Smol’s Fanfic Masterlist
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Hey! I've been a writer since 2020 and I'm heavily committed to the fandoms I'm in! If you want me to write about a character in HC's or a Drabble don't be afraid to ask! I’m more of an A03 Writer than I am on Tumblr; please keep that in mind.
Professor Sycamore (Pokémon X & Y)
You're not from around here, are you?
Making summer camp memories
Through the Firey flames of passion!
Stuck in the middle of chaos and rebirth (Poly with Lysandre)
The only tea shop in lumiose
I’d free up my schedule for you
Finding the missing piece in Alola
Speeding down the ski slopes (Poly with Lysandre)
Snowed in!
Running through a lucid dream
A couple of nerds on a roller coaster
Musician in the making
Experiencing the life of the city and forests
A couple on a empty campus
See you at the softball field!
How the mighty fall
Lie with me in a bed of daisies
The finest dish in Kalos!
The Balance on Paiso
I’m not just your average mechanic
Fix your grammar
Breaking the 4th wall!
I’m not much a bug person
A deity in human clothing
A well needed trip to the masseuse
Road Trip
Harmonic Memories
Holiday lab Parties
Lysandre (Pokémon X & Y)
Getting the lion’s attention
Speeding down the ski slopes (Poly with Professor Sycamore)
Stuck in the middle of chaos and rebirth (Poly with Professor Sycamore)
Alfred Molina Characters
You’re rarer than the Medal of Honor Randall Pepperidge (Pink Panther 2)
Playing Doctor Sir Jeremy Burtom (The imposters)
Corpse of the Mine Reverend Leland Drury (White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf)
Under the Algae Jim Bussey (The Water Man)
Monster in the Lecture Hall Derek Knight (Monsters University)
Electrifying Love Hugh Weldon (Pete’s Meteor)
Costume Mishap Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Dessert of a Lifetime Comte de Reynaud (Chocolat)
Beyond Curfew Sgt. Steven Dunlop (The Little Traitor)
Campus escapade Frank Burton (Abduction)
Lap Space? Free Real Estate. Jim Bussey (The Water Man)
Christmas. A Year later. Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Soft Spells and Sweatpants Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Way Back When Snidely Whiplash (Dudley Do-Right)
Mentally buried by Snow Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
I do love a working man Paul Weller (Breakable You)
Whiskey on The Rocks Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
The Villain I Appear to Be Snidely Whiplash (Dudley Do-Right)
Diving Too Deep Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
A Magical Masterpiece (Maybe a Catastrophe) Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Painting the Past Diego Rivera (Frida)
He’s Just a Guppy and I’m a Killer Whale Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
A Friend on The Other Side Derek Knight (Monsters University)(Sequel to Monster in The Lecture Hall)
My Little Soldier Konstantin “Kostya” Dmitrievich Levin (Anna Karenina 1997)
Peering Through a Shattered Looking Glass King of Hearts (Alfred Molina Fancast)
Your Body is My Canvas Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
To Transform... To Lose Oneself.. Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Drabbles on Tumblr
Professor Sycamore date hcs (Pokemon X & Y)
Lysandre date hcs (Pokemon X & Y)
Mayday’s Playdate Otto Octavius, Peter Parker, and Mayday Parker (Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, NWH, and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)
Double-shift Drowsiness Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Once Upon A Dream Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
KoH HeadCannons King of Hearts (Alfred Molina Fancast)
You gave my heart a jumpstart (literally) Professor Sycamore (Pokémon X & Y)
Sick!Reader Drabble Professor Sycamore (Pokémon X & Y)
Courted by Aurthian Times! Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Dating Pre accident!Otto (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Maxim with a magical child (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Meeting Otto in college (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Meeting the Comte on holiday Comte de Reynaud (Chocolat)
Being the Spouse of a Supervillain Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Boop reaction hc (variety) Otto Octavius, Maxim Horvath, Hugh Weldon,Snidely Whiplash, Kostya, Comte de Reynaud, and Armand Gamache
Vacationing with Otto (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Dating Post NWH Otto (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
Yandere Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Alien! Steven Arden (Species)
Doc Ock Visits a Doctor (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
What a drag..Queen. Robert Aldrich (Feud)
This is why we can’t have nice things Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2 & NWH)
The mysterious medallion Ares (Wonder Woman 2009)
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024): Perplexingly tepid retro pastiche of HEATHERS and EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, about a teenage outcast (Kathryn Newton) who befriends a reanimated 19th century corpse (Cole Sprouse), leading to murder and mayhem as they try to get him the spare parts he needs to be a Real Boy.
The premise promises grisly fun, but Diablo Cody's hopelessly muddled script undersells the central romance, takes a weirdly ambivalent attitude toward its own violence (which fails as both horror and revenge fantasy), and awkwardly nerfs both the gore and the obviously necrophiliac overtones in pursuit of a misguided PG-13 rating (which I'm astonished it actually received, given the content).
It's clear that Cody and director Zelda Williams are big fans of the older cult classics the film endlessly quotes and paraphrases, but it's equally clear that they've failed to grasp what works (and doesn't) about those movies, much less how to combine their various homages into a coherent original story; LISA FRANKENSTEIN has no real satiric direction of its own and is only intermittently funny. (Also, despite the title, the film, which is set in 1989, includes no vintage Lisa Frank designs, the filmmakers having apparently blown their entire licensing budget on REO Speedwagon and Echo and the Bunnymen songs.)
This could have been a slam-dunk for people who grew up loving the movies it references, but you'd be better off just (re)watching HEATHERS instead.
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