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Rin: Haru... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Rin:
Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.
Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.
Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t
Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kyo: I'm a knife.
Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk?
Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Tohru : >:O language
Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language
Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD?
Rin : 'The fuck word'.
Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Yuki: Oh my god they censored it
Rin : Say fuck, Momiji.
Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.
Kyo: Rules are made to be broken.
Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Haru: Uh, piñatas.
Momiji: Glow sticks.
Tohru: Karate boards.
Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kyo: Rules.
Yuki:
Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15.
Yuki: I’m right here....
Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kyo: fuck u
Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Haru: Apply juice to what
Rin: Directly to the forehead
Yuki: Great chat everyone
Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second?
Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Rin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Rin: Absolutely not.
Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face*
Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!
Kakeru: I made tea.
Yuki : I don’t want tea.
Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Yuki : Then why are you telling me?
Kakeru: It is a conversation starter.
Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Yuki : What did you do?
Haru: Nobody died.
Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Yuki: Haru...
Haru: Oh no, 'Haru' in b-flat.
Haru: You're disappointed.
Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Haru: Thank you
Momiji: She didn't say that was a good thing
Haru: What I'm hearing is, you both think I'm funny
Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Momiji: You were flirting with Rin
Haru: So what? She’s my partner.
Momiji: You asked her if her were single.
Haru:
Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren't.
Rin: We need a distraction.
Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Momiji, whispering: My time has come
Hatori: This is such a bad idea.
Shigure: Then why are you coming along?
Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Shigure: How's the sexiest person here~?
Hatori: I don't know-
Ayame, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day?
Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted!
Hatori: What?
Haru: We almost got kidnapped.
Hatori: Oh, okay.
Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Found these pics of Yuki and they made me happy, so I thought I’d share! <3
One of Yuki’s quotes that inspire me:
“I don’t think being weak is a good thing... but I also don’t think 'stronger’ necessarily means ‘better’. You sometimes hear that it’s survival of the fittest. But we’re not animals. We’re human.” (Season 1, episode 18)
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She didn't erase all my pain or offer to solve all of my problems. She didn't fix everything that was broken. But that's not what I needed anyway. Not really. What mattered most was that she stayed.
Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)
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okay but like. the fact that Yuki explicitly says that he's envious of Kakeru because Kakeru has all the traits that Yuki desperately wants (charisma, easygoing nature, the ability to make people flock to him)
but also the fact that Kakeru pulled the same scummy "your existence is tangibly related to my problems so i directly blame you for my pain" mental gymnastics that Yuki pulled with Kyo, and he did it twice - first with Machi (abandoned her in basically all areas because of the family drama), and then with Tohru (verbally attacked her at her own mother's funeral bc his girlfriend's dad was killed in the same accident). luckily he learned from those incidents and actively strove to treat them both with compassion and understanding, but it just strikes me how despite being the polar opposite of Yuki, his viewpoint was so similar to Yuki's before he forced himself to grow out of it
do i have a point here. i dunno. something about how Yuki and Kakeru are so different in every conceivable way but they fell into the exact same trappings regardless
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