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plagalkey · 2 months
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boys trip
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shou-jpeg · 1 year
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Atsumu never thought they would actually get to this point, and he panicked.
Happy birthday @lianaet!! You're my oldest fandom friend - I hope we continue to convince each other to get into large commitment fandom things for years to come.
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girlkaworu · 1 year
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hinata: kageyama mad i havent replied to his selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges
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akaashism · 2 years
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as much as i enjoy the jealousy trope for all my ships, it is actually such an entertaining thought and would be very true to character if hinata and kageyama were so secure in their relationship that they just never got jealous. at all.
hinata would probably get excited learning that someone has a crush on kageyama, allowing him to start rambling about how cool his boyfriend is. he's just like, "oh, you like him?! omg isn't he so good at volleyball? his serves are like wham! and his tosses are so accurate, it blows me away! and he looks soooo good in his ali roma jersey. one time, i almost ripped it off him in the locker room after a match—" while the other person wants to fling themselves off the nearest building.
kageyama either doesn't care or he thinks it's super inconvenient when people are into hinata because it always seems to land him in awkward social situations that he'd rather stay away from. he can also be his usual blunt self when he has to interact with hinata's admirer, which goes like:
kageyama: you like hinata?
random guy: yeah
kageyama: why? he's a dumbass
random guy: you like him too?
kageyama: that doesn't count
now hinata pretends like he's offended that kageyama doesn't get jealous over him (since he's such a catch!) but honestly, it's just for show and he knows it's not in his nature. moreover, it's sweeter to him that they're so secure and content with each other that there's just no place for insecurity ❤️
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bleubrri · 2 years
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۪۫ ༄ؘ ˑ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ — ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ
ft daichi / tsukishima / ukai / ushijima
summary: haikyuu boys realising they have a thing
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༄ؘ ˑ SAWAMURA DAICHI — MARKING
running your teeth over the calloused tips of his fingers before taking them into your mouth is something daichi is used to. what he’s not used to is the feeling of your hand replacing the heat of your mouth, pumping him with languid strokes while you sink your teeth into his hip and bite. a strangled sort of noise leaves him, like he can’t decide whether to yelp or moan.
“what are you doing?”
“sorry.” you flash him a sheepish smile and press your lips over the reddened indents of your teeth. something swirls in his gut and daichi can practically feel his pupils dilate at the sight of the shallow imprints of your canines in his skin. claiming.
“no it—” he swallows thickly, broad chest heaving when you squeeze him at the base. your cheek is resting against his thigh, his aching length obscuring his view of your doe-eyed expression. “feels good.” he says, slipping a hand into your hair.
“really?” you look proud, eyes twinkling with delight as you trail your lips across his skin.
“mm, will you do it again, baby?”
this time, you can feel his dick twitching in your grasp when you nip at the sensitive flesh of his inner thigh. you’re jerking him with slickened strokes, your other hand caged between the mattress and digging crescents into his ass.
your mouth feels like it’s everywhere, and when he’s coming down from his high, spent and coated in a sheen of sweat, it looks like you have been: the corded muscle of his thighs is tender to the touch and covered in bruises. hues of raspberry and darkened plum sucked into his skin and teeth marks glistening with saliva that he wears like a badge of honor.
༄ؘ ˑ TSUKISHIMA KEI — HAIR PULLING
honestly, he has no idea what he’s doing. he’s never gone down on anyone before, but it’s easier than he thought, and you seem to be enjoying it. he’s hesitant at first, just exploring your folds, running his tongue along every part of you until he finds something that makes your breath hitch. you’re so.. receptive, muffled sounds of pleasure slipping from your lips and guiding him to focus in on what you like.
he makes a very interesting discovery when he curls his tongue inside you and you clench around him, a hand flying into his hair and gripping blonde locks between your fingers. he blinks, does it again, and you sing for him.
“fuck, tsukki, right there—” your nails are grazing his scalp as you tug him closer and he shivers, grips your hips and lets himself be shoved further into your cunt. his spine is tingling, nose pressed into your clit as he buries himself in your pussy and maps out your insides until your soaked walls are moulded to the shape of his tongue. he’s groaning into your heat when the flavour of you bursts across his tongue, lapping at your release and urging you to tug.
he mumbles something that gets lost in the lewd slurping between your legs, and when your hand slips away and you start to wriggle from his grasp, he snaps his head up and yanks your wrist back into his hair.
“harder.” he repeats it with so much fervour that all you can do is blink, slowly nodding in a lustful haze and guiding his mouth back to the apex of your thighs.
༄ؘ ˑ UKAI KEISHIN — BREEDING
the room is starting to get so hot that it’s making you lightheaded. ukai is hovering over you, pushing your knees further into your chest with each thrust as you desperately cling to his shoulders. the sticky tip of his cock hitting your g-spot has your nails reflexively dragging along the taut muscle of his back at a pressure that you both know will bloom angry red columns of scratches against his tan skin.
his cum has started to drip down the seam of your ass, sticky ropes of it beginning to coat his balls that press against you when he buries himself to the hilt and rolls his hips. it has your toes curling, your eyes hazy and pussy pulsing so hard you ache.
“‘m full keishi—hah!” you actually jolt beneath him when he presses a calloused thumb into the slick mess of your clit.
“one more.” he offers, “just one more, angel.” and it doesn’t take long either—all ukai has to do is picture you swollen with his seed, full tits and glowing features, and he’s releasing another load into your spent pussy with a drawn out string of expletives.
you’re reaching for him, navigating every hot curl of his tongue in a sloppy connection of your mouths while keishins hips fuck his cum back into you. he can feel your blissful smile against his lips, “that all ya wanted? hm? wanted me to fuck a baby into ya, sweetheart?”
༄ؘ ˑ USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI — LINGERIE
if he’s being completely honest he rarely pays attention to what you’re wearing before he fucks you—it’s coming off soon, so why think too hard about it? plus, he prefers you bare anyway.
but this, oh he likes this. and you can tell. you watch his adams apple bob when he swallows from his place seated on the edge of the mattress as you step out of the bathroom with a shy smile. you pad into the room, give him a little twirl as you present yourself to him. wakatoshi has to release the sheets clenched between his fists and remember to breathe.
“it’s cute, don’cha think?” you’re glimpsing at yourself in the mirror, adjusting a strap here, plucking at the fabric that sticks to you like second skin. he hums, feeling foolish for envying strips of lace and cotton.
wakatoshi reaches for your hip when you’re in his reach, pulls you to stand between his legs only for you to crawl into his lap. he can feel the heat of you, and if you notice the hardness between his legs you don’t comment on it. you’re nosing at his jaw, and he feels a groan bubbling at the back of his throat when you press your chest to his. nimble fingers tugging at the clasp between your shoulder blades pulls his focus from dragging his lips along the dips of your collarbone. when a large hand closes over yours and guides it away from your back, you fix him with a questioning look.
wakatoshi looks up at you through unfairly thick lashes, his mouth at your sternum pushing fire into your chest.
“keep it on, hm?”
☆ — reblogs / comments are super appreciated<3
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astrowaffles · 2 years
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what if shoyo came from brazil to karasuno and then went back for his timeskip arc??? 
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noirflms · 2 months
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PET NAMES — haikyuu boys
what pet names they call you. or the dear names they use to have your heart racing.
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ SAWAMURA DAICHI !
he calls you ‘love’ and in the most softest and sickly sweet voice possible. the word sounds like the call of a siren to you, it gives you butterflies. the name has you giggling and so in love and gosh, he adores that he does that to you. it’s always — how’s my love? . i’m home, my love . thank you so much for everything, love . and it is only him that whispers it to you in the most ugliest and baddest of days that might come in your life. it is only him that ever would call you ‘love.’
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ IWAIZUMI HAJIME !
babe/idiot/sunshine — these are the names he calls you around the house. babe is for when he is annoyed with you, idiot is when he finds the most stupidest things you do adorable and sunshine is when he kisses your huge stupid smile and you giggle music to his ears and he whispers it in your ears. his voice will always be reverberating around the house — babe, not now . this is the most dumbest thing, idiot . i love you, sunshine . and he makes you feel like you own the world for he brings it to your feet.
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ TENDOU SATORI !
he often calls you ‘chéri’ but on days he always whispers the name ‘sweetheart’ to you. whenever he is excited he calls you ‘chéri’ his voice enthusiastic and warm, eyes bright and the name would roll of his tongue just like the sweet chocolate he makes. the ‘sweetheart’ is reserved in the bounds of home, where he finally unfolds, tired and soft, eyes lidded with sleep, he whisper it in your ear. i think you’d absolutely love this flavour, mon chéri! . you just know how to make my day , sweetheart . and it has you all putty in love as you pepper kisses all over his face, too in love with him.
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ BOKUTO KOUTARO !
the whole world knows what he calls you. it is either ‘sunflower’ / ‘my star’ and at times it is ‘pretty girl/boy’. he screams these names to the world and it would have you laughing to your hearts content when he calls you you as he spikes the ball – this is for you, my star . or when he is too excited about something – isn’t this beautiful, sunflower? . the names have you becoming lovesick, heart only racing for him. but there are days which are gentle – thanks for being mine, pretty girl/boy . and bokuto wonders of you’d ever know how lucky he is to have you.
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ SUNA RINTAROU !
with a smirk on his face, and eyes like the fox, he calls you these names with the most sultry and velvety voice. ‘princess/prince’ , ‘darling’ – a saccharine smile on his face as he speaks these with ease, calling to you like some emperor. what’s my princess/prince doing? . gosh, darling, i hope you know what you do to me . sometimes it is the mix of the two together – where’s my darling princess/prince going? . and you wonder if he knows of the effect he has you. where you go weak in the knees as you hear his voice.
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writing for them makes me so alsbekdnkdndod i love these boys so so much 😭😭😭
© noirflms twenty twenty four ─── all rights reserved . plagiarism is a crime . do not copy . love to everyone <3
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cerisesakurainspring · 3 months
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》🐦‍⬛Karasuno Members Info🐦‍⬛《
From Sportiva x Haikyuu Volume I
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Hinata, Shoyo
1st year; Middle Blocker
Favorite Food: Egg over rice
Recent Troubles: "I can't grip the ball with one hand."
~A new member with amazing explosive power and mobility. It's his first training camp, and he is excited and nervous.~
Kageyama, Tobio
1st year; Setter
Favorite Food: Pork Curry topped with hot egg
Recent Troubles: "I feel like animals hate me."
~He was known as the King of the Court due to his outstanding game sense. He aims to further improve his level at the training camp.~
Shimizu, Kiyoko
3rd year; Manager
Favorite Food: Tenmusu
Recent Worry: Jagariko or Jagabee for snack? (Both are a type of crispy potato sticks)
Azumane, Asahi
3rd year; Wing Spiker
Favorite Food: Tonkotsu Ramen
Recent Worry: Many people don't believe he is a student, and many more.
Sugawara, Koshi
3rd year; Setter
Favorite Food: Super Spicy Mapo Tofu
Recent Worry: There are many juniors who are bigger than him.
Sawamura, Daichi
3rd year; Captain / Wing Spiker
Favorite Food: Soy Sauce Ramen
Recent Worry: He dreams that the vice-principal's wig flies.
Tsukishima, Kei
1st yr; Middle Blocker
Favorite Food: Strawberry Shortcake
Recent Worry: Being asked how to pronounce his name
Ennoshita, Chikara
2nd year; Wing Spiker
Favorite Food: Hoya in vinegar
Recent Worry: Even when he tries, people still say he looks sleepy.
Nishinoya, Yu
2nd yr; Libero
Favorite Food: Soda flavoured GariGariKun
Recent Worry: None in particular
Tanaka, Ryunosuke
2nd yr; Wing Spiker
Favorite Food: Melonpan
Recent Trouble: When he called out to a lost girl, she cried.
Ukai, Keishin
Coach
Favorite Food: Tama Konnyaku
Recent Worry: His parents told him to get married soon.
Takeda, Ittetsu
Teacher / Consultant
Favorite Food: Meat and Potato
Recent Worry: A student told him that his glasses were uncool.
Yamaguchi, Tadashi
1st yr; Middle Blocker
Favorite Food: French Fries
Recent Trouble: Girls keep asking him about Tsukki
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Translated text from the light novel Sportiva x Haikyuu Volume I
Link to Kiyoko's daily log 🌼
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anime-grimmy-art · 9 months
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It’s this time of the year again, folks. Time to wrap up the art Ive made in the last 12 months in another Year in Review! I’ve noticed that this is my fifth Year in Review in a row, so I’ll be making an extra post looking back on the progress in those last 5 years!
I've got a lot to say about this year, but purely art wise, I've gone all when it comes to comics, damn! I've kinda found a format that is messy, and therefore more time efficient, yet still looks good. I even made 2 animatics and lotsa shorts/reels! All that on top of opening coms twice, and, oh yeah, MAKING A WHOLE ASS 4MIN ANIMATION ON MY OWN.
How is my hand still alive.
2023 has been….interesting, to say the least. The first half year I was working on my thesis project, aka making an animated short all on my own (in the art department), which makes it honestly surprising how much I managed to churn out between animating. Trigun rly did have me in a choke hold.
Summer was a bit more spotty, esp. with me not being able to draw anything during August as I was writing my thesis (and doing commissions). And towards the end of the year, Kingdom Hearts tried to save me, but alas, Genshin Impact has finally sunk its teeth into me and dragged me to the bottom of the rabbit hole. It all started with me watching a story summary and lore videos while I was sick after my thesis and I was too intrigued to not dig deeper and well, first I fell in love with Kaeya and then the ships started dropping in left and right.
I’m not gonna lie, the last few months have been weird. I finished my masters in October, and have been on job hunt since, sadly without success so far. I’m existing in this weird limbo of still not grasping I’m not a student anymore after 18 years in education, not really being able to accept I’m an adult, yet desperately trying to find something so I can make a routine, cos rn Im too scared to build a rhythm as I know I’ll have a so much harder time readjusting again. It’s left me in a weird emotional state, where most of the time I feel fine, but when it counts, there’s just, nothing. No joy at getting my diploma, no anticipation to finally go to a convention again, neither any sadness hearing my grandfather died. It frustrates me that it extends to my art as well, there’s excitement over ideas and concepts, but no motivation to pick up the pencil, which makes me either not finish art at all or making so many shortcuts and just ending up with sth not satisfactory to me since it’s not the idea I sought after.
Tho, not everything is doom and gloom. I DID finish a whole ass short animation and got my masters degree, that IS sth to be proud of. Also, while Im struggling at drawing, I’ve also kinda started integrating my shortcuts into my style and some stuff I’ve thrown together actually turns out real good nowadays. Also, and this might be a bit of a weird one, I’m so fucking happy to know I can still enjoy gay ships. I’ve been a bit uncertain over the last few years because when I was around 16-18, I had a real big yaoi phase, which mostly came from the fact so much stuff came out that tickled my brain in the right way (Free, Haikyuu, etc.). But over the years, my enthusiasm died down, and I even started to resent some ships because it’s all some fandoms produced. I often found myself liking a hetero ship more than the popular gay ship, which really made me not wanna stick around because I did not care for most fanart and you can only go through a tag with art you don’t care about so long before you lose interest. I think in retrospect that it rly had nothing to do with the ships being gay ships but rather cos the fans just shoved it in your face when you didn’t care (and shipping culture nowadays also can get real scary). But I’m so happy to see I can still get obsessed with a ship and it’s all thanks to Haikaveh/Kavetham. It really just needed the right flavour for me to dig in again. And oh my god, I FINALLY like a ship with a SHIT TON of art and fanfictions, no more scrounging the crumbs from the bottom of the barrel. 
Anyways, enough lamenting. Here’s to hoping I can bite my tongue and get shit started properly in 2024, and that my brainrots may make me obsessed enough to churn out an obscene amount of fanart again.
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miya-rin · 2 years
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here are some small osamu boyfriend headcanons
he likes to sit with his back against a radiator, there could be several places for him to sit on a sofa or chair but he was always choose the floor
he gets really into those cheesy sitcoms, absolutely loves them but denies it whenever someone (apart from you) brings them up
he really struggles with tying his shoe laces, he knows how to do it but they always end up looking really shitty and falling out
he only sleeps in boxers and socks, he needs to have socks on at all times cause feet disgust him
he has really weak nerves in his hands, he always washes up with boiling hot water cause he cant tell what the temperature actually is
hates milk chocolate, lovesss dark chocolate
^^ however, hes not a very big chocolate fan, he likes sweets more and his favourite are red vines - he argues with anyone and everyone that says twizzlers are better
his favourite holiday is valentines day because its pretty much the only day he gets to spend with just you and no one else
he always loses his airpods and makes you do the find my phones thing at least twice a day
in high school he had a very bad habit of staring, mostly at you but also anyone that was around you. you actually thought that he didnt like you at first because he would burn holes into the back of your head with the most bitchy look ever just his resting face. he also didnt speak to you which only made matters worse
he cleans when hes angry and its so funny cause he’ll just be cursing under his breath while walking around with a pretty pink little duster
his favourite crisps are cheese and onion flavoured, specifically the mccoys ones
his printer is never not being used. it was one of those purchases that you had to convince him for months to get so now he feels like it would have been a waste of money is he doesn’t constantly use it
every morning you come downstairs to see him sat down at the kitchen table with the worst bed head you could ever imagine, it suits him so much but he hates it as it “takes like an hour to tame”
all my haikyuu boyfriend headcanons!
thankyou for reading! i hope you liked it!
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cosmicatta · 2 years
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Ask & Answered!
tagged by @toastdarling 🌸 thank you!
◈   TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!
favourite colour(s): every shade of blue
favourite flavour(s): cinnamon, cherry, teriyaki
favourite genre(s): fantasy, magical realism, mystery
favourite music: honestly I'll listen to pretty much anything, from hard rock to classical music, but I have a special preference for 80s hits and Japanese indie
favourite movie(s): Pride and Prejudice (2005), Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek 2
favourite series: Good Omens, One Piece, Haikyuu!!, Gravity Falls
last song: Your body is a weapon by The Wombats
last movie: Glass Onion
currently reading: The house in the cerulean sea by TJ Klune
currently watching: One Piece, Buddy Daddies
currently working on: in a creative sense, working on a zosan royal au fic, several fanart pieces and a few fantasy au concepts I'm excited about; in a personal sense, working on my insecurities, hoping to improve my lifestyle by trying sports for the first time (kendo, specifically!) and studying for a competitive exam
@goldenandhappy @ftld42 @bryttdaffodil @doremiinas @ats0mi @mafuwara @miyakiyoomii @heart-cores @omiishii
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ayyyez · 2 years
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Haikyuu headcannons of who you think would be the best at cooking? Like who makes delicious meals and likes to cook (other than, ya know, Osamu lol). Could be any meal types (breaky, brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert, etc)
Bonus if ya include who shouldn't be allowed within 10 feet of a kitchen <3
a/n: omg can I?????? ABSOLUTELY I CAN! thank for request as always ehe ily <3
tags: cooking headcanons, fluff
characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu, Kageyama Tobio, Kunimi Akira, Kozume Kenma + Honourble Mentions at the end
Iwaizumi: The practical allrounder. Can cook most things in theory and quite well. The food itself doesn't always look pretty but he always adds plenty off flavours and spice. Good enough to add his owns twist on recipes too. Learnt the basics from his parents and then most of his recipes he found and adapted himself. Had to fend for himself cooking wise as a teen and has been cooking since then. LOVES cooking for his s/o and his friends and family. Big smiles, holding his head high with a little blush when you compliment his food or cooking skills. Big on nutritional meals too and researching how to make them healthy and delicious. It's the athletic trainer coming out.
Bokuto: The rising star. A learning curve in his teen years with a few messes and averted disasters but a pretty good cook in adulthood. Taught by his mama and big sisters (one is a bit of disaster the other is very good). Genuinly loves cooking and I think finds he loves it more once he learns a bit about nutritional aspects at college/through V.League. Doesn't always follow recipes but somehow is food always tastes amazing. You can tell he puts love into his cooking. His dishes burst with flavour. Dancing in the kitching while cooking you breakfast in nothing but his briefs? Yep! That's him. He's also the guy in the kitchen with mama and gran at family events helping cook all the meals and getting in on the family gossip. He's also really good at mixing drinks but will make them a really strong ratio that have a great taste (they knock you on your ass too).
Atsumu: The somethings always off menace. He can cook in theory. He and Osamu grew up in the same household after all but there's always something up with his dishes. He puts too much spice in there or not enough. Overcooks it, undercooks it, burns it—never can get the timing right. See Atsumu cooks with with the same love Osamu does but with none of the same care. You can get something edible out of his dishes most of the time though. He just doesn't have the same skill or dedication so it's a bit more basic. Better at doing the quick breakfasts or if he's doing dinner he's doing the curries and egg rice omelets. Less likely to overcook things then because they're a bit easier. He can do onigiri too though just not the fancy tasty ones Osamu does. If you compliment his cooking though he will love you forever! This man lives off words of affirmation and praise lol.
Kageyama: The basics otherwise a disaster. Can definitely cook rice after his sister taught him how to use a rice cooker. He needed to know once he moved out of home. Can fry up vegetables in a pan and make other basic dishes. Although the first time he cooked with oil in a pan he burnt the top of his hand the poor boy. Why did no one warn him not to turn the heat up too high and that hot oil can bubble up like that? (Miwa totally did Tobio sweetie! He was just so hungry at the time he wasn't paying close enough attention). He panicked so much for his poor setter hands he didn't use the pan for days. Called his sister to come to Tokyo. She laughed her ass off at him because he eyed the pan like a skittish cat. Totally a pro now though. Not great at big recipes and dishes. Just basic basic things. Also doesn't like cooking things he has to monitor for long periods of time. Just makes sure all the food groups are there. Meat? Check. Veges? Check. Throw in pan. Add sauce/spice. Done. Eat with rice. lol. Simple. Panics if you ask him to cook for you. Just kind of goes 'I only know how to cook me things.' as in his basic ass bitch meals lmao.
Kunimi: The lazy king of life hacks. Learnt how to make tasty meals in a rice cooker from his dorm room. Hacked his way out of social interactions and walking anywhere once he found out that even if he got food delivered he'd have to walk downstairs to go get it. Big on easy noodle meals like your ramens, rice noodles, potato noodles, etc. Doesn't like too much spice and prefers adding a bit of sugar to his dishes. When he's got access to the facilities (like as a teen at home or an adult out of the dorms) he will make certain kinds of minimal effort desserts once in awhile. When he's craving certain sweets like fudge that you can just chuck somewhere cool to set. Not super big on baking but likes the end reward of it. Doesn't like super involved cooking by himself but is more willing to be part of the process with someone else like a s/o or friends/family. Has to be someone close who can convince him to do it though or he will just watch from the sidelines. Prefers easy but tasty recipes and is very good at perfecting his own. Want something quick and delicious? Kunimi is your man.
Kenma: Can't cook but can kind of bake wildcard. Growing up he never had to do anything like helping out with the cooking. Knows how to boil water and pour it into a noodle cup. Knows how to cook rice in a cooker from Kuroo showing him a volleyball camp. Knows how to grill meat and put things in hot pot from outings. Would overcook things because he's so anxious it wouldn't be cooked enough that he'd leave it too long. Just hates the idea of him cooking anyway because he's worried he'll mess it up and it makes him anxious. Might try if you show him basic things and don't just leave him on his own. Baking though, that is something he did want to be apart of growing up. Used to be that kid sitting in front of the oven waiting for his pies to bake. Liked helping mixing and putting everything together. The smell of things baking really relaxes him.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
Can cook well/delicious flavours: Miya Osamu (duh), Kita Shinsuke, Tendou Satori
Can cook basic dishes/good flavours/spices: Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou, Sakusa Kiyoomi,
Can cook basic dishes/what is adding spices? Yamaguchi Tadashi, Suna Rintarou (he barely cooks and forgets lol) Eita Semi
Adds too much spice! Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Nishinoya Yuu, Futakuchi Kenji, Yuutarou Kindaichi
Tries to cook but burns things: Asahi Azumane, Koganegawa Kanji
Experimenter wildcard 50/50 of being good meal: Sugawara Koushi, Yachi Hitoka, Hinata Shouyou, Yaku Morisuke
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sugurugetoswife · 3 months
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Note from author:
Hey there love! Just a heads-up that these blogs aren't mine, but I've curated a compilation of them because they resonate deeply with me, my taste and my desires. They're like "my personal chambers" filled with thoughts and ideas I love revisiting. Enjoy exploring these posts as much as I have!
sfw: safe for work
nfsw: not safe for work (18+ and mdni)
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ANIME
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JUJUTSU KAISEN
In another parallel universe | Gojo Satoru x Geto Suguru sfw
SatoGuru 1
SatoGuru 2
SatoGuru 3
make this drive last ‘til the end of this song | megumi fushiguro sfw
take my time (i’ll spend it all on you) | gojo satoru nfsw
sorcery schemes | geto suguru sfw
TOO SMALL TO TAKE IT ALL, HUH? | geto suguru nsfw
3:04am — gojo satoru sfw heart melting fluff
mornings like these | nanami kento nsfw suggestive
backhugs | gojo satoru sfw
routine | gojo satoru sfw
lucky | gojo satoru sfw
strawberry flavoured | geto suguru sfw
I promise | yuuji Itadori nsfw
the son of the strongest sorcerer | gojo satoru sfw
vanilla | suguru geto nsfw
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TOKYO REVENGERS
snow fall ! | hanemiya kazutora sfw
home is with you | hanemiya kazutora sfw
40 missed calls | hanemiya kazutora sfw
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HAIKYUU
all Night | suna rintaro nsfw
touch yourself for me | iwazumi Hajime nsfw
they're beautiful! | iwaizumi hajime nsfw
blanket stealer | iwazumi hajime sfw
gangsta mood | suna rintaro nsfw
chokehold | tsukishima kei nsfw
WRATH & LUST | tsukishima kei / yamaguchi tadashi nsfw
angry s#x | haikyuu men nsfw
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MY HERO ACADEMIA
“mister dynamight!” | katasuki bakugou sfw
Let Me | Hawks (keigo takami- MHA) sfw
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BTS (kpop)
tatemae; 建前 — a bts series NSFW
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MOVIES
Can you handle that? | ghostface (scream franchise) nsfw
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aftersamu · 1 year
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HAIKYUU BOYS AS [MODERN] HIGH SCHOOL BOYS a/n: i'm talking about a level of realism that has been ignored for so long, but super accurate because i am in high school and i know everything. keep in mind, they are teenage boys! they're not angels! they're evil incarnate.
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ATSUMU ➢ the guy who carries around the speaker it's the big jbl speaker with the strap. always playing drake, uzi vert, carti, the weeknd, or 21 savage – sometimes there's a sprinkle of UK drill or afro beats. on the way to class there's always something playing.
HANAMAKI ➢ the guy who never shows up we all question how he managed to graduate. the last time he's attended a full week of school was when he was 15. he skips days on end, and shows up on his study hall days.
MATSUKAWA ➢ the plug he's stocked up. disposable vapes, e-liquid, cigarettes, weed. whatever his friends, or underclassmen needs, he's got. he pockets all his lunch money, is not stingy with prices, but always has the best flavours.
SUNA ➢ always late to class he walks slow. in the morning, he takes a detour around the school showing up 25 minutes late and blames it on the bus. always late to exams, and teachers have given up on him.
KUROO ➢ the whore he pulls, and is famous for it. a sort of playboy with charm but bad pick-up lines and doesn't know how to flirt. it's amazing how he gets by with the lack of game.
YAMAGUCHI ➢ the guy who gets adopted by a group of girls there's always one. it's a group of girls that have made him their own, he gets invited to the girls nights in, he knows all the gossip and drama. he watched pen15 when he was younger, and now realised how accurate it is.
IWAIZUMI ➢ dry as fuck don't try to talk to this guy. he doesn't speak unless you're close friends. he's super quiet and just kind of stares. he is dry as fuck, there's no way anyone – other than the bros – can have a proper conversation with him.
OIKAWA ➢ takes P.E / gym too seriously we get it! you like sports, but calm the fuck down. when people find out they're sharing a class with him, they groan and dread it. he's too competitive for his own good and easily becomes the enemy.
AKAASHI ➢ the IB student. complains about work load and getting a five on his summative. hates CAS but consistently meets expectations, wrote his extended essay in a night. says he needs to study but spends more time partying on the weekends. he can be an academic and still be a normal (popular) high school guy, remember that.
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dashielldeveron · 1 year
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ongoing projects:
[bnha] soulmate trope. various bnha characters/fem!reader, choose-yer-own-adventure style.
currently working on [secret character's] route. it is the last route i have planned for the series, but that is subject to change.
viper. tom holland/fem!lawyer!reader, chapter 12. thank you for being so, so patient with me on this one. i feel pressure to be “clever” with this, so it’s harder to write. i have not abandoned it, and it will be finished. there will probably be two or three more chapters.
upcoming projects:
[haikyuu] fae oikawa/reader, in which the crown prince is pissed that's he's magically bound to a human
[jjk] star trek au gojo/reader, next gen flavoured
[bnha] [multi-chaptered] pro-hero!shinsou/reader. reader keeps popping up at crime scenes of a certain villain shinsou is tracking, and no one can figure out why.
[haikyuu] [oneshot] miya atsumu/reader, in which reader is a session musician hired for a song on the msby jackals’ next album
[pokemon] [oneshot] bede/reader. bede is secretly married to the galar champion and befuddled that she would give up so much of her life for him.
[pokemon] [oneshot] grusha/reader. the power goes out after a gym challenge.
[pearl at the soul of the world] [oneshot] fix-it fic. not an x reader.
shaping loose ideas into a plot for:
[bnha] [oneshot] spirited away au. bakugou/reader. we are not quite chihiro.
[haikyuu] kitsune!miya atsumu/reader
[jjk] arranged marriage inumaki/reader
[kamisama kiss] mizuki/reader, in which both of them are left behind by love but move forward with each other.
[mystic messenger] [oneshot] merman!saeran/reader
[mystic messenger] saeran/reader, companion to the love is real series on ao3. exploring sexual dynamics and kink in the light of mint eye trauma.
[genshin impact] tartaglia/reader, in which reader is isekai’d into genshin impact and is thoroughly unhelpful, bc she’s never played genshin impact. for accuracy, i have not and will not play genshin impact. this will be written solely based on cultural osmosis. if you can convince me something is canon, i’ll work to include it
thank you v v v much for being here!! i hope yer day is peaceful xx.
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are you down with entertaining my ideas? because i just came up with another one LMFAOOOOOO.
Idk if you’re american but the idea of an American SO bringing either MHA or Haikyuu (aged up ofc) boys who are from Japan to a Target but one of the Targets that are HUGE with like two levels???? i dunno.
My haikyuu version of this idea says like Tendo, Oikawa, Hinata, and Bokuto would FUCKING thrive and the MHA version says like Denki, Sero, Kiri and weirdly Todoroki would be SO into it 😭😭😭
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TENDOU SATORI
♡ tbh i think they ALL would be most entertained by the food but tendou specifically would be infatuated with the large oreo selection
♡ idk if japan is anything like the uk but if it is we only have like maybe 2 or 3 oreo flavours in each supermarket
♡ but i've seen pictures from america and they have upwards of ten different oreo flavours and types in that bitch and he is just in shock
♡ feels a bit betrayed that you didn't inform him previously of the existence of MEGA stuff oreos
♡ like do you even know him at all?? do you even care??
♡ he comes to the conclusion though that you do care bc you're the one who took him to this paradise
♡ i hc that one of his favourite oreo flavours would be mississippi mud pie
♡ (idk if that was a real flavour or if it was a photoshopped image i found online but you could literally tell me that kombucha butthole is oreo flavour in the US and i'd so believe you. like any flavour besides regular and double stuff is already beyond me)
♡ and bro does NOT know what a mississippi is but he eats that shit up nomnomnonomnom
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OIKAWA TORU
♡ he is very surprised by the size and is silently pressed bc why is this 'target' bigger than the entire gym hall at his school??
♡ when he goes inside he is overwhelmed by the colour and dies
♡ jk he doesn't but he is such a drama about it
♡ like i firmly believe he sees cereal selection and is one who those ppl thats like "where's the health tho? 🙄"
♡ like claiming its all sweeter and artifical colours and how an athlete like him wouldn't be caught DEAD with those chemcials in his body
♡ you point out that maybe some chemicals would've helped him get into nationals and he's even more pressed and unhinged than he was before
♡ sees the size of the cheeseball jars and claims this is a gluttonous establishment and wants to leave
♡ only thriving he is doing is in the fruit/veggies isle bc they are all gmo'd to last/grow all year round so he's with stars in his eyes like "plums??? but they're not even in season!!!!"
♡ becomes a smoothie tiktoker expeditiously
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HINATA SHOYO
♡ he's kinda impressed by size of the supermarket but tbf he is quite small so most big spaces are that impressive to him
♡ literally loses his mind in the microwave / quick meal section
♡ can't comprehend how they can flip a whole pizzle inside out and you can eat inside out pizza by preparing it for under a minute
♡ like it already took him a lifetime to understand instant noodles.. he not getting this one chief
♡ literally LIVES off instant food for the next MONTH
♡ but it's fine because he buys a roomba and chasing that about will burn all the kcal
♡ omg and something i heard is that some supermarkets, especially the big massive ones like costco, have a food court?? or at least some place you can go to buy food
♡ and there's similar stuff here and in japan too i'm guessing but it's like cafes and stuff so they serve like english breakfast and stuff
♡ but from what i've seen, the costco food court sells like pizzas?? and their massive??
♡ that would actually drive hinata crazy , getting a big massive pizza like that
♡ you would need ot eat it outside because other people who are dining by the food court will actually think he's crazy for the way he's stuffing his face with big massive pizza slices
♡ you will actually need to pry that boy out of the establishment when it's time to leave
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BOKUTO KOTARO
♡ not as amused by the food selection as you orginally thought he might be
♡ but omg please hide the gatorade
♡ the brightly coloured bottles with lure him in and you'll never know peace again in your life
♡ besides that he looks at it all and is like wow 😃 but the majority of his attention goes to the electronics section
♡ oh and btw i'm sorry if this is offensive but he is 100% going to hire a mobility scooter and ride it around the aisles like it's a motorbike
♡ he'll be like to you "get on, babe 😎" and life is strange style time stops and you see these two options pop up before your eyes
♡ "get kicked out of the target OR don't"
♡ we obviously know which one you choose tho haha
♡ oh and god forbid there is like a sales person trying to advertise a segway
♡ he's like "what's this 🤩" and the person explains the purpose, the price and asks if bokuto would like to try
♡ and of course he says YES
♡ but he just rides that mf segway into the sunset and never comes back LMAO
♡ "get on , (y/n) !! we're making a break for it !!!" he yells while hurdling towards the exit at 3 mph
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(a/n): yess omg i saw your other one and i was writing a little smth for it but like i was prancing a bit bc idk a thing about greek mythology so i need a lil time to cook
i will always entertain ur ideas tho bc they are always so good and i literally stopped while writing smut to write this instead hahah
but this is so funny 😭😭 i'm not american but i do know what target is and ik how big they can be ! literally as someone from the uk it blows my mind and ik it would blow theirs too. more so the hq boys bc the bnha have seen a WOMAN that is taller than a two story target so i think they'd be a bit desensitised to it but defo entertained still
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