#funnel

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Okay I can't find it but there was this one post about someone secretly feeding you in your sleep and it's honestly all I've been thinking about for the past couple of days

Just imagine having someone who lives with you, a partner or even just a roommate, showing a funnel in your mouth every night while you sleep and just pumping you full of some fattening substance, maybe they'd put something in it to make you sleep hard so you don't wake up.

Over the course of the night you'd have thousands of calories pumped into you, stretching out your stomach to make sure that next time you can handle even more. Every morning you'd wake up swollen and bloated, confused as to why that is, because you haven't eaten since dinner, right? You'd brush it off and go get a breakfast anyway because it's the most important meal of the day after all, you can't miss it. And you'd go about your day as normal, eating and snacking as you always would.

That's why it'd surprise you when one day you'd find it impossible to button your pants. You'd admit that you have gained weight and try to work it off, watching what you eat, exercise, all of that.... But you wouldn't know that a certain someone is feeding you a week's worth of calories just in one night.

You'd furiously try to loose the weight, but it would just keep piling on. What once was a small pudgy belly has grown into a big soft wobbling gut. Every part of you would be covered in lard and none of your clothes would fit you anymore.

After some time you'd just give up, if you can't loose the weight no matter what you do then what's the point of dieting. So you'd give into your hedonistic urges and eat whatever your belly desires. Except your stomach would be so stretched out by that point that you just can't feel satisfied unless you gorge like a feral starved animal.

Maybe one day you'd find the funnel that was used on you all this time and instead of questioning it, you'd immediately use it yourself.

And maybe the person who was behind this the whole time would end up catching you with the funnel, while you're guzzling down pure slop and playing with your massive jiggling belly

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Funneling 1000 calories in under 2 minutes

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Your going to want to hear the groans of expansion !

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♡ Magic Mushroom Funnel ♡

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Anne Sexton, To Bedlam and Part Way Back; from ‘Funnel’

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From a video on valerievidalmedia

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Yasujiro Ozu

- Floating Weeds

1959

Naoto Takenaka

- Nowhere Man

1991

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Okay but how did you mount your funnel to the wall?? I've been trying to figure out a way to comfortably funnel feed myself forever (without buying a near $100 standing beer bong) and what you've done is akin to sorcery.

You’re gonna be so mad.

I went to the thrift store and found that metal item - no clue what it was originally for, I assume some sort of filing. I also found a second one in the same shape that’s admittedly prettier, but a little heavier.

Bought both for $5 total, then used two of the mid-size command hooks on my wall. Slipped that little metal thing over the hooks and well… the rest is history.

I got so lucky at the thrift store - I was going to go to a hardware store but something told me to stop, and I’m grateful I did.

Here’s what the mount looks like without the funnel:

It’s incredibly simple. The funnel I have has a little tab on one side of the open lip, I used a twist-tie to secure it to the metal bits against the wall so it wouldn’t just fly out.

And that’s all she wrote. I can easily take it down/put it back up as needed 😌

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From Concordia Teachers College's 1922 yearbook.

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Olympic at dock in Southampton, in the game Vehicle Simulator.