#fuuuuuuucking hell bro

[hoshigray]

oh hoshi how much i love you im so happy we think alike and are intertwined. i've also been thinking about choso and geto a lot but like together and oh my god its ruining every part of me. like i'm thinking maybe like a rockstar au but also rockstar au's always happen but then i was thinking like college student type shit like idk but i kinda just need them inside of me :P

- megan anon

OMFGGGGGG MEGAN I MISSED THESE CONVOS OF OURSSSSS !!! 🗣🗣🗣 okay okay hmmmm rockstar aus are so fun, but I get it; they happen a lot; HOWEVER, I have been thinking about Rockstar! Choso like months ago, like you being his number one fan and you win a chance to have a one on one session with him, and you surprise him with how much you know about him that he begins to be infatuated with you – someone who's the star fan of the least popular member of the rock band...fuuuuuck that would be such a cute story, actually (and you know the boy has dick piercings, let's be real!!). He would sneak you in during the band practices, pull you in somewhere quiet and have you suck on his dick bc he got hard from glancing at you watching him practiceFUUUUUUCKKK 😫😫😫😫

Now college student aus have been frequent in my mind as of recent, esp with geto!! I can't help but think of him as a bioengineering major, in sports like lacrosse or hockey. He's such a heartthrob, easily pulling your heart the first moment you guys are assigned on a project together. And he gets feelings for you HARD but in secret, like sneaking himself to be close to you while he explains something on the textbook or patting your head or back when you get something right!!! Oh shiiiiit imagine him having you stay in his dorm for the weekend when all his roomies are away, and he uses this opportunity to FINALLY have you under him!?!? placing soft kisses in the crook of your neck while he praises you for taking in his girth like good girl MAAAAAAANNNN LETME STOP!!

[trashbaget]

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[alicegokugirl]

Idiot (one shot drable)

pairing - pah-chin x AFAB!reader

warnings - nsfw // minors dni // fatphobic insults //squirting // mentions of milfs // mentions of stepcest in pornography

author's note - my beautiful, underrated pah-chin loves you so much he can't help talking about you all the time. ♡

Everyone knows that Pah doesn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend.

No, because it should actually be scientifically studied the way he can turn every single topic of conversation into something about you.

"Man, these pancakes are the best!"

- "My baby's taste way better."

"Fuck, I just know today is going to rain."

- "Better not, girlfriend's got a hair appointment at 2."

"Your bike needs some work, dude."

- "Whatever man, just make the handle pink so it matches m'lady's nails."

The girls love it, thinking it's adorable the way Pah is head over heels with you and wishing their own boyfriends talked about them like that when they weren't around.

On the other hand, the boys had already started developing eye problems from how many times they rolled them.

It might seem contradictory, but no one, not even the dumb ones, ever entertained the thought of telling Pah to shut up for one second.

Because between the ridiculous amount of useless information shared by the loose-lipped blond about your food allergies, your haircare routine and your favourite brand of toothpaste there were some precious gems.

Pah is not dumb at all... but he's definitely stupid.

And it only took someone slightly smarter than him to get him spilling out all the dirty details about your sex life (usually Kazutora).

So when there's nothing else to steal, destroy or graffiti, when the boys are bored out of their minds, Mikey signals to Kazutora to bring out the porn mag they stole from Shinichiro sometime ago.

And with a loud, exaggerated sigh and a purposeful slam of the magazine against a nearby low table, story time begins and the all the young men gather around.

"Shit- This one is hot." Kazutora points at the wrinkled page that illustrated an older woman getting pounded from behind by a younger man.

"Stop with the fucking milfs nobody likes them except you." Smiley slapped Kazutora's hand away and turned the page. "Nah. This shit is way hotter."

"Hell no, man! Stepcest again? You're so fucking weird." Draken shoves the two men aside and opens the magazine on a random page.

"Fuuuuuuuck yeah..."

"Finally, some good fucking food."

"Shit! I'm getting horny."

Groans of approval were heard throughout the hideout as the boys contemplated the picture of a blond woman, laying down on a white bed with white, fluffy sheets, legs open and hand between them, shoving two fingers inside what had to be the wettest pussy they have ever seen.

"Bet it squirts." Mitsuya says looking above Draken's shoulder.

"Big brain Mitsuya." Baji commented.

"Bet it leaves the whole bed soaking after you feed her a bit of this!" Mikey gets up and grabs his crotch.

"Gross dude."

"Hahaha~"

"My babe does it better."

Bingo.

And just like that, the ruckus was happily quieted down by Pah-chin's comment.

"Really, Pah? We don't believe it..." Sanzu teases, a shit eating grin on his face.

"Yo- Pah might be a jackass but he ain't no liar." Peh-yan jumps to defend his friend.

"Damn right. If I tell ya'll my girl can squirt buckets, you better believe my dick gets fucking wet everytime we fuck." He says, punching the table hard.

"Jesus, calm down bro. We believe you." Mitsuya awnsers.

"Yeah, it's just hard to believe you can make your girl squirt." Kazutora intervenes, hoping to get Pah to share a bit more about his hot girlfriend.

"Well, yeah it's not hard when you have a canon like mine and a pretty pussy like hers."

"Really? Who would have thought?" Kazutora faked innocence.

"Yeah, you virgin fucks have no idea what's like having a pair of fat tits bouncing on your face while a girl like my babe is making a mess on your cock." Pah crosses his arms and leans back, a proud smile adorned his face.

"Fuck yeah, we don't. Tell us more." Mikey provokes.

"Imagine this, virgins. My good girl, her tight pussy, and the biggest fucking mess. Nah, cause when I tell ya'll there's not one time when I fuck her that she doesn't squirt you better believe me. Last time- and hear me out- I was tongue deep in her. The thickest fucking thighs almost suffocating me. Can you imagine? A hot girl like my darling riding your face?"

"Not really, something more detailed might help." Kisaki said, pushing his glasses up his nose in a way that hid the blush creeping up his cheeks.

"Then listen to me, four-eyes. She is so fucking thick my hands could barely take hold of her ass. Not like I really could anyways. My baby is a freak and everytime she sits down she rides. And call me a fucking fatass but when I have a meal, I feast. Man, I had been eating her out for an hour when her legs just started shaking. She started telling me she had to pee or something but I had the best earmuffs and could hear jack shit. Next thing I know, I had my pretty pussy squirting all over my face."

"Damn..." Mikey whispers.

"Hell yeah. If my girl doesn't end up passing out on me after we fuck than I don't want it. Damn... just thinking about her cute clit swollen and lips all puffy is making me hungry again. Nothin' beats that view, virgins."

"Doubt. You could show us." Hanma says, optimistically.

"AND VIOLATE MY GIRL'S PRIVACY LIKE THAT? YOU DISRESPECTING MY GIRL? WANNA FIGHT?"

"Damn, fatty. Just askin'."

"Whatever, bean pole. I'm outta of here. Gonna let my Queen sit on her throne today." He says, getting up and walking out the hide out, closing the door with a loud bang.

Immediately everyone looked at Hanma.

"Stupid fuck."

"You had to ruin it, dumbass."

"Kill yourself, bro."

"You sleep outside today, idiot."

"Whatever. I'm one free popsicle coupon away from getting those videos and I'm not going to share."

i take requests from multiple fandoms. ♡

[joespookyregardinghappenenings]

BRO THATS CREEPY AS FUUUUUUUCK

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

GET AWAY FROM THAT DEAD BODY

AND THEN IT JUST ENDS.

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFFFFFFFFFF

[mrsweasley23]

God bless Steve the voyeur (Part 1) NSFW

Full fic on ao3

The first time had been an accident. Steve's night didn't exactly pan out as planned and, as he stumbled his way into the apartment he shared with Eddie, his eyes fell on the pile of clothes in the middle of the living room. He was pretty sure he'd never seen Eddie in a sweater. And then he heard it. Fuuuuuuuck. Steve's hearing wasn't great but there was no mistaking that Eddie was not alone.

He should have shouted out, banged the door loudly to let Eddie know he was home. Bro code or something like that. But there was something about the feral sounds coming Eddie's room that stopped Steve in his tracks. Without a sound, he made his way closer to Eddie's room, following the siren call; his breath hitched as the growls and thumps intensified. Fuck, was that a slap?! He heard Eddie's name, moaned, screamed, barked. Eddie. Fuck. Harder. Fuck. Deeper. Fucking hell. More.

Steve spun on his heels. I can't fucking do this! This is Eddie. I can't listen to him have sex. What sort of fucking friend does that make me? But he was four whiskeys and three beers down. He was fucking curious. Sure, he knew Eddie was gay but hadn't really given much thought to what that entailed. The brain said no, but the dick? The dick wanted to stay. So Steve leaned closer to the door, Eddie's ragged words burying themselves into his ears, tattooing themselves onto his skin.

"You're so fucking tight. Fuck. So good. Can't wait to fill your ass with my cum. Touch yourself. Touch yourself while I fuck you".

Steve closed his eyes, allowing the words to wash over him as he imagined exactly what was going on behind that door. Was Eddie naked? Was the guy bent over the bed? Was Eddie kissing him? The guy was clearly having a great fucking time, no matter the logistics. Good for Eddie, Steve thought. And then a groan ripped through the apartment, a direct line straight to Steve's cock. Fuck it. He was drunk. Eddie wasn't leaving the room anytime soon. And so, Steve's hands made their way frantically down his pants, grabbing his cock with a tightness that certainly wasn't his usual tack.

And listening to his housemate fuck, Steve came, biting into his own arm to stop the moans he so desparately tried to contain.

The first time was an accident. But Steve was hooked.

[hyperfixationspam]

s2 finale liveblog

good morning sluts i am so fucking scared

hes in his meditation era

"idk a wave or something" babygirl i love you

OH THE DADDY ISSUES

STOP SAYING SIMPLE

SSHSHSKSHDJS POOR BABYGIRL HE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED SO BAD

SWEETHEART WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IS HE BEING MUTINIED FROM FISHING 😭😭😭

YEAH THEY ARE DICKS TELL EM BB

ZHENG IS FINE SHES IN THE TRAILER FUCK YOU

"britain never shall be slaves" 🫤 interesting choice of words

PETES POOR BALD HEAD 😭

JACKIE LOOKS SO SAD 😭😭

RICKY YOU BITCH MY ENEMY FUCK YOU

YOUR NOSE?? YOU FREAK

EWW YOU BITCH I HATE YOU

ZHENG!!!!!

OH GOD SHES HAVING FLASHBACKS

OH THIS IS WHERE THAT SCENE IS FROM

AUNTIE CANT BE DEAD NOO 😭😭😭

ZHENG BB GET UP PLS

STEDE!!!!

"or is it?" loser i love you

ZHENG HELL YEAH!!!!!

her fixing her pigtails 😭 shes so cute

ED POOR SWEETIE

OH. OK.

hes already added a third daddy to have issues about what an icon

YEAHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

SHUT UP RICKY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

lmaooo izzy coming into "well actually 🤓☝️"

PINOCCHIO 😭😭 WE LOVE A CALLBACK

IZZY STOP WITH THE CANDLES

"the brains of this operation" 🤮🤮🤮 U RACIST BITCH

IZZY LORE???

HEY JACKIE. WHATS THAT. JACKIE

THE SOLDIERS READING THE LETTER NO NO NO NO

SOOOOOOOBS

ED READING THE ROMANTIC LETTER WHILE MURDERING THESE BITCHES 😭😭 I LOVE YOU

GNOSSIENE REMIX???

"WE WROTE OUR NAMES ON EACH OTHER" SHUT UPPPPPP

SWEET BABY

"you wrote me a lovely letter!!! 😡" why is he mad now shskdhskd

stede practically tripping over his own feet is so funny

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL ROMANTIC HERO TO STEP IN

YEAHHHHH

THE MUSICAL CALLBACK 😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE HIS DREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HEARTBREAKING AND STUPID AND LIFE SHATTERING

zheng being like "ok we need to hurry this up so you bitches can be gay" queen

THE LONG AWAITED FIGHTING TOWARDS EACH OTHER SCENE!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA

SWEETHEARTS 💕💕💕💕💕

KISSY!!!!!!!

"lifes a dick" real 😭

KISSY!!!!! THATS KISSY NUMBER FIVE NUMBER SIX IF YOU COUNT THE SECRET ONE

HE SAID IT!!!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!

bro hit him with the star wars reference 🫤

ZHENG 😭😭

wait has ed not met zheng??? i completely forgot

"shes super tough" "GUYSSSSS FUUUUUUUCK" i love her so much she is everything to me

"FOR LOOOOOVE" HAHAHAHA

"we need someone to pee on the shirt" hey im sorry what did i just walk into

AUNTIE!!!!!!!

"ive got plenty of blood" yeah i can see that

LMAOO THEM JUST CHILLING NEXT TO THE BODIES OF THE DEAD SOLDIERS

"oh you saw the flip ☺️" lmaooo

"i caught it 🥰" cuteeee

BABE!!!!!

"men have cost her too much" lore??? also me too bitch the fuck

"ur not a man" oh transgender? "ur soft" 🫤

"you dont do soft?? 😫" olu baby ily

izzy im scared for u pls stop taunting him

"because....." we're gay? "we're good" ok that works too

"you are a rancid syphilitic cunt 💅" iconic

"ooh theres a lot of them 🫤" stede saw his bf and forgot about strategy

OH SHIT SHE DID POISON THEM. WAIT FUCK WHO ELSE IS POISONED.

"is that us doing that" STEDE YOU DUMBASS 😭😭😭😭

wait theyre poison trained??? wtf 😭

"no!!!!! let me kill him 🥰" beautiful

bruh olu having to remind her to be nice 😭

"i am. proud. of you. 😐" so genuine 💞

ZHENG MY SWEETHEART MY SWEET GIRL

ASS SHOT?????? HELLO?????????

ok ur taking the outfits but who took the underwear too 😭😭

zheng lookin kinda 🥵🥵🥵

how are they all rocking this its a navy uniform its not supposed to look good

is frenchie wearing eyeliner hell yeah

ok yeah why did you trust ricky with that

DID. DID IZZY JUST GET SHOT. HELLO

why did olu grab that guy so intimately it looked like he was about to kiss him 😭

JIM IS JIM OK

OH GOD IZZYS ABOUT TO DIE ISNT HE. HES ABOUT TO BE WUZZY

OK AT LEAST JIM SEEMS FINE

OLU I LOVE YOU SILLY BOY

AUNTIE??????? NO NO NO

WHY IS LUCIUS RUNNING SO GAYLY 😭😭😭

izzys makeup he looks so close to death oh god

"SIT WITH ME EDDIE" FUUUUUUCK

"IM SORRY" GOD FINALLY

GOD HES FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING IT. I CAN DIE IN PEACE. HOPEFULLY IZZY CAN TOO I GUESS

"it was us" FUCK FUXK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUUUUUCK

"i wanna go" OH MY GODDDDD

"youre my only family" "oh fuck off you twat" yeah thats the proper response 😭

"JUST BE ED" FUCKU FUXK FUCK FUXK

OH MY GOD. THE "THERE HE IS" PARALLEL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD

congratulations to con o neill for doing the most convincing dead eyes ive ever seen thats a bit terrifying

STEDE PLEEEEASE GO GET YOUR MAN DONT JUST STAND THERE

OH THEYRE BURYING HIM HES LIKE DEAD DEAD NO RISING FROM THE GRAVE FOR HIM

ROACH GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER SHSKDHSKF

"he was a fucking nightmare what a guy" spitting straight facts

"i think wed be good together. kick a lotta ass" hell yeah wlw mlm solidarity

oh shit rickys still alive i forgot 😭

"shes said enough" HAHAHAHAHA

WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING WEDING YES YES YES YES

fang are u ok

ED........ THOSE EYES........

MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!

ok fang is not ok pls get this boy some therapy

"or kiss or something" 😭

CUTIES!!!!!!!! HUSBANDS!!!!!! MATEYS!!!!!!! CUTIES!!!!!!!!!

NINA SIMONE HELL YEA

WAIT IS FRENCHIE FIRST MATE FOR REAL NOW

OH SHIT JACKIES HERE TOO. FOUND FAMILY UNION!!!!

sugarballs????? 😭😭😭

WAIT ED AND STEDE STAYED BEHIND OH FUCK

INNKEEPERS!!!!!!!

OH MY GODDDDDDD

BUTTONS??????

frenchie skinny legend

wait who pissed on the towel

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO FOR S3 IF THEYRE BEHIND THO. LIKE IM HAPPY FOR THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT S3

[epersonae]

Bro wtf you got me to the point were i read ryn’s name and *I* cry

Is this about the trailer for The Last of Us? Because if so: VERY SAD FISTBUMP

Literally sitting at my desk in my home office weeping, sobbing, over a fuuuuuuucking trailer of a movie (? tv series?) for a goddamn video game. Because I know, and I assume you know, how much it meant to them. Honestly I only know bits and pieces, Ellie her special gal, and Joel, who is terrible, I guess? And Ryn being mad when people tried to act like he wasn't terrible? (Or didn't make terrible choices, or something?)

Ryn with the theories and the stories and the rants, like the choicest goddamn rants and I have no fucking idea what it's about but I'm just like HELL YEAH BABY YOU TELL 'EM.

And we don't get that for this whatever the fuck this is going to be.

Some things, I can see very clearly in my mind how Ryn would have reacted, or how they would have gotten excited or been petty or whatever. This I have no goddamn idea, and I think as much as anything else that is what makes me sob with the loss of it.

[recallthename]

did... did travis really just DECIDE that his NPCs succeeded on a roll, rather than actually rolling?

[unolvrs]

[holds you by the shoulders and shakes you so hard your brain rattles in your skull] TAKAMAGAHARA!!!!!!! it has fucked me over!!!! take responsibility!!!!!!!!!

on a serious note, you have a galaxy brain. everything came full circle in chapter 45 and that was the mother of all cliff hangers fucking hell?????? man i know it's discontinued but the SHK and their quirk destroying bullets. even though eri is kind of in the same situation i think ninety four would hate her just because she's the main reason making "cutting ties with one possible" a reality.

waaah i really wanted to know how their story would've ended. what happens to ninety four? what happens to hajime, my beloved? i am so sure he was just trying to save seven but he FAILED fuuuuuuuck this is terrible this is why i never read discontinued fics why did i do this to myself (╥﹏╥)

but i am a sucker for unethical experimentation genre i could not resist. your writing is incredible.

also, whatever was beloved arrogantia??? the summary was so intriguing???? like????

me to hibiya (an oc i don't know anything about) : bro, you good????

midoriya's pov on your oc, damn i want a one day free tour inside your head just so i could read all these fics and ideas

i'm just going to answer your questions since i have no plans continuing takamagahara. it was too big brain for me, and i had way too many plans that i just know i don't wanna write.

yes! hajime's quirk was the og origin of the quirk-destroying drug but the real goal of that drug was to give people quirks, but it would be easier to destroy the quirk / make it so it never existed than to actually give someone the quirk > what they found out about the quirk-destroying drug during the time in the home ended up destroyed, but what little was salvageable was continued with eri's experimentation. and unfortunately, you're also correct about 94 disliking eri, because she thought that everything was gone from the home and there's eri who furthered the cause whether she wants to or not, especially after the revelation that hajime killed seven.

and you're also kind of right: hajime was trying to save seven, but seven wasn't so innocent too. seven actually despised the doctors and planned the escape that happened: the whole killing the doctors, etc., etc. and hajime who thought of seven as a saviour like everyone thought he was, wanted to make seven's dream come true. tenwa never really trusted seven and knew that seven was more than the "hero" he was worshipped as... so she never really lied about anything and she was the one who was right all along. there are lots of other conspiracies but at the end, i wanted 94 to not be a hero because she never wanted to be one and instead finds a different path to lead?

AND LMAO BELOVED ARROGANTIA,,, i actually liked the plot for that one.

the plot was basically midoriya finding out what's wrong / what's up with his classmate, hibiya, who does lots of contradicting things like not being able to control his quirk well even though he's had his quirk since he was four like most people, visiting the hospital whenever he gets invited out but says he's just busy, etc. each chapter was supposed to have a letter from hibiya to someone called kotone for the build-up. and the revelation is that hibiya isn't actually hibiya but kotone. hibiya's actual quirk is body swapping and he swapped bodies with kotone who is sickly and has been hospitalized since she was a child.

kotone's always wanted to be a hero and hibiya is head-over-heels in love with kotone. they were childhood friends and stuff, so that's why in the first letter, it said that hibiya would be kotone's arms and legs. so that's the mystery about hibiya: hibiya is not hibiya, but kotone.

i had loooots of ideas because bnha is such an easy series to make a fic of. i, unfortunately, don't like bnha as much anymore.

[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece pt 280: Crimson Hell

Chapter 527

Thoughts:

- Fpos/cs: Aww, father and son are plotting Cp9’s demise together! You don’t get a lot of father-son bonding like that in shounen

- Fighting the guards

- Fighting guards a lot

- Fighting some more. That’s it, that’s the chapter

- “Looks like you’ve gotten stronger since the last time I saw you” ha, Buggy, you have no idea. And there’s room for a lot more, just wait till the time-skip

- “Blugori” lol. That’s exactly what they would be called in fandom or if they were real :D Oda knows what’s up

- “I thought there was only one prisoner on the loose.” “…? Me too” haha, normal, not Kung-fu Panda prison guards are confused

- Luffy told Buggy he’s here for Ace

- “Good luck, I’m not helping you, bye” “This place is surrounded by warships” “On second thought, let’s stick together” I’m loving this :D

- um? What about Luffy’s arm-band? It’s fashionable but that’s about it

- Luffy got it from Nami?

- Buggy will help! As expected

- Huh, they’re explaining Buggy’s powers. His body parts can fly, but his feet need to stay on the ground. Neat!

- “They send me down to level 4 to be tortured” oh

- “You sure are helpful!” “Of course! You promised to give me the treasure marker that’ll show me where Captain John’s loot is!” …I totally don’t believe this is a treasure map. I bet Nami got it in souvenir shop on sale

- oh, Luffy

- you’re the best as always

- “But if you give it to me now, I might abandon you and run away!” “Oh, right! But you said, you’d take me there!” …

- same, Buggy, same

- bro

- lol

- a forest? Inside a prison? ?????

- (Now that I’m thinking about it, how does Buggy know his way around this prison? I don’t believe they gave him a tour when he joined)

- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

- WHY THE CRIMSON HELL EVEN EXISTS

- THE FUCK

- wow, Buggy is OP this arc

- In Crimson Hell is a hole to Level 2? That’s even worse than Level 1? No wonder no one ever jumped there

- (no seriously, what fucking sadist made that prison)

- aaaaand Luffy jumped into the pit

- “That impulsive idiot” well, what’s there to think about, Buggy?

- LOL

- into Level 2 Buggy goes :D (NOT on purpose)

- monsters?

- Mr.3!

- He’s in Level 2?

- Oh man, Mr.3 is just waiting to die

Excuse my language but… holy shit?

rOP 279   rOP 281

[incorrect-clone-wars-quotes]

fuck fuck fuck fuckFUCK (7.10 - Phantom Apprentice)

phantom apprentice?? any relation to phantom menace?? hmmmm

UHHHHH MY BOYS ARE IN THE THUMBNAIL AND I DONT LIKE IT

god the new intro 😩😩😩

UHHH FUCK THIS MUSIC

wtf

they’re gonna make a movie cut of the siege of mandalore i can feel it

WHAT A COOL SHOT TO OPEN W EEEE

yhhhhhh this is tense as fuck

fuck off maul

he knows her name 😳😳😳

fuck you

does he have the dark saber 👀

REX UHHHH FUCK DONT GO IN THERE

someone’s going to die this episode

“the moment may be upon us” THE FUCKING. WHAT

rex i am begging you. TURN AROUND

cause she’s a bad bitch 😳

UHHHHHHHH FUCK ORDER 66

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAUL

AAAAAAA

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! i mean go but YEAH

goddamnit

obi wan jesus look 😳

they don’t even KNOW DARTH SIDIOUS FUCK

they. they know he’s behind everything?

OH FUCK WERE IN REVENGE OF THE SITH NOW

Dew it anakin. kill him

bUt ItS nOt ThE jEdI wAy

fuck

he’s falling!! to!! the dark side!!

ughhhhhhhhhhhbhhhb

AAAAAAA WHAT

is he gonna tell ahsoka abt.... you know.....

paranoid ass

AH FUCK

fuck fuck fuck

i hate how much this is lining up with rots

his true intentions are to FUCKING RULE THE GALAXY

speak with him ahsoka. SPEAK WITH HIM.

damn right they’re not

fuck the council

why is obi wan talking so cryptic and weird

“tell anakin-“ “i will” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

oh this is uhhh. gruesome

oh fuck

WHAT

what

JESSE

NO

nono o o o ononono

FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! LOOKED INTO HIS MIND???

HE TOOK JESSE HES GONNA CATCH THSEE FUCKING HANDS

who are these mandos i feel like i should know them

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAUL

order 66 he’s talking about order 66 FUCK

what’s w that hand shot

god his teeth are so gross

saxon?? fuckin white lady ass name

FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK!!!!?????

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

haha get fucked

a strange sense of dread??????

SOMEONE ELSE?????

don’t say anakin skywalker fuck off

“help him remember”

oh fuck

FUCK!!

a vision of WHAT

what FUCKING NAME

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god ducking damn it

DONT PLAY IMPERIAL MARCH IN THE BACKGROUDN FUCK OFF

Hope th ere was no one in that elevator 😳

SHIELD OO

ohfuck BO GET IUT OF THERE BO

BAD BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIFTING THE ELEVATOR!!!!!

aw busted jetpack

who the fuck are all these people

ah the syndacite leaders

fuck

FUCK!!!!! FUCK OFF WITH THIS ORDER 66 BULLSHIT!!!!!!

i do not want to be reminded of my pain :)

uhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

cult vibes

this is uhhhhhh. sad

i kinda hate this?

Fuck

JESSE

FUCK FUCK FUCK

ok but that was kinda cool how he moved the lasers

FUCK!!!

fuck you!!!!!!

jesse jesse JESSE OH MY GOD

what

JESSE FUCK

THAT WAS A BIG EXPLOSION WTF

Fuck

fuck!!!!!

HES TRYING TO GET YOU ALONE AHSOKA

FUUUUUUCK

willhelm scream ayyyyy

oh this is uhhhh VIOLENT

shut the fuck up maul

SHUT THE FUCK IP MAUL!!!

i mean you’re right but DONT MANIPULATE HER!!!

fuuuuuuck

crazy ass

yeah it’s too late

FUCK HES RIGHT AND I HATE IT

WHY IS HE RIGHT

fuck off maul

don’t be tempted by this BULLSHIT AHSOKA

i’m getting kylo ren “take my hand” vibes from this and i do NOT!!!! LIKE IT!!!!

FUCM YOU!!!!!!!

oh this is like. a war front

ok but the lighting in this room rn 😩😩😩

OH FUCK THAT WAS A COOL SHOT

slo mo??? HELL YEAH

ahsoka!????!?????????

UES PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME

Fuck

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck

she can’t believe it but it’s TRUE FUUUCK

YEAAAAH FUCK HIM UP GIIIIRL

OH FUCK

badass on both sides

FUUUUUUUCK

WIAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

yeah you’re lucky

“you’ll find i have many qualities for you to dislike” DAAAAMN BITCH!!

rex please don’t get shot

WOAAAAH

the mark it left in the glass lmao

FUCK I HATE THIS

MANDOS FROM THE SKY

it’s raining MANDOS!!! HALELUJAH

the music omg

are they... winning? 😳

YEAH RETREAT YOU FUCKERS

maul ain’t gonna help you now bro

FUCK HES GONAN ESCAPE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED MAUL

“you are difficult to kill” SHES GOING ALL AT IT W THESE QUIPS AND I AM LOVING IT!!!!

FUCK OFF MAUL

LUKE IN CLOUD CITY VIBES

ugh fuck off

please tell me that’s bo katan tricking him

k but like why’d they pick the worst fucking place to fight

FUUUUUCK!!!!

OH FUCK

fuck fuck fuck

the lightsaber is gonna fall at rex’s feet you cant prove me wrong

it’s gonna happen

FUCK OFF KYLO REN ASS BITCH

where’s her other lightsaber did it also fall

LET HIM GO AHSOKA

fuuuuck

SHOOKOT HIM

YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok that’s a beautiful shot

WHAT THE FUCK

[ybcpatrick]

why do you interact with old people in bandom? don't you think it's weird for 30year olds to be obsessed with bands still

wwwhhhhhaaaaaaaat. the fuuuuuuuck. bro just because someone turns 18 doesn't mean their interests die forever and they're doomed to talk abt nothing but the weather and their jobs

idk what you want me to say like?? there's no age limit on bandom. there's no age limit on anything. i quite like the older people in bandom, because they're just people who like the same thing as me. i ESPECIALLY appreciate reading their fics! they're near the same age as the people they're writing, so the emotional perspective is more authentic imo. but regardless of that, bandom isn't like,, for kids. fob's music?? is for anybody?? and to boot, a lot of those older folks have been fans since they were your age. they're more than allowed to keep liking the music they like.

idk i'm like. baffled by this ask dude, what the hell.

[letstalksymphogear]

Symphogear, EP. 5

LAST TIME ON SINGY WINGY

ANGRY GREMLIN BEAT UP GOOD BY SUICIDE MOVE SURVIVE BLUE BIRD YES. BLUE BIRD GO TO HOSPITAL FOR WATER METAPHOR WITH AFTERLIFE GIRLFRIEND. TINY BIRD SAD, BUT THEN NOT GET SAD! JACKIE CHAN TIME AFTER MUCH THINKING. WIFE WORRIED ABOUT THINGS. SOMETHING SOMETHING PUNCH GOOD NOW.

Let us continue.

Miku wakes up to see her wife has run off yet again. This is the part of the Sam Reimi’s Spiderman franchise phase where the Mary Jane (not weed) begins having a rockier relationship with Peter Parker (not slang for penis) due to lack of availability.

It’s contrived.

It’s almost impressive that she left a note and had time to draw a tiny Hibiki saying something in a bubble. Glad to see you have your priorities straight, Hibiki.

“you know she might have had a better time in the local art school that doodle aint half bad”

Hibiki is motherfucking Rocky all up in this.

She’s going to kick some ass and nobody’s getting in the way.

“YOU’RE GONNA EAT LIGHTING AND YOU’RE GONNA CRRRRRAP THUNDER TACHIBANAAAAA”

“THAT’S A DIET I CAN GET BEHIND”

I wasn’t joking when I said she’s not fucking around anymore. Did you think I was joking? I can see how you can get the impression given the first few episodes, but I really can’t emphasize the thoroughness of the ass kicking she is going to be capable of.

“MY FATHERLY ENERGIES ARE WORKING! ADOPTERS ANONYMOUS WAS WRONG AFTER ALL!”

That’s totally not ominous in the slightest.

Meanwhile, in the middle of an unnamed McMansion in the middle of who knows where...

Gratuitously spoken English is heard. To be fair, it’s actually really impressive pronunciation coming from people whose native language are systemically different to ours. Most shows would just settle for “this dude is actually speaking english but everything is said in japanese for better interpretation” but not Symphogear! No siree!

Relic business is afoot.

We have a random blonde lady shooting random Noise from the thing The Gremlin had in her hands.

She’s really trying her best with her accent. She’s also casually shooting Noise because let’s face it, would we not do the same if it were in our hands?

“i do whatever i want with my big stiff rod pal”

Also, she’s a nudist. To also be fair, if you lived in a fuckoff rich McMansion with weapons beyond your comprehension, you likely couldn’t help but walk around naked doing whatever the fuck you want.

The people she’s talking to are the Americans, which we explained before are portrayed strictly in an antagonistic light. They want some relics, and this lady clearly deals them like like some sort of glorified drug dealer.

Suffice it to say, she’s not a very nice person.

Also, the subs don’t match what they’re saying in English in the slightest.

The name of this woman... is Fine (pronounced fi-neh). And she is the main antagonist of this series.

Fucking identical.

And here is the most unpleasant scene in the entire season.

The person we’ve repeatedly alluded to as The Gremlin is called Yukine Chris. She serves Fine in whatever the hell they’re up to right now. In this case, it’s using the Nehushtan armor to run around with Solomon’s Cane to throw Noise around the city.

“shits gonna get real abusive, pal”

Fine is a narcissistic sociopath. She’s manipulated Chris into servitude by believing she is the only one that can pave humanity into salvation.

“i dont like that smile”

Chris thinks Fine can secure her deepest wish. Ironically? It’s world peace.

“yeah! yeah yeah, world peace, yeah, totally. just treat me like jesus and we’re gucci”

Anyway, she proceeds to thoroughly shock Chris.

The lore behind this is that this is helping her resistance with dealing with the physical demands of the Nehushtan armor, as well as deal with the pieces of Nehushtan that may be still inside. Let’s be real, though. Fine’s a sadist, and just likes hurting people willy nilly.

“fuck... that hurt like shit... hey wait... wouldnt some of the electrical arcs hit you and shock you too, given you’re so naked and close to all this...?”

“ya nevermind that food looks real nice and i want a piece of that fuckin turkey”

It’s a real creepy scene, and it cements Fine’s horribleness really well. One of the most pivotal things to take note is that Fine says that people can only communicate with each other universally through pain. Strong, terrible BDSM overtones notwithstanding, this will be a common (though varying in quality) motif of the entire series.

“BITCH YOU THOUGHT WE WAS GUNNA EAT AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ WISECRACK ABOUT GETTING SHOCKED LIKE YOU’RE EVEN FUCKIN’ NIKOLAI TESLA ALL UP IN HERE WE’RE GONNA ELECTRIC SLIDE YOUR ASS TO NEXT WEEK”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”

“WHERE THE FUUUUUUUCK IS HIBIKI?!”

“i was gonna invite her to the circus with the rest of the class ‘cause i felt bad about how i treated her but i guess she’s not here”

“the only clown im interested in is hibiki, in the carnival tent of my own bedroom”

“isn’t being a part of /fit/ great, hibiki? can you just feel the gains?”

“yeah who needs doting wife based significant others when you have your gym bros, right newly acquired father figure?”

Hibiki, having acquired a new brain cell during her training, asks the million dollar question:

“Why the fuck are we relying on schoolgirls to deal with all this stuff?”

“anime just be that way, hibiki. i’m just the wrong protagonist in the wrong show.”

Japan is super big on keeping the Symphogear a secret because they are strong and the world really, really wants a slice of the Symphogear pie. These people are basically walking super-weapons. Tsubasa literally dropped a sword the size of a skyscraper. It’s like the premise of the series of Iron Man films.

“do i get like a superhero name too or”

Something to wrap your head around. This was released around 2012, and while the setting seems to be slightly more futuristic, the world it was made in at the time had not been through the era of social media/smartphones we have right now. It was on the cusp of doing so, which means the idea of decent (yet vertical) amateur footage of things happening wasn’t something in the mainstream yet. Why do I say this?

Because in Symphogear, the fact that Symphogear exist is the biggest open secret in this unidentified city ever. NDAs are passed like hotcakes to keep people’s mouths shut on seeing monster-fighting singing superheroes. And they sing, too! Symphogears as an entity are the most high-profile fighting agents out there. Bright colors, no masks, constant singing, fighting in broad daylight in populated areas. Everybody knows, but no one says a word.

Which means every politician on the face of Japan hates these idiots, but they’re stuck with them out of sheer necessity.

“i swear to god if you bring up sam reimi’s spiderman one more goddamned time”

“look it’s the truth, all anime comes back to sam reimi’s spiderman. fate zero did it. uhhh, fucking...baccano, probably? now us. face it. its pretty much the bible.”

It’s also pointed out that the very concept of a Symphogear is born from a science that didn’t exist, and it probably contributes to political frustration as well.

“im going to microwave all your sam reimi spiderman dvds. im gonna do it. you try me, motherfucker. i didnt go into acting and get into this position to hear lectures about a decades old film franchise nobody cares about anymore.”

“can we stop fighting about the validity of sam reimi’s spiderman for five seconds and get back to helping me thing of a dope as hell superhero name? now, lemme lay one on you: Mister Fister”

Hibiki asks where Code Ryoko is.

“any answer besides Not Here works”

“oh, she left to talk to the americans, why?”

“huh, shes sorta late, actually”

“WHY A BAD BITCH LIKE ME GOTTA GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC LIKE THIS”

In the mother of all Mom Vans, no less.

MEANWHILE... IN METAPHOR LIMBO...

Tsubasa has reached the sea floor of the water metaphor dimension surrounded by water, which is her feelings, which are very gay. Imagine the Mariana Trench but like, deeper. Way deeper. That’s where Tsubasa is.

Leave it to Kazanari “I am literally a sword” Tsubasa to successfully spin the very act of surviving a suicidal move during combat as a failure. That’s a special kind of self loathing right there.

“the sheer force of my love for big ladies is keeping me alive”

Tsubasa asks about the point of Kanade’s sacrifice. Why’d she do it? Why was she so hungry at the end?

She personally shows up to answer that question, because that’s Kanade for you.

“being badass is cool, but you know whats cooler? caring.”

“sharing the sauce... you... you shared the sauce...”

“thats right, tsubasa. i wanted to protect the sauce, but... ultimately... sharing it was better. it wasn’t my sauce, tsubasa. it was everyone’s...”

“im gonna suck on a ketchup packet in your memory, tsubasa”

Kanade’s spirit pulls her out of the dimension of water metaphors as she is slowly undrowning from her emotions.

Tsubasa, like Kanade, was lost in the sauce. But now, after Kanade’s touching peptalk, Tsubasa is lost no longer.

“will i ever see you again in my dreams, kanade...?”

“where there’s a sauce. i’ll be there.”

“ill eat taco bell every day just to see you again kanade”

“and i dont even like taco bell... im more of a chipotle girl...”

After accepting Taco Bell as her lord and savior, she is immediately pulled out of the metaphor zone.

And wakes the fuck up.

“b..... b..... b............”

“Baja Blast....”

[justapurrcat]

bro the insight into his brain in unscripted literally TOOK ME OUT i’m ready to throttle that idiot along with cindy SMH 🤬 i like want them to kiss and make up so bad but also i still don’t know how the hell he thought he was gonna get out of saying something or why he didn’t just DUMP HIS OTHER GF WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK. it was so good i’m so hurt holy shirtballs.

I know, right? 😭 the main factor is that everything went to shit in less than 24 hours, because at first he was in denial of his feelings and then it backfired and hit him all at once, and then he was overwhelmed with guilt and fear. It’s something he could’ve avoided by being honest with himself and resorting to communication (which is especially funny considering he was the one telling Reader she needed to learn to say what she wanted), but I guess he really is a himbo...

But more insights and drama™ are on their way, so... stay tuned 👀😏

Thank you for all your kind words, sweetie, I’m happy that you’re so invested in this 💜💜💜

Unscripted Part Six

[libralita]

Title: Fullmetal Alchemist Vol. 8

Author: Hiromu Arakawa

Summary: In an alchemical ritual gone wrong, Edward Elric lost his arm and his leg, and his brother Alphonse became nothing but a soul in a suit of armor. Equipped with mechanical “auto-mail” limbs, Edward becomes a state alchemist, seeking the one thing that can restore his and his brother's bodies...the legendary Philosopher's Stone.

With the Day of Reckoning at hand, war breaks out in Central City. On one side, the homunculi and corrupt military; on the other, the Elric family, Ishbalan refugees, and a ragtag alliance of soldiers loyal to Major General Armstrong of Fort Briggs and Roy Mustang. While Hohenheim confronts the homunculi's "father," Mustang finally learns the truth about Hughes's murder. Will he be consumed by hatred and do the unthinkable?

Rating: ★★★★★

Review:

Gee, judging by the cover of this book, I wonder if Bradley survived the train bridge collapse.

Al you trapped yourself with Pride!

Maria is back! And so is Havoc. The gang is coming back.

This is why you don’t create immortal beings. It backfires.

Fuuuuuuuck Red Lotus bro got Pride out.

Al has a Philosopher’s Stone!

FUCK FUCK FUCK ENVY GOT IT’S BODY BACK.

Alex has come to Olivier’s rescue!

Well Pride just ate the Red Lotus.

“Olivier: Don’t worry about it! I’ve decided to give the family mansion to Mustang if I die!”—Page 250

What??

Everyone is meeting up! Hopefully Roy’s team and Ed’s team will help out the Armstrongs.

ENVY V MUSTANG SHOW DOWN!!!!!!!

“Roy: Lower your gun, Lieutenant. I’m sorry.”

Royyyyyy. I CRYYYY!

THE ARMSTRONG SIBLINGS AND CURTISES ARE BATTLING SLOTH! THIS IS AMAZING!

Bradley is back.

OH HELL YEAH GREED/LIN V WRATH FIGHT!

Izumi, Ed, and Al have been captured? What the hell???

[texanstarslove]

FUUUUUUUCKING HELL BRO.

STOP THAT