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[headcansxfanfictions]

HisokaXIllumi DRUNK! Fanfiction

AN: Im new at writing so please give me feedback. I got writers block so I’m gonna post this as a part one PART TWO ON ITS WAY.

TW: drinking- dead body- assassination- blood- its literally about Hisoka and Illumi

If you would have told Illumi Zoldyck that by 6am he would be playing shot poker with Hisoka AND winning he would have laughed in your face. (Which for Illumi means subtly sneered while keeping his distance.)

11:06 pm

Illumi is on the phone listening carefully as his most recent client gives him information about the target, “You’re information has been very helpful. I’m confident I can get the job done within the next 12 hours at least.”

12:24 pm

Illumi is sitting at a bar of a grand casino in YorkNew City. He has zeroed in on his target. A 43 year old ginger woman in a very expensive looking cream dress adorned with pearls. She was accompanied by a tall old man of maybe 75 years. Not a threat. This would be an easy job.

12:25 pm

Illumi’s eyes flick sharp to the left head not moving. His eyebrows raise as Hisoka waltzes to his side, glace of red wine in hand. Sure Illumi wasn’t expecting to see Hisoka here but he has learned to expect the unexpected, there is no need for theatrics.

Hisoka obviously disagrees, “Oh what a surprise! I didn’t take the Zoldycks for gamblers!”, his voice dripping with theatrics.

“Hush Hisoka, don’t go announcing me like that,” Illumi replies swiftly, gauging any change in the targets behaviour though he is sure she is out of earshot.

Hisoka follows his gaze to land on the ginger woman, “ah I see. You’re on the job are you?”

“Yes and I should be done soon this target is rather easy.”

“Thats a shame. I was hoping to see some fun. I’ve been very bored. Could I possibly tag along incase any fun does arise?” Hisoka uses his best ‘mock-innocence’ voice.

Illumi considers, all the while not loosing sight of the target. “Well I guess so. I don’t see anyway a job this easy could be messed up.”

Hisoka gives Illumi a stink eye for that comment but quickly recovers, “Oh goody!”

4:43 am

Hisoka looks at the lifeless body of the ginger woman in the hotel-room bathtub. Illumi cleans the blood off himself and sets the scene to look like a suicide. His face is emotionless but if Hisoka had to put an emotion to it he would say Illumi looked somber. Or maybe somber was Illumi’s natural state.

“Well that wasn’t any fun. She was so weak. Why would anyone want her dead.” Hisoka sighs turning to Illumi.

“I know nothing but the job I am given. It is not my place to question my employers.” Illumi states matter of factly.

Hisoka groans is annoyance, “Why must you always speak like a living dictionary.” Hisoka strokes his chin, “don’t you ever let your hair down?… figuratively of course.” He adds with a wave of his hand. “You could be so much fun if you did.”

“Fun?” Illumi dries his hands and walks out the bathroom door, Hisoka right behind. “I have no need for fun. Fun doesn’t get you anything. Training and work does.”

“Well aren’t you the life of the party.” Hisoka’s words drip with sarcasm.

“Look, you got that job done quickly. You said so yourself. That means you probably have oh I’d say 6 hours before anyone is even expecting anything of you. Lets have some fun shall we.”

Illumi doesn’t look convinced so Hisoka is surprised and delighted when his answer comes sooner than expected. “Fine damnit. What do you have in mind.”

Hisoka smiles slyly. “Hisoka I am NOT having sex with you.” Illumi states flatly.

Hisoka shrugs, “Oh well, was worth a shot. Speaking of shots, have you ever played shot poker? I feel like gambling AND drinking. We are in a casino afterall.”

“Lets get going then.” Illumi grabs his wallet and heads for the door but Hisoka catches him by the wrist.

“I’d prefer to have our very own private match here,” Hisoka waves his hand and a full deck of cards appear in his hand all fanned out, “I brought up some wine and whiskey earlier, It should be in the fridge.”

Illumi wordlessly heads for the kitchenette and pulls the rather small bottles from the fridge. There are six in total. Two red wine, two whiskey and two are something Illumi can’t identify.

“Ah you found them.” Hisoka smiles. He is sitting on the floor around the oval coffee table shuffling the cards and laying out the glasses.

Illumi places the bottles on the floor next to the table, “Right, so how do we play.”

“I assume you have played poker before?”

“Yes yes but what are the additional rules. For one I see no chips.”

“That is because we bet with shots instead.” Hisoka explains. “Unlike with regular poker it is the looser that takes it all. The looser will down all the shots bet.”

“And how does one win this game?” Illumi enquirers leaning back on his hands.

“Simple! In our version we win by making the other too drunk to keep playing.” Hisoka’s smile is thin and excited.

“And what determines ‘too drunk to keep playing’?” Illumi asks eyeing the six bottles.

Hisoka looks annoyed at this question. “Till one of us passes out, throws up, or admits defeat.“

“May I add to that list?” —Illumi

“Be my guest.” —Hisoka

“Well as you know my family trains all of us as kids to be immune to poison. This means that I could be unaffected by alcohol if I chose to. However I have found a way that allows me to get drunk or high like anyone else if I want to. My condition is that neither of us use such protections.”

“Well if that is all lets begin. I bet 1 shots of whiskey.” Hisoka looks for any reaction but Illumi has a resting poker face as it is.

“Then I bet 2 shots of wine.”

Hisoka wins this round and Illumi drinks the shots, “I’ve never liked whiskey but the wine is actually good.”

Hisoka wins the next rounds and Illumi is suffering from it. Even without using his poison protection abilities he has a high tolerance for alcohol, but 3 shots of wine and 2 shots of whiskey in he is definitely feeling it.

“Come on Illumi, you can do better than that dont make me stay sober the whole night.” Hisoka teases.

The next round goes to Illumi and Hisoka smiles with surprise. He had bet 2 shots on this one.

“There almost even now.” Illumi says his voice loose with alcohol, as Hisoka downs his 4 shots.

Hisoka looks down his nose at his now empty shot glass. “Hmmm I have to disagree with you the whiskey is much better than the wine.”

Illumi giggles and Hisoka’s focus snaps to him in shock. “Why you staring at me.” Illumi slurs, still giggling to himself.

“Illumi you’re giggling.” Hisoka laughs.

“What, I giggle!” Illumi looks confused and that just makes Hisoka more amused, “You cackle sure but you don’t giggle!”

Illumi shrugs lazily. And tips over with unintended grace to lay on his side “I think I’m drunk.”

“You THINK?” Hisoka gets up to grab Illumi (an himself honestly) some much needed food and water.

“Lets keep playing Im fine.” Hisoka hears Illumi’s deep voice whine and a hand grab his arm.

Hisoka is taken aback by the contact Illumi is not a touchy person at all. “I’m just getting us some food and water so we can continue.”

Illumi reluctantly releases his grip and flops back down. Hisoka can’t help but notice how pretty Illumi is. The man’s raven hair matches his void eyes and long lashes.

PART TWO COMING SOON

A Favorite fan art:

(Unfortunately do not know original artist.)

[mayxo-hxh]

According to shalnark, manipulators are EXTREMELY VULNERABLE without their preferred weapon of choice, as they cannot use their nen abilities at all without it. As I quote, "Losing the preferred weapon is often FATAL"

THEN WHY.

WHY.

WHY???????????????????

THE ONE TIME ILLUMI DOESNT HAVE ANY PINS ON HIM. HIS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE. THAT AS A MANIPULATOR HE SHOULD NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT. IS WHEN HE GOES ON A PRIVATE DATE WITH HISOKA.

HES COMPLETELY VULNERABLE. ZERO PINS. DO YOU REALIZE. DO YOU REALIZE!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetheart4you]

Could I request hisoka (hxh) x male reader, with the same reader I always request? (Boob windows, flirty and can heal people when he kisses them)

Also sorry for requesting the same reader so much😭 I just love him

Of course I can! You request so much you could be boob window anon lol.

You know how he's always being flirty or horny? That x1000. Every word he says is a flirt or something horny. If you want info, don't get it from him or get someone else to get it from him.

Would constantly be trying to convince you to let him lick your nipples. Begging saying he needs them to live or he's dying, and it's his final wish.

You can heal people with a kiss? He's suddenly getting really injured all the time, and he won't go to Machi. You will be the only one he'll go to.

But when you get hurt?

“PULL OUT ALL STOPS HE'S DYIMG DOCTOR MY HUSBAND NEEDS TO BE HEALED!” . . . You aren't even dating-

Will panic and hide you away after. You're locked up in a nice nen infused wood cabin.

He won't be rough with you, but he will be firm.

“Husbanddd~ Can I kiss youu?~”

[constellyations]

Just saw your post about Hisoka being mlm coded which I don’t really care about that’s your opinion. Under that post you put that he’s canonically married to a man (Illumi) which is just not true I think u need to reread the manga xx

It’s the fact that Illumi himself says they’re engaged/married. Even if this IS a translation error as these are very common within manga, it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a heavy possibility considering Togashi has a history of writing canonly/heavily implied queer characters. Alluka being a canon Transgirl, Morena CANONLY ON PANEL KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN, the gender exploration of Neferpitou and Kalluto, and even though majority these are all gender based, it doesn’t rule out the fact that Togashi has written queer characters and probably will in the future too.

For those who don’t know what a prenup is btw:

[t-thathandsomedevil]

[asexualcloud]

"welcome to the insane gay clown support group"

joker: "its just us, isnt it?"

hisoka: "yeah. :("

[gab-has-adhd]

So I received the Illumi noodle stopper I ordered....

[mudsoup0]

hes shy!!!

[whatsername94]

Really quick drawing of Hisoillu - did you know these two pretty guys are engaged? 🥹

[cpyclopse]

Hisollumi Freak (affectionate) & Freak (derogatory)

[My Art] click for better quality :)

[enchiidraws]

Fuyugumi ship art I drew for their 2021/2022 birthdays!!

[mayxo-hxh]

The different way Hisoka reacts to being told "I'll kill you" by other people vs illumi.

because like why did he have literal heart eyes over the thought of illumi killing him hisoka morow why did you have a heart in that chat bubble you sound like you wish this wasnt a joke-

also. isnt this the biggest we've ever seen his eyes grow in the entire manga.

HMMMMMMM

[hunterxfan]

Nuevo récord 😃!

[sweetheart4you]

What do you think about a hisoka x male reader who owns multiple illegal gambling dens and is also a dealer?😚

For his personality I'm thinking he can be pretty cold and apathetic, but also rude and snarky?

He can use nen (maybe he has a book similar to the death note from the death note anime)

Also how about we bring back the boob window?😻

-🧸

I'm so sorry this took so long, I'm just finally lonely and depressed enough to write. It might not be super accurate.

Reader is described as kinda gothic and bratty.

Hisoka came with the spiders to make a deal with you. He wasn't particularly interested in you, the gambling, or the drugs. He was just required to be there.

When he saw you, he was much more interested. Mostly because you were wearing a boob window with a spiky collor. He really wanted to yank on your collar and make you submit.

After a while, he started to go to your gambling dens to find you. Once he did, he'd start to flirt and tease you.

Once, he was standing beside you, and he grabbed the back of your neck. “C'mon you little brat, be a good boy f'me and be mine~” He had moved in front of you while saying that. Once he was in front of you and he had finished his sentence, he smacked your ass and tugged the collar you were wearing that day.

You almost let out a needy whine in front of Mafia bosses, criminals, and business partners.

Another time, a fat man started some trouble after being refused drugs since he wasn't able to pay. He started to scream and attack people. Hisoka was about to step in when he felt your nen.

When he looked over, he saw a book in your hand. You were writing in it, then — the man causing the disruption started having a heart attack. Hisoka looked over your shoulder and saw what you wrote. “Tonpa ∁∇∆∄∳∅ – Heart Attack.”

That immediately made him fall for you more.

You were his — even if you didn't want to admit it yet.

[k0wl]

Finally got to finish 💕💖

[ohhiimweird]

the 13th chairman election arc might as well be a pride parade for all the heinous gays walking around