I thought it'd be nice to have my "first" image to be of me smoking a cigar.
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Okay my ‘why Kipperlily hates Riz’ theory: She handed out business cards first day, he handed out business cards first day, she’s tiny, he’s tiny, they’re both obviously overeager teacher’s pet type A rogues, they’re like male and female versions of each other and it’s obvious to everyone. What would most high schoolers do, in that situation, seeing another kid so similar to your friend on the first day that they somehow BOTH made business cards to hand out at school? AND they’re going to be taking classes together? You say “Omg, he’s literally the boy version of you, you’re SOULMATES, you’d be perfect together!” And what do you do when your type A tight-ass friend acts embarrassed by that? You tease her about it more obviously. You think it’s just good natured ribbing, and she KNOWS it’s just good natured ribbing, but for some reason she gets unreasonably angry any time she sees Riz after that. Maybe even uncomfortable? But she KNOWS she doesn’t have a crush on him, so why does it bother her so much?
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I thought I was the only Mark Chasity fan on this webbed site ⁉️
anyway I love your art
Well you were sorely mistaken, my friend. I am constantly rotating this dork in one of the infinite corners of my brain.
Also- thank you so much! Have some more Mark Chasity:
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holy bastard stimboard :D
⛧ with related stims !
☾ rq'd by @spigosaur !
people treat this as a funny haha ship, but have you even considered the angst. the jesus judas parallels. the angst. the internalized homophobia. the self-hatred.
this is amazing.
i mean, barnroe rules in the self-hatred aspect because linda has bad comphet, but the religion aspect of this ship? chef's kiss. chef's fucking kiss. love it. 10/10.
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all i’m saying is you can’t blame grace cause like. look at him
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I always have fun during session with me subs.
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CHASITY COCK CAGE FOR COCK LOSERS, THE SIZES DOES NOT MATTER, SO FAR IT FITS IN YOUR CAGE ..
Considerations to be taken before you own a CHASITY CAGE..
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Your job is to obey my will, follow my directions exactly and immediately. Mine is to make sure you don’t have to focus on anything other than that!!
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One of those fics where a homophobic family member accuses their queer family member's partner for 'turning them gay,' and they just have to be like... 'oh, honey... thems always been gay.'
I'm being very vague bc I originally had this idea with Max's dad yelling at Richie for making Max a queer, and then Richie being like 'uhhh... no?' but then I thought of Grace yelling at Mark's bf for making him gay and destroying their home.
Which, is super funny because depending on who you ship him with, it's funny in a different way. Ted would be extremely amused by his, he would laugh in her fuckin face and get way too detailed about their first sexual encounter. Gary would turn it into a law argument, taking from experiences Mark had told him how at christian camp or otherwise he'd had 'homosexual desires,' before they met and therefore he hadn't made him gay. Bailey would laugh uncomfortably and nervously try to explain that that is not the case, using an extremely confident tone.
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