#finally did the meme

[starfoam]

Public Knowledge (Available online, easily accessible):

Lorelei Kaimana Snow is the founder, owner, and lead designer at the Summer Snow boutique, located on Mele Mele island in Alola. She has been working since she was 19, and founded the boutique at age 25. She is currently 28 years old.

Lorelei’s network includes Felicia Blanche, a famous Kalosian designer of women’s fashion who apprenticed Lorelei and who happens to be her stepmother. Despite murmurs of nepotism, Lorelei has described Felicia as “one of the toughest customers I’ve ever had - I wasn’t allowed to finish my apprenticeship until I created a garment she would put on a runway. Anyone who’s worked for her knows how exacting that standard is, but I’m a better designer because of it.”

Lorelei is currently single. There are rumors of a former fiance, but no conclusive evidence of this exists.

Lorelei has a quadrupedal goodra named Benji. He’s a good boy.

Luminous is a masked vigilante with powers of unknown origin, who is dedicated to preventing structural damage in extreme natural and Pokemon-induced events. She also wrangles Ultra Beasts and sends them back to their dimension.

Luminous’s powers include flight, super strength, crystal generation and manipulation, energy manipulation, matter manipulation (but she can only make purple, black and white),  and accelerated healing. The source and extent of these powers is unknown.

Luminous can be reached... generally by yelling, honestly? She often leaves communication devices in Areas of Interest that can just be poked and spoken into, and she’ll be there. They look like sparkly purple-pink rocks.

Semi-public Knowledge (Available if you dig for it):

Lorelei’s timeline is... spotty? She seems to move from place to place far faster than somebody with her resources should be able to, and there’s an entire section on her frequent days-to-weeks-long “disappearances” where she’ll just seem to vanish off the map and can’t be reached. This timeline isn’t on Wikipedia, btw, it’s on a fashion designer’s wiki.

Lorelei is capable of doing extremely detailed work in short periods, which would suggest she’s using mass manufacturing or some sort of external labor, but there is no proof or even a hint as to where or how she can be doing it, especially when she’s always seen working on these projects herself. People who have seen her work can confirm she is capable of doing hand embroidery, jeweling, and beading, so she might actually be that fast. 

Lorelei is a great cook, and originally intended to succeed her father as head chef of his eventual restaurant. She was drawn to fashion as a career early on in the process of funding the restaurant, but still comes in to help her dad when she can.

Lorelei has four parents - her bio-dad Kei and bio-mom Lea are both divorced, and remarried to Andrea and Felicia respectively.

Lorelei has a... cousin? Named Lore. She’s 19, a lesbian, and interested in becoming a proper tainer.

Luminous has died at least once to public knowledge, or at least appeared dead, before disappearing from public view. She re-appeared a week later, claiming an “emergency status” and subsequent recovery.

There’s... a castle? Made of crystal? Off the coast of Mele Mele. But it only exists some of the time when Luminous approaches it. What is within this castle is unknown, but she retreats to it when severely injured.

Luminous is a confirmed dimension-hopper, and can cross between worlds without issue. She does this often to provide aid to other timelines.

Private Knowledge (no online record of this information exists, and is only accessible by talking to the correct people):

Lorelei can only retain memories of other timelines that disappear or taper off by taking something tangible from them. She does this by way of taking Polaroid photos and writing as many details as she can on the back.

Lorelei’s fiance, Rhys, was from another timeline which tapered off. She retained the fading memory of him for a long time, but Lore eventually destroyed his polaroid in order to free Lorelei from the cycle of grief she was trapped in from it. She remembers not being single at some point, but all other details are lost, and no conclusive evidence of his existence remains.

Lore is the only known alternate of Lorelei, and came from the “original” timeline that eventually broke off into our current one. Her timeline is now gone, and an empty pocket dimension is all that remains.

Benji is afflicted with the same magic as Luminous, and (unknown to Lorelei) is actually typed dragon/fairy.

Luminous has died conclusively three times - once by falling from a great height shortly after gaining her powers, once by way of a rampaging Kyogre, once by absorbing the power of an Ultimate Weapon and overloading herself. She has nearly died several more times.

The Ultimate Weapon she disarmed is stored in the underbelly of the castle, at the heart of a garden which somehow exists in a state of being upside down.

And, of course:

Lorelei Kaimana Snow and Luminous are the same person.

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[payper-arts]

Poor Nathume is having a really tough time adapting to chaotic party life

Here’s some detail closeups too

[pathetic-gamer]

(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)

[mooshroomterrarium]

when you drop a tnt minecart on your mom, killing her instantly

[newlydeparteddog]

[math-memes]

[accirax]

a collection of DCAS memes so far

[tomaturtles]

Happy Campus Apocalypse volume 1 16th anniversary here's something to celebrate

[ruffruffrufus]

couldn't stop thinking about this

gotta love their dynamic

[rei-is-hiding]

[linmelon]

[crosshatchedaces]

Ah yes, the universal law of all Mikeys getting along

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I don't think he's particularly fond of this gift...

[luchsyy]

i am my own oc

[sapphire-scarletta-wol]

I dreamt that he was stalking me- not even in the land of dreams am i safe from him- so naturally i drew my Wol also not escaping his obsession per usual. she just got this new plot for her new home even and just wanted to relax for a moment. im not use to drawing zenos properly yet sdnkjdfghskjgf