#fleas speaks

[fleabuki]

what if i said it's still growing

i swear, one day i'll end up having like 5k photos of him on my phone, i can sense it

[deadboyfriendd]

[foursaints]

barty's inscrutability is so funny just because its like. he's winning the repression olympics without even realizing by wrapping his true self away in endless untraversable turns like a conch shell. having a situationship with him is like volunteering to lock yourself in the torture labyrinth bro you are never making it out of there!! you will spend years trying to unravel his feelings and get absolutely nowhere but still constantly feel like you’re on the verge of getting there!!! (reg lived this #survivor)

but just imagine finally meeting the ONE (1) person who has ever managed to lock barty down. and it’s this tiny utterly demented blonde who dresses in lumpy estate sale cardigans and always smells a little bit like formaldehyde and mothballs and the inside of a hearse. he has the thousand-yard-stare and pop culture references of a feral child raised by coyotes because he didn’t have a single interaction with someone his own age (besides his equally strange sister) until he was like 17. he’ll cut you with zero hesitation 🔪. he's the most autistic person youve ever met in your entire life and whenever Notoriously Unattainable™️ Barty Crouch looks at him he’s like please evan let me lay down to be the ground under your feet so you never have to touch the earth again only me forever PLEASE

[bonefall]

it is healing to come onto this blog and see basic respect for diasbility after being in other corners of the fandom and reading the words “snowkit could never be a warrior because he wouldnt know what anything is. he wouldnt even know what a clan is because nobody could explain it to him” said in full seriousness

Im..... That statement is so ableist I cannot even imagine the worldview you'd need to have in order to come up with that.

They really think the only way anyone learns anything is through verbal-speaking-words-noises? No one has ever observed something before? Not even once?

This is beyond touching grass, this person just fell out of the fucking Jurassic Period when all they had was ferns and stegosaurs.

I just...

OH YES. I remember my first day of Society Lessons as a hearing person, where the everything was explained to me. Via Audiobook. FIRST they spoke and said, "you are standing on the ground." It was a life changing revelation, and the world began to spin.

But it did not stop.

THEN they said, "there are fingers on your hands." The sensation of flesh and bone crackling into existence is indescribable, but I did not yet know pain, until they told me, "that hurts." I began screaming immediately.

And yet... it continued.

They explained so much. Chairs. Tables. Walls. The sky. Frogs. Ionizing radiation. Breathing. I was told all of it, in one sitting, and only then did I understand. Only when my ears were bursting with normal hearing knowledges, did they begin... my final test.

A strange wall-chair-finger emerged from the sky-of-the-wall, stood on the ground several times, until it was in front of me. A second one came behind it, this one slimmer. The audiobook gave these things names;

Human. Father. Mother. Door. Walking. It was completely impossible to know what these things were until that very moment.

I watch a human dip a hook into water and produce a fish, and I recall my Society Lessons where they called that "fishing." I am decked in the face by a nefarious hooligan, and I have only the audiobook to thank when I know I have been "punched" by a "bad guy." It was only the magic of verbal-speaking-words-noise that made me understand that there are "other people" and that they "do stuff."

Sometimes, even, in "groups."

Before the Society Lessons Audiobook, I knew nothing. I was pure, innocent, uncorrupted by concepts such as "parents" and "door." I am grateful every day that there is no such concept as "being shown things" or "simple logical reasoning" or "looking."

Blessed be those amongst us who escape the horrors of the Society Lessons Audiobook. I pray that you never learn what anything is. Be free! Free as a bird, which also knows nothing and famously cannot learn. 🤗

DEAF/HOH FOLLOWERS I'm losing my mind do you want me to bump a 'Hearing Disabilities Herb Guide' to the top of my priorities? Something you can use to bludgeon whackadoodles like that. This is ridiculous

Obviously not a MEDICINE guide but like; common causes of hearing disability in clan cats. Accommodations for hearing loss vs congenital deafness. Actual difficulties of not having that sense Clan-by-Clan. Debunking of misconceptions like... not being able to learn APPARENTLY.

[styllwaters]

2k milestone coming up!!

(There would be multiple winners/runner ups for the DTIYS!)

[spinchs-field]

IM WINNING AT GENDER

[sadsoftserve]

Tumblr I bring to you..

Pepe-chu.

[fleeaaguutz]

File got fucked up

gonna keep playing with the Fullbody I was doing in my spare time but to make up for it here’s my new icon :)

Slight difference but not really that big🤟

Throwing the body Vers here anyways even if it flattened my layers I’m still decently proud of it :3

Feel free to use <3

[cappurrccino]

i wish my cat understood english so i could explain why i put yucky medicine on the back of her head and how it is necessary for preventing fleas so she would be less mad at me and would not look at me like i have completely and irrevocably betrayed her every time i move

[fleabuki]

guys i started my first dose of testosterone today i feel so sigma 🤟😈

[deadboyfriendd]

Okay does anyone remember in the first half of S4 when Nancy’s like, “does anyone know Morse Code?” And Eddie’s like, “does SOS count…? Is that good?” But like the way he asks if he was good was so babygirl of him I want him to ask me for reassurance for every single thing he does just like that and I’ll be on my knees sucking his cock immediately

[fle4floves]

JUST FOUND UR ACCOUNT AND I MUST SAY... OMG YOU LIKE SUPERNOOBS?? I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW BUT NO OME SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT IT IS💗💕💗💗

YOOOOO I love supernoobs !! :DD

You’re right abt not meeting many fans though, you’d be the second only fan of the show I’ve met in the wild 😭

Heres a Free Doodle™️ from a couple months back :)) the sillies

[sharkneto]

oh maybe it was a mistake to get the covid and flu vaccines at the same time it's kind of kicking my ass

[ullevikk]

I think the area of giant bug monsters is underexplored. Yeah giant spiders are a fantasy staple, but. Imagine how freaky it would be to encounter a giant mosquito. Or leech. Or tick. Not only are they actually blood-thirsty, but their parasitic existence implies the presence of actual gigantesque creatures. Which furthers their scare impact. How fucked is that.

[seaworthee]

the coolest thing aerion brightflame did was die. he was such an embarrassment in The Hedge Knight 😭

[hertwood]

im so worried that i didnt get enough of the fleas bc i didnt want to get his face super wet but i guess we'll see bc i refuse to wash him like that again he was shaking in my arms i felt so bad 😭😭 but he should be around the age he can use a flea collar anyway so once i get the ok from the vet in 2 weeks i'll get him on one