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“Evil Mist” by @funsexydb
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I only posted some of the sfw pages, but this comic is the backbone of my existance. This is canon now. I don’t even know what happened in the Garlic Jr Saga, all I know is that this is canon now. 
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roninkairi · 8 months
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There is a time and place for these things Lois...
...but I am not gonna stop you from looking.
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alimbllt · 5 months
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Black bitch close your account black bitch 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿
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pcsjj · 7 months
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yeowangies · 1 year
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As a writer it pains me that I cannot add this (a dialogue bubble with a heart inside) to any of my fics, especially smuts
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natasha-bee-3 · 5 months
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@funsexydb
I love this bulma costume
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the-gochi-awards · 1 year
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And the winners of the 2023 Gochi Awards are...
Favorite A/U
Art: @wishballs 
https://twitter.com/wishballs/status/1604947975960428545?s=20
And @blauvixen https://twitter.com/Bzouuh/status/1587218978354642944
Fic: The Train to Sapphire by bardocksheadband and Homeward by Riptide
Favorite Drama
Art: @rocetademaiz​  https://t.co/X82jJmlNbA
Fic: In Another Life by CourtneyB 
Favorite Fluff
Art:
AllyD 
https://twitter.com/aline_carneiro/status/1624783918548324354?s=20
@lovelykotori 
https://twitter.com/lovelykotorii/status/1606366472342732813
@whirlydoodle  
https://twitter.com/WhirlyDoodle/status/1625630857611313156
Fic: 
Love for the 4th Time by Angelmatsuri
Moments (Oh Santa) by @gosha-chan​
Favorite Humor
Art
@funsexydb https://twitter.com/FunsexyDB/status/1627259592726962176
And @ksandraws57
 https://twitter.com/Ksandraws57/status/1563567385721724936?s=20
Fic: The Marriage Playbook by @elisajdb
Favorite Sexy Times
Art: @happygochi 
https://twitter.com/happygochi/status/1528429617207443460
And @lovelykotori-fa 
https://twitter.com/lovelykotorii/status/1625244627556003852?cxt=HHwWmMCzqZfYg44tAAAA
Fic: Yes Please by @elisajdb
True Partners by angelmatsuri
Favorite DBZ
Art: @miss-plum https://twitter.com/FrauleinPflaume/status/1588966370427146241?s=20
Fic: Life With You by @elisajdb
Favorite DBS
Art: @camlost737
https://twitter.com/CAMLOST737/status/1523185155137220609
Fic: Are You With Me? by @gosha-chan
Congratulations to all our winners, and thank you to everyone for participating and voting! Artists and writers responsible for the prizes will be contacted shortly!
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funsexydb · 4 months
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ace-artworks · 9 months
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So I did a series of Smash or Pass with @funsexydb on YouTube. Check them out!
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dbcalendar · 7 months
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Today we're coming in with a banger! Hands up for our next postcard artist:
🌶️ @funsexydb 🌶️
Her character will come in all shapes and sizes! But who is it?
⬇️ Start speculating ⬇️
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jacscorner · 6 months
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A quick commission for @redheartedtramp
Inspired by funsexydb's latest comic, she wanted a custom police alt of her OC, Ebony - which had lead to us talking about our own cyberpunk RP, but that's not a convo for here.
She specifically wanted a design that was 'slutty, but tasteful'. Which, I guess for me, translates to 'leotard, boots, fishnets, and belts'.
And I threw in a cyberpunk Jango; didn't charge her for this, lol, but we did talk about including him in the pic as an RP reference.
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alimbllt · 5 months
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secretsofdbz · 5 months
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Orders for the last remaining Calendars and Postcard sets for the @dbcalendar project are open.
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These are very limited quantities, and this is your last chance to grab any of them before they're gone forever!
Get yourself a gift (will arrive around December 5th to most places), support charity (Doctors without Borders is in DIRE NEED of help), and get amazing art!!
https://ko-fi.com/vonigner/shop
And check the artists and characters!! Many of whom you already know! FunsexyDB, WhirlyDoodle, ConceptCat, Asura from DBM, Ry, Yumi, DBZsenpai, Hyde, Kah...
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yeowangies · 1 year
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Close Encounter
PAIRING: Raditz/Reader RATING: Explicit CONTENTS: Explicit sexual content, little plot, attempt at humor. WORDCOUNT: 5370
Summary:
That was not a meteor. You were too close to see it wasn’t. You’ve never seen one during the day, so there was a chance you were wrong. But what you saw was clearly some kind of ship. An extraterrestrial ship.
This is how DBZ should have started
Notes:
This is supposed to be ridiculous and silly and even a little dumb (though the smut part should be sexy), not really meant to be taken seriously, so if you laugh that's alright. It's my attempt at humor.Also, this might be a good idea for a low budget porn film too if you think about it.
*I know that's not how the armor Raditz wears works, but I didn't want him to take it off, let's be honest that's part of what make the Saiyans hot. So I just made it a two piece armor.
I got some inspiration from some of FunSexyDB's comics.
Raditz would technically die after this, and I felt bad thinking about it so. I might write another chapter for this. I most likely will. But since I haven't started it yet, I'll just mark this as complete for now.
That was not a meteor. You were too close to see it wasn’t. You’ve never seen one during the day, so there was a chance you were wrong. But what you saw was clearly some kind of ship. An extraterrestrial ship.
Any encounter with an advanced species or civilization had ended poorly for the least developed one, at least that was the case in human history. And if space travel was a thing for this visitor’s species, then the Earth was done for.
You gulped. Well, if this was the end of humanity or something, you wanted to see it with your own eyes. Hopefully you were just making stuff up in your head, and this wasn’t the end of the world.
Walking through the open field and following the trail of smoke the mysterious falling object left, you finally found the crater it created when it reached ground. You couldn’t help but gape at the size of the cavity. You approached the edge slowly, settling your eyes on what was now obviously a spaceship, though not a big one, and you thought it was weird that it looked like a giant baseball.
You crouched down near the edge, staring at the ship with caution, too nervous to get closer to the craft. What kind of alien would step out of it? What would they look like? Your only references were the aliens in the movies, and you never bothered much to create your own illusion about it, so you were expecting a thin green body with a big round head and black eyes, too huge for its face. The idea of that species being human-eaters occurred to you, and you flinched instantly, but you discarded it quickly, trying not to shit your pants when you haven’t even seen anyone or anything come out of that ship yet.
Needless to say, you were stunned when the door of the spaceship opened, and a man stepped out of it. He looked human. Way too human. And a handsome one, nonetheless. 
You flushed at your own thoughts. You weren’t sure anymore if this person was an alien or a human. Maybe there was some experiment going on nearby, by a scientific or military base. A tall, sturdy man was not what you were expecting at all. What was odd was his long dark hair, and his attire, some kind of armor that showed too much skin, which only made you blush harder at the sight of such strong thighs. 
You yelped when he suddenly leaped in the air and landed outside the crater, just a few feet away from you. 
Well, he wasn’t human, alright.
He seemed to not have noticed you were near him at all, though you figured he must have known by the surprised noise you let out when he jumped. He looked around, muttering something to himself. 
You froze when he turned to you. You pursed your lips, trying to be as quiet and still as you could until you figure him out. He approached you slowly as he tapped a device he had on the side of his head.
“A power level of only 5?” 
His words didn’t seem directed at you, though his tone was scornful. His voice was deep, and it made your stomach somersault involuntarily. 
He stood directly in front of you, staring down at you with a contemptuous smirk. From where you were cowering, he looked massive. Even if you were to stand up at full height, he would still tower over you by a lot more. 
That was certainly the wrong time to be aroused by a man who not only looked like he was going to eat you, but also strong enough to easily snap you in half; though the thought only made your insides stir more. You facepalmed yourself mentally, embarrassed.
I could die yet here I am, drooling about an ALIEN man. 
Still, you didn’t dare to move an inch but you managed, in a very tiny voice, to at least ask the only question on your mind.
“Are you here to destroy this planet?”
“Not currently,” He scorned, not taking his eyes off you. “But we are considering it.”
“We?” 
He chuckled, but didn’t reply. You heard a voice coming from the device he was wearing but you couldn’t catch any word. 
“Hold on,” He replied to whoever was talking to him through the gadget, “I just found something tasty.”
You stared at him with eyes like plates. 
“You- you are not really gonna eat me, are you?”
You slowly backed away, but you ended up falling backwards on your butt. 
“Is that what Earthlings are into? Being eaten?” He was clearly teasing you, a wide grin on his face, but you still felt a shiver going up your spine.
“What?! N-no!”
When he laughed mockingly, you scowled at him. Whether or not he was going to eat you or kill you, you didn’t like that he was making fun of you like that, as if you were beneath him.
“What are you doing here? What do you plan to do?” You practically yelled at him. 
“Why should I tell you?” 
He took a couple more steps until he was looming over you. You could see every muscle tense in his body, and you gulped, feeling both afraid and turned on. It was wrong to feel like that at such a moment, but he was handsome and big. 
An idea occurred to you. Maybe that side of you that liked these kinds of men could help you. He may not be human, but if he was a man, you could try to entice him. For the benefit of the Earth, of course.
“Because if you promise to not attack this planet, then maybe I can help you.”
“And how would you do that?” He sneered.
“I can… do something for you.” It was his turn to scowl at you, clearly confused at what you were offering him. “I mean, you are cute, and you just said I was tasty, so…”
He seemed taken aback by your implication, but did not move an inch.
“Unless you literally want to eat me…” You quickly clarified, trying not to let your fear show on your face.
“Are all human females this crude?” He asked, and by the tone in his voice, you could swear he seemed a bit abashed by your insinuation. “Are you really offering yourself to me, woman?”
“I don’t offer myself to just anyone!” You replied, assertive. “And I’m doing this for the Earth!” 
“Of course you are,” He snorted, amused. “You’re quite feisty, aren’t you?”
You opened your mouth to reply, but the device was making noises again, and very loud ones. Whoever was talking on the other side seemed to be yelling, and the man in front of you furrowed his brows. 
“I will only delay my stay for a short while. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.” He responded, annoyed.
He took off his gadget and discarded it on the floor. Angry voices were still coming out from the speaker, but he didn’t pay them any attention.
“Very well, I won’t say no to something this tempting.” 
This time his words were directed at you with a wide smirk. 
You froze. Were you really going to do this in the middle of an open field with a literal (very handsome and intimidating) alien?
Apparently yes. And you couldn’t contain the excitement bubbling up inside you.
You gasped when you saw the furry belt around his waist stir and move, realizing that, in fact, it was not a belt. 
“Y-you have a tail!”
The appendage moved closer to you and slid up and down your leg, making you flinch as he chuckled at your reaction. The situation was getting weirder and weirder, but you wouldn’t relent. You didn’t want to relent. 
The only thing that might make you back out was hidden underneath that armor. And you hoped to God that he was somewhat human underneath his attire, or else you wouldn’t know how to get out of that one.
You sat up and got on your knees in front of him, locking your eyes into his, showing how willing you were. His tail slowly moved towards your face, surprisingly caressing the skin on your cheek. You quivered and looked at it curiously, still not used to something like that touching you, but you turned your attention back to him. 
He may not even care, but you still gave him your name before asking for his.
“Raditz.”
You thought it was funny how it sounded like ‘radish’ but you didn’t comment on it. 
“Can I see you now?” You asked, poking the lower portion of his armor. 
“Aren’t you eager?” He said, pulling down and removing the lower part of his protection.*
“Well, I’m… hoping you don’t look like a squid in there.” You choose to reply sincerely.
Raditz laughed genuinely, and you were startled that it didn’t scare you. Quite the contrary, you felt your stomach flutter, and your face heated up a little subsequently. 
Warm expectation bloomed inside you when he pulled down his trunks, exposing himself to you. He snickered when you gaped at him. Raditz was a large man, and his cock was commensurable to his body. Still, you couldn’t hide your shock. Would that actually fit inside you? Or in your mouth?
Not only did it look human, but it was also incredibly enticing. 
“I assume this is what you were expecting.” He said, smiling smugly.
The gleam in your eyes when you looked back up at him was your answer. 
He was half hard, and you carefully slid your fingers up his thighs, aiming for the prize. He wasn’t as patient, and he took his dick in his hand, pumping it a few times until it stood at full size. It was hot when you finally wrapped your hand around his cock, stroking it softly. Raditz groaned, but he didn’t take his eyes off you. 
You looked him in the eye when you darted your tongue to lick at the underside all the way up to the tip. He cursed under his breath, not breaking eye contact when you lapped at the head. You ran your tongue up and down again, placing open mouth kisses along the way, and you could tell he was already having a hard time keeping his eyes open, struggling to give in and just feel the pleasure you were giving him. 
When you finally wrapped your lips around his cock, Raditz threw his head back, grunting loudly. One of his hands rested on your head, threading through your hair, but he didn’t push you, which you appreciated. You stroked the rest of his dick that wasn’t in your mouth, gently sucking at the head. 
“Are you teasing me, woman?” He asked, with a light breathy chuckle. 
Raditz was obviously enjoying the slow build up, and you were glad he valued your expertise. You flattened your tongue on the slit as thank you, and he groaned in response. 
You didn’t actually want to do this fast; you wanted to enjoy yourself as much as you could as well. It was a weird situation to be in, but it was strangely exciting. His face was manly and attractive, and at that moment, contorted in pure lust. You felt proud you could make him feel that way, and it added to your own arousal, already feeling your panties and shorts sticking to your skin. 
Encouraged by the reaction you were earning from him, you tried to take more of him in, steadily sliding your lips up and down his cock. You pulled back a few times to lick at the tip, trying to relax your throat before taking him in again. His hips bucked slightly into your mouth as you fit him more and more inside, and when the head grazed the back of your throat, Raditz growled, low and deep. 
His grip on your head tightened, and while he didn’t push you down onto his dick, you knew he wanted to. You pulled off him almost all the way out, and quickly swallowed him once more, fully relaxing your throat. You flattened your tongue on the underside and moaned purposely around him. He must have felt the vibration of your voice because the groan he let out was so deep, it was music to your ears.
“Fuck, you sure know what you are doing…” His voice was hoarse, and his eyes were completely unfocused. 
You hummed, bobbing your head up and down, and his hips snapped once more. 
By the way his cock was starting to twitch and how loud his groans were getting, you knew Raditz was going to come soon. His hips kept moving, and you kept your hand at the base to keep him from pushing in too roughly, and you hollowed your cheeks, sucking hard. He grunted, spilling curses with every single one of your moves. 
You bobbed your head, moving up and down his cock, until he suddenly shoved almost all the way inside, hitting the back of your throat. Raditz came with a guttural growl, his dick pulsing inside your mouth, and you tried hard not to choke, swallowing down as much as you could. His hips moved slowly, riding out his orgasm, and you dug your nails into his thighs, struggling to breathe, until he finally pulled out, a couple of cum drops falling from your lips onto the ground and your shirt.
His hand didn’t leave your head, trailing down and softly stroking your cheek as you tried to catch your breath. You were surprised he wiped away the few tears welling up your eyes. While he didn’t seem like a gentle man, some of his actions certainly were. 
“I’ll give you credit where credit is due.” Raditz looked lost, yet his eyes were even darker than before. “That mouth of yours is sure worth more than this planet.”
You looked at him quizzically for a second, as he kneeled down in front of you.
Oh, right. You were doing this for the Earth. 
“Does that mean you are gonna spare us?” You cleared your throat, and he ran his thumb over your chin, wiping away the remains of his load on your face.
“I haven’t decided yet.” Raditz leered at you, his eyes traveling down your body slowly, taking you in. “I still have to taste you.”
“Huh?”
With a finger against your forehead, you were suddenly pushed on your back to the ground. You cried out, surprised that he had taken you down with only a finger. You shrieked again when he suddenly pulled your shorts and underwear down in one move. 
“Why are you yelling?” Raditz asked with a sneer, throwing your clothes behind him haphazardly. “Is this not part of the deal?”
“N-no, I was just surprised-” You gasped when he suddenly opened your legs, staring directly at your exposed sex, and you felt your face heat up abnormally under his gaze. 
You were obviously turned on, you must have been wet, you knew you were. But you didn’t want him to look at you in broad daylight, completely exposed. Though you seriously doubt he cared whether or not you were fully shaved or if your thighs were a little chubby, you were still self conscious. 
The look in his eyes confirmed that he didn’t give a shit about whatever insecurity you had about your body. He looked hungry, and you wondered briefly if he wasn’t going to literally devour you. 
“You are not… going to actually eat me, are you?” You asked, staring at him with a slightly worried expression.
“Of course not,” He snorted, his eyes settling on yours for a moment. “If I wanted that, I would have already done it.”
“That does not sound reassuring at all…”
You yelped when he suddenly bit down on your thigh, not hard to pierce the skin, but enough to make your body jolt. You gasped once more when he licked and sucked on that spot, surely leaving a bruise there. There was a tingle growing between your thighs as Raditz raised your leg, licking and nibbling at your bare skin. He took his time exploring both of your limbs, kissing, nipping and sucking various places he could reach, and you couldn’t help the moans spilling from your lips the closer he got to your entrance.
You were certainly not expecting this kind of foreplay. Especially not from a handsome alien who seemed to be there to wipe out humanity or something.
When he settled on a particular spot on your thigh, near your core, you whimpered pitifully. There was going to be bruises all over your legs and Raditz had taken his sweet time marking you, and yet he still hadn’t reached your most sensitive part. He chuckled darkly at the sounds you were making, apparently taking pity on you. 
“You’re driving me crazy,” He said, pulling away. “You must taste good if you smell this tempting.”
His words confused you, but you didn’t have time to dwell on them. He sat up, and you thought he was going to ease his cock inside you. Your breath got caught in your throat when he suddenly lifted your hips, bringing them up towards his face and bending you over with your legs up in the air, your upper back pressed on the ground. You couldn’t flush more even if you tried, your core was practically in his face as he wrapped his arms around your hips to keep you in place. You felt completely vulnerable, and you covered your face with your hands, almost ashamed at how aroused you felt by basically being at the mercy of such a man. 
“Are you really blushing, girl?” He snickered, his eyes looking at you from between your thighs. “Weren’t you begging for this?”
“I wasn’t begging!” You cried out when his breath ghosted over your lower lips, making you flinch. “Please stop playing with me…”
You wailed when his tongue traced your folds, slowly all the way up to your clit. 
“I thought you weren’t begging.” He mocked you, before licking inside you once more.
You whined weakly, too lost in the sensation of his mouth against you to even pay attention to what he just said. His tail wrapped around your waist, and you gasped when it squeezed you, finding the gesture reassuring. 
Raditz practically buried his face in between your legs as he devoured you. He messily dragged his tongue everywhere he could reach, not leaving any trace of your entrance untouched. He was gauging your reaction, paying attention to every sound coming from your lips and every move of your body. While every place he touched felt incredible, when his tongue flicked over your clit, you moaned louder and your legs twitched in response. He hummed, smiling against your skin, now focusing on lapping at your clit thoroughly. 
It was an uncomfortable position to be in; you placed your hands on his thighs, gripping onto him tightly, trying to find something to anchor yourself with as he dived into you. Your hips bucked as a reflex from the stimulation, but his arms around you kept them in place. Your legs flailed and twitched every time his warm tongue flattened on your clit, but you wished you could actually wrap them around his head to squeeze him. You were completely at his mercy, bent over and utterly devoured, all you could do was moan, your vision turning blurry around the edges. 
When Raditz suddenly eased two fingers inside you, you whimpered, feeling as if your entire body was on fire.
“Oh, God!” You moaned loudly when he pumped his fingers, feeling warmth in your belly growing tighter and tighter with each passing second.
He chuckled darkly against your skin, continuing to lick at your clit with precise pressure, his fingers curling inside you, touching where you needed him to. You couldn’t control your legs from jolting wildly, as your mind began to go blank.
You felt suddenly empty when Raditz removed his fingers and pulled his mouth away from you, making you whimper as the heat inside you slowly decreased. You were in a haze, breathing heavily, too overwhelmed to ask him why he stopped before you could reach your end. Trying to focus your eyes, you looked at him as he eased your hips back down, feeling the muscles of your back relax as you touched the ground.
“You taste so much better than I imagined,” Raditz wiped away the wetness from his face with the back of his hand, and he spread your legs open to settle in between them. 
His eyes were intense, blown by desire, as he looked into yours. You felt small in a delightful way; if he wanted to swallow you whole, you would let him gladly.
He leaned in and kissed you hungrily, tongue intertwining with yours immediately. You wrapped your arms around his neck, the cool material of his armor creating goosebumps all over your skin. His hair was surprisingly soft when you pet him, and you swore you heard him make a sound similar to a purr against your lips. 
You threw your head back, gasping and breaking the kiss when you felt his cock pushing into your entrance. Raditz grunted, burying his face into your neck, obviously feeling how tight you were around him. You clung onto him until he was fully sheathed by your warmth. It was a delicious stretch, with a tinge of pain that set your nerves ablaze. 
“Fuck, you’re tight…” He whispered against your ear, grazing his teeth on your earlobe. 
He pulled all the way out before slamming hard into you. You screamed, feeling him all the way inside you. You didn’t get a second to catch your breath as Raditz set up a harsh pace, thrusting into you roughly. 
Closing your eyes tightly, the dull ache of the stretch of his cock inside you began to fade with every snap of his hips against yours, until there was nothing but pleasure. Your gasps soon turned into moans, long and loud as he kept sliding into you deliciously hard. 
With his size and the rhythm of his thrusts, it was impossible for his dick not to stroke that sensitive spot inside you. The noises spilling from your lips got louder, your legs instantly wrapping around his waist to keep him as close as possible. Raditz groaned against your ear, nipping at the skin of your neck. 
“Feeling good?” The tone in his voice was meant to be teasing, but you knew he was too lost in the sensation of his cock wrapped around your wet warmth to truly mock you. 
You still nodded desperately, afraid he would stop like he did earlier. 
“I love it! Don’t stop!” You begged him, your grip around his shoulder tightening. 
Raditz groaned, pushing inside you almost violently, making you cry out. 
The world shrunk as Raditz kept ramming inside you, his dick opening you up with every move. You had quickly forgotten you were in an open field. Animals roamed those lands, and even people passed by every once in a while. You had no doubt anyone could see you or even hear you with how blaring your screams were, and even more so, the sound of skin slapping against skin was loud enough to catch anyone’s attention. 
But you didn’t give a shit at that moment, too busy feeling pleasure building back its intensity inside you with every slide of his thick cock into your core. 
You gasped, surprised, when he pulled out suddenly. Raditz turned you over in the blink of an eye, and you were face down on the ground as he lifted your hips up, gripping your flesh tightly as he plugged inside you swiftly. You wailed, his dick seemingly sliding more deeply into you from that position, reaching new places that made you see stars. 
The wind was knocked out of you and your whole body trembled when you felt one of his hands sneak around you to rub at your clit.
“You enjoyed being touched here?” He growled, thrusting into you in sync with the strokes of his fingers.
A stuttered moan was your answer.
You weren’t used to it being so rough. You weren’t sure if any human could actually be so rough. That must have been why it felt the way it did, so brutal yet so good, it was addictive. You didn’t want him to stop, you wanted to feel his cock pulse inside you when he came. 
Raditz grabbed your hips hard, most likely leaving marks on your skin, as he kept ramming into you at an almost violent pace. Your face was in the dirt, scraping against the grass, and your knees were starting to ache from being pounded so roughly from behind, but the pleasure was so good, so thrilling, it only added to your current state. 
You felt his tail take the place of his fingers, caressing your clit instead, and you dragged out a long moan. He was relentless as kept thrusting into you, but you noticed his hips faltering. He was getting close, but so were you. In fact, you weren’t sure you could put it off any longer. It was an incredible fuck, you didn’t want it to end just yet. 
You dug your hands into the ground, like trying to get a hold of something while his hips kept snapping against your ass, faster and harder. His tail increased the speed of its strokes on your clit, and you soon felt on the edge, ready to tip over.
“Oh God, fuck, fuck, please-!”
The words coming out of your mouth soon turned into indecipherable sounds when your orgasm washed over you. It was so intense, like electricity passing through your veins, as your whole body shivered and your toes curled. 
His rhythm faltered, Raditz feeling how you clenched around his cock when you came, and he groaned, holding onto you tighter, chasing his own climax. The way he kept slamming into you only prolonged your release, your walls still clamping around him, and you started whimpering.
With a growl, and his tail wrapping tightly around your waist, Raditz came inside you. He thrust into you hard, his dick throbbing and filling you up. His hips jerked forward a couple of times, riding out his orgasm, and your body quivered underneath him. 
You were both panting hard as you slowly came down from your high. He didn’t pull out immediately, and his body shifted behind you, his hands letting go of your hips. One of them sneaked around your neck, pulling you back from the ground to press you against his chest, and you gasped, still feeling his cock inside you.
“Fuck, girl, you did it, you have me hooked.” Raditz murmured into the skin of your cheek, voice hoarse. 
He turned your head to kiss you, sloppy and messy, and you tried to kiss him back, but you were still too far gone to properly do it. He broke the kiss but lingered on your lips, looking at you like he was still hungry for more.
“I want to have you more,” He said, running the back of his hand over your cheek. You were amazed; he was getting the dirt off your face. “Once I’m done with my mission, I’ll come find you.”
You blinked a couple of times, still in a haze. Was he actually saying those words?
Raditz pulled away then, and you hissed when he slipped out of you. You yelped when his hands squeezed your ass, before he stood up, rearranging his clothes and putting his armor back in place. You turned to lay on your side, still a little weary to get up, and you watched him curse under his breath as he grabbed the device he had discarded earlier. Voices were still coming from it, and he grimaced when he put it on his ear.
“Shut up, I’m going now!” He exclaimed to whoever was talking to him on the other side of the line. He gave you one last look before turning around.
You sat up, trying not to get yourself dirtier than you already were, and gasped when you saw him suddenly launch into the air and fly away. You stared blankly at the spot that was Raditz until you couldn’t see him anymore. 
He had actually flown into the sky. You weren’t exactly sure if you were dreaming or not. Everything was too crazy, even the sex had been crazy. Albeit crazy good, but still unbelievable. 
You gathered your clothes, putting them back on rapidly, trying to somehow shake the dust and dirt off of it, though you knew you would need to wash them and take a shower yourself. You looked for your phone that had fallen out of your pocket, quickly dialing a number on it. 
“Bulma, pick up!” You exclaimed, turning around and walking fast from where you came from. “You will shit your pants when I tell you what just happened!”
*
“That son of a bitch! He actually fucked an Earthling woman!” Nappa exclaimed, frustrated. 
Vegeta grunted, annoyed that a man could be so weak. No wonder he was a second class soldier. He didn’t use the right head. 
“And she sounded really spunky too!” Nappa went on. 
Vegeta didn’t even turn to look at him, going to sit on a fallen branch, on the planet they just purged. 
“Get a hold of yourself!” He yelled at his underling. “Raditz was an idiot for being so easily swayed by a female.”
“I know. But she did sound fun. You heard the noises she made.”
Vegeta growled. Of course he heard. He hadn't meant to but it was impossible not to when the noises coming from the scouters were so damn loud. He didn’t want to think that a woman would so easily offer herself like that, with such a vulgar display. What kind of disgusting people even inhabited that planet?
He shifted, readjusting his position to hide his erection. 
“Maybe we should go visit that place,” Nappa tried again. He did not try to hide his fascination over that encounter with an apparently hedonistic race. “There must be a reason why Kakarot decided to stay there all this time after all.”
“Are you insinuating we mate with those lowlifes?” Vegeta snarled. 
Nappa snorted and smirked.
“Not mate, but have fun. We can always purge that planet afterwards.”
‘Have fun’. How crude. At least Vegeta knew how to control such basic urges. 
“We’ll wait until Raditz finds his idiot brother.”
“Very well.” Nappa paused for a moment before speaking again. “Some of the inhabitants of that planet, the humans, are similar to our race in anatomy.”
Vegeta raised an eyebrow, waiting for his subordinate to continue.
“We could attempt to reproduce and bring the Saiyan race back to its glory.”
“You’re overstepping,” Vegeta grunted, angry that Nappa would propose such a repulsive idea. “Our blood will lose its honor if we mix it with an inferior species. Our power might even weaken. The offspring could have a ridiculous appearance, pink or even blue hair for all we know, it would be a disgrace.”
“Maybe you’re right. I would still like to stop off there.” Nappa smirked, licking his lips. “Raditz gave in easily, but there must be a reason for it.”
“He’s a fucking idiot.”
“Not all alien women look remotely close to us. Most of them are hideous. If he gave in, she must have been really attractive.”
Vegeta groaned, infuriated that the few Saiyans left were so stupid and lecherous, they would lose themselves so quickly into whatever pussy crossed their path. He ignored his own hard-on; if he got aroused it was simply a biological reaction. He would never succumb like that.
He did not comment anything else regarding the matter, and focused on Raditz, who seemed to have found his brother from what they could hear from the scouter. 
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