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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧| 𝐤. 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

synopsis: Being the Princess meant you were arranged to marry Prince Ito of the conjoining island for the sake of the kingdom, but the last thing you want is to marry someone you don’t love, and your other suitor isn’t someone your parents approve, but how can anyone stop true love from blooming?

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tags: 18+ ONLY content + explicit smut: minors and empty blogs DNI + fem reader + not beta read + repost from my old blog + slow burn + no quirks au + forbidden love + talks about running away and doing it + I’m not well versed in the royal au but I did read up on it + enemies to lovers au but l kinda skip that + prince Ito is an OC I just came up with and he’s an ass and is misogynistic + fem pet names + virginity loss for both parties + explicit smut + fingering + unprotected sex + creampie + oral both for you and Katsuki + teasing + fluffy smut + cum eating + slight dirty talking + blood because of v loss + finger sucking + praising + breast/nipple play + Katsuki is soft and maybe ooc + overstim

Boring and stuffy is exactly how you would describe the scene unfolding in front of you, your parent’s ballroom is chock-full of pretentious people who fall in line with your mother and father.

The pair you despise because while you’re their daughter they have never looked at you like that before, it was always: what can you do to make their lives better? Never the other way around.

Thoughts of your childhood disappeared like a bubble being popped when you heard someone clear their throat, you turned to look who it was, an insult dripping off your tongue when you came face to face with Prince Ito, the man you were set to marry to better the Kingdom and knew it was best to keep your mouth shut.

You wanted to bite your lip, not in a sexy way either, but one that showed you were on your last nerve. He looked at you with confusion clouding his eyes and a slight smirk as to say ‘You’re stuck with me’ as his hand slipped into yours.

“We’re supposed to be getting married, so well to remember that my dear.”

Oh, how you wanted to regurgitate your dinner all over his shoes. Your eyes drifted around the packed room in an effort to ignore him, everyone was dressed in suffocating clothes, even you.

It felt like hell, the temperature of what felt like flames licking the cream-colored walls, bits of gold and warm tones drowned out everything but the piano music in the corner.

The feeling of so many bodies also added to the hellish feeling, and the damn dress you had to wear was so tight you were sure your ribs were cracking with each inhale.

That even grated your already fried nerves feeling your soon-to-be husband pulling you closer, instantly you pulled away catching the gaze of your other courtship, the forbidden man you kept close to your heart.

Katsuki Bakugo, the man that deep down in every crevice of your heart is your soulmate, you just haven’t told him yet, it was a delicate matter at hand truly.

You looked at the brown-haired man and suppressed an eye roll, his eyes roamed your body greedily no doubt wondering just when he got to rip your dress off.

He was someone your parents chose, someone who thought he was king shit of turd island, that made you smile at the mental joke. “Ready to dance?” He asked.

Again you glanced over toward Katsuki’s direction not seeing him anymore, you hummed in disappointment sweeping the room and not seeing him still but you remembered what he looked like, you always would no matter what.

Tonight he donned a dark gray suit, notes of red and dark green peeked out between the contrast of the three colors, it hugged him well, not like a second skin but enough to show off the muscles he worked hard for and the scars that littered his body.

His blonde hair was a mess as always, pieces of it always stuck up like he was in a strong wind tunnel, another thing that made you break out in a grin, the man next to you cleared his throat clearing growing irritated with you ignoring him.

“We need to show to our parents that we’re a right fit, you-”

You turned on your heel wanting to stomp on his foot but instead, you forced a smile and nodded, knowing that if you had to open your mouth insults would just fly out instead, his hand was so sweaty it made you feel gross to even hold.

Prince Ito made his way through the people that instantly parted letting you two through, he really wasn’t a prince to you anyway, just another whiny man-child whose family came from the other island that was situated next to your parents. The land didn’t belong to them, or anyone really in your opinion.

But it didn’t matter, you were a good they could trade to better their lives, your life was at stake pretty much, honestly, at times you felt no better than the hard pieces of bread that the island’s trade, one has more fruits and grains than the other and the Ito island has oil and the vegetables, so a lot of trading was done.

Even your own life was something that was traded, your family could produce an heir for his family, and yours and his parents were like yours, however, you and your wanna-be husband felt very different about that. He basked in the glow of being the only child, his pompous attitude made you ill and your eyes roll.

“What has your attention my sugarplum?” Ito asked as he tugged you to the middle of the floor, bodies made their way to the side to let you both dance, his hand clasped yours never letting go, his other arm wrapped tightly around your waist keeping you pinned against him.

The use of the nickname was enough to make you visibly roll your eyes this time catching him off guard. If anything, you both need to keep a clean image, not a princess who would roll her eyes and defies the man. “Sorry, and nothing does. I’m just getting a bit famished.”

“Well, in that case, I have a stick of meat that could fill you.” His hands slid down to your ass cupping the flesh, or well what he thought it was, most of it was your damn dress that he bunched up making you very uncomfortable.

Your lips curled in disgust, and your free hand came to stop on his chest pushing him away to get some fresh air, and not his rancid breath filling your nostrils, it wasn’t awful smelling, it was the vibe you got from him that was musty and each time he opened his mouth it poured out.

Ito growled low in his throat, which was meant to come across as a warning of sorts but all it did was make you angrier, and just about as you were to say something you felt Katsuki step behind you, his scent instantly calming.

“I think the princess doesn’t want to dance with you anymore, Prince Handsy.” He muttered in a low tone that made you shiver.

It wasn’t a death threat which is something he throws out to anyone who inconveniences you, his fiery eyes never left the other man who stared back. It was a warning for now.

Before you or Ito could say anything, Katsuki removed you from his grip and out of the ballroom letting you melt against him, his back pressed against the wall as you all but tried to merge with him. “Thank you for that, he was getting on my nerves.”

“I could tell, sugarplum,” He teased with a smirk as he stared at you, the words on the tip of his tongue, the ones you so desperately wanted to spill like ink on paper, the both of you know that him being nothing but a royal guard for your family and you the princess it would never be approved.

But that didn’t stop you, Katsuki has been by your side since you were both children, you met him outside of the gates the one day you were able to slip away from the guards, at seven years old it wasn’t hard to fit it when you did get free.

Just as soon as you walked into the mouth of the town, with dusty cobbled roads and people milling about buying and trading goods, someone ran into you, a blonde boy around your age chasing two boys, one with red hair and the other with black and green hair.

Blondie was yelling at the two-toned boy, something about him being a loser or to that effect while swinging his toy sword around in triumph.

His lips curled almost in disgust when you approached them ready to join in, other children weren’t invited into the kingdom so the life you led thus far has been extremely lonely.

“We don’t play with girls.” Blondie snarled holding a wooden sword, his tattered clothes held a belt around his waist.

“I can tell, no need to be rude about it. Scared a girl is going to kick your butt?�� You spit glaring at him as you grabbed the Red’s sword from his hands, his small mouth popping open staring at you getting into a fighting stance.

Red opened his mouth ready to say something before you drew the toy with a wide grin setting it against Blondie’s neck, his vermillion eyes swept over your whole body taking in your appearance, it was clear you belonged inside the gates and not out and Katsuki knew.

“No, I’m not, but you need to scram princess before you get hurt.”

Both of you were caught in a stare-off, everything around you melted away as you took in his appearance, dirt streaked through his hair and on his cheeks, it was just as clear that he was a family that lived far away from the castle gates, and that made you angry.

Not at him, but at your parents and all the adults who think this is okay, something you really can’t fight about now but now with the judging stare from Blondie it made you angrier, just as you opened your mouth to say something you were picked up and escorted back home.

The Queen made sure her servants scolded you instead, but all they did was make sure you were washed up and ready to go in the morning for some type of benefit the King threw.

Then a year later little Blondie came into the kingdom after losing his village and was raised as a royal guard, mostly to you due to how close you two were in age.

Now that you and Katsuki are in your mid-twenties the tension of being enemies melted away, but not all of it. Sometimes you two still nipped at each other.

But right now all you could focus on was being with Katsuki like this, his arms wrapped around your waist letting you sag against him. “I really don’t want to marry him, he’s no better than the cow pies in the fields.”

“Cow pies? You mean shit. Prince Idiot is pure flaming hot-”

You slapped your hand over his mouth hearing footsteps down the hall, fear wrapped around your spine like a frozen hand. No doubt it was the other guards, the ones who were under your parent’s thumb, unlike the man you were pressed against right now staring at you intently.

Do you understand that Katsuki would run away with you? He’d never let you go without, even though it won’t be in the kingdom he still wanted to care for you. He could hear the hushed tones of the men, your name making you curl more into him scared they’ll find you.

He wanted nothing more than to grab their heads and knock them together, anything that caused you stress weighed on him too, a much different person he’s become Katsuki thought as his fingers curled in your dress kissing your forehead. “Shh.” He told you before stepping out of the shadows.

“She isn’t over in this area, I thought I saw her but it was a dead lead,” Katsuki told them, his voice never wavered or showed he was lying, you watched him drinking him in, the way he all but towered over a lot of people including you, tall and just there. He’s the best guard to have.

One guard nodded while the others looked at him with curious looks, of course, it wasn’t a secret but to you and Katsuki that you two were madly in love, everyone could tell, however, it was still not seen by each other for some reason you were both blinded by it.

Once they turned and left back to the ballroom to report to your parents you stepped out of the shadows to envelop Katsuki in a tight hug, his arms quickly wrapped around you not really wanting to let go just yet, you both stood there in the large hallway in a warm embrace.

He smelt like warmth and spices, along with an earthy undertone that made you want to run away with him to the forest, the both of you could easily make a home and you would do it in a heartbeat, Katsuki means way too much to you to let go, you buried your face in him before stepping away looking at him, the charged gaze made you almost beg for a kiss.

Instead, you slipped your hand in his and kissed his gloved-clad one. “I should get back, but I promise to see you later.” You left him with a kiss on the cheek before turning away feeling the sting of tears knowing he doesn’t see you the way you see him, he thinks of you like a sister or the annoying Princess he has to babysit.

Katsuki stood rooted in his place growing angry at himself, sure, he was brash and crude and had not a problem telling anyone off but when it came to his feelings he choked on them because he was terrified you’d laugh at him when he confessed. That’s something he’s not sure he would be able to handle.

He hasn’t even kissed anyone else, you’re literally his first for everything, and by kissing it’s just a peck on the forehead from him and you always leave a lipstick print on his cheek or sometimes you’ll hold his head and give him a forehead smooch.

You always left him with something, whether it is a hug, kiss, some type of gift or even just patting his hand there was always something that left him wondering about you during the night, sometimes he’d touch himself just like you do but that was a secret you’d both die with before telling each other or anyone else.

Thankfully, he was a few rooms down from you in case something happened and he can reach you, and it’s shocking that your parents would let him because they sense the relationship that has been blooming since childhood, but Katsuki is the only person who would protect you this fiercely.

With a great sigh, he entered the ballroom again, his stupid outfit made him itch all over, it wasn’t his usual uniform but a suit to make him blend in a bit better with the crowd, but everyone knew who he was, it was very obvious uniform or not.

Katsuki watched you with him, Ito’s arm around your waist keeping you flush against him, his other hand holding yours in a tight hold making sure you didn’t leave him, the possessive gesture made his blood boil, but he knew it wasn’t the right time to say anything or do something.

He wasn’t even sure if you felt the same way he did, so all Katsuki did was lean against the wall watching the other people dance, his red eyes swept over everyone keeping his gaze still on you mostly, it was clear you were uncomfortable.

Your eyebrows were pinched in the middle and your lips were in a thin line pressing them together, he knew you were irritated and not very happy about dancing with him this close, the asshole thought he knew you from head to toe.

Ito attempted to make a joke he heard when he came closer, the smell of your heavy perfume only worn by you made his stomach erupt with a million butterflies it felt like, their soft wings brushing against each other, if anyone else wore it, it made him sick.

Your eyes connected with his in a heated gaze looking at him with a soft smile, the look Ito caught on made him curl his fingers under your chin turning you to face him with a sick smile, his lips were cracked and you swore you smelt the evil from him.

“Why do you keep looking at everyone but me? I’m the only man you need to be staring at.”

Sickness crept up your throat as his eyes burned into yours with such intensity, there was something that made a chill rack your body, just when you opened your mouth to reply your Father interrupted.

“We need you two to come to the front please, it’s time to announce the marriage between him and you to the Kingdom.”

Your heart dropped all the way to your stomach, dread replaced everything you felt, and the reality of the situation is coming to a head, once that is announced what was happening you knew it would be harder to get out of, and if you left you’d be shunned from the Kingdom and your parents.

Ito smiled and squeezed your hand with a sicker grin, the gleam in his eyes reminded you of a demon that terrorized the village well before you were born but the pictures and stories that were passed down by each generation were fresh in your mind.

“Can you please give me a moment? I’d like to freshen up before we do anything.” You asked with a soft smile, it hurt to force it but thankfully neither Ito or your Father could tell, even when they watched you walk to Katsuki to ask him to walk you to your room.

Once you both were out of the ballroom and out of ear shop from people you slid your hand in his. “We’re leaving right now, my dad wants to announce the marriage between us and I can’t do it, I won’t. I refuse to end up miserable like my mom.”

Katsuki watched you with a smirk as he followed you to your room, after the door was shut you looked around taking it in once more, the room that has housed you for the past twenty-some years is now held so many memories.

It made your heart crack a bit, and tears stung your eyes but you buried that for a moment and packed a small basket you kept under your bed away from prying eyes. “Are you sure this is what you want?” Katsuki asked taking things he could sell.

There was no way in hell he was going to leave you alone and you knew that. “Yes, this is hell on earth and I don’t want to be a Queen, I can’t do what they do, and know what I know. When I first met you-” You stopped mid-sentence and sighed.

He sat on the edge of your bed watching you intently, his lips pressed in a thin line like yours were earlier, you knew he was chewing on his next sentence holding the things in his bag that sat in his lap before helping you pack the nightgowns.

All your other dresses wouldn’t fit in and the last thing you want is to wear them anymore, now it is time for you to live your life. The way you want to, and it wouldn’t matter if you tried to set new rules, they would be overruled by King Ito.

The thought of what was to come made you shiver. “Thank you, Kats, I really do appreciate what you’re doing.” You told him finishing up your packing.

“Don’t thank me and don’t call me that, I told you that before.” He grumbled standing up, but you knew he was joking a bit, his nickname as a kid made him think about the way he feels about you, and now is not the time.

Quickly you both finished up and got everything ready, briefly Katsuki wondered why anyone hasn’t come to get you yet but they think he’s helping you.

Oh, is he really helping you with everything you need. He peeked his head out of your door turning his head side to side and sweeping the empty halls, he strained to listen for footsteps.

Silence only greeted him, giving you both one minute to sneak down to the door that led outside from the lower level, it was a secret you discovered years ago.

Katsuki held your hand tight leading you down the flight of steps, momentarily pressing yourselves against the wall hearing voices carry down the stone hall.

“Make sure to stay hidden.” He reminded you giving your hand a light squeeze while glancing back at you, quickly you fixed the silk around your head covering most of your face up.

You nodded staying silent but only to take a deep breath in when you stepped outside, the sun instantly warmed you up, and the free feeling you got only amplified.

“Go look for her!” Both of you heard a voice cry out, thankfully now under the bridge so no one could see you watching a few guards and your mom and dad, then of course, Ito was standing in front of everyone with his arms crossed over his chest looking like an angry child.

You giggled a bit catching Katsuki’s attention who looked over at you with furrowed eyebrows, his hand coming up to muffle your laughter at the supposed man who you were set to marry, his face screwed up and red as he sputtered out more threats and demanded they find you.

After you removed his hand away from his mouth you turned around to face the wall, looking behind your shoulder at him, the way your lips parted made his cock twitch in his pants as you smiled softly. “Please unlace this, I am dying and I can’t breathe in this stupid thing.”

Katsuki stepped closer to you, his gloved fingers untying the silk watching you inhale deeply, the charged air around you two crackled with sensual and high tension, he could smell your sweet shampoo and you, his musk, how bad you wanted to turn, and kiss him sat in your stomach like a rock.

“Thanks, Kats, I appreciate you and this too.” His mouth was open ready to snap at you until you turned around to stare at him, tears gathering in the corner of your eyes with a sad smile, and he thought it was because you were going to miss your family, but that was the least of your worries.

He opened his arms letting you settle in them melting against him. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass, you know?” Katsuki said looking at you, fire dancing in his vermillion eyes.

“I hope I’m the only pain in your ass, otherwise what would be the point?” You asked in a teasing tone batting your heavy lashes and hearing the people fade away from the bridge, most likely going back to check the castle again, the sad look you held now faded.

An hour later you both didn’t hear anything, not even people walking over the bridge, Katsuki told you to wait there while he checked, thankfully no one was around when he helped you up the grassy cliff and quickly drag you to the edge of the forest, the sun setting cast a shadow over you both.

“I found a small house when I was exploring and over the last few months I made sure to add some fire logs and clean it up for us,” Katsuki told you getting past the mouth of trees, it was a plan set in stone the moment you turned ten, the age you were told about marrying Ito.

Hand in hand you walked close to him using him for warmth and comfort glancing around the bare trees, it was beginning to get cooler and the trees were now losing their buds, the warm air becoming rigid. “This is why you’re my favorite pain in the ass.”

Katsuki chuckled and rolled his eyes huffing a bit at the compliment, he stayed silent the entire walk never letting go of your hand as he led you to the small house, more like a cabin that has been sitting there unoccupied until now, thankfully he cleaned all the spiderwebs and stuff up.

The sun dipped almost to the horizon by the time you both reached the front door, sweat beaded along your nape watching Katsuki toe the heavy wood open letting you in first taking in your new living situation, everything was in the big square, minus the bathroom thankfully.

A huge bay window faced the back of the house giving you a clear view of the tall trees, you dropped the bag and began to undress yourself down to the thin slip you wore under all the layers before sitting on the creaky bed, the springs groaning under your weight.

Katsuki watched you with heated eyes, it was not the time to pop a boner but it couldn’t be helped seeing you flop on your back, the bottom hem of your dress rolling up to your mid-thigh. “This is so much better than that castle, it was so stuffy and miserable there, the ghosts haunting us.” You murmured out loud staring up at the wooden ceiling noting the decay.

“You really still think ghosts roamed those halls?” He asked kicking his heavy boots off before moving to the fireplace and setting it up, the fire crackling instantly warming up the small room Katsuki sat in front of it removing his gloves and hearing the bed creak as you rolled to your side.

“Yep,” You popped the p and sat up crossing your legs, “I sure do, you’ve heard all the stories they told us and everything that’s been going on, all of the people who lived there I believe are condemned to stay there forever, why should their souls rest when they put our people through hell? I can’t be the Queen for that reason, let alone Ito’s wife.”

You spit venom saying his name, the feeling of his creepy stare and his hands made you ill thinking about it. “I understand, and you’re-” Katsuki cut off swallowing his tongue, the confession almost spilled from his lips.

“I’m what?” You asked getting off the bed to walk over to him crouching down next to him, your head laying on his back before wrapping your arms around him, the feeling of your touch made his heart jump to his throat.

“Nothing, you need a bath though. You stink.” He murmured changing the topic and lucky for him it worked this time, you giggled and smacked his shoulder gently knowing standing up and grabbing your basket of clothes and washes.

Katsuki joined you pulling his gloves back on before opening the door and holding his hand out for you, it was an unspoken agreement just in case something happens and he feels better knowing he can protect you if something happens.

Thankfully it was only a short walk to the clear creek that ran between several trees packed together, the cool wind bit at you but it felt nice being in the cramped room, and you knew your nipples were pebbled and rubbing against your silk slip, the moonlight was perfect this evening giving him a clear view of you.

Katsuki did everything not to look, he doesn’t want to think of himself as someone like Ito knowing he would stare without a care in the world. “Are you just going to watch?” You asked with a sly smile setting the woven basket down and watching him turn his back to you shaking his head.

“No, I’m not a creep. Just hurry up woman.” He mumbled crossing his arms over his chest and listening to you slip into the cold water, you gasped at the sensation and splashed around the water once you got used to it.

Katsuki never once turned to look, even though his heart was beating a bit too fast for him and the fact that his dick had a mind of its own getting hard, the tip leaky and sticky in his pants made it uncomfortable and shameful. Being a virgin at this age was embarrassing enough.

He wanted to palm himself in the worst way possible, it was difficult not to, especially when he glanced back at the same time you came back up breaking the water’s surface, your skin bare to his eyes feasting on you, water dripped down your face like it was his favorite wet dream.

“Are you watching your best friend bathe? You little pervert.” You teased splashing water over the muddy sides of the creek with a smirk, it warmed you more than anything knowing he wanted to stare, you could read him like an open book now and the thought of him liking you more than friends was enough to get out and dry off then get dressed.

Katsuki ignored you and your antics knowing if he spoke it would come out hoarse, thick with desire then he felt your hand slide in his before walking back to the house, the moon high and bright giving you both plenty of light to guide you both back where he locked every window up.

Once you were warmed up and dried off you slid in the bed with Katsuki watching him sit on the side, his ass almost hanging off while he was still fully dressed, boots including. “Are you going to sleep in your clothes? You’re wearing leather and it doesn’t look comfortable.”

“I’m fine,” He mumbled causing you to frown, he went rigid feeling you crawl over to him kneeling behind him, your fingers dancing over his broad shoulders as you leaned in kissing his cheek and shaking your head.

“Don’t be scared, it’s not like I haven’t seen you almost naked anyway.” You murmured in a teasing voice, your lips pressed against the shell, and while you couldn’t see the goosebumps raising over him you knew they were by the way he shivered.

Katsuki growled softly when your fingers slid down his chest now pressing your chest against his back, his hands coming up to yours stopping them. “I-” His voice was strained as he stayed still looking down at the floor.

It’s now or never you thought feeling warmth trickle through you. “I love you Katsuki, so much, I harbored these feelings for long enough now I think and you helped me through everything. We fought at times and got on each other’s nerves but I don’t want anyone but you.”

He turned his head to stare at you, his own words dying on his tongue and instead of speaking them Katsuki leaned in and kissed you, his lips sought yours in a tender meeting that slowly grew needy until you were seated in his lap, your tongues tangled together now.

It was sloppy with your arms wrapped around his neck, the bottom hem of your slip rolled up to your thighs as you grabbed his left wrist holding his hand to your swollen lips staring at him with lust-blown pupils bitting down on the leather removing his glove before moving to the other one.

Katsuki thought his dick was going to explode right then and there feeling the warmth of your bare pussy soaking into his pants, your eyes trained on his and half-lidded as you leaned back in to kiss him again swiping your tongue between his lips before pecking them several times.

“I’m a virgin.” You whispered against his lips. Now he was sure it would explode. Your confession set his heart on fire, he was sure this was your first kiss just like him, the both of you took the time to explore each other’s bodies, first, you removed his gloves then his leather jacket and shirt running your open palms over his chest and stomach.

Katsuki laid on his back letting you straddle him, his own fingers tracing up and down your arms eliciting goosebumps as he pulled the straps of your dress down baring your breasts to him, the fire crackled in the background but you still heard him suck in a deep breath as he cupped the flesh.

He palmed them at first before running his hands up and down your sides, then back to your breasts and shoulders, everywhere he touched left a trail of fire and desire, needy you leaned down kissing him again letting him hold your hips tightly grinding you against him.

“I’ve always thought about this Kats, you’re much better than my dreams.” You whispered in his ear trailing kisses all over his face and neck that you littered with love bites, he stared at you with pink cheeks as he huffed before quickly flipping you to your back.

He grunted in response settling himself between your spread legs. “Lift that pretty ass of yours up.” You were quick to listen lifting your hips and butt up watching him shimmy off your slip, his vermillion eyes feasted upon your naked form just as you did the same thing.

Katsuki had no idea what to do, his first action was kissing your thighs nibbling a bit, he listened to your moans and pleas and how you fisted the sheet wanting him to kiss you where it really mattered. His tongue lolled out once he was face to face with your slick pussy.

He inhaled your musk deeply making sure to ingrain it inside him, he wanted to devour you, the woman who put the sun and moons in the sky for him, the only person who understand the broken part of him, you always saw him as who he is and never what he pretended to be.

Your fingers curled in his blonde locks when he licked a wide stripe up your pussy from your fluttering hole all the way up to your clit which he sucked in at first before swirling the tip of his tongue around the bud, he still wasn’t sure if this was okay but judging from your sounds it was.

Never has anyone told him how to please a woman or anything, but you were such a good teacher, and letting him explore, he pulled away spreading you open. “Ow! Not so rough!” You mewled when he did it a bit too much.

“Sorry, I’m a virgin too.” He admitted watching you sit up, your eyes filled with hot need, the thought of him giving you something so special caused your heart to swell in your throat, you leaned down and kissed his head before laying back again.

He continued gaining the courage to rub at your clit, at first he rubbed your left lower labia before letting you move his fingers to the throbbing bud moaning his name over and over until he slowly slid his fingertip inside you. “Holy shit.” Katsuki groaned feeling you tight around him.

Every piece of you filled the missing pieces of him, all the cracks in his heart you filled with your own love, one of the many things he loved about you, and oh how it grew over the years once you two were over the bickering and knew it was better to get along.

Now his heart beat just for you, nothing else mattered really to him but to protect you, and his goal was to make sure you didn’t marry Ito and now here you are under him moaning his name fucking yourself back on fingers and humping his mouth.

It didn’t take him long thankfully in figuring out what you liked and how to make you feel good, his tongue buried in your cunt sucking and licking away the mess you made from the first orgasm that he talked you through. “So good, keep coming for me, sweetheart.”

Katsuki ground his own hips against the bed fucking the blanket wanting to desperately feel you around him, he just didn’t want to cause you any more pain, he pulled away smelling the heavy sex in the air along with the damp earth undertones.

He looked down at you with the moonlight washing over him from the bare windows, the fire behind him cast a glow making it look like he was a king and he was, he’s your King. “Katsuki, please, I need you.” You begged with a hoarse voice from the moaning and whimpering.

Quickly he pulled his fingers out sliding his hand up your stomach and between the valley of your breasts. “Part those pretty lips for me.” He demanded in a gentle tone watching your lips open, his fingers pressed in on your tongue.

Closing your lips around him you held his wrist sucking his fingers clean never breaking his stare while grinding your pussy against his throbbing cock coating the length of him with your slick feeling the tip barely grazing your fluttering hole with a soft sigh.

“Katsuki - please I wanna taste your dick.” The lewd words spilled from your mouth when he removed his fingers with a groan quickly sitting on his ass and spreading his legs watching you scramble to kneel between his thighs rubbing them.

He watched you bend at the waist to kiss and lick the head tasting the salty pre-cum, your fingers wrapped around the base giving it experimental jerks of your wrist glancing up at him, his eyes screwed shut, your mouth and hand much better his own palm and thoughts.

“You look so pretty with my dick like this, I love how you taste too. I-I love you.” Katsuki admitted in a rush of words, he stared at you afraid of your next reaction.

“I would die for you. Kill for you, do anything you asked me to if you found peace or pleasure or whatever else from it. Please, please, let me burn the world around us for you, I never want to leave this place unless it’s with you, you’re my home and heart.” You whispered your own confession.

Katsuki pushed you on your back again covering his body with yours pressing your legs back and open seeking your mouth in a hot and deep kiss moving his hands to hold yours, fingers intertwining together. “The only peace and pleasure I get are from staring at you, being in your presence is nothing better, all the finest gold in the world has nothing against you.”

His words swirled in your head as he slowly slid the head of his cock inside you feeling you tighten around him at first trying to push him out, you whined softly wrapping your arms around his neck. “Take me, I know you can, this pussy is mine now and my dick is all for you, so take it the way you were meant to princess.”

“Oh my, Katsuki!” You yelped when he pushed deeper until he was halfway in he pulled out seeing a thin sheen of blood, the guilt ate at him but feeling you tug on his neck which pulled him away from his thoughts.

“I’m ok, please don’t stop.” You murmured kissing his jaw with soft kisses as you ground your hips seeking more of him, Katsuki bared his teeth at how tight and wet you were when he bottomed out with a low growl in his throat.

He stayed still letting you adjust to him, stars burst behind your eyes giving him the last piece of your soul. “I love you Katsuki Bakugo.” You whispered kissing him again in a silent way to tell him it was okay to move.

Katsuki rocked his hips against yours going slow while reaching his hand down between your bodies to rub at your clit feeling you tighten around him with a loud moan. “I love how your pussy molds to me, told you we were meant to be.” He groaned in your ear picking up the pace.

Pleasure clouded all thoughts as you ground your hips against him when his mouth latched on your nipple sucking it deep in his mouth fucking you harder now, the only thing you could feel was him, not the warmth from the fire, not the sheets under you or anything else.

Katsuki has now totally invaded you and everything else, but it was a mutual feeling, the way he kissed every inch of skin while making love to you now, his praises melted and dripped down to the pool of hot desire in your stomach.

“You will have my last name someday, maybe even soon. Now we can be together, forever.” His forehead rested against yours before he pulled away and out helping you to your hands and knees, the pillow was shoved aside as he slowly thrust back in feeling his orgasm bubble up.

His hands held your hips in a tight hold bottoming out, he kept a soft pace letting you bounce back against him chasing your own high, his balls tightened when you threw your head back staring at him moaning his name and quickly he came filling you up thick and warm.

He wasn’t done by any means, once you both came down from the highs he laid on the bed helping you straddle his lap and riding him while holding his hands and grinding your hips down before bouncing up and down and hearing the creaking of the bed fill the small room.

“Katsuki! You feel so good inside me!” You panted feeling sweat drip down your back while using his cum as lube to sit all the way up leaving just the tip in before slowly dropping back down finding his mouth in a hot kiss fucking him wildly.

Neither of you was sure how long it was before you both lay next to each other panting and sweating, his cock soft and aching as you rolled to your side curling against him with a soft smile and droopy eyes from exhaustion seeping in. “Let’s do that every night.”

Katsuki nodded in agreement knowing that you both were finally happy and free together, forever.

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Day of the��Oh No

A Halloween Remi x Levi Snz Fic

Non-Canon

⚠️Content Warning⚠️

Cultural Appropriation, Smut, Snz, Public Sex?

Description: Remi and Levi are invited to a Halloween party in their city by one of Levi’s online friends. They show up and realize, it’s a flaming turd of cultural disrespect. However, before Levi can truly give the host a piece of his mind…he realizes what comes along side Dia De Los Muertos…

Author’s Notes: Eeeeeee I’m excited for you guys to read this cause we get to see a pissy AND snzy Levi 🫣🫠 @aller-geez did the art and owns our Big strong man, Remi!

Levi scrambled to get his little red riding hood outfit crinkle free and perfect. It wasn’t the slutty version like he had imagined when he originally planned to make this costume, but he looked good in it regardless. He looked himself up and down in the mirror, back and forth before he was interrupted by an amused chuckle from behind him. Cerulean blues met with emerald greens in the reflection of the mirror and the cat slowly smirked looking at the man through it. “What?”

“You just look really good, and I can tell you’re worried you don’t,” slightly poking fun at his mate he stepped forward, wrapping his arms around the smaller’s waist already dressed and ready to go for this lame party he was forcibly being dragged to. Per usual.

“YOU look really good,” Levi could only reply and dodge the compliment with an Uno reverse card. Remi rolled his eyes and placed a soft kiss at the leopard’s temple.

“We both look….pretty damn good,” nipping at the other’s pierced ear lobe he hummed mischievously. “Sure we can’t play hooky and then play…Little Red and the Big Bad wolf?” snarling into the crook of his boyfriend’s neck to add effect. The cat giggled and scrunched his neck as it tickled more now than turned him on. Able to reign in his hormones he began to swat at the larger.

“Back! Bad dog!” He shouted with a playful tone as Remi backed up, lowered his ears and tucked his tail between his legs dramatically.

“B-Bad Dog?” Pouting with sincere puppy dog eyes looking up at the cat. Levi grumbled and crossed his arms across his chest. Trying to look away to not be swayed by the man’s convincingly sad face.

“The worst!” Sticking his tongue out at the other male before he crossed his arms over his chest, tilted his head upward to avoid the man’s sad eyes.

“The worst?! Ohh…” Remi continued his parade of somber attitude while the other could only roll his eyes with a slight giggle.

“…Okay Not the worst…just…a little naughty,” lowering his arms, he finally gave in and stepped closer in to his boyfriend’s space.

“I’ll take it,” they both laughed in unison before the wolf wrapped a loose arm around the other’s dainty shoulders and brought him through the threshold of the bathroom and into the bedroom. “So like, are we ready to go then?” Asking curiously before releasing the smaller from his grip.

“Uhh…pretty sure! You got everything you need?” Levi asking the larger as he looked him over, almost not believing he was ready to go.

“Keys, phone…” patting his pockets and secret pockets within his costume. “Wallet, stoges, lighter and…Jays,” he confirmed all his essentials were on his person before nodding confidently. “Gangs all here, you?” He now looked up at Levi for him to do his own check.

The cat did in-fact do his own check as he began searching around his little basket purse he found on eBay. “Same here,” shuffling around the bag.

“Cool, let’s hurry this up so I can go back to being at home,” he flashed Levi a playful grin. Truth be told, he wasn’t excited for the party but he was finding himself becoming more and more childlike every time he saw himself in the mirror. It’s been ages since the wolf dressed up for Halloween. Levi really knew how to make him feel youthful, even if dragging him to a party was party of that process.

Both feeling rather into the holiday spirit, headed out the door and into Levi’s bright blue 2023 Jeep. Climbing inside the passenger, was the ever so dainty red riding hood, while he stuck the big bad wolf into driver’s position. “Okay where is this place again?” Remi asked with an underlining nervousness.

“It’s like close to downtown lemme get the address…” the leopard trailed off as he started scrolling through his phone. Opening his apps and tapping through the messages where he received the invite.

“And you’ve never met these people?” Remi watched the other closely, a hint of skepticism behind his words. Trying his best to remain neutral, if anything, to the whole situation as to not offset his boyfriend’s good vibes, now that he was suddenly coming down with some not so good ones. He wanted to be optimistic for his boyfriend, but god he hated house parties full of strangers.

“Well I have at like AVN but, we haven’t worked together per say…but we share each other’s stuff and support each other’s platforms so like technically that’s my coworker….so I’m coming for support!” He smiled over at him before lifting his screen to show Remi the address. “Here!”

“Hmm…alright, well…we don’t have to stay all night, right?” Imputing the coordinates through his phone’s GPS, the anxiety of socializing loomed over his spirit. How many people would be there? Is this an influencer thing? Will there be cameras? Oh god.

“Well, no, but we may want to if it turns out to be a banger,” Levi now looked up and over at the wolf, slowly brooding further as he was twisting his lips into a slight frown before the grumbled response came through.

“Hm,” was all that came out and Levi quickly snickered, rolling his light blue ceruleans before his head lolled to look over at the big pouting baby.

“Come on! Don’t be a grouch now! Where’d my excited wolf go??” The smaller started poking his index into the other’s side with a joyful laugh, Remi trying to fight off the urge to reciprocate his mate’s playfulness.

“He realized we are gonna be stuffed into a house full of strangers, and some of those strangers are probably pieces of shit,” mumbling again under a grumpy tone of voice, trying his best to fight the other off and also, from falling into a chuckle of his own. No! Must pout! Levi snickered once more before leaning over the middle console to give his mate a kiss on the cheek.

“Okay, well, I’ll just dance with you all night how bout that? Won’t even notice everyone else with me grinding on your dick,” pulling his head back enough to get a good look at the other, he paused.

“….‘lright but when it’s time to go, I’m taking you out of there,” Remi now let himself display his typical side smirk, flashing his green eyes to make contact with the leopard who bounced with excitement.

“Yes! Okay! Onward!” The cat sat back in the passenger’s seat before setting his phone up to Bluetooth. “Let’s gets some music going!” The leopard was practically bouncing off the walls of the car he was so excited. A party? With his boyfriend? On Halloween??? It’s going to be so good. He couldn’t wait to get his drink on.

The saucy leopard had decided to bump some SubDocta, allowing the slow tips of the drum symbols build along side electronic music, the cat danced along in his seat. Remi found himself just trying to focus on the rhythmic beats of the song playing, before the bass suddenly dropped. Both of them began to start bobbing their heads to the filthy tunes, allowing the GPS to guide them.

“What’s uuuupp my name’s Prestooon, I love dubstep and I love crying, if you don’t fuck with me I don’t fuck with you, so fuck off!” The voice behind the electricity spoke out as the beat began again, more lifted, and Levi silently worded each syllable closely before going back into swaying himself back and forth within his seat. Remi furrowed his brows as he got further into the music but still trying to concentrate on following the GPS, each song Levi playing elevated the next. They practically were the party.

Eventually they pulled up to a big ass house, littered with cars all over, there were balloons and Halloween decor all around the outside. Levi clapped his hands together with excitement as the wolf focused on squeezing the vehicle into an open space out front. “Alright…well…this looks like my nightmare,” the wolf sighed thrusting the car into park and turning off the Jeep all together.

“Oh come on! This looks like it’ll be a blast! Few drinks in ya, and you’ll be too busy dry fucking me on the dance floor,” he giggled opening his door and hoping out of the car. Remi groaned throwing his head back but trying to shake it off.

“You got this Rem…do it for your boyfriend…” he ran his fingers through his purposefully messy hair. He slowly got out of the Jeep, and locked it with the fob, walking at the pace of a snail to reach Levi, and immediately threading their hands together. “Okay…” he took a deep breath.

“It’s all good we’ll just find the drink station and get silly!” Confidently, the cat walked beside his mate and into the party where he was immediately hit with two things. A terrible, terrible irritation building from the base of his throat, and that the inside of this house was decorated……for Day of the Dead. The white haired man’s soul almost comically left his body. The audacity? “Who….is in charge…of the decor….” His teeth almost gritted down into nothing they were shut so tight.

“Oh no…” Remi already knew where this was going the moment they stepped inside. That’s when they were approached, by a small thin blonde woman, big rack and covered in tattoos. Dressed as some sort of horny devil. The larger rolled his bored emerald orbs, scanning the rest of the guests while Levi sought out the source.

“Leafy!!” The male’s online persona. LeafyGreens was Levi’s user. It was supposed to be something cute like Levi but Leafy and then greens cause, well, he gardens. Yet he’s not doing a whole lot of gardening online.

“Hey Stella uh…who…is responsible for the decor?” The little red riding hood, clearly uncomfortable as he glanced around the offensive decor.

“Oh my god isn’t it great? I did it! Halloween is always so boring in America, so I brought Mexican Halloween to us!” She danced, shaking her hips back and forth, raising her arms to celebrate her grand idea.

“No. It’s appropriative, Stel, Dia De Los Muertos….” he emphasized the accent behind the correct term of the holiday she was disrespecting. “Isn’t Mexico’s Halloween, it’s a sacred Holiday to which families pay respects, and celebrate their lost ancestors and loved ones….” The look he gave her was almost like, oh my god are you fucking dumb? The girl seemed to hold no shame as she swirled the drink in her hand.

“Yeah but…” she started, which immediately infuriated the small cat. She’s seriously going to double down right now? Not the very least admit she made a mistake based off misinformation? He wanted to rip his hair out of his skull.

“It’s also a NOVEMBER…Hnn..h’H…Holid-ay…” he swallowed it. What was wrong with him? He had a point to make damn it! His eyes quickly darted around only to realize. She used, real, fresh marigolds to decorate and sprinkle around the house. Levi sniffles loudly. “SNDDFF,” trying to push it back, but there was a malicious prickling storm building from all sides that only grew with his sharp and sudden inhale, he knew he was done for, his nostrils were already leaking.

“Look, It’s still skulls and lots of orange with purple…who cares just get drunk and have fun!” The woman now rolled her eyes, cocking a hip outward almost as if her body language was screaming out that she was already done with this lecture.

“I-..Hh’Etshu! Care! SnDdfF…” the leopard had enough politeness to sneeze into the crook of his clothed elbow, dampening the material slightly with his saliva. Remi suddenly turned his head sharply, his attention now purely on Levi.

‘Oh?’ The wolf thought inwardly to himself as he gazed over the slightly trembling cat. He bit his lower lip, only to release and chew on the back of his piercings. Intense eyes burning holes into the side of his oblivious mate’s face.

“Leaf, it’s not that big of a deal…” again, the woman was trying to plead her case that it was in fact no harm no foul, but was it really? He felt offended by it, and he was sure anyone who truly celebrates Day of the Dead, would also find this atrocious.

“It is…T-shu! To me! I’m tired of H’Ptschu! White people, H’h…Misrepresent—CHU! …Ing other people’s huh’TSCH! Cultures!” Every time he felt the allergies sliding through his core sinus walls, he blew into his cupped hand. Trying desperately to get the thoughts out before the feeling over took him.

“Girl, are you good? I can barely understand you through your sneezing…like are you sick do you need to go home?” Her gaze turned into one of concern, stepping back a few paces to avoid becoming causality to any virus he was carrying around.

“ARE YOU SICK?! HEH—SHH’eu!!!” The leopard finally snapped, his watering glassy eyes narrowing at her with unnecessary anger. Remi smirked, it wasn’t often he saw his little cat fired up but when he was, oh boy was it a show. He crossed his arms, watching it all play out, but unable to fight the thoughts. The filthy ones that plagued him whenever he heard a hick or sneeze from the leopard’s body. It was absolutely delightful.

“Uh…no…” Stella paused, looking Levi up and down almost like he’d lost his damn mind and she was no longer comprehending anything he was trying to put down.

“Listen, if you-..TSH! Don’t care, then we aren’t…Hh’etsu! Friends an—way,” sniffling and dragging the back of his hand with a gentle class across his leaking nostrils, trying not to let his disgusting downfall take away from his stance. However, before the girl could get another word in, the wolf finally lost his ability to keep watching this unravel.

Ferociously, Remi snagged the arguing Levi by his wrist, grunting animalistic-ally under his breath while doing so. “H-Hey! H’Ptschu! I wasn’t…TSCH! Done!” The cat sprayed, and spouted openly across the party guests as he was dragged out. His arm wiggling and protesting against his boyfriend’s vice tight grip. He grabbed the keys of their vehicle from the bowl by the front door and a handful of marigolds thrusted into his pocket with haste. Levi took note of this and quickly realized he was definitely in a whole different kind of trouble than he initially thought. “Remi! HUH’TSCH!”

“Get in,” was all the wolf said in a dangerous voice as he unlocked the car with the fob, flung open the door and practically tossed the leopard inside. The two of them crammed into the back and the cat shivered in submission, knowing just what was about to come for him. “Do you even realize? How unbelievably fucking hot that was? My cock is rock hard,” crouching in the backseat on his knees, but still twisted uncomfortably he pointed to his groin. His length obviously outlined through the suit of his costume. “You were right… this party is fun…” licking his lips he took a fistful of Levi’s hair, forcing his head back so the male had opened access to his mate’s gasping throat.

“I-I don’t…’Ptsch! Know what y-you mean…—Hah’eshh’uh!” Unrelenting the marigold pollen wreaked havoc upon him, his face itching and swollen. “Please…R-Remi…” whimpering with sheer vulnerability through his protesting words, but his body, and his sheer desires for Remi were too much to bear, and it only made it more tempting being in such a noticeable spot. His nose dripped as he needlessly reached to wipe it clean. “Baby…”

“Aht…What are you supposed to call me?” Remi lifted his eyebrow almost quizzically as he waited for the other’s proper response.

“I-I’m s-sorry Hnn…H’Hah..M-Mister…Wolf….” He whimpered under his sinuses as they tormented and prickled with the scent still lingering in the small space of the car. He wasn’t unaware of the handful polluting Remi’s pocket, in-fact every second only proved to him further his partner has spiraled into lustful desire for torturing him.

“That’s my good little red,” he praised the small leopard as he continued to bite, and suck at the supple and softened flesh of the smaller male’s neck. His other hand grabbed one of the cat’s wrists and brought it to the hem of his pants, wordlessly before forcing Levi’s mouth to his own ear now. “I wanna hear you loud and clear, kitten,” the wolf now shoved a hand in his pocket to pull out a palm full of marigold petals, bringing them up and clasped his petal filled hand over Levi’s nose. Holding the allergen there right front and center.

The jeep had tinted back windows, but anyone passing from the front of the car could see them through the windshield, and a few did a couple double takes as they witnessed the large man torturing the smaller. “R-r!!! EH-TSHU! T-CHIEW! Eh’eh…TSHU!” Out they sprayed at light speed, bits of saliva and spray pushing past the buttom of Remi’s hand, before the rest just hit the man in the side of his face, dusting his ear. He smirked, closed his eyes a little to embrace the chilling feeling, and enjoy the excitement it brought for his mate’s allergen mess across him.

“Such a big fit that was, I love seeing you so weakened, kitten…” he leaned over and took hold of his pierced earlobe between his two rows of perfect teeth, playing with the jewelry before letting go. “You better start using those hands if you want to make it out of this….” The slick velvet of Remington’s crass words, reverberated through Levi’s skull causing every bone in his body to quake. He nodded loosely, jaw hanging a gap as he was desperate for clean air, trying with every cell in his being to avoid breathing in through his nose.

However, resistance is futile for the fitting leopard. With trembling hands, Levi reaches forward to untie and undo the intricacies of Remi’s halloween pants. Once they were pulled open, the cat flashing his watering and red stained eyes up innocently at the larger. Whom in turn could only continuously push the palm of petals forward into Levi’s nostrils with a dark, hardened glare. The smaller shivered, his head ached from the consistent exposure, and his nostrils leaked into the softened flower pieces. “Huh’TSCHHhiew!” Another escaped him while his hands fumbled to take out Remi’s already thickened and hard cock.

“Mm see what you do to me? I’ve been this hard since you started popping off at that girl,” he chuckled, his sly smirk pulled up just the way he knows Levi can’t resist. The leopard’s glassy ceruleans rolled back for a second, he could feel the insistent, pained prickle and static that filled his nose, it was endless. He needed release from his prison. His hands were steady working at Remi’s length, the warmth of his palms causing static jolts through every cell within him. He shuddered, grunting as his emerald’s fought to stay open to watch his mate below. Eyes meeting each other’s gaze. Levi hitching before he even could speak.

“Le-let me…hH’e…taste? —Hah’ESHHh’uh!!” A small line of drool began to dangle from little red’s bottom lip. The wolf groaned at this display, being hit with residual saliva mist as each sneeze flung from his lover’s mouth.

“Hmm…tempting…” He considered it, he did. But he would have to release his mate from his current petal prison and he just wasn’t sure he could give that up yet. “But no, I want you,” Speaking with a darkened intention before Remi changed their positions all together. With his hand, still tightly cupped to Levi’s face as the smaller hicked and suffered, he sat in the backseat as it was intended, and dragged Levi into his lap. “I’m tired of waiting…” a growl low in his chest before he reached around and extracting a single claw, ripped the seem keeping Levi’s ass covered by his pants. Now exposing the little red thong underneath.

“H’h….hhnnn…HAH’…TSHHU!” Wanting to reprimand the man for ripping his costume, but he was trying far too hard to keep himself reeled in but unfortunately, the pollen was just too strong. She really went all out with the FRESH marigolds. Damn her.

“Just like that, Kitten…and what’s this?” Remi’s voice still laced with husky excitement as he looked back at the other’s swelling and reddened face. His thumb sliding against the string of the cat’s thong that was wedged between his small cheeks. “A surprise for me?” Licking his teeth with the animalistic expression of a rabid dog.

“It was,” Levi whispered back, his hands gripping tightly to the lapels of the wolf’s costume, steadying himself as he felt his body scrambling against the other’s palm of defeat.

“It still is,” He growled back, without so much an ounce of kindness behind it, he was letting the animal out of it’s cage. What a lucky turn of events, the cat being afflicted by such turmoil at the hands of his own friend. Something adjacent to Karma, Remi thought for a millisecond before his mouth began to bubble with blood, trying his best to keep it from making a mess in their new vehicle.

“H’Ptschu!” The cat whisped again, the bottom of Remi’s hand practically soaked, dripping down the leopard’s poor mouth and chin as he suffered against his partner’s tactics.

“Whole situation is a gift for me, is it not?” The wolf grinned again, enjoying the display of his snibbling, weak lover, leaking and falling apart at the seams.

“Remi…EH-TSU!” Levi’s small, but powerful sneezes were just too much, too cute, too sexy, too overwhelming the wolf took his hand and spit in it once, bringing it to his cock. Dampening it as he bit his lower lip, eyes searching the other’s face for more.

“Well, I’m…Definitely going…Hnn..to treat it like a Fuckin’ gift,” pushing the piece of string aside using the girth of his dick before shoveling his length fully sheathed inside the cat. He kept his hand around the man’s nose, but the other at the small of his back, pushing them closer together, claws digging at the cloth of his mate’s shirt.

“AaHh~” Levi cried out in a breathless whisper as his entrance was pushed into, he wrapped his arms around the other to give him better leverage, pulling himself up and then meeting the other each thrust back in with a hard slam of his hips. “Het’SHH’eu! ehtSu!” He sneezed against the other’s tightly clasped hand, it was proving to be so much worse than he originally thought this could be. His body was sweating, his receptors confused as they were pleasured and tormented all at once.

“That’s my pretty sneezing…Kitty…” the other hesitated through a tightened jaw. A bead of sweat trickled down Remi’s temple as he pushed himself upward, with each sneeze he could feel Levi’s hole trying to reject and push him out. Constricting around his throbbing and pulsating dick. “God I love the way you feel sneezing around me like this…” he whispered, a bit more loving than he had sounded previously. The cat melted under his partner, the sound of his voice always making it so much harder to disobey the wolf.

“Y-you…feel s-so..Ahh~..H’PTSCHU! Good…” he snuffled loudly but it only made the pollen take refuge within his nostril’s walls. To his surprise however, Remi released his hand allowing the petals to collapse and cascade around them. Now both his hands at each of the other’s thin hips he began to drive into himself at an almost inhuman pace. He hooked his hips, and pushed the smaller down onto his lap, striking the leopard’s sensitive prostate.

“You’re gonna…drive me to the fucking…edge…” the man gasped between his words before their mouths clashed into a very wet, and very sloppy kiss. Their tongues clashed, while Remi released one hand to grip the cat’s leaking, reddened length to finally give it the attention it sought. Levi, the first to break their kiss as he gasped a response.

“Re-m…i…gonna…H’h..tSHU!” It was something about this sneeze that activated every other pleasure speaking receptor in his body, the hand, Remi’s cock against his g-spot, the feeling of his nostrils sweet freedom and sneezing the excess from within. The leopard came, hard, in streams as it desecrated what was left of their costumes. The entire display was all but enough to get Remi just where he was wanting to go.

“Shit…” he cursed before he too spilled over and pressed his forehead into his mate’s, claws gripping Levi’s flesh while he stayed frozen inside him. Body twitching and jerking while he blew his seed inside his lover’s depth. They sat against each other like this for a few minutes, gasping for air. After a few moments the leopard sat back just enough to start wiping and rubbing his face angrily with the sleeve of his shirt.

“That was really mean of you to do….” He whimpered almost silently, his throat sore at this point, his shining blue eyes looked upward at the blissful wolf.

“Hmm I’m sorry, Kitten…you know I couldn’t help myself,” snickering breathlessly as he now threaded his arms around the other in a loving embrace, both men still very much attached to each other. “How about when we get home, we can get in the shower….wash each other down,” kissing along the cat’s delicate jaw as he spoke. “Climb into bed, order a fat pizza, and watch some scary movies…that make up for it?” Leaving a chaste kiss against the tip of the other’s nose.

“Yeah, I like that idea…snddfff, and candy?” snuffling as the residual pollen began to subside, but he could still feel it in the back of his throat. He coughed once and cleared himself out, trying to fight back but there was still an abundance of marigolds laying about them. “You need to clean out the Jeep though…Hh’n..,” rubbing and clicking his nose rapidly before sliding the material to wipe him free of his afflictions.

“Yes, and candy…Okay, okay…here,” he took the jacket off to his costume and handed it to the cat. “Tie this around your waist to hide your ass while I scrape this shit out the car,” smirking over at the leopard who rolled his eyes now slipping off Remi’s spent length, leaking cum as he did so.

“Oh god…” he sighed, feeling a tinge of embarrassment, he used a couple of napkins from the side seats to clean himself. Then he began tying the article of clothing around him, as Remi tucked himself back into his pants they both spilled out of the Jeep and back onto their feet. A dude nearby the porch, drinking a beer made eye contact with the wolf, raising a cup to “cheers” the large man, but was met with a hardened green glare. Levi blushed brightly, noticing the interaction as well. The man though quickly avoiding their gazes now and turning away upon seeing Remi’s face.

“Fuckin’ creeps,” the larger scoffed with an irritated scowl scrawled across his features.

“You did fuck me in a car with weak suspension and a huge front window view, I’m not sure what you expected, love,” Levi giggled a bit at his jealous partner’s reaction to their very obvious actions. Nudging him slightly with the edge of his elbow.

“Yeah well, you’re MINE,” he grumbled now dipping himself into the backseat again, only to clean it out. Just as he said and promised. Once it was cleaned up, the two went home and followed through on the rest of their Halloween plans.

The End

Author’s Notes: Starting strong with everyone’s favorite couple! Remi and Levi! God damn it they’re so fucking HOT 🫠🥵 hope y’all enjoyed the first of 6 Halloween Fics to be released! 💋

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