#fineass girls

[spamgyu]

mingyu really would be named matthew in an alternate universe where he was born and raised in the us. the name just suits him. sometimes i think about what english names suit the members and i DEFINITELY think wonwoo would be a william that goes by will. hoshi would be like spencer or something similar to that. what do you think their english names would be?

PLS the way i have had a discussion with my friend about what stereotypes each of svt would fit in if they lived in California and I HAVE PUT SOME ACTUAL THOUGHT INTO THIS

Like this is so niche and so .... dumb but if i have any California girlies following me... pls.....

(I'm disregarding that English names list thats been circulating this is purely my take ok ok ok)

Seungcheol — Stephen Choi

Goes to UCR. Excited to be the one to "bless the bottle". Dated someone from UCI, toxic ass couple.

Jeonghan — Jacob Yoon

Goes to USC for their pharmacy program. Def only chose USC bc it's a private school. Smart as hell but def wasting daddy's money for the vibes.

Joshua — Joshua Hong

Goes to CSULB for nursing. Has so many Filipino friends and they all attend Friday Night Youth Group at a Church in Los Alamitos 🤞🏼😔 She's my sunshine in the rain singing ass....

Jun — Justin Moon

Goes to CalState Pomona for their engineering program. Drives a black honda two door honda civic Hottest dorkiest man to ever walk the campus like wym you're part of the frisbee team???

Hoshi — Alex Kwon

Goes to Calstate Fullerton Part of the dance crew probably Quest Crew Acts like he's hot shit and tough... baby you're from Cerritos calm down

Wonwoo — William Jeon

Goes to UCI Def has made so many girls cry (lovingly) The menace from Irvine.... That man is a stereotypical Irvine boy... oh my head hurts

Woozi — Henry Lee

Goes to UC Berkeley Def a Bay Area boy omfg im throwing up.... the artsy one too.... That fineass man you see on BART but also so scary.....

Dokyeom — David Lee

Also another Cal State Long Beach The loudest bitch in the library.... just keke'ing in the corner during finals week Bro we are studying!

Mingyu — Matthew Kim

Goes to UCLA He loved being in WEHO Lives at the Melrose Trading Post and Rosebowl Flea Market for the vibes A menace from ktown

Minghao — Eric Xu

Also another another Cal State Fullerton boy ALSO in a dance crew... maybe Quest Crew??? Poreotics??? Fine ass man that def dating a hot girl from UCI

Seungkwan — Samuel Boo

ANOTHER BAY AREA BOY SFSU He would love San Francisco actually. But def from Socal Looks like he's from Cerritos.............

Vernon — Vernon Chwe

SDSU Need to see him with a canvas tote bag and low waist pants so bad. Jacob Elordi type beat

Dino — Chris Lee

Goes UCI Listen...... Chris Lee with a 90's honda.... The epitome of the Kevin Nguyen lifestyle

[megane-sama]

So youre telling me this absolute baddie of a woman is going on a revenge mission because of a man that wanted to turn her to a wife and ignored her very correct advice which in turn led to his demise? Girl you should go get your job back and consider your fineass free ToT

[futfemspain]

The world would be a better place if some of you admitted you don’t like this girl because she’s Alexia’s GF after Jenni, because so far she hasn’t done anything wrong to ruffle your feathers like that other than date an fineass football player, like how rude of her.

Anon MD

If you don't what kind of circle la pija has in Spain better to shut up. I'm sure you would not like any player getting involved in the USA with someone from example of the program housewives or whatever crap is called there

[jonniquidd]

Me👽

[sexydreamgirl]

Hi, I sent an ask a long time ago about relationships. It went something like this. “is it toxic if I only want my bf to be attracted to me while we’re in a relationship.”

GIRL LET ME TELL U. I’ve been putting myself on the pedestal and I attracted a fineass amazing bf who puts me on the pedestal as well. He deadass fell for me so fast and told me he only has eyes for me and he doesn’t want anyone else in the whole world.

Self concept is amazinggg, I’m telling u. NEVER SETTLE. Like we all know, current circumstances never matter and u can do anything. Even change the past ☺️

I remember you!!!!! CONGRATS OMG! He sounds amazing I’m so happy for you bff <3

[shhhlikeme]

THE SEXY

HALL🎃WEEN COSTUME 🎃👻💀🍬 YOU WEAR THAT MAKES YOUR VOLLEYBALL PLAYER GO: 🥵🥵 part 3

(NSFW 18+)

Haikyuu!!

Ft. Matsukawa, Daichi, Kuroo & Ukai

Part 1 🩸 Part 2 🩸 Part 3 🩸 Part 4 🩸 Part 5

Coach Ukai -

Early 2000’s Music Video Baddie 🎥💿

Please be advised that Keishin Ukai graduated high school in 2004. Canon. 

Class of 2004....whew 

That means, he was apart of a generation where the club bangers were LIT LIT and the music videos were even better 

Alexa, play: Always on Time By Ja Rule and Ashanti 📢🎵

A generation that consisted of young males like Ukai who liked big clothes, natural faces, and VIDEO HONEYS 💦

Anyway, you knew this, even though you were younger than your fiancé, and so you decided to dress up as a video girl from the early 2000s to see how he’d react

You looked absolutely stunning 

And Keishin literally could not handle it, 

Nah like forreal. 

Like most guys who were young in that era, he used to watch videos like 50cent’s ‘Candy Shop’, Ciara’s ‘[My] Goodies,’ and Nelly’s ‘Hot In Here’ and stare at the gorgeous dancers in the back that were simply eye candy

YO DJ PLAY THAT FUCKING TRACK: 💥👊

(A/N: If you don’t know these songs you’re too young for these headcanons. pls exit!!!!!) 

Anyway,

To your man, You looked like the finest video vixen to ever live dressed as Normani in that Motivation video 

Your hair was curly, your lips were glossed to the GAWDS and your hips didn’t lie as you danced at this 2000s themed Halloween party you both went to

Your man was having mad nostalgia there in the best way, everyone was having the time of their lives 

But when he stopped to really stare at you on the dance floor with your girls, he replaced the setting and saw you dancing behind T.I grinding on a white 2004 Bentley 

He got a boner so quick.

Because He was reminded that you were the sexiest thing alive. 

He licked his lips, and was gone

That’s why it only took one more dance for him to have you in the coat closet, bent over with both your manicured hands hanging on to the doorknob for dear life as your fiancé fucked you with his fingers from behind

“Fuck, babe. You like that, huh?” He watched intently as your skirt flipped up and down with his finger strokes.

Your eyes rolled in the back of your head as Ukai’s middle finger hit that sweet spot inside your tight walls that only he knows how to find 

“Y-yesss!!!” 

Even with the booming music, you were being so loud. Still working his fingers, Keishin leaned in close to you and stuck his unoccupied fingers in your mouth to quiet you down. 

Content by having some form of him in your mouth, you sucked on them with vigour, your eyes fluttering closed because your fiancé did not let up on his finger game. 

“Good girl.” He breathed into your ear, making you squirm. “If I saw you in a video back then, I’d have to jack off to it every day.” He said, inserting another finger and curling them, making you see stars. 

You shuddered, your incoming orgasm only allowing you to lazily swirl your tongue around the long fingers in your mouth. 

“We’re making our own video when we get home. Got it?” Stated your fiancé. He leaned in closer to press his hard member through his pants on the side of your bare leg. You moaned. 

“Got it?!” He repeated, speeding up his fingers that were inside you, making you clench around him.

You nodded as tears pricked at your eyes. 

needless to say, the video you made that night was way better than any video he’d ever seen when he was young. 😉 

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Kuroo Tetsurō -

Hogwarts Hottie 🕯👓

A/N: This is an ongoing debate within the fandom but lemme just say that I’m team -Kuroo is a sex God AND a nerd, aight?- 

I’ve never read/seen HP but I just know this FINEASS man rates it

He has posters in his room, set memorabilia that he paid bare money for and everything 

He picks you up around 10pm for the MSBY Halloween party, waiting in his car for you. It’s been 20 minutes.

But when Kuroo checks his watch one more time, annoyed that you were late, leaning forward to look at your porch through his passenger side window, his annoyance flees him and his heart stops because his eyes finally landed on you coming out. 

He watched you lock up, the Hogwarts cape visible with a lightning bolt on the black fabric, and he has to stop himself from getting out before you lock the door so you guys can fuck first.....

he already took his seatbelt off smh. 🤦

The cape was absolutely accurate to the movies, but when you turned around.........

Kuroo choked on air. 

All you wore was a body suit that exposed a lot of your beautiful chest, fishnet leggings that made him drool,  and Harry Potter’s signature glasses that made you look like you just casted a spell to make your boyfriend horny all night

Fu-uck.

Tetsurō was still coughing from choking on air when you climbed into the car, and—concerned— you sat on your knees in the seat to be at a good angle to pat his back. 

“Ku!!!! You okay!?!?” 

Your boyfriend nodded through coughs, tears forming in his eyes due to the lung exertion and weird feeling in his throat. 

When he started calming down, you relaxed, putting a hand over your beating heart. You began rubbing your boyfriend’s back soothingly instead, quirking an eyebrow because he seemed to be fine now, so why was he staring at the wand that you held on your lap?

“Kuroo...... are you okay?” You asked softly. 

Your boyfriend lifts his gaze from your wand for a second, meeting your eyes questioningly. “Did you say Duro?” He asked. 

“Huh? No I said Kuro-“

Before you could even finish your answer, your boyfriend shouted “WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!” And scooped you up using his strong arms, lifting you so that you were straddling his lap in your sexy costume. 

You yelped, punching your boyfriend hard on the arm when he did that. 

“KUROO WHAT THE FUCK—“

“Did you say Duro?” repeated the Raven with that half smirk that he knew made you wet. 

“W-what?” Your anger dissipated, and you tried to look away. 

Your man grabbed your chin in his hand and stabilized your position, leaning forward to start leaving wet and pleasurable kisses on your neck. You moaned, writhing in seconds after he nipped at you. 

“It’s a spell,” Kuroo explained, moving one large hand under your cape to massage your ass over your fishnet leggings. He wanted to rip them so bad, but held back because he wanted to make you beg for it. “Say it,” Kuroo kissed harder into your skin, thinking the hickey he leaves there will make your costume all the sexier. 

You let out a breathy moan as you shimmied your cape off your shoulders to allow your man more access to your neck. His mouth felt sooo good on your skin, and the tease fucking knew it. You were about to be a no-thoughts-head-empty ass bitch due to how good he was making you feel, but Kuroo repeated his demand, making sure you heard it the second time. 

“S-say w-what?” You inquired, barely thinking anymore. 

“The spell. Say: Duro.” Your boyfriend pushed you forward gently so that your back was leaning on the steering wheel more but not the horn. He then leaned down to kiss the skin on your chest, mainly the top of your breasts above your bodysuit, making your skin blaze with heat as a new wave of wetness hit your vag. You moaned loudly.

“D-Duro,” you relented, your back arching as you sought more friction. “Duro,” you repeated. “What does i-it-t m-me-mea-mean? Duro?” 

Using your hands, you grabbed the dark locks of your boyfriend and he immediately groaned—getting very turned on. 

Kuroo lifted his skin from your tasty skin so that his own lidded eyes met yours. He brought you back up so that your foreheads were pressed together. Tetsurō slid his hands to your hips and then he spoke lowly in his sex-voice that sent another wave of wetness through your panties. 

“You say that spell…” He smirked. “to harden objects.” At the same time he finished his explanation, your man used his grip on your waist to press your lower body down so that your wet vagina pressed into the head of the hard and protruding tent in his pants. 

You cried out in pleasure as you bucked your hips, letting his nerdy joke slide just this once. You needed more. Now! 

Your bf Kuroo is a dork, yes, and he may make lame science and Harry Potter jokes........but you’ll be damned if his dick game wasn’t ✨magic✨

You’d be lying if you said this dork didn’t know how to use his big cock to transfer you to a new world. 

No flying broomstick needed. 🧹

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Daichi Sawamura -

‘Hoe-se Me Down’ ☔️🔥, Firefighter 

A/N: in the fandom, I’ve been seeing a bunch of people cancel the idea that Daichi is a cop now lmao and are dead set on calling mans a firefighter now, so LISTEN— YOUR GIRL IS ON THAT TRAIN TOO.

Period. 

#FirefighterDadchi

The day your husband decided to quit his job and get a new one as a firefighter because he didn’t want to contribute to and/or work for an apparatus that abuses POC, 

You decided to dress up hot as fuck (no pun intended) for Halloween in bed to show him how amazing you think he is

You wore an appropriate ghost costume to his new-member Halloween party, 

But when you got home???????!!!!!!

D A M N . 

Ma’am, your hubby was wondering why he didn’t switch careers sooner. 

His OWN hose *wink wink* was rock hard as soon as you entered the bedroom from the bathroom, his eyes were huuuuge and he was breathing heavily already, chest rising and falling faster every step you took toward him 

he sat on the bed counting his lucky stars. 

“Oh my God, Y/N.....” Whispered Daichi. His eyes raked your figure, from your hat to your front zipper, and down to your perfect feet in those yellow heels. “Good call not wearing this to the party.” He breathed, hands reaching up to his neck quickly to loosen his tie. “I might have lost my job before I even started. I’m sure my boss and my crew would not have appreciated my display of ‘lack of control’ because I would not being able to control myself from fucking you in front of all of them.” 

“Mmmm?” You bit your lower lip. “Maybe they would,” you finished seductively. 

You finally stopped to stand in front of your husband, and you blushed a bit under his fiery gaze. He looked like he wanted to lick every inch of you, and it made you shiver. 

Daichi immediately reached out and pulled you closer, immediately pressing his face in your cleavage. He hummed on the flesh. “You’re right,” he mumbled, moving his head from side to side to envelope himself in your amazing breasts. “They’d love to see the most beautiful woman in the world naked and moaning and cumming again and again. I’m gonna break our record tonight, baby.”

You giggled, listening to your husbands muddled voice in your chest. You are more than delighted and ready for the challenge your husband set out. 

You had no doubt that he could make you cum 6 times tonight, beating his record.

Crawling your hand down, you pressed both your hands on Dai’s pecs and pushed, making him lay flat on his back on your King-sized bed. 

Daichi’s eyes were dark and fucking arousing, the look of them alone forcing you to immediately crawl on top of him, straddling his waist and holding your firefighter helmet in place. 

Sawamura licked his lips, his eyes scanning your frame again. “You are going to be the death of me,” he sighed, his hands lifting to hold your waist. “That hat looks so good on you. You’re beyond hot, my wife.”

Oh my God he looked so sexy under you like this. Your breath hitched. “Yeah?”

The brunette nodded, starting to take his tie off fully now. He tossed it to the side and made work on unbuttoning his dress shirt. How hard his dick was was telling him to remove his damn clothes—ASAP. 

“You know what they say about firefighters right?” Daichi asked hurriedly, he was so flirty tonight after having a few drinks at the party, and you always loved this side of him when you got glimpses of it. 

Unable to breathe because your husband made you so horny, you shook your head. He chuckled.

“The hotter you are, the faster we come.” 

You smiled, leaning in to claim his lips in a searing hot kiss. 

“That’s fine, baby.” You whispered. “That’ll only be 1 of 6 tonight, right?” 

Daichi growled, rolling you two over so that he was now straddling your waist. You stared up at your sexy man in awe as he removed his dress shirt, exposing his rippling muscles to you. Oh my…….

Oh My God, your vag felt like a fucking hose right now by how much liquid dripped out when you saw his abs. You were so wet. 

Your husband leaned down just like you did to kiss you silly. You moaned into the kiss, wanting more. When Daichi let your lips go, he sweetly took your hand and lifted it so that he could lay a kiss on the wedding ring he put there. 

“Let’s go for 7 tonight, wife.” He purred, before unzipping the rest of your costume. 

———————————

Matsukawa Issei -

Hanamaki Takahiro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOOOOOOO FIGHT ME 

THIS IS WHAT YOU DRESSED UP AS. 

YOU HAD SET THIS UP FOR WEEKS, SETTING YOUR MAN UP FOR WHAT YOU TOLD HIM WOULD BE “THE SEXIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME HE’S EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE, YOU PROMISE” 

YOUR BF WAS THINKING “BET” picturing you in a nurse costume, maid uniform, or a naughty school girl or something 🤤 

SO WHEN YOU AND HANAMAKI’S GIRLFRIEND (who dressed as Mattsun!!!) HELD HANDS AND OBNOXIOUSLY SKIPPED INSIDE TO MEET YOUR TWO BOYFRIENDS AT THE BAR………………………………………….

MATSUHANA literally said nothing to y’all. 

💀💀💀

They looked at you both, and then collected their things like:

AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

YOU FUCKING DID IT BRUV 

IWA AND OIKAWA WOULD BE GAGGINGGGG:

The meme Kings were FINALLY stunned into silence !!!!

THE BANTER KINGS HAD NOTHING TO SAY. 

They just stared.

Without a word, Hero & Makki chugged their new drinks and paid the bartender, walking out I repeat: without a WORD!

You chase after your boyfriend and jump on his back 

“Booooooo Mattsun, why ya leaving?! We just got here! And I look sexy as hell! What happened to you were going to outdrink me tonight ?!” You couldn’t stop laughing at your boyfriends deadpan expression as you spoke. “I know you like thissss, stop capping!!!!” 

Issei continued to wave down a taxi, ignoring you on his back.

“ISSEI STOPPPP HAHA, You love me and you love your bff Makki, so now you have both!!!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!!” 

You jumped down and pulled the arm down that he was using to wave a taxi. 

“Okay look! We can leave if you can look me in the eyes, then look at my entire costume and THEN tell me with a STRAIGHT FACE that you don’t like it.” 

Your boyfriend stared at you challengingly, extremely annoyed because that is 100% something his best friend would say. Seeing you look like the female version of him was trippy, to say the lease, especially since he’s 3 drinks in.

You two had a staring contest with each other for a minute until Mattsun gave in and checked you out like you asked, looking down the length of your costume and back up to your temporarily dyed-pink hair that matched the shade of his best friend’s.

Mattsukawa lifted his eyes back to yours with a straight face:

(issei is p diddy)

You lifted an eyebrow, ready to call his bluff if he fucking tried it. 

As if on cue, your boyfriend’s cheeks turned rosy pink. In admittance. 

“I KNEW IT!!!!!!”

You exclaimed, grabbing Issei’s hand and pulling him back in the bar. 

“I hate you. I hate you so much, Y/N.” grumbled your blushy boyfriend, following.

Without looking at him you smirked, secretly noting the fact that your boyfriend had not denied it yet.... nor could he 😏

A/N: not me realizing that I never linked part 2 in the part 1 links!!!! Smfh🤦🏾‍♀️ whatever. It’s there now!

Reqs for this series are CLOSED. 🚫

Happy Halloween 🎃🧡

[forjongseong]

yesssss what if's scenarios <3 i always think about them and then im like, WHEW thank goodness i didnt go down that route as well lolol

ALSOOOOOO before i forget because IM ALWAYS FORGETTING HSAJDHASJKDA

so when i read your secretary!jay AHHHHHHH best story ever fjksdjaksdsa i was reminded of my fav c-drama The Rational Life! Main girl isnt a ceo though, she had to step down from her high position because her ex-bf was an asshole lol but later she did become a boss! and the main guy ahhhhh my dylan wang love <3 lolol he plays as the young mighty hot head cutie assistant!!! so when i read your fic, i was like AAAAHHHH THIS IS RATIONAL LIFE BUT 18+ and i am HERE FOR IT!!!!

THE WAY I HAVE THE RATIONAL LIFE IN MY MY LIST ON NETFLIX AAAAA I NEVER GOT TO WATCHING IT BECAUSE I JUST KEEP ADDING STUFF TO MY LISTS AND NOT GOING THRU THEM FUUUUUCK

I love Dylan Wang he is a fineass man

[fluffy-bokuto]

hi uh i was pretty shy to send this in but i love your writings and i’d like to request a match-up! hehe. so i’m a straight girl with shoulder length black hair, i’m 5’7 and i also play volleyball. i love to write and i’m part of a drama club too, i also love fashion! i’m pretty energetic, cheerful and a big softie but i can also be very insecure and anxious which ends up in panic attacks. thank you in advance!

Hi! I’m glad you ended up sending this! thank you 🥰 and tysm ur so nice 🥺

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : Azumane Asahi : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

Listen, he Asahi first saw you, his heart went W I L D I N G

And when he got to know you 🥺🥺🥺

He just wants to cuddle you FOREVER bc you’re super cute and soft and :(

THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

I feel like he just loves to put his arms around your waist and rest his chin on the top on your head

it definitely would calm him right away

this is super soft even my heart is wilding

Asahi would definitely go to see you acting and he would have a HUGE smile bc he’s so so so proud of you :(

if you want to practice volleyball with him he would agree bc he’s actually afraid on the inside bc he knows he’s a STRONG fineass man and he doesn’t want to hurt you :c

I can’t stop typing :( bc i’m soft oof

And when you’re feeling insecure/anxious he would try to make you feel better immediately, he knows how does it feel like and he doesn’t want you to feel like that so he would do whatever it’s on his hand to help you :(

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #119

Bart vs. Australia Season 6, Episode 16 | February 19, 1995 A very funny episode of the bart show! Bart calls up a kid in australia to have sex and they both get in big trouble because the child pornography laws are even harsher in australia than they are here, leading to legislation that affects adult film stars. Did you know that women in porn in australia aren’t allowed to have small titties as to not inadvertently depict a prepubescent girl? if you watch fineass australian ladies getting sexed they gotta have big ones. Huh! ANyway, this is one of the best “SIMPSONS GO TO ___” episodes there is because there’s a real reason and such . It’s the porn thing I said in the first paragraph. Please don’t look it up or watch it, I’m telling the truth. There’s also a thing where they bring a toad into australia and it fucks up their ecosystem, which is based on a real thing I think  with cane toads. I watched a documentary about it. The VHS cover had a little girl holding up a giant toad. I’m not sure I knew it was a documentary when I rented it. I think I thought I was just gonna get to see some bigass toads be friends with kids. THE B-SODE:

Timon & Pumbaa: “Back Out in the Outback“ Season 1, Episode 9A | November 17, 1995 I solidly aged out of Disney Afternoon at this point and remember never getting past the opening credits of this show. Anyway, it’s bad. Not funny or fun. Just kid shit. In this episode Timon and PUmba go to asutralia to eat bugs, like Bart did

[dezmxvd]

[bigcryptiddies]

I’m rewatching tvd as someone who’s been an adult for more than five minutes and can now fully appreciate how stupid these fineass brothers are for hitting on teenage girls like helloooooooo

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 40 - The Jin Harem

Happy (Lunar) New Year! 

(I posted this on Valentine’s / Single Awareness Day though...)

My prediction: This post won’t be that long since I didn’t notice too many harem moments. Let’s see if I’m wrong like always :D

Let’s Get It~

We start off this lunar new year with Yoonjin reaching for their face at the same time

A study on mirroring: it’s been noted that mirroring occurs when A is looking at B and is subconsciously influenced by their actions.

A study on mirroring: it’s also been said that mirroring tends to occur when A is interested in B

A & B = Yoonjin

I wonder who’s got Jinnie’s eyes on them?

Whoever that is, they are a lucky man

Ft. Tiny looking JK

Ft. Magical Boy Chim looking huge in comparison to Jk and Jin

Jk CLEARLY looking at Jinnie as he does the old spread and hug

He wants those worldwide shoulders and he wants it bad

I believe I can fly~  I believe I can touch those shoulders I think about him every night and day Spread my wings and touch away~

I spy with my pretty eyes, a fineass looking man

How about 3?

Jin’s habit of being more interested in knowing someone else’s team is once again present in this episode.

ft. Tol Jin and Smol Yoongs

I LOVE ME SOME HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Tae looks like a giant though

Seems like yoongs is interested to know which Team Jinnie is in~

LOVE TRIANGLE TIME!!!

Yoongs and Tae collectively reaching out for Jinnie!!!

Our Worldwide handsome-him is so desirable

Jk: *pines from the back* That should be me *channels inner Justin Bieber Sunbae-nim Joonie: Bitch, HANDS OFF Chim: These Punks can’t go around touching what’s mine like that! Hobi: NUH UH. FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM HIM ASSHOLES Tae: Let me just cop a feel of that chest  Yoongs: Ooooh his skin feels so soft!

Our man has got all the men

Tae: *GASP* HE TOUCHED ME!!!

Congrats Tae!

HE TOUCHED YOU!!!

Also, Tae just naturally went from the side to the middle, to beside Jin huh?

Tae whispers something to Jin that is muted in the episode

Please look at how his leg is lifted

Isn’t that what anime girls do when they are love struck?

I mean... anyone would be when beside Jin...

JK: I’m so done with your shit. Trying to get Jin’s attention by being all excessive. I’m SO DONE. Hobi: I looked so damn cool! Hyung must think that too! Jin: Watch me win this punk in rock-paper-scissors like the RPS God I am

Hobi reaching out to stroke Jin’s face

FFS HOBI! NOT IN FRONT Of THE CAMERAS!!! 

(Bless you our sweet sweet sunshine)

Tae reaching out to caress Jin’s arm

Tae: Back off bitch, don’t touch what’s not yours Yoongs: Oh yeah, do your ritual for when you are about to get smacked the fck up JK: How dare they touch MY hyung?! ONLY I CAN TOUCH HIM SO SHAMELESSLY IN FRONT OF ALL THE CAMERAS! NJ: *Save Me Plays in his head* I’m with a bunch of fools. Jin Hyung OBVIOUSLY only wants me Chim: All these losers vying for Jin-hyung when I’VE got his heart. Touch him while you have hands losers.

Top 10 anime betrayals

JK: Why does this hurt so much...yet feel so hot?

JK falling into the depths of shipping hell that is 2Seok

Welcome Jk, you shall NVR escape the 2Seok world

JK: Really? In front of my salad? Chim: UNACCEPTABLE! *stomps his feet cutely* Joon: OH YES! FRONT VIEW!!! Hobi: IS HE GoInG TO KISS ME?!! Jin: You have some dirt... what? Why are you all looking at me like that?

Jin WOULD be that guy that leans in super close to you, giving off the ‘action-time’ vibe and whispers: you’ve got some crumbs on your face... can I eat them?

DAMN IT JIN!

Tae- the overly clingy boyfriend that Jin Loves to pamper

SHOWER HIM WITH ALL THE LOVE AND SKINSHIP!!!

Also, I’m quite sure Jin only won RPS because Tae whispered to him what to throw out before the game commenced

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work

Taejin makes me feel things

Yoonjin cuties sitting in the back watching the others

They look like they are Bangtan’s Guardians

OR

They got time-out for being too indecent 

Jinkook are DEFINITELY the couple that does weird things 

They would also be the couple to start trends

Ok...I have a confession to make... This pic is NOT the same as the previous one. 

The previous one is edited because they were sitting much further apart and my extra ass when to edit it to make them sit closer

BUT DAMN THAT WAS UNNECESSARY OF ME

Because this pic here is NOT edited

which means 1 of them moved to sit closer to the other!!!

Yoonjin be here trying my heart

I JUST HAD TO OK?!

WHO CAN RESIST MEMEKOOK?!!

NO ONE

2 Oldest MY ASS

THEY ARE SUCH KIDS

The way Yoongi sits with his feet pointing inwards makes him look tinier and cuter than he already is!!!

*clutches heart*

Sha la la la la la My oh my Looks like the boy's too shy Ain't gonna kiss his love  

The (Magical) Boy settles for a teasing chin stroke instead!

The Joy on Chim’s face as Jin does his Body Wave

Joonie is also very amused

Jin succeeds in making 2 men fall deeper in love with him

????

Jin???

Dafuq??

Chim looking at him like nothing is wrong though...

So many dirty things I can insert here...

SO DAMN MANY

Jin on his knees = A++

I wonder who is the lucky person who gets to enjoy this sight...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BANGTAN OUT OF CONTEXT 

Send this photo to all of your friends who are non-bts fans (difficult to find but I know there are some out there)

offer NO explanation

Ft. Yoonjin mirrors

Ft. Perky Ass Hobi

(I low key think he maintained that position so Jin could see his booty

Ft. Camera Man Tae Tae

(He would do a much much better job than those lackluster award show ones)

Ft. Jk and Joon who are super respectful

Hobi only did this so he could get up close and personal with Jinnie~

WHO WOULDN’T?

Jk and Joonie looking on in the bg

envious

Chim’s smile as he calls out for Jin

(Without honorifics, mind you, such a brat but he’s Jin’s brat)

Jinnie looking at Chim like he is the most marvelous thing ever

(He is)

Hobi snapping Pics of Jin AGAIN

RELEASE THE PICS HOBI!!

다시 run run run 

Jinnie walks

Jinnie runs

Jinnie falls to the groud

All for Chim

The outfits and poses remind me of Avatar...

CUTIES!!!

This angle makes it look like Chim is petting Jinnie

Too bad Chim was just adjusting the tape on the floor

No on-screen petting from Jinmin but who knows what goes on behind the scenes?

They aren’t called BTS for nothing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chim only has eyes for Jin during this game~

Even as his hat fell, he was still focused on looking at Jin

:’)

CHIM WAS ABOUT TO CARESS JIN’S FACE

DAMN IT PD-nim!!!

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE TAE’S ASS RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?!

WE ALMOST GOT CHIM CARESSING JIN’S FACE

T^T

The Pd-nim probably wants Jin all to himself

>:(

Hobi: Damn he smooth Chim: Me Gusta :D Jin: Admire my beauty Yoongs: Imma ninja my ass there to smack a little bird

(the bird is Chim)

This looks like an overly dramatic play acted out by Chim and Jin

*flashback to the utter mess that was Gayo track 14*

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?!!

JUST TOUCH HIM ALREADY FOR ALL OUR SAKE!

Such a dramatic pair they are

Fcking bubs

(I use to do this whenever I said bye to one of my friends like 7 years ago... Jinmin are basically kids)

Yoongi praising Jin though!!!

ME LIKES THAT A LOT

PRAISE JIN MORE PEOPLE

FFS JUST TOUCH ALREADY 

STOP WITH THIS STAR-CROSSED LOVERS BS

Also, Chim causally touching Jin’s sleeve~

I’M SO FCKING DONE WITH JINMIN

YOU TEASE!

Also, this looks like those kung fu movies where Jin is Chim’s master (teacher... FFS Y'all are dirty)

(It’s ok. I’m dirty too :>)

Chim: *flirts aggressively* Jin: *being beautiful aggressively* Yoongs: *wants to fight Chim aggressively* Tae: *wants to charge at Jin for a backhug aggressively*

Chim complaining about how Jinnie seems to be getting further away from him...

Double meaning much?

STOP FLIRTING YOU TWO!!!

(Please NVR stop)

Chim really only has eyes for Jinnie~

LOOK AT HIS SMIRK 

CHIM YOU LITTLE PUNK

Chim imitating Jin’s pose

He really loves his hyung huh?

???

!!!

Finger hearts from HeartMan Jin for Magical Boy Chim!!!

Seriously... Jinmin’s love is just overflowing

I LOVE IT

LOOK HOW HAPPY CHIM IS !!!

LOOK HOW HAPPY JIN IS !!!

JINMIN IS FLYING 

Hobi & Jk & Joonie:  내가 웃는게 웃는게  아니야 (I’m not really laughing)

Yoonjin sticking together like glue when there’s plenty of space

Also, magically no height difference?

Could Yoongs be a Magical Boy too?

Jin’s hand on Yoongs’ shoulder 

*ugly sobs*

Chim also praises Jin’s skills at playing the game after this...

Have they played this before??

How TF does Chim know Jin is very good at Flopping down onto a mattress to create a gust?

HMMM HOW? I WONDER. HMMM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tae: You see this fist? It’s flying right to your face Jin: I have a pretty fist too! Yoongs: Try me bitch Chim: I don’t want to see this. Not in front of my salad

Tae helping Jin to get the clothes off

I wonder if he helps him a lot

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cutie Tae showing off to Jin that they all got 22

(Note: 22 is kinda a thing for couples in South Korea. Couples have something called a ‘22 Day’ <two-two day> that they celebrate.)

Jin teasing Joonie for his failed attempt at the game

Namjin is definitely that couple that teases each other a shitton

NOT Jin Harem related but... WTF was Hobi doing? He touched the red clothes and recoiled at it?

Did he also punch Joonie slightly as he was walking by???

I’m genuinely curious

The sound that escaped Jin was so fcking cute??

Look at how Tae and Chim were so confused at Jin’s result!

They really thought Jin should have gotten more points!

Jin himself is confused af too 

CANDLES YOU SUCK!

Jin’s eyes were shaking as they were counting cos he was worried they would lose because of him 

XD

Emperor Tae demands a bow of apology from Jin

AND HE OBLIGES!!!

TAEJIN ARE SUCH CUTIES

Taejin kids are play-fighting with sticks and while the others are filming for the episode

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!

Jin being impressed at Chim’s skill

Ways to win Jinnie’s heart: Be skillful at throwing things into a thin cannister

Jin also immediately cheers for Yoongs after this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is Jin has Tae gets the second score consecutively

I sense the birth of a new meme

He looked like such a brat as he threw the slinkie

Look at him as he gets nagged by Yoongs

SUCH A CHILD

Our NICE AND KIND AND GOOD LOOKING CHILD

Cheerleader Yoongs cheering for his Favourite Hyung

Jk joined in the cheer despite Jin being on a different team!!!

(He could also just be scratching his head with the toy...but he said ‘hey hey hey’)

Yoongs cheering for Jin wholeheartedly

Only to be chided by Jin for distrubing his concentration

JIN YOU LITTLE SHIT

HOW DARE YOU NAG YOONGS FOR CHEERING YOU ON LIKE A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND

I WILL FIGHT YOU JIN

(ง •̀_•́)ง

Yoongi just submissively keeps quiet

Blame your own ass if Yoongi NVR chhers for you again Jinne 

>:(

(No i’m kidding. I love naggy Jin and how he is the only one Yoongi is submissive to)

Taejin bubs are high-fiving when their opponent scored 

XD

I guess they are keeping their morale up???

Tae: *looks cool by succeeding at the game* Jin: *Waay too impressed*

JK: *looks smug AF for succeeding at the game* Jin: *again, waaay too impressed*

Tae: *I won’t lose to you punk* *proceeds to do it again and impress Jin once again*

Tae: You have just been served. You are very welcome *bows*

Jin teasing JK for his failed attempt at looking cool

He looked plenty cool already ok?

LET THE BOY LIVE

Jin: *fails and tries to get Hobi to use his method (which sucks) so he fails too* Hobi: *falls for it*

HOBI YOU ARE WHIPPED

Jimin: *enjoys the beauty and grace that is Kim Seok Jin* Yoongs: Extra points to hyung for beauty! And for existing! Jk: That’s my hyung! He’s MY hyung!! Joon: *Excited like the puppy he is* Tae: *Impressed* Hobi: *I’m standing next to him!!

Tae manages to get a high-five from Jinnie for succeeding~

Ace of the Jin team: Tae

Jinkook who has no idea what to write

Ft. a shoe

They keep becoming more similar as the days pass...

All members either clapped immediately/responded verbally to Jin’s suggestion of clapping for everyone!

Jk... don’t just look at Jin when you speak...

I know it;s hard to look away from beauty

But... your bais and love are showing too much!

He actually turns to look at Jin as he says: 

Let’s stay by each other forever from now on 

*Ugly sobs*

The 3 different stages of being bored

Jin: Slightly bored Yoongs: Bored Tae: Borderline falling asleep

Listen to Chim’s pretty words DAMN IT

Joonie. GET A HINT

Give the boy some food

That’s what you got to do to win his heart you fool!

Chim: *smirks* And that, folks, is how I got my boyfriend

Jk complains about how there’s no dumplings

He’s probably used to the one Jin makes where there is always dumplings

:’)

Chim and Tae praising Jin’s cooking, wanting the rest of the world to know only they’ve tried Jin’s cooking

Aww so clueless Joon DID give his food to Jin

:’)

Ah-Hope <아홉> you guys enjoyed~

Until Next time~

[cipheramnesia]

This fineass lady is going to goth night again. I have other pictures I may sort through and will try and take some more tonight. But meanwhile I know at least a couple very special friends who might just appreciate a girl with horns (even if they are cheap and plastic). Not shown, another six inch set of heels.

I promise, soon, horns and fangs together.

[smokestesh]

Some thought ..

Being a ‘girly’ lesbian makes it really hard for other gay girls. And I totally feel that because I walk into bars and just events in general or just hanging out with friends you know and I see a fucking fineass girl and they’ll look at me and then they’ll like ... keep looking at me but confused for the rest of the night and it’s like NO DONT FEEL CONFUSED I’M GAY TOO COME FLIRT WITH ME ! So, I’m ALWAYS making the first move which is fucking hilarious because I’m shy af. SO im that shy girl who makes awkward first moves.

[fightersxlovers]

//im back (for the first time in 2 years. im a nurse now. surprise).

about to completely overhaul the blog w new muses, new theme, new name, everything

but if anyone wants a thread the muses im adding + their fc’s are:

aleksi gunnar = gunnar nelson, ufc fighter

chris thomas = conor mcgregor, ufc fighter

josie (havent thought of a last name bc mess) = gozi altidore, us soccer player

boromir ecbert (goes by Bo) = matthias lymans from finntroll

daniel james (goes by Danny) = matthias nygard (warlord nygard) from turisas

andy (no last name) = no fc yet but hes a halfassed body builder 

im gonna add girls eventually but.

i need new partners so someone come love my fineass men while i try and remember how this even works tbh xDxD

[joey-wheeler-official]

What if I find a fineass monster girl on a Tuesday? Yall xpect me to wait til Monday? What if I forget? That monster girl needs to be delivered.

Damn this anon speaks the truth. Aight y'all monster girl monday is every day from now on