask with Stray Kids? Thanks 💙

Thank youuuuuuu i love you so muchhh

Group: STRAY KIDS

First Bias: my aussi boiiii Felix

Current Bias: I went to Hyungjin but we are back at Felix bc idk what to do with 9 visUals okAY?

Bias Wrecker: Lil shit aka Jisung

Fave Song: Hellovator i think ? oof i love them all tbh

Fave MV: D I S T R I C T 9 !

[akaanmo]

as far as I'm aware, there's three rooms and it's jisung x jeongin ; hyunjin x minho x seungmin ; chan x changbin x felix

Thank youuuuuuu🥰

[bloojayoolie]

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