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threeseventhsugar · 1 year

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Interviever [to Apollo]: So, how does it feel having a boyfriend who's so out of your league?

Apollo: Well-

Klavier, grabbing the mic: It feels amazing. Fantastic. Still don't know how I did it.

#found it on my phone #idk where it came from #ace attorney #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney klavier #aa klavier #apollo x klavier #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes

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tonguesofsilence · 3 months

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Wtf is this filter.

#personal #possum filter #found it on my phone

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fluffydancer618 · 2 years

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She's gone

#found it on my phone #so now it's your obligation to look at it #i need a tag for rambling

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pencilcat · 2 years

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#i found this on my phone and it still remains relevant #especially with Twitter quite literally going up in flames right now

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saewokhrisz · 4 months

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2/2 "gift"

#happy 2/2 people enjoy #[shuts off my phone and opens p3r]#albeit im posting this according to japanese time because im too excited to sit on it more...#this is actually based on a real story i bought a pomegranate two weeks ago and found out it was rotten when i tried to peel it i was so sa #shuake #ren amamiya #goro akechi #persona 5 #persona #fanart #my art #comic

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sinfullyrosey · 2 months

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Y/N, looking at Azul’s baby picture: Oh wow, you were so shaped. So squishy and soft. Full of so much chub to love.

Azul: What are you talking about?? I was a fat, ugly octopus!

Y/N: Fat? Yes. Ugly? No. You were a proper butterball, of whom I would have held and kneaded like dough. Bake you right into an adorable cutiepie.~

Azul: I don’t know what is wrong with your brain and eyes, but I most certainly was not adorable as a kid! Now give me that- *tries to swipe back the picture*

Y/N, dodging him: Nope. You were lovable and round and oh-so baby.~

Azul: I was unlovable! Not like I am now!

Y/N: Oh shut up, that’s just the insecurities and unresolved childhood trauma talking!

Azul: My younger self would ink himself if he saw me now!

Y/N: You peaked in your childhood and will never reach that same level of endearment until you reclaim the chub you so foolishly threw away.

Azul: . . .

Y/N: Your childhood longing is calling, Azul. Answer it.

[Jade and Floyd watching this all go down in the doorway]

Floyd, shoveling popcorn into his mouth: Yeah, Azul, answer it!

Jade: Yes, heed their words, Azul, so that we can partake in your chub too.~

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Azul Ashengrotto #Floyd Leech #Jade Leech #Azul Ashengrotto X Reader #GN!Reader #found this old thing and found it stupidly funny #I think I wrote this at like 3AM when I couldn't sleep or something..?#I know I wrote more short joke fics and they're all on my phone somewhere in my notes but I can't find them

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #elle woods #That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it #Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.

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anarchistmemecollective · 2 months

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#source unknown found in my phone from years ago

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barbsart · 8 months

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Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

#I forgot I made these but I found them while scrolling through my phone gallery instead of going to bed #star trek #spirk #spock #kirk #spock/kirk

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charaznablescanontoyota · 3 months

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portrait of the artist with 10 minutes left at work

download mad rat monday my final message

#i put my bluetooth headphones on and my phone started autoplaying mad rat monday #and i was like. yeah. sure. this is what we're doing i guess #i also mask at work it was just funnier to draw my completely neutral base expression #edit oh god chongo found this. big fan of your work. the rest of you are not getting this post sorry

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ink--theory · 2 months

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i believe agent 8 and parallel canon should kiss, as a little treat :3c

#ended up doing 2 versions cuz my phone is dumb and thought it didn't save the 1st time so I ended up redoing it :/#found out it DID save so I just ended up making a ver. with my agents and a more 'canon' looking ver. lol #splatoon #side order #agent 8 #agent 4 #parallel canon #agent 32 #ig??????#my art shit #'I can fix her' <- agent 8 after her 20th battle against parallel canon or smth idk

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hedgehog-moss · 2 months

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Scrolling through your blog makes me feel like I'm stumbling through an unnaturally silent snowy forest with no knowledge of how I got here or how I'll return home. The vibes are excellent 100/10

That's such a lovely description! thank you <3 I think the answer to the questions of how you got here and how you'll return home is simple: by following Pandolf's eerie and whimsical wanderings.