#fucking imbeciles

[pinche-nath]

[disneydatass]

Quit acting like America is the worst place on earth! Banning guns isn’t going to solve anything

There’s been 38 mass shootings in 3 weeks!

(🖕)

[angelnumber27]

tHis CoUnTrY iS tHe bEsT iN tHe wOrLd they said

[anything3anywhere]

The Consultant may not be the greatest miniseries I've ever seen, but one line from Regus Patoff really stuck with me:

If it helps them to see me as a monster, so be it

If my brilliant name really rings in a conversation and helps them sleep at night, then I'm glad to help with their bad sleeping habits. I admit that I did them so dirty, and I have reflected on it. But it's laughable to me how they never addressed the inner elephants inside their hearts: being the absolute loud imbeciles about their problems with me. It is ironic how I am ranting their shit here, so yeah I'm loud as well.

They masked my existence to those innocent listeners as if I am some monster like Patoff, and I don't think I'll be able to face those people ever again. I feel like they are so proud for negatively describing me behind my back...and you know what? I'm prouder than them because they unmasked their own truth.

Keep up the good work, buffoons.

[boilingdreamland]

Some of you clearly don't understand that not every relationship has to last forever and sometimes going your separate ways Is a Happy Ending.

Sometimes a Relationship is just An Amazing Experience. Fleeting but no less impactful.

Sometimes Love can't Conquer All and that's Ok.

Simon and Betty had their amazing, crazy, millennia spanning relationship and loved each other as much as they possibly could. And now they get to Move On to the Next Adventure.

That's Beautiful.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 204

Danny is on a bit of a roadtrip. An accidental roadtrip and might be getting chased by some sort of assassins or whatever they were. Look, it’s not his fault, he was injured and out of it! How was he supposed to know that the Pits or whatever the people were yelling about were important. Or sapient. 

Actually, he should like… “How do you even know how to drive if you’re like, thousands of years old??” That was not what he was going to ask his current roadtrip buddy, but maybe he had a concussion. 

Ectoplasm-green eyes turned towards him from the road, framed by a mixture of black and white hair that shifted like his own. “You most likely don’t want to know the answer to that, actually.” Okay, but what if he did, huh? 

“Okay, but where are we going, because I don’t think this is my dimension…”  

They shrugged, their clothing shifting with the motion. Ha, ninja clothing for a sapient pool of ecto, or whatever it had been. “I am, not exactly familiar to things that were not known to those thrown into my blood, so we’re, I believe the saying is going in blind?”

“Oh. Okay. Y’know you’re kind of nice for an ecto-death pit thing.”

“... I am going to pretend I didn’t hear that, child.”  

“Okay. I’m going to go to sleep because my head hurts.” 

[chronicowboy]

i know insults are merthur's love language, i know that, but god if it still doesn't get me how both of them can make a scathing insult sound so goddamn tender. like, fuck, in the crystal cave when arthur gets hit by that arrow and merlin says: "listen to me, clotpole. i don't care if you die, there are plenty of other princes. you're not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending royal imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them. but i'm gonna give you one more chance." that's a love confession !!!

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

If I see the comment again that Leon loves Merlin so much that he would even help him murder Arthur, I will strangle someone.

SOMEONE DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. IT WAS NOT A POINT. THE POINT IS THAT LEON KNOWS THE DYNAMICS OF ARTHUR AND MERLIN SO SO THAT HE THOUGHT IT AS ANOTHER JOKE. I'm convinced that if Merlin fr did something to Arthur, Leon would be the first to strangle him.

like aaaaghhh stop.

[criptochecca]

this is ridicolous

[godasfarasyoureconcerned]

seen someone say it but it’s so poignant that izzy spends the entirety of episode 4 lashing out, screaming at the ship and at his own reflection. his anger and frustration comes out violently and he puts no effort into filtering it. he’s a drunk mess and doesn’t care to stifle his anger, if he even could. he’s used to feeling hurt and then lashing out. it’s normal for him to be hit and then go hit someone else about it. it’s normal for him to feel like shit and then go shout at someone about it. he can do that blackout drunk, and doesn’t even need another person around to do it

but when he’s gifted the leg, and suddenly given something to be actively happy about, he has to stifle his reaction. he suddenly has to choke back his emotion, and the words don’t even form. he can only shake and cry and keep himself as hushed as possible, literally clamping down with his hand to keep them restrained

anger is something he’s comfortable displaying even when intoxicated. but, even when intoxicated, bittersweet tears are something he feels he needs to literally hold in. anger is acceptable, anger is normal, anger is something he knows how to deal with. feelings of camaraderie, the sting of love like alcohol in a wound— he doesn’t know how to deal with it, nor is he comfortable sitting with it. it’s never been something he was allowed to embrace, and it’s still not something he even knows how to

sorta like if you keep getting hurt, your skin will scab and callous and you’ll get used to the feeling of that pain. it becomes normal and your body adapts to become tougher and more resilient. only problem with knowing how to power through wounds like that is that when it’s time to clean them, to wash them with alcohol to disinfect, it stings like something you’ve never felt. something deeper and sharper that your skin isn’t used to, something actively counteracting the way your body has adapted to repeated offenses. once you’ve felt enough scratches in your skin, the alcohol of healing hurts worse than yet another countless scratch

my poor guy has never ever healed from anything that’s happened to him, he’s always just powered through and calloused himself for the sake of efficiency. only realizing now that you can only power through with dirty open wounds so long before they start to fester and rot. poor guy doesn’t even know what healing feels like and he’s never been allowed to know. any previous attempts might’ve earned him “fuckin’ lightweight” and “if you can’t do it, someone else will” so even healing feels like something he has to stifle and keep quiet

[pinche-nath]

Bro, solo estoy viviendo :((

[riaspeaks]

I HATE these new caitlin clark / iowa fans so much. It really is like talking to a fucking wall with these idiots like why are you dick riding caitling so fucking much it's so fucking iritating cause first off they act like caitlin is the best player to ever exist AS IF like ever heard of diana taurasi? probably not you DIPSHIT maya moore? of course you haven't and the only wnba player they can ever name is stewie like brother you got into wbb two weeks ago stfu. realisticlly caitlin only scores that much because she HAS TOO she plays w a bunch of bums like no duh paige isn't gonna be dropping 40 every game because her team can actually FUCKING PLAY please put some respect on paiges name bro like she's BEEN number one caitlin realisticlly only got this popular because paige was injured oh and the fucking injury keep in mind she basically missed TWO YEARS so I'd say for not being able to play for two years she doing pretty fucling great once again PUT SOME RESPECT ON PAIGE BUECKERS SHES LITERALLY PAIGE BUECKERS

[witheredoffherwitch]

"Alicent constantly abuses Aegon by resorting to slapping him at any opportunity"

Bruh, some of y'all are as white as a sheet of paper and it's painfully obvious! If it were up to you, every immigrant woman would be labelled a "bad mother" 😭

[hawkzeyes]

Sometimes I’m smacked full force with yalls ablism because the way yall project how you feel about folks with depression on Clint is weird, implying he is lazy and can only manage grown adult things because someone else is there to hold his wittle baby hand 🥺

[cockyroaches]

outdoor cat advocates: NOOOOO HOW WILL I ENRICH MY CATS LIFE IF HE ISNT RUNNING AROUND IN THE ROAD BEING HIT BY CARS AND MASSACRING THE LOCAL BIRD POPULATION AND GETTING DISEASES AND

ppl with a cat that plays fetch: you would not believe it if i told you

[icouldhyperfixatehim]

intellectually obviously i knew that sandray is going to crush me under heel and grind but...god. they're going to de atomise me it's going to be such carnage i'm not ready. jojo tichakorn you have my elbow up behind my back and i'm tapping out, please reconsider