#funny action figures

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[aardvaark]

Beth Riesgraf: I just had thought before we did that take, I was like "Oh I should- she would think [kissing him] is the right thing to to do, but wait, I don't do that" and then she leaves him hanging.

— episode commentary from The Inside Job

[legbootlegit]

Plays authentic movie sounds when you press the button

[mischeva]

The only cop that matters tbh

[druidposting]

So gossip rags and magazines and newspapers are a common comodity in the Highest Light. All of these items (as demonstrated in appendicies) almost always have pictures attached to them, or on their covers, or between headlines.

Its also known that the incendiary imaging device is the only way to capture photos in the Midst Cosmos - this process is time consuming, lengthy, and dangerous. Its a whole ordeal every time you want your picture taken.

So what I'm thinking about is that Sev-Un-Teen appendix. Im thinking about Spahr's face plastered on the cover with that bright and shining smile. And im thinking about how many other magazines and papers and tabloids have images of him in them, because we know he was the Trust's media darling. But if its a potentialy deadly endevor to get your photo taken, i really dont think that these are actually photos of Spahr getting put on these magazines. I think theyre drawn portraits. I think a lot of the images published in Trust media are drawn portraits.

And theres a kind of horror to the idea that whatever artist is doing Spahr's portrait for the latest tabloid kind of has free reign over how they go about depicting him. They can dress him up, style his hair, do his makeup. Is there a new hairstyle trending in the Upper Trust? A piece of clothing they want repped? A specific emotion they need his face to convey? Now Spahr's depicted as wearing it, too, and he doesnt even know. He has no say in this. Its live photo shopping, but instead of just smoothing out pimples and blurring blackheads, youre building the entire image of the person from the ground up.

He's a doll to them. Something they can pose and dress and make pretty and consumable in whatever way they need.

[king-mera]

Everyone else:

Podcast:

[totallynormaly]

I'm crying, this is just gorgeous

This is promoting figure models for every character from Sbr that currently on sale /about to sell. These are made by Super Action Statue ( S.A.S. )

I'm soo excited for HP to get on sale!! I can't wait I need her fr. Waiting for Wekapipo and Ringo Road again!

https://x.com/medicos_et_j/status/1834517377649701297

[biblically-accurate-dca]

KILL!!!!!!!!!

[actionfiguresunite]

Hush sweet prince... I'm here to save you..

[short-wooloo]

Star Wars 30th Anniversary Collection #1 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Status: betrayed by his former Padawan

Characteristic: forced to destroy his friend

[misforgotten2]

So where are my Monsanto's Adventures Thru Inner Space ride action figures?

Vampirella #31 - March 1974

[91020321]

05/17/2023

[legbootlegit]

I turned some tiny dead crabs I found on the beach into comic action figures.

See details below. They're all based on characters from various Marvel universes, except for Crablante.

I took them to a local store for the photoshoot. I also left one crab behind for someone to find.

[pochapal]

btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.

[machetelanding]

[puppetsoftomorrow]

i think when sara and ava come back to earth to have their baby they discover theres like. So much hero merch. so their daughter gets supergirl barbies and action figures of the flash and the green arrow, along with sets of their bases, villians for them to defeat etc. and the legends think its fun so they fabricate a waverider play set and legends action figures for her too