#fuck my life bro

[wasyago]

uhh umm uhm random stuff

[chewysgummies]

So um... How's everybody been doing waiting for Larry & lawrie's bitch ass to show up at the beginning of february as everyone else already claims Kit this update?

[crowsephine]

I don’t think my feet have ever hurt this much in my entire life someone please end me

[heelcody]

him: we'll go into the sauna tonight..you're gonna see me shirtless is that ok

me, with barely contained lust: yeah dude it's no problem

[mapping-theworld]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

[novasfixations]

..the way I wanna write the most fluffy r-rated steamy shit right now isn’t socially acceptable 😭🌚

Does anyone actually follow me anymore idfk how to work this app

[thatmandayton]

youre telling me ive been playing on xbox for a decade and the only time i get a vc strike is because i was playing a rated R game looking for adult players and i told someone that their 20-30% heist cut had "free bj included" and now i cant talk to people for 3 days? are you fucking kidding me

[primoppang]

my presence will be scarce. family emergency.

[xdaddysprincessxx]

My toddler just violently puked all over me. 🙂

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

[tinyspringtrap]

I feel like death fuck

medical vent under the cut dont read if teeth and fillings squick u out

brushing my teeth hurts like a fucker on this one filling and it bleeds and starts throbbing when I do so I gotta go get this shit checked out again and I am sleeping like ASS

I’m going to fucking murder someone if I don’t get a decent nights sleep soon oh my fucking god I am descending slowly into madness

between this fun constant ache in my tooth and waking myself up every few hours from how hard ive been grinding my teeth i am having a very bad time

and ofc now I have to put off that at home retainer kit I bought bc hot plastic on a problem filling just sounds like a really bad idea

[surfacage]

can you maybe chill

[drc00l4tt4]

I fucking love him

[raticalshoez]

hey, isn't that that one guy with no friends?

(Click on image for better quality !!!)

[daedelweiss]

At this point, One has basically adopted the baby that is LM Leo

you'd think but LM probably adopted him first because he's like "omg you're lost too?? like my bros? we're friends now-". One not being a complete asshole to him probably helps too 🤣 LM!Leo's moral code is "if i like you enough, i would take a bullet for you, no questions asked. otherwise, gtfo my sight"

also One would probably train this poor lad to fight. bless his stubborn heart but ninja skills could only get you so far 🥺

One (Separated Leo AU) by @dianagj-art​

[maybe-drawing]

After all… This is a death match for a reason.

-- Click for better quality! Sketch and sword version under the cut! --

(if you see this did you notice the left tumb is on the wrong side?!?? bc i only did after like 500 notes help i am screaming)