Ex-Prizes sung by Henry Emily, Evan A./Gregory, Mrs. Afton/Ballora, Fritz Smith, Elizabeth A./Vanny, Michael A./Rockstar Freddy
This is a parody of Ex-Wives, that follows six main people that were directly affected by William Afton's killings. It follows the same theories of Rockstar Freddy, Vanessa/Vanny, and Gregory being the three Afton children; along with Ballora being Mrs. Afton. I may make parodies of all the songs (minus Haus of Holbein). But we'll see. Please enjoy!
[Henry Emily]
Betrayed.
[Evan A./Gregory]
Destroyed.
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
Died.
[Fritz Smith]
Betrayed.
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
Destroyed.
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
Survived.
[Henry Emily (spoken)]
And tonight, we are…
[All (sung)]
Live!
[Henry Emily]
Listen up, let me tell you a story!
[Evan A./Gregory]
A story that you’ve think you’ve heard before
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
We know you know our names
And our games, and our faces
[Jeremy]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
I’m done, cos all this time
I’ve been just one prize in a stupid crime
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
So I picked up a pen, and a microphone
[All]
History’s about to get overthrown
[Henry Emily]
Betrayed.
[Evan A./Gregory]
Destroyed.
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
Died.
[Fritz Smith]
Betrayed.
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
Destroyed.
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
Survived.
[All]
But just for you tonight
We’re betrayed, destroyed, live!
Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
Raising up the roof til we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth that’ll be revealing
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
But now we’re ex-prizes
[Henry Emily]
All you ever see and play against
[Evan A./Gregory]
Is Mr. Afton and the way it ended
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
But a bucket doesn’t beat, a giant flame
[Fritz Smith]
You’re gonna find out how we got apprehended
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
Cos we’re taking you to court
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
Every Afton might has it’s bite
And you’re gonna feel live it, this time
[Henry Emily]
Betrayed.
[Evan A./Gregory]
Destroyed.
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
Died.
[Jeremy]
Betrayed.
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
Destroyed.
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
Survived.
[All]
But just for you tonight
We’re betrayed, destroyed, live!
Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
Dancing to the beat, til the break of daylight, say
When we’re done, then we’ll start again like it’s the 1980’s
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
But now we’re ex-prizes
Betrayed
[Henry Emily]
My name’s Henry Emily
Was his business partner since ‘83
This business gave us some royalties
And my loyalty, is to my family
So if you try to kill them
You won’t try that again
[All]
Destroyed
[Evan A./Gregory]
I’m Evan Afton
And i’m up next, see
I caused father to go crazy
Yeah, I’m that precious
Why did I lose my head?
Well my eyes may be green
But my tears are red
[All]
Died
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora]
Mrs. Afton, the only one he never loved
[All, spoken]
Not true
[Mrs. Afton/Ballora, sung]
When my youngest nearly lost his life, I died
But I’m not what I seem, or am I?
Spin with me and you’ll get the case cracking
[All]
Betrayed
[Fritz Smith]
Ich Bin Fritz Smith
[All]
Ja?
[Fritz Smith]
When he read my applicant he was like-
[All]
Ja!
[Fritz Smith]
But apparently I somehow messed with them
Funny how we all theorized that
But never William’s suspicious shi-
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
Shut your lips, I’m the Afton
Who lost her life
[All]
Destroyed
[Elizabeth A./Vanny]
For my constant planning outside the threads
Lock up your robots, reset your passwords
Elizabeth-A is here and the fun’s begin
[All]
Survived
[Michael A./Rockstar Freddy]
Five down, I’m the final prize
I saw him to the end of his life
I’m the survivor- Michael A.
I bet you wanna know how I got this way
I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this way
Hey!
[All]
Do you wanna know he got this way?
Then welcome to the show, to the histo-remix
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
Get your hands up, get this party jumpin’
You want a grand prize? Well there’s have a dozen
Everybody knows that we used to be six prizes
But now we’re ex-prizes
One, two, three, four, five
Six
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FNaF fans complaining about the dumbest stuff about Freddy in Space 3, a thread:
"The FNaF fanbase is full of children, the NSFW Island level is inappropriate 😫"
The whole FNaF franchise is inappropriate, it's about an abusive father killing both his and other people's children for the funsies.
"But we never see realistic dead children in FNaF! 🪦"
Just like we don't see anything explicit in this game, this is a collage of memes kids won't get but adults will.
"But the characters are in swimsuit!1!!👙🩲🩳"
So: Love Taste Toy Chica, FNiA Bonnie and that other Freddy aren't appropriate because they are from the NSFW Island level; but Buff Helpy being a dude in box is totally fine because he's from the Meme Cavern level, right? Naked people are fine as long as they are memes am I right?
"But the words NSFW and Rule 34 are present! 🤬"
Oh wow save them.
"The gameplay is too similar to the other precedent game! 🎮"
...what were you expecting? Security Breach 2?
"I don't like the artstyle! 🎨"
Valid, are you going to give an opinion on the gameplay as well or are you going to stop being superficial?
"Scott Cawthon is always present in these games it's repetitive and cringe! 😬"
Saying that something is cringe is the real cringe thing here, since when cameos are illegal?
Freddy in Space 3 was unironically really fun idk why people are complaining about it-
People can't accept a single piece of new fnaf media without creating drama. It´s so pathetic seeing people whining about this game for the dumbest reasons, it's a troll game, it's not that deep.
Scott Cawthon is the first to not enjoy NSFW content, he knows first hand where to draw the line and he did that perfectly to me here.
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This is like william and his like- murderous thoughts starting to brew as he gets angrier and blames all his misfortunes on Henry.
(This is kinda like my own headcanon where William was never evil to begin with, and was actually a really good and caring father.. that was until CC died and everything started to go downhill and he blamed Henry for killing his child because Henry built Fredbear (n’ yknow fredbear malfunctioned)).
And then he’s holding a phone because I just got inspired from the phone scenes from Return To the Bloddy Nights.
ALSO LIKE THIS GAME IS LITERALLY THE BEST (NOT ONE OF) BUT THE BEST FNAF FANGAME THERE IS.
..ok maybe it is one of, because yknow jrs exists n- BUT LIKE STILL
It’s the most similar to the original game, has actual sort of realistic designs (plus puppet’s design is absolutely sick af), a whole BUNCHA easter eggs everywhere, and YEYEHEHE-
It’s more like a parody and it’s a good one. I just love it love it love it
I have no idea how I‘be only found out about it now- LIKE I HAVE LITERALLY NOT HEARD OR SEEN THIS EVER BEFORE. It’s like you got the original four, the toys, and so on- but we never got the true originals (like y’know fredbear and spring Bonnie) SO THIS IS AWESOME EEEE
WOOOOO
Also I fcked up from the start by drawing everything on the one and only sketch layer (EVEN THOUGH I HAD ALREADY PREPARED A LAYER FOR ME TO DRAW ON) and that’s why everything is sorta.. *wobbly*
waaaaaaa
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