#female shep

[madamedramatics]

A scenario where Shepard jokes with Vega, saying she's practically Garrus' wife now after she promotes him to her XO during the war, resulting in them unintentionally spending a lot more time together.

The joke goes over Vega's head, and he goes to congratulate Garrus personally. Garrus is confused, and Vega promises to keep the "secret marriage" a secret. Garrus now has to figure out how in the hell he accidentally proposed to and married a human and how is he supposed to tell his dad he missed the unplanned wedding and the ceremonial meeting of his fiancé. He was almost 30, but this was going to get him grounded for at least another 30 years or maybe even life.

Was he supposed to get his new wife a gift? Where they supposed to get matching tattoos like Turians? He could've sworn he read somewhere that humans consummated their vows the same way Turians do. Where did he go wrong dammit!?

He adores the idea of Shepard being his wife and loves knowing that she was so excited that she even told Vega about it. He just now has to figure out how he married her in the first place without her knowing he doesn't know. Because then she'll think he never wanted to marry her, and that is NOT the case. Maybe Tali will know? No way. She'd just call him a bosh'tet. Wrex will also call him a professional idiot. Liara won't judge, but he's sure she still hasn't gotten over her crush on the Commander, and he doesn't want to rub his new marriage in her face. Maybe Joker will tell him if he promises him the new fornax issue.

Garrus has had his fair share of giving his dad a pseudo aneurysm, but this one was going to send him into cardiac arrest for sure when he finds out his son married a woman the family didn't even meet. He needs a drink...after he finishes bribing Edi to scrub away everything she just heard him say out loud.

Garrus doesn't know that Vega is the galaxy's worst secret keeper, telling Shepard he's keeping the secret marriage a secret unwilling to let Shepard convince him that she's actually not married yet. She goes to see Garrus to have a good laugh about Vega's idiocy but walks into Garrus telling Edi he will use Shepard's override if she doesn't get rid of something.

Garrus is absolutely mortified and gives the cheesiest greeting to his "wife." She assumes Vega already brought the joke to Garrus but she's not overlooking him trying to be suspicious with Edi. He recovers, mentioning it was for his sesrch history for a gift he wanted to get her. He did intend to get her a gift so the phrase wasn't a complete lie...

She jokes about it and calls him her husband. Garrus, the realist he is, does not take this as a joke. She leaves him to his vices, and Garrus is now in a full-blown panic. He needs to understand what he did, and he needs to know now.

(If my brain gets any more random ideas, I'll at least finish and provide a resolution to this concept, lol. Feel free to offer your own ending)

[shittybundaskenyer]

[kolaepup]

woof?

commission for soft on x

[swordmaid]

au where thane is alive and present in the citadel dlc bc i wanted a cute infiltration date as well 🕺💃

[commander-sarahs-art]

Aspen Shepard’s outfit sheet from Mass Effect 3 to post-game! (Sorry if this posts twice tumblrs being weird!)💕

[sugaredtea]

the king & queen

[515limit]

They finally had lots of little blue babies :)

[illusivesoul]

"I thought you might be in the mood to play"

[minamoreh]

Friday night

[caralynlane]

Happy unN7 day, I decided to draw shep with no reason

She's from preME1 here I guess

[madamedramatics]

For Garrus Vakarian Lovers/addicts,

Do yall think he ever notices that we take him on every single mission? Even the ones that would benefit greatly from bringing other squadmates? What do you think it would make him feel? Mass Effect 1 Garrus would probably get a massive ego boost. Mass Effect 2 Garrus would be happy to get the stress off even though he feels like he doesn't deserve the attention. Mass Effect 3 Garrus would realize that aside from his god tier shooting, he is literally Shepard's biggest moral support keeping them from falling apart because regardless of whose better for the mission, no one does a better job than him keeping Shepard's sanity in check🥹🩵

[the-shotce-newsletter]

You plan all sorts of doodles, but before you know it, N7 day is here. Whoops!! Have a thingy.

[kolaepup]

beach dog

[swordmaid]

post suicide mission kiss

[commander-sarahs-art]

Aspen Shepards Outfit Sheet through Mass Effect 2!💕 (Yes mass effect 3 gets its own post bc tumblr has a 10 picture limit.) ive been sitting on these for awhile bc its been unfinished but now its done!💕

[qopbee]

"Take heart. Look Around You. You're Not in This Fight Alone. We Face Our Enemy Together and Together We Will Defeat Them."

Mass Effect my beloved 💕

I adore this series so much. Shepard is by far one of my favourite protagonists to have played as. I usually go for a paragon playthrough, but sometimes you’ve just gotta hit that renegade interrupt.

Oh and I always end up romancing Garrus. No Shepard without Vakarian. ✨