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What if... Who Killed Markiplier... but it's Ace Attorney Investigations...
"Ace District Attorney Investigations", if you will.
(Everything you see here was drawn by me, with some backgrounds/that one evidence photo being either screenshots from the show, or edits of official photographs of Mythea Castle, where WKM was filmed)
#who killed markiplier#wkm#ace attorney investigations#wkm fanart#wkm district attorney#captainsona#captain yona masters#''a burgundy-wearing prosecutor teaming up with a kooky detective? now why does that sound familiar- OH YEAH!''#anyway you guys ever notice that the da from what we're shown is a pretty piss-poor investigator?#they just kinda wander around aimlessly and allow people to shoo them away before offering up any information#like their alibis or lack thereof#it doesn't exactly help that wkm is a choose your own adventure without any choices#and I know mark's team was limited on budget and time or whatever and they meant for it to be more involved than what we got!#it's not their fault!#but still you can't deny that what we got isn't very satisfying as far as murder mysteries go#and I don't feel all that compelled to pretend otherwise!#so in the version of wkm that exists in MY head#da!yona is going to take the prospect of solving her dear friend's murder SERIOUSLY goddammit!#(the conclusion she's gearing up towards in the last two pictures#is that the party was a cover for mark's plan to kill the colonel; but it obviously backfired and mark wound up getting killed instead)#(that's her theory. as we all know it's not /quite/ accurate to what really happened but it's pretty close!)#(obviously she's unaware of any supernatural element to the whole thing at this point)#(or heck maybe in this version of events there actually isn't a supernatural element at all and she's right. I haven't decided)
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one of the things i find really interesting about this Ned Fulmer/Try Guys drama is the fact that the Try Guys as a business works by creating parasocial relationships with the audience, primarily by letting the audience into various aspects of their personal lives (i.e., Eugene coming out, Ned & Ariel’s kids, Keith’s marriage, Zach’s battle with an autoimmune condition). And now, they (Ned and Ariel specifically) are asking for the impossible, which is for people to not be invested in their private issues.
just got me thinking, you can’t be a public figure and have a private life, if your identity as a public figure is publicizing your private life.
#ned fulmer#try guys#i am not in any way condoning that people keep pestering the involved parties for more details#but also like#it's hard to have it both ways#parasocial
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Loved the ending of fhjy but I definitely feel like there were some loose ends and plot points that I do want closure for. Does Fig still owe her last record label money for not putting out her sophomore album in time? Is Gorgugs house/soil still infected? What was the relevance to his tree being a warden? The timeline inconsistencies between the 7 and this season with Zelda? I’m sure there’s more O: I need like a 4 hour long adventuring party immediately.
#fhjy#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#i think they were setting a lot of stuff up for senior year so hopefully confirmed#like how Ruvina was involved with bringing winter to Fallinel#on behalf of wolfsong#unrelated but narratively I understand Figs arc coming to a close#but as a Fig enjoyer I don’t want to lose her#like I was really disappointed with Emily’s 2nd char in ACOC personally#any new addition to the party just won’t hit the same bc they won’t be an original bad kid#unless fig is just still there and has perfect attendance in every class despite not being a student of the school#this would also be very on brand for her
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i'm sorry but this is sending me into the goddamn stratosphere, if you send people to physically attack my mom, torture my sister, cut my six year old son's head off, threaten to murder my toddler, and then also threaten to rape my six year old daughter, i would be very happy and jovial in declaring war on your psycho ass for pulling that shit on people who literally didn't do a thing to you.
consequently, if i sent people to physically attack someone who never did me any harm, torture my sister who never did me any harm, cut my six year old nephew who never did me any harm's head off, threaten to murder my toddler nephew who never did me any harm, and also threaten to rape my six year old niece who never did me any harm, i would be very full of regret and sorrow for what i've done, because those are bad things that i did.
#personal#house of the dragon#hotd#like yeah no SHIT aegon's super gung-ho to carpet bomb rhaenyra and her side#you murder my kid and beat up my mom and make my sister go crazy and literally threaten to RAPE MY SIX YEAR OLD#i'll go apeshit i'll have the time of my life talking about how you're gonna suffer i'll be happy as a clam about it#like rhaenyra should absolutely feel bad and fear what she started! what she started was monstrous!#and by not thoroughly denouncing daemon and removing him from her side for it she's clearly endorsing it!#and people have the right to be happy about causing her bodily harm as a result for either tacitly or outright endorsing things like this#you know things like child murder and threats of violent rape against little girls#(and i mean even just the bad precedent to set of 'you did something that hurt me so i have the right to take it out')#('not on you or anyone who supported you but civilians who weren't even remotely involved in the situation at all')#like come on rhaenyra's side is in the wrong for blood and cheese and it's so fine for aegon (as the person most deeply affected by it)#to be happy about any retribution he could bring on her#just as it is both fine and actually really good for rhaenyra as a character to feel bad about it#as the wrongful party#be fucking for real
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If someone annoys me, that's a problem for me to solve by removing myself from their presence. Every time the word annoying is spoken, a little more human vitality is removed from the world.
If you care what people think of you, you are their prisoner. If you make someone feel shame, you are their warden.
#blah blah blah#if you respond to this with 'good sometimes people need to be policed' you will be blocked#if you do it and have acab in your bio the hypocrisy will be addressed#it's never beneficial. it never achieves growth for any party involved#same with pretentious tbh#word.
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there is no future or liberation for any movements that sees their "enemies" as non-human
#having read accounts of some of the most soul-destroyingly cruel and evil actions taking during genocides by their perpetrators#i understand how easy it is to divorce these people from our concepts of humanity and logic but like#nothing will be solved unless you understand that these people commiting these crimes are in fact human#and nearly nothing seperates you from them but your situations. nothing. there is no inherent moral center that these people lack.#if we were raised in these circumstances we too would do these things. the reasons people within these systems reject them is not because#they are uniquely better and more human than the majority of their ethnic group / fellow nationals / whatever#but that they were in circumstances that allowed them to understand that they were being lied to#these people actually do have be engaged with and accepted as human beings. you can not kill or remove every person who has participated#its doesnt work like that. it has never worked like that. changing things is awful demoralizing generational work that we may never see the#results of but it very literally is the only option. any solution that denys the humanity of any of the parties involved will fail and will#leave all these issues for the next generation to solve. the only way forward is to destroy THE SYSTEM creating these circumstances and hope#it leaves a better world for the children.
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Do I think Susie has conveyed any kind of knowledge to Toto? No, at least not knowingly. Not just because it would fall back on her personally, but also on women in motorsport in general and the academy. There’s too much hinging on this.
Do I think Toto might have ways to obtain knowledge he shouldn’t be privy to? Absolutely I do. But that’s not a Toto or even a Mercedes thing, it’s a big player thing. Zak Brown and Christian Horner just cry wolf so that they’re out of the spotlight
#the fact the FIA didn’t notify any of the parties involved? so unprofessional#as I said before the allegations are worth investigating but there’s other ways to do that#there are definitely people with loose mouths in FOM and the FIA#but it’s not Susie#why would she even involve herself in f1 business like the Cost cap#if it doesn’t touch the academy why would anyone in FOM bring it up to her#ppl we haven’t had 2 weeks offseason yet give me a break#susie wolff#toto wolff#fia#formula 1
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'Malcolm, I'm In Hospital, I'm Not Wearing Any Pants': Homosocial Intimidation and Bodily Proximity as Penetration in Armando Iannucci's The Thick Of It (2005-2012)
#what i'm saying is that every time malcolm comes to demand something of ollie it's a penetrative interaction. an intrusion#he penetrates ollie who penetrates emma so the party can penetrate the opposition and malcolm can maintain his– all penetrating– power#against the sink in a bathroom in a corner of a busy party in hospital when ollie is flat on his back. malcolm's method of#intimidation with everyone involves closeness and innuendo but he ramps it up for ollie#and ollie rolls over and shows his throat every time. 'you're bullying me malcolm' 'who do you even answer to now'#'i'm not wearing any pants'. always conceding his own biddability#the thick of it
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Every week someone makes a post about how annoying it is that Dick Grayson fans don't acknowledge his flaws, and every week someone replies with an explanation that the flaws OP listed are entirely fanon and inconsistent with canon as it actually happened and at this point I have to assume that none of those explanations are ever going to stick because clearly some people just want the fanon to be true.
Anyway, I'm just putting this here for me to edit and add relevant-to-the-topic links later so I'll have them nicely at hand to read and sooth my frustrations when it gets real bad out there. (Echo chambers are good when we use them to drown out character mischaracterizing fanon.)
#dick grayson#canon vs fanon#yes this is about 'dick was a bad brother to jason' yet again#😮💨#super problematic how dick didn't pack up his life & become a devoted big brother to the new son of a man who had already disowned dick#like in-universe he is respectfully supportive of the kid who's wearing his name and uniform#but he was also a 19 year old living in a different city and not given any indication that he was a member of bruce's family so...?#dc comics#this fanon tendency to try to cram nuclear family dynamics and angst onto relationships that do not fit that mold arghhh#add to that how real-world knowledge makes it extra ridiculous to act as if 'omg dick was such a jerk for not being there for jason!!!'#yes their interactions were minimal - I'm pretty sure that keeping dick as a titans character was the entire reason jason existed!#let's be real about jason: his character & what led to him being robin were completely different pre-crisis + his post-crisis run was brief#understandably there are 'flashback' stories to flesh out his time as robin. the worst of these disregard characterization from that time#but even with flashbacks the worst that canon actually shows would be that they weren't close? which...okay?#idk what kind of expectations some people have for the former-ward so sort of foster kid who was explicitly kicked out of bruce wayne's lif#apparently he should've 1) begged his former guardian to acknowledge him as family & 2) assumed the role of bestest big brother either way#i'd ask people to stop and really think about the 'family' structure that existed in this time period where they insist dick was the bad gu#but at this point it's clear that people who want him to be the bad guy truly don't care about why we think it's absurd#anyway i'll end this with a reminder of what I'm pretty sure were the ages etc of the parties involved:#jason (12) gotham. adopted son of bruce.#dick (19) nyc. former ward of bruce. fired from role as partner to batman.#bruce (30+) gotham. raised dick as his ward → fired dick as a partner → never indicated dick still had any place in his life → adopted jaso#oh so my tags just cutting off the final letter like that? i will not be correcting them 😡
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overcome by the urge to do a big piece of every benny outfit/disguise chronologically. this would take me a month at least and would be hard because i still can’t decide what i want benny to look like but i’m imagining it. ok?
#benny#like… the outfit she was built for. the clothes she stole from the manor. her rich woman disguise. the sheep sweater.#the hattie date outfit (calling it that even though she literally went out to lunch with nurse for no reason afterwards. i think about#nurse’s involvement in the benny hattie date all the time. she didn’t need to be doing that. anyway#)#the fancy dress outfit…#the butler disguise. the military disguise. the lilypad bathing suit. the cowboy outfit#the stupid scrooge pajamas nurse first-kissed her in.#(realizing this means i’ll have to draw her in the armless legless prison jumpsuit) ah.. nevertheless#do any of you guise (the party) remember any other benny fits mentioned over the course of this long ass campaign#she’d have different flowers growing on her for every outfit OF CLORTS
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I'm a long time follower and I just really love your aus, I was curious how Ww would get jiggy with such a strange creature. I'll respect your wishes as not drawing any nsfw stuff of your aus. 🫡
jshdfhjsdvf ww would get down on vash, not the jet itself!!
vash can barely feel anything through it unless its actual serious damage 😭 like getting hit with an high explosive round
thank you tho!!
#ask#untitled plane au#nsft#this is so fucking funny#please refrain from trying to fuck the jet#mainly bc it just wouldnt do much for any of the parties involved#and im not into vore so-
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Give me the strength to not get into a fight with my unis jewish society over instagram.
#full of zionists. not even worth arguing with cos so many of them refuse to believe the country theyre from might suck#and the others are british but just either baked in the propaganda or willing to sit with what everyone else says and not argue#if u were gonna have a 'dont argue about israel' policy it should go both ways.#i havent been to any of their events in months and ngl i may just not even get membership next year#but they keep posting shit on their insta and they exclusively just run the ujs party line (which is zionist)#the one today wasnt even so bad but im still. ugh. why is the fucking society for Jewish students a political entity istg.#maybe I'll get more involved in palestine solidarity soc at some point.
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World's Worst Werebug Support Group (4/5 of these AU Guys are by @cordycepsbian and if you can't read the text here then don't worry! it's because we don't want to scan this. text below)
Leif: -and then our wife died-
Astotheles: -yes, that sounds similar to-
Neo: <Only guy here without elaborate werebug trauma
Vi <Needs to be held or she'll Die
#our art#bug fables#sketch#from left to right#professor neolith#leif#kabbu#vi#astotheles#also uhh#wereweevil vi#out of all of these we're like... 50% sure that the only one who's had any degree of success with maiming their loved ones personally#is vi#shes got problems. dont worry about it. it is treatable before the first full moon but unpleasant!#for all parties involved. her life is going terribly and she keeps turning into a giant fucking dog#we can elaborate on this if asked either on main or on our au blog
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is the merger something that’ll just naturally happen or is tengen still needed to officially start it? it would be very nice if tengen was freed from cursed spirit manipulation, but that’s not something that’s been proven or disproven with that technique yet. and would Tengen not have any sense of autonomy in that case?? this is only in the case that that’s who kenjaku is referring to about their “will,” but this could end up being something or someone else entirely
#I don’t know what kenjakus will would involve other than the merger. and idk how any other party would do it apart from tengen#but who knows#it could be something completely different that can’t be guessed#also. can kenjaku’s soul be absorbed in the merger?? I don’t remember what was said about who it would involve#other than civilians (?)#jjk spoilers#kenjaku#also can gege just give me one interaction between kenjaku and yuuji bc it’s evil that it hasn’t happened after the parent reveal#idc if kenjaku is dead. make them talk in some weird dream reality space or anything idk
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shout out to the evolution of one's artsyle being a real true thing
(redraw of my "first" dnd character 2019 -> 2023)
#risk.png#dnd#ocs#curse of strahd#artist on tumblr#even the redraw here is technically a bit old I drew it back in march I think#I just wanted to post them since I've been thinking about them and how central to me they are#I say 'first' like that because they def aren't they're actually like my 4th dnd character. However#the group I was with before was very much not one for roleplaying most of the time so the previous charas never got any development#xi was my second character for a cos game after my og one died to the windmill hags and dm ruled the were supposed to be soulless#but in trying to play them like that I accidentally got really involved in figuring out their motivations and personality#and I developed them and they got sad when another party member died#and even after that game got tpk'd because the dm got bored xi sticked around in my head#and then I was invited to join a different cos campaign by online friends I had made and I decided to reuse them there#and now here we are 3 years later and we've beaten strahd but there's more bullshit afoot so we're still playing and I'm still playing them#all that is to say that xilant's very important to me ;u;
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ppl when they find out teenagers act like teenagers 😱
#I don't rly want to get into it but I've seen two separate callouts today and#1st was ''this person made a 'not like other girls' meme where the 2 chrcters kissed?? Thts so rude to the person tht made the characters😤#And the othr was ''this 17 yr old is expressing emotions an acting like a teenager?? She even has fictional crushes even tho she's a minor?#Meanwhile the person mad that the teenager has crushes literally posts about being into shotacon and lolicon?? Like.#You can't be consuming sexualized content of minor characters while calling a real minor a horrible person for having a sexuality.#I am. going insane#This isn't like. An official statement about what side I'm on or anything because I don't know any of these ppl involved and idc#But i will say beefing with a child always looks a lil pathetic to me. 'she was mildly rude to me and called an actor hot once' okay????#chill out <3 touch grass <3#I know I made a post about this b4.. smthng smthing adults have to be the responsible party by choosing not to engage in drama w kids#If you really care so much about them being a minor online and whats appropriate for them why are you publicly fighting them#Like. That's not rly appropriate behavior on your part either#Don't take this rant as a sign to drag me in btw I am not affiliated with any party here and I don't care to be#I just cannot believe this fandom continues to produce the dumbest callouts every couple months#//shade
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