#frieza fanfiction

[saiyanmazen]

Opportunities

Namek AU where Bulma seduces Vegeta, kills Frieza, almost gets killed by her seducee and it's then that the serious trouble starts.

Also known as the PWP that got away from me.

Chapter 5 (and an added chapter 2) has just been posted:

[rumblebat]

Cell & Frieza were the winners of the poll!! You folks sure know how to pick them! >;3c Please enjoy the story, mind the CW’s, and read at your own risk.

rating: [MA-X] - for a mature audience cw: smut/(n)sfw, threesome, language, slight dub-con, implied fem reader (with gn pronouns), lack of protection, slight breeding kink, frieza reverts back to his 2nd form word count: 2,584

sneak peek: "If you wish to be treated like a slut, so be it, but don't say we didn't warn you..little one.~"

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You sat on the couch, sighing and looking around at the other guests at the party. You were invited by Zarbon to join in on the fun. It wasn't like he wanted to invite you, it seemed more like a pity invite. Your eyes rolled as you watched the guest have their fun.

"Why am I even here...?" You mumbled to yourself, leaning back in your seat. The spot next to you filled, causing you to look over. The Lord and Empire of the Universe himself sat beside you. 'What the hell is Lord Frieza doing here?!'. You blinked and looked at him as he drank from his cup.

"Not much of a party person, are you (y/n)?" Frieza asked, looking into his cup. You stared at him. He turned his head, his piercing red eyes looked back at you. "Well?"

You quickly looked away and nodded your head. He was right, you weren't much of a "party person". All you did was do your work, keep your head down, and go back to your quarters to repeat the next day. Frieza watched your body language and chuckled to himself.

"My, aren't you a nervous one? Don't worry, unwind a little. It is a party after all. Not a party for me, but you should still have fun." He hummed and took another sip. You nodded your head and looked back at him. Before you could ask a question, a large shadow loomed over you both.

Frieza's eyes looked up. His nose scrunched at the figure in front of you both. "Cell…" He choked out in disgust, "And what do I owe the unplease..?" The figure chuckled deeply. "No pleasure at all? That's a little rude of you, Frieza?" You looked up, nearly hurting your neck. The figure was an odd one. He looked like a large cicada but had a gorgeous face and pale hands. You couldn't keep your eyes off of him, and he noticed. Cell crouched down and took your hand, gently kissing it. "Well, are you cute enough to eat.." He purred, "I'm Perfect Cell, little one…but you can just call me Cell." He said, his charming yet deep voice almost threw you into a trance.

Frieza clicked his tongue, clearing his throat. "This is my acquaintance that works for me, (y/n). Isn't that right?" You nod, not losing eye contact with Cell. His deep, hungry gaze switched over from you to Frieza. "Oh? And how come they couldn't say their own name??" Cell questioned the smaller tyrant. Frieza smirked, nearly wanting to rip Cell apart. "Maybe if you stop staring at my workers like some kind of five-course meal, they can speak." Cell laughed and nodded his head. "You think that's the reason? Fine." He looked back at you and smiled, "Tell me your name, little one."

You looked at him then back at Frieza. His face was covered in hidden anger. "Go on. Anwser the rouch." Cell growled at the insult, but then quickly changed back to his charming self. "Um…I'm (y/n)." You answered with a warm smile. Cell chuckled and gently rubbed your cheek. "There we go..~" Your breath nearly got stuck in your throat. Frieza leaned over and swatted his hand away. "Enough of that, Cell. Don't you have more people to absorb?" He hissed. Cell chuckled and grabbed your wrist, "Sure, you could say that…and thanks to you, I found the next person I want to taste." He said, looking at you. Quickly, Cell stood up and looked in the direction of Zarbon. "Hey, Zar. I found my closet buddy!" You were completely lost. Closet buddy?

Zarbon walked over and looked down at you, his towering figure along with Cell's was something truly beautiful to look at. Zarbon's face changed and looked at Cell, "Them? Really?" Cell proudly nodded and held you up by your wrist. "Why yes. Is there a problem?" Zarbon scoffed and shook his head, "Of course not… just didn't take you as the type of person to be into lower life forms. You are a kinky bastard." He softly pushed Cell, causing him to chuckle too. "Now, make your way to the closet -" Before Zarbon could finish his sentence, Frieza shot up from his seat. "You aren't taking them, without me!" Cell and Zarbon both looked down at the tyrant. Zarbon was shocked and nearly dropped to the floor. "My Lord, are you…are you serious about this?" Frieza grabbed your other hand and held it up. "I was going to have them in the closet with me when it was my turn. If Cell takes them now, I want them as well." Cell rolled his eyes and huffed. Zarbon looked at all three of you, nodding his head. Of course, he couldn't say no to his boss.

With all the fighting slightly subsiding, Zarbon leads you and the other two to a large closet. "Seven minutes is all you have. Not a minute over…unless Lord Frieza says so." Zarbon nodded down at the smaller alien. Cell nodded quickly and shoved you into the closet. "Yes, yes. Unless the purple brat says otherwise. We get it, now let's get a move on. I'm hungry…~" He hummed, ducking into the closet. His ominous chuckle slightly echos. Frieza cringed at his disgusting wording and sighed. "Zarbon, if I knock twice before the time is up. Open the door." Zarbon blinked and slowly nodded, not understanding the meaning of that.

In the closet, you sat on the floor. Once the door closed, everything was eerily quiet and dark. You looked around, catching a glimpse of Cell's and Frieza's eyes. They both looked at each other, but Cell's was the one that moved closer to you. He held you up and pinned you to the wall, leaning over to gently place soft kisses around your neck. He wasted no time. You, on the other hand, tried to push him away. This was happening way too fast. You grunted and gasped, moaned, and begged for him to slow down. He only chuckled and exhaled against your skin causing you to shudder.

"Frieza never told me you smelled so good when you're scared…~ But there is no reason for that, I won't hurt you or do anything to harm you unless you want me to…~ I'm here to only have fun.~" He growled in his chest, feeling a strong hand touch his shoulder. Once he turned his head, the figure behind him didn't look like Frieza. It looked more like his father, but it was Frieza; just his second form. "You're enjoying yourself too much. You'll ruin your appetite that way.." Frieza's deeper voice shocked you both. Cell smirked and chuckled at the sentence. "Fine, then come and share this with me." Frieza scoffed at the proposal and pulled you away from the wall. Gently placing you against his bigger and broader chest.

Cell continued to kiss along your neck, gently grinding up against you. Your head started to feel light and you nearly yelped when Cell bites down. Frieza growled at this, slowly guiding his hands to your chest. You mewled out, trying to keep quiet. Frieza leaned over to kiss the shell of your ear, "You don't have to be quiet. If they hear you, I'll deal with them…~" He huffed, licking along your ear. You nodded and started to moan softly. Cell looked over at Frieza, who had the same idea in mind. They both nodded and laid you on the ground.

You opened your eyes and looked up, seeing both of these large figures towering over you. You felt so small, weak…yet, you wanted to have both of them. "H-hurry up.." You said softly. They both looked down at you, their eyes seeming to glow brighter once you said that. "I want to..keep going." Cell crouched down to you and cocked his head to the side. "Well, aren't you impatient? Fine, we'll get on with it. Frieza?" He said, looking back up at the larger alien. Frieza chuckled and got on his knees. "I hope you don't mind us both having our way then." You shook your head, signaling that everything was okay for you. Frieza smirked and quickly got to it, taking off your bottoms and undergarments. Cell did the same to your top. Once you lay nude on the floor, Frieza got to work. Quickly placing cold kisses on your thighs, dragging his tongue along them also. You shudder and meet the soft lips of Cell. Frieza raised your legs, pulling you closer to him. He leaned back down, slowly eating you out. You moaned loudly into the kiss, causing Cell to grunt. The sudden spark of pleasure nearly drove you wild. Cell couldn't take much longer of this. He pulled away, gently pawing at this black codpiece, and growled.

"(y/n)." Cell began, and you opened your eyes to see a large member in front of you. "Open your mouth, wide." He panted out. You had no idea where his member came from, but there was no time for that. You opened your mouth, lulling out your tongue. With no warning, Cell shoved his member deep inside your throat. He growled and placed his hand on your throat. "Getting weaker I see?" He cooed, groaning as you clawed and tightened around his member. Frieza watched as Cell rocked his hips against your face. "Give them time to breathe, Cell. They are still my employee." Frieza said through slurps. Cell nodded his head and panted, pulling away from you. You coughed and breathed out, "D-don't worry, If I need to breathe. I'll tap your leg…j-just give it to me please!" You said, hunger filled your eyes. Cell nearly lost it at your words. "If you wish to be treated like a slut, so be it, but don't say we didn't warn you..little one.~" Cell placed a heavy hand on your throat again, jamming his cock back into your mouth. Your muffled cries and moans caused Frieza to lose control. His usual regal and proper attitude was completely out the window.

Quickly, Frieza sat up and huffed. He put his decency to the side and started to stroke his bulging member. Cell chuckled at Frieza, "Don't worry Frieza, we still have a few minutes left…take your time with the dessert.~" The empire didn't listen. His mind was too focused on your smell and the pleasure that coursed through him. He lifted your legs up again and rushed his cock inside of you. You screamed out, Cell hunched over at the sudden pain. You dug your nails into him. "Ah! Damn it!!" Cell growled and moved his hips back before pumping his cock in and out of your throat. "F-Frieza, stop being so damn hard-headed and be careful! You're not the only one doing something here!" Frieza glared up at him, bucking his hips into you, "Why don't you just shut it, Cell? Enjoy them while you can. They're all mine once this idiotic party is over." Cell clicked his tongue and pulled out. He quickly moved you away from Frieza and rolled onto his back, gently laying you on top of him. Your back met with his cool, hard chest.

"Now Frieza," He began, "If you aren't going to properly share your dessert with me, I'll just have to take what I want." Cell said as he started to spread your legs wide. Your face grew a deep shade of red, "Now then, (y/n). You've been awfully quiet, and I find that quite rude." He started as he aimed his cock at your slick opening. "I want you, to tell us what you want.." He said in a gruff whisper. You whimpered and gasped as you were slowly filled, "P…please.." You started, "I..want to cum! I want you both to make me cum!" You cried. Cell chuckled deeply, looking up at Frieza, "I'm sure we can both fit, why don't you join me?~" Frieza's red eyes glowed with lust. He eyed you and glared at Cell, "Fine. I'll join.." He crawled over to you both, caging you between him and Cell. His member rubbed up against Cell and nudged up against you.

You both looked at Frieza, Cell kissed your neck and whispered, "Relax, just let him in. You'll enjoy this, I promise." You gulped and panted heavily. Frieza managed to squeeze inside and howled in slight pain, but soon melted into pleasure. You threw your head back, resting it on Cell's shoulder. "That's it, just give in.~" He huffed and started to buck his hips up. Frieza matched his pace, moaning softly. You were on the verge of screaming out for them to stop, but the pleasure soon started to swarm you. As they both hit your most sensitive spots, you cried out their name. Cell laughed loudly, spreading your legs wider and pounded deeper into you. Frieza hissed and grabbed your ankles, pushing your legs back. You felt like you were being ripped apart. The pleasure started to build up more and more for everyone. Cell panted, turning your head to look at him, "You feel so good. So…perfect. I could eat you up in one fucking bite!~" He growled and grabbed your jaw, wrapping his other arm around your torso. "Speak up, pet. Tell us what you want! Now!" Frieza glared down at you, "Listen to us and we'll give it to you!" He adjusted himself, fixing the position he was in to squat over you. This caused him to go deeper.

Your eyes rolled back, you were nearly there. "F-fuck!! Please!! Just…let me cum!!" You cried out, repeating the word 'please' over and over again. The two men looked at each other through the darkness and nodded. Ramming their raging cocks deeper inside of you, their pace quickened. Cell gave you soft praise while Frieza degraded you, you were in a whirl of emotions and pleasure. "I knew you were a weak slut when I hired you!! You're nothing more than a sick, twisted bitch that needs to be bred!" Frieza roared out, cumming inside of you. He hissed and exhaled through his teeth, riding out his orgasm like a feral animal. He leaned over, letting go of your ankles, and clawed at the walls. Cell chuckled again before letting out a low moan, he leaned over to bite you. You were overstimulated and wailed out, crying and cumming at the same time. Your legs started to shake as you managed to squirt your essence on the tyrant and the android. "Y-yes! Yes!" Cell panted out, pumping his and Frieza's cum deeper in you, "Let go! Give in to your desires!" He kissed your neck and back. You bite your lip, your eyes start to roll back before everything started to fade.

Frieza let out a low groan as he pulled out of you. Cell hummed in delight as he pulled away too, gently placing you on the floor. "Well, that was delicious. Thank you, (y/n), for the meal. I couldn't get enough.~" He said, amused at his work. Frieza, back in his usual form, came over to look at what was done. The entire closet was a mess and it smelled. He scrunched up his nose and looked at Cell, "We should help clean them up. I would hate for our new toy to be any more humiliated." Cell nodded and helped, "Our, lhuh?" Frieza stayed silent and glared as he gently cleaned you. "Don't fucking push it."

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[sixx-writes]

Do you write for cooler? If so, may i request yandere Cooler with fem human darling?

cw: noncon, yandere!cooler, f!reader, size difference, mind break(ish), dumbification, cunnilingus, big cock Summary: Cooler takes an interest in reader upon discovering that his brother is having relations with a human. (It’s the same reader from Desire but this can be read with or without reading Desire first). (also, yes anon, I hope Cooler gets a retcon like Broly did one day.. his design is too good for it not to happen dammit T_T)

Cooler discovered something truly unbelievable when going to speak with his brother leaving him unsure how to handle it. His initial response was apprehension, disgust, and then curiosity. It seemed that Frieza had reached sexual maturity at some point since his last visit and had chosen to copulate with a human. It was shocking because Frieza hated the Saiyans even more than he. They were practically the same species visually speaking (minus the tail) so Cooler was baffled as to why Frieza would bring himself down to such a level. Furthermore, Frieza was no longer in heat, yet Cooler could smell the scent of your recent copulation. No more than a few hours before his arrival. The other aliens onboard must know as well and that was why they gave you such a wide berth when they saw you coming. Although it seemed you yourself had no idea the effect you had on your fellow army members Cooler noted.

You were so distracted you didn't notice Cooler coming towards you and ran right into him bouncing off his muscular chest and colliding with the wall where you bounced off. Your eyes were wide with shock upon seeing Cooler's face, no doubt you had no idea Frieza even had a brother, and had never seen another like him until now. Frieza doesn’t exactly go out of his way to start conversations involving his older sibling after all. Cooler doesn't feel particularly angry with your clumsiness and doesn't miss the shameless once over you give him before your eyes nervously dart back up to his face. "S-Sorry," you mutter feeling your cheeks heat up. "I haven't seen you on the ship before," Cooler said, "what is your purpose here?" He's intentionally posed the question to make you uncomfortable and it works. He doesn't hide his smirk when your blush deepens no doubt thinking about what you and Frieza had been doing a little while ago. There are bruises on the insides of your thighs that have only just begun to fade and you try to close your legs discreetly, "I'm a mechanic. I take care of the wiring and ship repairs.." "I'm aware of what being a mechanic entails. Is that all?" Cooler's tail is thrashing behind him giving away how much he's enjoying your squirming. Your eyes widen, "Y-Yes?" Cooler is then called away to speak with Frieza leaving you confused and nearly in a panic. Frieza had forbade you from telling anyone what you and he had done, were still doing, yet it seemed that his brother knew exactly what was going on from the moment he laid eyes on you. While you knew practically nothing about Cooler what you did know was that the two siblings didn’t get along if the thick tension that filled the ship were any indication since Cooler’s arrival. If Frieza even suspected you had told his brother what was happening you couldn’t even begin to imagine the shit storm that would come your way. Little did you know that the storm was already building and it wouldn’t be coming from Frieza when it finally hit. Cooler had decided to stay close for a while much to his brother’s growing agitation which he often took out on your body for hours. You wondered why he even bothered telling you to conceal the truth when it was very obvious from how much time you were spending in the emperor’s quarters. The true danger you were in became apparent when Frieza was called away to deal with affairs on some planet that would most likely end up as dust and you were told to remain behind on the ship with Cooler. You had noticed his strange growing interest in you over the past weeks with the way he would initiate conversation in the moments you were alone and Frieza was indisposed unaware of what was happening. You’d thought of saying something more than once to Frieza but it also scared you to think of what might happen with so much animosity between the brothers already. They may just end up nuking the entire ship in a Ki explosion killing you and everyone onboard. “Why do you look so guilty I wonder?” You gasped at the sound of Cooler’s voice. You could never get used to how similar he sounded to Freiza yet somehow less effeminate and more commanding. He had approached without you noticing and you felt a swell of annoyance which you quickly buried, “I’m not guilty of anything, my Lord. If you’ll excuse me-” “What does my brother see in you? I simply can’t understand it.” You froze at the direct accusation before you could stop yourself. Cooler had never outwardly mentioned your ‘relationship’ with Frieza although it was obvious that he knew. “I have no idea what you mean,” you said almost keeping the tremor out of your voice. Cooler took a step closer, “I think you do, little human.” Your heart rate seemed to double as you ran through the possibilities of escape finding none. Cooler and Frieza held all the authority here and any attempt at asking for help from any of the other army members would mean death for them and you. You opened your mouth to speak and closed it again feeling something against your leg. Cooler’s tail was around your calf stroking against your bare skin. You couldn’t help the conditioned response to the contact feeling the faintest of flutters in your stomach. Cooler was tall in comparison to his younger brother in his base form and quite muscular so it wasn’t as if he were unappealing to look at. Cooler could see you respond to him when he had barely even touched you and he smiled, “I would like to understand. Wouldn’t you like that too?” Too late you tried to speak your denial but his tail moved higher around your thigh dangerously close to grazing your covered sex. When had he gotten so close? He was towering over you, his presence filling the entire room, the entire ship reduced to the tiny space the two of you occupied. An isolated room that served as your work quarters with all of your tools inside and also away from everyone else. None of the others had any reason to come and interrupt whatever Cooler had in mind for you. You were dizzy that not only Frieza had taken a sexual interest in you but now Cooler as well. You had thought his intentions were to use your activities together to shame his brother somehow. Now you weren’t so sure. Now you were terrified of the repercussions if Frieza found out; which he certainly would given how quickly Cooler had caught on. What you didn’t know was the depths of Cooler’s interest in you. It had twisted into something dark and covetous, obsession that even he would never admit, and that was why he had orchestrated this entire situation. The two of you alone on Frieza’s ship at last so that he could relieve himself of these urges once and for all. This curiosity as he called it. Just the scent of your wet cunt defiled by Frieza’s cum had driven him into nearly taking you more than once to show you what being fucked really meant for one of his kind. Frieza was immature and lacked experience to the point that he shoved his cock into anything just to relieve his first heat proved as much. You were wavering, trembling with fear, “I-I.. we shouldn’t, my Lord.” “You would refuse?” The grip on your thigh tightened and you hissed through your teeth. Cooler’s put on smile turned sinister making your insides drop. You didn’t actually have a choice in anything you knew. While Cooler was less barbaric than Frieza towards his own men he was still cruel in his own way. “That is unfortunate,” he said, “that you are more afraid of my brother than you are of me.” “Wait-!” Cooler’s tail drags along your dampened sex and you gasp when his hand closes around your throat pinning you against the wall in a singular movement. You want to plead for him not to but your air is cut off and it only intensifies the stimulation at your swelling nether lips. With his other hand Cooler tears off your armor to expose the shape of your body to him leaving nothing hidden with the under layer’s tight fit. There are already frustrated tears bubbling in your eyes as he exposes your breasts to his lustful gaze. Cooler told himself that he would take his time with you for this and not act like a fumbling virgin as Frieza most likely had rushing things too quickly. However, the growing scent of your arousal and the sight of your nude body causes those inhibitions to falter. While he was older and more experienced it seemed he had underestimated the appeal of  the human form, or you in particular. He studies your face tearing his attention away from your hardened nipples burning your expression into his memory. You look absolutely wrecked already when he hasn’t even gotten started yet. You’re so responsive to everything that he does it’s unbelievably addictive toying with your body. He presses harder against your cunt and you let out a choked moan. He pinches a nipple roughly and your eyes roll back. All of these things are nearly maddening to witness after abstaining from touching you for so long. Cooler’s slit begins to swell and part from his cock growing too engorged to remain confined within it’s fleshy walls. You notice this and your attention drops to watch it emerging. Only partway out and it’s already nearly as thick as Frieza’s cock in his second form. Images of the first day come back to you remembering how it had felt having a cock that size inside you and you couldn’t help but salivate with anticipation. Cooler is smiling down at you with a psychotic glint in his eye from your reaction. He knows that he is more impressive than his brother in every way and he will savor the moment you know the feeling of his cock. You would only think of Cooler after this any time Frieza tried to fuck you. He would make sure of it. Cooler snaps the crotch of your armor in two without a thought and you whine knowing that you’ll have to return to your private quarters like this afterwards. The grip on your throat lets up slightly when his fingers slide along your folds spreading your wetness. Your desperate sigh betrays you showing where you’re most sensitive and he focuses there rubbing and circling at your clit. “Here, isn’t it?” he purrs, “You aren’t putting up much effort to resist me. Could it be that you wanted this all along? Hmm?” You don’t get the chance to answer before his fingers are gone from your clit and plunging inside you. A gut punched noise slips out from the sudden intrusion of your hole and your breathing goes uneven when he strokes against your spot purposefully. Cooler already understands how to touch you on some level and it’s disorienting in comparison to what it was like with Frieza. “As I thought,” he said smugly, continuing to stroke upwards. A continuous string of quiet mewls are leaking past your lips and you allow your eyes to drift closed fully immersing yourself in the sensations. In another unexpected twist Cooler’s mouth is suddenly against your own, his tongue invading your parted lips the instant your attention drifted. You had no idea if they even understood the concept of kissing (until now) but your brain was turning to absolute mush with the way his tongue and fingers were working in tandem to violate your body. The inside of his mouth was cool like every other part of him and it was such an odd sensation like kissing a corpse. Or what you assumed kissing a corpse would be like. Cooler on the other hand reveled in your warmth, the heat of your tongue against his own driving him into a feverish need to taste you everywhere. In an instant you were flung back onto the table, sending assorted spools of wire and tools flying, spread wide open and left empty with Cooler’s fingers gone from your cunt. He was standing between your legs, fully erect, staring at your exposed insides seeing how tendrils of your nectar collected there. The scent of you was maddening and Cooler could only imagine that your taste would be even better. So there is no hesitation when he lowers himself bringing his face to your cunt.

Now Cooler is the one salivating for what is to come next, his cock almost painfully hard from the sensory overload. “What..? Ah-!”

First, he had kissed you and now, now he was.. Fucking hell. His tongue was very thick and dexterous in it’s collection of your arousal starting from your outer lips and then plunging inside you. He rolls it against your cunt walls so deeply that you can feel the tip brush your cervix. You’re like a woman possessed, arching and sobbing against Cooler’s face, incoherent nonsense spilling past your lips. Kami, if you aren’t the most responsive little thing he’s ever tasted. Cooler simply can’t get enough of your cries and noises swallowing down every bit of your come when you clench around his tongue in no time at all. His tail is alternating between the soft globes of your breasts stroking and playing with your nipples sending pleasurable chills all over your body. Your clit is overly sensitive yet you already felt another orgasm on the horizon from the way his tongue expertly undulated inside you against that spongy patch. Cooler must have known too from the way you were tensing and worked harder to drag you the rest of the way to your peak. You were practically sobbing from the intensity when you came the second time in under a minute and Cooler hummed in approval. You had barely come down from your high when Cooler’s hands were on your thighs and his thick cock was lining up at your puffy entrance. His intense crimson gaze was terrifying; as if he quite literally wanted to devour you until there was nothing left. This wasn’t entirely inaccurate. Cooler’s decision to sate his curiosity had only served to further ignite his obsession for you. He had expected to be disappointed by the experience but you had exceeded this in every way. The ridges of your cunt around his cock were exquisite with the way it felt as if you were sucking him in even while your body could barely take his size was irresistible.  “L-Lord Cooler, please, I can’t,” you babbled while he forced his way deeper inside. Despite his body’s natural lubrication combined with his saliva and your own come the pressure in your cunt was almost unbearable.  The head of Cooler’s cock was much fatter than you were used to and it had you drooling with unhinged bliss. “How is it? Much better than my foolish little brother’s, wouldn’t you say?” Cooler sneered feeling you clench around him. “Feels.. aha..,” you tried to answer but Cooler pressed the last couple of inches so that his hips sat flush against your body. You arched off the table violently, causing it to slide across the floor. You were so impossibly full that you couldn’t think straight, your eyes going unfocused where you stared up at the ceiling. Cooler wasn’t having this; he would make you remember his face so that you would never forget this moment. “Look at me,” he commanded, rolling his hips to get your attention. It took a monumental effort but you somehow managed to bring your teary eyed gaze back to the tall alien glaring down at you. Cooler began to move inside you and you whined struggling to take it. “Don’t look away.” It was then that he fucked you, not merely stretching you out any longer to accommodate him, his need to fill you with his seed could no longer be ignored. You were afraid but also overcome with carnal pleasure near to adoration for what he gave you. For what only he could give you. This was what he wanted to see from you, your mind and body filled with only him, and he grinned wickedly. Your cunt welcomed Cooler eagerly now coating his cock in your creamy surrender on every thrust. The table scraped noisily every time his hips connected with your ass drowning out the choked noises you were making. You were completely lost unable to think about anything other than the feeling of Cooler’s cock bottoming out inside you and he couldn’t help the dark chuckle that slipped out. Your pussy was truly exquisite surrounding him in molten heat and wet muscles that rhythmically milked his cock encouraging him to give it to you harder. When you orgasmed it was pure insanity that struck you like a hurricaine causing you to clench so violently around him he had no choice but to follow with a snarl. His come leaked from your over-stretched hole pooling on the table and further ruining the tatters of your uniform left practically a belt by this point. After this you would never be the same, Cooler could see it in your face, you were ruined only for him now.  Perhaps when he and his brother parted ways he wouldn’t be the only one leaving Frieza’s ship.

[spilledbeans116]

I keep seeing people talking about how they wish there were more “planet Vegeta never got destroyed” Vegeta x reader AU fics and I want to SO BADLY SHOVE the princess saga in their face BUT I REFRAIN BECAUSE IM SHY

Like please read my fic I love it so much and I love Vegeta so much AGDHAGDJAGDJQ and it’s completed and fully posted here on ao3 and here on wattpad

Ask me questions about it in my ask box PLEASE GIVE ME A REASON TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

It’s in my brain rn

[gekioko]

Appule X Reader : On Task

Warnings: Workplace indecency, public masturbation, mentions of alien genitalia, Reader is kind of a prick. Reader is GN. Appule is a frickin’ bottom. Dub-Con?? Implied weaker reader.

First time writing smut … ever, go easy on me. I love Appule man, I gotta share my perverse thoughts with the world.

18+ this is freaky, I’m so sorry.

In charge of the medical ward. Again. Lower tier to mid-ranks like him always got caught with the slack the rest of the higher elites couldn’t be bothered to do. Either that, or duty paperwork, specific mission planning procedures, janitor work, and sometimes even patrols. If they had the right grunts to disperse, elite rankings had no issues pawning off certain duties to those who could be trusted.

And unfortunately for Appule, he had quite the habit of being a yes-man.

Also with him, Y/N, just another grunt he had to show the ropes too. He was used to multi-tasking, if anything this was the perfect opportunity to show you something new. I mean, you’d have to get used to it working under Commander Zarbon, the man can’t ever be bothered to do anything other than go out on lengthy missions, or completely abandoning his duties to train. But compared to how harsh Lord Frieza's other elites were with their personal fleets, you got pretty lucky.

“Y/N, are you getting this?”

The alien scoffed, darting his gaze over to you as the bridge of his snout wrinkled with a smidge of frustration. Appule was wearing himself dry at this point, and with you resting nonchalantly by the wall with your arms folded by your chest, it wasn't really helping him out too much.

“Oh— I've been listening. You get upset if I'm too close, you get upset if I'm too far. Where do you want me?”

You had some nerve talking to him like that. But it wasn’t his place to get onto you. Appule rolled his eyes, catching his lip on his fanged tooth as he pointed to the control-panel board in front of him.

“You can’t possibly learn from off to the side when the buttons are RIGHT here.”

You raised your hands defensively, squeaking your armored boots on the floor as you dragged yourself closer to the frustrated octopus-like man.

“That’s my bad— What’s happening.”

Appule could only turn to Y/N and give them a facial expression that read ‘are you kidding me.’ He sighed, straightening himself out as he looked back at the controls in front of him.

“You mentioned to me before that your planet didn’t have this type of technology.. Last I checked, you seemed rather far behind.”

You wished you could punch that look off of him, that bulbous-headed bastard looked at you with a smug grin, pressing a certain button that filled the healing pod in front of you with a weird teal-ish liquid. “Allow me to catch you up, my dear Y/N.”

Appule rambled on about things you couldn’t care less about, you were supposed to be training to be a mercenary, not somebody’s nurse. He explained to you how certain buttons worked, what they did, and how to complete certain tasks that went along with them.. You listened, watching him explain. Watching him mostly. For someone who didn’t look anything like you, or your species whatsoever, he was kind of cute in a strange way. Not totally hot, but the way he presented himself, his short, rounded snout, the way he bit his lower jaw when he was lost in thought. His face held a lot of unique expression, it was pretty cute in its own way.

The dude was also completely ripped, but that was a whole other subject matter you’d rather hold your tongue on.

Appule of course, subconsciously drew himself closer to you as he explained the subject at hand, being cold-blooded. For someone belonging to a cephalopod-like race, It couldn’t be helped, and it was also completely natural on his part.

“Are you getting all of this, Y/N, you better be. Don’t make me explain myself another time, so help me If I—“

He turned his head to look over at you, the extremely tense man blushed blue, backing up to give the both of you some distance. He was uncomfortably close to you, and with you staring at him like that made his heart race.

“Back up, Y/N, I said get closer, not that close.”

“You’re the one backing up into me, I’ve stayed put like you asked.”

You got a good view with just how tense this man actually was up close, he wasn’t training right this second, but his muscles were so incredibly stiff it looked as though he had been for quite a while.

Appule brushed you off, not wanting to admit fault for subconsciously seeking out the heat radiating off of your body.

“Tch— Not the point, you’d listen to me as your superior if you knew what was best for you.”

“When was the last time you saw a chiropractor, you look like a statue.”

With a surge of found confidence, you had the guts to envelop the grouchy soldier in a hug from behind, wrapping your arms around his torso as Appule hissed from the sensation.

He stiffens, huffing as Y/N’s hands slide down to his thighs, giving them a gentle squeeze. However, he didn’t try to fight you off. Appule isn’t used to people showing interest in him, especially of other races.. Outside of his own race, he wasn’t really seen as an ideal partner, or all that attractive even. But was he going to admit he was touch starved, nope. Not a slight chance.

Luckily, you could read him like a book. For a rough-grunt like him, Appule didn’t stifle his emotions, and was way more bark than bite. Even if he tried to convince you otherwise, he wasn’t good at it.

“What do you think your doing—“

His voice grew quieter, softer. But your grip tightened, pulling his cold-blooded form back flush against your warm body.

Before Appule could complain anymore, your plush lips pressed to the back of his neck, kissing the small, yellow spots that adorned his lavender scales, a sensation that made him shiver quite a bit.

His body relaxed finally, just a little, but he still growled under his breath. Appule’s gaze glinted with unspoken frustration as he grit his teeth just out of your view. “We have a task to focus on at hand, Y/N…”

“Then focus, don’t let me stop you.”

Your soft, warm hands slipped into his spandex shorts, feeling over the area where his cock was supposed to be.. Y/N’s fingers ran over a slit just between his thighs, making the male hang his head as a quiet whimper escaped his lips, growing hard just for you.

Appule’s slick, smooth length throbbed in your hands, it almost felt kind of wet in a weird way. He couldn’t have been more than 6 inches, but the base felt girthy and ribbed as it tapered down to the tip. That was okay, you could work with that surely.

He let out a strained, low groan as Y/N’s warm hands wrapped around his cold, hard length. Appule’s grip on the control panel tightened as he tried to maintain his composure, but it was quickly becoming a lost cause.

“Y/N, stop... I really need to... Hnngh—“

The alien male’s mouth hung open as he let out a low, guttural moan, having you behind him stroking his extremely sensitive manhood ever so gently, it was too much.. Just that bit of stimulation had him seeing stars, especially with how warm your body was pressed up against his own.

His grip on the control panel tightened to the point where his knuckles turned white, his entire body tensed as he fought against the overwhelming pleasure.

“M-Mmhh... Y-Y/N..—“

Appule quickly forgot the task at hand, melting into Y/N’s touch as they had him bent over in such a lewd manner, the spandex speedo he typically wore now below his ankles as he was jerked off while on duty.. This definitely wouldn’t fly if their superiors caught wind of what was happening in here, but hell if it didn’t feel good, he’d die a happy man for sure.

You could feel him buck his hips into your hand, desperate for any kind of friction as the soldier grew closer to his limit. Appule let out a string of muffled moans, voice growing higher in pitch as he reluctantly folded himself over to bury his face into his arms. Y/N had him in such a vulnerable position, and with the way he cried out for you, that wasn’t a bad thing.

“So— Which button drained the healing-tanks again..?”

His words were garbled as he tried to speak, his body convulsing with each stroke of your hand. He could only manage to point at the button with one of his own, his other hand gripping the console for dear life as he approached his peak.

“T-The... Red one...”

“Ahh— I see.. Wait, which latch did I have to pull in order to release the person from the inside?”

Y/N licked the back of his neck, their teeth grazing against his soft, violet scales as their body stacked against his own, their chest-plated armor rubbed against one another as Y/N grinded their own hips into his backside.

His head lolled to the side as he spoke, his words slurred as he was reduced to a moaning, shivering mess. Appule’s hand shook as he pointed to the lever to the right of him.

“The... The one... on the... right...”

“Thank you. Sorry, I forgot..”

Y/N tightened their grip around his stiffened, throbbing cock, breathing deeply into the crook of his neck as they focused on alleviating all of that stress he had been carrying with him for all of this time.

The constant smooth talking was driving him up the wall, and every dirty-nothing that you whispered into the side of his neck had him spilling over the edge. Appule’s mouth hung wide open, body convulsing with the last bit of strength he had as thick, white ropes spilled right into your wonderful hands. He made a complete mess of himself below you, trembling from the aftershock.

One of Y/N’s hands slipped underneath his armor, giving Appule’s firm torso a quick rub while planting soft kisses to flushed cheeks.

“Feeling better, sir?”

You could only chuckle to yourself, watching as your superior scowled, but lacked the stamina to remain angry.

His shoulders slumped forward as he tried to catch his breath, his voice weak and hoarse from the passionate cries that escaped his mouth just seconds prior. Appule could only nod weakly, his body still jelly-like as you rubbed his chest, a small, content purr escaping his throat.

“Y-You're... Evil...”

“About that.. I actually wasn’t paying attention at all, those questions were serious.. Can we go over all of this again?”

You're gonna kill him at this rate, that he was sure of. But maybe it would be worth his while to teach you something new after all, even if it took a while. Perhaps Appule even looked forward to it.

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I write for Frieza Force, All Dragon Ball related Villains, and MHA (any char) btw, if you like this I’m open for requests! *swag* I also love doing descriptive head-canons, I’m extremely good at that.

I do not write lewd of Minors, even aged up. Get out of here with that. Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

[anonymous-harpy]

I feel compelled to write a short drable where Cold won't shut up and his sons not having potential heirs and suggests that he might decide who's going to inherit based on that fact.

And while Cooler is absolutely livid he decides to play along with it, and goes into it with the mentality of "I'm doing this for selfish reasons... But I can also choose to be better"

Cue Frieza and Cooler both having heirs (Test tube babies!) and Cooler actually gets really emotionally attached and forgets why exactly he even decided to have a kid and because number 1 dad

[pleasantspark]

Premature (Oneshot) King Cold x Female Frieza Race! OC (Frigid Cold) + Frieza + Cooler Genre: Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort Tropes: Warnings: King Cold being a good father, Frieza is born premature, Mama Cold is currently traumatized, Frieza's Birth did a number on Mama Cold, Cooler being neglected (In his eyes.), Angst AUs Utilized: Overhaul AU A/n: I decided to write some angst about King Cold and Mama Cold. Let me know if you want a part two. I wrote this to warm up lmfaooo. King Cold POV

"...He's kicking." Is what Frigid told me, it's been nearly 5 months since we found out she was incubating with our second child, my eyes dart over to her, she was hunched over the soft sofa with her hand above her incubation chamber. I nodded, a curt gesture to tell her I heard her, I was still manning my control panel.

"That's... amazing to hear." I said, I blinked for a bit tending back to my work. I still struggled with the news even after 5 months. I wasn't hoping to have another child. I was content with Cooler. But then things lead down a different path and here I was, being a father to another Icijin.

"Are you not happy?"

I paused at Frigid's words, my fingers hovering over the keys of the control panel. My back was faced away from her. I knew she looked completely crestfallen. I sighed, and retracted my fingers from the keys.

"It's... a complicated feeling, My Dear." I said, "But that doesn't mean I won't accept him or her."

Frigid lets out a sigh. "I know, it's just... It was so soon even after..." Frigid began. I nodded, I was in the midst of securing The Alliance with the Saiyan's but that had to be postponed, caring for a new child comes first.

"Yes, prior commitments have to be assorted and pushed to the side, but there's nothing wrong with that." I reassured her. I placed a hand on her shoulder, she looked beautiful. I never really paid attention to her when she was pregnant with Cooler, mainly because of the Mood Swings and constant cravings deterred me away. I had sent most of my soldiers to deal with her.

"I understand, it must go on after all. But the most problem I am more worried about, is Cooler." Frigid said. I looked towards the glass door, where Cooler was slumped and crossed his arm as the nanny I hired, Berryblue who was scolding Cooler for breaking an important device.

Cooler has been oddly different since the announcement of his new title as "brother" he was always happy about being my only. And while I understand, I always told him nothing will change between me and him, and by extension his mother. But he didn't listen.

"I understand, Cooler is just a kid, he needs time to adjust. Surely when his little brother comes along, he'll come around." I said, dispelling any worries from Frigid.

"Now, do you want some of that pudding?"

"He's been doing fine." Berryblue commented, when I asked about Cooler's progress.

"That's good." I said, it's been nearly 3 more months since then, and Cooler has been improving his aloof behavior. And even started spending time with his mother again, the noticeable improvement in Cooler's behavior really surprised me.

"Yes, My Lord. How's Frigid?" Berryblue asked me.

"...She's..." I stopped walking momentarily which caused Berryblue to worry.

"Sir?" She began.

"Frigid... Has been having complications with the incubation." I admitted. She hasn't been feeling interactions with Frieza as of late and had even described a bleak description of Frieza becoming an egg in the womb. I couldn't help but feel worried.

"Complications, you don't mean-"

"No, nothing like that, I assure you. Just, Little Frieza is currently in egg form. I don't know how long unt-"

I was about to explain what's wrong with Frigid before my scouter beeps with an important message from the medic that was head of the Maternity Wing I took it.

"You have reached King Cold, please state your business." I said.

"Frigid has went into early, Labor. King Cold, your son might be born premature, please come down here at once." The voice at the other end said.

"I will be there at once." I said, cutting the call, I turned to Berryblue. "You're on babysitting duty. I have an emergency. Make sure Cooler's accounted for." I didn't give Berryblue a time to respond, I flipped my cape and rushed to the medical wing.

The Medical Wing was currently empty as most soldiers don't really go and heal their wounds that often. I went down a corridor where I was met with another Icijin. He's been the families everything when it came to child care and rearing. He was tapping his clipboard and his head lifted up once he heard my arrival. He bowed to me.

"King Cold." He said, I nodded curtly.

"Where is she?" I asked.

"Come here, she's currently healing from the birthing process." The Doctor had me follow him, I was... Anxious and my nerves were all bundled up. I felt like I was going to throw up.

The room was quiet, until I entered. Frigid was in the bed, hooked up to machines. I was worried and walked to her side.

"What happened?" I asked her. Taking a hand in both of my larger hands.

"I don't remember, all I know was, I handed off Cooler to Berryblue after complaining about stomach pains and feeling dizzy. So I thought I needed some rest. And... I woke up to searing pain, tons of it. And I think my water broke? So I called the doctor..." She said, I furrowed my eyes and looked at the floor.

"Is he okay?" I asked.

"Yes, he's just born premature." Frigid answered.

I nodded, and got up, I went to the royal nursery, and in the middle of the room I saw the egg being incubated. I placed my hand on the glass.

"Don't worry, Frieza. You're going to be extraordinary."

[knifknightkorner]

Dragon Ball Si/OC Fic

Lol shameless self-promotion

Sorry to all the DCxDP people who follow me and don't care about this, just ignore I guess unless you're interested.

Here is the cover for the fanfiction, that I drew myself

Summary: Getting reincarnated in the small body of an evil space tyrant was far from my first choice. Everything goes downhill from the moment I was born into this hellish new life.

Written in 1st (for my/Frieza's parts) and 3rd POV (for anyone else)

This fic is going to handle some heavy topics and will have potentially triggering content. I've got trigger warnings on it so please read those before diving into the fic. Any of the chapters that contain major triggers will have warnings at the start.

I'm insane and have been writing this for the past few months, I have several chapters backlogged and multiple future ones in the works. All of the chapters are at least 1k words long and I'm working on writing longer ones. A large chunk of this fic is already planned out so I should be able to push chapters out on a weekly basis.

Links to read the first chapter on various sites:

Ao3

Wattpad

Quotev

[jazzystudios82]

Dragon Ball: Bride of the Destroyer AU 🌹

Synopsis:

"Follow the story of Brier, wife of God of Destruction Beerus, as she makes friends with Goku and the Z-Fighters and goes on wild adventures with her husband, best friend Whis, and Goku and co. Witness the chaotic misadventures as they encounter over zealous gods, partake in inter dimensional tournaments, and learn to combat against the return of the villainous Frieza, who's partnered with an ancient evil that is as old (perhaps even older) as Grand Zeno himself."

Titles:

Book One: His Lovely Rose

Book Two: Black Magic

Book Three: Survival of the Fittest

Book Four: Divine Wrath

A Heavenly Marriage: A Bride of the Destroyer Novel

Black Jade: A Bride of the Destroyer Collection

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I hope that you give this story a chance! Likes and shares are appreciated!

[will-art]

Hi everyone !

It’s just an artwork of my DBZ OC, when she was in Freeza Army

I hope you will love her design as much as me. Oh, maybe.. mmm.. I don’t remember if I’ve already introduce this OC… so, just in case, her name is Dress and before Dragon Ball ‘events she was in Freeza army as subordinate like Zabon and Dodoria.

I would like to draw her history in comics, but I don’t have the time and the talent required to do that 🥲

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[gemalia]

Miscellaneous Facts about the Quartet

I have a bunch of random facts that are canon to me about my Pan, Bulla, Kuriza, and Cell Junior. A lot of them will never see the light of day in my series, so I might as well jot them down here.

Bulla likes collecting old school, 'retro' technology and toys (e.g. lollipop phones, password-locked diaries etc.)

Junior enjoys listening to Nicki Minaj (the only real-world pop star with a counterpart in the DB world)

Kuriza doesn't know the specifics of Arcosian asexual reproduction

Kuriza's favourite planet before Earth was Freeza Planet 32, a planet full of tall trees and luscious rainforest

Pan dislikes her mother's cooking even though Gohan loves it

Pan has a bigger manipulative streak than Bulla, contrary to popular belief

Junior is a prodigy at anything arts related

In terms of combat power, from weakest to strongest: Pan, Kuriza, Bulla, Junior

In terms of battle prowess/technique, from weakest to strongest: Kuriza, Bulla, Pan, Junior

Junior is the fusion that resulted from all the Cell Juniors on Monster Island fusing into one (after seeing Trunks and Goten do the fusion dance during their time there) and then never unfusing due to them all being genetically identical

Junior has a bigger appetite than the others

Kuriza has the smallest appetite

Kuriza enjoys seafood the best

Bulla's favourite colour is pink

Junior knows exactly how Arcosian asexual reproduction goes, but he won't tell Kuriza about it

Junior doesn't enjoy spending time with Pan's family because he feels Gohan and Videl don't like him

Pan's favourite food are the burgers from Mr Satan World (a fast food chain her family owns)

As of Dominion, Pan is the only one of the quartet to attend a regular human school

Bulla was pulled out of kindergarten at a young age as she was too ahead of her peers and could not connect with them

Junior, Bulla, and Kuriza attend school together at Capsule Corp., taught by specialised teachers hired and thoroughly screened by Bulma herself

Kuriza got into Freeza's wine stash once and got absolutely wasted over half a bottle of it

Pan has a wide collection of fictional books and a whole section of her family's library dedicated to them

Bulla is not interested in fiction, and only reads non-fiction

Junior wants to learn electric guitar

Junior thinks skateboarding is cool, but also thinks it doesn't go fast enough

Junior plans to attach rocket boosters to a skateboard at some point and try it out

The one who does best at traditional schooling is Pan

In terms of raw intelligence, however, Bulla is unchallenged

Bulla struggles to feel empathy

Socially, Pan is the most well-adjusted

Bulla listens to Ann Azuki, even though she is considered to be outdated and about to retire from the idol scene

Pan likes ballads

Kuriza likes instrumental music

Both Bulla and Junior have photographic memories

Junior does the best in high-pressure situations

The one with the shortest temper is Bulla, though she is quick to forgive and forget in most circumstances

Pan has a slow, deep style of anger that takes a while to manifest; she holds grudges and will not usually forgive people who have wronged her

Pan is the reigning champion of the Junior Division (which made a return after the 28th) from the 29th to 30th World Tournament, securing her latest title just months before the events of Dominion

Junior spent approximately 4 years in the wild by himself before he was discovered by Android 17

Kuriza was born from Freeza alone, an outlier in Arcosian reproduction as asexual reproduction is a last resort of their species; despite this, they are somehow not genetically identical

Bulla and Kuriza are baseball fans, much to Yamcha's bemusement (but overall delight)

Pan loves and respects martial arts the most out of all of them

Pan is the only one of the quartet to have friends outside of their group

Junior has a phone that has a cover with the pattern of Cell's skin on it

[theseawitch-1102]

For the conqueror of the worlds, Lord Cooler, seeing how his star soldier was showered with attention and gifts had never caused him any problem, after all he knew that they meant nothing. Nothing would keep his captain from his duty, from his job, but more importantly.... from his side.

 But everything changes the day that Salza seems to fall under the charm of a letter from one of his admirers. The world seems to have lost its sense...

Basically this is a simple one shot idea that I'm working on xD Cooler I don't think you can live with your secret crush anymore, if your loved one gets a partner, it's time to act.

[karume-everything-else]

Day 22 "I'll be fine"

Reader x Freiza [DBZ]

You rarely had anything to do, despite being a high-ranking "soldier" in Freiza's main ship. Though the truth was that you were his lover, he was just extremely embarrassed since his species didn't procreate the way humans did. Not that you minded the way things were, or that you had to teach Freiza about intimacy. It was just how this relationship was.

As you walked around the ship, not entirely sure what you could do around here. This whole place was so very beyond you in every way. Entering your room, you settled on the small bed. The weight of how little you fit in here was setting in alongside you.

You were just a human and yet you were on an alien ship going through space. There was nothing for you to do because you were only here because a powerful alien wanted you around. You had nothing to worry about... And that was all you could worry about.

Frieza entered your room, and despite him making noise doing so you were too wrapped up in your mental trappings. He made sure no one else was close enough to see how differently he treated you. Given that he really didn't want to own up to having these feelings in the first place. You not having to salute him, or having anything to do around the ship, or even having an obtainable title within the army itself.

He knew others were extremely jealous of your position as his right hand and was checking for bruises. But the fact that you weren't responding at all to his presence worried him.

"[Name]." A sharp tail flick pulled you out of your trance, "What are you doing? Has anyone said anything to you? Or done anything to you? Tell me."

"No, no." You sat up a little straighter, "I haven't really been around anyone since this morning."

"Then what's wrong?" Frieza left his floating chair and sat next to you on the bed, "Why are you behaving like this?"

"I'll be fine Freiza." You tried to smile, "I was just thinking."

A soft hum escaped the horned man, "That doesn't track at all. You don't hide away in here when you think about things."

You turned away, not wanting to admit to it. Not wanting him to think you were upset over something in the relationship. It was just something you felt was wrong with you, not this situation at large.

"What's wrong." Freiza forcibly pulled you against himself, "You know that I want to help when I can. I can't help you if I don't what's wrong."

"I just..." You tried whispering, hoping he wouldn't hear, "I don't know what to do around here. ...and I'm worried that you'll get bored of me."

"I won't though. Not with how insanely wild your ideas become in quick-thinking situations." Freiza rubbed your shoulder, "You make yourself seem so much worse than you are. Er... uh..."

He turned away, muttering several things trying to word a better response. But stopped when you kissed his cheek, settling into your hug.

[rumblebat]

hello, my dearest reader! 🩶

I am back with another poll. As similar to the last one: the one that has the most votes will get their story first, then so on and so forth.

I’m wanting to do a few special Halloween stories for you all! 🎃 Buuuuut, I want your input. It will be in an older fashion, remember 7 minutes in Heaven? Oh yes, the memories!!

[spilledbeans116]

DBZ: The Princess Saga

Annnnnnnd the first two chapters are published! Thank you so much to all of you who have followed before I even posted my first chapter, I hope you all like it and I appreciate all the support.

You can read the first two chapters on Wattpad here, or continue reading the first chapter of the fic below! I hope to upload on A03 as well soon, I just have to wait for my request to go through :)

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Vegeta x Reader - 2,033 Words - SFW

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A timeline where planet Vegeta was never destroyed. Y/N works alongside Vegeta in the palace as his royal guard and servant.

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    "I hate having to wear shit like this," The prince grumbled, tugging at his wrist cuffs and fidgeting with the golden buttons fixed upon them. His tail swished around in annoyance behind him as he glared at the damned things. He was wearing a cream top, with puffed out sleeves be fit for royalty and the likes. While the sleeves billowed around his muscular arms, the piece encasing his chest was tightly fit; it was very different from his usual attire, but then again this wasn't a normal night. You reached forward and smoothed out his collar, buttoning three of the five buttons leading to his neck.

    "I know you do," you replied, moving away to hand him the dark black button up vest that would be worn over top of the flowing shirt. He snatched it from your hands as he slid it on, rolling his eyes as he waited for you to button it for him. It matched nicely with his black dress shoes and pants, and his tail flicked about one last time before it wrapped around his waist and snaked its way through his belt loops tightly.

    "Don't give me that mocking tone, woman." He growled as he shoved you away. You took this all in stride, as it was your job. "Don't get so close to me either." He was especially grumpy today.

    "My prince, it's my duty to ensure you're ready for events like this as well as to keep you protected during them." You replied calmly. "Standing close to you is something I'm forced to do as your maid and part of your royal guard."

    He grunted at that as you grabbed his cloak off the mannequin and began to walk back over to him. "Please, as if you'd be better at protecting me than I would be at defending myself. I'm at least three times as strong as you."

    You smiled as you clipped on the golden buttons of the cape, both of which displayed his family's insignia, onto his shoulders and affixed the golden chain that connected the two so that it lay across his chest. "Of course that's true, but my purpose is to prevent you from having to waste energy on things that are minuscule in comparison to your power."

    You reached over his shoulders and began to pull the cape out, allowing it to fan behind him. Your breathing must have bothered him as he shoved you away again.

    "Get off me woman, that's too damn close," he growled, turning away from you as the royal blue cape swept out behind him.

    "Of course my prince." You could see the tips of his ears heat up.

    "Stop calling me that." He spat.

    "Yes my prince."

    "Woman, you are testing my patience today."

    "Last time I didn't use honorifics in front of guests, your majesty, you threatened to send me to an uninhabited planet to die."

    He glanced over his shoulder at you again, his brows tightly knit together as he regarded you. "I'd never actually do that to you."

    "Sometimes it's hard to tell, Vegeta." You giggled slightly.

    He did not like the way you called him your prince, but somehow referring to him by his first name bothered him even more right now. The way it rolled off your tongue gave him goosebumps and sent a chill down his spine. "Don't call me that either."

    "As you wish your highness," you bowed and smirked up at him.

    "Think of something else," he growled. "I won't have you mocking me this entire event."

    "Okay Veggie." That one was your favorite.

    His tail bushed up around his waist before he quickly huffed and turned away from you. "You know I hate it when you call me that, knock it off."

    "I could leave you nameless," you giggled a bit more. He then glared at you and you stopped, knowing that you were probably one more name away from getting kicked out of his room. "It's not every night the king hosts a ball in your honor."

    He scoffed, looking himself over in the mirror. "Please, you act like it's a thing of honor. You know I'll be covered in women all night like they're damn fleas."

    "Well sire, that does come with the process of finding a mate," you teased. "Plus I really doubt you're all that unhappy about it."

    "I am." He frowned, turning to look at you again. "I don't need a mate nor do I have time for one. I want to train and get stronger than my father."

    "Well you can still do that, just with a princess at your side. I'll keep my distance tonight so you can-"

    He cut you off before you could finish. "You will not. I need someone to keep me company that isn't trying to get in my pants." He squinted at you, "or maybe you are too." That caused you to laugh and his frown deepened as his brows furrowed. "What, are you saying I'm not attractive?"

    You wiped away the tears forming in your eyes as your laugh echoed around the room. "No no sire, it's just that I'm.. what's the term you use? 'A low-class runt.' I hardly think my opinion matters on things like this."

    He rolled his eyes. "Why are you being so formal tonight?"

    You simply shrugged, "trying to get used to it so I don't look like an idiot in front of high society." You couldn't stop the sigh that escaped from your lips as you spoke.

    You were surprised to see a smile rising to the prince's face. "Don't worry, you'll do that anyway!" He doubled over and held his stomach as he started to laugh hysterically.

    "Geez thanks Veggie, you truly honor me." You crossed your arms as he smirked.

    "Don't call me that. Also there's the attitude I'm used to."

    "Yeah, the key word there is YOU'RE used to. If I slip up and call you a dumbass in front of anyone else I'll lose my job. Hell, I'll lose my head."

    "I wouldn't let that happen to you." Your eyes met for a moment before you sheepishly looked away. His face was as serious as you had seen it in awhile; you'd be lying if you said his words didn't make your heart flutter a bit.

    You shook your head slightly to clear it, stepping over towards his large bed and replied, "awww does his highness care about me? A low class warrior?"

    "Absolutely not! It would just take too long to train another maid to do your job."

    You began to tidy up his bed, which he had been lounging in all day after his morning training session. He despised Kakarot, but you knew that he was the only one on Planet Vegeta, other than the King, who rivaled the prince. You could care less, as you quite enjoyed him and his brother's company. It was nice to be able to have friends in the barracks; it made palace life a little less lonely. You knew they'd both be at the first part of the matchmaking ceremony tonight as well, more than likely working as guards for the higher ups.

    "Don't forget to fluff my pillows how I like," Vegeta said, crossing his arms and smirking. He enjoyed watching you clean while he didn't even have to lift a finger; he found it amusing. He also just enjoyed being able to look at you and your silly mannerisms, like how your tail kinked up when you got annoyed or how you made sure to follow his every direction carefully, as agitated as you may get with his orders.

    "Don't forget to fluff my pillows," you grumbled under your breath, mocking him.

    "What was that?" He growled.

    "I said to go brush your teeth, or do I have to do that for you as well?" You looked up to find him staring at you, a mischievous light seemed to gleam in his eyes and moments later you were brushing his teeth for him in the bathroom. Gods he was a pain.

    Afterwards you quickly washed your hands and dried them on the towel by the sink, once again stepping into the Prince's room. Room? The damn thing was the size of your parents house. He had a massive bed befit with white sheets and a royal blue quilt, a couch, a tv, a massive closet the size of your servants quarters, a coffee table and even a damned small fountain built into the floor in front of the doors to the balcony.

    "Are you wearing that?" The prince asked, motioning to your outfit. You wore a simple dark blue one piece jumpsuit, with your white armor over the top of it and white gloves on your hands that matched your boots. It corresponded with the prince's typical attire, separating you from the rest of the palace servants. It wasn't as heavily armored as the clothing Raditz and Kakarot had to wear at all times, but it was enough protection in case anyone ever dared to try and harm the prince and you had to fight them off.

    "Actually no, I have a dress I need to change into but I was more worried about getting you cleaned up."

    Vegeta's expression was hard to read for a moment before it went back to his typical annoyed look. "A dress? Seriously? Since when do you want to look nice?" You shrugged in response.

    "King's orders. He wants everyone looking nice for this."

    "He doesn't have you all wear dresses to our normal banquets."

    "Well sire, this isn't a normal banquet and I won't be running food to you today or serving you wine, so proper attire is required."

    "I thought I said to knock it off with the fancy talk, and you'll absolutely still be my servant." He was like an annoying dog; All he did was bark orders and never shut up.

    "And I thought I told you I value my life," You said, walking up to him and poking him in the chest. He swatted your hand away in annoyance.

    "Don't touch me. Now go get changed so we can get this over with."

    You smirked. "You do realize this is a four day event, right?"

    "It's a WHAT?" He growled, clenching his fists at his sides.

    "Yeah," you giggled, lifting your hand to count the events on your fingers. "Tonight is the meet and greet 'keeping up appearances' bull shit dance, tomorrow is the feast, the next day is where they fight for your honor and the final day is where you announce your mate."

    "I feel like a damn circus performer! Who the hell came up with this?" He growled.

    "Your ancestors," You replied casually, rolling your eyes.

    "Fuck them," he spat. "And you better not be all over Kakarot again tonight. I shouldn't have to call for you to get your attention."

    "He's my friend, and you hardly let me see him enough as is with your constant complaining."

    "You don't need friends."

    "I'm not a stone hearted loner like you." You replied with a smirk. You grabbed your dress from its folded spot on the coffee table and stood at attention, waiting for the prince to release you.

    "Why are you looking at me like that," he asked, once again fidgeting with his cufflinks and mumbling under his breath about them.

    You cleared your throat and held out the folded pile of fabric in your hands. Servants weren't allowed to ask to go somewhere, you had to be sent. While usually he couldn't care less about what you did, you wanted to get as much practice in as you could before the ball to prevent a slip up.

    Vegeta's face flushed when he realized you were asking to leave and go change. "You damned woman, go already! Hell, just use my bathroom, it'll be faster."

    "Thank you my prince," You said, bowing and giving him a wink. His face flushed more.

    "For the final time, don't call me that!" He yelled as you laughed and ran through the bathroom door, locking it behind you with a click.

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Updating this like a million years later but hey! If you like what you’ve read here (and this is only the starting point), then I have good news for you! The princess saga is 100% completed and ready for you to read here on ao3 and here on wattpad. Thanks so much for the support, and I hope you like what comes next!!! :)

[undertheravenswings]

Very early morning fanfic rambling-

So I have had the idea for a really silly and kinda sad DB fic. It’s especially just an alternate timeline of the main.

The whole thing is especially about freeza & cooler reconnecting after freeza being dead for essentially 16 years - at least if my math is right-

And them kinda realizing that actually don’t hate each other guts completely. And most of their hatred for each other was instigated by their father - intentionally or not-and they actually joined focus to become the biggest problem that universe 7 has ever fucking seen!

Most of the stories kinda start right after the broly movie-2018- freeza sents cooler off to earth to search for a McGuffin of some sorts - I work out what it is at some point-

And ends up finding something way better. A 5’5 theft whom seemingly was able to got toe to toe with him men. So of course once he knocks him out in like one little tap - because it’s fucking cooler- ends up taking him back to his brother as a new toy/weapon 

And at this point it just becomes a weird mix of these two brothers healing and learning how to actually be a normalish family with their new little pet whom freeza is borderline obsessed with but no one really checks him on that because once again it’s Freeza.

Their of course waaay more then that but for now that’s all I shall bore you with!! Have a wonderful day my fellow tumblr users XD