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REVIEW: Tonic - Head On Straight (2002)

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#90&039;s rock#bob rock#Dan Lavery#Emerson Hart#flaming turd#Head on Straight#Jeff Russo#Joey Waronker#Kevin Shepard#rock music#tonic#Universal
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The New Titans #55 (1989)

Batman (2010-) #641
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Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016-) #6
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Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20
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Batman (2016-) #138

They sure do bAT&Tman. They sure as hell do.

Yet Jason never thought this way about you.
#Donât you dare kill them with a simple headshot Jason! I have to keep them alive so I can torment them until they wished they were dead#theyâll never use their hands again. this is the superior way#and you should follow in my footsteps as any self-respecting non-criminal vigilante would in order to keep your conscience squeaky clean#also how dare you not be more understanding of the fact that I completely betrayed your trust#and threw your unhealable trauma in your face and shamelessly admitted to it#after I slit your throat in front of the murderer responsible for that same trauma while he laughed in your face a few years back#god you are a terrible son u are so selfish everything I ever said about you while u were dead was true ur being such a burden rn#also I just love how in batman 640 Bruce was going around interrogating Ollie and Clark (ppl who died + came back)#to find a *~rational~* explanation for how Jason was even here#instead of yk. just being glad your child is alive#and when Damian died he does all this shit to Jason to figure *how to* bring Dami back#after he burned his artwork the same way he emptied out Jasonâs room#god you flaming turd of a father never change#the fact that lobdell boiled down Jasonâs reasoning to âheâs the bad guy and youâre the good guy Jasonâ#already shows weâre starting off on the wrong foot but#Jason coming back to Bruce in every new comic and saying the same âI tried it your way. or sucksâ thing is so silly because#it*#he already learned that decades ago#all the way back in batman 424 lol#youâre just. making him. look like an idiot. but yk what maybe thatâs still better than the self-deprecating diversion bs#thatâs actually convincing more people âyay Jason want redemption this is revolutionary & has definitely never been done a billion times b4#and is a step in the *right* directionâ#my post
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I AM DEPRESESSED AS FUCKKKK
#maybe the period i havent had in almost a year is returning#or perhaps it is a tangible problem i cannot blame on my body being a flaming turd that cant function properly
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Sorry to put a tumblr ad on your dash but can we pause to discuss this

What the hell is going on here
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Honestly, my biggest fear regarding Veilguard is not just that the game was bad, but that it might have killed - or at least severely diminished - my love for this franchise. Dragon Age was always something so important to me, I don't want it to be "just another thing I lost interest in because the ending was bad", the same way Veilguard wasn't just a bad game, it actively spit on and insulted the legacy of the franchise and the fans that supported it. I refuse to let that piece of shit and the assholes that made it kill my love for something I cared about so much.
#at least there's some karma over that flaming turd being hated by everyone and the writers and studio getting humiliated over it#it will NEVER live down âpulling a Bharvâ and the âso I'm non-buynaryâ memes
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Tried to make a skateboarding skeleton but the program just couldn't figure it out. These were kinda cool tho.
Prompt: large skeleton with blue flaming eyes, (standing straight:1.1 ) riding a skateboard, four wheels, (fisheye lens: 2)
Program: Stable Diffusion
Model: sd_xl_turbo
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Sticking to one's knitting
@ginnystrophyhusband prompt: ex
Ginny stared at the newspaper viciously, hoping it may spontaneously burst into flames but it didnât. She hadnât even bothered to sit down yet.  âWhat do they mean?â she complained as she gestured towards the paper. âEx-Chaser? Ex? I have been off a broom for a week! I am pregnant, not retired!âÂ
Looking for support, she turned to Harry who was buttering his toast by the table. He met her eyes and let out a little sigh as he smiled.Â
âAre you smiling because you think itâs funny Iâm annoyed or because you just remembered Iâm pregnant?â She crossed her arms. âThink carefully before you answer.âÂ
He put his knife down and stood up. He walked up to her. âYou always tell me not to think about the load of dragon turd they write because itâs just gossip. Where is that Ginny now?âÂ
She resisted pouting and turned her body towards him. âHibernating,â she said, refusing to meet his eyes.
Her eyes darted up anyway to meet Harryâs amused look and she broke immediately. She smiled, letting out a huff and planted her forehead against his chest.Â
His arms wrapped around her and he softly brushed a hand through her hair.
âItâs just that⌠if one single person asks me if I am retired today, Iâll be pissedâand I may actually burst out crying,â she admitted reluctantly.â
âYou canât cry, Gin,â he offered. Before she can ask why, he continued, âYou need to see where youâre aiming your hexes.âÂ
She did not reply, instead enjoying the feeling of Harryâs fingertips massaging her scalp.
âWhat do you want to do today?â he asked. âDiagon Alley is off the table for sure.â
âNo flying, no shopping, no coffeeâŚâ she rattled off. She looked up. âWhat else is left?â
He shrugged. âReading, knitting, Iâm hereâŚâ
âOh!â Her excitement suddenly grew. âI am going to go knit with mum.â She stepped sideways away from him to go upstairs and get dressed.Â
âBut Iâm right hereâŚâ he objected mildly.Â
âYes,â she told him. âVery nice. Tomorrow.â She grinned at him. âMake me some toast, will you?â
She got dressed, had some toast and then she flooed out, leaving Harry to clean up the tableâbut he said it was fine because he had nothing else to do.
She walked into her parentsâ living room after a short knock on the door and found her mum already knitting. âCan I knit with you today?âÂ
There is a flash of recognition on her motherâs face and she nodded eagerly, patting the space behind her. âWhat do you want to make?â
âI think perhaps I can start off with some baby socks, but perhaps also a hat? I donât know.âÂ
Though her mother taught her how to knit, she never quite did it of her own volition. Her mother helped her get started and then they knitted away all day. They took turns getting up to brew more tea so there was always a warm tea pot on the living room table to pour from and only stopped to have lunch when Mr Weasley came out of his shed when he got hungry.Â
They chatted the whole time. Her mother had so much useful advice and Ginny took it all in. Her mother clearly enjoyed passing on her wisdom to her daughter.Â
She didnât realise how much time had slipped by until she heard Harryâs voice in the kitchen, asking her father where she was. He stepped in a moment later and Ginny thought it was probably quite a sight. There were balls of wool on the couch, on the table, in a basket beside the couch... Among them knitting needles, scissors and notes from her mother where she had written down patterns.Â
It occurred to her that he didnât have someone to speak to about having a kid. She wondered if she would have to put her dad up to it to guide Harry a little.Â
âItâs almost time for dinner,â he told her. âWas just wondering if you were coming home or staying here.âÂ
She shook her head. âI didnât realise it was so late. Let me finish my row and then we can go.â
âNo problem, thatâs okay.âÂ
âHarry,â her father said. âIâve been fiddling all day with some wiring I canât seem to understand. Would you care to take a look?â
âSure,â he replied, and then he followed Mr Weasley out of the house.Â
She finished her row and thanked her mum for all the help. They tidied up a little, returning the yarn they werenât using to the cupboard and collecting the pieces of paper.Â
âThis was nice,â her mum said. âYou can finish that at home but donât hesitate to come back whenever you like.âÂ
Harry returned a moment later. âReady?âÂ
She held up the small basket that held the baby sock, ball of yarn and needles. âYes.â
âThatâs an adorable little sock you got there,â he remarked.Â
She smiled at it. âI also made a little hat.âÂ
She waved goodbye to her parents and stepped into the fireplace and flooed home. She set the basket down in the living room as Harry stepped out behind her.Â
âIâll get started on dinner,â she said and opened the door to the kitchen.Â
She paused in the door opening, looking at the set table complete with unlit candles as the scent of the food pleasantly bubbling away in the oven hit her.
He was right behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist and placed a kiss on her cheek.Â
âWhat if I hadnât come home?âÂ
Harry shrugged. âI donât know. Probably wouldâve found another Weasley to eat it.â
She prodded him lightly. âIâm not a Weasley.âÂ
âBy name, but very much by blood,â he told her. âAre you hungry?â
He released her and the candles were lit by a wave of his wand.Â
âWhen am I not?â
He smiled broadly at her and pulled her chair back. âCome on then.â
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Posted it on Twit already, but for those of you not on that flaming turd of a website, behold! The Stupid Ass Ship Chart for my Pulse of the Machine boys.

#Viktor is weak for the head scratchies#*laughs nervously*#IâM NOT PROJECTING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT#poor Jayce just touch him anywhere PLEASE#theyâre idiots your honor#arcane#jayvik#technically vikjayce cuz itâs divorce era#but still Talis so Iâm not tagging VikJayce#jayce talis#machine herald viktor#Viktor the machine#ship chart
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Hilary. Hilary I know what you were going for but HILARY EVEN ICP THINKS THIS MAN IS A FUCKING JOKE SO MUCH SO THAT THEY ENDORSED KAMALA we are so beyond parody it's not even funny.
Reality TV judge to replace Alito or Johnson when?
It's true, but unfortunately we live in America, which -- twice presented with incredibly well-qualified, historic, barrier-breaking female candidates -- went "lol nah" and selected the stale fascist cheeto instead. So by that metric, the country is indeed getting exactly what it deserves.
The whole thing with Trump's insane cabinet picks is to force the Senate to kiss the ring and confirm them all despite them all being criminally insane flaming bags of dogshit, just to prove that he can do whatever he wants and the GOP will, as usual, pucker up and really massage his flaccid orange anus with their dick-suckin' lips. Which is entirely a likely outcome when dealing with the unfunny dictatorial carnival sideshow that the once-proud Republican Party has become, but as I have also said, at least this half-witted brain-wormed gang of feculent treasonous turds are too stupid to really know what they're doing. The short-term damage they can inflict is, of course, no laughing matter, and they'll try to do all manner of other evil things while we're distracted with the Cabinet Clown Car confirmation hearings, but this is still not going to actually work out well for them in any sense of the word. It's a shame that the half of the country that voted for Kamala has to suffer the consequences of the other half, but yknow. Democracy, at least while we still have it. Or something.
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GIVE ME A CHARACTER;
Edward
Oh... now we get into flame territory lmao! *cracks knuckles* here we go...
How I feel about this character: I am sorry if anyone here likes Edward, I do not like him. At all. For SO MANY REASONS! For starters, he is a shitty king. He was fine in Season 3 when he was still the aetheling; he was young and learning the ways of the world. He screwed up marrying that lady from Kent, and I kind of feel bad for him for his parents annulling that marriage just so they could arrange something else (they wanted Aethelhelm's money more than their son's happiness, which I get but it still sucks)
But Season 4 Edward was an asshole. Ignoring Aethelflaed's pleas for help when Mercia was getting sacked by Cnut was extremely shitty; he abandoned his allies which his father would NEVER have done! Also blaming Aethelflaed for Steapa's death was just a shit move. She literally had nothing to do with it. His whole handling of the Mercian succession was just awful too.
Season 5 Edward: I hate him so so SO SO MUCH!! He ordered the murder of the Mercian ealdormen just so he could take over, which is cruel and brutal. His execution of Sigtryggr for something that really wasn't his fault (but the fault of the evil Aethelhelm) was wrong; he should have pardoned him. And I hate his stupid fake beard.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Good lord, none. He certainly had more than his fair share of wives and lovers in the show (and in real life, good LORD that man was busy: 14 CHILDREN!!!). I hate how he treated his second wife. He cheated on her with Eadgifu, and did not really give a crap that Aelflaed died.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: I have no idea... did he even really have any friends?
My unpopular opinion about this character: I do not get the feeling that Edward is well liked in this fandom so I think my opinion is probably not unpopular lmao!
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon. That he was less of a turd, showed some respect to his wife, was not a jackass to Aethelflaed, and gave Siggy some grace. He was supposed to be one of the "good guys" yet he was worse than most of the antagonists on the show.
GIVE ME A CHARACTER ASKS
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HEADCANON IN THE WAY HOW SPRUNKIS POOP:
oren: his poo smells like orange
raddy: poop with spikes
clukr: he poops out iron nuggets
fun bot: pooping oil
vineria: poops plant seeds
gray: monochrome pooping
brud: his poop is VERY stinky
garnold: poops golden nuggets
owakcx: acid fart & radioactive poop
sky: soft poop
mr sun: farting flame and poop fireballs
durple: massive dragon poop and flame fart
mr tree: poops seeds like vineria
simon: banana smell poop
tunner: poops like a gun bullet turds
mr fun computer: pooping computer chips
wenda: cat poop
pinki: doesn't poop a lot and it's not stinky but smells nice
jevin: usually constipated
black: a lot of stinky dark poop
whatever pays the bills ig đ
#i just opened the inbox bru#incredibox sprunki#sprunki#sprunki headcanons#incredibox#idk if i should maintag this
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The only difference between pre and post Genesis wave sally is that post Genesis wave finally gave the filthy harlot some clothes.
Before that Sally the harlot was prancing around naked hoping seduce men and brainwash them into being her simps in comic that's ostensibly supposed to be for kids.
Honestly this design is somehow even worse than her original look. What the fuck were they thinking with a tight crop top vest, an exposed midrif, and booty shorts with off color hems? And why are her clothes blue? She looks like a turd floating in an airplane septic tank. And don't even get me started on the hair.
like who do they think they're kidding?
Honestly I can't fucking stand the way the comics dress up their female characters
none of the female characters IN THE GAMES dress like this.
Amy just has her red dress and is constantly flashing her god damn panties at the screen in Sonic Adventure. It's simple and modest, one primary color red which is the same gradient as her body color, with a white offstripe. Her outfit is all one solid aspect of her design.
Cream and Vanilla just have simple dresses, Cream's in particular practically looks like the kind of thing kids of all genders would wear back in Mark Twain's days. An orange childrens dress with a blue ribbon to provide a splash of variety to her mostly tone gradient consistent look, and they even have the detail of buttons on her gloves to add a sense of extra propriety to her design which fits how prim and polite she's supposed to be.
Blaze wears a royal smock and leggings, she probably has the most "going on" with her outfit which feels appropriate since she's a princess but it's still practical. Notice how it leaves her legs nice and exposed for the sake of all her running around.
Wave wears sensible sports clothes, very form hugging pants and a small and tight top that leaves her midriff exposed - the purple flames at the bottoms of the leggings provide a splash of personality. What she's wearing is meant to provide function over form. Also note that her clothes are all white except for the purple flames, providing a distinct contrast to her body which is differing shades of purple.
Rouge has worn many different outfits over her tenure but she's most well known for the catsuit which is very appropriate for her job as a thief. It looks like the kind of thing Cat Woman would wear, an extremely tight form fitting latex body suit that leaves nothing to chance, and showing plenty of skin. And her personality is distinctly conveyed with the pink boob chest piece and stark white heart tipped boots.
The ONLY character who is dressed anywhere even REMOTELY similarly to Sally in the reboot is Marine since she's also wearing a shoulderless top and shorts. But Marine's actually compliments her color, green against the orange of her body, and it goes from the green of her top to the black of her shorts without any break in the middle. Her top and her bottom are also not the same color, even her gloves are colored differently, adding a lot of visual contrast which informs the chaotic nature of her character.
So yeah Sally looks like shit and doesn't even remotely fit in with the actual Sonic girls. Get rid of her.
#sally acorn#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#cream the rabbit#rouge the bat#wave the swallow#marine the raccoon#blaze the cat#character design#archie sonic
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When the Moon Hatched, by Sarah A. Parker đ (DNF 15%)
Survivalâs funny. Some wear it like a whisper, others like a scream. Mineâs a scorched skeleton of flame-forged rage that keeps me upright. Keeps me moving forward.
Oh fam, I rolled my eyes so hard I hurt myself đ
I really wanted to love this, given 1. everyone is talking about it, and 2. dragons!! But I just can't do it. I tried a few months ago to read it in ebook form and the prose got to me, so this time when I tried again I tried dual ebook and audio, but still no dice.
Eyes closed, she carves a melancholy tune while flakes of white light fall from the arched ceiling like a spill of snow. They settle on her gush of pale hair, extinguishing.
No. No thanks. This is like...there's a talent here for using a lot of words to say absolutely nothing. I felt like I was decoding a sacred text in a foreign language rather than just consuming for enjoyment.
I could tell pretty early on this wasn't going to happen for me, really around line one of chapter one where she says:
I curl my shoulders forward, crumbling my posture into something that appears trodden.
I think perhapsâŚshe meant crumpling? And while I would normally write that off as an easy spelling error, Iâve seen a lot of people who finished the book complain about misuse of words (or generous application of a thesaurus without contextual understanding, if you will). Is it technically wrong? Perhaps not, but it's đŹ
In any case, no payoff was going to be worth it for me to endure all this:
You can reshape a turd an infinite number of times, but itâs still a turd. It still stinks.
Iâm trying to let myself DNF in 2025, so Iâm throwing in the towel.
Let me know if Iâm not the only one (because honestly it feels as if I am???)
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Part of me thinks 3H would've been a lot better if it engaged with Edel's actions, both her war and during her Flame Emperor guise during WC. But considering the game for the most part doesn't, it's not surprising that there's so much fandom wank surrounding her and why people try to write off the developer's opinions when the interview came out and they confirm that she's the villain, cause if the game isn't going to fully engage with her actions why should they. Don't get me wrong, I still love the game but it's such a bummer.
Oh I think the game would be 1000x better if it engaged with Edelgard's actions, but even if it had, you'd still get people insisting that she did nothing wrong and anyway Rhea's homophobic because the cathedral looks Catholic and besides, sometimes invading other countries is for their own goodâwish fulfillment is a hell of a drug. I'm with you, I love the game, but the misogyny in Edelgard's writing is a glaring flaw that absolutely has to be addressed. (If I'm being honest, my assessment of any given character will tend to ignore Crimson Flower largely because I don't think you can talk about that route honestly without acknowledging that it exists, first and foremost, so that you can side with Edelgard and oh look how cute she is and how she can change for you, and the other characters are just warped and stretched so they can get sucked into this narrative black hole. I don't give dog turds any more attention than is required to step over them.*)
I'm sure I've said this before, but I would be much more interested in a story that actually engages with Edelgard's childishness and entitlement and how frankly weird and off-putting her obsession with Byleth actually is. It's still frustrating that the first time the Red Emperor is a woman is also the first time the Red Emperor is depicted in this way, but you can still work with it and have some genuinely interesting social commentary on the side. She is, at the end of the day, a wealthy and powerful skinny white woman who thinks her trauma gives her the right to make decisions for everybody else, and she projects inequalities and abuses of power onto the rest of the world when the call is coming from inside the huge fuckoff gold palace. I mean, the critiques of western imperialism and white feminism just write themselves!
*This does not, however, apply to things like Leonie and Byleth's B-support. It screwed over the fandom perception of Leonie, but you can work with it in-story if you're not a coward.
#fe3h discourse#fe3h meta#edelgard critical#fe3h#'okay well why don't you WRITE that story' I AM. IM ON CHAPTER 3. OF THE GAME. WRITING IS HARD
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It would be beautiful if every single country participating in the Nobody Mention The Genocide Contest got one by one kicked out for refusing to comply. I hope all that remains of this Zero Vision contest is the ashes.
Try celebrating your "win" alone fuckers, crown yourself the royalty by placing a flaming turd on your head. Obvs you won you mass murdering shit for brains.
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