#food mention TW

[nonranghaes]

“i always knew it’d end like this.”

it’s two in the morning when vernon’s head jerks up at the sound of your voice, nearly dropping the plastic fork in his hands as he turns to see you--sleepy, messy, slightly pouty you to match the sleepy, messy, admittedly very hungry him--standing beside the fridge. he glances down at the half-eaten slice of pie on a paper plate (the last of the pie, to be exact), and gives you a sheepish grin.

“hi, baby.”

“don’t you ‘hi, baby,’ me,” you huff, arms still crossed across your chest. “i called dibs, nonny. does that mean nothing to you?”

“babe, i’ll buy more tomorrow--”

“and now you’re bringing out the ‘babe,’ too!” you make your way over to him, burying your face in his neck as you embrace him in a tight back-hug. “i thought i was your true love...”

he has to fight back a laugh at your dramatics. “i mean it,” he says. “i’ll get more tomorrow.”

you wave him off. “yeah, yeah, i know you will...” you turn your face so that he can hear you better, “is it good?”

“the pie? yeah, of course it’s good--”

“i meant the taste of betrayal, you jerk.” 

but he can feel the way you smile as you kiss his shoulder after he lets out a loud laugh. he’ll buy a new one as soon as he can and feed you the first bite if it means he can see that smile again.

[soulrph]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐍.

i like to think that at least MOST of these can be made platonic!! but y’all use these at your discretion! i wish i could explain what inspired me to do these, but honestly i have no idea. i wanted soft stuff, i made the soft stuff, and now i give it to you guys for whatever wonderfully gifted plans you have for them! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! 

[ MANICURE ]:    sender and receiver paint each other's nails together.

[ JIGSAW ]:     sender and receiver do jigsaw puzzles together.

[ BOARD ]:     sender and receiver play board games together.

[ MOVIE ]:     sender and receiver enjoy a movie night together.

[ GAME ]:     sender and receiver enjoy a game night (using video games, board games and other mediums) together.

[ BAKE ]:     sender and receiver go baking together.

[ COOK ]:     sender and receiver go cooking together.

[ STYLE ]:     sender and receiver do each other's make-up.

[ BATH ]:     sender and receiver run a bath to share together.

[ RELAX ]:     sender and receiver arrange to do facials/a spa day together.

[ HAIR ]:     sender and receiver bathe and style one another's hair.

[ ARTISTS ]:     sender and receiver go painting/drawing together for the evening.

[ GINGERBREAD ]:     sender and receiver bake, build and decorate a gingerbread/cookie house together.

[ DECOR ]:     sender and receiver decorate a room together.

[ BUILD ]:     sender and receiver embark upon a DIY building project together.

[ PILLOW ]:     sender and receiver engage in a pillow fight with each other.

[ VIBE ]:     sender and receiver listen to music together.

[ BOOGIE ]:     sender and receiver dance to music together (either a full chaotic dance party or a slow dance).

[ Q&A ]:     sender and receiver play the question game together (i.e. asking random, soul-searching questions which they must answer honestly).

[ SIP ]:     sender and receiver play drinking games (not necessarily using alcohol! just a drink of choice) together (e.g. never have i ever, where one person says something they've never done before, and the other drinks if they have done it, or doesn't if they haven't).

[ MIX ]:     sender and receiver make cocktails together.

[ FROZEN ]:     sender and receiver design an ice-cream sundae bar together.

[ CHOICE ]:     sender and receiver ask each other a number of "would you rather" questions.

[ PIZZA ]:     sender and receiver make pizzas together from scratch.

[ PICNIC ]:     sender and receiver arrange and enjoy a living room/bedroom picnic together.

[ KARAOKE ]:     sender and receiver sing karaoke together.

[ HOLIDAYS ]:     sender and receiver plan a future vacation together.

[ CARE ]:     sender and receiver spend an evening looking after someone else's child or pet together.

[ TWIST ]:      sender and receiver play a game of twister together.

[ FIGHT ]:     sender and receiver engage in a game of play wrestling together.

[ OUTAGE ]:     sender and receiver end up stuck at home during a blackout and come up with electricity-free ways to entertain themselves.

[ DIP ]:     sender and receiver decided to do a lucky dip dinner night (in which they pick a theme from a random list and prepare a dinner date together based on that theme, e.g. disn.ey, the colour red, cold foods only).

[ HEAT ]:     sender and receiver embark upon a cooking challenge together (a cook-off!).

[ OVEN ]:     sender and receiver engage in a baking challenge against one another (think GBBO, but for two people in one kitchen!).

[ SPLASH ]:     sender and receiver arm themselves with water guns and prepare to soak one another in a water fight.

[njamil21]

"Do you prefer your tea served high or low?"

Another request sent through the @twst-charity drive for Palestine! This time I had the pleasure of drawing Riddle and @catto-qyeen's OC and her pets at a tea party! I'll admit, I had a little bit of trouble figuring out the composition so I could show off everyone and the outfits I designed for them, but then I thought of arranging the tables like a tiered tea tray. It gives it a fun wacky Wonderland vibe that I felt was fitting and I was able to show off a bunch sweets and keep everyone in frame! Catto's OC is so cute and I love lolita fashion too so this was a dream to work on in terms of outfits, I hope you like it!

Please do not edit or repost without permission. To donate and have your request submitted, click here.

[strawbrryrush]

closed starter for shanks & nobara !! @mischiefmuses

"you do realize you got the best daughter ever, right?" nobara told, "-and for that alone- you should take me for a shopping trip- I deserve it after all." she continued, "-and dinner, more specifically ramen."

[featheredadora]

I am being so brave!!

[the-kryomancer]

*Sausage Balls: made with sausage, bisquick or flour, and shredded cheddar cheese

Reblog for a bigger sample size please!

[uncanny-tranny]

Whatever skills or knowledge you think is "universal" absolutely isn't, and when you understand this, you can understand deeper how people experience the world. There are so many things that are deemed "common knowledge" that just aren't to some people.

Maybe you think it's common knowledge to know how to eat, for example. But it isn't common knowledge for me; I don't know how to eat because of my disabilities and because of my history. I can physically eat, yes, but the knowledge of how and when is something I never learned. I can absolutely learn, sure, but it is a time and energy investment, which is why I hadn't done so before.

What would help me more: being belittled and demeaned because I don't "know" something like a normal person would or being educated in an understanding way? Now, apply this to other people who struggle with things you think are "fool-proof," and you will start to understand how people operate when they aren't "normal"

[mickules]

Rule #5 Don't eat the butter in the cafeteria

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Have you heard what they say? What you should do if you start to find an unpleasant aftertaste to the meals you eat in the main cafeteria? They say it's a sharp tang that crawls up your throat and coats your tongue. Check the ingredients, the common link will be butter. But it's no intolerance, or spoiled food. It's how he finds you.

They say like Calabar beans, it only effects the guilty. A way for him to pick out those with skeletons in their closets. but what it is for certain is an omen. A dark, greasy stain begins to spread slowly, reluctantly, seeping through your bedroom wall. Foul and glistening he emerges. Rivulets of some unspeakable substance rolls off his body, oozing down the wallpaper. Formless limbs slither beneath his melting frame, creeping toward you with a single minded purpose. He's a guilty conscience made manifest.

So promise him. Admit the wrongs you've wrought, swear you'll do better and promise with everything you have you'll try to set things right. They say that's your only hope.

The morning after feels like a fever dream. It's easy to to rationalise, some botulism based hallucination perhaps. But did you know? no matter how foul,

you can't get food poisoning from rancid butter.

[rule#4] [rule#6]

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Fellow AroAcespecs I have found out that there is such a thing as too much garlic bread-

My family had Italian food for Mother's Day and the restaurant gave us like three gallon bags worth of garlic bread- 😭

IDK if they knew that someone (me) was on the AroAce spectrum or they just looked at the spaghetti and alfredo and decided "Hm... Throw in some extra garlic bread!"

The breads were also in the shape of a pizza, unfortunately I didn't get any pictures of them 🤧

[nonranghaes]

seokmin calls you over while in the greenroom amongst the busy cast, hand carefully cupped close to him. once you come closer, he offers up one of the little chocolate snacks he had poured into his hand for himself. he’s fully dressed in costume and makeup (and you can hear the costume designer’s voice in the back of your head, already scolding him for even thinking about eating while in costume), and he looks as radiant as ever. not that you aren’t dressed up, too: it’s opening night, you were assistant director, you also made yourself look presentable before coming in.

“i know i’m not supposed to,” he says in a quiet voice amongst the chatter in the room, eyes twinkling, “but i thought we could share...?”

it’s quiet, but you can hear his tiny chuckle when you open your mouth and let him feed you a snack before indulging himself as well while hiding a smile reserved for you and only you.

(and you think the chocolate is second to him in sweetness, no competition.)

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[rahullkohli]

what kind of ice cream should i make? we're gonna hit 27c this week and i have everything to make a base vanilla ice cream but i don't know what to add to it

[strawbrryrush]

closed starter for sanji & nami !! @mischiefmuses

"so.." she trailed her words; eyes meeting her husband with a smile, "i was thinking.. why don't we go back to your restaurant and have dinner there- you know with nobody else around- we can light candles and everything."

[tortiefrancis]

[ ID: Screenshot of an Instagram post by @/ge.globo shared on a story, consisting of a photo of fans of the Brazil National Team in the Women's World Cup. One fan, in a yellow and green shirt with the Brazil flag and green and yellow paint on their face, golds up a sign that reads: Pão de queijo is better than croissant. /End ID ]

[strangersxxworld]

"no, i don't know what i want yet," she sighed as she looked up at the other. "oh, wait. you're not the red headed waiter from earlier. can i help you?" ondina looked up at them quizzically. she had chosen an outdoor seat at some café and had been there for a little while now. she preferred certain food over what this place offered so it had been hard for her to choose.

@youllalwaysbemyporcelain for phoenix

[ivehurtpeople]

"Hey Lizliz, how ya doin, kid? Everythin alright?" James asks sincerely with a smile as he waits for her answer. While she and Peter were his niece and nephew, he enjoyed spoiling them just as much as his own kids. "Yeah, well.. I know I'm not supposed to spoil ya too much, blah blah blah but, forget that. Ya wanna get a good meal and some ice cream after?" He chuckles and shakes his head, laughing at himself. "Should I get new bondin ideas now that you're all grown up or is that still a safe bet?" @vcndetta