am has altered me for his own peace of mind, i suppose. he doesn't want me to run at full speed into a computer bank and smash my skull. or hold my breath till i faint. or cut my throat on a rusted sheet of metal.
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Customer: OUR HOLY FOREIGN UNITED KINGDOM. BECAUSE WE ARE PEACEFUL WITH OTHERS.
DMV: OH FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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fuk u lol by CORPSE is a banger and people are sleeping on it
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People fighting over ships and book characters, not disagreeing and discussing (I support this) but actually lobbing personal insults and threats and shit, is so fucking embarrassing what are y’all doing. If you’re calling someone a “brain dead skank” because they support Rhysand or a “dumb hoe” for liking Gwynriel over Elriel PLEASE STOP LOL LOOK AT YOURSELF 💀
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WHAT DID I SAY
WHAT DID I @#^$ING SAY
HE LITERALLY GETS TO DRIVE INTO THE SUNSET
he's as self-righteous and unapologetic as ever. wow. what a great development of character. what a change. what a fun time. gee whiz golly I sure am glad that happened. uugghhhhh.
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i want to say i would kiss all three tords regardless of bastard status but then i realised something
it's not just tord making them attractive
it's ur artstyle - u draw men really well
so uh
[kisses ur art and the way u draw] :3
HHHHHHHHHRRRRRR
thnak yuo,,,,,i like men,,,,,
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You don't even know my name, what do you know about me?
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