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stockerprinting · 1 year
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Extravagant Roses Invitation - Wrap with Ecru Satin Ribbon.
A gold shimmer wrap, laser cut with a lavish rose design, embraces an oversized invitation card. The wedding wording peeks out from behind the rose design while the couple's initials appear elegantly at the top. An ecru satin ribbon secures the ensemble.
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discoverybody · 6 months
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At the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods will serve as “a playing host”
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Tiger Woods has stated that he would play in the Genesis Invitational, his first competitive rounds in 2024. The event, which Woods is organizing, will benefit his TGR Foundation. This decision comes after Woods withdrew from the 2023 Masters and has only competed in one solo competition since, finishing 18th out of 20 in the Heroes World Challenge. In addition, he and his son Charlie finished sixth in the PNC Championship. Woods was involved in a car accident in February 2021 at the Genesis Invitational, which led in major leg injuries. As a result, he had surgery on his right ankle to address post-traumatic arthritis. Notably, this will be Woods' first event since severing his long-term partnership with Nike. The Genesis Invitational is set to take place from February 15th to 18th at The Riviera Country Club in California, with a prize fund of $20 million. Despite 14 visits at Riviera, Woods has never won. Nonetheless, his best finish was second place in 1999 at the Nissan Los Angeles Open (previously the Genesis Invitational). Last year, he finished tied for 45th with a score of one under par. Tiger Woods has planned to play his first competitive rounds in 2024 at the Genesis Invitational, which takes place the following week.
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untilthenexttee · 7 months
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Next Tee News - February 19th, 2024 (Off-Weeks, Saudi International, That Logo, and a Beaver
In this episode of Next Tee News, your golf summary for the week in three minutes or less, I delve into the week that was. Patty, Hideki, Tiger, and a Beaver oh my! Until The Next Tee!! #fightandgrind #seeuonthenexttee
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virtualcoach-blog · 7 months
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A Storied Ening of the West Coast Swing
Hideki Matsuyama delivered sub-70 golf scores daily at Riviera from an opening round of 69 to a final round 62. He finished the tournament with a 6 stroke lead at the end.
The Genesis Invitational was set to provide a thrilling storyline for pro golf. In fact, this pro golf tournament tournament hosted by Tiger Woods on behalf of TGR Foundation is held at the Riviera Country Club in Pacific Palisades, California. It serves as a befitting end to the West Coast Swing portion of the annual golf season. What we got from the Genesis Invitational was way more than any…
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mewhenitsnotzazatime · 10 months
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+ another design for my fan kinsona:pp
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travelers-gaming · 1 year
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genesis has been disinvited from the Villain Halloween Party because her costume was just a summoned form shaped like a Dracula and everyone agreed the biological cape and flared collar was really upsetting to look at.
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my-sacred-art · 11 months
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Alexandra Daddario (born 1986, USA)
Jacob Wrestling with the Angel, Luca Giordano (Italian, 1634-1705).
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blunderbussin · 5 months
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i open pinterest and am instantly hit with a QUADRUPLE SWAGFUL PHIL BLAST!! RAHHHHHHH!!!
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grinkcore · 2 years
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wwoould anyone be interested in a genesis themed discord server? Not solely genesis but yk based around it and would just be there to fuck around with others in the genesis fan bubble. I’ve created servers before n it’d be pretty lax, just gotta do bots n shit.
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ibrahim311 · 7 months
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Full 'On the Range' practice session at The Genesis Invitational
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Live action straight from the practice range on Wednesday at The Genesis Invitational 2024 featuring expert analysis, DraftKings betting and fantasy golf previews, player interviews and more at The Riviera Country Club in Pacific Palisades, California.
FULL VIDEO
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matan4il · 4 months
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An incomplete "there's a good chance the icon you love and support is a Zionist" list
🌟 Raphael Lemkin, a Jewish Holocaust survivor, whose family was murdered during it. Lemkin is responsible for coining the term "genocide," and for every legal provision that exists today against it. His work against genocide was inspired by his Zionism.
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🌟 Martin Luther King, Jr., who did not only support Israel and its right to security, a fellow participant at a dinner with MLK shortly before his assassination quotes him as having stopped a student attacking Zionism, and replied, "When people criticize Zionists, they mean Jews. You’re talking antisemitism." He also encouraged Americans in 1967 to support the Jewish state, as Egypt blockaded the Straits of Tiran, endangering Israeli citizens by cutting the country off from its oil supply.
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🌟 Emma Lazarus, a Jewish American poet, whose words ("Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free") are engraved on the Statue of Liberty's pedestal, after they helped raise the money needed for its completion. Drawing from the value of Jewish solidarity, she also wrote, "Until we are all free, we are none of us free," adopted as a slogan by intersectionality (while many in the movement exclude Jews from it). She was a great supporter of establishing a state for Jews in the Jewish homeland, having argued for this idea years before the word "Zionist" was even coined.
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🌟 The 14th Dalai Lama, the leader of the fight against the occupation of Tibet, who was invited in 1994 to Israel, at a time when China's communist regime did its best to prevent his visits anywhere in the world, and who came to Israel more than once, talking about the 2000 years long Zionism of Jewish culture in exile as an inspiration and role model for Tibetans. "Among Tibetan refugees, we are always saying to ourselves that we must learn the Jewish secret to keep our traditions, in some cases under hostile circumstances."
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🌟 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who spoke more than once about how her pursuit of justice is a continuation of that very same thing in Jewish tradition. She had repeatedly referred to American Zionist Jews as sources of inspiration. For example, in 2018, during her fifth visit to Israel, in a speech she gave when receiving the Genesis Award, she mentioned two such women, Emma Lazarus and Henrietta Szold.
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🌟 Nelson Mandela had an ambivalent view of Israel, but repeatedly recognized its right to exist, which makes him a Zionist, he also called upon Arab states to do the same, and was favorable towards the Zionist Jews who supported him during his underground days. Mandela being critical of Israel and still a Zionist is an apt reminder that criticizing the Jewish state and opposing its very existence are NOT the same thing, and only one's antisemitic.
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🌟 Felix Salten, the Jewish author of Bambi (the book Disney's movie is based on). The tale was originally a metaphor for Jews suffering antisemitism, something Salten personally had to cope with. He was also an ardent Zionist, feeling the self-liberation at the core of this ideology suited his idea of how to deal with Jew hatred.
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🌟 Sun Yat-Sen, who helped end the rule of China's last imperial dynasty, was its first provisional president, and is nowadays honored as an important Chinese leader in both China and Taiwan (sometimes referred to as "Father of the Chinese Nation"). He was an enthusiastic supporter of Zionism. Among other instances of expressing that, he wrote in a 1920 letter to a leader of the Jewish community in Shang Hai about Zionism that it is, "one of the greatest movements of the present time. All lovers of Democracy cannot help but support wholeheartedly and welcome with enthusiasm the movement to restore your wonderful and historic nation, which has contributed so much to the civilization of the world and which rightfully deserves an honorable place in the family of nations."
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🌟 Magnus Hirschfeld, a gay Jewish sexologist, nicknamed among other things "The Einstein of Sex" and "The Father of Gay Liberation," because his medical and scientific work on human sexuality, as well as social advocacy for women's, gay and trans rights, was nothing short of pioneering. He was persecuted by the Nazis to the point where he died in exile. They broke into his institute of sexual research, where the world's first clinic performing sex reassignments surgeries was located, and burned down the institute's library. Hirschfeld had attended a Zionist conference following the Balfor Declaration of 1917, and his work on sexual liberation found inspiration in young socialist Jewish Zionist workers he met during a visit to the Land of Israel in 1931-2.
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🌟 Marcia Langton, a professor and prominent Aboriginal rights activist from Australia, who has been leading the fight against racism and for her community. She spoke out against the hijacking of native rights movements by terrorist sympathizers and antisemites, and has clearly stood against all loss of life, including that of Israelis.
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🌟 Felix Zandman, a Holocaust survivor whose work on resistors is integrated into many smartphones, laptops, cars, satellites, hospital ventilators (saving many Covid patients), airplanes and more. Whenever the anti-Israel crowd is scrolling social media on their phones, they're enjoying the work of a Zionist, who enthusiastically supported the State of Israel, and even introduced an important improvement to the Israeli Merkava tank, which has likely saved many Israeli lives, Jewish and non-Jewish alike, and others like him, since Israel's high tech is considered only second to Silicon Valley (going back to at least the 1990's). If they truly wish to boycott everything that's been "contaminated" by Zionism, they should probably just boycott technology.
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🌟 Rosa Parks, an African American leader of the civil rights movement (and someone who personally demonstrated how one can resist without turning violent). She was one of 200 notable black American leaders who publicly organized to express their support and respect of Zionism as the Jewish right to self-determination, and Israel as the manifestation of that right.
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-> Like I said, this is VERY incomplete, even just in terms of how the overwhelming majority of Jews are Zionist, and have been since the inception of Judaism, which is itself Zionist. Over the years, this led to many non-Jewish human and native rights champions to be supportive of Zionism, too. Take note of who is being vilified, when the term "Zionist" is ignorantly used as if it means anything other than belief in the equal right of Jews to liberation and self-determination in the Jewish ancestral land. Especially when it is used as being inherently evil.
(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)
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I’m the sephiroth hc anon, yea I was referring to the sfw and nsfw, sorry for not specifying :0
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sephiroth (n)sfw hc’s 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪
sephiroth (ffvii) x reader
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guys the motivation is coming back to me TRUST ME i’m slowly but surely working on it.. 🙏🙏
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post nibelheim sephiroth being jealous, possessive, a little toxic and manipulative, mentions of sephiroths touch repulsion and touch starvation, nsfw will have a warning before it, intended lowercase, lmk if i missed anything!! 💕
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❥ soooo!!!1!1!1
❥ let me start off with pre-nibelheim headcanons because i miss a more domestic and ‘normal’ sephiroth rather than.. crazy seph lol
❥ so now let’s get into the actual thing!!
❥ i do not think that sephiroth is familiar with love whether it’s pre or post nibelheim, and if you read up on my angsty / comfort sephiroth fics you’ll see how i love the portrayal of where he’s so beloved by his fanclub and the public due to being a, “war hero” despite not feeling any close love like how you’d love him. the closest he’d get to developing emotional attachments would be his relationship with genesis and angeal (and maybe zack).
❥ it’ll take a while for sephiroth to fully trust and put his faith in you, but he’s actually very mature about romance. he doesn’t get very jealous and he’s very confident in your relationship and bond, if you read up on my jealousy hc’s i explain more there!!
❥ and when he really trusts you.. he’ll even let you perform his hair care routine on him when he’s too tired to do it himself. as you’ve seen, his hair is absolutely gorgeous and while he spends like an hour in the shower on just his hair— he spends more time when he’s out the shower as well with all the after product 😭.
❥ he enjoys having you brush his hair in the mornings and if you have long hair, he’ll return the favor. nothing’s better than sephiroth’s gentle hand cradling your head as he softly brushed through your strands, trying his hardest not to snag too hard on any tangles. if you’re comfortable with it, he’ll even hop in the shower with you and wash your hair for you. he’s not ashamed of nudity, he finds it a very normal and humanizing experience— knowing you can still be so vulnerable and not have it be sexual. he loves when you wash his hair for him too tho, it’s just super long so it’ll take a while lol.
❥ i cant see him as a morning person. i saw a post that he said, “sephiroths not a morning person, he’s a ‘im up because I have to be but if anyone talks to me, there will be murder’ person.” and i totally agree with that. you’ll wake him up, mentioning how he reminded you to wake up him bright and early tomorrow yet there you’d be, shaking his shoulder gently and he mutters a plea of five minutes more before pulling you closer.
❥ i definitely think that you guys would have to keep your love life private considering his job unless you’re like.. around angeal or maybe genesis. possibly zack, but you guys would have to make him promise that he wouldn’t tell anyone because he’d literally be so shocked. otherwise he’d go run to kunsel and brag about his knowledge or be so jaw dropped that he runs to angeal and is even more shocked when he already knows??? like, was he the only one who didn’t know about this whole thing??
❥ it’ll take a while for sephiroth to get comfortable with physical touch. although he secretly yearns for it, he’s also touch repulsed sometimes. it’s not that he’s appalled by you or your touch, it’s just that he’s gone so long without it that it’s foreign to him. once he gets used to it, he’ll eventually search for it and come looking for you in need of just some head massages or even just to rest his chin on your shoulder and view whatever you’re doing. he kinda does what cats do when they nuzzle the sides of their heads into your chest and like rub their noses into you.
❥ i’d like to think sephiroth’s very meticulous, so if you ever invite him in doing an activity such as baking or art or something, he WILL have to do it right or else he’ll get frustrated.
❥ as aforementioned, seph isn’t well versed in healthy love or adoration so if you even do a small task for him such as doing a chore he planned to do or cooking him pasta when he comes home— it will make him feel all gooey inside even if he won’t show it. he’s always calm and collected but, “even the coolest of people try their damndest to be alright,” as i mentioned in one of my headcanons for cloud lolol. he’s appreciative of even the small gestures, always making sure to thank you for your efforts as he knows they’re filled with love.
❥ for post nibelheim, though.. he’s lowkey manipulative. if you knew him before he found out about the jenova project, i’m assuming you’re only with him in hopes that he has some humanity within him that you can restore— well, that or you just like crazy men lol. he will definitely use that against you as a way of making you stay, always promising he’ll change after completing his plans with you by his side.
❥ if you met him post nibelheim though, he’ll be utterly fascinated with you as you’re basically his new toy. and he’ll follow you, regardless of when you met him. he’ll never let you leave his side after he’s gone crazy as he’s constantly reassuring you that his mothers legacy will be fulfilled, and that he can only do that when you’re beside him with support. it almost feels like it’s a shell of sephiroth. he never does any of the things he used to do before he was aware of who he really was, he’ll barely even let you touch him. he’s constantly on guard whenever you two are out, always keeping a hand around your waist or shoulder so that you don’t run off.
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❥ id like to think of pre-nibelheim sephiroth as a soft dom. always being gentle, even when you’re sucking him off so nicely that he can’t help but grip your hair— he always makes sure not to pull it too hard and instead bites on his hand until there’s marks. he’ll always cater to you too, treating you like a pillow prince(ss) and is literally at your beck and call. he will not tolerate brattiness though and will definitely punish you if needed!! he’s just so kind, it’s only fair that he reciprocates the same words you give him :(((
❥ i don’t think sephiroths that experienced, but i don’t think he’s a virgin either. he doesn’t have the time to pursue intimate relationships, but he’s definitely experimented with one or two of his fangirls or something. he sort of regrets it now, considering it wasn’t all that intimate.
❥ like i said, it’ll take a while for sephiroth to even get used to physical contact let alone initiate it, but once you guys do finally have sex, he is literally the sweetest. he’s probably a little rusty lol but he’s a very quick learner!! guide him and teach him how to make you feel good, it makes his chest swell with pride once he gets you making those cute little sounds :(((
❥ let me tell you this man is huge though. he’s around nine to ten inches in length and he’s a big girthier than average. he has like two prominent veins, one on the underside of his shaft and one on the left side. when he cums, it’s a pretty pearly translucent color and right before he blows it beads at the tip as he tries to hold it in.
❥ sephiroth would like to think that there’s a possibility that you two could have kids, although his duties and reputation (and future events..) kind of prevent that. so i think there’s a breeding kink in there somewhere, but if you’re not okay with it then he’s totally fine!! it might sting a little if you don’t want kids, but in the end its your body, your choice— and he will respect that!!
❥ if you’re a virgin, he’d like to make your experience worth while and makes it very clear to you that he’s beyond honored to have been your first. he’ll even place you on the softest satin pillows while he gently thrusts into you, interlacing fingers and slowly pinning them against your head while he watches for your expressions. if you get shy or look away, he’ll always let go of one of your hands to redirect your chin back to him with a soft, “look at me, darling.”
❥ he relishes in the soft sounds of your giggles, watching as you look over the display he set up for you with roses and a meticulously made bed for you, a trick he had learned from genesis once when sephiroth had been too worried of not being able to satiate your need for intimacy. seph would lift you gently, giving you a small kiss and carefully maneuvering his way to the sheets before ceremoniously laying you down beneath him. he savors these lax moments during sex, not just the serious ones.
❥ post nibelheim is a little iffy, he’s definitely more possessive and aggressive when he’s having sex. he’s also very condescending with his words, i can sense a dumbification kink somewhere..
❥ as i’ve said before, post nibelheim seph won’t let you out of his sight most of the time. so he’s so possessive that if he sees you talking to someone else in public, once you find your way back to him, you’ll have wished you never greeted them. he’ll mercilessly press your face against the mattress or table or whatever you guys are on, and talks about how silly it was for you to talk to someone so casually when you clearly knew he was watching.
❥ i don’t think he’d let you top him that much, maybe once in a blue moon would he let you act like you have control over him— but the moment you get too cocky, he’ll remind you of who really has the most control once he grips your hip dips and flips you over, catlike, vindictive mako eyes glinting in the shadows of his body.
❥ again, i’m sorry but it’s the truth, also a little manipulative. post nibelheim sephiroth would accuse you of talking to other men or wanting them to satisfy you instead. he’d grit his teeth and roll his hips even harder— claiming he’d just have to show you how much he’s ruined you for other people. they are but boys but he, he is a man. and he’ll make sure you know that by the time the day ends and the sun seeps through curtains.
❥ pre sephiroth makes love, post sephiroth fucks. there’s a huge difference.
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rottenpumpkin13 · 6 months
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Can we have a company party night that Rufus was out in charge of? He organized everything properly and now the actual event has come. All the Turks and SOLDIERs are present along with directors and a bunch of popular celebrities. What happens?
The Company Party From Hell #2
• Rufus has been tasked with hosting Shinra's annual charity ball. The event area at the HQ has been transformed into an opulent party, with all of Midgar’s elite invited to drink and dance as they please. It's the event of the year and everyone wants to be in attendance. 
• Almost everyone. 
*Angeal and Genesis drag Sephiroth into the ballroom, each of them holding one arm* 
Sephiroth: I'm going to scream for help and embarrass you both. 
Angeal: I once had to drag Genesis kicking and screaming from the book store after they sold out the last Loveless graphic novel. Nothing fazes me anymore. 
Genesis: Please, as if I kick and scream when—SON OF A BITCH! SHE SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE! 
*Sephiroth stops struggling, he and Angeal look at Genesis like he's insane* 
Angeal: What the hell was that? 
*Genesis pulls his hair back to reveal wireless earbuds on both ears* 
Genesis: I'm listening to a soap opera finale. I cannot miss it, so this is my brilliant solution. 
Sephiroth: Don't you think people will notice when you start having meltdowns? 
Genesis: What? I'm being so quiet. No one will notice a thing—AH HA! I KNEW YOU SLEPT WITH HIS MOTHER! 
*Everyone turns around and looks at Sephiroth and Angeal* 
Sephiroth: This is going to be a long night. 
*Zack comes bouncing up to them, happily drinking a flute of champagne* 
Zack: Hey guys! What's going on? 
Sephiroth: I slept with Angeal's mother, apparently. 
Zack: Cool!
Angeal:
• The four of them split up, Sephiroth and Angeal refusing to be anywhere near Genesis. They find a table and watch the party go by, talking to celebrities and other execs when the need arises. All is well, but Angeal keeps checking his phone and Sephiroth is getting suspicious. 
Sephiroth: Are you waiting for a call? 
Angeal: Actually, a text. 
Sephiroth: From who? 
Angeal: You might judge me, but I accepted an anonymous request to punch Rufus in the face. I'm waiting for the text from the anon so I can put the plan into action. 
Sephiroth: I can't believe you would agree to something like that. 
Angeal: They're paying me 10,000 gil. 
Sephiroth: I can't believe you didn't ask for my help and agree to pay me 5,000 gil. 
Angeal: 
Sephiroth: What's the plan? You simply go up and punch him in the face? 
Angeal: Uhh…I'll let you know when I get the text. Just don't tell Genesis. 
Sephiroth: Bold of you to assume I would go anywhere near Genesis. 
*They turn around to look at Genesis, who's seated at the next table with Tseng and Lazard* 
Genesis: WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT HIM AS HE IS?
Tseng: Genesis, is something the matter? 
Genesis: HE LOVES YOU, YOU IDIOT!
*Lazard turns to Tseng* 
Lazard: What is he talking about? 
Genesis: HE LOVES YOU. YOU'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 
Lazard: Tseng, I had no idea you harbored such feelings for me. 
Tseng: What!? Genesis, what—
Genesis: Ah, I see how it is. *Genesis stands up* You are in love with his brother. You're having an affair.
*Lazard turns to Tseng, alarmed* 
Lazard: The Vice President??? 
Tseng: I don't know what he's talking about. 
Genesis: Two sick individuals you are, fooling around behind his back. 
*Genesis promptly leaves when Zack comes back with their drinks. Lazard turns to Tseng*
Lazard: How dare you have feelings for me while you fool around with the Vice President. 
Tseng: 
*Back at Sephiroth and Angeal's table, they continue to watch*
Sephiroth: Should we do something? 
Angeal: We should've locked Genesis in a broom closet thirty minutes ago. 
• Meanwhile, Zack and Genesis are walking around the party when Cissnei comes up to them in a hurry.
Cissnei: I need one of you to do me a huge favor. 
Zack: Sure, what's up? 
Cissnei: The target I've been tracking for weeks is here at the party, but I need to go undercover as a man to get near him. Can one of you switch outfits with me? 
Zack: But you're wearing a dress!
Genesis: I would do it, but unfortunately I'm too busy listening to—I KNEW IT! I KNEW SHE WAS PREGNANT! 
*People turn around to stare at Cissnei* 
Cissnei: What's with him??
Zack: Don't judge him. Let him enjoy his soap opera. 
Cissnei: I don't have a lot of time! Zack, can you please switch with me? 
Zack: Ahh! Fine, but you owe me! 
Cissnei: I know, I know. Come on, I'll help you into this dress 
*Cissnei grabs his hand*
Genesis: HE GOT HER PREGNANT? 
*People around them gasp and stare at Cissnei and Zack* 
Zack:
Genesis: Apologies, dear, maybe I can help by doing your makeup so you blend in with the feminine crowd. 
Zack: You think that'll work? 
Genesis: Of course. I've also got a wig in my emergency makeup kit, so we're all set—SHE LIED. SHE'S NOT PREGNANT. SHE'S SCAMMING HIM FOR MONEY THAT WENCH! 
*People gasp and stare at Cissnei*
Zack: Dude, I can't believe you'd like to me about your pregnancy. 
Cissnei: 
• Meanwhile, Sephiroth and Angeal have just separated Lazard and Tseng from a fight that escalated into a physical altercation. 
*Genesis walks up to them with a very pretty girl in a glittery blue dress and long black hair*
Genesis: How's your night going? I just helped Zack—*gasp* HE GOT MARRIED TO HIS MOTHER! 
*The bartenders and other people at the bar turn to look at Sephiroth and Angeal* 
Sephiroth: Genesis, are you going to introduce us to your friend? 
Zack: It's me! I look hot, right? 
Angeal: WHY ARE YOU IN A DRESS? 
Zack: I had to switch outfits with Cissnei so she could infiltrate a group of men in disguise. 
Sephiroth: You're a good friend. 
Zack: Thanks! 
Angeal: Why couldn't Genesis wear the dress? 
Genesis: AND NOW THEY'RE HAVING A FOURSOME. 
*The people at the bar gasp and look at the four of them* 
Angeal: Never mind.
Zack: Hey man, what show are you watching? It sounds intense. 
Genesis: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I KNEW SHE WAS A BITCH. 
*At that moment, Rufus Shinra himself passes by and overhears this conversation*
Rufus: Rhapsodos, why are you screaming at our lovely guest? 
Genesis, ignoring him: BECAUSE SHE FAKED A PREGNANCY TO SCAM HIM FOR MONEY, HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BROTHER, AND IS NOW HAVING A FOURSOME. 
Rufus: Oh my god. Is this true? 
*Rufus turns to Sephiroth* 
Rufus: Did this woman fake a pregnancy to scam you for money? 
Sephiroth, nodding: And had an affair with Angeal, yes. 
Angeal: WHAT? 
Zack: Hang on, I didn't do any of this! I'm Zack, I'm just wearing Cissnei’s clothes. 
Rufus: It's alright, miss, I'm not judging you. 
Zack: No, I really am Zack. 
*Tseng walks by* 
Zack: Look! Tseng can vouch for me. 
Tseng: Excuse me? 
Zack: Tseng, tell Rufus I'm really Zack in disguise.
Tseng: I'm sorry, I don't know you. You do look familiar though. 
Genesis: I can't believe this. I finally understood the full story. He was in love with him, but started having an affair with his brother behind his back. And now he got a woman pregnant. 
*Lazard is walking by and overhears this*
Lazard: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. TSENG, HOW DARE YOU CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS TO ME WHILE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT? 
*The music stops, the whole party gasps and are now watching this go down* 
Tseng: I have no idea what you're talking about. 
Rufus: This isn't what it looks like. 
*Lazard gestures to Zack*
Lazard: AND NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS WOMAN PREGNANT. 
Zack: I'M NOT PREGNANT. I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL. LOOK!
*Zack rips off his wig* 
*Everyone gasps* 
Sephiroth: I think there's been a misunderstanding. No one's pregnant, no one's having an affair with anyone, and no one is involved with anyone's mother in any way. 
Angeal: Yes, if everyone will please calm down, we can sort this out without fighting. 
*Angeal gets a text notification on his phone* 
Angeal: 10,000 gil here I come. 
*Angeal punches Rufus in the face, the crowd gasps* 
Zack: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 
*Rufus is bleeding* 
*Genesis is still listening to his soap opera*
Genesis: HE JUST CALLED HIM AN ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD. 
Lazard: THAT'S IT!
• Lazard flies at Rufus and the two start brawling on the ground. Tseng and Lazard rush to pull them apart, but this ends up creating an even bigger fight when both Turks and SOLDIERs start attacking each other. The party quickly descends into chaos.
• Angeal pulls Sephiroth and Genesis out of there. 
Angeal: Happy, Genesis? Look what you did!
Genesis: Me? You're the one who punched Rufus in the face! 
Angeal: Yeah, but I got paid to do it! 
Sephiroth: Speaking of which. 
*Sephiroth pulls out a wad of gil from his pocket—10,000 gil* 
Sephiroth: Angeal, here's the money you were promised. 
Angeal: 
Genesis: 
Sephiroth: Yes, I believe this is what is called a plot twist. 
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I love how fanon has their own special spin on the crisis core trio
Angeal: Sensible, overly-serious, kind of that dad-friend who is perpetually exhausted. The straight man in a sea of chaotic morons. Dedicated and hardworking, totally ready to lecture you for doing something stupid. An overall cool guy who sells himself short but really is the glue holding everything together, even if he gets no credit for it.
Sephiroth: Looks terrifying. Probably IS terrifying. Is actually kind of a soft marshmallow with mommy issues. Oozes trauma at every angle. Can kill you a thousand times over but he's also the group baby so oh well. Melts when given a hug. Outwardly cold and aloof but he would unironically die for you and folds like crumpled wet paper when he's left alone. Also he's a cat.
Genesis: Resident Little Shit™. Theater kid. Edgelord. Loudmouthed hothead who can't stop blowing things up. No one invited him. He came from the dumpster outside of an abandoned Waffle House. Arguably the most interesting person here but his attitude gets in the way of people figuring that out. Also kind of a secret soft baby but shhhh that's a secret. Easy to hate. Easier to love if you actually take time to get to know him.
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Sexy Meme Coin: Revolutionizing the World of Memes with Cryptocurrency
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In the ever-evolving landscape of digital culture, memes have become a universal language, transcending borders and bringing people together through humor. Enter Sexy Meme Coin, a pioneering project that merges the vibrant world of memes with the transformative power of cryptocurrency. This innovative platform is set to redefine how we create, share, and monetize memes, offering a dynamic ecosystem for meme enthusiasts and crypto aficionados alike.
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"Summertide Scales and Tales" Event: Take Part to Obtain Kirara's Outfit and Invite "Cat Upon the Eaves" Kirara (Dendro)
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〓Event Duration〓
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〓Event Rewards〓
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〓Eligibility〓
Adventure Rank 18 or above
And complete Archon Quest Prologue: Act III "Song of the Dragon and Freedom"
※ Complete Archon Quests Interlude Chapter: Act III "Inversion of Genesis" and Chapter IV: Act V "Masquerade of the Guilty" first to get the best experience from this event.
〓Event Details〓
● During the event, the following gameplay modes will unlock in sequence: "Boreal Flurry," "Flying Hatter's Trick," "Metropole Trials," and "Figurine Fabrication."
● In the "Boreal Flurry" gameplay, you must follow the streaming current and fire at floating targets to complete timed challenges.
● In the "Flying Hatter's Trick" gameplay, you must use a Flying Hat to attract toy figures and obtain ever higher scores according to different rules.
● In the "Metropole Trials" gameplay, you can defeat opponents and fill your Valor bar to enter A Time For Valor, so as to complete the challenges more efficiently.
● During the event, you can use Starsail Coins earned from playing other gameplay modes at the Fantastical Fabricators in each zone to obtain Fairytale Figurines, and place them on corresponding frames for display. Each time you create figurines a certain number of times, you will unlock the corresponding rewards. After creating figurines a specific number of times, you can invite "Cat Upon the Eaves" Kirara (Dendro).
● In addition, as you explore Simulanka, you may gather Excerpts of Bliss by collecting Jubilant Feathers and opening Fairytale Troves, and by completing various challenges. Collect the specified number of Excerpts of Bliss to exchange for Kirara's outfit "Phantom in Boots."
※ Kirara's outfit "Phantom in Boots" will be available for purchase in the Character Outfit Shop after the end of Version 4.8, which will be priced at 1,680 Genesis Crystals.
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