#fuck j.k. rowling tho

[pollenallergie]

Morning Negotiations

Something short I wrote for Billy Knight because not enough people write for him.

Ps. I’ve really been struggling with writer’s block lately so that’s why I haven’t posted anything in a while. I know that I teased a part of my upcoming jitterbug x grub oneshot, but I’m honestly not sure when I’ll actually have that completely done and ready to post, so I’m sorry about that. Hopefully I can get my inspiration/motivation back soon.

If Billy had to pick his least favourite part about living with you, you guess that he’d probably pick the numerous alarms you use to wake yourself up in the morning, mostly because he expresses his dislike for them very openly.

“Turn it off,” Billy whines hoarsely as he pulls the duvet over his head in a feeble attempt to shield himself from the sounds of the overly peppy song you’d chosen for your alarm tone. It was a song you used to love, back when you’d first chosen it, but now both you and your partner loathe it entirely. This is the sixth time that song has sounded throughout the room this morning and you can tell Billy is beyond sick of it, but neither of you are quite ready to wake up yet.

You groan tiredly as you grab your phone off the nightstand and turn off the alarm before setting it down on your pillow and nuzzling back into your bed, ready to fall back asleep. A very tired Billy suddenly drapes one of his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him as he rests his forehead against the space between your shoulder blades.

“No, turn ‘em all off,” he grumbles grumpily, “no more.”

You huff out humorously, “Can’t, baby, gotta get up for work.”

“Too early, sun’s not even up yet,” Billy points out before pressing a gentle kiss to your spine.

You yawn tiredly, finally opening your bleary eyes, before replying, “Training starts today, so I’ve gotta be at work an hour earlier.”

You then stretch out your back as best as you can while still trapped against your boyfriend’s front, the movement causing him to sleepily mumble incoherent complaints under his breath.

“Not lettin’ you go,” he pouts as he wraps his arms around you more securely, effectively pinning you to him, “ y’need your rest.”

While you certainly agree with him on that last bit, you also know that you need the money.

“I’ll tell you what, Billygoat, if you let me get up, I’ll grab takeaway from that Indian place on the corner on my way home tonight,” you say, attempting to bribe him.

“Butter chicken?” He asks simply, too tired for full sentences.

“Of course I’ll get butter chicken,” you assure him before offering, “I’ll even order extra naan if you do the dishes while I’m gone.”

“‘S gonna take more than extra naan to get me to do that,” he grumbles.

“Would a back rub sweeten the deal?” You inquire.

“Depends. Does it come with a happy ending?” He asks bluntly, his tone still heavy with sleep, causing you to laugh.

“It can,” you reply between bouts of laughter, causing him to smile and hum happily.

“Then you’ve got yourself a deal, pretty lady,” Billy murmurs as he reluctantly relinquishes his hold on you. You climb out of bed just as reluctantly, still not quite ready to leave your bed, stretching out your tired limbs once you’ve finally gotten up.

“Pleasure doing business with you, handsome man,” you remark before leaning over to plant a gentle kiss on Billy’s forehead, dotting a couple of kisses on his rosy cheeks too for good measure.

[hippie-spirits-bard]

It is not a controversial law, is improving the lives of trans people, and I am glad that this was a win for trans rights. The only thing that the law does is allowing trans people to change their gender in documents without having to submit a doctor referral. Of course JK Rowling got pissy cause she is a fucking terf. This gem ended up happening tho:

"Opponents, including Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling, claim the simplified procedure risks allowing predatory men to gain access to spaces intended for women, such as shelters for domestic abuse survivors.

Nicola Sturgeon has said that men didn't have to change their identity and pretend to be women in order to abuse them. "

[zackcollins]

8, 10, 24!!

8. How many water bottles do you have in your room right now?

Uhhh... I don’t think there’s any in there right now. One is beside me and I think the other one is in the kitchen. And I only have the two. So, yeah. None.

10. Would you slaughter the rich?

I would only slaughter rich people like Jeff Bezos who hoard their wealth for literally no reason. I’m not gonna slaughter the rich people that actually try to make a difference by doing activism work or by donating some of their money to charities or medical research. Would also slaughter J.K. Rowling tho because fuck that bitch.

24. If we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

Depends. It’s almost summer so we could chill up there and listen to music while we sip on some adult beverages. I could also bring you to a rooftop restaurant for lunch/dinner so we can spend some quality time together over a nice meal. Basically, whatever we were in the mood for.

[the-multiverse-theory]

i’m soooo close to done with a oneshot that it’s not even funny but it is. harry potter 😔😔 death of the author fuck j.k. rowling and i can do whatever the hell i want with her work but i’m still ashamed of myself. it’s a good oneshot tho

[ao3feed-romione]

No Time Travel Like an Uninspired Self Indulgent hp One (Probably Discontinued)

no time travel like an uninspired self indulgent hp one (probably discontinued) by So Indecisive

“what in Merlin's left ballsack is going on,” Harry muttered, he was in the Dursley's second bedroom with his history of magic homework In front of him but it seemed he was in his 13 year old body but that made no sense because he had 12 years of vague knowledge of the future?

Or Harry gets thrown back by himself to 3rd year

Or your average uninspired hp time travel story made by an unexperienced and young Author

Or it is what title says it is

Words: 553, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Time Travel Fix-It, Time Travel, Ron Weasley is a Good Friend, Author Is Sleep Deprived, crack treated seriously?, BAMF Ginny Weasley, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Tags Are Hard, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Author highly advises reading notes first, The Author Regrets Everything, Author is going to pretend this didn't happen, Tags Are Fun, Author might force them self to be finish this, Author swears their normally better at writing, Not anything else tho, These tags are more like vents, also trans rights, Fuck J.K. Rowling, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43939480

[almosttenaciousmoon]

Hey, i just wanted to comment on your last post about acotar ande sarah. So here my thoughts: (also if something i said doesn't make sense that's probably because english is not my first language, but i'm pretty sure you can get what i'm trying to say- i'm not sorry tho, i don't have any respect for this stupid language🥰)

So I 100% agree with everything you said. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I find it incredibly surprising how many people actually believe that acotar is actually good. I mean, I like it, but I can like something while admitting that it sucks.

As for Sarah, she is clearly a problematic person and this is reflected in her books and characters, rhysand is a perfect example of this, she romanticizes A LOT of his extremely toxic behavior and gives so many justifications for his - many times - abusive attitudes (which shouldn't be justified at all) that it ends up completely blinding the reader to the fact that he is an extremely problematic character and that he shouldn't be put on a pedestal like he is by the fandom and her. She just really wants us to belive that he is almost the perfect guy and that he invented feminism or something like that. Amren is another great example, in acosf she just straight up brings up the idea of imperialism to the table when she sugests that rhysand should become high king, i don't know how americans (US american) people took that scene since the united states is a pretty imperialist country, but it was SO disgusting and you can really tell that Sarah didn't see it that way, she really just thought it was a innocent and harmless scene, and i'm blaming that on her being 1: a white US american and 2: extremely uneducated and dumb

@lightwood-bane13 wanna be mutuals?

You covered one of MANY reasons as to why I really don't like acotar. SJM as we've both said is a very problematic author known for bad POC rep among other things. As a POC woman myself, it is hurtful to see miss representation in media.

SJM is undoubtedly a famous author, so it scares me how she's resembling J.K Rowling (another known problematic author). She's falling into the trap of romanticising toxic behaviour and abusive attitudes. This, I believe is the thing that scares me most about her influence.

Her readers are reading about these romanticised toxic relationships and because acotar is still classified YA a lot of younger readers reading this may inherit these ideals. It is no question the books we read, even of the fiction variety; can impact us. I personally believe that when you are an author with this much influence, you should be mindful of the content you create in the sense that, using the POC rep for example you hire sensitivity readers, or if there are readers that are (for this example) POC that say 'this is actually a harmful stereotype' you take that into account and fix it for the next book.

In conclusion, I find SJM problematic and think she should be held accountable to do better. I also don't like acotar but enjoy fandom nessian (coz she really fucked up their book), gwynriel & Emerie (my unproblematic queen).

[timeless-pdf]

Hey this post shall be back!!! Welcome to my house of clownery

Introduction to my blog/tumblr

Hi! my pronouns are she/her (they/them is fine too) and you can call me Z (even tho thats...technically not my real name)

Previously ps-sleepdeprived929, swiftcrows and haunted pdf!

Don’t follow me if you support incest and pedo ships, don’t fucking dare. Don’t follow me if you are racist or are a homophobe either. Get tf away if u support israel. Free Palestine!!!

anyways fandoms and ships below cut 👇

My fandoms include: Harry Potter,Percy Jackson(whole series including HOO,TOA,KC,MCGA),The Maze Runner(Book version I don’t remember the movie anymore), The Hunger Games (books), Six of Crows + Crooked Kingdom (but i havent read the other grishaverse books yet), Young Justice, AoS, Avengers, Miraculous, Encanto and the Arrowverse.

I've also recently read six crimson cranes, the caraval series and the first book of the inheritance games as well as many other books! feel free to ask me about any books ive read or you think i would like!

Will also include some game posting esp ones with lore like genshin or honkai star rail

The definition of my music taste is literally :

Zhou Shen, Conan Gray, Taylor Swift, Maisie Peters, Gracie Abrams (and a bit more but I’m rambling enough so that’s the top 5 ig)

PS. I DO NOT SUPPORT J.K. ROWLING, THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYONE!!!

I am quite awkward in conversations but dont worry i wont bite im just an awkward hermit feel free to talk to me anytime ive been told i give pretty good advice!

anyways welcome to my blog of clownery and random shit ig <3

[dem-obscure-imagines]

Fred, Actually

Fred Weasley x Reader

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: You get an unexpected visitor at your college apartment. This visitor happens to be a rather tall red-headed wizard from another dimension.

Note: First and foremost, I just wanna say, Fuck J.K. Rowling. Have this fic. It kind of takes place in a universe similar to the one in my Zuko fics, where the reader can jump to different dimensions.

Warnings: Deathly Hallows Spoilers, mentions of death… otherwise very fluffy tho!

Word Count: 1.8k

It was a seemingly normal afternoon. You were sitting in the living room of your off-campus apartment with your roommates. One of them had put on a movie as background noise while you worked on homework, but you weren’t really paying attention to it. In fact, until you looked up at the screen, you didn’t even know it was one of the Harry Potter movies. Specifically, Goblet of Fire. You liked them fine, but they didn’t really appeal to someone who had literally lived through the events of them. Well, most of the events. In your version of things, the ending was a little different.

You watched for a bit, just as Fred and George were attempting to use their age-up serum to put their names into the flaming blue goblet. You chuckled and shook your head.

“Which twin’s your favorite, (Y/N)?” One of your roomies, Lila, asked, causing you to shrug.

“I don’t know. They’re both pretty hot.” You replied, although the little voice in the back of your head said Fred. You smirked and added, “Fred, though. He’s the hottest.”

“How can you even tell them apart?” Asked another one of your roommates, Sydney.

“It’s easy.” You picked up the remote and paused while there was a good look at them. “George has a more pronounced bump on his nose and a few moles on his neck. Fred has a scar above his eyebrow. Also, Fred’s hair curls more. Like that. And Fred’s face is a little rounder. George has an oval-shaped face.”

“That was…oddly specific.” Sydney chuckled. “But thank you for the guide.”

“How do you know that?” Lila asked, suspicious.

“Oh, I just…uh…” So your roommates knew there was something off about you, but they didn’t know you had a…well, a past for jumping to different dimensions. You knew they’d find out eventually, but you weren’t ready for them to know quite yet.

The doorbell rang, saving you at the last second. You got up and walked to the front of the apartment. It was townhouse-style, two floors, so your living room and kitchen were on the first floor while the bedrooms were upstairs.

You pulled the door open and looked up to find a certain red-headed wizard standing there, a crooked smile on his face and his hands jammed in his pockets. It was cold out; not quite winter, but cold enough to warrant the cozy Gryffindor sweater wrapped around his neck. Your eyes widened and you stepped outside, closing the door behind you.

“Oh my God, speak of the devil and he shall appear.” You laughed, launching yourself into his arms. He hugged you tight, lifting you off of the ground and giving you a good spin before setting you back down.

“Talking about me, are you, love?”

“Maybe just a little.” You laughed, and then you raised an eyebrow, staring up at him. “Wait, how the fuck did you get here?”

“What, you thought I couldn’t figure out your teleporty magic?” He made squiggly motions with his hands.

“Freddie, it’s a little more complicated than that.” You crossed your arms, biting your lip.

“I had help.” He shrugged, holding up his wand, which had a metal attachment wrapped around its handle. It was something your dad, an inventor with a knack for hopping dimensions and traveling through time, had cooked up. “I’ve had this for a while, actually, but I wanted to get settled down at home after everything before I…you know.”

“Right.” You nodded, shivering. “I missed you, for the record.”

“I missed you too.” He opened his arms, inviting you to hug him again, which you gladly did. He engulfed you with his long arms, surrounding you in his warmth. He pressed a long kiss to your hairline and then murmured, “You look cold, love. Let’s get you inside.”

“Yeah.” You nodded against his chest. Just as he was reaching for the doorknob, you stopped him, a your hand grabbing his. “Wait, before we go in, you should know, uh, my roommates are…muggles. And they don’t really know I do the whole dimension hopping thing.”

“Oh.”

“Also, they’re watching one of the movies that you’re in.”

He raised an eyebrow, a devilish grin overtaking his handsome features. “Movies about me, eh?”

“Actually, movies about Harry, but close enough.”

“It’s always Potter.” He shook his head. “Alright, is that all?”

“Actually, we were just having a conversation over which of the incredibly handsome Weasley twins is hottest.”

He laughed. “Oh yeah? And let me guess: you said Georgie, right?”

“Oh, of course. I definitely picked my boyfriend’s twin brother over my boyfriend.” You shook your head and tapped his chest playfully. “Never, babe. You know that.”

“I know.” He nodded and took your hand, his long fingers intertwining with yours. You opened the door and led him inside your humble abode. He took off his sneakers at the door and put them on the shoe rack next to yours.

“Hey, uh, guys, remember how I said I had a hot British boyfriend and you both thought I was lying?” You called from the kitchen, waiting anxiously for a reply.

“Um, yes? Duh.” Lila called from the other room.

“Well I wasn’t and he’s here~!” You sing-songed, causing Fred to laugh.

“Hot British boyfriend, eh?” He muttered, chuckling.

“Don’t get too full of yourself, Weasley.”

Lila and Sydney walked into the room and stared up at him, each of them taking a second to process before Sydney blurted, “You’re dating fucking George Weasley?”

“Fred, actually.” He offered her his hand and she shook it, “pleasure to meet you.”

“Um, likewise…”

“Look, Syd, he’s got a scar over his eyebrow, we just went over this.” Lila pointed and Fred laughed, looking down at you.

“I’ve got a scar over my eyebrow?”

“Mmhmm.” You nodded. “Right…”

He noticed you straining to reach his face so he bent forward a bit, and you traced a gentle finger over it.

“There.” You turned to your roommates. “Wait, you’re not surprised by this?”

“Uh, when you were at class last week, fucking Poe Dameron showed up looking for you. We knew there was…something weird going on.”

“Yeah, I accidently ‘borrowed’ one of his drills.” You thought back on it. You’d given it back to him, of course, but you didn’t know he’d found your roommates before he found you.

“Wait, can we keep watching Goblet of Fire or will the universe explode or something?” Lila asked, jabbing her thumb back towards the living room.

“Um, it’d probably be okay. You okay with that?” You looked up at Fred and he nodded.

“I must admit, I’m rather curious.”

The girls walked out into the living room and you followed after, tugging Fred along. He settled onto the couch next to you and Sydney pressed play, just in time for him to watch himself and George get into a fight on the floor, each of them with a full white beard after the backfire from their potions.

“Ah, memories.” He reminisced, but the longer he watched, the more tense he got, until after a few minutes, he looked at you and whispered, “Love, where are you?”

“I, uh, wasn’t supposed to be there.” You shrugged, scratching the back of your neck.

He knew you were from a dimension. Well, obviously he knew that. He’d known that for years. You’d told him in tears after the Yule ball that you didn’t belong at Hogwarts and when he tried to convince you that you did, it led to you explaining exactly why you didn’t. He’d had a crush on you for a while and the fact that you were from a completely different plane of existence didn’t faze him in the slightest. In fact, it only made him more intrigued by you, determined to learn more and spend more time with you. This had, in turn, led to your first kiss and then to your relationship.

“Right.” He nodded, quiet. His arm wrapped around your shoulder and he pulled you to him, pressing a long kiss to your forehead. “Well, for the record, I much prefer the version of the story that you’re in.”

“Me too.” You agreed, surrendering to his embrace. You pressed your ear against his chest and listened to his heartbeat. You supposed it was only a matter of time before you drifted off, warm and safe in his arms.

***

When you came around, you sat up slightly and looked at the screen. You noticed it had been quite some time. Fred and your roommates were watching Deathly Hallows Part 2 and it was getting terribly close to…That scene. Your eyes widened and you stood up, grabbing Fred’s hands.

“Um, come on, let’s go to the kitchen, babe.”

“But—” He pointed to the screen, engrossed.

You shook your head. “Fred.” You pressed.

He got up without a hesitation and started following you. You didn’t talk to him like that unless things were serious.

“Do you want us to pause it?” Lila asked, holding up the remote.

“No, just, uh, turn down the volume, please. We’ll be in there. Let us know when the credits roll.”

“Can do.” Sydney gave you a thumbs-up, taking the hint.

You walked out to the kitchen and hopped up onto the counter so you could look him in the eyes, taking both of Fred’s hands in yours. You exhaled a long sigh, watching his expression as he put the pieces together.

“Oh.”

“Yeah. I’m, uh…Fred, I’m really sorry you had to find out like this.”

He was quiet for a long time, staring at you and thinking silently. His eyes twinkled and a small smile set onto his features. “So you really did save my life then…”

“Yeah. I did.” You shrugged, squeezing his hands. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” He nodded, stepping closer to you. He took his hands out of yours and instead rested his face in the crook of your neck, his arms wrapping around you tight. You thought he’d pull away after a few seconds, but he stayed there, holding you as he exhaled a few long breaths. “I’m more than fine, thanks to you.”

“When I got there, I knew I couldn’t just…let everything happen the way it was supposed to.” You hugged him tighter. “And it certainly didn’t help that I had my heart stolen.”

“Apologies,” he chuckled and pulled away to look at you. One of his large hands raised to cup your cheek, brushing a few of your hairs back away from your face ever so gently. “It was an accident, I swear.”

“A happy accident, though,” you amended.

“Something like that.” He agreed, leaning in and pressing his lips to yours. It was soft and gentle, like your first kiss had been all those years ago. “Well thank you, for saving my life.”

“Any time, Weasley.” You tugged him closer for another kiss, which he gladly gave you. “I love you.”

“I love you too.”

[unforth]

Which ships do you take prompts for?

…so so so many. I’m a raging multi shipper and I’m in a lot of fandoms. It’s probably easier to say what I don’t ship.

*SPN: no Wincest or Samifer or Lucifer x anyone. I tend not to ship villains in general. I prefer a ship with either Dean or Cas or both but I’m open to Sam ships too.

*MDZS: no Xuexiao or really any Xue Yang ships (though I think I’d be okay with Xueyu). No Lancest, Niecest, Wencest, or Jiangcest (Wei Wuxian is NOT their blood relative so that doesn’t count for him.) I’m a little reluctant on most Jin Guangyao ships too tho I’ll do 3zun and variations there on. I tend not to like intergenerational stuff so tend to avoid older folks x juniors but I’ll ship the juniors together and depending on the ship I’d probably be willing to try?

*TGCF: …I kinda don’t get Qiurong but I’d be willing to try? But otherwise I think I’m good. I’d even be willing to do Bai Wuxiang ships as long as it’s understood it’s gonna be dark as fuck. No Xianle cousins as a ship. I think I’d struggle with Qi Rong in general but I’d give it a go. No Shicest. (This is a theme, I’m usually out on incest ships)

*SVSSS: other than family/relatives (like Tiankang jun x Luo Binghe) I can’t really think of any no’s? Im especially a proponent of Shen Qingqiu/Yuan harem rights. I’d rather not write Shen Jiu or Original Luo Binghe but…eh, I’m open.

*2ha: fuck Shi Mei. Not literally of course, but I really ain’t out here shipping Shi Mei with literally fucking anyone. Other than that I think I’m mostly game? Though I don’t remember some of the side characters that well, there were just too many names in that one big reveal about Xue what’s-his-name and Luo something-or-other.

*I’m not writing at all for Harry Potter anymore, because J.K. Rowling.

*DMBJ: I haven’t seen Mystic 9 yet so I don’t know those characters and can’t write for them yet; stick to folks in UN and TLTR and I’m probably good for most stuff? Except Wu Sanxing, and the villains, big ol’ nope.

*Qianqiu: until I reread and get a better sense of the side characters I’m pretty Yanshen only.

*Yuri in Ice: I don’t really like Otayuri, Yuri’s just too young for me to personally be comfortable shipping him. But the older folks I’m pretty open to multishipping them.

*Guardian: I’m pretty Weilan centric, I see Chuguo more familial/brotherly, and I haven’t really thought about other ships but idk try me? It’s fun to experiment.

*Leverage: anyone in the team x anyone else in the team, I’m game,

*Check Please: basically just Zimbits. I’d try other things, especially with Shitty, but no Kent Parson at all please.

*Star Wars: mostly JediStormPilotRose and permutations there of but idk I’d try other just about anything other than villains and LukeLeia. I am not familiar with Clone Wars or the Mandolarian and have only seen the movies (not Solo).

*Star Trek: I’ve never done much shippy writing for Star Trek but I’m certainly open to it. I’ve only written Spirk and McKirk, them as twosome or threesomes is good. I’d ship most of the original bridge crew in whatever configurations, really (note that I’m ToS specific, I’m not really into the new movies). I’ve not written for TNG at all but I think it’d be fun to explore. DS9 I’ve only written Miles/Julian but I’ll ship Julian with basically anyone and again I’d be happy to explore any of the main crew x any of the main crew, they all have such good chemistry I think it’d be fun. No Gul Dukat or Kai Winn. They should suffer alone. No Voyager or later series, I just haven’t seen them so I don’t know the characters.

*MCU: any hero x any other hero, in twos or threes or moresomes. I haven’t seen the last three or four movies (my last was…uh…Black Panther, or was Captain Marvel after that?). I’ve seen none of the TV shows except the first two episodes of Hawkeye. I definitely have a preference for the Captains (all three) and Clint but I’ve written World War 3some, Barbershop Quartet, and others. Also I do ship Thorki. Like I said my incest thing isn’t 100% (when they’re not blood relatives I tend not to care if they were raised together.) Deadpool is also fine but I’ve only seen the first, and I haven’t seen either Venom movie.

*Word of Honor: note I haven’t read TYK yet, but I’m open to virtually anything I guess? I’d prefer no Zhang Chengling x older folks. I favor Caoxiang, Wenzhou and Wenzhouyi.

*Other fandoms I’ll write for (most of which I have written for): Babylon 5, Voltron, Firefly, Gundam W, Psych, One Piece, Sherlock Holmes, Horatio Hornblower, any Jane Austen except Northanger Abbey (only cause I’ve never finished it oops), Love Nikki, Ruruoni Kenshin, Fushigi Yuugi, Those Years in Quest of Honor Mine, Slayers, Miraculous Ladybug, Doctor Who (9 and 10 era stuff only), Wheel of Time, the Elenium by David Eddings, Xanth, most but not all CLAMP franchises, The Witcher (but I’ve only seen the first six episodes), Slayers, Hercules, Xena…there’s others too. I’m 39, I’ve consumed soooooo much media, TV, movies, comics, manga, books, everything over the years, I don’t even fucking know anymore so you can always try me?

General note that none of this should be seen as judgement. I’m a pro-shipper. You do you and I will support you and cheer you on, I just won’t read it myself and would rather not write it, tho in truth I’ve never yet found the ship I wouldn’t at least try to write if something about the prompt caught my eye. Like, I HAVE written Wincest, and Wincestiel, and Winjimstiel, when the prompt had me interested. The worst thing that happens if you send me something that isn’t my thing is that I won’t write it, but I promise I won’t judge you or go on the rampage or anything. Shipping is awesome. Fandom is fun. I don’t have to like what others like and others don’t have to like what I like and it’s all good.

Second note: many of these fandoms I either never finished because of time and money and/or I haven’t really actively been in for a decade or more so I can’t promise my characterizations will be spot on or that I’ll remember every character.

Tl:dr I will write most things, though I generally avoid incest/blood relative shipping, cross-generational shipping, and shipping villains x the hero they hurt. I also usually don’t like cis-swaps. My AO3 list of fandoms I’ve written for has like 40 fandoms on it, I’ll write for any of them, and there’s stuff not on that list I’d also write. I will write m/m, m/f, f/f, non binary/non gendered/gender queer stuff, and poly. I’m pro-ship and pro-kink, send me whatever you feel like and if I like it, and know the characters, I’ll write it.

ETA: sure enough forgot stuff and immediately thought of it after. No RPF please, it squicks me, EXCEPT Yizhan. At this point I would write Yizhan if asked.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hey since J.K. Rowling is an evil wretch who deserves to have her entire legacy burned to the ground, let’s support trans authors like E.E. Ottman, who writes LGBT+-friendly historical romances like The Craft of Love, featuring a bisexual heroine and a trans man love interest!

Also--if you do prefer YA--Anna-Marie McLemore is an author that is cis but does identify as LGBT+, and many of her books feature LGBT+ rep.  When The Moon Was Ours is my favorite, and features a childhood friends to lovers magical realism story about a Latina girl and her trans boy best friend that I believe mirrors the author’s own love story.

Like.... fuck JKR for life tho.

[tamryisk]

Hey, I heard that Tommy is getting therapy, and I wanted to know if that was true or not. Honestly, I'm kinda worried for him ( since I worry about everyone, I'm a every sympathetic person ) and if it is true, plz send me a video. Not a link for YouTube tho, since it's blocked on my phone.

( Like I said, I am quick to worry about people and I want to make sure everyone I care about is safe mentally and physically. Hearing that Tommy needs therapy absolutely breaks my heart, and honestly I'm very scared for his wellbeing. He's probably doing fine, and I understand that but I just really wanna make sure since I haven't been able to catch a stream of his. So honestly, anything would help me out to better understand the situation. Thank you. )

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EDIT : i found a clip on the situation. This fucking breaks my heart, he's a teenager and shouldnt have to deal with such stress and everything. It's horrible.

As for Schlatt I couldn't care. I mean he is a cc with his own work and obviously, it's working for him. I just don't understand why Stans and other people within (and outside) the community feel entitled to feelings, vents, and explanations from cc (Apologizing is completely different but once again they don't owe you shit). Like I understand they could have hurt your feelings, I understand that they are idolized in fans' eyes but I don't think people fully realize or grasp the concept of parasocial relationships/interactions through online activity. Twitter is just full of drama and hate. Looking for any reason to dramatize and capitalize off... well drama. Tommy is a teenager, much like everyone he is developing mentally, physically, and emotionally. He still attends school (to my knowledge), his job is to be an entertainer, he doesn't NEED to be into politics or political issues to be a cc. I understand that as a 'white cis male (straight?)' he CAN use his platform to inform his audience about different issues but it is not in THE JOB DESCRIPTION. He does YouTube and Twitch because he likes it, it's a job that he enjoys and he is involved in his community.

Tommy has been educating himself on LGBTQIA+ issues and that community and honestly, he didn't need to do that. However, Tommy DID because he cares about his community as a cc. I, as a person who sometimes watches the dream SMP believe that Tommy doesn't mind educating himself on topics however being forced by communities, individuals, and platforms to 'educate' yourself on heavy topics can and will affect your mental health. Tommy isn't telling you to watch Schlatt nor support him, however, Tommy was opening up about his troubles throughout the quarantine period and how Schlatt's CONTENT was able to help him through that. I like Harry Potter does that mean I support, condone, or like J.K. Rowling's actions ? not at all I dislike her on a human level. Tommy admitted that Schlatt was an asshat and has done shit things but who hasn't? Tommy is 17 (still developing) he has a YouTube community of 3.4 Million and a Twitch community of 5.6 Million followers of course he is going to be overwhelmed, it wouldn't be normal if he wasn't. He stated that if you couldn't deal with something and you can get therapy, then get it. It was stupid and idiotic of him to talk about such an important subject while tired but much like what Wilbur said he should formulate his ideas before stating them. That's on him.

( this long paragraph was a comment i found on a video about everything, i just changed a bit of things to fit i wanted to say. I canr properly say what i want to say but this comment was exactly what i wanted to say. )

The video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34liLLKSTJ0

- Glazeddd, aka Tobi.

[hecho-a-mano]

Headcanon plz?

Thank you for the link, I was so confused without the context! You know some of these already, and I don't have many HCs so they're really gonna be mostly controversial opinions. I'll try to keep it spoiler-free.

Tatami Galaxy: The Protag does not deserve the girl. He's an ass and a mess.

Slam Dunk: The basketball team will/should probably win the finals of their next tournament, even with the 3rd years gone.

Kuroko no Basket: The opposite as above, the bb team would absolutely lose the finals, possibly won't even reach them. Rakuzan could take it, but everyone got a power-up post the final movie so idk.

The Harry Potter world would and should be more trans inclusive, screw j.k rowling. Hot take I know!! Never heard of before. (Also the House system is trash)

The Try Guys:, Zagene was the most feasible ship. It's canon that Eugene wanted to fuck Zach and that's that. Don't actually ship real people tho.

Yugioh 5D's: All of the protags should've remained as duelists post-ending, not just some. Crow doesn't have the chops to be the best in the world (we all know that Aki got shafted in screentime so that Crow's Blackwing cards would sell more). Capitalism and the state should've been destroyed like in Arc-V's version of this world, not just the class distinction.

Yugioh Arc-V: Yuya and Yuzu don't necessarily end up together. A gay ship of Crow x Sawatari is feasible.

The Final Arc was....bad. Yusho should've won against Yuri. We should've seen that final Yusho vs Yuya duel instead of freeze frame at the final episode smh.

All of the alternate dimensions main characters should be let free instead of being trapped in the protag's mind/soul. Yuri goes to jail for genocidal war crimes after that LMAOOOO.

Crow (and Yugo) CAN become the best in this universe.

Yugioh VRAINS: THEY GET THERAPY. THEY ALL. GET THERAPY. MY GOD.

Blue Maiden has a successful dueling career. Her brother quits his corporate job because clearly it was killing him. Yusaku gets a better job. AI reunites with Yusaku, Flame reunites with Soulburner. Kusanagi's brother deserved more screentime, dude was a figure more than a person.

Haikyuu: The team should've done way better on it's 2nd and 3rd year. Kageyama shouldn't have reverted to his King (being the main leader) tendencies. Kagehina and Kiyoyachi not being canon was queerbaiting.

[umaficwriter]

i know we have sometimes, to ignore the artist in order to appreaciate his/hers art, but really, J.K Rowling just screwed up Harry Potter to me after all the BS she's been saying/tweeting over the years.

It was never my fav book saga, but I held it very dear to my heart and it was one of the fandoms I wrote fics the most when I was a teenager.

And in most cases, when I get to know some dirty on some artist I previously admired, I do my best to ignore the person, and still listen/ watch/ read whatever this shitty human-being created, keeping in mind that it may bring me some 'out of this world' time somehow.

And with HP, that was pretty much what I've been doing and failing.

It just makes me sad, really.

Hermione is one of my fav book/ movie characters of all times, and that's why, in m head, she wrote the books. LOL

No, but seriously tho, have you ever felt this way?

Cos, ppl make mistakes and sometimes have to be educated in certain matters, but when this person keeps saying terrible, offensive things and shows no signs of respecting others...

it's just fucked up, man.

[polly-darton]

What is it? - Remus L. x Sirius B.

Title: What is it?

Characters: Remus L., Sirius Black

Genre: Romance, PWP, humour

Rating: E

Chapters: One

Word count: 1,6K

Disclaimer: Characters belong to J.K. Rowling. 

Description: Remus saw something in one of those muggle magazines and decided to try it with Sirius.

Notes: I don’t know how to create plots, I just like to write about our boys having fun with each other.

Also available on AO3.

Enjoy!

Sirius was lying on the floor and Remus was sitting by his side.

“I wanted to try something.” Remus glanced at Sirius sideways.

“Oh?” Sirius grinned, “Like a sex thing?” He turned his head towards the other.

“Yeah.” Remus licked his lips, “There was this thing I saw in a magazine.” He wasn’t blushing – Remus didn’t blush – but he could feel his skin getting warmer around the collar of his shirt.

“What magazine?” Just the thought of Remus seeing something in a magazine and thinking of him was enough to make Sirius’ cock twitch.

“One of these muggle magazines.” Remus looked down at Sirius and raised his eyebrows twice, “You know.” He had to look away from the excitement in his eyes lest he would start laughing and it would ruin his sexy moment.

“What is it?” Sirius lifted himself on his elbows and watched Remus as if what he wanted to do was somehow imprinted on him.

“Wanna find out?” Remus leaned over Sirius and kissed his lips lightly. “Hm?” He kept leaning in until Sirius was lying on his back again and Remus could put his leg between Sirius’ and get properly close to him.

“What is it?” Sirius couldn’t contain his smile even as he kissed Remus back and couldn’t pull his eyes away from his pretty lips.

“You’ll see.” Remus kissed him properly in an attempt to shut him up.

“Tell me what it is.” Of course Sirius Black wouldn’t let him be mysterious.

“You’ll see.” Remus repeated and kissed him again, pressing his own thigh against Sirius’ crotch and enjoying the sound it ripped from the other.

“Did you start already?” Sirius helped Remus remove his t-shirt and then pulled impatiently at Remus’, throwing it away and pulling him close, desperate to feel his skin against his own.

“No.” Remus started kissing along Sirius’ jaw until he reached his ear, “You’ll have to be patient.”

Sirius grunted and tangled his fingers in Remus’ hair as he continued kissing him down his chest and stopped to lick at his nipple.

“Is this it?” Sirius squirmed a bit and closed his eyes at the feeling, letting his hands run down Remus’ back and back up, scratching a little at the skin.

“No.” Remus kept kissing down his chest as he opened his pants and pushed them down Sirius’ thighs. He had to stop when the other started kicking to get the garment off, “Will you have some patience?” He laughed and kissed Sirius over his underwear, reveling in the girth that waited underneath it as he licked his length over the fabric.

“We’ve done this before.” Sirius raised his hips to let Remus remove his underwear and looked down at him; the sight of his face so close to his dick always a favorite of his. “Not that I’m complaining.” He grabbed Remus hair and watched as the other grabbed his cock and licked at the head while staring straight into his eyes.

For once Sirius couldn’t find words to say and the only thing that left his lips was a ridiculous little sound.

Remus kept looking at him as he took his dick into his mouth and moaned at the weight on his tongue. He bobbed his head a couple times, addicted to the sight of Sirius’ face with his eyes hooded and his lips parted. Remus felt he could do this forever, but there was something else he was eager to get addicted to, so he let Sirius’ cock slip out of his mouth, “Turn around.” He laid a kiss to Sirius’ stomach and sat back on his calves.

It was a couple seconds before Sirius registered Remus’ words, “What?”

“Turn around.” Remus repeated and grinned, “Lay down on your belly.” He motioned with his hand to try and aid the other to understand his complex instructions.

“Is this the thing you wanted to try?” Sirius raised himself on his elbows again, “Giving me orders?”

Remus widened his eyes, feeling exasperated, “No.” He kissed Sirius’ lips again, not enjoying having to stay away from him for so long, “Will you please do as I said?”

Sirius motioned to start turning but stopped halfway through, “Is it a butt thing?” The prospect did make him excited, but still: “We haven’t done that yet.”

Remus got closer and kissed him again, trying to be gentle even as his heart was racing and his cock was hard in the pants he was still wearing. “Is it ok if it is?”

Sirius took one more look at him before nodding. He felt his arms shake from excitement and nerves as he pushed Remus away and did as he was asked, lying on his stomach on the ground.

Remus had to undo his pants at the sight of Sirius’ ass’ muscles all contracted. He took his pants off and laid on Sirius’ back, his mouth close to his ear. “Let me know if you want me to stop, ok?” He kissed his cheek and waited for a response, concentrating hard in not thrusting against his ass.

Sirius looked at him sideways and nodded. He took one of Remus’ hands and placed it on his ass, his lips parting as the other squeezed the flesh there.

Remus kissed his cheek again and went back to sitting on his calves. He grabbed Sirius’ ass with both hands and watched as his fingers dipped in the soft skin. Remus parted Sirius’ butcheeks and watched, his cock twitching as the hole contracted and then relaxed.

“Is this it?” Sirius had the side of his face resting on his hands. He could feel his face hot and wondered for a second how red he was, but then Remus was touching his hole with the tip of his finger and both questions left his mind.

“Will you raise your ass a bit?” Remus had to grip the base of his own cock as Sirius obliged, supporting himself on his knees and lifting his glorious ass into the air.

Remus bent over him and pushed the hair away from his face before putting his lips to his cheek again, “Tell me if you want me to stop, ok?”

Sirius licked his lips before mumbling an ‘ok’ and Remus had to kiss him, even in this awkward angle. Sirius was already panting and Remus knew that he was touching himself, so he placed his finger against Sirius’ hole again and watched as he gasped and closed his eyes. As Sirius pushed his ass against his finger Remus’ felt so close to coming that he had to pull away and return to what quickly was becoming one of his favorites places on Earth: face to face to Sirius’ ass.

Remus spread Sirius’ cheeks again and took a deep breath, feeling both excited and nervous at what he was about to do.

Sirius recoiled immediately and gasped when he felt the tip of Remus’ tongue touch his hole. “Oh,” Was all he could come up with.

Sirius relaxed and felt all his nerves join on paying attention to what was coming next. Even his dick seemed to rise a little higher in expectation.

Remus took Sirius’ ass going back up as the affirmative sign that it was, and this time held him still as he touched his hole with his tongue. But Sirius didn’t pull away again, instead he held very still, not even breathing in expectation, his hand wrapped around the base of his cock in an attempt to not come from the picture his mind was creating alone.

Sirius was sure this was Paradise as Remus started fucking him with his tongue, wet and shallow at first and then deeper. So vulgar, in a way he never expected from the other.

Sirius was never one to be quiet, and in that moment he sure wasn’t. He rested his forehead on his arm that was still on the floor and couldn’t keep his mouth shut as his hole got wetter and was actually stretching maddeningly around Remus’ tongue, inviting him in to take him and do whatever he pleased.

Remus licked around the hole and then curled his tongue as he pushed back in. He could feel his own orgasm coming, and when Sirius called his name he was coming, his chin wet with spit and his hand moving fast over his own cock, making his body convulse. He had to stop to breath for a second, but Sirius was still moaning as he was jerking off, his ass still in the air and his hole so inviting.

So Remus went back to it, and it took only to thrusts of his tongue before Sirius was coming too, loud and shaking, before collapsing to the ground.

Remus lied on his back by his side and laughed as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. Sirius turned his head to look at him and laughed too.

“You look so good.” Sirius touched Remus’ face with his hand and marveled on the swelling of his lips, the half moon scar on his chest and the perfect – even when limp – dick resting between his legs.

“You don’t look too bad yourself.” Remus almost felt embarrassed by the cliché of his response, but the sentiment vanished quickly when he took in the look in Sirius’ eyes. “So?” He turned to his side and rested his head in his folded arms.

“That was unexpected.” Sirius smiled and licked his lips.

Remus felt disappointed, “Was it good tho?”

“I think you’re about to find out.” 

“What do you mean?” Remus was distracted by Sirius moving closer with his lips so inviting.

Sirius kissed him lightly before moving to straddle his back. He ran his hand over the expanse of skin in front of him and then along his arms, leaning close before whispering in his ear: “Your turn.”

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Thanks for reading!

[bakuh0e]

changed my user

all i have to say about it?

fuck j.k. rowling and catra is babey

i will snap your neck if you are a terf, racist, andy type of lgbtq+phobic, or a trump supporter.

get educated

(now look at my babies i love them)

(i don’t ship them tho bc ya know, catradora)

[am-i-confused]

Back on a Harry Potter vibe lately always come back to being obsessed (fuck j.k Rowling still tho)