#genre:humor

[kaisooficrec]

Picking Daisies [Submission]

Author: reddoll123 (AFF & AO3)

Genre: Non AU, Predebut, Fluff, Romance, Humor, Mutual Pining

Rating: PG

Length: Oneshot (4.6k)

Summary: The classic story of how first impressions can actually be wrong sometimes.

AFF - AO3

[puzzleshipping-library]

Deck the Dates (with cups of coffee)

Author: auroraXborealis & bewdofchaos (@xauroraxborealisx & @atems-leather-pants)

Rated E • Published 2020 • Complete • Word count 73k

With his best friends’ Christmas Eve wedding less than two weeks away, Yugi Mutou tries to uphold his promise to find a plus one, choosing to use a very unconventional method. Not even careful planning could prepare him for what is to come when he joins a holiday dating app. Atem Sennen has never thought much about holiday romance. Heck, he has not thought about romance at all recently. However, when a cute little customer enters both his coffee shop and his life, he is forced to reconsider his opinion on the topic. Naughty or nice, can they both find their merry and bright?

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28016325

Rec'ers notes: I love both these authors and seeing them co-write this lively seasonal fluff that is chock full of humor and banter was a treat. Yugi's online dating mis-adventures are like a highlight reel of the worst (best) possible dates, and Atem is there laughing and supporting him through the whole thing as his secretly pining barista. While the dates are going on, their chemistry is off the charts and when they finally land on the same page it's with the satisfaction of two puzzle pieces snapping together.

[thetorchwoodarchive]

Hearts Like Spirals by NancyBrown (JackIanto | Complete | 2K | PG-13)

Jack loops back to see Ianto. A lot.

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Their reaction when you wipe their kisses off

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Kenma,Tsukishima,Suna X reader Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW Format:Scenario Warnings:Some Cursing in Tsukishima's part Word Count:0.6K A/n:Saw this trend on tiktok and wanted to give it a try,and whos better than m'Haikyuu boys? :D

not proofread,and sorry if theres any mistakes

This Tiktok trend compilation on Youtube

↬Kenma Kozume

you were sitting on his bed,waiting for him to get out of the shower,to record his reaction to what you were about to do.you turned your head at him as you heard his steps comming closer to you,and greeted him with a gentle smile. "awww look at you baby! just come here and kiss me already!"

he slowly came toward you as he smiled back at you,and placed a delicate kiss on your cheek.

Kenma knew you were obsessed with him and his kisses,so he was very surprised when he saw you awkwardly turning around and wiping his kiss off,and you did noticed this.

he kissed you on your cheek again and when you kept wiping his kisses off,he saw a dim sign of laughter on you face.

you were doing it on purpose.

you were looking at your phone,trying to hide your smirk as you waited for him to try and kiss you again,

and that was when a big pillow landed on your face out of the blue.

"Ouch! Kenma?" you looked up at your boyfriend with your eyes widened and laughing as he walked out of the room,ignoring you,acting like a big petty kitty, "Ken Ken! Come back here!"

Nope!Hes not coming back!

well.not unless you shower him in kisses and cuddles as payback.

↬Kei Tsukishima

you were driving him to the gym and had your phone in front of you,ready to record.he was about to get off the car,but you stopped him by placing your hand on his shoulder.

"babe?can i get a kiss?" you gave him the puppy eyes and puckered your lips.he sighed,leaning toward you as he pressed his lips on yours,giving you a gentle kiss.you broke the kiss apart,smiled at him,

and then you wiped your fucking lips.

"what the fuck?" you nearly jumped in your seat because of his loud tune,looking at him with shock as you tried to hold back your laugh.

"what?what happened?" "dont with me bitch! did you just wiped my kiss off?" the big pout on his face nearly made you burst out into laughter.

"what?no i didnt!what are you talking about?" "dont play dumb with me !what is wrong with you?" "i didnt babe youre imagining things! here give me another one and ill prove it to ya" "no! people dont wipe my kisses off"

he grabbed his bag and slammed the door behind him,walking away from you as he heard your laughter. "baby? im sorry! come back honey it was a prank!"

you put your your hand on your mouth and continue laughing at your boyfriend as you saw him giving you "the middle finger"

↬Rintarou Suna

you quickly adjusted your phone on the table when your boyfriend went to the bathroom.it was your date night and since you were hanging out at his house you decided to play a prank on him that you saw in Tiktok.

you smiled at him cheekily when he pulled you closer to himself gave you a passionate kiss on your lips the minute he walked back into the living room.it was more believable this way that you didnt have to ask him for a kiss yourself.

when he let go of you,you winked at him and were about to reach your lips and wipe them,then you saw him wiping his own before you could even make a move.you looked at him with a confused expression,

and that was when the camera on the couch-that didnt belong to you' catched your attention.

"Rin you little shi-"

Reblogs are appreciated but please keep the tags

[ncityavenue]

Can you do an oneshot with Mark? It can be about anything, I don't necessarily know what specifics to request😅

I love how the first one i get is abt my ult. I love u for this<3 ANYWAYS. BARE WITH ME IF THIS NOT GOOD THIS IS VERY ON THE SPOT OK.

Genre:humor, suggestive

Title: Dishes

Pairing: Mark x black reader

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"NO ARE YOU SERIOUS? OH MY GOD." Mark exclaimed as he tangled his hands through his hair, you giggled seeing a competitive cutie infront of you.

"Guess you're gonna be doing the dishes today baby." You smirked trying to hide your booming laugh.

Mark sucked his teeth looking shamefully at the floor,"You know... why can't we just be civil adults and do the dishes together as a couple and not do 20 rounds of rock,paper, scissors."

You raised an eyebrow as Mark got closer to you wrapping a arm around your torso, "nope, nuh-uh, hell no, you are not going to seduce me just for me to do the dishes while you try to fuck me from behind. IM GONNA BE A CHILD OF GOD TODAY."

Mark chuckled as he brushed his lips against your neck, "no I'm saying, we'll do it together. Meaning you'll wash the dishes and I'll fu-"

"Didn't I just say we ain't doin' that?"

"Pleaseeee just this once I won't even be whiny I swear."

You gave him a emotionless face, "you meana tell me a few weeks ago you were telling me I was crazy for having a quickie with you in the living room but now you Wanna fuck me while I DO THE DISHES?"

"There's a difference, Jungwoo was with us in the living room. Plus we still had sex just not in the living room." Mark defended as he kissed down your neck, you sighed trying to fight his sultry acts.

"..we're in the kitchen...Where we eat."

"We don't eat in the kitchen we eat in our bedroom-"

"We still make food here."

"C'mon just a lil hump, I won't ask for more. I'll take blue balls for today." Mark squeezed you a bit, you huffed as contemplated your options.

"Just one. ONE. UNO. HANA (하 나). NUMBER ONE." You scolded, you honestly liked being hard to get and making mark beg a bit but gave in because you just wanted to see your boy satisfied.

Mark rubbed himself against you as he whined a bit, you felt his hard-on but continued to do the dishes.

"Uhmmm... Mark,Y/n?"

You nearly snapped your neck looking to your side seeing haechan stand right by the kitchen table with a plate in his hand looking traumatized as ever.

"Oh shiiii-.." You trailed off looking down.

"Why are you humping your girl like a horny dog?" Haechan questioned making you bust out laughing but quickly slapping your hand over your mouth to not embarrasse your Boyfriend.

"Uhm— just- put your dish in the sink so she can clean it and get out" Mark demanded.

"No way, I'm watching the Premiere of House of Dragons, y'all should get out." Haechan argued.

Mark huffed as looked at you who was currently and innocently washing the dishes, "Don't laugh at me."

"I told you! And you started it!" You defended as you sprinkled some water on Mark.

He nervously laughed as he started getting red, once he was a horn dog next he's back to his awkward stuttering Shy boy.

What're you gonna do with him?

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[stuckylibrary]

No Single Riders

No Single Riders - Chapter 1 - tvheit - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

absolutely hilarious fic where Tony owns a water park, steve works there after coming out of the ice and somehow all the avengers do too (the new york battle doesn’t happen and ws!bucky comes in later) and it’s just pure fluff & crack, plus there’s a running joke on steve choosing ‘Barnes’ as his fake identity surname :)

[soulhusbands]

“You know what I thought the first night I met you?” Jensen asks.

Jared shakes his head. He can't speak, his whole body is humming.

Jensen's fingers curl warm around Jared's wrist. “I thought if you would just smile, you'd be beautiful.”

Tailgates Down In The Parking Lot by toxica939

Art by gicee

Jared/Jensen

Explicit

Au - Highscool - Summer Romance

Bad boy!jared, neighbour!jensen

24k

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[thestuckylibrary]

For the anon who needed something happy and anyone else who might need a pick-me-up, I thought I’d rec my favorite humor Stucky fics:

Slide to Answer by relenafanel

Cat Nap by galwednesday (galwednesday has a LOT of funny stories!)

Roll Out the Red Carpet by Lorien & Quarra

And the most hilarious Marvel fic I’ve ever read is, sadly, not Stucky, but has some fun (platonic) interactions between Bucky and Darcy, and is set entirely in Steve’s apartment:

Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense by Airawyn

I’m not sure what your policy is on multiple recs per submission, but I’m just hoping that at least one of these can put a smile on a few faces.

Thanks so much for the wonderful service you provide for this fandom!

[h50fanficdirectory]

via AO3 works tagged 'Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams'

by SquaresAreNotCircles

A suspect asks Steve and Danny how long they’ve been married, and what else is new, really? The answer, much to Danny’s confusion: how nervous Steve gets about that stupid question.

Or: Steve has a plan, for once, but he’s Steve McGarrett, so of course the universe isn’t going to let that work out for him.

Words: 2249, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Danny "Danno" Williams, Steve McGarrett

Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Marriage Proposal, Fluff and Humor, no bicycles were harmed in the writing of this fic

[kaisooficrec]

tiny sparks: the end (kaisoo fics)

We know that all good things must come to an end. But that doesn’t make it any easier having to say goodbye to the tiny sparks fest. 

Please, give some love to the kaisoo writers who joined the last round with these amazing drabbles. And don’t forget to thank the tiny sparks mods for their hard work.

The Thing Is

Genre: Non AU, Kyungsoo Centric

Rating: PG-13

Length: 1,000 w

Summary: “You look horrible,” Sehun says when they meet up for one last run-through two days before the fanmeeting.

The three years between Kyungsoo’s last stage in front of a live audience at Chile and the next, at Jamsil, for their tenth anniversary, is a hole. A blue-colored, deep, frightening hole.

PinkieSoo

Genre: Drabble

Rating: PG

Length: 720 w

Summary: The one where Kyungsoo was mad at Jongin. A teeny, tiny bit angry (pun intended).

A missing piece

Genre: Domestic AU, Fluff, Established Relationship

Rating: PG-13

Length: 759 w

Summary: Jongin and Kyungsoo have been waiting for adoption agreement for years. Finally they have a go but the start is everything but easy.

I Saw Sparks

Genre: Drabble

Rating: PG-13

Length: 800 w

Warnings: Infidelity, Non-Graphic Violenve, Character Death

Summary: And Kyungsoo knows he was wrong.

But he won't let Jongin down.

Oh, yeah, he will.

Yes, he will.

Bittersweet Grace

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Soulmates, Reincarnation

Rating: PG

Length: 1,000 w

Summary: Twenty-five times they’ve said their first hello.

you're everything I wanted (and more)

Genre: Fluff, Slight Angst

Rating: R

Length: 757 w

Summary: Every time Kyungsoo looks at Jongin and him together, he just cant help but think, that this is all he wanted and more.

Of Sparkling Brown Eyes

Genre: Thieves AU, Fake Relationship, Fluff, Humor

Rating: R

Length: 952 w

Warnings: Implied Drug Use, Implied Alcoholism

Summary: Kyungsoo was at the Kims' mansion to steal from them. He didn't expect a certain Kim Jongin to be the one stealing something more important than just money.

tiny crush

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Friends to Lovers

Rating: PG-13

Length: 1,000 w

Summary: All it takes is a kiss.

White Noise

Genre: Angst

Rating: PG

Length: 1,000 w

Warning: Major Character Death

Summary: Jongin never tells him what is wrong.

And the tears never fell

Genre: Angst, One Sided Love

Rating: PG

Length: 998 w

Summary: Kyungsoo’s first promise to jongin was also his last.

[puzzleshipping-library]

Only Mine

Author: Natoya

Rated M • Published 2011 • Complete• Word count 178k

Turned into a pleasure slave by a scorned princess, Atemu fears he will never find true love. Perhaps his new master can change his mind…

Read on FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6857624/1/Only-Mine

@saijspellhart says: Another old but good fic from over a decade ago. In this one a scorned Princess casts a spell on Pharaoh Atem, tethering him to a golden box and forcing him to become a pleasure slave to whomever is in possession of the box. His priests intervene and send the box into the future, where it might find the person who will break the spell and set Atem free.

In present day the new owner of the box ends up being Yugi Mutou. And he’s not at all prepared for the gorgeous man who spills from the box once he opens it. Yugi doesn’t want a pleasure slave though, but he will accept a friend and he does need coaching about how to woo someone he has a crush on.

This story is funny, and a rom-com. Magic and romance, and mayhem, and misunderstandings. A lovely read.

[thetorchwoodarchive]

What A Night by Badly_knitted (JackIanto | Complete | 1886 | G)

This isn’t the first time the Rift has affected Cardiff’s weather in peculiar ways, it’s not even the weirdest weather they’ve seen, but it could be the hardest to deal with.

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Aaaaaa I love your writing sm!!! Can I perhaps request Atsushi and Dazai with a shy s/o who is normally always soft spoken and is troubled by it because people constantly asks them to repeat what they said all the time since they’re.. so quiet and they get pretty embarrassed about it. And the s/o hating the fact that they’re shy and can’t help it, thank you! Please don’t push yourself and stay healthy. ∑d(°∀°d)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai, Atsushi X Gn!reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:awww you're so sweet! Tysm baby T^T my heart literally melts when I receive compliments like this

Tbh I try to be soft spoken cause I speak kinda fast and sometimes even pronounce the words wrong and get embarrassed about it, so I hear ya (in the opposite way lol)

Sorry this took soooooo long, and not proofread

↬Osamu Dazai

ok.we all know that this man is a huge tease

But I would be too cruel to tease you over something like this. I mean c'mon!

He knows how insecure you are about it, so he'll be extra patient with you. Never interrupts you, and always waits for you to finish your sentence.

If he fails to hear you, he'll ask you to repeat your words but in his own way.

"I'm sorry darling, can you repeat yourself? I was too fascinated by your gorgeous, flawless face that I couldn't pay attention to your words"

Still embarrasses you but at least for a different reason lol

When he sees you saying how lame and embarrassing your tune is he simply chuckles and pulls you into a tight hug

"You're over thinking it baby" "Really? So you don't hate it when you always have to come near me just to be able to hear what I'm saying?" "Um...No?"

I mean, how can he hate it when he gets an excuse to be close to his beloved s/o all the time, especially in public?

He finds your tune so calming that he asks you to sing for him

He thinks you'll be a popular singer like Billie Eilish lol

↬Atsushi Nakajima

This sweet baby

Its kinda funny embarrassing with him

He almost never hears you correctly, but he hates to embarrase you so he just answers you by luck

And we all know how unlucky this poor boy is

One time after having the dinner made by you, you were both sitting on the couch when you suddenly remembered something

"Babe, did you take out the trash?" "Yes, it was really delicious honey, thank you"

Damn lmao

You were frightened, but then you thought that maybe It's an animal thing lol

After that night, once Atsushi told you that he felt hungry. You smiled, planted a small kiss on his cheeks and told him "Dont worry baby, theres some trash in the trashcan"

He was like "Wha- "

When you finally find out that he couldnt hear you clearly because of how soft spoken you were, you had an emotional break down I mean, its not his fault, but you were kinda hoping for him to hear you well cuz you know... animal's ears are sharp,right...?

Anyway it was embarrassing

Atsushi was comforting you, hugging you and telling you its ok and its not your fault and theres nothing to worry about

You'll get it tho, I mean how can you not when you have someone as caring and sweet as him by yourside?

He hates it when other people interrupt you. Wants to tell them to shut up and let you finish what you were saying, but he wont cause he knows being in the spotlight nakes you uncomfortable Hes to thoughtful omg T^T

Reblogs are appreciated! :D

[thestuckyvault]

5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot

"Steve gently tosses his book to the side and then places his hands on Bucky’s shoulders, kneading thoroughly against the impressively tense muscles. Bucky sighs, his eyes falling shut and mouth dropping open in a mixture of slight pain but mostly relief.

“Oh fuck,” he groans, leaning into the touch.

Clint snickers quietly, trying to busy himself with pouring milk into a bowl of cereal before one of his trademark sarcastic comments can escape him and make the situation more awkward than it’s already quickly becoming."

OR: Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren't, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they're sleeping together (even though they aren't, they're just really really oblivious).

Rated: M, 5.2k words

[sebaekficrec]

topic: love

Author: baeicheojit

Genre: Fluff, Humor 

Rating: PG-13 

Length: Oneshot

Sometimes sassy Sehun and insensible Baekhyun can create something beautiful together.

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[narusakufanfiction]

Fic Rec: Twelve Days of Christmas

Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy

Description: Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?

Rated: T

Length: 19,554 words

Warnings: N/A