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Welcome to my ask blog for the New Squidbeak Splatoon!

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#Neptune (c3) <- Agent 3/The captain #Mars (4) <- Agent 4 #Venus (8) <- Agent 8 #Mercury (n3) <- Neo Agent 3

(Main account is @sanguine-squid)

This post is subject to change in the future! Look out for that

Agents under cut

Neptune !! The captain, or agent 3. She/him

Mars!!! Agent 4.. They/xe

Venus! Agent 8. She/it

MERCURY!!! neo agent 3!! he/him <-maybe they also

[ambwkpopreads]

Purple & Leather- Rich Club Owner Au

Pairing~ taehyungXreader (Ft~no one)

Word Count~2k+

Warning~Alcohol, Public pre-sex

Summary~ You needed to let loose and you went to find that in a club, owned by Kim Taehyung, but you dont know that.

A/N~the gifs are just there to give you a facial expression of his to match, other then that he looks like the gif above! doesn't he look so fucking delicious in all of them!!?? 

By the way, as i wrote this I listened to BTS and nutted almost every time taehyungs part came on because of this story. Lol also because im using my beats, they are in my fucking head. lolll 

ALSO I NEED FEEDBACK IF YOU WANT THE SECOND PART LMAO OF COURSE THERES MORE!

Once you step into the unfamiliar surrounding your sense are immediately heightened. With lots of people stuck together you didn't want unwanted touches. You go right over to the long bar counter and take a seat, well at least try without flashing anyone.

You recently bought a new little black leather dress because you wanted the confidence to go out and have fun. Ever since you graduated college you've just been cooped up in your house relaxing and not doing anything, only because you have done so much for your whole college career.

You haven't gotten laid since a party you went too after midterms, you needed it bad. You wouldn't finally be relaxed.

Just gotta test these men out here, make sure they aren’t creeps.

You order a pretty strong drink. You were definitely not a drinker, so something quick and strong that will get you drunk fast is what you need. Without alcohol you might as well go home alone.

Once your drink comes, it looks about two swallows, so that's what you do and order one more. Sadly he said it was going o be a minute since the other bartender didn't show and there were a lot of people. You sigh and nod, you turn around in the stool and look into the crowd. It was a little darker in the crowd, with colorful lights going everywhere. One the wall were words that you couldn't read because they were too far away. But they were light in pinks and purples. The floors were also purple as well, lit up. Overall it was more purple in the room.

You heard that this club does different colors each night. So you thought black would fit perfectly with anything, and leathers hot. Right?

On the side of the rooms is a glass wall, and right on the other side is a huge group of rich men and women enjoying their night.

Gahh, you’d do anything for one of them.

You see a man walk out of the group and walks to the door, which was glass. He stands and watches the crowd with a glass in his hand. He shakes the glass before taking a sip of it. The wall of glass was a couple of stairs higher then the dance floor which was where everyone was at. So he was looking down.

From this view he was just wow. You would be scared to see him up close, but you are also wondering if he was really all that close up.

You felt a tap on your shoulder and you turn around and see the bartender hand you two drinks.

“One is on the house, for the wait.” He smiles softly and walks away. He should of gave me it all free. You think.  You look down at the pretty pink drinks. You knew that you probably shouldn't drink both, and you have a slight thought on how you were even going to get home.

Could call a uber.

Fuck it, if you survived...then no partying for a while.

Hopefully.

You grab both drinks and turn back around to the crowd.

You can do this.

You take one more look around you to make sure no one was looking. But then again, why did you face the crowd?

You catch eyes of the man who walked towards the glass door, you quickly look away, thinking that it was was too far away to have even made eye contact. He was probably looking at someone or something nearby.

You shake your head and focus back onto the drinks.You start to count down from three.

3

2

1

You quickly down both drinks in four swallows. You look down before you made a ugly face at the world and exposed yourself. You opened your eyes before you looked up and you see the floor within your whole view, only think else is a pair of expensive ass gucci shoes.

You quickly look up and see him. Right there, in front of you.

Holy.

Fuck.

He was a God.

“Woaa.” He says looking around. That's when you notice that the people who were once around you is now surrounds a good five foot radius around us. “That was impressive.” He says looking you and nodding at the two empty glasses you set behind you.

It felt as if you were a deer caught in the headlights. Your eyes connect and it's like you are stuck. He smiles a little and tilts his head cause the earring in his ear to swing.

“What brings you here tonight?” He asks. It was then you felt every beat the song had in your whole body. He started to get a little blurring. But with a few blinks it was gone. Kinda? The drinks were kicking in.

“To have fun obviously.” You say back, maybe that was a little too harsh. But that thought disappears when you see him smile a little.

“I see, would you like to dance?” He asks you taking a half of a step closer, he tilts his head again and his eyes lower looking right at you.

“There has to be a catch right?” You ask yourself, and he must of heard because he smirks a little. Why would someone that looks like him be asking me to dance. You don't even know how to dance, unless you count just moving your body to the beat in no particular order.

Your eyes travel down and see a loose cloth around his neck, a choker.  His style didn't match the theme of tonight, but then again it did. It looked expensive. You look back up at him.

“Why would there be a catch? I just want to dance.” He speaks.

“I don't know how.” You mutter. What if he was a creep. A rich creep.

“That's perfect.” He smiles softly at you and that made your heart start beating fast. Out of everyone here, out of all of those girls in the room he was in, he comes and chooses you?

“Can you tell me your name first?” You ask standing up from your seat. You are just eye height to him thanks to your heels, but his build was so much bigger, you felt smaller than what you really were.

“Dance with me first then I will tell you.” He says quietly.

One dance won't hurt right?

You slip your hand into his much larger one. The warmth surrounds your hand, and that makes you wonder what it would be like if he holds you. He turns around, hands still attached and he walks. He taps on one of the men making the barrier around us and the man walks forward and the stranger guides you into the crowd with the man leading us. When we make it to the middle we make a turn and you get confused. Until you realize where you were heading.

Towards the glass wall. You heart starts beating faster and you pull your hand away catching him off guard. You start walking backwards a little before he caught your wrist and pulls you closer to him. Like your thoughts before his heat wraps around your whole body.

“It's okay, as long at you are with me.” He says into your ear, that's when your body starts to buzz and tingles all over. But when he lets you go and grabs your hand, it all goes right to your arm. You look down at the hands together, eyes not really focusing, wondering why in the hell it felt like your arm was falling asleep.

You both make it to the glass door and you notice a huge security guard in front, he just nods and the man you are with and steps to the side letting us through. When you both walk through the door, you instantly felt like you didn't belong. What you saw earlier was the big group of people, what you didn't see was a dancing crowd just beyond the group of people surrounds the crescent shaped couch. The crowd was smaller than the one out there, and it was also more spaced out. On the other side of the couch was a smaller bar, you didn't see that because it was hidden before the glass began, so it was a normal wall.

“Did you want something to drink?” he asks looking at you looking over at the bar. His voice a lot softer now that it was as loud. You quickly shake your head. You had to put money away just for the drinks you got. You were kind of irritated because you weren't as drunk as your would've been if he never came over.

You couldn't afford another drink, you would just have to deal with the little tipsiness you have now.

“Are you sure?” He whispers into your ear as he walks past you pulling you along to the bar. You were confused to why you legs didn't listen to you when you didn't want to go. No instead your legs followed. What type of shit?

He ordered the drink of his choice, and you couldn't stop staring at him. He was just so memorizing. You felt as if you needed to scan his whole face so you never forget it.  He turns to you.

“What would you like?” he asks looking down at you, he laughs a little when he realizes you were staring at him this whole time. But you didn't care, you kept looking.

“Um, something strong and cheap.” You say, you look away when you said cheap. Why did you feel so embarrassed. That's when it hits you for a second time that you didn't belong here.

“Nothing here is cheap.” He says looking up at the tender and telling him another drink. You frown at that and grab his wrist stopping him he freezes and looks down at your hand practically up his jackets sleeve on his wrist, you quickly go to pull away but he quickly sets his other hand on top of yours looking at you.

“I don't want anything then.” You say quickly. The two drinks were set in front of you two.

“Too late. Don't worry it's on me of course.” he says handing you your drink. You nod anyways frowning. Is it too late to leave?

Why was he so intimidating. Fuck.

You look down at the drink in your hand...mhm you could down it in one go.

So you do. When you swallow you see him smiling at you.

“Why don't you taste the alcohol? That was almost 500 dollar alcohol” he says squinting his eyes as if he wanted to see my reaction, which he got because you almost wanted to throw it back up. Of course you didn't show him that, instead you just quickly covered your mouth up and eyes widen. He laughs a little.

“Well… I don't like drinking, but I like being drunk.” You say. Did that make any sense? You didn't even know, all you know is your body was on fire. You needed to move. You see him down his drink as well and he takes your glass and sets them down.

You then hear you favorite song to dance to come on.

“Tomorrow” You whisper instantly wanting to go to the dance floor.

“Dance.” You say to him. He looks down at you and asked you to repeat it. You had whispered it to yourself. But you couldn't, you felt like you couldn't speak, so you just grab his right wrist and pull him towards the crowd. When he realizes what you want, he takes the lead guiding you there.

You felt people looking at you, but you were only focused on the back of his head. This must be a dream right?

When you get there he instantly pulls you up against him, you both facing towards the wall. On the other side of the crowd but still in. He puts his hands on your waist and starts to move your body against his, moving along so that you both were going in the rhythm of the song. Once you got the hang of it you started actually moving your body, and it made everything so much better and smoother.

“Thata girl.” He whispers into your ear moving your hair to one side. As you move to the beat things start getting a lot more heated, as the alcohol really clicks, you close your eyes leaning you head to the side he put your hair at, unintentionally giving him full access to your neck. You reach your hands up and wrap them around his neck pulling his face closer loving the feeling of having him so close.

“Holy fuck baby, come here.” he says grazing his lips up your neck up to your ear, and slowly wrapping  You shiver at the feeling. That's when you became aware of the fact that my butt was exactly lined up with his crotch.

You were so turned on that you moaned right then and there. Thankfully the music was loud enough so only he heard it and it was like his body twitched, he couldn't help but thrust right into you one time and that didn't help at all because it just made you moan

again.

He couldn't hold you up anymore let alone himself so he pushes you up against the wall, in the same position. The wall was just there to support.

“Fuck I almost came right there.” He whispers maybe to himself, but you heard him loud and clear.

You needed him right now. You didn't care if it was in front of everyone right now.

You felt him hand go from right under your breasts all the way down to your exposed thighs. Self control wasn't even in your mind right now as you felt goosebumps rise on your skin and the wetness pool down your legs. You cry out.

“God, I love how much you react to my touch.” he openly kisses your neck making your cry out again and start to pant.

You pull one of his hands down your body and right up your dress, feeling that you have no underwear on and how wet you were. With his other hand he rips your hand away then spreads your legs apart now rubbing where you needed him most.

“You are such a naughty naughty girl.” He says a little harshly in your ear and he plays faster. It only turns you on so much.

“Yn, my name is YN.” You moan out needed desperately to hear him say your name.

“Yn huh,” He smirks into your neck.

So. Fucking. Hot.

He sees it before you do and quickly crashes his lips against yours as you cum around his fingers.

You screams were covered by him attacking your lips thrusting his tongue in, barging in without permission. You try your best to kiss him back but you couldn't really focus with your bottom half twitching out of control.

Soon the sensation got too much and scratch at his hands and he finally pulls away.

“Come home with me.” He says into your ear. He runs the hand he didn't use up to your neck. He turns your face to his making you open your eyes. He then lifts his fingers up to his mouth and sucks your juices up. “Please.” he mutters into your neck. You quickly nod and in a blink of an eye he fixes you up and steps away. He then grabs your hand and pulls you through a door to the left. You then see that you both were in a hallway. He starts to walk down the wall toward the door on the end of the hall once again pulling you along.

[summerbodystruggles-blog]

'Have you gained weight?' FEEL THE BURN!!! 13th july 19:54

Today i decided to post while im still at the gym. No im not being one of those fuck nuggets that hog machines and not actually using it but rather using the seat to sit messing on my phone. I've finished my weight training session and now im just cooling down my legs with a little 30min steady state cardio just for good measure. Today has been an average day. Nothing extraordinary. Went to work , didnt eat copious amounts of crap stuck to plan go me! 😊 went shopping and thats when it happened, the thing noone trying to get in shape wants to ever experience. Im minding my business, getting my bits and i hear 'oi bitch what are you doing here' now most people upon being called a bitch would be up in arms but for me its not a thing because it signals that one of a handful of my good pals is about. When i turn i realise my bestest bitch is there , whoop whoop!! We make idle chit chat as you do.. then she drops the bomb. 'HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?' 😐😑😣 Bitch no you didnt!!! I felt like someone had pissed in my potnoodle, i know i had slipped off the wagon slightly but surely not to a noticable amount?! I tried to make excuses in my head you've had carbs today, its female bloat, its all that water you've been drinking.. but the reality was i knew i probably had. I can't lie it knocked my confidence abit but it also fed this inner motivation that has been hibernating. I went home and got on the ball. Dinner prepped so i could just shovel it in my face after gym. Fat burner/pre-workout popped for that extra push in the gym and i was off. As i made my way to the gym i got that tingling in my face id had before... gym cracks kicking in.. i felt buzzed. Lets fucking do this. Its leg day and i love leg day. Don't ask me why, i always have probably always will. First exercise squats . I found myself smashing each rep, going deeper and deeper in the squat till i was arse to grass. Set after set destroying every one. Then the sweats came. Good lord i was sweating like i never have before. Now im not one for sweating. Infact i hate sweating. The trickling down your skin. The flush face gahh ffs but that wasnt going to stop me 'have you gained weight...HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT'. These words radiated in my brain. Feeding the beast. I dont know why i took as abit of a knockdown. Im not particularly big anyways so a few pounds wouldnt make a significant difference, but still i want to maintain what ive already achieved, to go forward not backwards. I moved on to leg press my poor quads began screaming at me 'why? Why? WHHHHHHY?' But i wasnt listening on and on i pushed them. Narrow stance, wide stance i was truely out to feel the burn and that i did. As i turnt to get off the machine i felt that all so familiar jelly legs. 'Oooo ive missed you' i thought with a sense of achievement kicking in. Then it was downstairs for my deadlifts.. not so sure my legs are gonna be my friends tomorrow lol. I forgot my gloves so it was hard going on my sore paws. But a little palm burn werent gonna stop me! Rep after rep oooousssh FUCK YEAH. Then i look in the mirror and this cofin dodger was there staring at my backside like there was a massive mirror opposite us both making it obvious he was. Sore hands werent gonna stop me but pervy pete did!! With that i finished my set and made a B line for the exercise bikes. Im not a prude or anything like that but when matey is kicking 65+ thats when i feel abit uncomfortable. Hes old enough to be my dad!!! So here i am cooling these tired hams, glutes and quads. Steady state cardio to ease the tightness and the extra calorie burn is always welcomed. I know the doms is coming i can always tell by how 'swole' my legs get after a workout if its gonna be a i can't sit on the toilet situation lol and this is gonna be one of tthem situations. Come saturday ill be sliding down the wall to sit on the toilet. Flopping onto the sofa because bending at the knee makes my legs feel tight like overstuffed sausages dying to tear through the skin. But its gonna be worth it, that bootiful booty will be worth it. Its gonna be golorious and round and large and BOOOOTY. so now i leave it at that because I've now got to figure out how im going to walk down the stairs to get out the gym when i cant feel my legs!!!

[tumblunni]

MAN I tried messing around starting newgame plus on Digimon Cyber Sleuth, even though I’ve played more than enough already so I’m not really gonna play again so soon after finishing. And... WHAT THE HELL?? Seriously this is like a one game microcosm of how you don’t realise how much you’re being mistreated until you see how the other side lives. Specifically on the subject of weird minority stereotypes... The difference between the designs/animations/general presentation of the two gender options is REALLY BIZARRE?? I had no clue! Playing as the girl you just kinda think ‘yeah thats weird maybe’ but you dont realise the dude doesnt have the same problems. Like... she VERY MUCH suffers from the ‘miss male character’ trope. She’s the weird sort of ‘lol sexy genderswap deviantart fanfiction’ version of a female option. I thought I was just reading too much into it with how the girl is posed like a supporting character on the boxart and literally never appeared in any of the promotional material until the game came out... Its just so... ODD! Everything EVERYTHING about her is defined to be this overthetop stereotypical idea of ‘we have to let them know she’s the girl version’. She’s far more sexualized, she always does these ‘girly’ or ‘hot’ poses for LITERALLY EVERYTHING! Like, the dude’s animation is just running but she has to run with her arms wide out to the sides, skipping like a five year old and swaying her hips. And her standing pose also has the hands out, her toes inturned, her chest thrust forwards and this general sort of ‘tee hee hee’ thing?? It really REALLY started to bug me how her chest is ALWAYS thrust forwards, I started to get super anxious about ‘holy shit am I ever doing that when I walk and i dont know it? is this really how female bodies are supposed to work??’. Its like her resting pose is this thing and its extremely painful for her to fold her joints back into a normal mode. And she’s always always posing when the dude isnt posing AT ALL, even her selection screen image is her doing the ‘one leg bounces back while you kiss someone’ type pose, contorted into a wild accordion while he’s just looking at the camera. I jsut... didnt even realise what was bothering me so much about playing as this character, til i saw the total absence of it on the dude... SERIOUSLY! He doesnt have some overstereotypical super huge macho animation set, his design isnt made to yell ‘I’M MALE’, he isnt sexualized, he isnt the ‘one body type everyone in this gender has to have’. He’s a scrawny androgenous waif that could have worked equally well if you slapped the label female on that design, somehow to make him female they decided they had to scoop out holes in his waist and hips and shove them on his chest. While also adding a bazillion extra animations that make her walk around everywhere like that one damn gif of terrible ragdoll physics as some guy walks down a road. I did not understand that whole assassins creed controversy about ‘but women need more animations, it’d be too much work to add them’. NOW I UNDERSTAND. Why on EARTH do they think they need these animations?? Women dont have to do everything differently to men to prove theyre women, in real life literally nobody worries about accentuating stereotypical gender roles while doing COMPLETELY NORMAL THINGS. Women dont put huge effort into looking cute or sexy while they’re just frickin walking down the street or standing alone in the privacy of their own home. Its like these people know so little about women outside of hollywood femme fatale movies that they legit think that sort of walk cycle is biologically ingrained into one gender???? The fact nobody ever acts like macho bodybuilder walk cycles should be given to normal tiny teenagers in every situation makes it pretty clear the difference here... And seriously, what is even this universal THING that ‘male are default, you need to mark a character as different to show she’s female’? Which usually means making her more feminine than the real female actor playing her, like that even makes a damn lick of sense :P I mean seriously if we’re gonna talk actual biology, men are the ‘different’. A species cannot exist with only men, the only one sex species are all female. Or lack a sex, or contain both sets of genitals. Also there is at least one bird species that has two male genders as well as female. And male seahorses get pregnant, and male clownfish can physically transition into females as part of their natural life cycle. And all sorts of far more diverse things we humans can barely understand! And like... you can say ‘women are the different and men are the blank, because women have boobs and men don’t’. But you can also say that women are the default because men are the same thing with penises added. And seriously, boobs are just nipples that actually serve their intended purpose. Women have this extra function compared to men because MALE BREASTS ARE VESTIGAL! The organ still exists, it just sits there doing nothing and never changes at puberty. (Though even that is more fluid that you’d expect, there are ways to induce lactation even if you’re a cis man. i dont really know why anyone would want to do that, it wouldnt exactly work as well, but whatever.) Aaaaand OF COURSE this entire thing is a stupid argument anyway because it only talks about biology, which is not the same thing as gender. Not to mention that biological sex isn’t all cut and dry either, the human species has A LOT of different intersex conditions. You can even have people who don’t have significant enough outward symptoms to be recognised as intersex at birth, who go their whole life thinking they’re a cis male only to suddenly find out they had an undiagnosed hormone condition and are technically a trans man. There is most definately no magical biological guideline for how men and women act. Especially frickin stupid nonsense like overspecific cultural guidelines on what’s cute for a woman to do while running, geez. You really can;t just ‘tell’ that someone is ‘really a woman’ or ‘really a man’ cos of how they act, and thats why this stuff pisses me off even when the story isnt saying anything about trans people. I’m so used to seeing this overexaggerated japanese concept of feminine/masculine mannerisms being used on trans stereotypes, it bugs me even seeing it being done to cis women... gahh this has gone wildly offtopic and I’m just venting Everything Bad About Stereotypes rather than the specific thing about this specific game I need to logoff and go cheer myself up. OH BUT yeah this game also literally has a friggin ‘we can tell this man is really a woman because mannerisms’ scene :P which also dissappointed the hell out of me cos it seemed like a trans character and instead it was the cliche I Had Some Reason To Pretend To Be A Man thing... Also apparantly instead of acting like that male persona, the male persona was magical brainwashing virtual reality stuff. What a wasted opportunity! You could have told us a lot of stuff about her personality from comparing how she acted while under this other fake personality, and what it implies she hides from other people. Like ‘hey, maybe she actually can be confident as long as she’s wearing a mask!’ Nah, everything badass or tough or sassy she did was just mind control. And she’s not trans. And blehh being outed by ‘acting like a girl’... Its so weird cos the game actually does have one trans npc in a sidequest, and has trans themes with a few major digimon. In the sense that they were male in previous seasons and have designs considered ‘masculine’ but take female forms when disguising themselves as humans. (and the player-controlled versions of these digivolutions even have different masculine voices matching earlier seasons!) Gahhhh at least I can sit here hugging my ambiguously genderqueer alphamon headcanons and nobody can tell me those arent canon cos the question was never answered either way! I hate the cliche answer that ‘yes all alphamons are male cos they ‘look male’, this one was just a man disguised as a woman’, but still even if that was the intent, it means the character is trans coded! EITHER OPTION IS TRANS TIME protect me, alphamon protect me from super gender essentialist game how do you even EXIST in this game?? seriously even your human disguise was super fanservicey weird female stereotypes mannnnnn i guess I had a few problems with this game aside from the one stupid rape scene :P aaaaand the problem of the game clearly being written assuming nobody would play the female option, so characters still constantly call you ‘he’ and such the only good consolation being that the game accidentally becomes Hella Gay, though I would have preferred canon lesbians instead of this weirdness WHY CANT FEI AND YUUKO BE CANON IT GOT SO CLOSE TO BEING CANON THEN FEI DISSAPPEARED FROM THE PLOT FOREVER only reappearing as a postgame newgame plus bonus boss that makes it impossible to complete the damn Masters Cup damn you fei damn you awesome amazing hella gay fei whom i love you deserved to be in a better game you deserved to be the matt-esque rival, i will never forget that you started off teasing that role and then just vanished... HELL, CAN SHE BE THE PROTAGONIST OF A SEQUEL OR SOMETHING game entirely about her and yuuko’s amazing story of love! also alphamon wandering in just to yell ‘I AM CANONICALLY TRANSGENDER’, make everyone a cup of coffee, and leave aaaaa why did i spend so long rambling every single complaint about this game, games in general, gender stereotypes in gender, life in general... its weird how just realizing ONE THING about a stupid walk cycle animation made me realise my general nebulous feeling of uncomfortableness that I could never explain about this game :P I am really excited for digimon world next order being better than this!