lanky tgirl outside the function smoking a cigarette: “don’t you have asthma? you should go back inside cutie!”
me so horny I only heard cutie: “can you blow that in my face and keep me as your dog”
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The Palestinian experience is needing to become an expert on your own oppression so people won’t gaslight you. And then they still gaslight you
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being trans IS the indomitable human spirit tf you mean i have to limit myself to my body ? fuck that and fuck you, watch me
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the shoulder to waist ratio difference from last year to this one is INSANE
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This was originally from my twitter, I got rid of my @ in the screenshot due to keeping myself private and not wanting to share it just yet, please don't go out of your way to find it because I will block you if I find that you found my twitter from a screenshot because that's kind of weird if you try to track down my twitter.
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basically…I’m an alicorn. but basically only at night.
alts below the cut smile
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I AM HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN
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i’m just imagining marisha going up to matt and being like ‘so hear me out… find familiar but it’s pâté’ and matt just having to smile and nod
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something so endearing about lando always going “winner takes all” in the last round when oscar is losing a challenge
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