#fuck me i hate that this guy is so popular

[randomnow]

I've always had issues with that urban rescue ranch channel on youtube but the dude is breeding his animals and calling himself a rescue

like the birds are one thing but the fucking kangaroos? you aren't a rescue you're farm wearing a mask

[rystiel]

“pissed me off seeing the doctor suddenly being interested in men and kissing one for the sake of shoving it in our faces. kissing jack was a comedic moment for shock value so it didn’t count as woke pandering.” i’m hitting you with my bare fists

[zarnzarn]

by dropping full moon directly before pride month spindlehorse has given us the most common yet most absent queer experience as representation- situationships.

[dailykugisaki]

Day ninety-five | id in alt

Long time no Nanami💥

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

[blacksheep-alien]

Aw look! It's usagi the samurai! Does he look better than ever.

[relaxxattack]

boys when they cant read some of the most popular and interesting looking fics of their ship because the author who wrote them supports incest shipping and that feels genuinely uncomfortable/unsafe

[poems-of-a-lover]

i will never understand the "stop casting straight actors as gay characters" argument. people just wanna out gay actors so they can have a better grasp on who to hate.

[tillman]

i mean also the fact every fandom ive ever been in eventually starts treating me the exact same and i dont fucking know why and it pisses me off so bad.

[tasmanianstripes]

Maybe it's the result of my main fandom for the majority of my life being one where canon just genuinely doesn't exist, where there are so many different canons and literally any sort of interpretation of a single character is correct and can range from a moronic maniac with a chainsaw to a depressed old asshole boss, but

Literally who gives a fuck about canon?

Especially when the character is practically a blank slate or if it's an AU

Like, I'm sorry, but if you're butthurt about a mischaracterisation of a fictional character in an Alternative Universe then I don't think you understand what an AU is

[thekamzoils]

star trek discovery 1x05 would be like episode of all time if only harry mudd wasn't there.

you've got: klingons confirmed to have two dicks, star trek's first (??) "fuck," first real actual gay couple confirmation in a lovely reveal where they had spent the whole episode bickering so you thought they hated each other but actually they're just a sweet domestic gay couple. and then b plot there's harry mudd

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

hi i’m sick of non-girls girls shitting on me for every little thing i do and like leave me alone pls xoxo

[helluva-hazbins-most-fuckable]

Okay. This is probably a pointless endeavor and the die has already been cast. Nonetheless, I feel I must provide propaganda on behalf of my boy, Striker. If he must die, so be it, but I'm not letting him go without a fight!

Pros:

- Dude had two voice actors and they were both sexy as hell. One was Norman Reedus! Norman Reedus!

- Look at how good he is using ropes! You want to try shibari? Some other type of bondage? He's your guy!

- There's just enough room for interpretation that he can appeal to a variety of tastes. You like doms? Then he could top you 12 ways before breakfast. Look at how he circles Blitz or climbs on top of Stolas. You like subs? We see him getting flustered over sexual stuff sometimes, which could imply he's actually more inexperienced than he lets on. Maybe he'd appreciate letting someone else lead? I dunno! Maybe he's a switch! Guess what! All that and more are possible valid interpretations! Go crazy! He would still be hot in any of the roles!

- This is the monsterfucker website! While I would not count him as a monster, those rattlesnake noises he makes when he's mad? Hello? That's so cool? I want to do that.

- Evil cowboys hot

- STOLAS EVEN DESCRIBES HIM AS SEXY AND THE IMPS KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT JUST FROM THAT DESCRIPTION

- Man of mystery! Who is he? What is he? Is he even a full imp? What's set him down this dark path of being such a hater? So much room for speculation! So much potential as an antagonist!

- Other stuff I could list but I need to sleep!

AND NOW

ANTI-PROPAGANDA FOR ADAM:

I feel like he would finish just by flexing in the mirror a bunch and saying his name over and over for twenty seconds. Then he would claim that this was the best lay of his life and leave you behind on the bed with the hotel bill.

There are other reasons (i do not believe the hype over his dick. he is chaz 2.0 in this department to me) but I've decided to narrow this down for time. Striker's still going to lose because the ratio is too big to recover from... But at least now I can sleep in peace...

[heavenfilm]

gonna kms tonight