#final mcytblr sexyman round

[kikikakapo]

Hi

vote joehills

it’ll be funny

[cursedlectra]

LET'S GO JOE!!! ULTIMATE BABYGIRL

JOESWEEP!

[ants-n-cheese]

vote for joe hills or else teeny tiny plushie cleo will be very sad and we dont want that now do we >:(

[thisislifenao]

idk why scar voters are sweating when they're like consistently 500-600 votes ahead but it is funny, like they hear the eldritch terror of joe hills' rattling chains clanging behind their every step lol

[thatscrazyrandom]

anon who was campaigning for Wilbur Soot and Quackity here!

I thought that Joe Hills fell just short of being a Tumblr sexyman. He was just too good.

But after round five, and the way he beat us at our own game of fraud? He has it. The last crucial ingredient. Moral ambiguity!

I adore his fans and have come around to the idea that he is. yes. A tumblr sexyman.

Joe Hills.

Glad to have you on board anon!

As someone who has also been recently converted to the Joe Hills train, I love the way you put it XD

I was very fond of Joe Hills round 4, as you know, but I did vote Quackity last round.

But seeing as Joe Hills pulled through to Round 6? I'm fully behind him all the way now.

My question to you is anon, do you think he stands a chance against Scar?

[mcytblrsexymen]

MCYTblr Sexyman Bracket Final Results Infographic

[ID: Six infographics]

[ID: Infographic titled MCYTblr Sexyman Tournament Final Results: 16,000 Nominations, 96 Contestants, 10 Days, 1 winner. 1st Place, Joe Hills, 96,700 votes. 2nd Place, GoodTimesWithScar, 97,000 Votes. 3rd Place, ZombieCleo, 58,750 Votes. All Votes Cast, 1,317,539, over seven rounds.]

[ID: Infographic titled All Seven Rounds At A Glance. Wheel graph showing percentage of votes by round: Round 1: 255,131 votes. Round 2: 383,455 votes. Round 3: 259,428 votes. Round 4: 203,383 votes. Round 5: 131,966 votes. Round 6: 46,057 votes. Round 7: 38,119 votes. 

Top 20 Contestants with the most votes in order: GoodTimesWithScar, 6 rounds, 97,036 votes. Joe Hills, 6 rounds, 96,707 votes. Quackity, 4 rounds, 65,210 votes. ZombieCleo, 5 rounds, 58,744 votes. Ethoslab, 5 rounds, 53,963 votes. MumboJumbo, 4 rounds, 47,937 votes. Technoblade, 3 rounds, 45,551 votes. Grian, 3 rounds, 34,075 votes. WilburSoot, 3 rounds, 32,444 votes. BDoubleO100, 4 rounds, 32,152 votes. Docm77, 4 rounds, 30,623 votes. Charlie Slimecicle, 4 rounds, 30,608 votes. PearlescentMoon, 3 rounds, 27,405 votes. ScottSMajor, 3 rounds, 26,923 votes. Joel SmallishBeans, 3 rounds, 25,896 votes. Renthedog, 3 rounds, 25,017 votes. LDShadowLady, 3 rounds, 21,792 votes. MythicalSausage, 2 rounds, 17,689 votes. Pixlriffs, 2 rounds, 16,371 votes. TangoTek, 2 rounds, 15,062 votes.

Most Voted matches: Round One: Dream v CPK, 11,605 votes. Round Two, Schlatt v Zedaph, 16,548 votes. Round Three, MythicalSausage v Quackity, 21,018 votes. Round Four, GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade, 46,459 votes. Round Five, Joe Hills v Quackity, 61,775 votes. Round Six, ZombieCleo v Joe Hills, 24,964 votes. Round Seven, GoodTimesWithScar v Joe Hills, 38,119 votes.]

[ID: Infographic. Average Votes per Poll, By Round: Round One: ~8,000. Round Two, ~12,000. Round Three, ~16,000. Round Four, ~25,000. Round Five, ~33,000. Round Six, ~23,000. Round Seven, ~38,000.

Closest Races: Round One: ClownPierce v Tubbo, 50 - 50. Round Two, Martyn InTheLittleWood v Charlie Slimecicle, 49 - 51, and Jschlatt v Zedaph, 51 - 49. Round Three: Pixlriffs v Charlie Slimecicle, 49-51, and BDoubleO100 v LDShadowlady, 51 - 49. Round Four: Joe Hills v Wilbur Soot, 50 - 50, and Grian v Quackity, 50 - 50, and GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade, 51 - 49. Round Five: Joe Hills v  Quackity, 50 - 50, and Ethoslab v MumboJumbo, 51 - 49. Round Six: Zombiecleo v Joe Hills, 48 - 52. Round Seven, GoodTimesWithScar v Joe Hills, 50 - 50. 

Biggest Sweeps: Round One: LD Shadowlady, 91 - 9. Round Two: ZombieCleo, 90 - 10. Round Three: MumboJumbo, 78 - 22. Round Four, Mumbo Jumbo, 63 - 37. Round Five: GoodTimesWithScar, 80 - 20. Round Six: GoodTimesWithScar, 61-39. Round Seven: Joe Hills, ~160 votes. ]

[ID: Infographic titled Average Votes Per Contestant Vs Youtube Subscriber Count. A scatter graph. Dream: 31,400,000 subscribers and 3,598 votes. Technoblade: 15,900,000 subscribers and 15,184 votes. CaptainSparklez: 11,400,000 subscribers and 6,914 votes. Stampy*: 10,700,000 subscribers and 2,402 votes. MumboJumbo: 8,580,000 subscribers and 11,984 votes. Grian: 8,080,000 subscribers and 11,358 votes. LDShadowLady: 7,010,000 subscribers and 7,264 votes. WilburSoot: 6,330,000 subscribers and 10,815 votes. Quackity: 6,320,000 subscribers and 16,303 votes. Sapnap: 4,680,000 subscribers and 3,483 votes. Fundy: 4,340,000 subscribers and 3,181 votes. Karl Jacobs: 3,940,000 subscribers and 2,491 votes. Ranboo: 3,910,000 subscribers and 7,009 votes. Jschlatt: 3,840,000 subscribers and 6,624 votes. BadBoyHalo: 3,670,000 subscribers and 3,745 votes. Joel SmallishBeans: 3,550,000 subscribers and 8,632 votes. Charlie Slimecicle: 3,240,000 subscribers and 7,652 votes. Philza: 3,050,000 subscribers and 7,035 votes. Tubbo: 3,020,000 subscribers and 4,926 votes. Joey Graceffa: 2,840,000 subscribers and 3,505 votes. RTGame: 2,770,000 subscribers and 3,973 votes. Ethoslab: 2,420,000 subscribers and 10,793 votes. Keralis: 2,370,000 subscribers and 5,169 votes.

There is a note that this graph does not include NPCs or Contestants without Youtube Channels, and a lower segment of the graph with more contstants expanded on the next page]

[ID: Infographic titled Average Votes per contestant vs Youtube Subscriber Count* Expanded view. A scatter graph.

GoodTimesWithScar: 1,990,000 subscribers and 16,173 votes. Jack Manifold: 1,930,000 subscribers and 2,165 votes. BDoubleO100: 1,860,000 subscribers and 8,038 votes. Xisuma: 1,820,000 subscribers and 5,959 votes. Iskall85: 1,640,000 subscribers and 6,248 votes. VintageBeef: 1,570,000 subscribers and 3,978 votes. GeminiTay: 1,550,000 subscribers and 5,512 votes. Katherine Elizabeth: 1,450,000 subscribers and 3,149 votes. ScottSMajor: 1,410,000 vs 8,974 votes. Niki Nihachu: 1,400,000 subscribers and 5,350 votes. fWhip: 1,340,000 subscribers and 5,483 votes. ImpulseSV: 1,190,000 subscribers and 4,550 votes. MythicalSausage: 1,130,000 subscribers and 8,845 votes. TangoTek: 1,090,000 subscribers and 7,531 votes. Docm77: 1,000,000 subscribers and 7,656 votes. Shubble: 958,000 subscribers and 8,270 votes. Pixlriffs: 917,000 subscribers and 8,186 votes. PeteZahHutt: 883,000 subscribers and 3,051 votes. Cubfan135: 827,000 subscribers and 5,428 votes. Ashswag: 756,000 subscribers and 723 votes. Renthedog: 686,000 subscribers and 8,339 votes. SeaPeeKay: 682,000 subscribers and 5,798 votes. Oli Orionsound: 665,000 subscribers and 7,356 votes. PearlescentMoon: 662,000 subscribers and 9,135 votes. Illumina: 631,000 subscribers and 3526 votes. Branzycraft: 621,000 subscribers and 2,633 votes. Fruitberries: 596,000 subscribers and 2,219 votes. Rythian: 576,000 subscribers and 1,794 votes. Clownpierce: 576,000 subscribers and 4,752 votes. F1nn5ter: 552,000 subscribers and 4,570 votes. Jimmy Solidarity: 550,000 subscribers and 7,210 votes. Welsknight: 546,000 subscribers and 3490 votes. Hbomb94: 513,000 subscribers and 4,413 votes. FalseSymmetry: 456,000 subscribers and 6,485 votes. FoolishGamers: 448,000 subscribers and 4,894 votes. Legundo: 435,000 subscribers and 1,545 votes. Hypnotizd: 390,000 subscribers and 2,531 votes. XBcrafted: 381,000 subscribers and 3,041 votes. Eret: 372,000 subscribers and 6,193 votes. Punz: 357,000 subscribers and 4,199 votes. Stressmonster: 339,000 subscribers and 3,759 votes. ZombieCleo: 308,000 subscribers and 11,749 votes. Zedaph: 304,000 subscribers and 7,409 votes. Sneegsnag: 278,000 subscribers and 4,865 votes. CaptainPuffy: 245,000 subscribers and 3,858 votes. ConnorEatsPants: 240,000 subscribers and 5,094 votes. AimseyTV: 192,000 subscribers and 5,759 votes. Reddoons: 191,000 subscribers and 2,187 votes. Joe Hills: 159,000 subscribers and 16,118 votes. Martyn InTheLittleWood: 154,000 subscribers and 7,161 votes. TinFoilChef: 125,000 subscribers and 4,309 votes. BigBSt4tz: 106,000 subscribers and 2,306 votes. OwengeJuiceTV: 80,500 subscribers and 4,378 votes. ItzSubz_: 69,300 subscribers and 2,025 votes. ZloyXP: 61,700 subscribers and 2,815 votes. Skizzleman: 45,300 subscribers and 3,219 votes. JoJoSolos: 36,200 subscribers and 3,409 votes. Reignex: 12,100 subscribers and 1,321 votes. Bekyamon: 9,270 subscribers and 3,038 votes. Laurance Zvahl: 9,260 subscribers and 2,125 votes. VikingPilot: 6,180 subscribers and 2136 votes]

[ID: Infographic: Pie Graph showing servers from which the contestants were nominated: Hermitcraft: 28 Nominations. DSMP: 25 Nominations: MCC: 24 Nominations. Empires SMP: 21 Nominations. Last Life: 13 Nominations. Origins SMP: 11 Nominations. 3rd Life: 9 Nominations. Double Life: 8 Nominations. Rats SMP: 8 Nominations: Afterlife SMP: 7 Nominations: Lifesteal SMP: 6 Nominations: Vault Hunters: 6 Nominations: Crazycraft: 5 Nominations. Create Mod: 5 Nominations. MCSR: 5 Nominations. TFTSMP: 5 Nominations. Other Sundry Servers: 73 Nominations.

Voter* Ages, a bar graph: 32 or higher: 3%. 30-31: 1%. 28-29: 2%. 26-27: 4%. 24-25: 6%. 22-23: 12%. 20-21: 19%. 18-19: 23%. 16-17: 19%. 15 or under: 11%.

Percentages of Voters* on each Continent, a map graph: North America: 64%. South America: 3%. Europe: 23%. Africa: 0%. Asia: 4% Australia & Oceania: 5%. Antartica or At Sea: 1%.

*From a demographic survey size of approximately 6,000 people]

[pixiemage]

There's something funny about the fact that, should they win their respective polls this round, the next round could end up pitting the Flower Husbands against each other lmao. Meanwhile, the only way for the Ranchers to be opponents is for them to BOTH make it to the final round which (sorry) isn't likely...so even in the MCYTblr Sexyman Polls, Team Rancher somehow remains no-conflict.

[favcharacterpoll]

Round 6 Bracket:

16 players remain.

Two cartoon monoliths face each other in what is sure to be a battle for the ages.

Ingo comes out of his last battle bloodied and bruised from his fight with the Blood God, only to see Adora isn't much better off, after a battle with media's most famous rabbit.

Tumblr Sexiest Man goes up against somebody who got exactly this far in the mcytblr sexyman tournament. well.

One of animation's best protagonist goes up against one of animation's best antagonist, so that's something

The Grim Reaper comes for Kipps. But that guy killed Sans Undertale, so who knows

this one's just a couple of gamers /pos

Mr. the Frog himself faces off against the guy who might be kicked out of the tournament if his fanbase doesn't shut up

finally, the one that's gonna be really hard for me specifically

[tmmyhug]

highlights of telling my sister about the mcytblr sexyman wars

“mcytblr? that’s a dumb name call it something else”

when i told her about how the dsmpers lost most of our competitors to hermits: “to be fair, hermitcraft has a lot more tumblr sexymen than dsmp. dsmp people are just normal sexymen”

when asked to define a tumblr sexyman: “they have to be relatively unconventional, they have to have baggage, they have to be traumatized. they can be any age. they don’t have to be male.” me: “you’re nailing it so far.” her: “i know i am.” “they have to be morally grey. that’s definitely not everything but i don’t know what else to say.”

she also pointed out that the final round could be on superbowl sunday and then we were both disappointed when we realized it won’t

[dominionsweep]

DOMINION SMP SEXYMAN BRACKET: THE MASTERPOST

General reminders:

CCs are welcome to interact but also can and should filter this if they choose to do so (you are in our house and you enter at your own risk; we are operating as though you are not there).

We'd also prefer if nobody brings this up directly to CCs. If they find it on their own that's fine, but consider it just a fun little easter egg type situation, an inside joke? No snitches.

Voting should be done not on the basis of popularity or who you like more, but who you most feel fits the qualifications for a Tumblr and/or MCYTblr sexyman (we know this won't stop some mashups from being a total stomp, but it helps make the data a little more accurate).

Brief explanations on each character will be put under each bracket so people know who they're voting on even if they don't know who they're voting on.

QUALIFIERS

NotNotBrock vs. Loony_MC

the Oracle vs. Forge Labs

NotNotBrock vs. the Oracle

ROUND ONE

Fixxitt412 vs. ProGameBot (Josh)

Kiply vs. RNJoy

the Oracle vs. SwitchBackMongo

it_ryan vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. DaLilRed

TaneeshaHogan vs. Nukerii

JamieJoan vs. SaltySneve

GradyTV vs. ShadowMech27

ROUND TWO

Fixxitt412 vs. RNJoy

the Oracle vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. TaneeshaHogan

JamieJoan vs. Shadowmech

SEMIFINALS

Fixxitt412 vs. Legundo

VikingPilot vs. JamieJoan

FINALS

Legundo vs. VikingPilot

[squish--squash]

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE SCAR FOR MCYTBLR SEXYMAN

I've seen people mention they want propaganda, SO I'LL GIVE THEM PROPAGANDA!

First point is this entire slideshow I made: https://www.tumblr.com/squish--squash/708473005838417920/ it mentions a good few points and I don't just wanna repeat what I've already said, so I HIGHLY suggest reading that first, bc this post is almost a continuation of it

So... why should you vote scar as the mcytblr sexyman, other than the aforementioned points? Well, I can give you many reasons!

(quick preface: aside from point 1, I'm talking about the characters, not the content creators! this will make sense of why I'm saying this on point 4...)

Scar hasn't campaigned he's in the finals. There is a chance scar will win the entire thing. AND HE HAS NOT CAMPAIGNED, OR EVEN MENTIONED IT. hell, there might be a chance he has no clue it's going on! I truly respect joe hills and their campaigning but c'mon. c'mon, you HAVE to give the tumblr sexyman crown to the guy who doesn't have a clue about the competition, it's just so fitting! AND HILARIOUS

Round 3 Round 3 was trench warfare for many contestants, scar included! we went up against TECHNOBLADE, and WON! Do y'all really wanna see the guy WHO DEFEATED TECHNOBLADE to wind up in SECOND PLACE? I know I wouldn't!

Joe Hills is too fucking cool to be a tumblr sexyman Look, if this tournament has taught me one thing, it's that joe hills is one of the coolest and most interesting people I've heard of. He's too cool, in fact. I know I prefaced this in my earlier post, but I wanted to break it down further here. Tumblr sexymen over the years have shared a vast difference of traits, but have ended up having a few qualities that are checked out by all of them. One of these traits? Being at least moderately pathetic. It's part of why they're tumblr sexymen in the first place; the people of tumblr love their blorbos to be at least a little pathetic! joe hills tho? I'm sorry but I can look in a thesaurus for antonyms of "pathetic" and it would be pictures of joe hills- JOE HILLS IS THE OPPOSITE OF PATHETIC, SHE IS SIMPLY TOO COOL

ships ahoy! smth that I've noticed in most, if not all tumblr sexymen, is that they're often shipped with either themselves and/or other people. Now, I don't know exactly how many people scar is shipped with, but I have seen him shipped with the following on this website: grian, cub, bdubs, ren, mumbo, himself (mayor!scar x captain angry eyes, on more than one occasion!!), and even during the polls I saw multiple people on my dash draw ship art of scar and schlatt during their battle. That is 7 alone, and I know there's possibility of there being a couple more out there.

villainous roles tumblr sexymen are well-known to be either canon villains or having morals that are quite gray. And scar has many villainous and/or morally gray roles. Here, I'll list some of them out! mayor!scar (lead of HEP, a villain to the mycelium resistance); captain angry eyes (villain to the hippies); wizard!scar (morally gray- he sells "magical crystals" to others that's just stained glass with 0 magical properties); hotguy & royal court!hotguy (morally gray- hotguy has shot both "villains" and regular people, and scar on the royal court was downright murderous, looking for anyone to kill for any reason, including the king)

smooth talker scar's a conman at heart (which can tie in with my previous point, actually). he's the type of guy that could talk me out of my own home and I wouldn't even be mad about it! I literally watched this man scam people out of their ARMOUR in third life. There's a reason he was able to sell those "magic crystals". And while this isn't a trait you see in all your tumblr sexymen, I think it's a trait that makes scar one of the best candidates for being mcytblr's sexyman

competent, but not too competent this ties into something I mentioned in point 3. the people of tumblr love their blorbos and sexymen to be at least a little pathetic. They also love for them to be threading the line of being both competent and incompetent. Like, these characters can draft up magnificent plans, but those plans are gonna end up failing so bad in due time because of some obvious detail they were missing. and scar is literally that character. He is 100% that guy who would land the sickest mlg-water bucket and then kill himself accidentally to something ridiculous about a minute and a half later.

you're not immune to the good times YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE GOOD TIMES. VOTE SCAR! VOTE SCAR! VOTE SCAR!

thank you for coming to my TED talk. now, hopefully you know what to do now (vote for scar)

[mcyt-trios]

How many different trios does it look like will be in the bracket? I assume we’re nowhere near an exact number for now, but approximately?

There are currently 118 unique trios that have been submitted. We are unsure at this moment as to how we will structure the bracket, but Ive been thinking to emulate the MCYTblr sexyman bracket, in that the first round will be the trios with less submissions entirely, and those winners will go on to compete in the normal bracket. Either that or perhaps just a 64 team bracket. It would be a LOT, but it depends on how many teams we know we are going to cut!

tdlr: there are way more submitted trios than will be in the final bracket, but we don't know exactly what that final bracket number will be

[conarcoin]

i think its innacurate to call the mcytblr sexyman poll a hermit popularity contest becuz the two most popular hermits (in technical numbers. and for grian in fandom numbers) got beaten out in rounds 4/5, one by a less popular hermit as well. most of the polls were affected by each creators individual popularity, esp with less known smps like lifesteal, but if it was just based on hermit popularity scar and grian probably wouldve faced off in the finals

youre taking my offhand comment in tumblr tags too seriously

[fallingfallenfall]

carefully watching the mcytblr sexyman polls and have made predictions on who i think are the biggest threats in the game and who will be the final two

scar & techno are the battle of the century because no one in the world has a more dedicated fanbase than either of them and i mean this in the sense that not a singular fan of theirs is praying for their downfall, ever.

you will often find fans who think its funnier if their blorbo fails in other fanbases though and that is the weak link in a lot of other competitors, even if the dedication of their fanbase can offset it in the earlier rounds there is little chance of them winning against such a unified fanbase such as techno's or scar's.

i have full confidence that whoever wins the scar vs techno poll will be the winner of the finale as well. and i have a sneaking suspicion that the one they will be up against in the finale is grian.

so you should tooootally vote for scar so desertduo is the finale or whatever so scar can kill grian again bats eyelashes twirls my hair

[sleepytiredrobot]

All I've done today is prepare for tomorrow's war (final round of the mcytblr sexyman poll) (trying to get the aromantic tag to trend)

[mcytblrsexymen]

[ID: Four twitter screenshots: I would like to nominate you adding vanilla extract to the final poll with no warning for the single funniest meme combo of the year after we have a winner for the mcytblr exyman, can we get a poll that's the top sexyman versus vanilla extract you should do a bonus round after it's over where you put the winner up against vanilla extract for the whole vanilla extract thing, maybe just do a seperate poll with vanilla extract vs the winner of the final round? Then you still get all the data and the meme]

This is only like a third of the vanilla messages I received this afternoon. Please. I beg. Enough of the vanilla extract. Let the meme die.