#fuckin hellll

[ruthlesslistener]

once again experiencing the Autism Frustration:tm: in that im pretty fuckin positive i explained the significance of my research proposal in one of my presentations but all of the comments on it are talking about how they dont understand my points and how i kept rocking back and forth/muttering distractedly

[64sue]

DONT ASK ME FOR ANY FUCKIN COLOURS!!!!

[oflgtfol]

he literalyl made a weird comment to me too about how its a good thing young people dont vote because me, specifically, not voting this year will work out in his favor LIKE HELLO??? and then when he was leaving he told me he hopes i change my mind by november, which he meant both about voting and about who i would vote for, like LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE. ALOOOOOONE

[tronlightcyclerun]

i dont fucking think the events of the original movie actually happened in my timeline . i just dont think so. 1) i remember none of it (but that can be explained by my like. partial memory wipe or whatever) and 2) it just all Sounds Wrong . and doesnt fit with the events that i remember . and im canon divergent anyway . idk . also, the ""second movie"" is more of a reboot than a sequel since they were released like 25 years apart and the events of the second dont really fit with the first. idk

[xecat]

its ok , i will not be left alone with my thoughts. i will simply queue for duties in final fantasy xiv and play a lot of dungeons to get my mind off of things.

[the queue is still going after 20 minutes ]

i have no choice but to be left alone with my thoughts

[yourftmfriend]

heard u say smt abt sub miguel and i👀👀👀👀

listen irl im fucking smol ok???? im like,,,, 163 whoch means smt like 5’2 or smt idk

and the thought?????? of a super smol, sweet and just absolutely soft smol (bonus points if the reader is just a normal civilian) reader just absolutely fucking a 6’9 massive hunk of a half-spider human stupid is just mmmggghhhh

like the smol xiao with big reader but in reverse thing. miguel is fuckin LARGE and reader’s just an absolute sweet, smol bean next to him and the rest of the spider society is like “awww don’t be too hard on them, boss” not knowing that it’s actually HIM WHO GETS FUCKED STUPID

just the thought of an absolutely adorable smol bean being the dom of the relationship has had me in a chokehold recently

and u don’t have to add more to this thirst bby boo. i just wanted someone to listen to me ramble the most bad down, horrendous shit

— xiao anon

oh hellll yea i love your brain also i have been thinking abt this too I’m all abt big submissive boys

like it would be suchh a turn on for him too. your words about it makes him putty in your hands :(

“awwhh i wonder what your friends would think if they saw you like this…” and “their big mighty miguel reduced to a whiny slut in front of who…? a normal citizen that you’re supposed to be protecting..”

“you’re so much of a slut that you’ll settle for anyone at this point huh?”

oh hell he’d be whining and whimpering in your hands.

[kingkatsuki]

Chubby!reader who goes to one of those hero dinners with Bakugo. He picked out a matching dress with fhe help if his mother, think you look gorgeous and thanks to the dress you were 20 minutes late because you couldn't help bending you over the sofa before you left. But then, someone makes a comment as you pick up the canapés and all hellll breaks loose.

"Should you be eating that?"

And you stop. You're used to this, he was a fit and muscled pro-hero, you were just you. And even though he loved your soft body, the lush thighs and the way your body felt in his hands, he hated shit like this.

"Huh? The hell did you just say?"

Shellz this has been in my ask box for far too long, but oh my god Bakugou would lose his utter shit.

There would be news articles and tweet after tweet about how Dynamight kicked another Pro-Heroes ass at the gala— literally post after post of people unsurprised that the number two hero got into another fight. Saying that he should be cancelled and that a villainous Pro-Hero like him shouldn’t even have a career or a platform to begin with.

And his PR team are losing their shit, frantically trying to draft up a scripted apology for him to read out on the Hero Channel live the next day— trying to give him a bullshit statement about how he’s just been stressed lately. And Bakugou is like “I ain’t readin’ this shit, asshole deserves to be in hospital after what he said.”

And you feel so guilty that even though it’s not your fault, he still got himself into this because of you. So you decide to set the record straight, and you tweet your side out to your small following so people can understand why Dynamight acted that way.

And the outpouring of love and support from the Internet is insane, anything from people happy that Dynamight is celebrating body positivity to calling him a chubby chaser😂😭 and people calling the other Pro a fucking idiot because it’s obvious how hot you are?

But of course you already know that, because Bakugou had your ankles above your shoulders immediately after the gala to show you just how much he loves your perfect body.

“Better not fuckin’ change because of one shitty comment, sweetheart. You’re perfect.”

[missiridescent]

FUCKIN HELLLL LOOK HOW MASSIVE HIS ARMS ARE

[dappersautismcreature]

mayyybe mayybe all of the ships on qsmp are plattonic but they are queer as hellll. do you know any straight person who acts like these fuckin cubitos do? nope? yeah, theyre queer and gay as hell, even if they aint gay for eachother. (and theyre def not ALL platonic lmao)(lots of sex O_O sex sex gay sex faggot-y sex yes gay sex on qsmp)

[sbk-zgvlt]

Dead Harveston Sebek au idea: OG Sebek and DH Sebek swap dimensions for either a day or week (it’s up to you)

FUCKIN HELLLL you guys really want suffering (i also want suffering)

THROUGH THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, CANON BECOMES NOTHING, AND MY IDEAS AND YOUR ASK BECOME THE TRUTH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

But I also like things making sense even though they really dont. Make sense. So this happens during Spectral Soiree 🫶 When they enter the mirror, thats when the whole swap thing happens. Trey and Rook gape at the ghost of the freshman who was CLEARLY not a ghost before.

Meanwhile, Sebek curses inwardly, trying to find his bearings after that trippy ass fuck mirror trip only to look up and see EPEL who's gaping at him absolutely HORRIFIED.

Trey and Rook are. In shambles. They dont know if Sebek is DEAD dead or if this world is messing with them. Because this guy looks SO MUCH like Sebek. An exact replica, besides the hair being down and the frozen fingertips, and the scratches and tears on his applepom outfit.

...okay, they dont want to think about that. Trey prays to the Seven that he doesnt have to be the one to break it to Dia 3 that Sebek may or may not be dead.

Ghost Sebek meanwhile is greeting them like new friends, while FREAKING OUT in the inside. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

Meanwhile Epel is SCREAMING, he immediately tries to attack Sebek by throwing a bunch of shit at him (apples.) and Sebek screaming at him to STOP, FELMIER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??? Vil and Rook hear Epel's screams and enter his room. Vil's scold dies down in his throat when he sees Sebek, and Rook covers his mouth with his hand.

Epel relaxes a bit, realizing that his two seniors are with him and-

...surprisingly, its EPEL who faints.

[colderdrafts]

If it's not a bother, can I get your oc’s reaction to reader gifting them a two dolls that look like them and the reader holding hands(the reader mede it themselves)? I just thought it sounds sweet, have a great night/day💙

That's heckin' adorable, hellll yes. Have a good night/day too ☀️

Amren short circuits for a moment, baffled. Where did you even GET this? Wait. You MADE it? For HIM? Gingerly holds the dolls, careful not to damage them. He seemingly needs a moment to gather himself before giving a polite "Thank you". He doesn't know what else to say. Places the dolls alongside his rock collection on full display in the living room. Looking at them gives him an odd fuzzy feeling inside he doesn't know how to deal with.

Irwin goes ballistic, gushing about how it's the cutest fuckin' thing you've ever done. Grabs your shoulders and shakes you, just for good measure so you know he means it. "You! Are! So! Sweet! And! I! LOVE! YOU!" Will carry them around with him everywhere like a lucky charm, and has it on his desk when working. Smiles when he looks at it.

Dren's current cause of death is fondness overload. Extremely grateful you'd spend your time creating a charm that holds such significance - this must mean you really do appreciate his company, don't you? Keeps it close, and vows to weave you something personal in turn. Will ask you how you did it so you can compare notes on your seperate crafts.

Morgan is absolutely delighted. Can't help but yank you to them, holding you tight, your feet off the floor. A symbol of your connection, and you made it just for them? Could you get any sweeter? Would tease you like "If you want to hold my hand, you can just say so." Keeps it on their person at all times, and if anyone ever damages it, god help them.

[ttrulese]

my moots ar so fuckin hot wha the hellll

[salthat]

Aww hellll naw my city got fuckin bombed again and the bombs got really close to my house and a family friend of ours passed away with only their little boy surviving without an arm 💀💀💀

[emomanswhore]

YOUR TAG ON THAT GHOST POST ?_!!:('0$02 "he wont be laughing for too long once i rlly put my throat to work n let his dick laugh in my esophagus" istggg if you aint bringing this kind of energy to the table,,,get your bitchass OUTTA HEREEE!!!

this man needs to have his SOUL sucked out that dick until he is nothing but an actual ghost haunting this pussy for all of eternity #restinpussy 🛐 that man is gonna beg for mercy at the way i wrap my lips around him while i suck at his heavy pink tip like a dyson vacuum making rumbling noises deep within my diaphragm. im gonna be SINGING around his cock while i watch his baked as fuck lookin eyes roll to the back of his head behind that mask saying "fuckin hellll.." cause he knows im gonna be the reason he gets no sleep anymore— hes gonna have to literally PRY my head off like a cat trying to steal food from its owner but i wont stop the only word running in my mind being suck suck suck suck i cant even tell if I'm laughing crying or gagging on his dick anymore and neither will he

anyways this is fr how im tryna be with ghost <3

THIS MASTER PIECE NNOOOVVEEEELL YOU WROTTEEE STAYCEE PLEASEE LET ME BREATHE SHDGVV

absolutely. 1000/10. you deserve to be at the top of ghost’s certified throat goats™️ list. dyson vaccum sealed around the heavy pink tip ?? pry you off ???? begging for mercy ?????? staycee. congratulations you just been added to the bad girls club, n you’re not one of those that are ashamed to confess how much you wanna steal the life, heart, and soul outta that man. you should name your pussy the ‘haunted house’ cuz with the way you plan on snatching his life, ghost might as well be living in there #restinpussy🛐

[fru1tt0ast]

WHATS THIS?? 1960S TRANSGENDER SPIDERMAN EZRA WEBBER??? 😱😱😱💥

ezra doesn't even have a cat bro WHOS FUCKIN CAT IS THIS WHAT THE HELLLL...

i need to draw more of this stupid fag... i loev spiderman 🐈🐈

[the1975attheirverybest]

now i’m going down the sam fender rabbit hole thanks to you and look what i found!!

(idk if it’s common knowledge haha, i haven’t listened to his music a lot)

DUCKIN HELLLL JOHN WAUGHHHHH. VEE THANK YOU FOR THIS YOU HAVE MADE MY NIGHT.

Guys, my crush on John grows stronger by the day. 🥰 he’s so fuckin cool ugh. The sax is soooo attractive too. Will never get over the fact that I heard his solos live 🥰