#frozen todger

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

It's hilarious how much of a self-own Spare was. Crying about privacy and a lack of respect given to you... but detailing how you lost your virginity in very explicitly unflattering terms? Talking about how pappa cut you off financially... but describing how you imagined killing him? Saying that your brother's kids are gonna be 'damaged like me'... but then forcing your own kids to move house like six times in the same year?

I know so many people hate Charles, but c'mon he isn't going to rehab this. He was avoiding and minimising contact with Harry even before the book!

I don’t see how they rehab him after the book. Yes, people forget and the culture moves on, but the book’s anecdotes are just too memorable to be swept under the rug. The frozen todger will live forever.

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Something to remember about Meghan is that she’s big into projecting and deflecting. A lot of the rumors we’ve heard about William, particularly regarding his temper and hotheadedness, don’t fully match up to what we see of him/his character in public…but does match up to what we know of Harry:,,,

Spot on, Rumortracking Anon, and I’ll go a step further, where you have not on your list (although I’m sure that you, as rumortracker extraordinaire, are already aware), and add some of the most egregious rumors floating around for years about Harry’s (not William’s) “red mist” anger, all ALLEGEDLY of course:

- that in the UK, H physically assaulted/beat up women to the point of bodily injury…one even allegedly to the point of permanent disability and to whom the BRF gave a massive $$$$ settlement

- that in Afghanistan, during his total 10 weeks of deployment playing video games and being protected by ghurkas (sp?), H again physically assaulted/beat up sex workers to the point of bodily injury, and that the military/BRF covered it up. (Maybe they “didn’t let him do anything” like Madame Soho House does, allegedly?)

- that in the US (both in Vegas and in San Francisco), H yet again physically assaulted/beat up women to the point of bodily injury and that, too, has been covered up.

Just an observation, but if any of this is even remotely true, H suffers from a poisonous Oedipal brew of Mummy love/Mummy hate that even Freud or Jung couldn’t disentangle, much less successfully treat. (First Mummy loved Willy best because he was her soulmate, and he looks like her, and then she had the nerve to die and leave H mummyless, thus making H sexually fantasize about her while applying her favorite Elizabeth Arden cream to his frozen (useless) todger, and then Meg came along smelling like Mummy’s fave perfume, and Meg let lil Harry “do anything he wants,” and then Mummy started speaking to Meg, and then Meg left a positive pregnancy test on the box of Mummy’s hair that sits enshrined next to the conjugal bed…). The alleged pathology boggles the mind.

(I don’t know if you want to post this…it’s raw…and all ALLEGEDLY, but if we’re going to discuss rumors about William’s alleged temper/anger, it’s only fair that the much worse Harry rumors be noted as well.)

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It’s a bit funny -- I did originally have those Harry rumors in that post. I spent a good 20 minutes letting that write-up sit in my drafts because I was unsure about keeping those rumors in. Ultimately I decided to take them out because I wanted to focus the comparison specifically on the allegations and displays of anger because It’s not actually clear whether the rumors of Harry’s treatment of sex workers are based in anger or if it’s a sadistic fetish. (Apologies for the mental image.)

Honestly, it makes that one engagement with the charity that supports street sex workers (the visit of inspirational banana messaging) incredibly disgusting.

There is a fourth rumor about Harry on this matter - allegedly, when Meghan was in New York for the baby shower, Harry took company with some sex workers that scratched him...in flagrante delicto. Meghan got home, saw the scratches, asked Harry what happened, and he made up the fight with William and the dog bowl and his broken necklace so she wouldn’t find out about the cheating. 

That version is more plausible to me than 38-year-old William and 36-year-old Harry wrestling on the floor in the kitchen over a girl.

[celticcrossanon]

2023 has been a wild year in the Harry and Megan saga, CC. From Harry's frozen todger mentioned more than 15 times in his memoir "Spare," to South Park mocking H&M on their show, to being called "f--king grifters" by a Spotify executive, Meghan being branded "not a great talent" by a top HW agent, a fake car chase PR stunt through New York City, to being mocked again by the Family Guy show, HW Reporter labeling H&M as losers, and Harry ordered by UK courts to pay the ANL £48k by Dec 29th. Phew!

Hi Nonny,

It has been a wild ride for the Harkles this year. Yet, they keep on going and show no signs of shame or embarrassment, while any normal person would be looking for a hole to hide in for a decade or so. I don't know how they can continue to show their faces at events. It takes a special kind of self centered spoilt entitlement to do that, I think.

[the-empress-7]

I still remember her smug look during the Oprah interview. Even before it aired, there were stills of the snake like smug and her sugars were drooling at the pic and at the thought that she would bring down the monarchy (and no doubt Smegs had the same thought). Yet, here we are and no “royal family apology” and she and frozen todger Harry are a laughingstock practically begging the royal families for scraps 😌

Yep

[skippyv20]

Host Chelsea Handler made fun of Harry’s frozen todger again at the Critics Choice Awards in LA. Oh how the mighty, only-in-their-own-stupid heads, have fallen! Harkles are the laughing stock of Hollywood and the world. Could not have happened to a more deserving, horrid, cheap couple. 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[emmashouldbewriting]

Someone on Twitter did a deep dive into things and found that Elizabeth Arden sponsored both of the Walking with the Wounded tours that Harry did, in 2011 and 2013. They found articles that said everyone was using the 8-hr cream on exposed parts of their faces to help with the wind and cold to prevent frostbite.

This person suggested that Harry didn't really have a frozen todger, he was just merching the Arden 8-hr cream in Spare to get some kind of endorsement money.

What do you think?

It strikes me as a very weird thing for EA to do. Surely there'd be another way to do product placement than having a prince put your cream on his frozen todger.

[duchessanon]

BUSYBODYYYYYY!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!

I come running to u🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️...guess what 😏😏😏😏😏

I saw a tiktok were the SS were comparing Harold Thee Stallion to Eminem 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died. Ok more context.

Have u seen 8 mile by eminem, is a movie about his life and blah blah blah, if not watch just eminem rap battle 8 mile or something so u get the context🤣. Sooo this lady said that the reason why harrold talked about his frozen peepee was bc that way nobody could use it against him,(sure jan, bc the press was going to talk about H rubbing his penis while thinking of his mother 😑 when they didnt evn knew about it) so this was his way of getting a hold of his story and life and be told by him, so they couldnt use it againt him. Just like Eminem did in the last rap battle in the movie 🤭🤭

I accidentatly refresh my fyp so I lost the vid, if I find it i will send it to u 🤣

Whatcha think 😏

Lmao! Who was talking about his todger before this?!

You better lose yourself in the nethers

The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)

You only get one todger, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

[theblogtini]

How much do you think the leak influenced sales, if at all? Beforehand, I didn’t think it would, but I’ve seen some book stores (or reporters going to bookstores) stating that initial sales seemed low. It’s still early days though, so we’ll see. What was great about it though, was that the leaks knocked the wind out of the sails of what was probably meant to be the main “headline grabbers” for the press/public to ruminate over during the course of the week, such as the dog bowl incident (and probably more they had planned). Instead, within a few hours, we were all moving on to magical singing seals and frozen todgers😏😂

Honestly, I don't think the leaks influenced anything.

I think people who were going to buy it for pre-order obviously already did. And anyone who NEEDED to have it in hand the day of release probably ordered (maybe in addition to their pre-order of the hardcopy) an ebook version and/or audio version.

They keep comparing this to the release of the final Harry Potter book with how much secrecy was surrounding it, how it was supposed to be such a secure operation etc but what they're forgetting is that Kindles didn't come out until AFTER the final Harry Potter book was released. There were a few ereaders on the market before the Kindle came out in November 2007, but they weren't NEARLY as huge of a market for book readers in general and especially new release books as they the Kindle is now.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

So 20 years ago Harry was "miserable" about being a "laughing stock" because the media wrote about him having mono (aka glandular fever in the UK), but at William and Kate's wedding in 2011 and last year in his book he had no problem sharing with everrrryone about his "frozen todger". Ok.

I know!

[myheadsgonenumb]

Chapter Thirteen: The Hogmanay Highland Fling

With the first round of the tournament over, the school headed deeper into December still in the midst of the grey and drizzle which had characterised much of the previous month, that was - until one morning about a week before the end of term, - when the grey skies suddenly turned a blinding, opaline white. By the afternoon, soft flakes were drifting downward, bumping into window panes and landing on the ground, dusting the lawn. By tea time there was a thick carpet of white spreading from the castle to the forest and, that night, the delicate flakes became powdery snitches hailing from the sky.

The following morning, the snow was four feet deep, and the international students had to use their wands to melt channels into the snow so they could travel to and from the castle. The Quidditch village itself looked like the sort of Santa’s grotto muggles would build for their children to visit at Christmastime - with the huts as the elves’ houses, under a thick layer of white on their roofs and with icicles dangling from the windows (though the Ukrainian Ironbellies were, perhaps, a little less festive than a paddock of reindeer). The Castelobruxo treehouse looked particularly cosy, perched at the top of its rubber plant (though no one was sorry it was not them that had to scale those dizzying heights in the snow) and the portholes of the Durmstrang ship were frozen over, its mast coated in ice. 

Those students who had travelled from warmer climes shivered in their thin robes and seemed torn between horror and delight at the world of white which now engulfed them… But by break time, everyone was outside, hurling snowballs at each other, building snowmen and having a marvellous time (although for Snape - who ended up in the Hospital Wing with a large snowball shoved up his left nostril, the joy of the day palled considerably).

With their having History of Magic after lunch, and despite Remus’s being a prefect, the boys decided that it was time to crack out the sledge, bunk off lessons and celebrate having hospitalised Snivellus by doing their level best to end up in the Infirmary themselves.  

Once everyone else was safely back in lessons, they trudged their way up to the top of the mountain until they reached the highest spot, all jumped onboard the sledge and then whizzed down the hill, feeling like they were flying, the powdery snow spraying up at either side leaving them in a tunnel of white with nothing but the smudge of the Forbidden Forest ahead. 

They reached the bottom and fell off, crying with laughter, and then - with tingling toes and frozen noses - started the long climb back up the mountain. 

Just before the bell for Herbology, they did a quick sweep for Big Macca creeping about (or any tabby cats with spectacle markings) and then whipped their todgers out, for old time’s sake, and wrote their names in the snow (Sirius complaining loudly that he would get frostbite, as his name had an extra letter)...

Read more 

Or start from the very beginning

[celticcrossanon]

Celta, at the end of January/early February, Penguin Random House has to publish its profits and loss accounts for the past year so we'll see how much PRH has donated to Harry's charities (per Harry's wishes when he announced he planned to donate some of the proceeds of his memoir to charity)... which PRH can only do if Harry's book earned back its advance-- and that will tell us if Harry's book was a publishing success or a flop.

Hi Nonny,

My understanding is that Spare was a financial loss to the publishers, but as you said, we will see in a month or so. Whether the book was a financial success or not, I consider it a failure for Harry. Instead of everyone taking his side, he is now known as the prince with the frozen todger. Not exactly the public image he was aiming for, I think.

Article on the book's financials below:

[the-empress-7]

Where is the damn monarch, not to mention father, in all of this?

What's more, William is the reason the monarchy has a future: if the line of succession had been Charles, Harry, Andrew (aka Suitcases of Cash, Frozen Todger, Ole Air Miles), I guarantee we would be taking about an orderly transition to a Republic right now.

I would like to see the establishment openly put pressure on Charles to defend his heir, and the heir's wife and children, as everything clearly hangs on William.

No William, no monarchy. Keep pushing, and the UK will find out.

Yep. BP and Charles haven't considered defending the heir and his family. Except when Charles was the heir, it was all about protecting the heir. Funny.

[skippyv20]

Timing is everything

Dearest Skippy.

It seems the final battle is well underway. I have to say the timing of all these memoirs which revolve around a certain family is uncanny. Its almost like a war of words isn’t it? The battle to control the narrative. It’s comedy gold watching them fight to tell the most damaging story. Oh dear do they not realise it’s over? The monarchy is centuries old. These current  players have been around for what? All of 5 minutes. The monarchy has been involved in every major coup around the world and back. I have to say though the frozen todger story was a delicious distraction. Chuckle chuckle.

All these tell all interviews, even one from an incarcerated criminal it’s almost as if that certain criminal has appeared as a warning. Perhaps my imagination is getting the better of me. Lol.

Also how dare a certain plastic looking so called self professed journalist, Royal correspondent, Royal expert, Royal pain in the arse moonlighting as a Royal adviser offer advice to an institution that has shaped world politics for 1200 years. To even suggest that these ridiculous stories have damaged the monarchy or perhaps wounded it or even scratched it is an insult to the average persons intelligence. To imply that the royals risk becoming a soap opera is as ridiculous as it sounds. His so called endgame will be given the scorn it deserves, to say it will have the same fate as previous failed plots would be giving it some credence. Cromwell he most certainly isn’t neither are most of the players. It makes me hanker after the good old days.

The PR machine is in full swing Royal style. The crown always wins. I prefer more politics from the monarchy than hollywoodesque glitz but then it does seem that hollywoods allure is waning. It’s time the monarchy and other institutions started listening to the majority and not the minority. This is how monarchies have fallen in the past. The monarchy is doing what it’s always done surviving and playing multidimensional chess very very carefully.

Sorry for the rant skippy.

Love cats xxx

Thank you cats….great rant…🙂❤️

[saintmeghanmarkle]

How amazing must the Palace's PR be for making us all think Prince Harry was actually a cool guy the most popular royal for years and years. Today's entree in court reveals that although we suspected stupidity he actually is next level moron. No wonder TW is nowhere to be seen.

How amazing must the Palace's PR be for making us all think Prince Harry was actually a cool guy, the most popular royal for years and years. Today's entree in court reveals that although we suspected stupidity he actually is next level moron. No wonder TW is nowhere to be seen. "I don't walk down the street""I've never worked in a kitchen""As far as I know, the BBC hasn’t been brought into question with regard to unlawful information-gathering.” (Diana being deceived by Bashir...)referring to his father as HRH King Charles III instead of HM King Charles III and his mother as Princess Diana, rather than Diana, Princess of WalesHarry alleges in witness statement that "the unlawful gathering/hacking of his mobile phone, was in 1996. But the court also hears that Harry did not get a mobile phone until 1998." "there’s a difference between public interest - and what interests the public” yes I completely get why H was so upset when his broken thumb was reported, when he knew we really wanted the lowdown on his frozen todger and his brother's circumcision. I'll stop there, I'm sure others can report the other remaining 99% of thicko replies. Submitted June 07, 2023 at 04:05AM by Which-Homework2453 https://ift.tt/0sFJubO via /r/SaintMeghanMarkle

[josilverdragon]

A frozen "todger" and lost tea

Been slogging through Prince Harry's "Spare" and it's not that it isn't good, or that it makes me sad I am reading it, it just is emotional, internal, and I cannot escape real life. The types of books and fanfiction that really allow me to read fast and fly through it are those that allow me to suspend belief, to forget about my life, and so on. His memoir is full of emotional trauma, internal turmoil, and a lot of truths he himself wanted to avoid. In other words, things myself I wish to avoid. LOL

I also have been flipping back and forth between using my old Kindle Keyboard (from 2010!) and my 2017 Kindle Fire 8 tablet because I love the lightness of the keyboard (3rd gen! if you can believe) and the backlighting of the Fire. I think when I get to a point when all my vehicle maintenance has been done and I finally get myself a newer laptop, I'll get a new ereader but for now I'll keep going back and forth. Unless of course the keyboard and the fire die suddenly lol.

Decided to divest my YouTube watch later list of Karen videos and car crash vids. They are guilty pleasures but also so negative and so I am removing them for now. I'll still follow the channels so I can go back if I need a distraction (not likely because I have so much other little projects that I want to do lol) or need to be mindless for a while (more likely, because I deleted Tiktok off my phone).

In the last two weeks, the week I had a cold and this week, where I no longer have one, I have increased my amount of tea intake many times that of what I had before. Indeed, I even went through our tea cupboard, which was lacking in attention and organization, with my mother who loves that sort of thing and we got rid of a lot of tea that neither of us drink. The roommate saved it all because when she moves out, she wanted it for her stash. Which neither Mom nor I minded because I was going to give it away anyway. My point is that I have drank tea every day for that last two weeks and I still enjoy my morning coffee, so you know what: win-win.

Continuing along those lines, there was a tea made by Celestial Seasons (which was founded by a cult leader apparently lol) called Imperial White Peach and it was my favorite for YEARS and I hadn't drank it for years, so I went searching and lo and behold, it's discontinued. I was so disappointed. Until I found the lone last tea bag of it that was hidden away in a enclosed container. So I shared that cup with my mother and it was as delicious as I remembered and it made me sad a little. Eventually I hope to find a good white tea with peach that tastes even a fraction as good and I will count myself satisfied.

Honestly, I don't know why I am suddenly blogging again. Maybe I said why in my last most recent post, but right now it's a mystery to me. I'm not complaining (other than I have a lot to say apparently, as I only intended to post about reading "Spare") but it's just surprising. I haven't blogged in any sort of regularity for, again (like tea-drinking) in many years. Anyhow, we'll see how long this stint lasts. Maybe it will last as I've been trying to get out of the habit of checking my phone for social media updates on Twitter (which is breaking, slowly, as the apartheid child gets his way with it) and tumblr, though I don't mind tumblr as much.

Anyway, hope you all are doing okay. Live long and prosper.

cross-posted here.

adventures in tea drinking, personal, reading, using that ending unironically

[kivikunnas]

Prince Harry's 'frozen todger'