Why The Caged Bird Sings | Chapter 4
Chapters: 4/?
Fandom: One Piece (Liveaction)
Rating: Explicit
Relationships Vinsmoke Sanji x F!Reader
Characters: Vinsmoke Sanji, Patty, Red Leg Zeff, Original Characters, Strawhat crew.
Warnings: 18+ content (minors DNI), explicit sexual content, minor POV switching.
Summary: One night, you were brought to the luxurious Baratie Restaurant Ship, renowned for its exceptional cuisine that your family had been intrigued to sample. A particular blond and comely waiter captured your attention with his charming smile and gentle eyes, but while your beauty and sophistication intrigued him, Sanji also observed the profound nervousness that caused your jaw and body muscles to tense whenever your fiancé made contact with your hand or your parents delivered a humiliating criticism towards you. One dinner at the Baratie soon turned into a recurring event, and then more. As your friendship with Sanji slowly evolved into something that burned from within, you strove to make your longstanding dream come true; freeing yourself from a constricting existence.
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As Sanji looked at you curiously, the gentle smile never leaving his face, you asked him, "Do you know why the caged bird sings?"
He thought about it for a moment before answering, "Because it has a song to give?"
You chuckled at his response and shook your head. "You're not entirely wrong, but no."
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Author's note: Another long chapter, what is new! Things for the Reader are finally taking a good turn, with a new life at the horizon. I want her relationship with Sanji to develop properly and in the most realistic way possible, but I can pretty much confirm that, in the next update, a kiss will finally take place.
The Baratie was delivering more than a memorable meal on a casual night.
In fact, you were set on crossing paths with Sanji again, perhaps even as a part of his team.
Despite your genuine intention to resolve matters at home, a whole week passed, and yet, you hadn't mustered the courage to approach your parents' door.
Mari had welcomed you into her home for as long as you needed, urging you to extend your stay until you felt sufficiently prepared to face your father's wrath. However, the harsh reality was that you would never truly be ready, as you had been grappling with this problem since you were born.
Sleep was elusive. The anxiety of potential repercussions gnawed at your insides, considering your father's unpredictable nature and the fact that he could orchestrate any form of punishment as long as it guaranteed your compliance.
"I'm telling you, just take your time. Rushing it would only backfire," Mari advised you, as you found it difficult to even consume your meal.
"I know, but I can't keep hiding here just to avoid them.”
She exhaled deeply. "I understand, but you should at least devise a reasonable plan.”
You grumbled in response. "A plan? Mari, no plan can shield me from my father's fury. I rejected the Admiral's son, and he considered it crucial to hand me over for his political gain. It's all a business transaction to him.”
"What kind of father treats his own daughter as a mere business asset?”
"Apparently, mine does.”
“Yeah, no shit.”
You shook your head, standing up and beginning to pace to and fro. "The problem is, there's no escape for me. If I confront him, he might just lock me in and force me into marriage. If I flee, he would most certainly hunt me down.”
Mari shrugged. "You could always seek refuge at the Baratie. You seemed quite at ease there, and you've even made a rather special friend.”
You attempted to disregarded her suggestive wink. "It’s the first place my father would take into account, and the last thing I want is for him to create a commotion and hassle the staff there.”
"But they could defend you. The head chef used to be a pirate, and you told us how Sanji gave Nutty a good thrashing. Honestly, that guy is fit as heck.”
“Mari.”
"Hey, I'm serious! Perhaps your judgment is clouded, but mine isn't. We all noticed the chemistry between you two. Sanji is genuinely interested in you, and with his strength and agility? Girl.”
It was difficult for you to ignore the blush creeping onto your cheeks at the thought. "That's not the issue here. I don't want to burden him more than I already have.”
She raised her hands in a gesture of surrender. "Okay, fine. I tried. Do it your way. But remember how long it took you to finally stand up against that jerk. I'm concerned for you, you know?”
You smiled. “I know.”
"All I'm suggesting is that you should stay here for at least another week. We can brainstorm a solution together.”
You were about to nod in agreement, when a forceful knock on her front door startled both of you. You pivoted towards Mari, straining your ear to determine if the person outside had mistakenly approached the wrong house.
"Were you expecting someone?" You asked her. "Did you invite the others?”
You immediatly felt apprehensive as you noticed her tense up in the distinct way she did when something was off. The knocking continued, more insistent than before, and somehow, a part of you already foresaw what was about to occur.
"I didn't," she responded. "Stay here.”
Mari dashed to the entrance, alert and clutching her gun as she moved. You heard the sound of the door being unlocked and creaking open, followed by her cautious, distant voice and another that was painfully familiar to you.
So familiar, in fact, that it sent a chill through your veins as soon as you heard it.
“Where is she?”
Your blood ran ice cold.
"I have no idea who you're referring to, sir," Mari replied indifferently.
"There's no need for you to hide her, she's been spotted here. Step aside, immediately.”
Your father's authoritative tone was unnerving. Even in someone else's home, he had the audacity to behave like a Marine when, in truth, he was a nobody. He leveraged his high-status acquaintances and associates as his safety net, confident that he had someone to turn to in times of need. He considered himself supremely important, treating everyone else as an inferior citizen with no significant rank.
Primarily your friends.
But Mari, being the strong-willed person she was, undoubtedly didn't feel intimidated.
"Nope, that's not going to fly with me. This is my place, so I suggest you just get lost and go hassle someone else.”
You heard the sound of the gun being cocked, and at that moment, you realized you couldn't remain idle. You were deeply indebted to her, aware that she would go to extraordinary lengths to ensure your safety and happiness. But as brave and robust as she was, and as much as you valued her protection and the zeal she invested in everything she did for you, the last thing you wanted was for her to bear the burden of your father's blood on her hands and land herself in trouble.
And despite the nature of your relationship with the man, you harbored no desire to see him meet his end.
You swiftly moved towards the door, your heart hammering in your chest as you saw her standing in the entrance, effectively barricading it.
"Mari, it's okay," you stated coldly. "I'll be fine.”
Your friend scarcely turned her head, not wishing to lower her guard in the presence of your unfazed father.
"No, Y/N. This man has wrecked your life. How 'fine' can you possibly be?”
Your father laughed boisterously. "Wrecked her life? I've only ever done what's best for her. But I don’t expect someone like you to understand.”
"How is arranging your daughter's marriage to a man she hates in her best interest?!”
It might have appeared almost comical, considering how his face was reddening and puffing up. You wished for nothing more than to see him back down and entirely give up on you, but you were aware that he wouldn't leave you alone when his personal benefit was at stake.
"Mari, that's enough," you said softly. "You're incredible and I love you, but I'll handle it from here.”
You could see her hesitance, her eyes darting back and forth, barely budging from the doorway. You gently squeezed the hand that was still clutching the gun, so tightly that her knuckles were turning white.
Eventually, she dropped her shoulders and stepped aside to let you pass. "If anything happens to her," she began, casting a threatening glance at your father. "I swear, high status or not, you'll regret ever being born.”
"Watch your language, you impertinent child. I would never harm my own daughter."
"Yeah, because she's a crucial pawn in your schemes, right??”
Before he could delve further into the argument, you nudged him away. "Let's just go, please.”
You whispered a quiet "thank you" to Mari, and all your friend could do was exhale a frustrated sigh as she saw the man take a firm grip of your upper arm. You knew she wasn't the type to sit still, and there was a strong possibility that she might rally the rest of the group to follow you and keep surveillance outside your family's home.
That thought alone provided some solace, because no matter how strenuous things with your father might become over time, you knew you had a reliable support network in those good-hearted people. Your only regret was that it took so many years for you to understand that you couldn't continue letting your parents make decisions for you, simply because you yearned for their acceptance, their love, and to finally receive the decent treatment you deserved.
It was painful, and undeniably hard to accept, but that was something they were incapable of doing.
Your father was visibly enraged, not uttering a word to you during the journey. The way he was practically dragging you around was predictably filled with ire, and all you could do was respond to the onlookers' stares with a reassuring smile.
Deep down, though not really that deep, you found it absolutely mortifying, disheartening, and miserable.
Upon reaching your family's house (because you could no longer consider that place your home, it never truly was), he flung the door open. "Get in," he barked, roughly shoving you inside.
You stumbled and had to steady yourself with the back of the vacant chair at the head of the table. Your mother sat to the left, with Christopher to the right and Admiral Wheeler directly opposite you.
The atmosphere was thick with tension, your mother nervously cutting her piece of bread without even casting a glance your way, while your former fiancé's neck and jaw were rigid with stress. The admiral, on the other hand, seemed more puzzled and intrigued than anything else.
Somehow, perhaps due to your escalating nervousness, the whole situation elicited a chuckle from you as you took your seat. Your father occupied the empty chair next to his wife, and Chris immediately turned to you with a swollen, patched-up nose.
Unable to contain your enjoyment, you asked mockingly, "How's your face?"
His response was utterly foreseeable.
“Go to hell, bitch.”
“Christopher Wheeler.”
The admiral's voice was surprisingly booming, startling everyone present.
"What?! She started it!”
His father grunted, lightly smacking his hand against the table and causing his glass to vibrate on it. "How old are you, 12?”
It was unusual and somewhat unexpected, as the Admiral usually maintained a neutral stance, seldom intervening unless it was to make a joke. Somehow, you got the impression that he was taking your side for the first time, but you didn't want to deceive yourself with something that could simply be a product of your imagination.
Chris lowered his gaze, muttering a curse under his breath. Your mother's hands trembled with agitation, while your father cleared his throat to commence his speech.
"Admiral, I believe my daughter owes you an apology," he declared. "I'm certain this is all just a misunderstanding and she will come to her senses.”
The man leveled his gaze at you, expectation clearly etched in his eyes, yet remarkably devoid of any irritation. “Is that so?”
You sighed, feeling positively incensed and not in the mood to hold back. "No. I am perfectly sane.”
With a growl, your father took a deep breath, making an effort to recollect his composure. Sensing his tension, your mother tenderly grazed her fingers against his wrist, doing the best she could to defuse the situation.
"She's not serious. Y/N merely panicked when your son proposed to her, nothing more.”
With a look of disgust, you shifted your attention to your father. "May I remind you that you're not in my head.”
He nonchalantly brushed you aside with a dismissive wave of his hand, anxiously awaiting the Admiral's response.
Nevertheless, the Marine kept his focus directed at you, narrowing his eyes as though wanting to perceive something that you couldn't quite put into words.
"Perhaps she should speak for herself," he suggested.
Your father was left dumbfounded, his mouth hanging open as he glanced back and forth between you and the Admiral.
A slight smile appeared on your face. "At least someone values my opinion.”
The admiral gave a nod of his head, which threw Christopher into a state of discomfort.
You had no intention of holding yourself back. "He slapped me. Are we truly going to overlook that?”
Christopher coughed, squirming in his chair like a mouse caught in a trap.
"Hold on, what? Is that the truth, son?”
“W-well…. uhm….”
Admiral Wheeler released a sigh of defeat, shrouding his face with his large hand while incessantly shaking his head.
“I was angry!”
Frankly, you expected your former fiancé to deny it, to pretend innocence and claim that you were spinning stories for self-defense, all while maintaining the facade of a noble and respectful man. However, in the end, he appeared so inconsequential and weak that it evoked pity in you. He seemed to crave his father's approval, reflecting the same longing you nurtured towards yours for a very long time.
The Admiral pronounced your father's name with such severity that it made both him and your mother wince. "I'd like to have a word with your daughter. In private.”
Your father was visibly panicking, for things were veering in a direction he hadn't predicted. "Uhm, well you see.... I don't think that's a good ide-”
“I insist.”
The Marine's face was marked by a large grin, yet it was so strained and intimidating that it managed to scare even you.
Ultimately, your parents had no choice but to comply, sinking back into their seats like two frightened children. You had never seen them appear so distraught.
"Y/N, would you mind accompanying me to the kitchen?”
The noticeably softer way in which the Admiral addressed you was disarming, yet you appreciated it all the same.
As he rose from his chair and ambled away, the silence that enveloped the main room was deafening. You promptly followed him and closed the kitchen door behind you, feeling a bit uneasy as you had never really established much familiarity with the Admiral.
Mr. Wheeler settled in comfortably, exhaling a relaxed breath and signaling for you to join him. Heeding his gesture, you took a stool next to him, the flickering fire in front of you, your gaze resting on the chicken being prepared.
At the current pace, you were sure it would end up burnt, but you found yourself lacking the energy to make a comment on it.
"Sir, I apologize for dragging you into this," you finally voiced. "It wasn't my intention to disrespect you or your son.”
He arched an eyebrow in disbelief. "Do you think I wanted to speak with you because of that?”
“That’s not it?”
"No, my dear. I am actually interested in understanding how you truly feel. It's evident that you don't wish to marry my son. Thus, I'm curious as to why you adhered to your father's directive up until this point?”
Your eyes dropped to your hands, your chest constricting with emotion. "Because I wanted to make him happy."
He hummed thoughtfully. "Even if it implies condemning yourself to a lifetime of unhappiness?”
"It's pathetic, isn't it?”
"No, Y/N. It's not.”
For some reason, his unexpected kindness brought tears to your eyes, and you found yourself suppressing a sob of despair that rattled you to your core.
"In reality, I am the one who owes you an apology.”
You sniffled, wiping your forming tears away. "Why is that?”
"For all this time, I merely stood by in silence, permitting your old man to do as he pleased. I considered him a valuable asset, given his extensive network and the wealth of information he has access to.”
You listened in silence, engulfed in the grief you had suppressed for far too long.
"I've been observing you. I assumed you would object, as your expression suggested you were not in agreement with his instructions, but then you never did.”
Your attention was fixated on the flames consuming the chicken, which was now assuming a questionable dark hue.
"Eventually, I convinced myself that I was wrong, that you willingly chose this path and had your unique way of expressing it. I never truly took your feelings into account, I remained silent, and didn’t step up to protect you.”
"You weren't obligated to look out for me, Admiral," you asserted.
"No, but you were on track to become a part of my family. Under the assumption that you would marry my son, I should have shown more consideration.”
"What changed, then?"
"You did. The night we dined at the Baratie, I noticed something in you that wasn't present before. You looked so heartbroken… so out of place. And for the first time, you snapped.”
You recollected the way your father treated you that night, so disrespectful, demanding a level of submission you were no longer willing to exhibit.
"It was rather amusing, truth be told. I witnessed you finally standing up for yourself, and your father was unable to control that.”
Your lips trembled as you managed to summon another smile for him.
"You see, when my wife passed away, I pledged to my son that I would be a good parent, to prevent him from feeling any sense of deprivation growing up," he elaborated. "But I made a grave mistake; I ended up spoiling him, granting his every wish. I even facilitated his career progression because I knew he aspired to follow in my footsteps.”
While Admiral Wheeler typically radiated confidence, strength, and composure, he now seemed like an entirely different person. The man sitting beside you was vulnerable, sensitive, and laden with flaws that made him a bit more human. Just like you.
"When I recognized that he had become self-centered and excessively prideful to the point of discomfort, it was too late. I could no longer influence his character.”
"Admiral, I may not like your son, but Christopher has some redeeming qualities too.”
"I appreciate your intention to assuage my guilt, but there's no need to defend him. Never did I teach him it was acceptable to lay a hand on a woman.”
"I wasn’t exactly nice to him. I’m not saying that I deserved it, it’s just…”
He tenderly squeezed your shoulder in a paternal way. "No, there's no excuse for what he did. And I'm extremely sorry you had to endure all of this."
There was so much you wanted to convey, but despite the immense effort to organize your thoughts, the only thing that managed to escape your lips was a simple "Okay.”
"Just tell me something, Y/N, and please answer honestly. Do you believe I can trust your father?”
His question took you by surprise, but it was clear to you that by that point, the Admiral had grown deeply doubtful of their partnership.
For a brief moment, you deliberated whether it was appropriate to reveal the truth to him. Perhaps, if this had happened just a few weeks earlier, you might have felt unable to do so.
But as the Admiral had pointed out, you were no longer the same.
"From a professional standpoint, he excels at what he does, and he holds a significant amount of knowledge that could be advantageous to you.”
“But?”
You pursed your lips together, constructing the most persuasive sentence possible to convince him.
"But I don't believe he's trustworthy. You've seen what he tried to do with me; he shows no qualms when it comes to his own interests.”
He affirmed with a tilt of his head. "Seems like I squandered my time on such a greed-driven mastermind.”
“I’m sorry.”
"Don't be. If anything, I came to this realization before it was too late.”
He pushed his chair back and stood up, switching off the fire and waving his hand to dissipate the building smoke. The chicken was undeniably overcooked and much too charred to be edible. What a waste.
“Well, this room now reeks.”
In a fit of genuine amusement, the admiral returned to your side, giving you a supportive pat on the back as he did so.
"You know," he admitted, " You've always been superior to anyone else in my circle. You exude honesty and innocence; everything you do is heartfelt, even in moments when you're not fully aware of it.”
Ironically, the praises you had wished for from your own family were now being bestowed upon you by the man they chose to be your father-in-law.
“Part of me harbored the belief that you could change my son, turn him into a better man, and succeed where I have failed,” he admitted. "But the reality is, he would only end up shattering you.”
As the smoke dissipated through the open window, it unveiled the chicken that looked defeated, drained, and consumed. A mirror image of how you had felt for too many years.
"I want to make amends, Y/N. I understand that I'm not your family, but I believe your parents aren't the best figures to look up to. Should you ever require anything, absolutely anything, don't hesitate to approach me.”
Unconsciously, a sigh of relief escaped from you. The knowledge that you had an ally, someone as influential and impartial as he was, brought a measure of consolation, however slight.
"Thank you, Admiral. Your words carry great significance for me."
Reflecting on the intimidation you experienced the first time you laid eyes on Admiral Wheeeler, you found it mildly amusing now. Your worry was unfounded, as a powerful wave of confidence swept over you, bolstered by the man’s reassuring presence.
At that point, the prospects could only get better. After all, once you've hit rock bottom, there's no direction left but upwards.
You had emerged victorious.
After a lifetime of living in fear, enduring criticism and subjugation, you had finally triumphed in your battle against your family.
Admiral Wheeler had officially cut all professional ties with your father, which resulted in the latter exploding in rage, blaming you for being a complete catastrophe and ruining his career. However, this time, regardless of the aggression he unleashed, you didn’t even flinch. You allowed him to vent while you calmly sipped your tea, also taking satisfaction in how his former partner chastised him, forcefully ordering him to leave you alone and treat you with respect.
But it didn’t stop there. The Admiral chose to demote his son effective immediately, compelling him to regain his position without any form of favoritism. Your ex-fiancé was seething, on the brink of desperation so intense that you believed he might succumb to tears any moment. He glanced at you as if you were the most repulsive creature he had ever encountered.
And you were thoroughly gratified.
With most of your belongings already stowed away in your secret stash, there wasn't much you needed to retrieve from your old room. You happily left all those incredibly uncomfortable clothes untouched, as you were mainly focused on collecting a few leftover books.
Now that the Admiral and his son had left, the house fell into silence, and you found your parents in a state of utter defeat, staring blankly at the floor as you stepped into the living room.
You observed them to gauge whether they had anything additional to contribute to their ceaseless list of insults, but it appeared they no longer had the energy to even try.
Quietly, you moved towards the door, holding your bag and wrapping your hand around the handle. But before you could open it and step outside for the very last time, you felt the need to voice your feelings, despite knowing they would likely take no effect.
“You know, things could have been different. If you had treated me like a daughter rather than a tool from the moment I was born, I could have truly added value to this family.”
Your father grunted, shaking his head to dismiss your argument.
"I understand you wanted a son, dad. I apologize for not being the one you had hoped for.”
He looked away, and your mother wrapped her arms around herself, releasing a deep sigh.
“You've enslaved me and molded me into a submissive echo of a person. I've done nothing but strive to please you, to provide what you desired. But in the end, it was never enough.”
He was about to retaliate, but this time, your mother took his hand and signaled him to restrain himself.
And so, you persisted undeterred.
"I wish I could say that I hate you, but despite how much you've hurt me, I can't deny that I still love you after everything.”
Your words appeared to deliver a potent message, akin to an arrow hitting dead center. However, you didn't let their sudden discomposure detain you any longer.
Most likely, they were simply wounded in their pride more than anything else.
"But, as much as I'd like to erase the past, the fact remains that I won't be able to ever forgive you.”
Your mother bit her lower lip, and your father appeared to hold a similar degree of resentment. Certainly, you didn't expect him to envelop you in his arms and plead for a second chance, but the prioritization of his status over his own flesh and blood inflicted yet another painful wound to your heart.
"I wish you a good life.”
Your grip on the bag's strap tightened, and without a single backward glance, you thrust the door open to be welcomed by the evening air, with the final rays of the setting sun fading on the horizon.
And by your friends, who were patiently leaning against the wall of your family’s house, prepared to step in at any given moment if necessity arose.
Your parents made no effort to hinder you. They neither called out your name nor insisted that you remain.
Everything had come to an end, and you were completely freed from the chains that had kept you trapped in a lifelong nightmare from which you had finally awakened.
"What are you going to do now?" Rory asked as she sat on the couch with you. "I'm glad you're finally free from that despot, but technically, you're now homeless.”
"No, she is not. I have plenty of room here, she can stay with me,” said Mari.
You chuckled, sitting up straight. "I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I'll be sticking around in this town.”
They all froze on the spot, staring at you as if they had just seen a ghost.
"Wait, what are you talking about?" Marlo asked.
"Well, at least for the immediate future. I'm not entirely sure where I'll end up eventually, but... there's something I really want to do now.”
Your friends shared a knowing look with each other, immediately emitting a satisfied, mischievous 'Ooohh.’
"Wait, guys, it's not what you think.”
"Really?" Rubio sat on the opposite side of the couch, nudging you with his large elbow. "So you're not going to tell us you're heading back to the Baratie for that chef-guy?”
You rolled your eyes. "It's not exactly like that. Well, not entirely.”
"Aha!”
"I'm serious! He's not the primary reason, I still owe them for the chaos that Christopher created.”
Mari rested her hand on her chin, pondering aloud. "You know, that's not a bad excuse.”
“It’s not an excuse!”
Marlo snickered. "Yeah, and I'm a fish-man. Come on, we know you all too well.”
At times, they could be exasperating, but without a doubt, they had a better understanding of you than you did of yourself.
"Okay, fine. I admit I do want to see him again... but there's something about the Baratie that I can't quite put into words.”
Rory's expression brightened. "Wait, you want to work there?”
"Maybe? I am contemplating it. I need to compensate them for the wasted food and damaged tableware.”
Marlo nodded. "That makes sense, but it might only be for a short time. How much do you think that stuff was worth?”
Mari started to mentally tally up. "Well, their cuisine is of high quality and not exactly the cheapest. The tableware may not be particularly expensive, but they ended up with at least two plates and two glasses to replace.”
“Let's not forget about the tablecloth to wash,” you added.
Rubio gave a nonchalant shrug. "So maybe a week or less?”
“Most likely, yes.”
You exhaled a sigh. "Guys, this is just a hypothesis. I'm not even certain they would allow me to work there at all.”
Mari shot you a wild, excited grin. “But you have an inside connection.”
"Indeed! Sanji would definitely put in a good word for you," Rory chimed in.
The enthusiastic way they encouraged you was simultaneously embarrassing and thrilling. Their backing prompted a hearty laughter from you as they all gathered around, embodying the spirit of the close-knit family they represented.
Thus, as Mari was delineating the specifics for your formal employment request, she assured you a safe passage on their ship.
The day you left your hometown to return to the Baratie, your anxiety escalated to levels you thought were only attainable when dealing with Christopher or your father. Now, as you attired yourself and mentally braced for an endeavor that could potentially lead to a total flop, managing your soaring nerves emerged as your most formidable challenge yet.
This time around, only Mari accompanied you on your journey. The others had their own obligations to attend to, and they felt it would be awkward to all turn up simply for you to hand in a job application.
In a way, they acted as if you wouldn't be returning, hugging you tightly and wishing you a marvelous time at the floating restaurant. Their optimism undeniably compensated for your own scarcity of it, and they succeeded in instilling a bit of positivity in you.
The weather was pleasant, warm with a touch of moisture in the air, but offset by the cool, revitalizing sea breeze. The ship felt notably empty with just you and Mari on board, but you didn't want to burden the others with the expectation of always being in your company.
The reality was, you were uncertain about what awaited you. Not only were you unsure about possible developments with Sanji, but there also existed a risk that Zeff might scoff at you for even nurturing ambitions of securing a role at the Baratie. What could you feasibly contribute to their team other than some dishwashing and kitchen tidying? Your home cooking skills weren't outstanding enough to be of use, and you couldn't think of any other particular talents you possessed. You had dedicated so many years striving to liberate yourself from your constrained existence that you barely had time to develop new ones.
Luckily, Mari was there to bolster your spirits and remind you that cleaning itself was indeed a valuable ability. You had a notable knack for being quick and extremely meticulous in that area, and such a trait would be a significant asset for any restaurant, irrespective of its reputation.
Being used to your parents' critique, it was difficult for you to harbor the same self-belief as your friends did, but you determined that it would be worth attempting regardless of the result.
Now, as you looked at the ocean waves softly swaying the ship, immersed in your thoughts, Mari clasped your hand in hers and gave it a comforting squeeze.
"Hey, I know that embarking on a new life can be daunting, but I'm incredibly proud of you for what you've accomplished.”
You replied with a smile, returning the supportive gesture. "Whenever I think about it, I feel as though I might wake up and discover that none of it was real.”
Mari shook her head. "Believe me, Y/N, it's absolutely real. And all jokes aside, I must say that I genuinely root for you and Sanji.”
“I barely know him. And I'm not sure if I can truly take his compliments at face value.”
"Why, do you believe he's merely toying with you? Because I think he’s serious.”
You took a moment to consider your response, then declared, "No, it's not that. I can see in his eyes that he's not lying. But in the end, I'm just one amongst the multitude of customers he's come across, and you've seen how prone he is to flirting.”
Mari emitted a grunt. "Yes, but that's different. Do you want to know what I genuinely saw?”
“What did you see?”
"Sanji is handsome, and an incredibly talented cook too. But despite his good looks and talents, I think he's actually a little insecure. I could be wrong, but who knows what that guy has been through.”
Upon contemplation, you realized you didn't really know much about Sanji's past, as he hadn't divulged anything beyond his life at the Baratie, his spats with Zeff, and his dream of discovering the All Blue. You hadn't asked, but it was plausible that Mari had a point.
"What I'm saying is that the way he looked at you was authentic, and I'm not speaking from my biased perspective. You know that I can be quite straightforward when necessary. Sanji likes you, I'm sure of it... and if you ended up working there alongside him, all doubts would be dispelled.”
Mari was known for being a sharp observer, and she rarely misread someone she had the chance to assess at first sight.
"Perhaps you're right," you conceded. "But wouldn't that make things even more complex for us, being coworkers?”
"Oof. The worst-case scenario would be the two of you not getting enough privacy, but the real fun always kicks in during the night anyway.”
With laughter bubbling up, you affectionately bumped your forehead against hers. "You're such a mischief-maker.”
“And proud of it!”
While you dearly valued all your friends equally, the connection you had with Mari was distinctively special, leaning more towards a sisterly bond. From a young age, she had always been exceptionally resilient and served as an inspiration to you, someone who remained impervious to those who attempted to pull her down. She was consistently there for you when you needed her, never once refusing to stand by your side. Despite her critique of your lack of bravery against your family, she never passed harsh judgment, offering unwavering support through your tribulations.
Even at this point, she expressed concern to the extent of guaranteeing your job security, fully cognizant of the potential reality of embarking on the return journey solo.
The commute to the restaurant was seamless and serene. You seized this opportunity to delve further into your books, inscribe reflections in your journal, and engage in thoughtful discourse about your future aspirations. Working at the Baratie, irrespective of how long it may last, was a promising stride towards your total independence.
Your parents never permitted you to secure a job on your own, always orchestrating strategic meetings to ingratiate you with society's elites and political figures. The roles you were assigned were fairly mundane, often restricted to tasks such as serving drinks or filing paperwork. The earnings you made were under your family's surveillance, and squirreling away bits of Berries for personal use proved to be a laborious endeavor.
For the first time, you had the opportunity to achieve something solely for yourself, free from their meddling or overbearing presence.
However, the instant Mari pointed out the emerging silhouette of the Baratie in the distance, an immediate wave of weakness swept over your knees and a queasy sensation began to churn in your stomach.
"Y/N, take it easy! It's not a big deal, all you need to do is smile and maintain a polite attitude. That's something you've been trained to do all your life.”
"No, this feels different. I've never been so invested in a job application before.”
Mari gently rubbed your back as you hunched over the table, shrouding your face between your arms. "What if I don't measure up?”
"Enough of that talk! You'll do great, believe me. Anyone who passes on you would be making a foolish mistake."
"Do you really think so?”
"Of course I do. Now, perk up. I know you're also anxious about Sanji, but he should actually serve as a positive motivator.”
You groaned. "Please, let's not go there.”
"Alright, listen carefully," she instructed in a stern voice, compelling you to raise your head and meet her eyes. "The fact that you hesitate whenever someone brings up his name signifies that you've encountered a man who could finally shake your world. As we both know, that's a rarity.”
You acknowledged with a nod.
"Like I said, I'm confident the feelings are mutual, so that's not something you need to fret over. Just go with the flow, take things as they come.”
You sank back into your chair, a look of resignation on your face. "I'm at a loss, Mari. Everything feels so surreal to me at this moment.”
It was unfathomable how a single night at the Baratie had the power to completely upend your life; One minute, you were betrothed to a Marine you had no interest in, succumbing to your father's will. Then, as if struck by a lightning bolt, you broke free from your cocoon, asserting your rights and discarding your shackles in an astonishingly short span of time.
And now, you were en route back to the Baratie in pursuit of a job, all while dealing with the unsettling emotions stirred up by a man you only met twice.
Your infatuation with Sanji was undeniable. Despite your tries to brush it off, from the very first moment your eyes locked with his, you were completely smitten.
It may have been childish, likely ridiculous and possibly doomed to burst like a bubble in the wind for all you knew. Yet, despite your trepidations and uncertainties, a persistent voice inside your head urged you to heed the call of your heart.
Mari's smile widened, and she tenderly stroked your hair in a soothing gesture. "Sweetie, everything will work out. Relax, take a deep breath, and give it your all.”
And naturally, your only recourse was to gather all the strength you possessed and press on.
Upon reaching the restaurant's entrance, your feet inexplicably froze. You observed various patrons walk up to the deck and step inside, all primed to relish the most delectable fare the East Blue had to offer. Although it was still quite early and not exactly dinnertime, the enticing aroma wafting from the restaurant—a tantalizing blend of grilled meat, fish, and roasted potatoes, capped off with the unmistakable sweet scent of freshly baked cake—indicated that the Baratie staff was always well-prepared.
You had anticipated the place to be less crowded, but securing a conversation with Zeff might prove to be more challenging than you had originally thought.
"Y/N, let's go. What are you doing standing here stiff as cod?”
"Mari, I don't think I can go through with this," you proclamed, your voice barely above a whisper.
"Oh, don't be silly. Of course, you can.”
She took your upper arm in her firm grasp, and you had no choice but to let her coax you out of your paralysis. Upon crossing the threshold, Mari instantly engaged in a dialogue with the fish-man. She pointed out a table that, to your repeated surprise, she appeared to have reserved for the forthcoming hours.
"One of these days, you'll have to let me in on your secret," you said to her.
"Pfff, I have no idea what you're talking about!”
You trailed after her animated figure through the dining room, which, although noticeably less crowded compared to the main area, was still bustling with activity.
The table was cozy and beautifully set for two, already decked with some enticing bread. Unfortunately, your current stomach condition was far from ideal, making the thought of savoring any food quite uninviting. Nevertheless, your resolve to meet Sanji again, potentially as a part of their crew, was not shaken.
No sooner had you reached your seat than a familiar voice echoed from across the room. Its charm was instantly enthralling, causing you to whip your head around so quickly that you could almost feel your nerves stretching within.
There stood Sanji, attired in his crisp white chef's uniform, deep in conversation with a waiter near the kitchen entrance. The instant your eyes fell on his brilliant smile, the blond hair gently falling over his left eye, the defined contour of his jaw, and the rhythmic bobbing of his Adam's apple, it felt as if your chest was about to explode. You redirected your attention back to Mari, taking in a deep breath as you felt your cheeks glow with warmth.
"Mari, he's here.”
"Yeah, I can see that.”
“What should I do?”
"What are you waiting for? Go say hi!”
She was thoroughly enjoying herself, her giggles echoing at your evident agitation in Sanji's presence.
"He's on duty, I can't just go over there and distract him from his responsibilities.”
"Actually, nevermind. I think he's just spotted us.”
Your heart leaped so violently that you needed to swallow it back down. "What?! You're kidding, right?”
“I’m not joking. Don’t turn around, he’s heading our way.”
Shit shit shit shit.
What were you even supposed to say? Would he be glad to see you? How could you maintain a cool exterior when you were struggling to keep your rambling in check? What if-
“You’re back!”
Mari pursed her lips in an effort to contain a burgeoning laugh, a reaction that was completely justifiable given the circumstances.
You spun around, and the moment you locked eyes with him, your breath was completely taken away. Because, honestly, how could a man possibly be this attractive?
Regardless, you managed to summon a bright smile in response. "Sanji, hi!"
“Hey!”
The gentleness that radiated from his greeting was simply overwhelming. He didn't afford you a moment to digest the situation, as he promptly swept you into a hug that was gentle, slightly cautious, yet concurrently bold. You could catch his aroma interlaced with the scent of cigarette and the kitchen's fragrances. It was soothing, it was sweet, and it was unforeseen.
Sanji appeared genuinely thrilled to see you there, and you courageously lifted your hands to hesitantly reciprocate his embrace.
Despite the barrier of clothing, you could feel the hardness of his muscles against your palms.
"I was concerned about you. Are you okay?”
The realization that he had been thinking of you was flattering and heartwarming.
"Yes, I'm doing well.”
You appeared to lose track of your surroundings, and even Sanji seemed reluctant to draw away from you. The sound of Mari's throat-clearing brought you back to reality, urging you to create a distance from him as you regained your poise.
"Good to see you again," she addressed him.
Sanji responded with a graceful smile, reaching out for the hand she had extended for a formal shake. In a classic display of his gentlemanly manners, albeit a bit extravagant yet still charming to see, he opted to lightly kiss her knuckles instead. "The pleasure is mine, madam.”
"Oh my, where have you been hiding all this time?"
Seeing as she was looking straight at you with an almost unnoticeable wink, it was clear that she was asking that question on your behalf.
Sanji looekd bashful, eyeing you with an enchanting glint in his aquamarine eyes. It made you go weak in the knees, akin to a punch in the gut that left you breathless and light-headed.
Mari, quickly picking up on your temporary disorientation, immediately intervened to break the ice. She leaned casually against Sanji, resting her arm comfortably on his shoulder. "Could we possibly have a word with your boss? There's a matter of utmost importance that requires discussion.”
Right, you thought to yourself. Of course. Pull yourself together, Y/N!
Sanji's brows furrowed in confusion. "You want to speak with Zeff?”
Mari subtly nodded to nudge you, shifting her eyes to the side as a signal towards him.
"Oh, uhm... yes. Is he around?”
"When isn't the old man breathing down my neck?" He responded, his tone dripping with sarcasm. "I'll get him.”
"I appreciate it, thank you.”
His smile broadened considerably, his expression reverting back to his playful, flirtatious manner. "Anything for you, beautiful.”
Why did his compliments always make you blush as red as a ripe tomato? Your cheeks felt like they were set ablaze as you watched him walk away, and your heart pounded so violently that you were half-convinced it might cause the entire establishment to tumble violently into the sea.
Gosh. Even his walk was alluring, not to mention the way he swept his left bangs away from his face.
"Mari, I swear, you're going to be the end of me.”
"In what way?”
"Just look at me. I’m a mess.”
She scoffed at your words. "Enough of that. Cheer up, I assure you there is no chance he will reject you. And by 'he', I'm referring to the head chef.”
"How can you be so sure?”
"You'll see. Just trust me on this, okay?”
Somehow, her smile suggested that she had been keeping a substantial piece of information hidden all along. "Mari, what is it that you're not telling me?”
"Ease up.”
You looked at her in disbelief, observing her casual movements as she settled into a seat and picked up a piece of bread from the basket at the center. Sighing in resignation, you mirrored her actions, settling into the chair on the opposite side of the table, but not daring to touch even a single crumb.
Each passing second felt like an eternity, the uncertainty of what the day held looming ominously over you. Your father's harsh words persistently invaded your thoughts, echoing in your ears as if he were shouting them from right behind you. "You're a failure. You won't achieve anything on your own. You are nothing without me.”
There was more to you than the image he consistently tried to project. Yet, every time you attempted to place some faith in your abilities, he always managed to pull you back down. His influence was felt even in his absence.
Minutes ticked by, too many to keep track of. Just as you were on the verge of standing up and storming out of the main door, Zeff's gruff voice resounded into the dining room.
"Well, I'll be damned!”
For a moment, you feared he was critiquing your presence before you could even speak to him, but it didn't take long for you to realize that his words weren't meant for you at all.
"Zeff!”
Your eyes expanded in surprise as you watched Mari greeting the chef with the familiarity of an old friend. Her hands comfortably encased his larger one in a warm clasp. "Thank you for making time for us. I know how busy you can be.”
Wait, what?
"Do you remember my friend, Y/N?”
To say that you were utterly shocked would be an understatement. What sort of joke had you wandered into?
"Aye. I hope you're faring well now.”
Despite your attempts to regain your voice, you could only nod in response.
"She has something to discuss with you," Mari interjected. "But it would be best to have the conversation privately, just between the two of you.”
Zeff hummed in understanding. "I suppose I can take a minute off.”
Your blood turned icy as the pieces fell into place. The effortless way Mari had secured a table when others had to wait weeks in line, her overbearing confidence about your hiring request - it all suddenly made sense given how well-acquainted she was with the person in charge.
A part of you felt betrayed, as if you had been deceived right from the start.
Mari called out your name, noticing your complexion turning pale. This time, your reaction had nothing to do with your previous anxiety, which had now completely dissipated and been replaced by a newfound determination to uncover more.
"I apologize, but... you owe me some explanations.”
Zeff placed his hands on either side of his waist, chuckling with amusement. "You didn't mention it to her, ey?”
Mari grinned like a child caught with her hand in the cookie jar. "Oopsie.”
"Don't give me an 'oopsie' now, this isn't something to be taken lightly.”
"Listen, we will talk about it later, I promise. For now, just go with Zeff and do what you need to do.”
Now, in light of your discovery, your skepticism had greatly deepened. Would he even consider hiring you based on your own merits, or were things already prearranged, again?
Not wanting your journey to have been entirely futile, you eventually resolved to engage in conversation with the head chef.
"Fine. But don't think you're off the hook so easily.”
Mari remained as calm and confident as ever, not perceiving your warning as particularly grave.
Shifting her focus back to the mustachioed man, she offered an innocent smile. "She's more feisty than she looks.”
Zeff was a far cry from the serious former pirate you remembered. Whether this change was a result of Mari's visit or merely a buoyed spirit, you couldn't really tell.
"I'll keep that in mind," He said with a hearty chuckle. “Come on, this way.”
As he pivoted to guide you to a more secluded area, Mari offered a gentle shove on your back and flashed two thumbs up. Despite her encouragement, uncertainty lingered in you as you quietly followed the the man with the pegged leg towards the known environment of his office.
The chef settled comfortably into the chair behind his desk, courteously offering the one in front of him for you. As you sat down, you played with your fingers, unsure about how to initiate the dialogue.
Eventually, you posed the most straightforward question that came to mind.
"May I inquire about how you know my friend, sir?”
Zeff grasped his long white hat, setting it delicately on the table and revealing his tousled blond short hair. "Ah, that's quite a story that she might want to share with you herself.”
You arched an eyebrow with no intention of backing down, anticipating further explanation.
He sighed deeply, then confessed, "I knew her father, a long time ago.”
From your recollections, the man had met a tragic end in a maritime accident when Mari was but a child, the specifics of which she had never wished to divulge. By the time you first encountered her, he was already gone. She consistently spoke of him as a hero she aimed to emulate - a figure of strong morality and impressive fighting prowess.
It wasn’t hard for you to grasp the truth behind what she hadn't disclosed.
Delving deeper into it, you asked, "He was a pirate, wasn’t he?"
“….Aye.”
Considering her personality and her typical approach to handling things, it indeed provided a believable explanation.
And then, you could see a wave of melancholy wash over Zeff's features.
"She's a good kid," he continued. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree”
Regrettably, you couldn't entirely concur with that sentiment. "Sometimes it does, but that's a different story.”
Zeff watched you with intense scrutiny, observing as you lowered and shook your head in an attempt to dispel unwanted memories.
"Did you want to ask me something?”
Tightening your grip on your knees, you confirmed. “I do, sir.”
“Go on, then.”
It seemed that Mari hadn't actually revealed your intentions to the chef. Either that, or he was exceptionally good at concealing it.
"Firstly, I wanted to sincerely apologize again for the actions of my ex-fiancé during our last visit.”
"Nah, you shouldn't be the one apologizing," he emphasized.
"I accompanied him here, so it falls on me. I wanted to ask if there's any way I could make amends for the ruined food and damages.”
Zeff pondered your question, stroking the top of his big mustache. “What do you have in mind?”
You swallowed your nervousness, doing your best to articulate a suitable proposal without stumbling over your words.
"Is there any possibility that I could.... work here?”
Just as anticipated, a look of surprise slightly enlarged his eyes. "You want to work in my restaurant?”
"For as long as you deem appropriate. I don't have much to offer, but I could... maybe undertake cleaning duties? Wash the dishes? Things like that. I don’t require any compensation.”
When he persisted in his silence, you were consumed with apprehension that he might belittle you. What could a girl like you, primarily groomed to appear attractive and agreeable to affluent men, possibly contribute to a restaurant like his?
"I understand that I'm not exactly an ideal candidate. My cooking skills are quite basic, and I don't have any standout abilities that would make me a valuable addition to your team.”
He paid careful attention, noting how your eyes sparkled with unwavering conviction.
"But I'm a quick learner, and I'm really skilled at polishing things.”
"Why here? Why the Baratie?”
His interest was sincere, and it was highly probable that Zeff was trying to understand you and your motivations.
“If you want to work for me because of what that worthless excuse of a man did, don't bother.”
How could you possibly explain to him the depth of your interest, proving that it extended way beyond merely settling a debt?
As per Mari's advice, the most advantageous way to secure the job was to communicate your thoughts openly and honestly. Your brightest prospect of success stemmed from utilizing your innate strengths and maintaining your true self.
You had spent your entire life in pretense, masquerading as someone you never wanted to become.
"Sir, may I speak frankly?”
“Please do.”
And surely, Zeff was not a man to be readily influenced by insincere proclamations.
"I genuinely like it here. I spent an entire evening in your kitchen, and I was impressed by the passion and teamwork of your employees," you expressed. "From a young age, I was instructed to be assertive in all aspects of my life, all in the pursuit of finding a suitable husband who could provide political advantages for my parents.”
A large, unpleasant lump was developing in your throat, but you chose to disregard it.
“I had no voice in any decision, not once was I allowed to choose my own path. I was constantly reminded that I held no value on my own, and unfortunately, I started to believe it.”
The man’s gaze softened and his shoulders eased.
"For once, I want to choose for myself, to prove that I am more than what they led me to convince myself of.”
"Prove to whom, to them?”
“To myself.”
Suddenly, you felt a surge of tenacity that you never thought you could summon, realizing you had nothing left to lose.
"I'm not a chef, nor am I an experienced waitress. All I'm asking for is a chance, without anyone else dictate who I am.”
A silence descended between you two. Zeff's expression transformed to one of seriousness and focus, his eyes narrowing. The fact that he didn't dismiss you outright and was prepared to pause his work to listen was a hopeful sign. However, the impact of your words was still uncertain.
Eventually, he reacted with a pleased "hah!", evidently valuing your honest admission.
“Just so we’re clear,” he started, “Working here won’t be easy.”
"I'm not expecting it to be, sir.”
"We rise early, and the kitchen needs to be operational at all times.”
“Naturally.”
You were not one to oversleep or shirk your responsibilities anyway.
"It can turn into a real mess, with many dishes and pans to scrub.”
"I'm accustomed to putting a lot of elbow grease.”
The more you answered, the more satisfied he seemed. He sported a friendly and gentle smile, complemented by his long, twisted mustache.
"If you work, you get paid. You don’t owe me anything. Understood?”
“Yes sir.”
His intentions were unequivocally transparent, leaving no margin for error. However, despite the apparent success of your request, your mind was struggling to process it.
“And just another thing,” he uttered. “Whatever is happening between you and the Little Eggplant, it needs to stay out of my kitchen.”
Though he didn't seem noticeably irritated, the mere mention of Sanji was enough to instantly set you on edge.
"Oh... no, I don't.... we... I mean, there’s nothing going on.”
With a subtle smirk, Zeff let out a muffled chuckle before picking up his hat and resettling it on his head. "You start tomorrow morning, be ready at dawn. ”
You stared at him, mouth wide open in sheer incredulity, letting his words sink in. “Wait, that’s it?”
"I thought you wanted the job.”
"I do! It's just... I wasn't expecting you would accept.”
Zeff took a deep breath and released it with a prolonged exhalation. “You are asking me, and I don’t see any compelling reason to decline.”
"You… you’re not doing this because of Mari, right?”
“If you’re under the impression that I would hire you based on someone else’s endorsement, you are mistaken.”
You were at a loss for words to express your feelings. Relief, joy, and excitement all coursed through you simultaneously.
"I see something in you. They may have led you to believe otherwise, but whoever fed you that crap was blinded by their ignorance.”
"I... thank you, sir.”
Your parents overlooked your value despite your numerous attempts to prove yourself. How could he recognize it so effortlessly, just through that brief narrative of your life?
From everything Sanji had shared with you about the head chef, you had anticipated him to be somewhat difficult to engage with. In reality, he surpassed all your expectations, proving to be a man of depth and remarkable insight.
As Zeff rose, steadying himself on his foot and peg, you followed his lead. The walk to the dining room had an unreal quality, as if you were moving within a bubble, wrestling with something that verged on being a product of your imagination.
Yet, it was as real as it could possibly be.
Zeff offered one last piece of advice, pledging to formally introduce you to the staff by day's end. Mari, in response, immediately wrapped her arms around you, celebrating your success and assuring her old friend that he would never regret bringing you on board.
As the chef left to return to his responsibilities, Sanji reappeared, throwing inquisitive glances your way as Mari energetically shook your hands, her fingers entwined with yours. Part of you pondered if it would be best to keep it a secret until the last possible moment, but you could sense his curiosity gnawing at him.
Considering the fact that you had unexpectedly returned only to request a meeting with his boss, you couldn't really find fault with it.
With a single nod of her head, your friend granted you the honor of announcing the news, stepping aside and moving back to the table. You felt unready and unsure of his potential reaction. The thought of him being disappointed, possibly even losing interest in you, was creating a distressing knot in your stomach.
Regardless, there was no turning back for you, and you were committed to see it through to the end.
"Well, you see, starting from tomorrow, we're going to be coworkers.”
There it was, you had dropped the bombshell right in front of him. Your breath hitched again as you waited, watching his facial expression transform from confusion, to surprise, and then to quiet contemplation. After that initial moment of astonishment, his bright and loving smile re-emerged.
"Now I have an additional reason to fulfill my duty. Welcome to the Baratie, Y/N.”
Needless to say, the urge to hug him once more was irresistible. Your arms encircled his neck as you rose on your toes. It was a spontaneous act, carried out without much deliberation, fueled by your escalating emotions.
And your heart skipped a beat when he returned the gesture, tenderly supporting your back and soothingly caressing it with his hands.
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Title: Four Tulips
Author: 1016anon
Fandom: Bridgerton
Pairings: Anthony Bridgerton/Kate Sharma, Thomas Dorset/Kate Sharma
Summary: Anthony is a strategic mastermind.
A/N - Not proofread. Yes, this will have a Home Evacuation Alert, don't worry. It's fluffy. Anthony's just being an idiot, as usual.
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It was the plan to end all plans.
Anthony congratulated himself on his tactical genius. He even devised a clever name: Operation Doorstop.
Let the record show that Anthony had, over the years, made a sincere effort to befriend Kate. It was not his fault that she had rejected each and every olive branch.
He had realized sophomore year of high school that it was juvenile for him and Kate to be sworn rivals. They were no longer freshmen, wide-eyed and innocent of the ways of the larger world. They were sophisticated, jaded citizens in possession of driver's permits which allowed them to operate two ton machinery capable of going 120 miles per hour carrying four to seven life forms. Surely they were mature enough to let bygones be bygones and agree that Anthony was the better debater.
Alas, it was not to be. For whatever reason, Kate took exception to this and a rivalry which had been confined to debate team (and any class they shared where debate was possible) soon spread like mushroom spores to every part of their lives. And unlike a ring of toadstools, it was not a magical experience.
Now nearing the end of his junior year, it was imperative (for reasons of university applications, but mostly pride) that he become captain of the debate team. Why they could not be co-captains was obvious: in any contest between Kate and Anthony, there had to be a winner. There was none of the wishy-washy "everyone is a winner" bullshit. Besides, high school was preparing them to be Adults In The Real World, where one did not become co-president, or share gold medals at the podium.
Someone always had to be at the top.
In other words, Anthony had to beat Kate. But they were deadlocked in an arms race, too evenly matched. Anthony somehow had to gain an edge; and what better way to gain such an edge by using psychological warfare and spy games to divert Kate's attention?
This was the lesson Anthony took away from the Cold War. (Proving he had missed the entire point of that particular history lesson, but moving on.)
Anthony had no choice. He had to use the nuclear option. The circumstances were dire enough to justify the decision.
Adults knew that teenagers were soggy croutons in the French onion soup of gonads and prefrontal cortex development.
But teenagers--
Teenagers thought they were noodles in the broth of love.
Anthony, as a wise, worldly junior in high school who used aftershave and owned more than two suits, understood the finer points of teenage psychology. The best distraction-- the way to victory and becoming captain of the debate team and putting it officially on his college applications-- was to get Kate a boyfriend.
She wasn't going to suddenly change extracurricular activities. They had practically all the same classes; she wouldn't have a sudden influx of homework. No-- the way to reduce the amount of time Kate had to prepare for the debate which would determine the course of Anthony's future by demonstrating to college admissions officers that he was a well rounded student with proven leadership skills (and hopefully led their team to victory next year) was to distract her with a boyfriend.
And as it happened, Anthony had, over the profound eternity of five teenage years, gathered all kinds of useless trivia about Kate that could only be gotten between sworn rivals.
Did anyone else care about which three questions Kate got wrong on the biology final their freshman year? No. But Anthony cared knew and remembered.
Did anyone else know by how many seconds Kate beat the school record at 100 meter hurdles? Yes, and his name was Simon, but he didn't count.
Did anyone else understand why Kate had a My Little Pony keychain? Fine, a few people, but did they know why it was Fluttershy? (It was an inside joke with her stepmom, Mary.)
All of this useless trivia, however, turned out to have a very good use. It was all valuable intelligence; these key details allowed Anthony to create an astoundingly good profile of the unsub named Kate Sharma. (No, he did not consider himself to be Hotch-- just because they had dark hair and Anthony had delusions of being in charge of everything didn't mean they were similar, Ben. Anthony fancied himself more of a Reid, i.e. a genius.)
Over the years, the unsub had demonstrated a preference for dark haired individuals-- male, female, trans, and non-binary-- who had a "sense of humor." (Anthony scoffed; everyone thought they had a "sense of humor," and everyone thought they wanted to date a person with a "sense of humor." Colin had an excellent sense of humor. Colin also had less sense than natural selection gave to a guppy.)
Back to the matter at hand, the unsub Kate Sharma's relationships did not last for more than a month, fizzling out for reasons unknown. (Siena refrained from pointing out to Kate that it was because she spent every single day after school with Anthony. At debate club.) She remained on friendly terms with all her exes and did not like getting coffee for a first date.
How did Anthony know this? Because they'd been working late and needed coffee. They went to the local coffee shop full of chintzy fat sofas and plaid wingback chairs (what garage sale from hell they came from, Anthony did not want to know); Kate complained that her dates always brought her here. She grumbled that the shop served mediocre masala chai and was covered in grad school students wearing noise cancelling headphones working studiously on their laptops watching Maru stuffing his adorable head into yet another box.
Anthony took exception to this. There was nothing wrong with watching Maru stuff his head into yet another box. Kate conceded that cats in boxes were cute, but there was nothing better than watching a row of guinea pigs waiting patiently in line for dinner and bouncing off with a carrot three times the size of their body.
The unsub Kate did not like to watch videos of corgis, despite having a corgi named Newton at home. So named because an apple had fallen on his head as a puppy; that day, Newton took a solemn vow to destroy all apples and its derivatives. He'd gone crazy when Edwina brought home apple blossom lotion, barking at Edwina with a look of determination on his face, as though was going to rescue her from the body-snatching apples.
Consequently, the unsub Kate loved apple pie a la mode simply because she could not have it at home. She admitted that she probably wouldn't care much for it otherwise, but if she ordered apple pie for dessert, Appa had to also let her drink a whole cup of coffee to cover the smell. Given that the first time she had apple pie was when she was eight, Anthony felt this explained a lot about her.
No, she did not drink coffee at eight years of age. At eight years of age, she got a second dessert if she ordered apple pie.
"So what you're saying is that you don't actually like apple pie, you like all the benefits that come with it."
"Mm hmm," she agreed, crumbs of pie crust on her lips. "So, what are you going to buy me?"
"What? Nothing! Get something for yourself!"
"You were the one who offered by buy dessert. Now you have to face the consequences."
"Newton can herd sheep for all I care, I'm not getting you anything else."
"Worth a try," she shrugged. "Are you going to have the rest of that?"
"Stay away from my cheesecake, Sharma. I'm warning you."
Right, so the point was that Anthony weaponized all this knowledge for Operation Doorstop.
First, he chose a suitable target.
Siena: "You want me to date my best friend. So that you can be captain of the debate team."
"No," (yes), "I just think you'd be good together."
Anthony made the mistake of opening his spiral bound three-subject notebook.
"Let me see that--"
"Wait, Siena, don't--"
"Oh my god-- is this a list?"
"It's not what it looks like--"
"Candidates must be: tolerable, dutiful, suitable enough lips for French kissing, and at least half a brain, preferably with a sense of humor. You have a suggested list of first dates?!"
"Give that back to me," he snatched it out of her hands.
"Ant, what the hell?"
"She has a type," he grumbled.
"You are insane. Why can't you be co-captains?"
"Because!"
"Oh my god, that's exactly what Kate said too."
"Wait, you've talked about debate team with Kate?"
"Nope, no, I'm not getting in the middle of this. This is between the two of you."
"So... is that a no?"
Siena just stared at him like he was an imbecile and walked away.
"Right," Anthony crossed her name off the list.
--
Operation Doorstop had come to something of a standstill.
He arranged interview with all the potential candidates and they fell short.
One didn't know about the Peloponnesian War; another didn't understand the sociological and economic importance of shifting fiscal responsibility of the household to women. Another couldn't name the composer of a classical harp piece; still another didn't know that the Rite of Spring was a dance, not the soundtrack to the animated dinosaur battle in Disney's Fantasia.
Anthony almost considered giving up on Operation Doorstop-- he was devoting too much time and energy to it and not enough time to arguing with Kate.
Then: a miracle.
Thomas Dorset.
Dorset was the answer to all of Anthony's problems. Once Kate and Dorset started dating, she wouldn't have time to prepare for the all important debate which would determine who became team captain. Anthony's plan wasn't malicious-- she would have a consolation prize, after all. Dorset was a good guy. He checked all the boxes. Anthony wondered why he hadn't thought of Dorset in the first place.
Now all he had to do was set them up on a date and he'd be captain of the debate team.
Win, win, win, for all parties involved.
--
"What do you think of Tom?"
"Tom?" she frowned. "Tom who?"
"Dorset."
"We're friends. I had world history with him last year, why?"
"Nothing, no reason."
Kate narrowed her eyes, scrutinizing him.
"Did he say something?"
"Who?" Anthony asked.
"Tom."
"No. I just wondered if you knew him."
"You asked me what I think of him, not whether I knew him," she replied. "I don't think he'll do well on the debate team."
"Why do you say that?"
"I mean, he's smart and knows what he's talking about, but he doesn't really enjoy confrontation. He rarely participated in debates last year in history."
"But you think he's smart."
"Yes? What is this really about, Anthony."
"Nothing. I just wondered," he paused. "Would you date him?"
Kate looked like she had no idea how to answer that question.
Anthony shrugged.
"You think he's smart, I mean. He sounds like your type."
"Why are we talking about my dating life? Wait-- do you keep track of my dating life?"
"Of course I don't. It's just been a while since you told me about one of your conquests--"
"They're not conquests, I've told you a million times--"
"And the dance is coming up--"
"That's in two months."
"Hazards of growing up with Daph."
"Oh, I meant to ask," Kate grinned sweetly, never a good sign. "Has Simon asked her out yet?"
"WHAT?!"
"Daphne and Simon. It's obvious to everyone they like each other."
"She's a freshman! He's a junior!"
"He's a good guy."
"She's my little sister!"
"So? He's your best friend."
"Exactly!"
"I can't believe you," Kate rolled her eyes. "You'd better not warn him off her."
"He's known her since she was nine!"
"They're sweet. Anthony, there's no harm in it--"
"Oh, and I suppose you'd be fine with Eddie dating me."
Kate made a face.
"That's different-- you and I aren't friends."
Something in Anthony's heart fell when she said that. It must have shown on his face because she hurriedly said,
"I meant-- we're rivals. Frenemies."
Anthony smiled wryly.
"And frenemies don't let younger siblings date frenemies."
"Yes," she nodded emphatically. "See? You get me."
"I don't think I do."
Then, Anthony had a brilliant idea.
"I won't say a word about Simon and Daph--"
"Good"
"If you go on a date with Tom."
"What? Why would I-- I don't even like him like that!"
"You're asking me to do something uncomfortable, I only think it's fair I ask the same."
"Did he put you up to this?"
"No."
"Are you and Ben betting on me again?"
"I have never bet on you in anything. It's your friends-- Siena, Gen, and Marina."
"As though George and Desmond aren't the same. And your brothers."
"This is not a bet. I promise you."
"Then what is, Anthony?"
"I don't know," he shrugged. "He's looks at you sometimes."
"You look at me. You stare at me."
"Frenemies," he smiled.
"Ugh. So if I say yes, you promise you won't make a big deal about Simon and Daph."
"I give you my word."
"Ugh."
"And you won't have to listen to Eddie complain about Daph interrupting her time with El."
"Don't remind me," Kate shuddered. "I'm scarred for life."
"You're scarred? How do you think I feel?"
"I'm fairly certain El didn't subject you to a play by play description of--"
"I can't hear you," Anthony said, covering his ears.
She flipped him off.
"So?" he asked.
"So what?"
"You know."
"Fine. One date. But he's never going to ask me."
--
"Whatever you do, don't take her to the corner coffee shop, she hates it there."
"Okay," Dorset looked at him, amused.
"And if she asks for a second dessert after apple pie, always get it for her. And she will order apple pie, I guarantee you."
"Ant, are you sure you don't want to date her?"
"What? Me? Of course not," Anthony said, as though the very notion was ridiculous. "She hates me. We're rivals. Frenemies."
"I don't think spending every afternoon in each other's company is considered hatred."
"It's because we're arguing," he said, dismissive. "She like tulips, but I guess they're out of season."
"Look, Ant, Kate and I are good friends and I like her, but I don't think she returns the feeling."
"She hasn't had a chance to get to you know you."
"Because... she spends all her time with you."
"Look, just ask her. She might say yes."
"I'd rather not have my ego crushed."
"Jack was stupid. And he's not her type."
Dorset's eyebrows, which were already quite high, seemed to be making a bid for an Olympic record.
"You and Kate have a lot in common, I promise you. She goes to India very other summer to visit her family."
"What do you get out of all this?"
"Pardon?"
"You're trying to set me up with your frenemy, Ant, so I wondered what you get out of all this."
"Oh. Well, I can't be nice once in a while?"
Tom laughed.
"Does it matter what I get out of it? You'll be happy, she'll be happy, I'll be happy. We'll all be happy, the reason doesn't really matter."
"I think the reason you'll be happy will matter a lot," Tom shook his head, smiling. "But this is clearly about Kate and she's more than capable of handling you."
"Your vote of confidence is much appreciated."
"If things go wrong, I'm placing the blame firmly on you."
"Absolutely."
"And you're certain you don't want to date her?"
"One hundred percent."
"All right. What have I got to lose?"
"See? You get me."
--
"So."
"So what?"
"You're smiling. I see my plan is working."
"He told me you coached him on everything."
"I wanted to give him a fighting chance. So? It went well?"
Kate blushed.
"He's very sweet."
"I don't want to know details."
"I was going to give you any," she rolled her eyes. "We're going on a second date next weekend."
"I told you, he's your type."
"You're going to hold this over my head for the rest of time, aren't you."
"When I'm right, I'm right."
"Yes, and when you're wrong, you're so terribly wrong."
"See, Kate, I know you."
She looked at him a little strangely.
"I suppose you do."
"And, I know I'm going to crush your arguments at practice tomorrow."
"You wish."
"Then what're waiting for? Give me your best shot."
--
"Hey, Kate."
"Oh--" Kate turned to see Anthony leaning against the locker. "Hi, Anthony."
"You're the only person who says my full name."
"Am I?"
"You've never called me Ant."
"I never noticed," she shrugged, putting her books in her bag.
"Practice?"
"Not today. Tom and I are, um, going to see a movie."
Anthony didn't understand why his heart felt like it was slowly, slowly rolling down a hill.
"Told you I was right."
Kate made a face.
"You were, so go away and bug someone else."
"Kate," Tom came up to them. "Ready to go?"
"Yeah. I was just telling this one to stop being so smug."
Tom laughed.
"I don't think that's possible. It's part of his charm."
"I'm standing right here, thanks."
"Oh, is that you, Ant? Didn't see you there," Tom joked.
"Ant!" Simon called.
"Looks like I've gotta run. Have fun on your date!"
Tom opted for the genial, "Thanks, we will," while Kate just told him, "Have fun at practice."
Anthony saluted and walked to Simon.
"They look surprisingly good together," Simon remarked.
Kate chose that moment to give Tom a peck on the cheek, which made the other boy turn red. Anthony watched her tease him, her smile wide and clear.
"Yeah," Anthony replied. "Yeah they do."
--
Operation Doorstop: Successful.
Anthony: Strategic Mastermind.
Onward to victory.
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